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The entirety of /tv/ is lolcow Anonymous 10/30/2019 (Wed) 21:54:29 ID: 288dd0 No.15436
All they do is talk about capeshit, 4chan memes or jewtube ecelebs and jewtube videos.

Insult their precious capeshit, Jokershit, or jewtube shit and the tranny vol3 or Gayhoole will delete your posts, no fun allowed only cuckthink allowed.

Constantly projecting they are patrician yet constantly disproving their assertions by being bing bing, zoomer capetards that discuss every single capeshit movie with an online marketing scheme to soyboys.
Imagine being such an un-artistic zoomer (or boomer) you have to generalize in the most hyperbolic ways and you get fucking loves her pussy by a god tier Shakespearan actor when it comes to Harry Potter since you need to have sex
>quadruple posting
hey worst hapa
>no retort on topic after you GAMERGATEs pretend to be bastions of good taste
hey worst virgin
You're truly the best lolcow.
Duptv bfto
>"It's Thanksgiving and you're actually spending your time writing paragraphs about random internet strangers instead of enjoying the day with your family. Get a fucking life"

duptv fucking loves her pussy
How's grandma's stuffing, Zach? Are you able to look anyone in the eyes this year and answer why you're single, jobless, and living with your parents fucking around 24+ hours straight in defense of Emma Flopson when you're nearly 30 years old?

>gahoole's awards show back for another year
Ebin. Best Emma and Boettcher should be up there. Too bad about Millie hitting the wall.
Only if she's a nudist.

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>that GET
Where is that from, cuckchan?
Those GAMERGATEs wouldn't even understand half of what /tv/ anons say, that's how avant-garde /tv/ is.
>"But Watson is an ugly man with no career"

10 billion dollars worth of films befores shes 30

zero billion dollar movies for stone the actual ugly man
And not a single dollar worth of films after she turns 30, she has no career.
That's why she's second billed in another ensemble movie and it's getting raved about, incel

I hope you better kys now and spare yourself 30-40 more years of Emmakino
The prevailing commentary on the Greta Gerwig flick is that Flopson's accent blows
No that's the meme troll anti watson opinions sweetie. You know the "vocal minority" of retards. Her accent sounds very good and has for years and years and years now. Your ears dont work and you're actually cucked to straight up retards on youtube and twitter.
Yet another meme against Watson bickers plebeians are so jealous of her immense talent. Isnt it funny how they screech about something every single movie of hers. Almost like they are mad and seething.
I guess sucking cock counts
Full spectrum sexual harassment.
How many years has hapa been doing this now?
6 years of doggedly pursuing everyone who so much as jokes about harv's whore.
To what end? What drives a person to obsessively try and fail to convince a nebulous group of internet strangers that supposedly don't matter to him that his favorite actress is flawless?
Do you think this motherfucker will pull some Bjork stalker shit if flopson starts dating a GAMERGATE, or will he just go back to spamming cuck porn again?
9 apparently, according to some 4plebs archived post. Flopson is probably lucky Zach has a cuck fetish, he would fap to it.
>posting the same photos from a bafta event every time you're mad at Watson being rich and famous from tons of non-Weinstein movies and from essentially being cast by JK Rowling originally

>harv's whore
But that's literally Jennifer Lawrence, Alicia Vikander and Brie Larson etc

not the actress who was famous for entirely different endeavors

were you born in 2005?
What is it about incels assuming everything about not only Emma Watson but Zach's life as well just bickers they are mad that Emma Watson is an outlier and has been acting for two decades now and making bank in the process?
>imitating dup
no wonder you're so fhlp
>he doesn't know the difference between post ironic dupping and post, post ironic dupping

They are losing it again about Harry potter and Watson

And saying absolutely nothing of value while thinking they know anything about filmmaking

So much so they shill youtube iqlet critiques like the bling ring being repetitive in nature as a bad thing when the entire films purpose is to showcase that zoomers lead these kind of lives and it did so extremely well,

Just look at /tv/ for an example, one can remove themselves from the equation and they will still talk about garbage eceleb shit, cuckime, garbage twitter and youtube opinions, constant whining about women and feminism while being sexist virgins

This shit writes itself!
>They are losing it again about Harry potter and Watson
lmao you're the only one who is mad here
>another day
>another new thread about watson and or potter
>this time two threads
>even the same person(s) on cow in another thread talking about the same shit
>but you're the only one whos mad
At least you tried
>another thread about Flopson or Twatter
>another hapa meltdown
>the ones who can't stop bringing up (reeeeeing about) emma watson are the ones who aren't meltingdown every day I swear!
>YOU are the REAL LOLCOWS, /tv/!
woah, deep
Hey Gahoole have you ever had two women pining over you at once, two women who were friends but then started to hate each other bickers you dated one and then actually ended up dating the other right after you dumped the first crazy one?

You haven't had anything close to that. You haven't had a gf to get your dick wet almost every night of the week while you were in school.

You slaphead plebshit virgin edgelord
At least he doesn't have a waifu that Harvey Weinstein uses as his personal sex toy.
But I haven't waifud trash like Jennifer Lawrence or Alicia Vikander, Watson made 100 million dollars without anything to do with Weinstein and then was in tons of movies afterwards that had nothing to do with him again

You stupid nigg er
Jennifer Lawrence has explicitly denied having sex with Humble Harv. Flopson didn't, and it wasn't bcause allegations don't abound. It's bcause they are true.
Emma Watson didn't bickers Weinstein had nothing to do with her being rich or famous, unlike Jennifer Lawrence

Nobody except incels actually think Weinstein had anything to do with Watsons movies, he had nothing to do with 15 or 16 of them.

Cope more. Innocent until proven guilty right? Unless you say so!
>jennifer lawrence has explicitly denied
Meaning it actually happened and she was desperate to claim otherwise sorry you have no common sense
>>15600 post the full art, i should have saved it back on /tv/ before 8chan being nuked
Without me, /tv/ is dead.
>>31718 I liked your thread where you sing in a car >>>/tv/64471
>>31735 I didn't made that thread.
>>31798 Zach is el pueblo confirmed
>>31835 El pueblo?
Not a pedo!
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Any Megan respecters still around?
>>196827 I'm still here.
>>196864 So, how are things? Are you still simping for Megan, or have you found yourself a new waifu? Also, are you that anon from Siberia?
>>196888 I found her cute, that's about it, never really simped for her, I kinda messed with meganfags if anything, the video is truly cute. how sad
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>>197038 Oof and yikes, my guy. Hopefully you are recovering from his low point in your life. I’ve been down too, but never to the point that I ever found (someone like) Megan cute. What was it that made you drop the little goblin? The lack of new wanking material? There was even a couple of deepfakes of her back when you guys were simping for her, as well as that lewd video where she moans as she plays some game on her laptop. I just hope you won’t relapse into Megan simping now that AI can churn out Megan material for you. For me, it was Jerome. Now she was cute, and she enjoyed literature and film, unlike a pleb like Megan, who gobbled up Disney Star Wars.

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