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Zelda and Zelda-esque games Anonymous 03/23/2023 (Thu) 00:09:28 No.1619
I just can't stop playing 2D Zelda clones, that style of gameplay is probably my favorite, especially when good clones add a little bit of their own personal spice into the mix.
>>5462 india nombr on
>>5474 Superpower by 2048!
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>>5527 >zelda will be the mary sue who can do everything and has to teach link how to be a hero but still "needs" link for prophesy reasons >link will be a useless bumbling moron who only does something useful at the very end and even that will be something simple that anyone could do if they were there >ganondorf will be a gud boi who dindu nuffin and everything was actually the hylians' fault Does it count as a script leak if it's so fucking obvious?
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>>5565 Why are you describing the 1989 Zelda cartoon
>>5566 Didn't know I was, but now we can make fun of the movies for ripping off it's plot.
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>Zelda movie
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the absolute state
>>6143 >this generic garbage beat actually good Zelda games that these fucks were soying over already
>>6143 Typical. Recent = better because we're supposedly progressing n sheit. Any doubt of "progress" causes the soyboy to doubt his reality.
>>6145 breath of the wild is such a soulless product for the equally soulless product switch, to see it celebrated even by normalfags is depressing
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That would be $70, sir.
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Ocarina of Time demake in the style on NuSoyda.
How many times have I gone into a comments section and seen the comment: <this needs a remake Such normalfags should be executed because they are retarded. Its the same shit over and over again.
>>6836 This shit is painful, but it does in fact have a silver lining: by loading studios up with pajeets, literal niggers, cocksuckers, troons, & stronk independynts, the kikes have sealed the doom on these studios via forced incompetence. They did this intentionally ofc to kill Literally Hitler (and are now just trying to milk the maximum sheqels from the soyniggers as they kill it off). Jokes on them in the end however (as usual). There is a yuge market for legitimately good vidya and that market will be filled. And all the displaced CIS White males that created this industry in the first place will be in demand once the money starts rolling into the kike-free studios in the future.
>>6836 Well yeah they are the ones who subsidize this whole demake industry. They've been yelling for a FF7 remake for a decade, people with brain been telling them it's a bad idea, even a SE executive been saying it's a bad idea. Then SE kicked that executive out and made the demake to please the mouthbreathing masses.
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>>7005 What's she smiling at?
>>7006 your small benis
>>7007 My massive BWC.
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70 doraruzu preaz
>>7539 The worst scam in history.
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Press X to doubt.
>>7781 X You don't even know the level of troons, niggers, and stronk independynts that Soytendo has yet to unlease upon the world!
>>7781 He's not lying, the new one isn't a sequel but a $70 expansion pack. Can make those for 10 more years. How very elvish.
OOT Ganondorf>TOTK Ganondorf I hate the way Ganondorf was dealt with in TOTK. His reasons for invading Hyrule flip-flop, at first, he's shown to be explicitly evil, having no sort of "redeeming qualities". And then, in his boss speech, he starts acting like Wind Waker Ganon and acting all sympathetic and "blah blah I'm the only king". It's like shitendo took OOT Ganon and WW Ganon and chucked them into a blender. And' that's all I have to say, seeing as there's nothing else to him. His English voice did not do him any favors. Matt Mersoy is a shitty VA. It's such a shame, since I love Ganon as a villain.
>>8206 Anything is better than TOTK slop.
>>8206 god I hate everything, every artistic and gameplay choice, from the NuZelda like you wouldn't believe
>>8211 >>8218 I especially hate how they made Ganon a thirst trap. He's supposed to be imposing and scary, not fujo-bait.
>>8219 Just like with everything else in the game, this is to appeal to the gaijin. They made him more "realistic" and homogay. Probably also gave him some shitty sob backstory.
>>8221 He also spends most of the game in his little hidey-hole instead of trying to take over Hyrule, even though he could easily do so even in his weakened state. He doesn't have a backstory, he's just retarded.
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>>8222 Cool manly behavior is not allowed.
>>8223 I just hope soylentdorf isn't here to stay
>>8225 He is. The open world goyslop sold well so they're going to milk that trend for years even after the tit is dry.
>>8235 speaking of goyslop, is Ganon a jew? I feel like he's pretty jewish-looking
>>8247 He is trying to flood a country full of fair skinned people with evil subhumans and subvert their government to his own ends.
>>8254 Very subtle.
>>8254 Goynondorf
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>>8336 I can hear her singing to the Lon Lon Ranch theme...
>>8336 What color are her pantsu...?
>>8346 Brown because she's a pants shitting hick retard.
>>8346 Purple, like her dress
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>>8336 I miss the innocent girl in long dress and huge leather boots trope from the '90s.
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>>8222 Say it to his face.
>>1619 What are notable Zelda clones?
>>9776 Tunic was pretty good, though some of the puzzles were vague as shit.

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