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JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include: Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread Endless Thread 9 Gunt Thread Based Isabella Worship Thread We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being. Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella. Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled. Links, Information and Lore: Full Timeline

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Ofc, now the Ramonmod is trying to deflect by making the issue be about me. When it's not about me. It's about you. And why you are deleting criticism of yourself on the board. Tick-tock. The tide is turning against you. Your reign of terror is coming to an end. Ramon is in a sweating panic deleting everything. There are so many posts missing that if you walk away for an hour and your browser didn't refresh, then there are like 20 posts missing in chunks. LMAO.

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Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace now Alogsspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Register_your_nickname https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=VHost 4. https://alogs.space/ is the main domain name, https://julay.world also redirects there
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>>275584 Yeah I am as well but I am busy with life and am autistic.

Elaine Miller / Trollcow Season 3 Daniel Lopez 11/06/2025 (Thu) 00:59:31 ID: fdd905 No.277955 [Reply] [Last]
There once was a lass from the mist, Who craved a warm, salty twist. She'd kneel with a grin, Let the golden stream in, And declare, "Nothing beats drinking piss!"
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>>279043 try calling in a wellness check the NHS will never let her delusional BPD spread ass leave the br*tish psych units
>>279052 I've reported her to London Metropolitan and the FBI. Unless either get flooded with complaints about her I imagine they won't do much since she's obviously a larping bottom feeder, not a central figure in any of the groups she orbits
>>279054 Idk, I think if she was American she'd be in jail right now. Just like those other 764 literally who posters they've arrested lately, who more or less shit his pants and did nothing but online gayness and manipulating teen girls. Pretty much on the Brits for not doing anything about her. >>279053 Good idea.
>>279031 >>279043 I know of at least a few and strangely a month or so after the reports are made some of pisslames friends suddenly get busted. Now saying there is a link between these thing but it is worth noting.
>>279059 It's kind of funny how she has retard Teflon that bounces onto her friends, causing them to get into shit instead of her. Wish it would happen to Smigg.

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Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto JEWS 11/28/2019 (Thu) 01:22:43 ID: e041d0 No.20078 [Reply]
Thanksgiving. A time for togetherness. A time for family. A time for eating. It is a time when families come together and have a feast, all the while being thankful for what life has brought onto them and for the years to come. Such a feast is happening today.

We start at the home of Anthony LoGatto, who is currently indulged in a Thanksgiving dinner alongside his lover and secretary Callie Briggs and three other people. All three are female mice of varying age. The one at the head of the table has glasses, short, shoulder length hair, and wears a purple turtleneck blouse and pants; the other has long black hair, medium body size, black sleeveless blouse and gray pants; the final guest has long brown hair in a downytail, regular body size, a New York Mets sports jacket and jeans. They are Margo, Angela and Elena, his mother and sisters, respectively. They've come over to visit Anthony for Thanksgiving dinner.

“So guys,” begins A-Log. “How have you been doing lately?”

“Well, I've been doing well as a paralegal. I've been helping others on a recent case,” said Angela, as she eats the turkey.

“I've been doing well in the art realm as well as being a court stenographer,” says Elena. “You couldn't believe how many cases I've been in from time to time.”

“Agreed,” said his mother. “And I supposed you have done well with your comedy career?” she asked her son. “I recall your father wasn't very pleased with your choice.”

“Pfft, please!” he said as he eats, being careful not to talk with his mouth full, “I'm sure the ol' man is delusional as always.”

“Not to mention bitter,” Elena says.

“Can we at least skip talking about dad for once?” says Angela. “Besides, the food's getting cold.”

And with that, Anthony and the others resume eating.

“Miss Briggs,” says Margo, “I'm still fortunate that you're keeping my son under control?”

“Don't worry, Margo,” Callie says with reassurance. “I've known Anthony since high school, and I'm sure he's doing well under my watch.”

“Despite hanging out with Enchantra, which started this whole mess,” she said under her breath, making sure the rest of the family, including Callie, heard her remark. She is worried about her son's actions since Enchantra came into his life, but she still has some comfort knowing that she hasn't done any harm to her son, and Anthony has never done likewise to another woman.

“So how are you doing in Manhattan, Callie?” says Elena, with a hint of inquisition. “I'm sure your company is doing fine.”

Callie, with baited breath, says, “It's been difficult since the economy has been going up a roller coaster these days.”

“I know how you mean,” said Angela. “A few months ago, I've seen several people getting laid off from the law firm bickers of budget cuts.”

“I've been trying to get at least another stable job since I got laid off from the driving school down the road,” says Margo, with regret.

“Well,” says Anthony, her son, “At least we can not blame this on just Obama. Mom, you know how much Bush did for eight years, right?

“Yes. We got out of the bushes, but we still can't get out.” she said with a chuckle.

“You're just glad Dad isn't here right now,” Elena said. “You two would blow the roof off.”

Immediately, everyone shares a laugh over the only political difference amongst family; but he isn't here at this moment. As they laugh, Anthony then takes a look into his watch and sees what time it is.

“Oh crap,” he said. “I really hate to skip a meal with you guys, but I gotta get going!”

“Go?” asked Angela. “Go where?”

“Oh,” he said as he walks away from the table and grabs his jacket. “To the city. I have a little Thanksgiving tradition of my own.” He walks back and kisses Callie on the cheek and says, “I'll be back home tomorrow. Keep an eye on the house for me.”

“I will,” she says. “If there's any leftovers, we'll save them for you.”

He nods and waves to his family as he exits the house and drives off. Soon afterward, Margo asks, “It's a little strange for him to go to Manhattan at this time of day.
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>>262977 Holy fucking SHIT he does not look well. Time hasn't been kind to him. I'm going to listen to this and hope he says he was taking Ozempic.
>>262977 >>275588 Aside from appearing to have enjoyed fifty or so Happy Thanksgivings, he hasn't changed much. I'm genuinely surprised that he unironically A-Logged in the video while trying to correct the record about A-Logging.
Thanksgiving is easily Eli Roth's finest film. I had posted the original trailer in cytube for, what, a decade? Then he went and made it real, and it's the best slasher I've seen since Scream.
>>279050 Personally I prefer the Christmas Tree
>>279055 >ess.ayfag lmao

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Daniel Lopez / Time 4 Guillotines / I Frot The Law / Cancer ♥ / Stay Noided / The Guntichrist / BigFanOfTheKillstream Barry 08/23/2025 (Sat) 21:14:42 ID: 77e6ae No.272811 [Reply] [Last]
Daniel Lopez / Time 4 Guillotines / I Frot The Law / Cancer ♥ / Stay Noided / The Гунтichrist / BigFanOfTheKillstream Daniel Lopez is a homeless ginger-hispanic mutt mystery meat "white" man of dubious legal and immigration status, with an expressed hatred for G​AMERGATEs. He's a former (?) E-laine Miller (TheGatorGamer) simp. <"[E-laine] is already perfect" -Daniel Lopez Despite being homeless for at least the last couple years, after apparently being banned from his mother's house, he somehow has narcissist (narc) tendencies. Former "moderator" of the Onion Farms forums appointed by the Alzheimer's autistic schizophrenic Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt, he's been widely hated on both foxdick farms and its splinter forums. Banned by Null from KF on his I Frot The Law account and currently ban-evading there on his "Cancer ♥" sock. <"this dead gay website that maybe 5 people tops use." -Anonymous user's (totally not Danny Lopez's) thoughts on alogs.space Various accusations have been made against Daniel, including Onion Farms users like Nektar Geist and "Crimson Fucker" accusing him of being a sweaty gamer. Personally I believe I've witnessed him making posts about his illegal drug usage. <"I believe in TheGatorGamer. <More than any woman. <May she finds success [sic]" <-Daniel Lopez's thoughts, aspirations and admirations for TheGatorGamer

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>>279024 Frogn.igger will be going straight to the concentration camp on the express train
>>279013 <Ken wants to make Libshit Farms <Calls his Paki developer a pajeet Seems a little bit hypocritical idk, not sure
>>279024 You mean the diaymo?
>>279029 gaymo, frogn.igger, whatever jap LARP he's currently on, who cares
>>279024 Won divorce papers and a trip to San Francisco to bottom for Shaggy (pbuh)

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wizchan and the like Anonymous 09/26/2019 (Thu) 16:03:36 No.9055 [Reply] [Last]
This is how global mod of wizchan looks like.
He powertrips through his own userbase, telling that women are good, and just wearing a chastity ring should keep you virgin. He's a frequent troll of his own userbase, he brags about bans and warnings publically on his channels. Known to be breaking all the rules of his own site, and what he implies to others - he is usually guilty of it much more instead. Like, when 8chan was still around, he was ranting about how bad it is. It didn't stop him from using the site for his own gain (getting free stuff from a giveaway on /v/ for example, and thanking everyone there) and then telling how bad that rotten shithole of a site 8chan is.
IRL he leeches of his sister and mother who give him lots of money and free time. He is a heavy drug addict, likes GAMERGATEs, and likes to establish connections with females in front of his userbase only to tell later that he's been on vacation/drugged/attended funeral.
He's also into anime which he watches with his bros online, with other chads, and IRL.
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>>275785 he is too busy entertaining gay sweaty gamers in Andrew's server
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>>278659 gay p e do philes are sick in the head
the Ratmin is in cohoots with the clique
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>>270112 I'm Alex, OP of this thread. Been busy with other shit lately You can read my recent garbage if you know/translate Russian https://0chan.club/socion Or here https://8kun.top/cafechan/index.html Tldr I'm justa wageslaving/freeting away now for some time, after wasting a lot of years online and on women irl Feeling horrible honestly but I deserve at least 2/3 or 3/4 of it Not nice to see this thread still going, dudes need to snap out of it
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DJ Axle / Phantom Organization / Jester69 / Aksel Birger Enstad JDANKS420 09/29/2021 (Wed) 06:12:11 ID: 46f067 No.121078 [Reply] [Last]
PO is a furry fagget incel NEET tug-boat-having kid-touching attention whore with a race-mixing sister. He came to prominence by stream-sniping the Гунт but is too lazy to even do that for very long. He just begs for schekels on his shitty furry cringe stream that no one watches and posts furry porn in his server where his last few friends are. Now he is chimping out on discord and no one can figure out exactly why. Seems to be some sort of autistic meltdown. Racemixing julay truck sister: Hanne Engstad https://archive.md/8HJfU https://mobile.twitter.com/HEngstad https://archive.is/2nbBZ DOX Aksel Birger Engstad 99 35 29 03 Engasvegen 320, 7900 R0RVIK
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Mormon Shaggy farewell message to DJ Axle.
>>276644 he changed his shirt!
>>165713 There is no way this guy lives in that shed. There are 3 structures on this property. A large grey house with two garage doors, a small white house, and finally the shed. The view from out his window reveals that he lives in a room at the back of the white house. I know the idea of him living in a shed is funny, but don't feel bad for him, this is a rich Norwegian defrauding his government.
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During one of his frequent (and private) meltdown streams, Axle posted evidence of having been part of the Soldiers of Odin. According to himself, his family knew of this. But to this day, they ignore that he was second in command.
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DJ Axle's former (and future) lover, Mormon Shaggy, revealed a dark secret he conveniently decided to release only after his relationship ended in the worst possible terms with the Norwegian. According to Shaggy, Axle has a discord channel where he shares pictures of little children, most of which are children one of Axle's brothers work with. Lets remember Axle hosts sweaty gamers in his server like Pamperchu. And according to Shaggy, this is being done without Axle's brother consent. >https://youtu.be/4zOr-apauj4?t=773

Anonymous 02/29/2020 (Sat) 11:38:15 ID: a4a33c No.38244 [Reply] [Last]
Can some of you G​AMERGATEs redpill me on Null? Is he actually a pedo bitch and a greedy Jew, or is that stuff just a meme?
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The only problem I have with this claim is how there must be at least one tranny or other person who hates his guts in the park, who could recognize them. Then they could dox his vehicles, plates, registration numbers, his trailer/RV, his lot and the park he's currently in. But I guess maybe he doesn't leave the trailer very often, or maybe only at night. Who knows. Maybe he's just "lucky" or not that recognizable.
>>278535 All the pictures of him are old, that's why he doesn't post any new ones. Plus he could very well be traveling in an RV and not actually be stationary in an RV park. That's what his lawyer Hardin does, he could very well have copied that idea, would explain the need for Starlink and constant technical difficulties while streaming if he has to re-do his set-up every time he parks somewhere new.
>>278539 >need for Starlink Wonder how much power it would take to jam the entire Shitlink network globally. I'm betting surprisingly less than you might think.
Anyway, it's the most inefficient, retarded communications system possible, owned by someone who should be completely banned from receiving money. Of course someone like J0sh is going to use that instead of mobile data.
KF just goes from one crypto miner "captcha" to the next, at this point. Guess I'll just keep the site blacklisted instead of trying to visit it.

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CoomGte / Shillgate A nice way to start off 2020 Anonymous 01/09/2020 (Thu) 01:05:48 ID: b30b4a No.26320 [Reply] [Last]
Thread about shills from the official coomer server /troomer/ wayne lambright server, and their reach across the chans, and they're shilling operations. connected with multiple glows, confirmed israeli military presence and other shill ops across the chans `More research is needed`
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>>278697 I’ll have you know I’m very much employed, stalker child. It is in fact YOU who is unemployed
Based TheGatorGamer
>>278705 Fr TheGatorGamer
>>278665 boring
>>278705 >>278710 >>278711 <Guaranteed that neither of these faggots are employed

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Unironic Ralphamale 11/18/2025 (Tue) 18:43:24 ID: 890fe5 No.278578 [Reply]
KILL MATTHREW PRINCE FUCK CLOUDFLARE
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I like testing G​AMERGATEs (((G​AMERGATE))) ordd / ==G​AMERGATE==
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