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JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include: Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread Endless Thread 9 Gunt Thread Based Isabella Worship Thread We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being. Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella. Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled. Links, Information and Lore: Full Timeline

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If they are hellbent on doing these skits, then I think they should tackle a Jewsh Moon skit. Keep it under 30 minutes. Include all the jokes about him. Pizza day. Male feminism. Lidl Drip. That's he's gay. There could be many skits if you wanted them. One where he meets his trailer trash Dad. One where he's alone in his trailer park swamp seething about Indians and Donald Trump. Stuff about his Mom on a date with a nog while he's a little boy. But KC will never do it. Asston has mentioned several times on tonight's stream, that he texts Jewsh daily. So they will just sweep for each other unless a major betrayal happens between them.

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Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace now Alogsspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Register_your_nickname https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=VHost 4. https://alogs.space/ is the main domain name, https://julay.world also redirects there
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>>275584 Yeah I am as well but I am busy with life and am autistic.

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Anonymous 03/06/2020 (Fri) 13:48:12 ID: a21f23 No.39419 [Reply] [Last]
Lmao at CuckChan, the most cucked place of the internet. Can you think of a more cucked thing that posting in there unironically, filling googles recaptchas and shit, buying a goy captcha pass hahaha Even plebbit and normies forums allow to post from basic VPNs and browsing from tor. The userbase in there are retarded failed normies posting from google chrome connected with their google accounts, if you don't do that the recaptchas are too hard and the website is unusable. CuckChan achieved to totally removed anonymity on a forum system based on anonymity, isn't it beautiful?
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I got banned from 4chins for racism of all things. I could write about child rape to genocide, but ouch certain kinds of racism just sting a little too much. Call him a cumskin, a honkey, cracker, sweaty gamer even and it won't stain his snazzy black uniform, but call him a fucking G​AMERGATE *gasp* watch as he recoils like a fucking kike searching to the end of the earth for his lost jew gold.
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>>280016 In the appeal I want to be like this: I'm so sorry, what is your address so I caN mail you a watermeloN as a tokeN of my gratitude?
>>280016 >Call him a cumskin, a honkey, cracker, sweaty gamer even and it won't stain his snazzy black uniform, but call him a fucking G​AMERGATE *gasp* watch as he recoils Weird how that double standard works, huh. It's almost like Hitler was right.
>>280021 I gotta say though and not to be a spoil sport, but this attempt at getting people to self-dox IP addresses is pretty gay. Nice try FBI.

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Daniel Lopez / Time 4 Guillotines / I Frot The Law / Cancer ♥ / Stay Noided / The Guntichrist / BigFanOfTheKillstream Barry 08/23/2025 (Sat) 21:14:42 ID: 77e6ae No.272811 [Reply] [Last]
Daniel Lopez / Time 4 Guillotines / I Frot The Law / Cancer ♥ / Stay Noided / The Гунтichrist / BigFanOfTheKillstream Daniel Lopez is a homeless ginger-hispanic mutt mystery meat "white" man of dubious legal and immigration status, with an expressed hatred for G​AMERGATEs. He's a former (?) E-laine Miller (TheGatorGamer) simp. <"[E-laine] is already perfect" -Daniel Lopez Despite being homeless for at least the last couple years, after apparently being banned from his mother's house, he somehow has narcissist (narc) tendencies. Former "moderator" of the Onion Farms forums appointed by the Alzheimer's autistic schizophrenic Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt, he's been widely hated on both foxdick farms and its splinter forums. Banned by Null from KF on his I Frot The Law account and currently ban-evading there on his "Cancer ♥" sock. <"this dead gay website that maybe 5 people tops use." -Anonymous user's (totally not Danny Lopez's) thoughts on alogs.space Various accusations have been made against Daniel, including Onion Farms users like Nektar Geist and "Crimson Fucker" accusing him of being a sweaty gamer. Personally I believe I've witnessed him making posts about his illegal drug usage. <"I believe in TheGatorGamer. <More than any woman. <May she finds success [sic]" <-Daniel Lopez's thoughts, aspirations and admirations for TheGatorGamer

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RAMONATE
As you wish Daniel. =Dox= <
Dox: >Daniel Juan Gustavo Jesus Maria Sanchez Lopez >3rd tent on the right >50518 R E N T F R E E, CA
>>279948 >Robi wasn't busy jerking off to robots Tbf even billionaires are doing that for half the day now. Robi was just on the cutting edge before it was a trend.
Bump bickers the activity in the E-laine thread is Dan and two Brits talking (three if counting when E-laine posts)

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Am I an offline cow? 01/25/2020 (Sat) 18:37:45 ID: 3b807c No.29354 [Reply] [Last]
How does someone's life end up like this?
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>>29354 Based as fuck. Where are you anon?
>>29354 god willing i will end there myself, no bills and no work only care is where to get food and water
>>29354 I seriously hope you at least know how to make knots, ropes and work the wood, else you are little more than a hobo... i mean you even made your tent in a goddamn puddle.
Daniel Lopez thread

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Anonymous 04/24/2020 (Fri) 04:18:54 No.45542 [Reply]
Can robi senpai notice me? I love you robi, thanks for the great chans.
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Julay is the only webring board I've ever liked. Still prefer 8kun but its /cow/ is dead-dead.
Robi, what is your favorite Italian football team?
>>56501 Discord Not even once
ROLCOW THREAD!! HAHAHAHAHAHA WOW I POINTED AND LAUGHED AT THIS FAGGOT!
Sorry for telling all the Freemason dorks spying on me that Robi is a notorious sweaty gamer hacker I just thought it was funny hahahahhahahaha judgement day soon

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Naught / Toad / CPU Bismuth Heart / anameisaname / ANoN LLC / nitto / nanashi Unironic Ralphamale 08/08/2025 (Fri) 22:03:02 ID: e67075 No.272060 [Reply]
Naught is a habitually lying 32 year old autistic cross-dressing tranny chasing hapa(quarter japanese) incel nazi larper who's gained long time infamy within the Chris Chan community, more recently gaining attention on Lolcow.org for his low quality OPs, taking massive :l:s to lolcows, making an ass out of himself and failing in every increasingly embarrassing fashion. Naught is the leader of the Chris Chan white knight group named "The Watchmen", with a known obsession for an anime game known as the "Touhou Project", along with being a noted fan of Ernst Rohm and obsessed with /cow/ lore. Naught, although being a Neo-Nazi with ties to accelerationist streamer Patrick Siegeman, has a liking for trannies on Discord, and has been ridiculed for using his 3 sock accounts (which he shared with other Watchmen) to give himself positive ratings whenever anybody criticizes him for his subpar OPs. Naught is known for his prevalence as a janitor across nazi discord communities and his tendency to make multiple accounts to give positive ratings to as to astroturf the response. Background​ Since his days in his California high school, Naught has been heavily active on the image board 4chan, 8chan, and later 9chan, and involved with CWC-related activities in which he used to troll Chris before eventually becoming his white knight throughout the Mid 2010s. Naught started off far more in a libertarian mindset as was popular at the time on /pol/, slowly turning towards national socialism as the culture changed. While he wasn’t protecting his princess Chris, Naught would be a guest on a series of Far-Right accelerationist streams hosted by Patrick Siegeman known as “WaffenHaus” where he, Pat, and others would sperg about how Jews were the root of every problem, James Mason was a prophet for writing Siege, and advocating for terrorism as a solution to saving the White race from the Great Replacement as expressed by Brenton Tarrant. You can't hear him very well, but he's in this call to Chris from 2010 in a group related to Clyde Cash. https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=203&v=1VaxdAa87Bo Besides being on foxdick farms and the Chan imageboards, Naught has also been active on the messaging platform Telegram throughout 2020 where he would extensively promote his own threads and posts from foxdick farms on either Tard Wars, Witness Blacklist, or Nanashi Unashii. Sexual Orientation​ In April, Naught hinted at his sexual orientation as he talked about wanting to be a Touhou Anime Girl, along with posting a screenshot that revealed him to be more Homosexual than either Bi or Straight. In the past Naught has shared pictures of his e-"gf"s with fellow Watchmen, which would imply a cuckolding fetish. In a thread that was meant to be a shitpost about him, Naught did talk about flirting with OP. Later this was confirmed to be real by :opeed: Please do NOT call @naught a raving homosexual, it hurts his feelings.

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Guess someone (cough Dan) is tarded enough to post Naught's alleged dox around, but not in his thread proper. Cuz retarded, homeless things.
>>279583 More people look at Eläine's thread than this one, autist
>>279585 95% of the E-laine thread is literally just you talking to yourself, faggot
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Thread about a faggot

Elaine Miller / Trollcow Season 3 Daniel Lopez 11/06/2025 (Thu) 00:59:31 ID: fdd905 No.277955 [Reply] [Last]
There once was a lass from the mist, Who craved a warm, salty twist. She'd kneel with a grin, Let the golden stream in, And declare, "Nothing beats drinking piss!"
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>>279989 She's the Mad Max meets Zero Cool of The Information Superhighway
>>279995 The Cyberverse Lady of Letters can't be caged
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>>280008 He's dating TheGatorGamer, and the only other people we've seen her date is fat weird old guys and that fat weird she went on multiple dates with to "catfish" I can guess what he looks like.
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She couldn't even go two days without posting. Pathetic.
>>279994 <Lidl Drip hasn't been seen since July AKTSHUALLY not true, I've seen Lidl posting after then... >>279996 Why would the Jewish-British menace to society hate cops. Even cucked British cops who don't even actually work. Big thunk on that one. >>280013 This current arc is gay, boring, and dumb ngl. Kinda like both E-laine and Dan.

Toad 07/08/2021 (Thu) 22:25:43 ID: a54f57 No.108934 [Reply] [Last]
I'd like you to meet Sean Walker a furry fag who waged a war against wignats with the help of Joachim Hoch, underwater Alex Jones and others, (after being scorned) yet he considers /cow/ to be minor league compared to the mighty foxdick farms. Maybe it's due to his chris chan obsession, video related when he first met cwc. https://youtu.be/gl0CTbcx_3o This lad has made himself a voice of foxdick farms, cause what could go wrong with that? >he should've asked his hero Toad McKinley https://9chan.tw/cow2/thread/1390 /https://archive.fo/EkMv0 Hes made videos on mad Thad , randy stair and aims to do a documentary on Tommy Tooter that is when he's done with his Syria documentary. in his time at weeb wars he made some enemies who tried to dox one of his accounts on foxdick farms https://disqus.com/by/logaG​AMERGATE / https://archive.fo/TOw0Z dox courtesy of Lillie-jean facebook: archive: ( https://archive.fo/9cbFQ / https://m.facebook.com/people/Sean-Walker/100010584785033 youtube: archive: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm5Ro-I1ANPDJE7L97TUuIA / https://archive.fo/Mxkwn (twitter doesn't exist anymore, name links it together.)(archive) (https://twitter.com/wct_wildcat?lang=en/ / https://archive.fo/epuJj )

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>>273548 ok, whip it out big boy.
Does anyone know if Chris and Sean "the final protagonist of Christory" Walker have been in contact recently?
>>279628 nah he stopped talking to sean for being an annoying tard awhile ago.
>>279631 >>279631 Makes sense, thanks.

Anonymous 02/29/2020 (Sat) 11:38:15 ID: a4a33c No.38244 [Reply] [Last]
Can some of you G​AMERGATEs redpill me on Null? Is he actually a pedo bitch and a greedy Jew, or is that stuff just a meme?
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Does anyone else feel like the sharty thread on KF is just an excuse to randomly dox literal whos in some plausibly deniable way? It's not moderated at all, it's actual nonsense and you can't criticize the thread's subject.
>>279595 Sounds like the sharty itself
I love you TheTheGatorGamerGamer, I hope you are having a good afternoon in Florida.
>>279586 So when are you going to suck on a shotgun instead of posting here

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