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Elaine Gertler and/or Miller / Trollcow (Season 2) Daniel Lopez 08/09/2025 (Sat) 02:16:30 ID: 8b52b3 No.272070
Last thread maxed out, so we begin again
Pisslame spending her Halloween night getting drunk, alone and refreshing /cow/ to seethe. Her life is truly sad.
>>277597 Larps as rich can't even afford botox or teeth cleaning. Pathetic
>>277605 JCM here I don't date trannies with dead limp hair
Lamey can't get people to stop talking about her so she spams cp here instead. Good job Lamey, are ya winning yet?
>>277610 <She is a great baker as well stuffing Null full of lovingly prepared pies and cookies. What a lucky man. <Dan Lopez stop fantasizing about tranny Lidl Dick challenge level: Impossible
>>277652 Guess I have no choice but to contact the FBI and the British retards about E-pedo again for the 50th time, what a chore.
>Re "Jules"/whatever it (the sock) is being called at the moment: I'm still not convinced that this isn't just Elame's sock where she goes completely unhinged and delusional, like full throttle "up to 11" while babbling to herself maniacly. Just not a real person, she doesn't even have a personality of her own. She exists for Elame to felate herself. The Sonichu to E-lane's Chris Chan. Of course the only "sources" we have to vouch otherwise are E-laine herself and Dan, neither of whom I'd trust further than I could throw them.
>>277665 Jules is just the manifestation of Pisslames sexual obsession with Lidl Drip. She created this character bickers the real Lidl didn't want to larp fake lesbians with her and she clearly idolizes somewhat considering Pisslame modeled her own personality after her for quite a while until she fell back into her usual pick-me routine. She saw how much attention Lidl got from KF and from Null and thought that if she just copies her she will get the same attention. Obviously this didn't work out bickers Pisslame is nowhere near as smart and witty so she ended up going back to try and get attention by talking about sex a lot and pretending to be a fake lesbian.
>abloo abloo KF hosts nonconsensual pornography of me and other women!!! >this is literally le sexual abuse!!! >anyway here are some deepfakes I had made from pictures of a woman I hate to sexually humiliate her lol Keep up that moral consistency, Pisslame.
>>277691 >Jules is just the manifestation of Pisslames sexual obsession with Lidl Drip I didn't really think of it that way but you have a legit point akshually. Though being low key gay for Lidl Drip makes it extra pathetic. >>277697 <Oily As opposed to dry?
>>277716 Many confused (retarded) young women like Pisslame go through a fake lesbian phase bickers they can't differentiate the feeling of "I want to be her" and "I want to be with her". They don't realize their admiration and jealousy of another woman isn't actually the same as sexual attraction. If Pisslame was faced with a pussy irl she wouldn't know what to do with it. Note also she made her Lidl Drip lesbo larp account a fat girl bickers deep down she still views her as competition. She'd never do this larp with a girl she thought was more attractive than herself, it's all performative to get attention.
Who knows, maybe it is some desperate fat bitch pretending to be a lesbian for clout, settling for the first 0 she sees bickers she’s so desperate. And who’s gonna tell discount Lidl that YouTube is not a university, and sucking cocks in the back of a 7/11 is not employment? That’s actually legal in her country, so it just might be. >>277665
>>277665 Who knows, maybe it is some desperate fat bitch pretending to be a lesbian for clout, settling for the first 0 she sees bickers she’s so desperate. And who’s gonna tell discount Lidl that YouTube is not a university, and sucking cocks in the back of a 7/11 is not employment? That’s actually legal in her country, so it just might be.
>>277721 I mean look at how she treats Bx posting those deepfakes. She is truly jealous of that woman.
>>277735 No bro she is definitely not jealous of this woman that is more beautiful, more popular and actually fights against pedos instead of fellating them for attention. Evidence of not being jealous is that she has two friends in this entire world (both online) and her lies about being rich and important. lol, lmao even Only 8 million? I have 10 Gorillion in fantasy money that was seized from me, poor bish.
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>>276859 What the fuck is wrong with this bitch’s elbows?
lmao @ Pisslame getting owned by Wayne Lambright like this. This man you and your retard loser friends a-log for no reason and based your entire identity around is infinitely smarter than you.
>>277743 She is a nasty crusty skelly who lives in filth and doesn't bathe, hope that helps.
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Pathetic Pisslame can’t even get one real life reference to get her passport renewed.
>>277746 Terrorists (including swatters) shouldn't be allowed to have passports. That's tough.
She should also have her UK citizenship revoked, since she insists that she isn't British anyway.
If I may continue talking in terms of ideals, deport her to Ukraine and tell them she's Russian. Btw someone might want to think about baking a new thread soon, before the post limit is hit. If you care to.
>>277746 She's most likely lying on her application or just too tarded to fill it out correctly. Maybe she's starting to believe her own lies that her name isn't E-Lame Miller.
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Dear Wayne Lambright, As someone who, without power leveling too hard, USED TO talk to Elon about three years ago... Don't bother. You don't want to get to know him better, and he's gotten worse since then. Plus, you'd have to spend some ungodly amount of effort just to get his attention for the anticlimax. (TheGatorGamer Miller, who?) >>277766 She desperately needs to be locked into a mental institution. Too bad we're living in this fucktarded Clown World.
>>277767 <Why u talk above Wayne and Elon in teh Elame thread Besides that her and Smiggles are alogging him... Well... I can't tell you. But there's a riddle somewhere here. <no, not a death threat <yes, "schizoposting" I'll be sure to taking my meds. The thread subject is dull and uninteresting anyway.
>>277766 That screenshot says that the passport office reached out to her reference twice and never heard back. Peelame is such an important cyberhaxxor who has made millions of pounds during her career yet she doesn’t know one responsible adult who’s not related to her.
>>277775 Did she destroy her other forms of ID or something? Massive retard.
<Destroy ID docs except passport <Piss off parents <Passport expires <Can't easily get a reference to reneew passport bickers everyone in real life disowned or despises you It's like pottery, really. Good job retard.
Does MI5 even do anything? Or is it just an empty shop front, so that the criminals in the UK government can pretend like they have an FBI? Like at this point I'm just reporting every single trivial thing I see on Twitter that violates a rule to them just to be purposefully annoying, since they clearly don't actually work, but they say they read every message. I mean, my friend was doing that. There's probably some made up, bullshit crime involved and I'd never do that to the British.
>>277783 You can’t use relatives as references. It has to be a friend or a coworker who’s a British national. We all know that Peelame doesn’t actually have a job or any irl friends who’d be willing to be her references.
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She’s now making up new excuses. Of course she had a fake British passport.
>>277792 I was hoping she'd be suspended again by now, in fact of course.
E-laine, I used to think you were on the most cringe larp ever, but now I'm just convinced that you're unironically certifiably insane. Just go swim to Russia if they won't give you a passport.
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>the only Brit I'm chill with is my old boss Mr. Salt? Your pimp?
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There’s literally a Russian embassy in London that’s open 4 days a week. No boat required. Pisslame, you will never be able to keep any meaningful relationships until you stop making up childish lies. Go to therapy you dumb bitch.
The only people dumber than Pisslame are the people who actually believe her lies. I still remember the TheTheGatorGamerGamer stream (it's still available online btw) about her "deepfake video" and how he caught her in every lie and she just made up a new one, was hilarious. "that's not me in the video, that's a polish woman" >video opens with Pisslame talking English in a british accent "Ok the beginning is me but later there is a cut and they replace me with a polish woman! >the "polish woman" coincidentally has the same vape as Pisslame >polish woman talks in TheGatorGamers voice perfectly synced throughout "Ok that's me but I am not writing J-O-S-H M-O-O-O-N on my legs! >Pisslame in the video gets up and shows everyone she did just that "Ok I did but I didn't cut myself, that was just pretend!" >TheTheGatorGamerGamer zooms in on razor blade in her hand >Pisslame in video shows bloody cuts up close obviously not just pretend and so on and so forth, she lies like she breathes
>>277827 forgot G-od-winson is also word filtered, I can see why this site died. Can't even talk about the people this site is supposed to be about. anyway, anyone who thinks Pisslame is not a liar can still watch that stream
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Looking like your parents are siblings here, Pisslame. Also looking very fat, it's unfortunate you already lost all your facial fat in your early 20s and are now doomed to look haggard but with a massive bloated gut.
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You don’t have to tell them anything. You’re there to get a passport, you dumb whore. The reality is that you’re a British citizen who’s too retarded to fill out a basic application form.
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The Brits aren’t going to seize her Russian passport. This just further proves that Pisslame has no idea what she’s talking about. I wonder how her studies are going.
>>277837 How does she get so much lint and hair on her clothes when she doesn't even own pets? Imagine leaving the house like that. Can't even afford a lint roller. Also why is she wearing a maternity shirt?
>two complete, invisible nobodies who offer nothing to society Also describes you and Pisslame, Smiggles. I can see why they like each other, both of them are just projecting their own insecurities at people. Pisslame calls everyone poor and low class bickers she's insecure about being poor and low class and Smiggles calls everyone "useless, will die alone, no friends" bickers he's insecure about being a NEET loser who, according to Pisslame herself, doesn't have a single friend except Pisslame and his mom. Lol, lmao even.
>I can see why this site died. Can't even talk about the people this site is supposed to be about. There's that other, more active /cow/ board on another 8chan splinter, if you want to migrate from this nigg.erpozzed shithole. Just post a ilnk if you happen to do that. I will not be posting on Onion Fags or any other forum requiring a login.
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Elame not being subtle about herself being a pedo.phile at this point. Though she compares herself to Epstein instead of Maxwell, due to the BPD. https://archive.ph/6j8cQ
<"I'm Jeffrey Epstein" ~TheGatorGamer "TheGatorGamer" April Miller, 2025 Great quote btw
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As this thread comes to a close it is almost time for the deed to be done yet again
Pisslame is 4 things. Pisslame is a larper Pisslame is a nonce Pisslame is Snitch and Pisslame is a piece of shit.
>>277856 She just means Smiggles is making her pay for the plane ticket to come visit her cause he is a broke loser. Embarrassing.
she's perfect
>>277892 No, she's pedo garbage.

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