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JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include: Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread Endless Thread 9 Gunt Thread Based Isabella Worship Thread We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being. Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella. Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled. Links, Information and Lore: Full Timeline

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Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace now Alogsspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Register_your_nickname https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=VHost 4. https://alogs.space/ is the main domain name, https://julay.world also redirects there
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>>262900 Merry Christmas anon.

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Elaine Miller / Failcow / 764 Groomistress Unironic Ralphamale 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:30:05 ID: b244b6 No.247952 [Reply] [Last]
If you're here, she needs no introduction but she certainly needs her own thread since she's gone beyond a sektur gnat to full blown defender of an international child abuse ring. When TheTheGatorGamerGamer said she'd become a sektur focal point, it wasn't a compliment.
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>>266375 No one cares, E-laine. Even the KiwiFags don't care. They've been derailing their thread about you with their retarded theories that the Skibidi Farms raid is fake. You're so boring.
<I feel like in terms of parenting life really does end for you age 12. After that, parents don’t see you as sweet enough to care about & you end up discarded. Boomers want you believe children are forever but they themselves don’t believe this. https://xcancel.com/XIchverbot/status/1883011926596497666 <The voices in my head told me all the names of the people flagging me but being too lazy and sick to do anything about it https://xcancel.com/XIchverbot/status/1883006528732664039 Take your meds.
>>266375 Her life is so packed with drama & intrigue I get hooked on every word she says in that seductive sophisticated voice.
>>266407 TheGatorGamer you don't have fans, especially on this dead board. There are 2 people in this thread (3 when Nektar was posting).
>>266409 I'm her fan! I love her! I just wish she gave me more attention.

Anonymous 02/29/2020 (Sat) 11:38:15 ID: a4a33c No.38244 [Reply] [Last]
Can some of you G​AMERGATEs redpill me on Null? Is he actually a pedo bitch and a greedy Jew, or is that stuff just a meme?
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So, which is it? Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, or Zepbound?
I was going to calculate his body mass index and the related negative health effects of being in the fat equivalent of "the 1%," but I've forgotten his height. In return for that information I will attempt answer two questions. >>38244 >Is he actually a pedo bitch[?] It has long since been reported that Mr. Moon had announced to Stocking, his longtime female crush and pen pal, that he was "going to jerk off to neko shota," but if my memory serves me right, he was not much older than "shota" age at the time; I think he was still a teenager. I can't recall him contradicting this in public or private. >[Is he actually] a greedy Jew, or is that stuff just a meme? Unless he's formally converted to Judaism some time after 2018, no, Mr. Moon isn't Jewish. Sara "Trombonista" Seitelman is, however, and I'm sort of surprised that she never made contact with me, but all her Facebook photos being six or more years old is probably for a reason treatable with Novo Nordisk products.
>>107255 >wait.....did Jewsh ever have sex? Forgot this one. TheTheGatorGamerGamer Watkins brought him and Mr. Fredrick Brennan, Esq. to a strip club in the Philippines, where Mr. Brennan reported to me that he saw TheTheGatorGamerGamer Watkins' penis against his wishes. Mr. Moon, who flipped over a bloodstained mattress and slept on it without worry when he moved in with Mr. Brennan, had ample access to prostitutes and did not seem squeamish. I can not recall any stories from before five years ago of Mr. Moon having sex with anyone else, be it a Foxdick or anyone else.
Shit website full of retarded losers with no lives and run by the closet tranny fatass is down currently, LMAO! Error 504. Faggots.

Nuzach General #2 Unironic Ralphamale 09/26/2024 (Thu) 23:17:39 ID: da576d No.257369 [Reply] [Last]
Since the last thread Nuzach has practically made alogs his new home, dramatically increasing the amount of black dicks and cp that is posted on here bickers that's his only response when he gets assblasted on a daily basis. Old OP: Nuzach once enjoyed the prime-time bloodsports even before jcaesar187's downfall at the hands of the Гунт with by far the most stupid reasons to lose one's mind for; a good deal of 8ch veterans kept enjoying his seething about alogs until this day. But not nuzach, he was too much of a trailer trash white G​AMERGATE himself to laugh at a lolcow proper and enjoy the show. But most importantly, he was a ni/gg/er at heart. He didn't luck out with the /cow/ userbase that repeatedly mocked his inclinations to waste time playing cuckeogooms and to want to fuck children. Neither did he luck out with the administration, and his buddy John was ousted and the ni/gg/er-infested cancer known as /v/ removed from my jewish mother. As a result of my jewish mother cracking down on pedos, he lost 90% of his remaining sanity. To get told to "go and make your own site if you want to jack it to children" was the straw that broke this buck's back. As a result all his pedo buddies, those parasitic cliques that had already lost 60% of their numbers when TheTheGatorGamerGamer got rid of /hebe/ and other boards, were left without a host again. Some went to KC, others were scattered in the wind forever. Enter zzzchan, a pretty rulecucked site existing pretty much solely for the ni/gg/er pedos to play smash and jerk off to kids, where the mere suggestion that loli is pedophilic earns the poster a ban. Even the few boards that wanted none of that were eventually infested. Nuzach now spends his days seething on zzzchan about the alogs and tvch, sometimes going to those sites to seethe at the moderation and screech at "/cow/kikes" and Anita. Nuzach is definitely the main individual lolcow of the webring, the juciest one among the collective lolcow that the ni/gg/ers from zzzchan are. Banned from every board that isn't ran by pedos, he says the "/cow/kike moderation" and "feminists" are at fault for him getting banned from every place he goes to. No, it couldn't be the precious Eric, he's too good to be fairly banned.
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>>265966 oh and zzzchan helped me for a long time. They let my screenshots of your bums and my prolapsed butthole stay up for years. The bo understandably got bored with it and I don't blame him for that. zzzchan still despises the ogre, ogrechan, and /cow/ though /cow/ does not exist, it's just the ogres henchmen virgins here now. kys
>>266015 >LOOK AT MY G​AMERGATE DICKS <the fellow cucks supported This is actualy how nuzach's mind works.
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>>266015 >i was such a raging sperg even the stunted pedo's at zzzchan got sick of me
I was told to come to this thread to "negotiate." I didn't have terms, just complaints about the fat fucking orgre bringing his bullshit here and ruining the eternal cylindrical in the exact same way that Imkamfy ruined 8ch/pol/ which made me moved to /cow/ and thread 3 at the time to begin with. And fuck you for deleting an in depth analogous post bickers the fat stretched you so far your skin is thin. Forcing by gods the bullshit endless bait culture from the fat fuck retard's site to override the culture that used to be in the cylindrical was a retarded move.

Unironic Ralphamale 04/28/2023 (Fri) 15:11:10 ID: 25859c No.204629 [Reply] [Last]
Emojitroon is very active on 4chan, beside being a gay in other boards he's shilling tvch while larping as Yakuza That fucking faggot has been shilling troons for like 5 years on /pol/ what the fuck is wrong with him
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>>262485 Emojitroon is a psychotic closet faggot like you, Jewzach, but he is not your friend and ally. He's also bullied you several times, but I think you must be a prison slut.
Do you think emoji will fuck my gaycel oldhole with his BWC while i rim Mark? That would certainly make everyone seethe haha.
Emojitroon is having a psychotic episode again. Seething half of the world while spamming tranny porn and coping about not being gay. https://archive.ph/SQfu9#346193
>>263180 Now I understand why Nuzach is trying to groom emoji and make him hate women .
Why does Emojitroon go insane when someone reminds him that he actually posts blacked and is at least bisexual in some capacity? What mental problems could he have to deny his own past? I know that he like so many zoomers is now using Christianity as a coping mechanism, but pretending to be faithful in Jesus doesn't get you a free pass to be gay.

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Unironic Ralphamale 12/26/2024 (Thu) 10:38:35 ID: db3b6f No.263504 [Reply]
portuguese pedo
>>263504 geogr carlin fan?

Poseidon, former right-winger grifter and Pagan LARPer / Neet shitskin and schizo Brian Holloman 03/19/2022 (Sat) 23:19:42 ID: 90501c No.141211 [Reply] [Last]
Poseidon is one of those many grifters who started getting into the "redpill" bus around 2016 by making videos about immigration in Europe. As "greek-sicilian" he was said to have a more European opinion than the average right-wingers from UK, German and USA about all subjects. However, he never became popular in circles like 4chan /pol/, with only 8chan /pol/ paying any attention to him and a few European anons. In 2018 he had his former channel take down, creating a second channel (his actual one). But since 2019 he started to show himself to be a little less mature and socially successful as he claimed. During weekends, he started doing livestreams called "Whitepilled weekend" in which it constituted of him quietly reading news with his heavy accent while free-copyright music played in the background. Note that as a European, he started these streams every weekend around 2am in European time. Over time, these livestreams began to gain a share of trolls, mocking the fact that Poseidon, who was said to be a mature man, of family, spent every weekend awake hoping to get donations and seething about any jokes about him on chat. After 8chan /pol/ notice that Poseidon didn't take criticism well and was openly banning anyone with the slightest criticism of him the views started to drop and more trolls started to show up. Over time, he stopped those livestreams, according to him, the Catholic Church was being responsible for his troll problems, by sending the trolls together with american Daily Stormer trolls. With that, his first signs of schizophrenia and narcissism showed. In 2020 Poseidon has embarked on the covid wave, and started bleeding views and subscribers. His videos about immigration and politics in Europe stopped and he started to make videos saying how Donald Trump is a massive loser retard and same about any people who supported him, to the point of making a sequence of videos proving that Biden won the election legitimately. Interspersed with videos about Biden being a "chad", he made multiple videos about covid restrictions and vaccine. In these videos, he was totally in favor of forced vaccination, use of masks and severe restrictions. With that, his views, which he now denounces as "far-right" and "Crazy Christians" started jumping off the boat and making serious criticisms about him. How Poseidon reacted? He started replying, comment by comment, personally attacking anyone criticizing him. He would look at anyone's Youtube channel criticizing him and find any detail about the person's personal life or their taste in games, music, etc. He also obsessively started attacking any Americans or Christians in the comments of his videos even if some of those didn't show any criticism about him. Some of the videos around this time had their comment section locked. At the same time, he made a video saying that the right-winger movement was being controlled by the Catholic Church, KGB and American elite. That it would be impossible for Europe to prosper as long as Christians lived in Europe or people voted for politics with any connection with Russia or USA, once again attacking any European politics who have met at any time in their lives with Putin or Trump or are against covid restrictions. Even his old opinions about immigration changed, now he denounces "White Genocide" as a conspiracy theory made up by crazy far-right incels and says the Elite is right to want to have more low-cost employees in Europe and North America and Christians are just worried about being replaced with Muslims and don't care about anything else. With that, he lost around 3k subscribers in this year so far, with downvotes being predominant. So he started making videos claiming he was being attacked by NeoNazis and Christians who had the goal of dox him and his family, although there is no evidence that anyone really cared enough about him to do so. How the far-right are the true terrorists when compared to Antifa and he was being unfairly attacked by extremists and genocidal idiots who wish for the end of the world instead of getting a vaccine. From above 25k subscribers, now his channel has less than 6k subs.

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Lol this is the only place of the internet exposing this piece of shit. Plus he is a mutt.
I got banned from his telegram group for talking about him promoting the VAX. I guess he doesn't want anyone knowing that since he is grifting "far-right" dudes again.
This faggot is still around, sad.
He gave up on the grift, finally got a job again after more than ten years of being unemployed. He deleted the main channel https://m.youtube.com/c/POSEIDON7
>>264908 Lol, this guy was always such a pathetic faggot. Imagine being le based alt-right jewtuber and than you heelturn bickers muh vaccine.

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Esoteric Shaggyism/Steve Wright/EsoShaggy Unironic Ralphamale 03/11/2023 (Sat) 04:39:12 ID: e02985 No.196485 [Reply] [Last]
ESTROGENIC FAGGYISM is a kike faggot attention whore, and the current scourge of IBS. An unholy combination of Kikochet and Gaytor, Steve Wright spends his days sweeping endlessly for Гунт, all while desperately grasping at ecelebdom by self inserting into any drama he can with the most retarded fucking takes imaginable. He comes onto /cow/ frequently under different IPs trying to push his gay narratives and muddy the waters. His primary function is reposting clips and images he finds on Foxdick and here onto his Twitter and YouTube, claiming that they are his copyrighted works. In his ultimate retardation, he issues DMCA strikes against those who use his lazy clips in his real name, leading to Cog doxing his identity in an extremely rare based moment. Much like how faggots such as Randy Williams and KikestorianX removed the fun from any sort of jcaesar187 derision due to their association with it, EsoFaggy did the same with the semi-ironic ГунтGuarding movement as a result of his excessive queer behavior, and he needs to be reprimanded for doing so. Steve began his sham of a career through actions just as shameful as the ones he engages in now, with his primary sin being the dickriding of the savior of IBS, Christianity, and the white race: our hero Mormon Shaggy. Mr. Wright teamed up with the likes of Earjuice to try to coax Shaggy into suicide, along the way doing his best to tarnish the Christian faith and abet the gender transitions of thousands of minors. After picking up steam by participating in the broader IBS sphere, EsoFaggy decided to go all in on this faggotry, whiteknighting Гунт and running with every retarded AF movement like the Kanye campaign across all corners of the Internet, finally garnering the precious online attention he had always desired. He continues to do this to this day. Much like how Kikochet resigned after the dox exposing his name, business, and location surfaced, Steve Wright will likely do the same if such information were to come out about him. By placing him in the crosshairs, the hope is that he will return to his lair of darkness and solitude, abandoning his post as the chief faggot of the sphere out of cowardice. Although he goes out of his way to obstruct his time zone from being revealed bickers he’s a massive pussy, it is not impossible to uncover who this filthy negro is, with the most helpful piece of information being his real name. This thread should service as a place to mock this reject for his nonstop faggotry and post relevant dox information. LINKS: YouTube: https://youtube.com/@EsotericShaggyism Twitter: https://twitter.com/EsoShaggy Odysee: https://odysee.com/@EsotericShaggyism Telegram Video Archive: https://ghettogaggers.com/esotericshaggyism Telegram: https://ghettogaggers.com/mormonshaggy WARNING:

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>>260458 ESO is back and better than ever.
>>260549 More gay and pathetic*
>>260978 I find it hard to believe he could be more gay and pathetic then he already was.
>>264768 really? haha uh oh

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wizchan and the like Anonymous 09/26/2019 (Thu) 16:03:36 No.9055 [Reply] [Last]
This is how global mod of wizchan looks like.
He powertrips through his own userbase, telling that women are good, and just wearing a chastity ring should keep you virgin. He's a frequent troll of his own userbase, he brags about bans and warnings publically on his channels. Known to be breaking all the rules of his own site, and what he implies to others - he is usually guilty of it much more instead. Like, when 8chan was still around, he was ranting about how bad it is. It didn't stop him from using the site for his own gain (getting free stuff from a giveaway on /v/ for example, and thanking everyone there) and then telling how bad that rotten shithole of a site 8chan is.
IRL he leeches of his sister and mother who give him lots of money and free time. He is a heavy drug addict, likes GAMERGATEs, and likes to establish connections with females in front of his userbase only to tell later that he's been on vacation/drugged/attended funeral.
He's also into anime which he watches with his bros online, with other chads, and IRL.
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These copium mating tactics actually work. But you have to complete them with IRL shit, like actively shitting on people and backstabbing them and just overall lying. Not for everyone. But they do work. I've seen them work even for people who are self-proclaimed "the worst losers".
be strong Tornie! you will need at LEAST over 9 kids and over 9000 jobs to stop that neverending feeling that you are a grand wizard fighting an evil empire of normies but taking it seriously philosophically too you know
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as a last side note though. JEWS, I hope you read all this. You are one of the most pathetic individuals still left on the internet. Trying to be above mentally and physically retarded. You are worse than most people described here :) bye guys!
ho-lee, and here i thought this thread was dead eksdee Alex, seriously, you need to stop living in 2017. "Nothing ever happens", I know, but time still goes on. All of the ppl whose strawmen you're still obsessing over (out of those that i know at least) have moved on from wizchan years ago. YEARS, my dude. Your ramblings look like a warped image from the past to any onlooker that is in the actual know (of which there are probably like 2 at most that bother checking this place every couple months or so). Just move on already. And stop calling generic internet retards "psychos". As a bona fide psychopath (or smth adjacent) yourself you of all ppl should know that's giving them too much credit and is simply untrue. Anyway, "happy" new year (it's 2025 outside btw).

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