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Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace now Alogsspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Register_your_nickname https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=VHost 4. https://alogs.space/ is the main domain name, https://julay.world also redirects there
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>>149954 >>149961 I can ensure you that >we haven't been kiked, I'll ask robi to update it when he can. t. janny

JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
AUUUUGH I'M STILL WINNING A-LOGS AND Y'ALL ARE LOSERS! #WEALWAYSWIN #KINGSHIT #MENPHIS10 INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include: Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread Endless Thread 9 Gunt Thread Based Bella Worship Thread We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being. Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella.

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>>152184 no, he should peak from a window in a Blair mask as Ralf clashes with РРР
>>152184 the superior choice is a ruler glued to his door and a cctv camera ay eye level
>>152186 >in a Blair mask That sounds kind of lame. Just get a stunt redditor and go off on holidays.
Do you think there's any actual chance Гунт will try to do something? This was the greatest humiliation in his life putting even the pilllstream to shame.
>>152178 YOU JEW HATIN PIECE OF SHIT

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Julay / Alogs.space / Guntretort Joshua Clayton Connor 05/05/2022 (Thu) 12:11:33 ID: 4bb6d7 No.147784 [Reply]
Julay was the prime time muster bunker after the downfall of 8chan with by far the most boards and activity; a good deal of 8ch refugees managed to find their way to it and haphazardly re-establish their communities, it even sported a beloved vidya board. But it didn't luck out with administration and the absolute retards running it, among other things, decided to delete 90% of the boards so that people "went and made their own instead of relying on one single site". As a result all those people, those communities that already lost about 60% of their userbases to 8ch going down, left the webring entirely unable to survive getting kicked out yet again. Some going to cuckchan, some scattering in the wing forever. Now julay is a completely dead site existing pretty much solely for /cow/'s one active board. Even the few boards that were allowed to stay now left for other sites on the webring. Julay is definitely a lolcow of the webring.
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Julay is a gay board, full of fat, autistic pedophiles, and N​IGGERchu would not fuck anybody here So has N​IGGERchu spoken
>>150354 >pedochu implying he is gay
webring is a horrible idea and you are all fags
>>150691 Chadring is the best thing that ever happened to the internet. Your faggy site will never be accepted. Cope.
>>150231 Yes, he's a zoomer (or considers himself one even though he's older like Warhammer does) and used to get really butthurt with vol3 by delete his shitty threads or his lolis.

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Fuzhou the Buttergolem/Buttermunculus/Hapabutter/Butterboy Toad 08/30/2021 (Mon) 19:24:05 No.117126 [Reply] [Last]
Have (you) ever wondered what it would be like when it got to the point that Dominic Vanner of all cows would have his own a-log, a freakish abomination of soy and butter that was worse than him in almost every respect? The pathetic golem of butter, Fuzhou, has finally fulfilled that role and exceeded expectations in every way possible. Fuz is a julaytoasted grifter trying to pick up the crumbs left by Jewsh Moon, his views are fat single ladies into internet drama, those being 95% of his views. Like a lot of drama grifters, Fuz is a lolcow by his own right thanks to his personal life and the humiliation he went online. Being a spineless golem, Fuz make two hours streams reading foxdickfarms threads or wikipedia to get his "cocks" hoping to make some money to buy sex toys to his Onlyfans "girlfriend", more weed and funko pops for himself and finally have money enough to leave his parents house in his middle 20's. But Fuz channel is far from being interesting or the focus to his alogs. Even though he's a black hole of humor, Fuz has become a fun figure to watch and debate bickers of his own dramas, failures and actions, catching the attention of certain groups and even ecelebs. At first glance, Fuzhou appears to be just an unfunny grifter with zero talent and is seen as just one of so many julaytoasted wannabie Mister Metokurs clones that have plagued this side of the internet in recent years. But a deep look, penetrating the layer of fat and boredom that surrounds him reveals a soulless automaton, but able to feel at some level a certain self hate for himself and for the world. In a philosophical way, he is able to become interesting. Do Golems dream of butter sheep? Is Fuz a sample of what the kikes want for the future? Maybe he's the next step of the mankind, the future nu-male, Homo Consumat Butyrum. Vaxxed, cucked, only caring about consooming and extremely submissive. A ruined and terrible form of life, a Butter Golem. Clips of Fuzhou for (you)r consideration: Fuzhou Getting btfo'd by Dominic Vanner: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=e7LSOZ7Rq0w https://yewtu.be/watch?v=9p3HyPXixrE On1yfans Buttercaust: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=W_wJ-0HxBVc

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What happened with the Butter other than him back stabbing the Гунт and trying to delete his past? he still reporting emptyhero discord server or being part of the streams?
>>148804 Fuzzy talked about how he was okay about diddling as long as the diddler was a woman.
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>>149604 >it depends on the gender
>>148804 I honestly don't even watch Empty anymore, I thought he stopped streaming to dedicate himself to his job and shitty books. It's amazing how he's had a massive drop in quality and performance since Fuz came into his life. I hope Fuzhou does good titsjobs with his butter mantits... otherwise this friendship is inexplicable.

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Michael Does Life, the incel avatar of /v/ Pollythefrog69 04/18/2022 (Mon) 14:43:46 ID: 56a880 No.144416 [Reply]
Michael also knew as Mikael or Mickal by is fans is a almost 40 years old incel vidya critic best known to normies for being the man behind the early criticisms of Cyberpunk 2077 when everyone was still hyping the game. Michael constantly cries about not being credited for this and has a personal crusade versus CD RED Projekt. Michael also has a vendetta with ReviewTechUSA when Michael used to be a fan of the show he got inviteded for a live stream, only to be disavowed by ReviewTechUSA on account of the fans of Michael being 4chan neo-Nazis. Michael is known for being one of the few left youtubers who let anyone call his show, including yelling "NlGGERS, KILL ALL NlGGERS" while trying to talk about vidya. Only to have mental breakdowns live about not being taken seriously and having useless fans from /v/. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O23_h1bF7V4 Michael used to had a bf named Dillon in the Details, they both streamed together reviewing games until they had a fight about whether or not they liked a certain game, separating them both https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/Michael_Does_Life Channel> https://www.youtube.com/c/MichaelDoesLife/videos Channels who mirror some of his deleted videos and streams>https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFFbeisumgom2Mz1LRfTOSw/videos https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDl1Lb8EU58rzVa0ihItM6SJTHcx118e1 His twitter> https://twitter.com/michaeldoeslife
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From time to time I watch Michael, if before he just played role mixing it with irony and self hatred now he's getting a bit crazy, he's doing these weird streams at night singing or just staring at the cam without saying anything for hours a d changing his personal opinions >>144786 >torpedo from zzzchan being butthurt and pretentious Nothing new under the sun
Mickael is getting old with his gimmick always being the same, and he's feeling it and getting more and more depressed and angy with random people. Also, even him is feeling like it's fuck up that his main fan atm is a boy in his teenager years calling to the show and sucking his dick.
Michel will have his first date in his incel life and it will be online to everyone to watch https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qH7JYJgvYK8
I got banned from posting on his channel, Mickael is having a mental breakdown bickers of Starfild and his e-date
>>148801 His "dated" failed, since then Michael is having an emotional crisis. 1-The exciting new cocks he promised comes down to him eating mcnuggets or other garbage fastfood. 2-Got a new haircut and decided to backstab xbox fanboys while having rants about incels 3-Deleted more livestreams 4-Now he's saying he's going to become an SJW and only stream on twich bickers he's tired of edgy fans.

Poseidon, former right-winger grifter and Pagan LARPer / Neet shitskin and schizo Brian Holloman 03/19/2022 (Sat) 23:19:42 ID: 90501c No.141211 [Reply]
Poseidon is one of those many grifters who started getting into the "redpill" bus around 2016 by making videos about immigration in Europe. As "greek-sicilian" he was said to have a more European opinion than the average right-wingers from UK, German and USA about all subjects. However, he never became popular in circles like 4chan /pol/, with only 8chan /pol/ paying any attention to him and a few European anons. In 2018 he had his former channel take down, creating a second channel (his actual one). But since 2019 he started to show himself to be a little less mature and socially successful as he claimed. During weekends, he started doing livestreams called "Whitepilled weekend" in which it constituted of him quietly reading news with his heavy accent while free-copyright music played in the background. Note that as a European, he started these streams every weekend around 2am in European time. Over time, these livestreams began to gain a share of trolls, mocking the fact that Poseidon, who was said to be a mature man, of family, spent every weekend awake hoping to get donations and seething about any jokes about him on chat. After 8chan /pol/ notice that Poseidon didn't take criticism well and was openly banning anyone with the slightest criticism of him the views started to drop and more trolls started to show up. Over time, he stopped those livestreams, according to him, the Catholic Church was being responsible for his troll problems, by sending the trolls together with american Daily Stormer trolls. With that, his first signs of schizophrenia and narcissism showed. In 2020 Poseidon has embarked on the covid wave, and started bleeding views and subscribers. His videos about immigration and politics in Europe stopped and he started to make videos saying how Donald Trump is a massive loser retard and same about any people who supported him, to the point of making a sequence of videos proving that Biden won the election legitimately. Interspersed with videos about Biden being a "chad", he made multiple videos about covid restrictions and vaccine. In these videos, he was totally in favor of forced vaccination, use of masks and severe restrictions. With that, his views, which he now denounces as "far-right" and "Crazy Christians" started jumping off the boat and making serious criticisms about him. How Poseidon reacted? He started replying, comment by comment, personally attacking anyone criticizing him. He would look at anyone's Youtube channel criticizing him and find any detail about the person's personal life or their taste in games, music, etc. He also obsessively started attacking any Americans or Christians in the comments of his videos even if some of those didn't show any criticism about him. Some of the videos around this time had their comment section locked. At the same time, he made a video saying that the right-winger movement was being controlled by the Catholic Church, KGB and American elite. That it would be impossible for Europe to prosper as long as Christians lived in Europe or people voted for politics with any connection with Russia or USA, once again attacking any European politics who have met at any time in their lives with Putin or Trump or are against covid restrictions. Even his old opinions about immigration changed, now he denounces "White Genocide" as a conspiracy theory made up by crazy far-right incels and says the Elite is right to want to have more low-cost employees in Europe and North America and Christians are just worried about being replaced with Muslims and don't care about anything else. With that, he lost around 3k subscribers in this year so far, with downvotes being predominant. So he started making videos claiming he was being attacked by NeoNazis and Christians who had the goal of dox him and his family, although there is no evidence that anyone really cared enough about him to do so. How the far-right are the true terrorists when compared to Antifa and he was being unfairly attacked by extremists and genocidal idiots who wish for the end of the world instead of getting a vaccine. From above 25k subscribers, now his channel has less than 6k subs.

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>>143702 <clicks link Jesus Christ, the absolute cringe.
None of his fans are even real they are sock accounts.
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He's making those shitty shorty videos with "evidences" of why X-person is a russian asset. He made two or three about Trump being a KBI minion, but he deleted bickers he's a coward grifter after all. Instead, he's once again trying to grift toward Spic Fuentes or other figures. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdbYFl3gxdw&ab_channel=POSEIDON THE TRUE REDPILLED AND ILLUMINATED GRIFTER IN POLICIES! Since all the Ukraine shit is barely getting views now from anyone trying to make money with it let's see what's next. Maybe will be another cry about anti-vaxxers.
wtf is this guy problem? he keeps deleting videos and seems to take his youtube life very serious
>He's now trying to copy Memeology 101 style of videos

DJ Axle / Phantom Organization / Jester69 / Aksel Birger Enstad JDANKS420 09/29/2021 (Wed) 06:12:11 ID: 46f067 No.121078 [Reply]
PO is a furry fagget incel NEET tug-boat-having kid-touching attention whore with a race-mixing sister. He came to prominence by stream-sniping the Гунт but is too lazy to even do that for very long. He just begs for schekels on his shitty furry cringe stream that no one watches and posts furry porn in his server where his last few friends are. Now he is chimping out on discord and no one can figure out exactly why. Seems to be some sort of autistic meltdown. Racemixing julay truck sister: Hanne Engstad https://archive.md/8HJfU https://mobile.twitter.com/HEngstad https://archive.is/2nbBZ DOX Aksel Birger Engstad 99 35 29 03 Engasvegen 320, 7900 R0RVIK
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I honestly want to fuck Aksel in the ass
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>>140395 i bet he'd cum handsfree like the little slut he is
Based Axle calling out the grifters and PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON&apos;T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD'ing Fagmencope https://youtu.be/FZ4xoptlm0M Alliance of Good = Surfer, Gahoole, P.O, MrDeadman and TheDaiymo

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John Barnhill/koirey Barnhill/Koisheep/kimeemaru Anonymous 08/01/2020 (Sat) 06:39:16 No.70142 [Reply] [Last]
Names: John, real first name John Barnhill, Koirey Barnhill, Van, former twitch name Koisheep, Kimeemaru, prinny, dr oktoberfest last 2 are old steam names John Barnhill, otherwise known as the long lost brother of Corey Ray Barnhill is a 22 year old or 21 fat jewish leaf pedophile NEET who lives somewhere in Ontario, leafland. most likely Hamilton He is a newfag who got into image boards in 2015 during the tale-end of #gaymergoyim, this is what in his own words truly inspired him to get involved in the community/get political. He was an underagefag or a "teenbro" (in his own words) for most of his time on image boards. Besides being the pedophile that tried to spam Julay to death with cp He is most notably a failed z-celeb streamer and speedrunner who was so desperate for fame that he went to the Гунтstream of all places to garner a larger fanbase. went from 0-2 viewers to 6 fucking amazing improvement john! THE FAMILY John also has an amazing family that does not at all explain the fact that he was allowed 24 hour access to the internet as a teenager that did not at all fry his brain with cuckime and turn him into the sad pedophile that he is today. Johns family consist of him, his father, who is also an autistic NEET who watches interracial cuckold porn, smokes weed, plays video games and bullies john all day irl and in vidya; his mother who is the only member of the family with a job and who supports the entire household by herself; his onee-san who is a fat 28 year old with one son. her husband is a chubby chaser apparently according to John John's last family member is his imouto, a 17 year old autistic girl who sucks at 2hu and apparently plays with Legos, she drives him around everywhere he goes bickers he doesn't know how to drive. TIME ON THE ГунтSTREAM John Barnhill only came on the Гунтstream for clout at the recommendation of his irl friend prmanager, a massive faggot in his own right he knew little to nothing about lolcows, the Гунт or anything else and he had little interest in it. prmanager seems to know a little but I suspect he is a foxdick John would stream himself playing video games in which he was constantly bullied by a-logs for his lack of the ability to play them. John is only good at 2hu and some quake-rip off free to play fps, he absolutely sucks at everything else. John in particular is really bad at platformers like Mario and Megaman. besides streaming "games" he would also stream his "lovequest" member chris chan for an e-girlfriend, highlights of these streams include meeting a girl that revealed herself to be 13: >uhh sorry lad I can't do anything with you >you are underage sorry >like sorry but you are underage >yeah I know but I can't date you bickers your 13 your underage Despite this he hung around her a little longer instead of instantly leaving, and sounded almost like he was lamenting the fact that he couldn't legally have e-sex with this innocent girl, this is one of the first signs of john's pedophilia but its not the last. John tried courting one girl but she turned out to be a based chink who only dated in her race and so the kike was stood up yet again. >so uhhh ya I kinda need an e-girl girlfriend >oh you do?

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The samefag from this post >>149625 and also multiple ones on tvch is now larping as essayfag. He's the same guy who avatarfag and cry about Gahoole, /cow/ and vol3, but now he's trying to act like a sucker and pretending to be essayfag to stirshit.
>>150993 G​AMERGATEchu is always lurking this thread, he's already seething about your post
>>150993 >>151393 You are a legit asshurt spastic. Not only did you avoid responding to my post, the one you screencapped, but you came here to kvetch about it like a scorned woman and concoct some gay and cringe fanfiction about me.
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>>150993 >>151393 Here is average posts on tvch.
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Kelly Wang/Mayli Thread Brian Holloman 03/11/2022 (Fri) 01:03:55 ID: bdce6c No.140503 [Reply]
>be hapa daughter of Jew Goldman Sachs VP. >get arrested for distributing weed during freshman year >muh daddy gives you a punishment >fuckyoudad.jpg >be a pornwhore for $1500 just to spite muh daddy >facialabuse >muh daddy gets wind of her porn escapades >buys the videos out of shame and DMCAs every single copy on the internet. >gets a thread on foxdickfarms bickers of this. >be associated with the likes of Killstream Гунт and Sonichu sperg. >open up YouTube channel >leave comments open How does spite and cum taste like Mayli?
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Hmmm...what could the comments be all abput?
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Whoa, real life Zachy Chan.
>>140690 Real life Zachy-chan? Is Zachy-chan just a larp?
>>140554 >200 dollars LMFAO
Sad situation. The chinese and the jews have generally been kind to me on a personal level and screwed me on an institutional level. I know several charming, loving chinese/jewish american guys that honestly wouldn't mind her. Post in this thread if you're interested kelly. We all want love at the end of the day.

Foxdick thread Anonymous 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:06:15 ID: 2da837 No.6332 [Reply] [Last]
Current order of business is the recent hacking of poor Jewshyboy.
Don't forget to archive EVERYTHING
http://archive.is/cU5M1

UD:
>a.k.a Null. This person runs a website called Kiwi Farms that is dedicated to doxxing, harassing, and gossiping about mentally ill and eccentric individuals deemed "lolcows". But ironically or perhaps not so ironically, he fits the definition of an lolcow himself due to his rather sordid online (and real life) history.
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The Alogging is very sad. I think most of it comes from the high number of woman posters and the political charge. Any site that discusses such things will inevitably attract such posters and they will only alog harder with time to feel powerful. Ironically if foxdickfarms REQUIRED interacting with its victims to change them for the better to post the alogging would drop significantly.
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From time to time I try to give a fair shot to lolcows like Jewsh, Mormon Shaggy and DSP but fuck, Jewsh is fucking retard. https://youtu.be/GQYCRV2aQ2s?t=5338 In just half of a stream he keeps showing he's an idiot who likes to pretend to be an encyclopedia, but end up more like a retard wikipedia. No wonder his fans are low IQ fat women or boomers.
>>150866 What's worse is I'm from the same region as him and I don't think it's genetic. He probably became this way from the media he watched, and I think it got worse over time. That means the media on foxdick farms (and his other frequent spots) turned him into this. That means we are all at risk being kiwi ajacent.

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