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JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include: Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread Endless Thread 9 Gunt Thread Based Isabella Worship Thread We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being. Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella. Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled. Links, Information and Lore: Full Timeline

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Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace now Alogsspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Register_your_nickname https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=VHost 4. https://alogs.space/ is the main domain name, https://julay.world also redirects there
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Good to see that we are back.

Nuzach General #2 Unironic Ralphamale 09/26/2024 (Thu) 23:17:39 ID: da576d No.257369 [Reply] [Last]
Since the last thread Nuzach has practically made alogs his new home, dramatically increasing the amount of black dicks and cp that is posted on here bickers that's his only response when he gets assblasted on a daily basis. Old OP: Nuzach once enjoyed the prime-time bloodsports even before jcaesar187's downfall at the hands of the Гунт with by far the most stupid reasons to lose one's mind for; a good deal of 8ch veterans kept enjoying his seething about alogs until this day. But not nuzach, he was too much of a trailer trash white G​AMERGATE himself to laugh at a lolcow proper and enjoy the show. But most importantly, he was a ni/gg/er at heart. He didn't luck out with the /cow/ userbase that repeatedly mocked his inclinations to waste time playing cuckeogooms and to want to fuck children. Neither did he luck out with the administration, and his buddy John was ousted and the ni/gg/er-infested cancer known as /v/ removed from my jewish mother. As a result of my jewish mother cracking down on pedos, he lost 90% of his remaining sanity. To get told to "go and make your own site if you want to jack it to children" was the straw that broke this buck's back. As a result all his pedo buddies, those parasitic cliques that had already lost 60% of their numbers when TheTheGatorGamerGamer got rid of /hebe/ and other boards, were left without a host again. Some went to KC, others were scattered in the wind forever. Enter zzzchan, a pretty rulecucked site existing pretty much solely for the ni/gg/er pedos to play smash and jerk off to kids, where the mere suggestion that loli is pedophilic earns the poster a ban. Even the few boards that wanted none of that were eventually infested. Nuzach now spends his days seething on zzzchan about the alogs and tvch, sometimes going to those sites to seethe at the moderation and screech at "/cow/kikes" and Anita. Nuzach is definitely the main individual lolcow of the webring, the juciest one among the collective lolcow that the ni/gg/ers from zzzchan are. Banned from every board that isn't ran by pedos, he says the "/cow/kike moderation" and "feminists" are at fault for him getting banned from every place he goes to. No, it couldn't be the precious Eric, he's too good to be fairly banned.
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>>268953 During the last month and a half a miracle happened, Nuzach became less and less active on my prolapsed butthole, already showing a little earlier that he was weak like a kitten rejected from the litter. He was even being bullied on zzzchan /b/, so he took refuge on 8chan.moe where a shitskin-minded cuck like him could feel embraced. But it seems that despite all this he continued to stalk Gahoogre through Discord and Twitter, as a woman would do, which is quite strange, Gahoogre is almost twenty years younger than Nuzach, and the latter has this strange obsession for years with the Ogre, to the point of creating multiple twitter accounts to interact with him and spending so much time on it.
As always, he remains obsessed to the point of being sinister, a man of almost forty stalking online a man of 20 who he has nurtured a love-hate relationship with for a long time (GAY!), yet with thinskin and easy to be manipulated by anons and with his usual cope and samefagging. The poor guy is lurking this thread to this day and hasn't learned to stop being an assblasted sperg. https://archive.ph/E9TXm
>>269348 >>269355 He was busy posting G​AMERGATE dicks earlier on my prolapsed butthole, nuzach is literally insane.
>>269356 Nuzach turned into a menko, Yakuzas 20 year plan is finally complete.
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>>269355 ALOGS WON ONCE AGAIN, HE IS A PAJEET CLOSET HOMO INCEL!!! EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE.

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Yakuzanon/hapafag/priscillafag Anonymous 10/12/2019 (Sat) 15:26:02 No.12121 [Reply] [Last]
This French dude goes around the internet spamming the catalogs of different boards. Got fired from a previous job for watching porn in the workplace in front of his boss.
Sometimes does hilarious things like one time his spam resulted in /tv/ raiding /leftypol/ in the 8ch days.
He typically copies a post from one site and reposts it to another one with an unrelated pic. Back in the day it was JAV porn clips, either of a "shy" male being seduced or a Yakuza clip which is where he got his name from.
Used to have an obsession with one of the /1825/ mods (he's convinced she's Varg Vikernes's wife for some reason).
/1825/ christened him hapafag bickers they were convinced he was a hapa, but he later confessed on /tv/ that Asian is pretty much the only thing missing from his ethnic makeup, a blend of white, black, native American and Indian. No known abbo admixture either.
Other known obsessions that he spams include the /tv/ BO (the reason his channel got so many views is that yakuza would spam his videos on cuckchan), Nastassia Ponomarenko/Nastassia Fitness, Zach (yes, the hapa from /tv/. A few days ago he posted a link to some Zach thread on cuckchan that had been posted here on the Zach thread and was already archived by the time Yakuza reposted it to /tv/ with the mandatory Priscilla Betti picture to go with it).
He's said that he got his city rangebanned from one of cuckchan's boards, and I don't doubt it. Spam is what he does to kill time. And not your regular spam, but spamming new threads left and right.
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>>175357 I don't believe any of this. The way he posts reeks of underage (to me). He is barely 30 or not even.
>>245086 He is mentally ill and a subhuman shitskin, that's why even tho he is in his 40s he acts like a teenager.
emojitroon is posting interracial porn and tranny porn and the tvch mods are protecting him, yakuza was right, emojitroon will become a tranny
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EMOJI VINDICATED Yakuzapedo jerk off his small moroccan incel clit watching coon dicks.
>>269364 lol he was seething that you posted this, I think someone broke him earlier by pointing out that he is a middle aged "man" who has failed in life and needs to be interacting with zoomers on imageboards and discord so as not to feel so lonely about being left behind in life when compared to relatives and former friends.

Unironic Ralphamale 04/28/2023 (Fri) 15:11:10 ID: 25859c No.204629 [Reply] [Last]
Emojitroon is very active on 4chan, beside being a gay in other boards he's shilling tvch while larping as Yakuza That fucking faggot has been shilling troons for like 5 years on /pol/ what the fuck is wrong with him
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>>263180 Now I understand why Nuzach is trying to groom emoji and make him hate women .
Why does Emojitroon go insane when someone reminds him that he actually posts blacked and is at least bisexual in some capacity? What mental problems could he have to deny his own past? I know that he like so many zoomers is now using Christianity as a coping mechanism, but pretending to be faithful in Jesus doesn't get you a free pass to be gay.
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>>267411 Happy Valentine's Day, Nuzach, good to see you spent the whole day, including the night, seething like a desperate rat.
>>268350 Nuzach, no matter how much you simp to Emoji or Obama neither of them will want to fuck your 30 years old gaycel butt. Just give up, jump the the bridge.

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Sophie Dong Unironic Ralphamale 05/06/2025 (Tue) 17:44:38 ID: 801b3b No.269313 [Reply]
She sits on incel forums and messages incels all day. Avoid this ugly bitch like the plague
>>269313 >4/10 woman chases sub-5/10 men Idk seems natural to me.
>>269313 does she do anything interesting or did she just not give up the pussy for you?
>>269321 >>269321 <does she do anything interesting Well, she clearly managed to get into New York illegally and needs to be deported back to China or wherever the fuck she came from. Calls to ICE need to be made.
Reposted her (corrected) dox to help her get deported back to China: https://doxbin.com/upload/SophieDongchinkwhore doxbin . com / upload / SophieDongchinkwhore
Doxcucks removed it bickers of "oh no raycism" but don't worry, I'll make sure to repost it at least 100 times if necessary.

Anonymous 02/29/2020 (Sat) 11:38:15 ID: a4a33c No.38244 [Reply] [Last]
Can some of you G​AMERGATEs redpill me on Null? Is he actually a pedo bitch and a greedy Jew, or is that stuff just a meme?
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>>269329 Cringe, didn't laugh.
No one ever laughs at anything KFers post btw, but I'm sure you think you're funny.
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>>269332 Muh payment processors Muh rights
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>>269333 >I meaan ahhhh

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Anonymous 03/06/2020 (Fri) 13:48:12 ID: a21f23 No.39419 [Reply]
Lmao at CuckChan, the most cucked place of the internet. Can you think of a more cucked thing that posting in there unironically, filling googles recaptchas and shit, buying a goy captcha pass hahaha Even plebbit and normies forums allow to post from basic VPNs and browsing from tor. The userbase in there are retarded failed normies posting from google chrome connected with their google accounts, if you don't do that the recaptchas are too hard and the website is unusable. CuckChan achieved to totally removed anonymity on a forum system based on anonymity, isn't it beautiful?
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Anything to this? Someone claiming to be from 4cuck saying that they are soon to return: https://junkuchan.org/shelter/thread/12472.html#12520
>>269025 Who gives a shit lol. Fuck 4kike and anyone who was still posting on it.
>>39419 4Chan is dead lmao
Top F'g Kek >"And so it begins, the great griftening of our times..." SEND MOAR SHEQELS NAO PLOX!111 https://junkuchan.org/shelter/thread/12472.html#12523
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>>269069 >4chan blog >tumblr Wew kad http://4chan.tumblr.com/

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Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Unironic Ralphamale 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:23:56 ID: f58b96 No.257810 [Reply]
Archiving some deepfakes that someone else made here since she's being persnickety
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the people who fuck with this chick in current day were considered cows back in the day of 8ch /cow/ https://archive.fo/7xJRR
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>the people who fuck with this chick in current day were considered cows back in the day of 8ch /cow/ https://archive.fo/7xJRR
Fucking fat and ugly.
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Fat talks about her interest in abusing and grooming male children, by injecting them with puberty blockers to prevent them from developing properly into adults.

Gnostic Mind Train - Jewish schizo about to end himself Unironic Ralphamale 07/25/2024 (Thu) 23:29:00 ID: bfa869 No.253951 [Reply]
Here some lolcow that I'm watching and trolling for four years now. A quick summary: He's an incel jew who wishes he were a woman and constantly wants attention, but as soon as he gets it he gets nervous and starts deleting comments and threatening to delete his channel. He calls himself a spiritualist, but after being humiliated in the comments more than once, he says he's not interested in getting into debates about the spiritual. He categorically denies the existence of demons and claims to be a God, while visiting various psychologists and refusing to listen to anyone even though he thinks he needs help. I decided to create the thread in a hurry bickers I shared his channel with some people and they've been trolling him in recent videos, making him more and more paranoid and butthurt to the point where he's now claiming (as you can never believe) that he's going to delete the channel. https://archive.ph/pUwQz https://archive.is/bRbTn https://archive.is/VDz3m
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He doesn't look or sound Jewish.
>>261708 Now that's pure cope, buddy.
>>261708 His nose is even uglier than yours, JEWS.
He is back with his retarded cope about being a super unique and special "twink nerd".
Thank you anon, for archiving this freak.

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