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JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include: Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread Endless Thread 9 Gunt Thread Based Isabella Worship Thread We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being. Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella. Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled. Links, Information and Lore: Full Timeline

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>>253870 Asswipe is too big for a mirror

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Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace now Alogsspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Register_your_nickname https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=VHost 4. https://alogs.space/ is the main domain name, https://julay.world also redirects there
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On the topic of imageboard sweaty gamers (looking at you Mark), what's the deal with Heyuri? aside from the site exemplifying the cancer that's killing modern imageboards

Unbelievable .... Look at this piece of shit 09/17/2021 (Fri) 04:59:47 ID: 9ef758 No.119640 [Reply]
Dude look at this fucking fagget still crying about being a narc. You know 2B 723 George St North is where he is running gayops from ... This fucking liar is teaming up with Cecil and Tea Clips. Surfer nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! lol the Jew crying out as he strikes you! What's next- Гунт Guarding??
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The Surfer and Axle rumors are true! Surfer jacked off for the furfag on camera!
>>211295 And now he shows his butt to Bryan Dunn and Perspic
>>131736 you will never be a woman
Surfer will put roses over TheTheGatorGamerGamer coffin
Any news about Surfer? He stopped doing streams, but people are talking about him being on discord all day with Yiros and forgegang faggots.

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Nuzach / Pedochu / Niggerchu / Eric Unironic Ralphamale 09/02/2022 (Fri) 01:02:27 ID: 32497c No.170550 [Reply] [Last]
Nuzach once enjoyed the prime-time bloodsports even before jcaesar187's downfall at the hands of the Гунт with by far the most stupid reasons to lose one's mind for; a good deal of 8ch veterans kept enjoying his seething about alogs until this day. But not nuzach, he was too much of a trailer trash white G​AMERGATE himself to laugh at a lolcow proper and enjoy the show. But most importantly, he was a ni/gg/er at heart. He didn't luck out with the /cow/ userbase that repeatedly mocked his inclinations to waste time playing cuckeogooms and to want to fuck children. Neither did he luck out with the administration, and his buddy John was ousted and the ni/gg/er-infested cancer known as /v/ removed from my jewish mother. As a result of my jewish mother cracking down on pedos, he lost 90% of his remaining sanity. To get told to "go and make your own site if you want to jack it to children" was the straw that broke this buck's back. As a result all his pedo buddies, those parasitic cliques that had already lost 60% of their numbers when TheGatorGamer got rid of /hebe/ and other boards, were left without a host again. Some went to KC, others were scattered in the wind forever. Enter zzzchan, a pretty rulecucked site existing pretty much solely for the ni/gg/er pedos to play smash and jerk off to kids, where the mere suggestion that loli is pedophilic earns the poster a ban. Even the few boards that wanted none of that were eventually infested. Nuzach now spends his days seething on zzzchan about the alogs and tvch, sometimes going to those sites to seethe at the moderation and screech at "/cow/kikes" and Anita. Nuzach is definitely the main individual lolcow of the webring, the juciest one among the collective lolcow that the ni/gg/ers from zzzchan are. Banned from every board that isn't ran by pedos, he says the "/cow/kike moderation" and "feminists" are at fault for him getting banned from every place he goes to. No, it couldn't be the precious Eric, he's too good to be fairly banned.
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>>253748 nothing you said makes sense or has any bearing on anything any nuzach ever said, it's just pure seethe lol. You queers are the ones with a gay G​AMERGATE pornstar saved all over your harddrive lol. I really do mean it when I saw you are prison gay porn addicts and bickers of that it's obvious you are the lowest kind of loser society can produce.
>>253750 >You queers are the ones with a gay G​AMERGATE pornstar saved all over your harddrive lol. He types while quickly disconnecting his external hd that he saves all his blacked and troon porn on. I do like how you refer to yourself in the third person while defending yourself, like it's not incredibly obvious to everyone interested in this thread you're nuzach.
>>253770 >y-y-you posted G​AMERGATE dicks! yeah, so what? I never defended G​AMERGATEs and hate them. It was good for making you seethe for awhile, that's it. You got a problem with the G​AMERGATEs? Go tel lthat to the white whores allowing themselves to get fucked by G​AMERGATEs in jewish porno flicks. >troon porn that wasn't me, that's you, Ramon coon lol.
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Jewzahc being buckbroken itt and all across the internet and irl, his new gimmick now is posting nuzach and coping about being a gay incel while samefagging - as always such a funny oldfag lolcow
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Nuzach is such an easy lolcow to bait and assblast. I saw someone on telegram saying “Nuzach is a Putin slut, make a thread about Ukrainian and you'll see him show up to sperg out and act like a kike muddying the waters and soon enough he will try to pretend to be "based" and totally not a kike lover and anti-white even tho he constantly seethe about "nazis" or defended his beloved "jooooos" over and over again”. And someone actually created the thread to bait him, and to make it even funnier and easier to make our local goblincel go crazy they've done it with Ramon! Everything already reported about Nuzach in this thread has been proven true no matter how much he denies it or tries to astroturf it. Nuzach you are predictable as fuck! He's always been known for sperg out and trying to sage, and now that it's more than clear that it's always him trying to sage something he's trying to be furgive for the last two days and making posts without saging. Jewzach is trying to scape the mark of being the sagefaggot and yet it's so easy to spot his posts. Seethe some random screenshots from tvch. All him without any doubt. No matter how old a post is, just check out tvch and you'll find at least one butthurt post made by Nuzach. Archive of the thread about Ukraine, he posted G​AMERGATE dicks as usual to "trigger" and make everyone here "seethe". https://archive.ph/eTDxK And now he's back on saying Gah0ole is a ped0 and everyone on tvch is a fed, except him. I've never seen someone so repetitive in all my life, even though he tries so many different gimmicks.

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Imageboard Lunatics Anonymous 12/07/2019 (Sat) 04:41:47 ID: bfa008 No.22191 [Reply] [Last]
It comes as no surprise to anyone here that even fringe anonymous communities are home to lunatics and cranks, but some sites attract them more than others.

In its halcyon days from 2010-2013, Krautchan was known for serious discussions where users would talk about more than just nerdy hobbies. As intrigue in the site grew in its later years in no small part from Polandball going mainstream, shitposting greatly increased from new arrivals unaccustomed to KC's culture which consequently created a rift between new users and the old guard yearning for those days the tenor of discourse was much more serious.

Enter Ernstchan. Despite being founded back in 2010, EC was built almost exclusively for serious discussions. Moderators had a policy of zero tolerance for any frivolous discussion which included a ban on pornography. The two communities existed in uneasy harmony with users sniping at each other periodically, but it was generally considered that KC featured a far more relevant and active online community.

Then came the watershed moment: KC's sudden closure in March 2018. Der General no longer had the heart to continue running an imageboard. Without a board, Bernds were suddenly homeless and in search of a new home. The community dispersed between Kohlchan, 8ch and finally EC.

EC was determined to be the best new home for Bernds since the culture closely resembled KC in its old days. The friction between Bernds and Ernsts gradually increased with the resident EC posters quickly growing tired of their new arrivals. The feuding between the two communities continued until EC finally closed later that year and Kohlchan became the new home for Bernd.

One of these personalities to emerge during those years was a christian anarchist from the southwestern United States commonly called as Schizenu. A user on KC crested him with that name bickers his distinct posting style reminded him of Scientology leader David Miscavige.

Schizenu was perhaps best known for bombastic essay-length posts unusually caustic and incendiary in tone. He absolutely despised right-wing politics and especially users of /pol/ who he blamed for changing the tenor of imageboard culture. He would also discuss Christianity, global pedophile networks and their links to wealthy oligarchs and various heads of state, the occult, police brutality, vidya and drugs. Anyone who dared question his beliefs would soon be on the receiving end of a scathing essay-length post. As he is claimed to be a user of psychedelic drugs, many users speculated that he could very well have been damaged from prolonged use and is suffering from psychosis.

Any other users you know from their posting style who are like this? Share any/all interesting discoveries.
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>>247267 TheTheGatorGamerGamer Carrey is a great man, a brilliant comedian, and an amazing serial killer. You're just jealous you don't have even a tenth of the charisma and killer instinct he does. >>245691 >Remember the time TheTheGatorGamerGamer Carrey almost fucked up and revealed himself by overpowering Will Smith in public during Will's action hero phase
>>247267 Yeah I have no clue about that one I'll concede, Boiling Vinegar Blood sounds like a good metal band name as an aside.
>>247267 i love you.
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>>252564 thanks I wish I was dead right now
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Unironic Ralphamale 04/28/2023 (Fri) 15:11:10 ID: 25859c No.204629 [Reply] [Last]
Emojitroon is very active on 4chan, beside being a gay in other boards he's shilling tvch while larping as Yakuza That fucking faggot has been shilling troons for like 5 years on /pol/ what the fuck is wrong with him
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>>205570 >Nastassia is leaving her best time. Nice "leaving", esl-er >Nastassia is leaving hopefully forever
>>243398 Robi, unlock the thread and check out who is the mod deleting posts by IP instead of by posting. I posted evidences about youtube accs emojitroon ITT and now the posts are gone.
>>251665 >t. Nuzach
Emojitroon tried to kill Dup yesterday. Dup said Yakuza will be his vice president.
>>206887 mm wunderschön danke

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>>62138 pics or didnt happen btard
Jessi Slaughter-Chandler.
>>81091 i'd ship them too
>>81091 >>98379 They could be memed to become a couple of course in fact, she would talk and be friendly with Chris without any doubt
>>62058 the last time i saw her online was back then, she was looking even fattier and hanging out with some lesbians

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EDEN LEAKS Unironic Ralphamale 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:35:50 ID: ab8beb No.186357 [Reply] [Last]
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the greatest leak in the history of the webring: THE EDEN ALTMEYER LEAK. Eden Altmeyer (you know him as Eden, and he goes by the name Gourmet on Matrix in 8moe /v/'s secret server) is an absolute scourge of the webring. Currently he is working under Mark on 8moe to mod cake/v/ and is guilty of pretty much nonstop spamming and fucking with the webring, primarily sleepychan. Today is the day it comes to an end. I will start with a dox that connects Gourmet (Matrix name, good friend of Mark, ringleader of a secret cabal on 8moe) with his old, similar alias of Gourmet Newell. From there, we will find that he has been using his real name (Eden) on the webring. With his piss poor opsec, we will achieve a full dox. The next leaks I plan to share are Eden Altmeyer's involvement in a secret 8moe cabal along others who plague the webring. Please enjoy this leak at the expense of the 8moe G​AMERGATEs which will provide a unique inner look at how Eden functions in secret.
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Zzzchan is dead, barely gets any posts, average of 6 daily users and 2PPH, and all those posts are lolispamming. Eden won. Dolphin won.
to be fair bee has always been shit
>>249876 >long filename substituting an actual post I can identify a wrist post when i see one.
>>250463 >muh Wrist Dolphin won, Jon. Your sites are dead and you are a pedo
is Koipedo and Acidkike still butthurt with Eden?

Veeh thread Unironic Ralphamale 03/06/2023 (Mon) 00:42:22 ID: c921ec No.194762 [Reply] [Last]
For the old times, /cow/, Vee keeps acting like a sperg and getting the worst audience. In this stream he acted like years ago, sperg out with his own site and revealed more about his own person than he should have. https://youtu.be/b7erBkBgTmc
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>>224039 Fucking coping pedo piece of shit.
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Vee keeps acting as lolcow, but nobody cares anymore.
Vee is actually grooming people to become trans https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/681517884#p681526010
is vee still married to the prostitute?

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josh is baste Anonymous 05/03/2020 (Sun) 04:58:43 ID: 6ef395 No.46952 [Reply]
very based jew
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>>252463 >all those pozzed hamsters on the display Indicative of everything that's wrong with Faggot Farms; just another pozzed shitlib site.
>>252556 >>77180 It's to keep out newfags. It's great! if you don't like it then just lurk more
>>252878 >"you've gotta accept the faggotry or else you're a troon groomer like everyone I don't like!" TheTheGatorGamerGamer will choke to death on his own Domino’s deep dish "personal" slice.
Is Jewshua Moonstein actually Jewish? I noticed on his recent MATI trans streams where talks about tranny cocks he seemed to support Trump for president of the Jewnited States. One of his favorite memes which brings him great joy is Hila Klein gunning down Palestinian children. He also spends hours discussing at length tranny cocks but will not give any updates on the Israeli war. He claims to not be on either side of the war but methinks he is trying to appeal to the massive Jewish members of the farms who donate to his trans streams.
At the end of last MATI stream, someone named Jewcifero (who donates in chat all the time) said he supports Israel bickers it makes trannies mad, and Jewsh responded something like "that's the way to do it". You may notice Jewsh doesn't go too hard on Israel. He seems buck broken like Kanye and Nick Cannon. His X account was banned for offending the Zionists on D-Day and if he pisses off the Israeli Kiwis then he risks losing shekels. Elon was supposed to liberate us from the evil clutches of censorship but nothing has changed.

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