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JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include: Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread Endless Thread 9 Gunt Thread Based Isabella Worship Thread We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being. Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella. Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled. Links, Information and Lore: Full Timeline

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Nvm I forgot this place has Shit For Brains moderating/admining it. Just ignore that suggestion and carry on being Jewish.

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Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace now Alogsspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Register_your_nickname https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=VHost 4. https://alogs.space/ is the main domain name, https://julay.world also redirects there
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>>275584 Yeah I am as well but I am busy with life and am autistic.

Gnostic Mind Train - Jewish schizo about to end himself Unironic Ralphamale 07/25/2024 (Thu) 23:29:00 ID: bfa869 No.253951 [Reply] [Last]
Here some lolcow that I'm watching and trolling for four years now. A quick summary: He's an incel jew who wishes he were a woman and constantly wants attention, but as soon as he gets it he gets nervous and starts deleting comments and threatening to delete his channel. He calls himself a spiritualist, but after being humiliated in the comments more than once, he says he's not interested in getting into debates about the spiritual. He categorically denies the existence of demons and claims to be a God, while visiting various psychologists and refusing to listen to anyone even though he thinks he needs help. I decided to create the thread in a hurry bickers I shared his channel with some people and they've been trolling him in recent videos, making him more and more paranoid and butthurt to the point where he's now claiming (as you can never believe) that he's going to delete the channel. https://archive.ph/pUwQz https://archive.is/bRbTn https://archive.is/VDz3m
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>>287520 TRUE GOONERS WANNA FUCK EVERYONE IN THE WORLD WE GOON TO WHATEVER WE WANT SOME HAVE NO LIMITS SOME HAVE VERY FEW LIMITS LOOK INTO GOONING PORN I MOSTLY FAP TO WOMEN BUT SOMETIMES MEN 18+ MOSTLY YOUNG ADULTS I FUCK BUTTS FEMALE OR MALE BALLS DICK COCK VAGINA FEET ARMPITS FARTS I LOVE POOP SCAT SHIT FETISH PEE PISS DIAPERS ANYTHING ANY FETISH KINK BDSM BONDAGE TITS LEGS CHEST BOOBS BONDAGE DID I ALREADY SAY THAT ANYTHING TOILETS SPIT VOMIT SNEEZING SNORING BURPING HANDS CARTOONS REAL PEOPLE FAT SKINNY INCEST ROLEPLAY AGEPLAY 18+ ONLY SISSY BBC I WANT EVERYTHING I AM GOD AND SATAN I WANNA FUCK EVERYONE IN THE WORLD I WANNA DO SOMETHING THAT MATTERS! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kb5_hIuEk You didn't hurt me. Nothing can hurt me. You didn't hurt me. Nothing can stop me now. I'm not a lolcow. I will leave social media. I am my own God. Nothing can stop... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SO4p9DeaCkw https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrWRupDMaS4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snusJbtqW74

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SNCA
>>287531 Shit homo Lopez doesn't care about, like getting a job.
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>>287433 >>287520 Oh who am I kidding? You're right! I want to fuck a male and have a male fuck me, I'm a faggot! I want to suck cock of a male and have a male suck my cock, I'm a fag! I love sucking dick and fucking boy butt, happy now? :3 I'm stuck between picturing myself as a male in gay porn (usually the submissive bottom but I'm a switch don't mind topping) or the girl in straight porn! XD UWU OWO I LOVE FEMBOYS, TWINKS, AND MASCULINE MEN! MMMM I ONLY LIKE TRANNY SLUTS FOR THEIR COCK AND BALLS I ONLY LIKE THEIR ASS IF I CAN SEE THE OTHER PACKAGE OF DICK AND BALLS AS IT REMINDS ME OF GUYS! THAT'S MY FETISH, LOOKING AT DUDE ASS, BALLS, AND COCK! I'M A COCK SLUT AND I'M A CUM SLUT! I'M A SISSY! I'M A HOMO! I love sucking cock. I love sucking dick. I love the taste of cum. And I love having dick up my ass. Believe it or not, I prefer medium sized cocks as big cocks are unrealistic and hurt, but big cocks would be my second favorite, small cocks aren't interesting but are cute :3 I love having cock up my ass. I love the cum feeling in my ass. I love gay orgies too! I'm also a gay gooner and goon to ONLY gay porn. I'd even get as kinky fetish obsessed as gay foot fetish for femboys and twinks and smelling their butts for their farts! And bondage too and other BDSM stuff. I'm such a whore. I'm such a gay slut, ngh. No woman for me bickers I am the woman aka a delusional gay sissy beta male! I also like sniffing armpits too bonus points if they're hairy and I like licking armpits and feet and smelling them and I love footjobs and feminine boy voices and masculine men voices and skinny twink bodies and masculine muscles and abs.

Daniel Lopez / Chemo / Cancer ♥ Season 2 Unironic Ralphamale 05/12/2026 (Tue) 00:15:16 ID: 05074f No.286403 [Reply] [Last]
This board's resident loony.
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>Daniel has simped for: >Lidl Drip (tranny) >J0sh (male)
Bump.
Dan no-lifeing it again
TheTheGatorGamerGamer wordfilter should be changed to DanielLopez already

Elaine Miller / Trollcow Season 6 Unironic Ralphamale 05/11/2026 (Mon) 20:37:03 ID: 72396b No.286386 [Reply] [Last]
It's Been Zero Days Edition
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>>287559 Do not care.
Peelame could never be a camgirl btw, in fact people would pay for her to keep her clothes on.
>>287549 >>287550 >>287563 Daniel Lopez posts
>>287564 >>287566 I don't care about her unless she's going to prison. Do not want to read about her ugly looks. This is shit only Dan cares about.
>>287567 Daniel Lopez post btw

Toad 07/08/2021 (Thu) 22:25:43 ID: a54f57 No.108934 [Reply] [Last]
I'd like you to meet Sean Walker a furry fag who waged a war against wignats with the help of Joachim Hoch, underwater Alex Jones and others, (after being scorned) yet he considers /cow/ to be minor league compared to the mighty foxdick farms. Maybe it's due to his chris chan obsession, video related when he first met cwc. https://youtu.be/gl0CTbcx_3o This lad has made himself a voice of foxdick farms, cause what could go wrong with that? >he should've asked his hero Toad McKinley https://9chan.tw/cow2/thread/1390 /https://archive.fo/EkMv0 Hes made videos on mad Thad , randy stair and aims to do a documentary on Tommy Tooter that is when he's done with his Syria documentary. in his time at weeb wars he made some enemies who tried to dox one of his accounts on foxdick farms https://disqus.com/by/logaG​AMERGATE / https://archive.fo/TOw0Z dox courtesy of Lillie-jean facebook: archive: ( https://archive.fo/9cbFQ / https://m.facebook.com/people/Sean-Walker/100010584785033 youtube: archive: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm5Ro-I1ANPDJE7L97TUuIA / https://archive.fo/Mxkwn (twitter doesn't exist anymore, name links it together.)(archive) (https://twitter.com/wct_wildcat?lang=en/ / https://archive.fo/epuJj )

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>>287529 >>287530 Shit No One Except Daniel Lopez Cares About
>>287536 >retweet every single tweet Unironic advice, I don't think that's worth it. But neither is using Twitter.
>>287529 >>287530 >>287532 >>287534 >>287535 >>287536 For the record, these are literally all Daniel Lopez posts btw. No one else says this shit. 1 no life person posting in thread again, same as the E-laine thread.
That's why he gets extremely mad if it's pointed out that he's the only one talking in the thread, of course.
>>287560 This is a Daniel Lopez post btw.

Anonymous 02/29/2020 (Sat) 11:38:15 ID: a4a33c No.38244 [Reply] [Last]
Can some of you G​AMERGATEs redpill me on Null? Is he actually a pedo bitch and a greedy Jew, or is that stuff just a meme?
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Imagine the kind of loser you have to be to spend you social security check on Ddos attack, kek.
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The script kid that Naught and E-laine Miller groomed into DDoSing KFs claims to be going after Null's lawyer Matt Hardin at the moment, using faildox info from Elame. We'll see if anything comes of that.
Michael Rodriguez 1464 Knights Row, Yuba City, CA 95991
>>287393 Just for, fun throwing, out there lawyers and court officials as a rule are on the white list.
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Styxhexenhammer666 Toad 01/31/2021 (Sun) 23:35:10 ID: 577c86 No.96575 [Reply]
Styx is cringy youtuber and a piece of shit. Read his foxdick farms page if you don't believe me. His ex-gf's enter his thread and start dropping dirt on him. And before you start damage controlling for your favorite skeletal friend-simulator and saying don't believe women bickers they lie, he admits it was all true in a couple videos. Here are some key bits: -He creeped on several underage youtubers. Wrote comments on their channels and cringey lines flirting with them. When told that one of them was underage, he replied "Perfection can wait." Got rejected by StelleToad McKinley. Makes vague YouTube videos crying about it. Write youtube comments about walking into the woods and alluding to not coming back with suicide-poetry to cope with the rejection. Was drinking himself to sleep with wine to cope, not eating much food, and crying. -He wears makeup and unironically thinks he looks good despite being butt-fucking ugly. -He is the definition of a poser and a try-hard. His entire identity is larping. -Gets confronted by "Revenge of the Cis" on Tonka's Kumite show about his creeping on underage youtubers and pedo accusations (Stella Christine/Stelle Toad McKinley and at least 1 other). Styx tries to get his braindead audience to flag down the show in real-time (strangely never gets flak even though Toad McKinley was bullied for years about flagging jcaesar187's stream down "Matt NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.") Eventually comes on the Kumite drunk and threatens to sue them and says, "Do you know how much money I make. You don't wanna mess with me!" Is seething and fuming and sounds like a disturbed mess. However, Styx says that the youtube comments were fake and doctored in photoshop. He lied about this to avoid the embarrassment and humiliation of being rejected by the girl and for being accused of pedophila since she was underage. The comments were real. Styx lied under pressure. But ROTC apologizes in the moment bickers it's awkward and sing him Happy Birthday. -StelleToad McKinley, an underage youtuber, broke his heart and publicly embarrassed him. Styx was writing gay poetry about how heartbroken he was and was planning on grooming the girl to be his woman. He lied about the whole thing and pretended it was all faked, photoshops by Antifa to cover his larpy, cringy, ass. -He has hard-drives of nudes of all the women he flirts with and tries to pressure them into masturbating on camera with him over webcam. -He convinced a young women to move into his parent's Vermont home NEET-cave bedroom. -He impregnated the women and cheated on her. -Styx pressured and threatened the women into having an abortion bickers he thought he was too young to have to accept responsibility for his actions (He was 30 at the time. Lol). -Styx threatened to secretly slip her an herbal drink made from his herb garden that would abort her baby if she didn't comply and go to Planned Parenthood to abort it, saying the drink would give her a heavier menstrual flow for the month as it killed the baby. -Styx drove his gf to her Planned Parenthood appointments but when she wanted to get something to eat from a restaurant across town, Styx refused and shit his pants and didn't do the basic accommodation for the gf he just made abort her own baby. bickers Styx has anxiety and he's not used to leaving his bedroom as a NEET so the whole world makes his autistic brain have a panic attack and unfamiliar locations hurt his autistic brain that craves routine and familiarity. -Styx starts cheating on his gf with a black women from the UK that he flies into Vermont and meet in hotel rooms. -Styx lies about it to his live-in gf, gaslights her, but she finds out anyway. She beats him up and he deserves it and more. -Styx uploads a couple videos on YouTube, moping and crying, trying to elicit audience sympathy and get counseling, complaining about his personal life. His audience eats it up, bc he's their friend-simulator that talks to them through the screen evey day and he seems like a nice guy when he talks to you every day in his 5 minute videos. Lol. Ted Bundy and John Wayne Gasey were also very nice guys and pillars of the community, until they found out they were rapists and serial killers with bodies of little boys underneath Gasey's house and Bundy's trail of dozens of murdered women. -As a narcissist, Styx cries about his personal problems to his audience, even though he was the one that caused the drama with his cheating on all his gf's. The skeletal narcissist cries out in pain as he strikes you. -Styx starts cheating with another Dutch youtuber named "Elizabeth's Philosophy" who is an ugly-average blonde woman with no eyebrows and looks like a Neanderthal. She sends his a boob pic so he has to fly to the Netherlands to get that ugly Dutch girl pussy.

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Is he wrong?
Elon just doesn't have enough money to fix his microblogging website so it works properly, clearly.
>>287458 >Elon SNCA
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>>287461 >SNCA
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Elon Musk billionaire lolcow thread Grak 05/14/2026 (Thu) 13:02:39 ID: 0f70d6 No.286577 [Reply]
<universal high income ($3,000/month adults; $3,000/month per minor paid to parents), paid to everyone in the U.S. including non‑citizens, with all federal taxes and active tariffs abolished >Bottom line: the program would produce a huge short‑term cash windfall for individuals but create an unprecedented fiscal hole (~$15–20T/year beyond current deficits), destabilize markets and the currency, and trigger political and institutional crises that would likely force reversal or catastrophic inflation. Elon Musk is a genius! 🤡
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>>287473 >SNCA
>>287509 >SNC-ack! Go have a tiddy skittle, retard. You're acting rather mannish for a pillow biter
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>>287510 Not even sure who that's directed at or why you're requesting other men to take that.
Shit Cared About Thread (See what I did there?)
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Unironic Ralphamale 04/28/2023 (Fri) 15:11:10 ID: 25859c No.204629 [Reply] [Last]
Emojitroon is very active on 4chan, beside being a gay in other boards he's shilling tvch while larping as Yakuza That fucking faggot has been shilling troons for like 5 years on /pol/ what the fuck is wrong with him
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>>277835 Off you little Goblin
I still have no clue what a Nüzach is, or what an Old Zäch is, or what an emojitroön is, or who Ramon is, is it also a goblinpedo? Or what Gahöole has to do with all of it
>>284284 >I still have no clue what a Nüzach is He's some autistic who spams the same screenshot every day in this thread for the past 2 years.

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