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JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include: Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread Endless Thread 9 Gunt Thread Based Isabella Worship Thread We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being. Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella. Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled. Links, Information and Lore: Full Timeline

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>>245163 Part of the fun/hate-watch of Kino Casino is the lack of self-awareness on their part and blatant hypocrisy. It's a soul-less grift for kick subs ultimately. >>245158 No, jcaesar187 got a ton of BTC from that dead French guy, which he immediately sold and pissed away. The same dude that donated like 500K to Fuentes. Grifters get enough freebies. However, I may change my mind if Asston or jcaesar187 can post a video of themselves performing one clean muscle-up. >>245168 A lot of people are in denial about Musk. They think he's "our guy" just like Trump still has millions duped he was "their guy." Gaytor was sucking him off hard on his anime boomers stream the other day. >>245171 Look buddy. I don't like Gaytor either. I agree with your post and everything there is true. But when I compare Gaytor's usage of the soundboard with Wortski's usage of his soundboard, it's not even a close comparison. Gaytor at least had timing and didn't spam it to get on the audiences' nerves. That is one thing I will give to him. Wortski's usage is the exact opposite. It's random. It's whenever he feels like it. It has 0 timing. It's too loud. And he wears each sound sample out. Until he's torturing the audience. "What about the child pron!" "Feaser Spongebob. Mr Sun came up and he smiled at me." Over and over and over. I'm talking like every 30 seconds at times. Dozens of times per hour. Hundreds of times per show probably. Wortski probably thinks it's funny. And he can't run a solo show to save his life so he uses the soundboard to cover this dead air. That's all I'm saying.

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Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace now Alogsspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Register_your_nickname https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=VHost 4. https://alogs.space/ is the main domain name, https://julay.world also redirects there
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Nuzach / Pedochu / Niggerchu / Eric Unironic Ralphamale 09/02/2022 (Fri) 01:02:27 ID: 32497c No.170550 [Reply] [Last]
Nuzach once enjoyed the prime-time bloodsports even before jcaesar187's downfall at the hands of the Гунт with by far the most stupid reasons to lose one's mind for; a good deal of 8ch veterans kept enjoying his seething about alogs until this day. But not nuzach, he was too much of a trailer trash white G​AMERGATE himself to laugh at a lolcow proper and enjoy the show. But most importantly, he was a ni/gg/er at heart. He didn't luck out with the /cow/ userbase that repeatedly mocked his inclinations to waste time playing cuckeogooms and to want to fuck children. Neither did he luck out with the administration, and his buddy John was ousted and the ni/gg/er-infested cancer known as /v/ removed from my jewish mother. As a result of my jewish mother cracking down on pedos, he lost 90% of his remaining sanity. To get told to "go and make your own site if you want to jack it to children" was the straw that broke this buck's back. As a result all his pedo buddies, those parasitic cliques that had already lost 60% of their numbers when TheGatorGamer got rid of /hebe/ and other boards, were left without a host again. Some went to KC, others were scattered in the wind forever. Enter zzzchan, a pretty rulecucked site existing pretty much solely for the ni/gg/er pedos to play smash and jerk off to kids, where the mere suggestion that loli is pedophilic earns the poster a ban. Even the few boards that wanted none of that were eventually infested. Nuzach now spends his days seething on zzzchan about the alogs and tvch, sometimes going to those sites to seethe at the moderation and screech at "/cow/kikes" and Anita. Nuzach is definitely the main individual lolcow of the webring, the juciest one among the collective lolcow that the ni/gg/ers from zzzchan are. Banned from every board that isn't ran by pedos, he says the "/cow/kike moderation" and "feminists" are at fault for him getting banned from every place he goes to. No, it couldn't be the precious Eric, he's too good to be fairly banned.
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Thank jesus you removed it after i mentioned it god bless french ziddane
>>243557 ​​​​​Je ne sais pas ce que j'ai fait pour recevoir des paroles aussi aimables de votre part, mais de rien, je suppose. S'il vous plait, restez dans votre fil de confinement, merci beaucoup. -Z​​​​id​​an
>>243699 Ne gaspillez pas vos mots, ce cochon anglo est trop stupide pour comprendre la langue française supérieure. Bientôt, l'ensemble du webring sera intégré à la nouvelle structure de contrôle et aucun tableau d'images ne sera à l'abri de notre modération. -le gateur
>>243402 it should've stayed that way. cow is over, btw.
>>245085 It sure is (((fellow anon)))

DJ Axle / Phantom Organization / Jester69 / Aksel Birger Enstad JDANKS420 09/29/2021 (Wed) 06:12:11 ID: 46f067 No.121078 [Reply] [Last]
PO is a furry fagget incel NEET tug-boat-having kid-touching attention whore with a race-mixing sister. He came to prominence by stream-sniping the Гунт but is too lazy to even do that for very long. He just begs for schekels on his shitty furry cringe stream that no one watches and posts furry porn in his server where his last few friends are. Now he is chimping out on discord and no one can figure out exactly why. Seems to be some sort of autistic meltdown. Racemixing julay truck sister: Hanne Engstad https://archive.md/8HJfU https://mobile.twitter.com/HEngstad https://archive.is/2nbBZ DOX Aksel Birger Engstad 99 35 29 03 Engasvegen 320, 7900 R0RVIK
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>>235996 You can't say anything about it, jcaesar187, you are Earwinson 2.0, but with more trannies and cp involved.
>>235996 nobody here likes you, Daiymo, you are a bitch faggot married to a tranny and will do anything for some clout, just kys
That tranny did your bit right to your face for month, mocked by a troon. Pathetic.
>>235996 kys esoeso you fucking faggot, both Bryan and EsoShaggyism destroyed you
retard newfag here, how do these people let slip their details enough to get doxxed like this?

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Yakuzanon/hapafag/priscillafag Anonymous 10/12/2019 (Sat) 15:26:02 No.12121 [Reply] [Last]
This French dude goes around the internet spamming the catalogs of different boards. Got fired from a previous job for watching porn in the workplace in front of his boss.
Sometimes does hilarious things like one time his spam resulted in /tv/ raiding /leftypol/ in the 8ch days.
He typically copies a post from one site and reposts it to another one with an unrelated pic. Back in the day it was JAV porn clips, either of a "shy" male being seduced or a Yakuza clip which is where he got his name from.
Used to have an obsession with one of the /1825/ mods (he's convinced she's Varg Vikernes's wife for some reason).
/1825/ christened him hapafag bickers they were convinced he was a hapa, but he later confessed on /tv/ that Asian is pretty much the only thing missing from his ethnic makeup, a blend of white, black, native American and Indian. No known abbo admixture either.
Other known obsessions that he spams include the /tv/ BO (the reason his channel got so many views is that yakuza would spam his videos on cuckchan), Nastassia Ponomarenko/Nastassia Fitness, Zach (yes, the hapa from /tv/. A few days ago he posted a link to some Zach thread on cuckchan that had been posted here on the Zach thread and was already archived by the time Yakuza reposted it to /tv/ with the mandatory Priscilla Betti picture to go with it).
He's said that he got his city rangebanned from one of cuckchan's boards, and I don't doubt it. Spam is what he does to kill time. And not your regular spam, but spamming new threads left and right.
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kys emojitroon
>>175379 Suck my balls you little french bitch
Yakuza has often craved emojitroon's dick deep inside his innards, it's what drives him
Hes going wild right now
>>175357 I don't believe any of this. The way he posts reeks of underage (to me). He is barely 30 or not even.

Poseidon, former right-winger grifter and Pagan LARPer / Neet shitskin and schizo Brian Holloman 03/19/2022 (Sat) 23:19:42 ID: 90501c No.141211 [Reply] [Last]
Poseidon is one of those many grifters who started getting into the "redpill" bus around 2016 by making videos about immigration in Europe. As "greek-sicilian" he was said to have a more European opinion than the average right-wingers from UK, German and USA about all subjects. However, he never became popular in circles like 4chan /pol/, with only 8chan /pol/ paying any attention to him and a few European anons. In 2018 he had his former channel take down, creating a second channel (his actual one). But since 2019 he started to show himself to be a little less mature and socially successful as he claimed. During weekends, he started doing livestreams called "Whitepilled weekend" in which it constituted of him quietly reading news with his heavy accent while free-copyright music played in the background. Note that as a European, he started these streams every weekend around 2am in European time. Over time, these livestreams began to gain a share of trolls, mocking the fact that Poseidon, who was said to be a mature man, of family, spent every weekend awake hoping to get donations and seething about any jokes about him on chat. After 8chan /pol/ notice that Poseidon didn't take criticism well and was openly banning anyone with the slightest criticism of him the views started to drop and more trolls started to show up. Over time, he stopped those livestreams, according to him, the Catholic Church was being responsible for his troll problems, by sending the trolls together with american Daily Stormer trolls. With that, his first signs of schizophrenia and narcissism showed. In 2020 Poseidon has embarked on the covid wave, and started bleeding views and subscribers. His videos about immigration and politics in Europe stopped and he started to make videos saying how Donald Trump is a massive loser retard and same about any people who supported him, to the point of making a sequence of videos proving that Biden won the election legitimately. Interspersed with videos about Biden being a "chad", he made multiple videos about covid restrictions and vaccine. In these videos, he was totally in favor of forced vaccination, use of masks and severe restrictions. With that, his views, which he now denounces as "far-right" and "Crazy Christians" started jumping off the boat and making serious criticisms about him. How Poseidon reacted? He started replying, comment by comment, personally attacking anyone criticizing him. He would look at anyone's Youtube channel criticizing him and find any detail about the person's personal life or their taste in games, music, etc. He also obsessively started attacking any Americans or Christians in the comments of his videos even if some of those didn't show any criticism about him. Some of the videos around this time had their comment section locked. At the same time, he made a video saying that the right-winger movement was being controlled by the Catholic Church, KGB and American elite. That it would be impossible for Europe to prosper as long as Christians lived in Europe or people voted for politics with any connection with Russia or USA, once again attacking any European politics who have met at any time in their lives with Putin or Trump or are against covid restrictions. Even his old opinions about immigration changed, now he denounces "White Genocide" as a conspiracy theory made up by crazy far-right incels and says the Elite is right to want to have more low-cost employees in Europe and North America and Christians are just worried about being replaced with Muslims and don't care about anything else. With that, he lost around 3k subscribers in this year so far, with downvotes being predominant. So he started making videos claiming he was being attacked by NeoNazis and Christians who had the goal of dox him and his family, although there is no evidence that anyone really cared enough about him to do so. How the far-right are the true terrorists when compared to Antifa and he was being unfairly attacked by extremists and genocidal idiots who wish for the end of the world instead of getting a vaccine. From above 25k subscribers, now his channel has less than 6k subs.

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WOW He is now trying to grift as a "far-right" dude, again. Dropped the entire Ukraine and Vax shit, but still seethe about Trump.
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>>227909 a true grifter, what a shame eso faggism is gone, maybe shamoo (the superior eso faggism) can expose Pisszion
>>228472 Reminder this man did a 180 bickers people trolled him in a jewtube chat.
>>227909 >>228472 >>228507 I honestly wonder how mentally ill he is. There is certainly an element of being a grifter, but he seems to be very prone to mood swings and sensitive to other people's opinions, at the same time being very easily influenced. If he wasn't old, but was a millennial or zoomer, I bet he would have turned into a tranny. The only immutable thing about him seems to be his hatred for Christians and Americans. He is still preaching science and attacking Trump at every opportunity. He deletes any posts about covid or responds with his usual emojis.
And he is back, making lazy videos to attract the "alt-right" to his channel and streaming weekly asking for money. And be on his channel or telegram, he will get really mad if you talk about the vax and will ban you in seconds. https://youtu.be/Fgdxg0CLROY?si=O3f4-CFtdh1MdWE9

Mark Mann - #2 Anonymous 04/21/2020 (Tue) 08:14:22 ID: 2009db No.45039 [Reply] [Last]
Mark Mann Facts: + Mark has over 500gb of CP on his hard drive + Mark autistically watches loli child pornography all day + Mark is an ethnic jew. + Mark loves cake + Mark weighs almost 300lbs. + Mark would intentionally leave CP up on 8/v/ for days at a time + Mark has posted many videos/pictures of his anus and naked body online for homosexual attention + Mark would use his global administration on 8ch/8kun to moderate/ban people from /pol/ or other boards for whatever he felt like completely ignoring the rules. + Mark wants to become a security guard at an elementary school so that he has access to children that he can abuse. + Mark runs a CP ring on discord where he requires your real name, face, address, and phone number so that he can blackmail you or turn you over to the feds. + Mark bans anyone who speaks against him or criticises him in the slightest + Mark recieved $2k a month from Jim for doing various "errands" between 2015-2020 + Mark regularly wipes "All Posts by IP" which turns every thread on the board into swiss cheese + Mark attempted to monetize and sell Gondolas + Mark spams cyclical threads using a VPN in order to "push" conversations he doesn't like out of the thread. + Mark forced all of /v/ back onto the federal 8kun honeypot so that he could keep getting paid to be a janitor.

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>>218404 >The same board he shared with Silvia, too I never shared a board with Kazu. Vampy is on drugs. Kazu was just a global mod that I abused until he sperged out and quit being a moderator entirely, I never shared anything with that clown. In fact, when I became BO, I fired all the mods bickers they were all /gg/ homos. Also, Mark kept threatening to ban me when I was trying to teach one of the other mods on his board how to use mod tools (bickers it's unintuitive). He just doesn't like me for some reason even when I am trying to be helpful. Probably bickers I vigorously defended another user of the site when the Admins were threatening to report him to police (for literally nothing; he was posting cute and wholesome videos of his daughter singing songs and such, but for some reason Mark and Acid were determined to report him to police and give all his data to them). And so I made it public, forcing them to walk to back, bickers what kind of site owner dox's their users? >he is seething and powerless <TOR was completely banned for 2 months, still can't post files from it after like a year All bickers a thread was locked (and it was an Admin thread too about me being removed from BO of /b/ without any good reason, and no response from any Admin, which I kept asking for until they locked the thread so I couldn't bump it anymore). https://8chan.moe/site/res/5219.html . Pathetic? All I asked was that my thread be unlocked and I would stop spamming, but instead they chose to cuck all of TOR (now their activity is way down, replaced by Spanish people, when it used to be like twice as much when I was running their /b/), just so people couldn't see that I was removed unjustly? >>244434 >groom your underage niece Is that true? wtf, why is Mark such a degenerate? I always assumed he was a homo and no one cares if he's grooming boys, but his niece, really?
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>>244764 <TOR was completely banned for 2 months, still can't post files from it after like a year >which is what a spammer wants--they WANT to be stomped, along with everyone else). lol
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>>244764 >Is that true? wtf, why is Mark such a degenerate? I always assumed he was a homo and no one cares if he's grooming boys, but his niece, really? Yeah, he groomed his little niece to play unteraltebach, a pedo game from germany Refer to evidence from >>45271 Whats really interesting is that JEWS ran defense for him for that somehow. >>232925
Who gives a fuck about 2d loli mojcaesar187agging retard
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>>244996 First off, kys paedo. Second off, stop this fucking 2d bullshit, we all know this is paedocope just look at mark, he is fucking grooming his niece to play unteraltebach with him and probably fucking molested her, you fucking G​AMERGATEkike pedoshit lover

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Jahans thread Anonymous 08/11/2019 (Sun) 10:52:16 ID: 2a28bf No.1179 [Reply] [Last]
Our boy Alex got his wisdom teeth out recently and was given some painkillers. He got high and went on a spergrant about how actually reading porn all day is very altruistic of him.
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Alright people. I'm dumping EVERYTHING into the archive on archive.org/details/thejahansarchive. -->> If you want the full Jahanschive you need to download it from there. I'll tell you when it's complete (I just started dumping 45GB from folder of 17 alone. wewlad) THIS IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING MASSIVE ONE
>>240867 The full Jahanschive will have everything from 2nd Nov 2008-July 2020, in chronological order. Right now I have all of folder 1 uploaded, some of folder 2, and all of folders 5 and 6 (out of 17) So if you have already downloaded what is there you need to go back and download the videos after 20140923 6eytG8FuUfY In response to Emma Watson's He For She speech until 20150917 yRPvYnZw3fc A Patchwork utopia and other strangeness (since I skipped that part) THE ARCHIVE COULD BE TAKEN DOWN SOMEDAY, SO BACK THESE VIDEOS UP IF YOU CARE ABOUT PRESERVING JAHANISM
>>240867 >(I just started dumping 45GB from folder of 17 alone. wewlad) folder 2 of 17* There are 17 folders
Do you people can find me ?
This faggot is shitting up /pol/ with is europhobic cuckworship anti racism

Unironic Ralphamale 04/28/2023 (Fri) 15:11:10 ID: 25859c No.204629 [Reply] [Last]
Emojitroon is very active on 4chan, beside being a gay in other boards he's shilling tvch while larping as Yakuza That fucking faggot has been shilling troons for like 5 years on /pol/ what the fuck is wrong with him
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>>237248 But annily is cute
>>237602 proof?
Thread was accidentally deleted by janny, I restored it. Sadly the images were nuked due to orphan media pruning. Feel free to repost anything that's missing, and it will automatically restore the images in the older posts too.
>>243398 Thanks for the update Robi. Good to see you here.
>>205570 >Nastassia is leaving her best time. Nice "leaving", esl-er >Nastassia is leaving hopefully forever

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EDEN LEAKS Unironic Ralphamale 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:35:50 ID: ab8beb No.186357 [Reply] [Last]
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the greatest leak in the history of the webring: THE EDEN ALTMEYER LEAK. Eden Altmeyer (you know him as Eden, and he goes by the name Gourmet on Matrix in 8moe /v/'s secret server) is an absolute scourge of the webring. Currently he is working under Mark on 8moe to mod cake/v/ and is guilty of pretty much nonstop spamming and fucking with the webring, primarily sleepychan. Today is the day it comes to an end. I will start with a dox that connects Gourmet (Matrix name, good friend of Mark, ringleader of a secret cabal on 8moe) with his old, similar alias of Gourmet Newell. From there, we will find that he has been using his real name (Eden) on the webring. With his piss poor opsec, we will achieve a full dox. The next leaks I plan to share are Eden Altmeyer's involvement in a secret 8moe cabal along others who plague the webring. Please enjoy this leak at the expense of the 8moe G​AMERGATEs which will provide a unique inner look at how Eden functions in secret.
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Eden has desperately been trying to scrub his dox from the internet, less than a month ago he reported a paste of his dox but that won't fucking work, Eden. Every time you delete it, it will be reposted another ten.
>>243518 How do you know this?
>he wasn't a woman after all ayy lmao
Looks like a random, very boring techie to me.
>>187152 second. Looks like underage are trying to 1up their mods from all of those garbage imageboards with many sikrit chats attached to them.

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