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JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include: Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread Endless Thread 9 Gunt Thread Based Isabella Worship Thread We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being. Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella. Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled. Links, Information and Lore: Full Timeline

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>>289827 >>289575 >ess,ayfag lmao

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Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace now Alogsspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Register_your_nickname https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=VHost 4. https://alogs.space/ is the main domain name, https://julay.world also redirects there
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Hey, whoever made that "PLEASE REPORT ME" post in the last hour or 2, kindly off yourself.

Daniel Lopez / Chemo / Cancer ♥ Season 2 Unironic Ralphamale 05/12/2026 (Tue) 00:15:16 ID: 05074f No.286403 [Reply] [Last]
This board's resident loony.
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>>290240 No that is neither what I said, nor "meant" its right here in the goddamned thread you're reading. https://alogs.space/cow/res/286403.html#q289997
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Dan, all you have to do and all you've ever had to do, if you don't want to get troll constantly, is say you don't endorse Null or his past(/current?) pedo activities. But instead you've just been coping about other people every day. It's sus. Says a lot about you, Mr. drug dealer and felon who probably should just be deported to Mexico.
>>290288 No deal
I fully endorse the person Null is today and admire how much a person is able to change. You may continue to "troll" me (read: sperg out at posters who aren't me while I chuckle and join in)

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NULL (possibly(hopefully)) OUTED AS TRANS Toad 08/18/2021 (Wed) 01:13:50 ID: ab0c6b No.115132 [Reply] [Last]
NULL POSTING AS TRANS ON /LGBT/ i dont care if its real or not really i just find it insanely funny https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/21737762/#21743825
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I'm a new user to this board and this sure is a thread about a subject that I want to engage with!!
Pedo website operator
>>290198 Null ran pedo boards on 8chan and later 4chan splinter-knockoffs, in case anyone thought that was a hyperbole.
>>290287 TheTheGatorGamerGamer never "ran" anything on 8chan, it was owned by Hotwheels.

Elaine Miller / Trollcow Season 8 Unironic Ralphamale 08/18/2026 (Tue) 03:58:19 ID: ce7806 No.290167 [Reply] [Last]
Le Anti Kiwi Edition
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>>290265 Pictüres/ cøtent Stupid word filter
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>>290260 It is quite possible that everything (((Flesh))) said about (((Bernie))) was fabricated, but as for Kirtaner he actually sabotaged a GoFundMe for Canadian trucker protests. He also destroyed 420chan & ran drug trafficking from the site, if that means anything
>>290267 Is flesh actually Jewish? That's fucking hilarious I thought it was a joke Anyway kirtaner to me seems like the old type of hacker faggot who swarmed around anonymous back when people actually used IRC, basically the kind of faggot that gave trannies the idea that 4chan was inclusive in the past, prior to Epstein or something. The type of person to denounce working class people bickers they are hecking chuds But if you do go over flesh's
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She privated her Tiktok and Instagram.
She must feel humiliated that her little group imploded. Lmao.

Gnostic Mind Train - Jewish schizo about to end himself Unironic Ralphamale 07/25/2024 (Thu) 23:29:00 ID: bfa869 No.253951 [Reply] [Last]
Here some lolcow that I'm watching and trolling for four years now. A quick summary: He's an incel jew who wishes he were a woman and constantly wants attention, but as soon as he gets it he gets nervous and starts deleting comments and threatening to delete his channel. He calls himself a spiritualist, but after being humiliated in the comments more than once, he says he's not interested in getting into debates about the spiritual. He categorically denies the existence of demons and claims to be a God, while visiting various psychologists and refusing to listen to anyone even though he thinks he needs help. I decided to create the thread in a hurry bickers I shared his channel with some people and they've been trolling him in recent videos, making him more and more paranoid and butthurt to the point where he's now claiming (as you can never believe) that he's going to delete the channel. https://archive.ph/pUwQz https://archive.is/bRbTn https://archive.is/VDz3m
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>>290282 Can't really say it's revenge porn if it's done by oneself exhibitionist exposed style, so no crime is committed here, all done by me, Jonny.
Yep, no one cares. Aspie gooner. Autistic gooner. Cringe porn loving gooner. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb6jAD4SbGg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwpb5QmN3NI The last time of having an actual connection with someone, sad. Terrible music: Nu metal symphonic metal crap music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ_Q2FauzF0 Tool and Nightwish rip off: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTSWdqcUiwo Avant-garde experimental schizocore Captain Beefheart wannabe psychedelic Freddie Mercury wannabe progressive rock music:

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>>290290 So just cry aspie autistic cringe porn loving gooner Sewerslvt Cynthoni tranny wannabe crapcore.
>>290291 oh but i can't cry only out my dick ruined orgasm style can i cry i cant even have a proper orgasm cumming session lol im such a retard idiot moron im so stupid and im dumb
Reminds me of Giggly Goon Clown https://youtu.be/bLV2HX4rQ5A?si=QziqV1GKNQCHu_tq EAT MY ASSBURGERS!

KampungBoy/Yeop Unironic Ralphamale 06/30/2026 (Tue) 23:00:46 ID: 1c1b6c No.288527 [Reply] [Last]
J0sh Moon's number one gay-log, yapper.
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>>290269 >>290271 >>290273 Daniel Lopez's "Shit Nobody Cares About" <There's an entire thread on snark.vegas with evidence Featuring Shit Website Nobody Reads.
>Plus he said he jerks off to Jöshs baby pictures of him in the tub. A fucking sick freak. Well ok I do vaguely recall Kampunggay literally saying something along those lines, that he may have intended as the most autistic "joke" imaginable, so idk why you have to invent stuff to cope with when you actually have something more damning which somehow everyone else forgot about. Anyway carry then, not like I like either of yo. really. Though him for being a sperg and you for being obnoxious and a hypocrite.
<On 8chan, sweaty gamer threads would be raided by people posting animal abuse Everyone keep in mind that Danny Lopez has literally zero problem with the fact that Null actually ran sweaty gamer boards.
What were you in prison for again, Dan? Raping a minor? I don't know but seems likely.
Oh yeah and he simped for E-laine before she basically rejected him, explain that one too while you're at it, drughead.

Unironic Ralphamale 08/21/2026 (Fri) 05:44:30 ID: 1da01d No.290246 [Reply]
Crazy incels who hate women are generally associated with the far right, but there is a seriously underrated corner of the internet full of lolcows and psychos on the left who, for nearly a decade now, have been forming a group claiming to represent the real, “enlightened” incels who understand that, for a truly socialist revolution to happen, women need to be killed, and that the greatest allies of women and feminism are capitalism and conservatives. Some circles on the left are aware that this group exists, since some troons and femboys occasionally align themselves with them, but outside of that, I almost never see these people mentioned anywhere. For anyone interested, I'll post some of their channels so you can follow them yourselves, including the manifestos they publish online claiming that all women will either be brutally killed or thrown into breeding farms once the revolution happens. Some of these channels and incels have disappeared over the years, but they're easy enough to find bickers they exist within a kind of incestuous community where they are constantly streaming, appearing on each other's streams, or subscribing to one another. Nowadays, they are generally calling themselves PMC (Pro Male Collectivism). Each video is a different channel from this collective, featuring a femboy known for trying to make a boy kill his sister. https://youtu.be/CRcdoZJeQfs https://youtu.be/TJ76VzuQdmc https://youtu.be/FOWg6Fkm1UI

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Some of these people are just anti-white troons at this point.
>>290246 >2nd pic Imagine looking at this picture, and having the earnest mental response "that's a human". NGMI. What the fuck is wrong with the brains of libshits?
>>290249 That's George Floyd's dumber brother.

Nuzach General #2 Unironic Ralphamale 09/26/2024 (Thu) 23:17:39 ID: da576d No.257369 [Reply] [Last]
Since the last thread Nuzach has practically made alogs his new home, dramatically increasing the amount of black dicks and cp that is posted on here bickers that's his only response when he gets assblasted on a daily basis. Old OP: Nuzach once enjoyed the prime-time bloodsports even before jcaesar187's downfall at the hands of the Гунт with by far the most stupid reasons to lose one's mind for; a good deal of 8ch veterans kept enjoying his seething about alogs until this day. But not nuzach, he was too much of a trailer trash white G​AMERGATE himself to laugh at a lolcow proper and enjoy the show. But most importantly, he was a ni/gg/er at heart. He didn't luck out with the /cow/ userbase that repeatedly mocked his inclinations to waste time playing cuckeogooms and to want to fuck children. Neither did he luck out with the administration, and his buddy John was ousted and the ni/gg/er-infested cancer known as /v/ removed from my jewish mother. As a result of my jewish mother cracking down on pedos, he lost 90% of his remaining sanity. To get told to "go and make your own site if you want to jack it to children" was the straw that broke this buck's back. As a result all his pedo buddies, those parasitic cliques that had already lost 60% of their numbers when TheTheGatorGamerGamer got rid of /hebe/ and other boards, were left without a host again. Some went to KC, others were scattered in the wind forever. Enter zzzchan, a pretty rulecucked site existing pretty much solely for the ni/gg/er pedos to play smash and jerk off to kids, where the mere suggestion that loli is pedophilic earns the poster a ban. Even the few boards that wanted none of that were eventually infested. Nuzach now spends his days seething on zzzchan about the alogs and tvch, sometimes going to those sites to seethe at the moderation and screech at "/cow/kikes" and Anita. Nuzach is definitely the main individual lolcow of the webring, the juciest one among the collective lolcow that the ni/gg/ers from zzzchan are. Banned from every board that isn't ran by pedos, he says the "/cow/kike moderation" and "feminists" are at fault for him getting banned from every place he goes to. No, it couldn't be the precious Eric, he's too good to be fairly banned.
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>>281207 Hes a totally normal guy
Lmao, I haven't been on any imageboards since October, but I already figured his sad existence would continue the same, regardless of whether I was around to "bully" his old gaycel ass.
Interesting thread
>>288116 What a coincidence. I just created a thread about brown leftist incels. I wouldn't be surprised if Nuzach actually spends considerable time on incel Discord and forums, perhaps trying to groom zoomers.

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Elon Musk billionaire lolcow thread Grak 05/14/2026 (Thu) 13:02:39 ID: 0f70d6 No.286577 [Reply] [Last]
<universal high income ($3,000/month adults; $3,000/month per minor paid to parents), paid to everyone in the U.S. including non‑citizens, with all federal taxes and active tariffs abolished >Bottom line: the program would produce a huge short‑term cash windfall for individuals but create an unprecedented fiscal hole (~$15–20T/year beyond current deficits), destabilize markets and the currency, and trigger political and institutional crises that would likely force reversal or catastrophic inflation. Elon Musk is a genius! 🤡
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Bump
Bump.
I'm a new user to this board and this sure is a thread about a subject that I want to engage with!!
Musk is worse than Null, and doesn't even bother to pretend like he appreciates it if you throw more money at him to burn. So of course every rock bottom IQ retard like you throws more money at him. Which you stole from your parents or something. KFags at least probably get some sugar daddy-type gay tingles at Null begging and acting like he needs more money so bad, and his usual con and jive game. Musk doesn't give you anything back at all, but you still think he will bickers you're extremely low IQ and you believe everything he promises you.
Not even going to take the "donate to Trump" joke part seriously, please get real. You freak.

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