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JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include: Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread Endless Thread 9 Gunt Thread Based Isabella Worship Thread We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being. Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella. Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled. Links, Information and Lore: Full Timeline

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>>250360 They were hacked by their alcohol induced alter-egos

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Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace now Alogsspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Register_your_nickname https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=VHost 4. https://alogs.space/ is the main domain name, https://julay.world also redirects there
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Unlock the locked threads, Robi

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Nuzach / Pedochu / Niggerchu / Eric Unironic Ralphamale 09/02/2022 (Fri) 01:02:27 ID: 32497c No.170550 [Reply] [Last]
Nuzach once enjoyed the prime-time bloodsports even before jcaesar187's downfall at the hands of the Гунт with by far the most stupid reasons to lose one's mind for; a good deal of 8ch veterans kept enjoying his seething about alogs until this day. But not nuzach, he was too much of a trailer trash white G​AMERGATE himself to laugh at a lolcow proper and enjoy the show. But most importantly, he was a ni/gg/er at heart. He didn't luck out with the /cow/ userbase that repeatedly mocked his inclinations to waste time playing cuckeogooms and to want to fuck children. Neither did he luck out with the administration, and his buddy John was ousted and the ni/gg/er-infested cancer known as /v/ removed from my jewish mother. As a result of my jewish mother cracking down on pedos, he lost 90% of his remaining sanity. To get told to "go and make your own site if you want to jack it to children" was the straw that broke this buck's back. As a result all his pedo buddies, those parasitic cliques that had already lost 60% of their numbers when TheGatorGamer got rid of /hebe/ and other boards, were left without a host again. Some went to KC, others were scattered in the wind forever. Enter zzzchan, a pretty rulecucked site existing pretty much solely for the ni/gg/er pedos to play smash and jerk off to kids, where the mere suggestion that loli is pedophilic earns the poster a ban. Even the few boards that wanted none of that were eventually infested. Nuzach now spends his days seething on zzzchan about the alogs and tvch, sometimes going to those sites to seethe at the moderation and screech at "/cow/kikes" and Anita. Nuzach is definitely the main individual lolcow of the webring, the juciest one among the collective lolcow that the ni/gg/ers from zzzchan are. Banned from every board that isn't ran by pedos, he says the "/cow/kike moderation" and "feminists" are at fault for him getting banned from every place he goes to. No, it couldn't be the precious Eric, he's too good to be fairly banned.
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>>248761 >we just say fat paedo >we Nuzach you're doing a shit job at trying to fit in, just go back to tvchan and jerk off about the ogre there.
>>248761 He's a cunt who uses tvch and formed some weird affair with gayhoolio so that he felt the need to defend his gayhoolio from what he perceives as the Nuzach. Then he got a mod position here this year and SHUT IT DOWN on the gayhoolio threads bickers Gayhoooole wanted to come back on the internet but he didn't want to get alogged, so right as the Gayhoolio threads were SHUT DOWN Pedo Patrick started making more videos once again and using Twitter and posting on tvch. It's funny how this dude went and deleted the >bbcamenko and Nuzach threads. Then he brought them back, then he locked them, then he unlocked them, then he went on this weird screencapping campaign that he though was owning the Nuzach which backfired and made him look obsessed, and after deleting everything and looking like a big, fat lolcow, which tranny jannie is, he's going to try and play it cool. Users won again. The users always win, bitch.
>they are still making emojitroon, yakuza and other five to six anons to be an unique persona lol, that's why this site is so fucking dead and irrelevant when compared to foxdickfarms Bryan won Warhammer won and my loose butthole won
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tvch is so fucking dead, g@yhoole and his own vols are now on cuckchan /v/ accusing others of being "Zach". Lol

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Elaine Miller / Failcow / 764 Groomistress Unironic Ralphamale 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:30:05 ID: b244b6 No.247952 [Reply]
If you're here, she needs no introduction but she certainly needs her own thread since she's gone beyond a sektur gnat to full blown defender of an international child abuse ring. When TheTheGatorGamerGamer said she'd become a sektur focal point, it wasn't a compliment.
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>>250168 trollcow rizz & icon levels off the charts
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love lainey wish she'd stream more on youtube or try rumble or kick
>>250171 Damn. I will salute her by masturbating tonight.
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Trollcow exudes attention grabbing style and class, she was born to be an influencer.
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>>250183 There's a good variety and grasp of aesthetics in her selfies, the real instincts of a model.

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wizchan and the like Anonymous 09/26/2019 (Thu) 16:03:36 No.9055 [Reply] [Last]
This is how global mod of wizchan looks like.
He powertrips through his own userbase, telling that women are good, and just wearing a chastity ring should keep you virgin. He's a frequent troll of his own userbase, he brags about bans and warnings publically on his channels. Known to be breaking all the rules of his own site, and what he implies to others - he is usually guilty of it much more instead. Like, when 8chan was still around, he was ranting about how bad it is. It didn't stop him from using the site for his own gain (getting free stuff from a giveaway on /v/ for example, and thanking everyone there) and then telling how bad that rotten shithole of a site 8chan is.
IRL he leeches of his sister and mother who give him lots of money and free time. He is a heavy drug addict, likes GAMERGATEs, and likes to establish connections with females in front of his userbase only to tell later that he's been on vacation/drugged/attended funeral.
He's also into anime which he watches with his bros online, with other chads, and IRL.
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>>249777 it's a good thing they can't poison any more kids after that based wizard fucked with their discord. They now rot alone like the miserable fucktards they are, being anti fun nigg ers and posturing while socializing online bickers they crave socialization daily like the failed normalfags that they are.
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Himna was having sex while lying about being a wiz on wizcord. He did not just have sex with random girls but also had camsex with other girls and even guys he met online. He also invited women to private group chats where he was with Soulkius. Soulkius told me this and begged me not to tell anyone especially not Rodyar. He knew for a long time that Himna was a sexhaver, being so close to him and one of his best friends. I said that I wouldn't but now that they're both gone it makes no sense to keep this information secret. Soulkius died a virgin, he never even got that school diploma he was preparing for. He did not find a reason. He was depressed. I remember him saying there was no point in studying or pursuing a normal life bickers he found no motivation to do so and very little reward. His brain was defective and couldn't produce happiness, he couldn't feel cocksment he did not want to do anything at one point, that isn't healthy and neither does it confirm any pessimistic belief. I could not have helped him at the time. He was deeply sick and even bothered that he was balding. He suffered as well from extreme loneliness. Life is unfair like that, the virgin dies deprived, without having experienced love and a gf and romantic life, no status at all, not even from his peers after losing his reputation even in an insignificant little and confined space on the www, he is but another user that will be forgotten after all while the lying nonvirgin is still having sex and enjoying life, has friends, a family, and will continue to live on and probably plans to reproduce to have a legacy the takeaway from this? Take the words of normalfags lightly, even when they affirm that life is hell, their life is nothing of the sort. They cannot relate to you. It is in a way better to be alone than to spend your time with poisonous snakes. Do not end your lives. Cherish your spirit. As above so below.

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EDEN LEAKS Unironic Ralphamale 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:35:50 ID: ab8beb No.186357 [Reply] [Last]
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the greatest leak in the history of the webring: THE EDEN ALTMEYER LEAK. Eden Altmeyer (you know him as Eden, and he goes by the name Gourmet on Matrix in 8moe /v/'s secret server) is an absolute scourge of the webring. Currently he is working under Mark on 8moe to mod cake/v/ and is guilty of pretty much nonstop spamming and fucking with the webring, primarily sleepychan. Today is the day it comes to an end. I will start with a dox that connects Gourmet (Matrix name, good friend of Mark, ringleader of a secret cabal on 8moe) with his old, similar alias of Gourmet Newell. From there, we will find that he has been using his real name (Eden) on the webring. With his piss poor opsec, we will achieve a full dox. The next leaks I plan to share are Eden Altmeyer's involvement in a secret 8moe cabal along others who plague the webring. Please enjoy this leak at the expense of the 8moe G​AMERGATEs which will provide a unique inner look at how Eden functions in secret.
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>>187152 second. Looks like underage are trying to 1up their mods from all of those garbage imageboards with many sikrit chats attached to them.
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You forgot to mention the 8moe flew out of the webring with looping for resurrecting /hebe/ of all things.
>>245257 >defending 8pedos kys and leave.
>>245426 John is actively posting and coping hard in here now. He defends himself, defends his friends and etc. Essayfag and Eden won.
Zzzchan is dead, barely gets any posts, average of 6 daily users and 2PPH, and all those posts are lolispamming. Eden won. Dolphin won.

Toad 07/08/2021 (Thu) 22:25:43 ID: a54f57 No.108934 [Reply] [Last]
I'd like you to meet Sean Walker a furry fag who waged a war against wignats with the help of Joachim Hoch, underwater Alex Jones and others, (after being scorned) yet he considers /cow/ to be minor league compared to the mighty foxdick farms. Maybe it's due to his chris chan obsession, video related when he first met cwc. https://youtu.be/gl0CTbcx_3o This lad has made himself a voice of foxdick farms, cause what could go wrong with that? >he should've asked his hero Toad McKinley https://9chan.tw/cow2/thread/1390 /https://archive.fo/EkMv0 Hes made videos on mad Thad , randy stair and aims to do a documentary on Tommy Tooter that is when he's done with his Syria documentary. in his time at weeb wars he made some enemies who tried to dox one of his accounts on foxdick farms https://disqus.com/by/logaG​AMERGATE / https://archive.fo/TOw0Z dox courtesy of Lillie-jean facebook: archive: ( https://archive.fo/9cbFQ / https://m.facebook.com/people/Sean-Walker/100010584785033 youtube: archive: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm5Ro-I1ANPDJE7L97TUuIA / https://archive.fo/Mxkwn (twitter doesn't exist anymore, name links it together.)(archive) (https://twitter.com/wct_wildcat?lang=en/ / https://archive.fo/epuJj )

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DMs leak with Sriracha (?), ex Гунт alogs from foxdickfarms Shin is sean
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Sean is Ryan
>yet he considers /cow/ to be minor league compared to the mighty foxdick farms. He's right you know, this place is dead without Gym shilling.
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>>249426 >chris chan fucking his mom is now an e-clique which excludes elaine
Still tranny chasing I see

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Fuzhou the Buttergolem/Buttermunculus/Hapabutter/Butterboy Toad 08/30/2021 (Mon) 19:24:05 No.117126 [Reply] [Last]
Have (you) ever wondered what it would be like when it got to the point that Dominic Vanner of all cows would have his own a-log, a freakish abomination of soy and butter that was worse than him in almost every respect? The pathetic golem of butter, Fuzhou, has finally fulfilled that role and exceeded expectations in every way possible. Fuz is a julaytoasted grifter trying to pick up the crumbs left by Jewsh Moon, his views are fat single ladies into internet drama, those being 95% of his views. Like a lot of drama grifters, Fuz is a lolcow by his own right thanks to his personal life and the humiliation he went online. Being a spineless golem, Fuz make two hours streams reading foxdickfarms threads or wikipedia to get his "cocks" hoping to make some money to buy sex toys to his Onlyfans "girlfriend", more weed and funko pops for himself and finally have money enough to leave his parents house in his middle 20's. But Fuz channel is far from being interesting or the focus to his alogs. Even though he's a black hole of humor, Fuz has become a fun figure to watch and debate bickers of his own dramas, failures and actions, catching the attention of certain groups and even ecelebs. At first glance, Fuzhou appears to be just an unfunny grifter with zero talent and is seen as just one of so many julaytoasted wannabie Mister Metokurs clones that have plagued this side of the internet in recent years. But a deep look, penetrating the layer of fat and boredom that surrounds him reveals a soulless automaton, but able to feel at some level a certain self hate for himself and for the world. In a philosophical way, he is able to become interesting. Do Golems dream of butter sheep? Is Fuz a sample of what the kikes want for the future? Maybe he's the next step of the mankind, the future nu-male, Homo Consumat Butyrum. Vaxxed, cucked, only caring about consooming and extremely submissive. A ruined and terrible form of life, a Butter Golem. Clips of Fuzhou for (you)r consideration: Fuzhou Getting btfo'd by Dominic Vanner: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=e7LSOZ7Rq0w https://yewtu.be/watch?v=9p3HyPXixrE On1yfans Buttercaust: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=W_wJ-0HxBVc

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>>235945 He is on suicide watch for decades now.
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>>222562 Fuzhou has a massive inferiority complex, so he likes to dunk on people that in his mind he is superior to, such as Britbong and Joey. Reality does not factor into the thought process. Sad really.
>>236900 I mean, anyone is superior to Britbong and Joey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjf_X7gWsKc&t=5404s Fuzhou had his first stream in almost a year, just him talking about Fishtank and jcaesar187
Fuzhou hasn't changed at all. Just the other day I came across his name appearing as patreon of other ecelebs. I don't doubt that he still gives money to onlyfans trannies and fatwhales. Apart from that, he tried to distance himself from Empty's community, but he's still addicted to foxdickfarms and butter.

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Toad 06/18/2021 (Fri) 09:32:25 ID: b728c5 No.106507 [Reply] [Last]
Where's the Britbong / Manly Tears / Neet Live Matters / Gay Babby / Mr PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD / Domonic Vanner / thread?
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>>248726 lol are you pretending to be fuzhou tp get him and britboing to fight? lol pathetic kys /cow/ is dead btw, foxdickfarms won
Fuzhou hasn't changed at all. Just the other day I came across his name appearing as patreon of other ecelebs. I don't doubt that he still gives money to onlyfans trannies and fatwhales. Apart from that, he tried to distance himself from Empty's community, but he's still addicted to foxdickfarms and butter.

Ashton Parks, the obese Mister Metokur fanboy and Christian larper Anonymous 05/29/2020 (Fri) 03:04:24 No.58308 [Reply] [Last]
Ashton Parks is an obese canadian who first tried to gain online fame as a conservative zoomer, after failing to get attention that way he tried to focus on internet drama and get attention by attacking low hang fruits like jcaesar187 on Stream.me and then on Youtube on his channel PeoplesPopularPress. Being an obese hypocrite and ironybro he show up his own butthole on a live stream to trying to get more attention of jcaesar187 and his haters. Since then he is trying to use /cow/ culture and people invested on all this drama to get views and constantly brag about his numbers and having fans who love him for being an obese tard with a High vocabulary. Oddly enough, he never miss an opportunity to hold attention and make friends with other e-celebs, including extreme left wing figures like Kraut n Tea and not whites scammers like Coach Red Pill and Josh Moon, [all threed are jews], which seems strange from a right-wing white nationalist.
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>>246002 what is going on? Last time i saw a tvch figure seething at paypaypay it was esoAnon
>>246009 was the fags from the Guntstream
>>246040 names? was it wrist the homeless crossdresser bbc lover? who?
>>246044 yeah the drunk wrist guy, that was on a stream a couple months back on gayholes channel, said he was going to kill him and was talking about doing meth as well
TheTheGatorGamerGamer won nice thread, very embarrassing!

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