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Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace now Alogsspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Register_your_nickname https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=VHost 4. https://alogs.space/ is the main domain name, https://julay.world also redirects there
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>Legion is back

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Nuzach / Pedochu / Niggerchu / Eric Unironic Ralphamale 09/02/2022 (Fri) 01:02:27 ID: 32497c No.170550 [Reply] [Last]
Nuzach once enjoyed the prime-time bloodsports even before jcaesar187's downfall at the hands of the Гунт with by far the most stupid reasons to lose one's mind for; a good deal of 8ch veterans kept enjoying his seething about alogs until this day. But not nuzach, he was too much of a trailer trash white G​AMERGATE himself to laugh at a lolcow proper and enjoy the show. But most importantly, he was a ni/gg/er at heart. He didn't luck out with the /cow/ userbase that repeatedly mocked his inclinations to waste time playing cuckeogooms and to want to fuck children. Neither did he luck out with the administration, and his buddy John was ousted and the ni/gg/er-infested cancer known as /v/ removed from my jewish mother. As a result of my jewish mother cracking down on pedos, he lost 90% of his remaining sanity. To get told to "go and make your own site if you want to jack it to children" was the straw that broke this buck's back. As a result all his pedo buddies, those parasitic cliques that had already lost 60% of their numbers when TheGatorGamer got rid of /hebe/ and other boards, were left without a host again. Some went to KC, others were scattered in the wind forever. Enter zzzchan, a pretty rulecucked site existing pretty much solely for the ni/gg/er pedos to play smash and jerk off to kids, where the mere suggestion that loli is pedophilic earns the poster a ban. Even the few boards that wanted none of that were eventually infested. Nuzach now spends his days seething on zzzchan about the alogs and tvch, sometimes going to those sites to seethe at the moderation and screech at "/cow/kikes" and Anita. Nuzach is definitely the main individual lolcow of the webring, the juciest one among the collective lolcow that the ni/gg/ers from zzzchan are. Banned from every board that isn't ran by pedos, he says the "/cow/kike moderation" and "feminists" are at fault for him getting banned from every place he goes to. No, it couldn't be the precious Eric, he's too good to be fairly banned.
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After being low energy, Nuzach is totally back on! Samefagging one post after the other, this is how you win, astroturf almost four posts on a roll!
>>176599 You are mentally ill.
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>>176625 >/cow/kikes are 9-5 STEM bros You're a basement dweller or warehouse retail worker at best. You're definitely 30 something virgins with mental health problems. Take your meds, schizo.
>>176658 >>176659 >nuzach projection

JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include: Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread Endless Thread 9 Gunt Thread Based Isabella Worship Thread We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being. Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella. Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled. Links, Information and Lore: Full Timeline

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>>176703 Surfer pearlclultching over Shaggy calling that autistic guy's parole officer was the biggets bitch move. After that Surfer spent the next few hours talking about Dj Axl's prostate and him & Shaggy pressing their anuses together. It was the weirdest gayest spergout and was very confusing until I remembered he's ethnically jewish.
>>176705 >>176706 grossly is a sweaty gamer or at best a sweaty gamer enabler so how does that make him any better than surfer in the context of what you have just said (((anon)))? Or should I say discordspic.
>>176703 didn't surfer said once he used to be a bifag back in his teenager days? also once while drunk on one of the old P P P streams for only 40 views back in his second youtube channel Surfer said something about when he was smoking weed with some guys in the woods everyone took their dicks out and did a literal dick measurement competition and everyone had a bigger dick than him, including the tall native-american guy and the youngest kid
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>>176708 Yeah I remember that too!
>>176707 I never mentioned Grossly once I dont even know who that is.

Foxdick thread Anonymous 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:06:15 ID: 2da837 No.6332 [Reply] [Last]
Current order of business is the recent hacking of poor Jewshyboy.
Don't forget to archive EVERYTHING

>a.k.a Null. This person runs a website called Kiwi Farms that is dedicated to doxxing, harassing, and gossiping about mentally ill and eccentric individuals deemed "lolcows". But ironically or perhaps not so ironically, he fits the definition of an lolcow himself due to his rather sordid online (and real life) history.
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THE QUEEN OF foxdickfarms IS BACK https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUi6-1Qz82Q
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Hey faggots. Seeing as Jewsh permanently locked out about half of his users' accounts, I'm thinking it may be time for a new competitor. Is there any interest in making Foxdick Farms real?
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>>176633 go promote your honeypot elsewhere
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>>176634 Dark web sites physically cannot into logging IP addresses, lol. That's why people use dark web. Go play with Tor (normie n00b dark web) for a few days and stop being a dumb G​AMERGATE.
>>176633 >>176636 There are ways of tracking people on tor and i2p, be it far harder, so I see why anon >>176634 is skeptical since anything shilled on imageboards seems to glow one way or another.

Ashton Parks, the obese Mister Metokur fanboy and Christian larper Anonymous 05/29/2020 (Fri) 03:04:24 No.58308 [Reply] [Last]
Ashton Parks is an obese canadian who first tried to gain online fame as a conservative zoomer, after failing to get attention that way he tried to focus on internet drama and get attention by attacking low hang fruits like jcaesar187 on Stream.me and then on Youtube on his channel PeoplesPopularPress. Being an obese hypocrite and ironybro he show up his own butthole on a live stream to trying to get more attention of jcaesar187 and his haters. Since then he is trying to use /cow/ culture and people invested on all this drama to get views and constantly brag about his numbers and having fans who love him for being an obese tard with a High vocabulary. Oddly enough, he never miss an opportunity to hold attention and make friends with other e-celebs, including extreme left wing figures like Kraut n Tea and not whites scammers like Coach Red Pill and Josh Moon, [all threed are jews], which seems strange from a right-wing white nationalist.
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Assthon Parks is a faggot who love to hang out with discord subhumans like EarJuice, KoP and Perspic Assthon Parks lied about his height.
>>169582 TheGatorGamer is 6,1ft at best
Old and shitty meme, but aged like wine.
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>>176492 Yes I remember when this was first posted, and it still is true to this day.

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cramberry Unironic Ralphamale 09/27/2022 (Tue) 14:34:59 ID: 611d2e No.175939 [Reply]
cramberry is a discord tranny who is responsible for spamming the 4chan ms /co/ and emmy the robot threads with oppai loli porn. he also relentlessly harassed random discord users and artists for refusing his pedophilic requests.
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It's the same neet tranny who used to hang out on BYS streams with LeoPirate, Ancapistan, StonedMexicanGuy and Diogenes??? he used to be a fat thing like this too
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>>175960 Literally anything backing up said claims, among other things like how am I supposed to harass them with this shitty an OP dude?
>>175975 hes been b& from all the relevant discords but if you go through the 4chan archive youll see his oppai loli spam in the emmy the robot threads
>>176341 >discord And you faggots try to call me gay
Literally another emojitroon persona, get it together faggot

Gahoole2/Patrick Nelson Toad 08/15/2021 (Sun) 04:12:35 No.114821 [Reply] [Last]
The Ogre who >we all enjoy from time to time, know by name or like the spent some time watching japonese wrestling In recent months his life story has been developing, from a small Youtuber and BO of /tv/, now he's a lolcow in the claws of foxdickfarms trannies. Tranks to his streams with Ashton Parks and Earwinson, he has gained some fame among a new group that is more than happy to enable his depression and bad habits and will eventually help him into become a left-wing Ogre or tranny himself, like his sister brother. His youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCba0Ep0yWSBnfZj1IDdUKpQ/videos
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>>175389 Wtf are u talking about, I only started posting for like a week, haven't posted for months prior
>This thread Hahahaha. Ah you guys are swimming in the kiddy pool. Why doesn't anyone ask if Patrick dropped out of University bickers of the rape allegation? Or... Why Is Patrick friends with verifiable sweaty gamers but also goes around accusing people that he's in disagreements with of being sweaty gamers? Or Did the feds keep his computer bickers they found out he was an 8chan mod and wanted access to his contact list? Or... Why is it that every single 'normal' youtube personality that becomes involved with 'Gahoole' quickly moves on and disavows him publicly? What is it about Patrick that makes other people not want to associate with him on a professional level? Or... Why did Patrick spam his own website with his own memes, attacking his board owners personal threads with his 'oc'? Or... Actually it goes on and on and on. He's a shifty one, this Patrick. Ask him why he gets uncomfortable around little girls and watch him stutter (There's pictures out there, he's been jerking it to anime loli and doesn't like to be reminded...)
>>175874 Good post, bro, what about packing it and sending on discord to Bryan Dunn
https://archive.ph/3swWy nuzach and emojitroon circle jerking each other on nuzach thread

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Fuzhou the Buttergolem/Buttermunculus/Hapabutter/Butterboy Toad 08/30/2021 (Mon) 19:24:05 No.117126 [Reply] [Last]
Have (you) ever wondered what it would be like when it got to the point that Dominic Vanner of all cows would have his own a-log, a freakish abomination of soy and butter that was worse than him in almost every respect? The pathetic golem of butter, Fuzhou, has finally fulfilled that role and exceeded expectations in every way possible. Fuz is a julaytoasted grifter trying to pick up the crumbs left by Jewsh Moon, his views are fat single ladies into internet drama, those being 95% of his views. Like a lot of drama grifters, Fuz is a lolcow by his own right thanks to his personal life and the humiliation he went online. Being a spineless golem, Fuz make two hours streams reading foxdickfarms threads or wikipedia to get his "cocks" hoping to make some money to buy sex toys to his Onlyfans "girlfriend", more weed and funko pops for himself and finally have money enough to leave his parents house in his middle 20's. But Fuz channel is far from being interesting or the focus to his alogs. Even though he's a black hole of humor, Fuz has become a fun figure to watch and debate bickers of his own dramas, failures and actions, catching the attention of certain groups and even ecelebs. At first glance, Fuzhou appears to be just an unfunny grifter with zero talent and is seen as just one of so many julaytoasted wannabie Mister Metokurs clones that have plagued this side of the internet in recent years. But a deep look, penetrating the layer of fat and boredom that surrounds him reveals a soulless automaton, but able to feel at some level a certain self hate for himself and for the world. In a philosophical way, he is able to become interesting. Do Golems dream of butter sheep? Is Fuz a sample of what the kikes want for the future? Maybe he's the next step of the mankind, the future nu-male, Homo Consumat Butyrum. Vaxxed, cucked, only caring about consooming and extremely submissive. A ruined and terrible form of life, a Butter Golem. Clips of Fuzhou for (you)r consideration: Fuzhou Getting btfo'd by Dominic Vanner: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=e7LSOZ7Rq0w https://yewtu.be/watch?v=9p3HyPXixrE On1yfans Buttercaust: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=W_wJ-0HxBVc

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>>174050 <past story with Keffals? lmao, i knew about Fuzhou hanging out with lots of ecelebs trannies, but i thought he was playing when he talked about chatting with Keffals back in 2020, did the butterfag gave money to her or helped her for free?
>>174050 >>175122 fuz banned me from his server when I asked about Keffals and now he's jannying his entire server deleting anything related to "her"
>>175498 >ButterGolem kneeling to the troon
>>175501 fuz kneel to lots of trannies before, especially eceleb ones, he's probably mad about his dear Keffals stealing his cocks and also afraid about people figured out about he simping for her years ago
>>172332 >>174050 >>174829 >>175122 >>175498 >>175501 Fuz is still afraid that more people will find out about the existence of this thread, the lad sperg out whatever this place is mentioned or about anything negative about it, two years ago the Butterboy was less aggressive and angry and yes, he used to be "close" to Keffals, in the same way that he has always been "close" to other e-celebs, by that I mean Fuz has tried to get closer with different degrees of success and recognition, it keeps cleaning up as much as possible anything about the past on discord, reporting accs, servers, etc.

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Toad 06/18/2021 (Fri) 09:32:25 ID: b728c5 No.106507 [Reply] [Last]
Where's the Britbong / Manly Tears / Neet Live Matters / Gay Babby / Mr PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON&apos;T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD / Domonic Vanner / thread?
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>>175747 I think his youtube channels got banned again even tho he had four or five socks accs the funny part is, he actually was making more money and views than Emptyhero and fuzhou before it happened also, he sperg out on me once after i talked about /cow/ board "i dont care, i hate that guys, i don't care"
Is he still transitioning?
Last I checked dominic he was streaming to a couple hundred on goydsee and hat an "open" discord that you couldn't get into and less you payed, also he was bullying butterman fuzhou.
>>175985 No, otherwise I would have sex with him and Fuzhou would start to like and respect him.

Brandon robert kelley Toad 11/09/2021 (Tue) 21:30:39 ID: 48d6df No.124417 [Reply]
Brandon robert kelley is a deranged pedophile who destroys imageboards by endlessly spamming cp.
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Brandon lost
>>124417 [redText] test [/redText]
Where have foggot and the herd relocated?
>>124543 Esoteric and old NuZach post
>>172920 It's all over now

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