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JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include: Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread Endless Thread 9 Gunt Thread Based Isabella Worship Thread We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being. Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella. Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled. Links, Information and Lore: Full Timeline

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on to an even bigger scam I guess

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Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace now Alogsspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Register_your_nickname https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=VHost 4. https://alogs.space/ is the main domain name, https://julay.world also redirects there
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Hey, whoever made that "PLEASE REPORT ME" post in the last hour or 2, kindly off yourself.

KampungBoy/Yeop Unironic Ralphamale 06/30/2026 (Tue) 23:00:46 ID: 1c1b6c No.288527 [Reply] [Last]
J0sh Moon's number one gay-log, yapper.
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Why does everyone think everyone is Daniel. Niggers get a life. Seething at Daniel won't remove your asshole from the Internet.
>>289475 What even happened between Peelame and Daniel for her to seethe about him constantly? Also same for him.
>>289475 >>289476 Seems to trigger you as much as it does him, so I think I'll keep up with the Daniel accusations. <What even happened between Peelame and Daniel Weeeeelll...
Kind of weird that she managed to groom a man twice her age into cutting himself, ngl.
Peelame Miller dingleberries pearl clutching about why Jösh Möon had to make it harder for retards to spam the site with CP and animal gore after they spent months spamming the site with CP and animal gore. Really is quite insidious isn't it, the tactics these people who insist they are "the good guys" have to resort to, hmmm. Will continue to flag you all down btw, did you enjoy your week long break, Yeop? I know you're still working with Peelame so you and your friends will continue to get it. You can blame Jösh Möon all you want but you know exactly that you're getting flagged for your association with 764, a child sextortion terrorist group.

Elaine Miller / Trollcow Season 7 Unironic Ralphamale 06/12/2026 (Fri) 05:45:01 ID: 43958b No.287947 [Reply] [Last]
Face Transplant Edition
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scho.oler = nu.zach? So many odd filters. Bet admin has a list of 100s of them.
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If Fong really wants to do something useful, he should pressure the useless fuckwads at Cloudflare to drop Twitter and all of Elon Musk's other sites. Not be fucking around chasing Elame's faildoxes. Since that's something no one else seems to have mastered, pressuring executives on the phone. Or just keep fucking around; I don't really care that much. Maybe I'll pretend you're a girl bro if that you do it and succeed and if that makes you happy, dude. I know I'm such an asshole and a little bit of a hypocrite. But at least I wouldn't care out the inside of my dick and try to turn it into an innie, Mr. Fong-Jones. Hope y'all enjoyed that rant and lols were had at cows or whatever you do, when you're not working. Easier to rant at someone... Well, I've never met Fong ackshually. Barely know the guy. Can't even power level about this.
<As a man... you're a faggot Not that KFag you're responding to, that I stole the pic from, but you're just not that attractive. At all. Tough luck. ¯\_ (ツ)_/¯
Constructive suggestion: Try brushing your zoomertard fucking teeth before they all rot out. Keep on top of that shit. Fucking idiot.
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>Pic: Totally my vibe right now. I HATE, HATE E-laine. Fuck Elame with a tire iron. No, don't do that actually. Anyway kill yourself Elame and talk to you again next week, bye.

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Elon Musk billionaire lolcow thread Grak 05/14/2026 (Thu) 13:02:39 ID: 0f70d6 No.286577 [Reply] [Last]
<universal high income ($3,000/month adults; $3,000/month per minor paid to parents), paid to everyone in the U.S. including non‑citizens, with all federal taxes and active tariffs abolished >Bottom line: the program would produce a huge short‑term cash windfall for individuals but create an unprecedented fiscal hole (~$15–20T/year beyond current deficits), destabilize markets and the currency, and trigger political and institutional crises that would likely force reversal or catastrophic inflation. Elon Musk is a genius! 🤡
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Going to just start treating people who still use Twitter in current user as guilty until proven innocent. Twitter user? Check. Pedo? Check. Criminal? Check. On illegal drugs? Check. It's the only way to start cleaning up the problem.
In relatively more important subjects that homeless felons and other such scum don't cover, I can confirm that the billionaire fraudster piece of shit is back to not moderating illegal cocks again. Why the EU hasn't slapped him with a few $100 billion dollar fines and not banned Xhitter by now is a mystery. Even that would not be doing enough.
*and yes I said c.ontent, Jew admin has a fixation on penises, especially black ones
Maybe it's not fair to admin to compare him to someone like Musk though, who is an actual Jew. While I'm only assuming Robi is Jewish. But whatever.
Robi is just a poorer and less successful bargain bin version of Musk, now that I think about it. Both are garbage and both jack off to robots.

Unironic Ralphamale 04/28/2023 (Fri) 15:11:10 ID: 25859c No.204629 [Reply] [Last]
Emojitroon is very active on 4chan, beside being a gay in other boards he's shilling tvch while larping as Yakuza That fucking faggot has been shilling troons for like 5 years on /pol/ what the fuck is wrong with him
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I still have no clue what a Nüzach is, or what an Old Zäch is, or what an emojitroön is, or who Ramon is, is it also a goblinpedo? Or what Gahöole has to do with all of it
>>284284 >I still have no clue what a Nüzach is He's some autistic who spams the same screenshot every day in this thread for the past 2 years.
>>288093 While you're coming here every day to post this, I'm having another child with wife and I've bought a country house. Lmao!
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>>288118 You came in a latin man in a wig's ass and bought a tent from walmart to go be homeless with him in? Good job bud. You killed it

Daniel Lopez / Chemo / Cancer ♥ Season 2 Unironic Ralphamale 05/12/2026 (Tue) 00:15:16 ID: 05074f No.286403 [Reply] [Last]
This board's resident loony.
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>>289722 >>289718 >>289717 >>289683 >>289682 >>289679 >>289678 >>289677 >>289673 >>289660 >>289656 >>289654 Daniel Lopez is the only person who posts here, kill yourself
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Homeless felon drug dealer who cuts his legs and simps for pedos is an expert on reality or something.
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>289749 (You)

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/cow/ mod gets doxed, whole board is kiked Anonymous 11/11/2019 (Mon) 23:19:36 ID: 9ba07f No.17532 [Reply] [Last]
https://imgur.com/a/hCBma5q
https://imgur.com/a/hCBma5q

Jonathan Tyler Elliott aka JEWS #8chan/#8kun | 1841 CENTRAL PARK AVE APT 16M YONKERS, NY 10710-2921 cellphone 646-335-2756
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>>19462 >The only threatening thing about half the people who post here is the idea of getting trapped into a prolonged conversation with one of them. Based >>288915 Please don't mention that tranny fucking mess again, it will come back to defend its honor. But that's enough about Daniel Lopez.
>>288934 Oopsie poopsies got my trip codes mixed up
>>288932 You mean bickers jan jan has to clean up CP spammers every day on the board? But I don't think he's currently the one jannying. Correct me if I'm wrong on that.
I've become convinced that JEWS was right about Daniel Lopez. Dan is worse than the people he A-logs.
>>289741 That'd be impressive

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NULL (possibly(hopefully)) OUTED AS TRANS Toad 08/18/2021 (Wed) 01:13:50 ID: ab0c6b No.115132 [Reply] [Last]
NULL POSTING AS TRANS ON /LGBT/ i dont care if its real or not really i just find it insanely funny https://archived.moe/lgbt/thread/21737762/#21743825
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The number 850-530-7315 is from Pace Florida The current owner has set a misleading custom CNAM of "Pensacola Fl" to throw people off with their caller ID. The old number xxx-7183 had a CNAM of PENSACOLA FL, was in fact from Pensacola FL. (He wants you to think he's in Pensacola.)
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>>289724 Could he make it anymore obvious?
Why does Null associate with, support and allow banned felons who are pedo.phile simps to run free on his forum? Oh wait, answered my own question in the last part of its sentence.
Not that Robi is much better ofc but at least he pretends not to be personally invested in his board
Also Robi created his own website while Null did not, now that I think about it.

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Naught / Toad / CPU Bismuth Heart / anameisaname / ANoN LLC / nitto / nanashi Unironic Ralphamale 08/08/2025 (Fri) 22:03:02 ID: e67075 No.272060 [Reply] [Last]
Naught is a habitually lying 32 year old autistic cross-dressing tranny chasing hapa(quarter japanese) incel nazi larper who's gained long time infamy within the Chris Chan community, more recently gaining attention on Lolcow.org for his low quality OPs, taking massive :l:s to lolcows, making an ass out of himself and failing in every increasingly embarrassing fashion. Naught is the leader of the Chris Chan white knight group named "The Watchmen", with a known obsession for an anime game known as the "Touhou Project", along with being a noted fan of Ernst Rohm and obsessed with /cow/ lore. Naught, although being a Neo-Nazi with ties to accelerationist streamer Patrick Siegeman, has a liking for trannies on Discord, and has been ridiculed for using his 3 sock accounts (which he shared with other Watchmen) to give himself positive ratings whenever anybody criticizes him for his subpar OPs. Naught is known for his prevalence as a janitor across nazi discord communities and his tendency to make multiple accounts to give positive ratings to as to astroturf the response. Background​ Since his days in his California high school, Naught has been heavily active on the image board 4chan, 8chan, and later 9chan, and involved with CWC-related activities in which he used to troll Chris before eventually becoming his white knight throughout the Mid 2010s. Naught started off far more in a libertarian mindset as was popular at the time on /pol/, slowly turning towards national socialism as the culture changed. While he wasn’t protecting his princess Chris, Naught would be a guest on a series of Far-Right accelerationist streams hosted by Patrick Siegeman known as “WaffenHaus” where he, Pat, and others would sperg about how Jews were the root of every problem, James Mason was a prophet for writing Siege, and advocating for terrorism as a solution to saving the White race from the Great Replacement as expressed by Brenton Tarrant. You can't hear him very well, but he's in this call to Chris from 2010 in a group related to Clyde Cash. https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=203&v=1VaxdAa87Bo Besides being on foxdick farms and the Chan imageboards, Naught has also been active on the messaging platform Telegram throughout 2020 where he would extensively promote his own threads and posts from foxdick farms on either Tard Wars, Witness Blacklist, or Nanashi Unashii. Sexual Orientation​ In April, Naught hinted at his sexual orientation as he talked about wanting to be a Touhou Anime Girl, along with posting a screenshot that revealed him to be more Homosexual than either Bi or Straight. In the past Naught has shared pictures of his e-"gf"s with fellow Watchmen, which would imply a cuckolding fetish. In a thread that was meant to be a shitpost about him, Naught did talk about flirting with OP. Later this was confirmed to be real by :opeed: Please do NOT call @naught a raving homosexual, it hurts his feelings.

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hes dating a little hapa boy right now at THIS VERY MOMENT@!@!!!!
>>289648 Nontent but if anyone cares you should visit through a VM, I'm a fan of this one https://www.browserling.com/virtual-browser
>>289653 I'm a fan of you sticking a loaded shotgun in your mouth and pulling the trigger.
Not clicking on any of these links, n!ggers

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