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JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include: Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread Endless Thread 9 Gunt Thread Based Isabella Worship Thread We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being. Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella. Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled. Links, Information and Lore: Full Timeline

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>>258329 sven was into the sektur during its prime I am pretty sure

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Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace now Alogsspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Register_your_nickname https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=VHost 4. https://alogs.space/ is the main domain name, https://julay.world also redirects there
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>>258099 it probably got caught in the nuzach crossfire

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Nastassia Ponomarenko Anonymous 10/06/2019 (Sun) 09:06:57 ID: 656597 No.10914 [Reply] [Last]
YouTuber Exposes Nastassia Ponomarenko sextape and gets harassed by fans!

https://m.spankbang.com/2tdk8/video/00100111100
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Hey, Jannie. I know you are from tvch. I know Robi abandoned the site. I'll find you.
>>242893 lol nuzach mad af
Yakuzapedo and Nuzach got PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD'd by essayfag and Emojitroon
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Nuzach General #2 Unironic Ralphamale 09/26/2024 (Thu) 23:17:39 ID: da576d No.257369 [Reply] [Last]
Since the last thread Nuzach has practically made alogs his new home, dramatically increasing the amount of black dicks and cp that is posted on here bickers that's his only response when he gets assblasted on a daily basis. Old OP: Nuzach once enjoyed the prime-time bloodsports even before jcaesar187's downfall at the hands of the Гунт with by far the most stupid reasons to lose one's mind for; a good deal of 8ch veterans kept enjoying his seething about alogs until this day. But not nuzach, he was too much of a trailer trash white G​AMERGATE himself to laugh at a lolcow proper and enjoy the show. But most importantly, he was a ni/gg/er at heart. He didn't luck out with the /cow/ userbase that repeatedly mocked his inclinations to waste time playing cuckeogooms and to want to fuck children. Neither did he luck out with the administration, and his buddy John was ousted and the ni/gg/er-infested cancer known as /v/ removed from my jewish mother. As a result of my jewish mother cracking down on pedos, he lost 90% of his remaining sanity. To get told to "go and make your own site if you want to jack it to children" was the straw that broke this buck's back. As a result all his pedo buddies, those parasitic cliques that had already lost 60% of their numbers when TheTheGatorGamerGamer got rid of /hebe/ and other boards, were left without a host again. Some went to KC, others were scattered in the wind forever. Enter zzzchan, a pretty rulecucked site existing pretty much solely for the ni/gg/er pedos to play smash and jerk off to kids, where the mere suggestion that loli is pedophilic earns the poster a ban. Even the few boards that wanted none of that were eventually infested. Nuzach now spends his days seething on zzzchan about the alogs and tvch, sometimes going to those sites to seethe at the moderation and screech at "/cow/kikes" and Anita. Nuzach is definitely the main individual lolcow of the webring, the juciest one among the collective lolcow that the ni/gg/ers from zzzchan are. Banned from every board that isn't ran by pedos, he says the "/cow/kike moderation" and "feminists" are at fault for him getting banned from every place he goes to. No, it couldn't be the precious Eric, he's too good to be fairly banned.
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>>258227 I know you won't believe me, but that guy in the meta thread was not me. You're delusional and need to take your meds. You also need to leave your faggy.shitty cultural attitude at that soytranny site and lurk moar.
Certainly hypocrisy and the lack self awareness are fundamental parts of being a great lolcow that keeps delivering. From what I see he keeps repeating the same shit and seems to be unable to understand how he is so easy to be spotted and baited.
>>258236 Why do you always try to pretend it isn't you? Whats the point in lying? Is it just a part of being a jew?
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>>258236 You should accept that you are not smart, Nuzach. You're a midwit at best, but I honestly doubt you can score triple digits on an IQ test.
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>Still posting interracial porn >Still seething about the jannies and just having a "massive" small dick energy all across time and space Also he was in some thread spitting his blackpill about how only black guys or guys over 6,5ft can get pussy, and preached about his BWNO philosophy before a vol deleted his posts. But hey, he isn't a faggot lusting for black guys, that's for sure!!! The ramon"coons" are the ones obsessed with black dicks!!! Not him, the gaycel!!!

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Elaine Miller / Failcow / 764 Groomistress Unironic Ralphamale 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:30:05 ID: b244b6 No.247952 [Reply] [Last]
If you're here, she needs no introduction but she certainly needs her own thread since she's gone beyond a sektur gnat to full blown defender of an international child abuse ring. When TheTheGatorGamerGamer said she'd become a sektur focal point, it wasn't a compliment.
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TheGatorGamer's parents sold their house back in April so that likely explains why she's living in an attic in Kent.
>>258080 I’m not sold on these people being her parents Too old and their are no fotos of them together although she may have deleted that stuff as soon as she got a thread, I haven’t seen any consistent proof apart from theories
>>258160 stfu TheGatorGamer everyone knows that's her parents lmao
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>>258080 doesn't seem to be legit.
>>258179 It's from the literal government website you clown

Unironic Ralphamale 04/28/2023 (Fri) 15:11:10 ID: 25859c No.204629 [Reply] [Last]
Emojitroon is very active on 4chan, beside being a gay in other boards he's shilling tvch while larping as Yakuza That fucking faggot has been shilling troons for like 5 years on /pol/ what the fuck is wrong with him
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Emojitroon tried to kill Dup yesterday. Dup said Yakuza will be his vice president.
>>206887 mm wunderschön danke
https://lolcow.farm/meta/res/45929.html It seems that any place frequented by Emojitroon and Nuzach ends up having cp spammed and threads derailed.
Emojitroon is crazy, he himself is depressed, he is working at McDonald's. Stop being gay, Emoji, and stop trying to make other people gay. https://archive.ph/8JTB1#341764 https://archive.ph/h7QIg#152847 https://archive.ph/PFglb#152846
>>257962 Emoji said you did it, Yakuza.

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Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Unironic Ralphamale 10/04/2024 (Fri) 03:23:56 ID: f58b96 No.257810 [Reply]
Archiving some deepfakes that someone else made here since she's being persnickety
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Sorry janny, didn't realize you want this shit spoilered. Will do so going forward

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Poast Pedophile Network / PPN / poa.st / Daniel Stevens AlishaSmith##el3Ick 05/25/2023 (Thu) 16:26:58 ID: c28a2b No.209571 [Reply] [Last]
The Poast sweaty gamer network (PPN) was created by noted anti twitter user, ex 4tran janitor, and alleged crypto milionaire, anime graf mays, to host wyatt after he got banned on twitter. Wyatt used to be a fixture on the old TRS forums, and Graf on twitter tread in similar areas as a TRS clout and social media addict named borzoi. Borzoi, bootstrapped his way up the TRS clout ladder, hosted several shows, and used his lit degree to impress the TRS audience so much that he was able to get an exceeding amount of clout. Over time, borzoi began to resent twitter b/c he kept getting banned, which got in the way of his dopamine, so he grew to resent twitter. When graf started poast, borzoi shilled it on TRS really hard, meaning poast's early userbase was 1/2 RW anti twitter people, and 1/2 people who knew borzoi/were TRS people. The latter group would morph into what we call podcast race today. TRS would bring poast staples like DK (noted telegram cocks farmer, borzoi ass kisser, and white nationalist buddhist), Randbot (Sven worshipper and the person in all of this most of you are the most familiar with), Alex McNabb (noted mutant, hater of poor white people, and father of a heroin baby IIRC) and Sven. Well things were pretty good for awhile, albeit NJP/TRS would occasionally get into fights with non-supporters, culminating in a series of hellthreads prior to and when TheTheGatorGamerGamer joined poast (the 4th jimpact of TRS for the record). These would leave key moobment figures like Sven and borzoi dissillusioned with fediverse, with borzoi involved in nosegate Read about the nosegate here: https://wideboys.org/Battle_of_the_Bulging_Nose Overtime Borzoi's endless spergery slowly gains more enemies on fedi, many of whom he terms "mad-at-podcasts-race, calling something xrace being a joke from one of his podcasts. The logical response, podcast race, becomes the term de-jour for his ball fanners. Eventually the stress of "hellthreading" and having people tell you they don't like your cocks gets to Sven, who calls everyone on poast a sweaty gamer and quits (iirc, its covered in this thread), which causes Graf to unban the nose emoji, call sven and co jews and causes borzoi to private and then delete his fedi public presence. This caused the first of several major rifts in the podcast race community, the founding of mugicha (a poast refugee instance), and randbot being in an awkward situation between the two e-dads who enable his grift (sven and graft).
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>>211063 >TheGatorGamertime is the true savior of the white race I agree and concur with whichever jew wrote this, they better fear the firstfag.
>>211063 Fringe site no one has heard of named the Poast. Wake me when anyone real cares.
>>211500 Daniel has threatened to sue at least 2 of these outlets. Pretty sure he cares.
KING ESOTERIC SHAGGYISM HAS RETURNED TO CALL OUT sweaty gamer DANIEL STEVENS https://x.com/EsoShaggy/status/1840498369438863375

Gnostic Mind Train - Jewish schizo about to end himself Unironic Ralphamale 07/25/2024 (Thu) 23:29:00 ID: bfa869 No.253951 [Reply]
Here some lolcow that I'm watching and trolling for four years now. A quick summary: He's an incel jew who wishes he were a woman and constantly wants attention, but as soon as he gets it he gets nervous and starts deleting comments and threatening to delete his channel. He calls himself a spiritualist, but after being humiliated in the comments more than once, he says he's not interested in getting into debates about the spiritual. He categorically denies the existence of demons and claims to be a God, while visiting various psychologists and refusing to listen to anyone even though he thinks he needs help. I decided to create the thread in a hurry bickers I shared his channel with some people and they've been trolling him in recent videos, making him more and more paranoid and butthurt to the point where he's now claiming (as you can never believe) that he's going to delete the channel. https://archive.ph/pUwQz https://archive.is/bRbTn https://archive.is/VDz3m
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>>255956 i wonder if he is a discordfaggot, bickers he seems to stay on his phone for hours without end https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckeLmBA8EOM
Based OP for not only bringing an oldschool lolcow but also for making Jewzach/Esoshaggism seethe.
I hope you guys archive this bickers he posted three funny videos and says he is being hospitalized https://youtu.be/EBdVL6L_Au8?si=E1F9m-qWnT1pRXtn
>>256775 He is incapable of committing to anything. He says he's going to kill himself, delete his channel or go into hospital and within a few hours he's back on various social media sites wanting attention. The best way to manipulate him is to pretend to be a goth thot who love his cocks btw. https://web.archive.org/web/20240918113111/https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=KzOZEQfwJtA https://web.archive.org/web/20240918113422/https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=rmuxqp7p9R0 https://web.archive.org/web/20240918113522/https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=rkysDjwCh_E
he keeps posting more and more videos coping about being some weird loser with Low IQ

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wizchan and the like Anonymous 09/26/2019 (Thu) 16:03:36 No.9055 [Reply] [Last]
This is how global mod of wizchan looks like.
He powertrips through his own userbase, telling that women are good, and just wearing a chastity ring should keep you virgin. He's a frequent troll of his own userbase, he brags about bans and warnings publically on his channels. Known to be breaking all the rules of his own site, and what he implies to others - he is usually guilty of it much more instead. Like, when 8chan was still around, he was ranting about how bad it is. It didn't stop him from using the site for his own gain (getting free stuff from a giveaway on /v/ for example, and thanking everyone there) and then telling how bad that rotten shithole of a site 8chan is.
IRL he leeches of his sister and mother who give him lots of money and free time. He is a heavy drug addict, likes GAMERGATEs, and likes to establish connections with females in front of his userbase only to tell later that he's been on vacation/drugged/attended funeral.
He's also into anime which he watches with his bros online, with other chads, and IRL.
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https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/78433458/#q78451849 I haven't been to /r9k/ in ages and i saw this thread. I used to post here a lot and i used to be a mod on wizardchan when that was still a thing. I'm 34 and i basically got everything i wanted. >lost virginity to a virgin girl when i was 28 >finally moved out >gf'd her and eventually married her >have 1 kid >got a stable career The joke is that i'd rather go back to hanging out with my internet buddies playing games all day instead of this normal life i have now. i realized that those "miserable years" where all i did was game and talk to people on the internet were the best years of my life and i miss it more than anything.
>>254761 You either got neetbux or your family supported you. You were only able to live that way bickers of work of others. Why did you get a kid knowing how miserable life can get?
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RIP Soulkius.
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Farengar and Iyashi boast about being antihuman and antilife and prosuicide and claim it's wizardly so if you're a virgin you should want to follow that path just like Soulkius did. They're so evil and satanic they both hate life and wish harm on their parents and want to provoke suffering for others. Soulkius mother still mourns him everyday but do they care? They could have helped Kius, but they preferred to seize control over a discord server
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>>256194 Soulkius was depressed and balding so soon he'd look like his dad with the difference that he hadn't finished high school, never had a gf, never held a job, didn't hang out with friends or a social life outside discord and steam chats, his mother was bringing G​AMERGATEs into his house, an absent dad, etc. and he was 26 at the time. It was getting over for him.

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