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Welcome to /cow/ Toad 04/25/2021 (Sun) 07:01:20 ID: 2aaf77 No.101360 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome to /cow/ /cow/ is the finest corner on the underbelly of the internet to discuss lolcows, or retarded individuals chuckles that can be milked for amusement. Rules 1. New threads must have a subject and pertain to established or potential lolcows. Off-topic discussion is permitted on Fridays in >>40288 2. Don't break US laws (SSNs, CP, etc.) Board Information 1. SpacePirate closed n0chan because he was tired of paying for it. NekoArc closed 888chan because he was tired of paying for it. 8chan died as a result of the (((El Paso shooting))), Julayworld was reorganized into Alogspace now Alogsspace because Robi no longer wanted to manage as a large a website. 2. I am only managing the board in JEWS absence, in his own words "I will return when the lolcows return," should he return he shall get full control, I am not the new BO. 3. #julayworld and #/cow/ on rizon are useful places to get into contact with the sites managers https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=Register_your_nickname https://wiki.rizon.net/index.php?title=VHost 4. https://alogs.space/ is the main domain name, https://julay.world also redirects there
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>>187645 You can tell she loves him, bickers she bends her knees to make him seem taller than her

JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2 [Reply] [Last]
INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include: Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread Endless Thread 9 Gunt Thread Based Isabella Worship Thread We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being. Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella. Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled. Links, Information and Lore: Full Timeline

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>>189813 >Next time you make a claim about someone, be prepared to back it up with some evidence. You're replies are enough. >And maybe you won't look like such a bitch. You're the only one crying about it. >Or don't, and others will instantly see you are full of shit. Or I'm just giving my opinion, turbosperg, which requires only as much evidence I want to give. >Rubbish. I'm just not going to get pulled into the weeds with you on specific defs about that as I don't care. Well, if you are going to claim people are avatarfags and namefags be prepared to back it up with some evidence and maybe you won't look like such a bitch etcetcetc
>>189806 Just bickers I refuse to do a pullup video and any form of exercise videos bickers it is gay and something that belongs to /fit/ and these kinds of faggots. I am somehow an evil person that deserves the accidents and being addicted to pills, that is quite harsh but whatever, opiates aren't that bad also. At-least I know, I am not a faggot and a tranny loving faggot that wanna have sexual relations with Blaine while also being a projecting faggot that needs fwend simulators to feel special for only 30 bucks. Also have fun fishing for gay porn while pretending to be hetrosexual.
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>>189816 Dodge what? Not giving you attention all day /= dodging anything. You're not entitled to anyone's response. >>189817 Google Sperg Translation: I still have 0 evidence the guy is mentally ill. Yawn. Also, posting the same pictures over and over again all day is a form of avatarfagging. And the person doing it is intentionlaly letting people know it's them. It's a way of letting people know directly who you are. >>189818 t. faggot troon. You are in constant physical pain and suffering and that is a great thing.
>>189819 Judging from both your behaviors Weakload suffers far less than you do, you show it in how you chronically lash out. I wish you didn't even know bickers you'd likely be a better person for yourself and you can't really hurt me with old pictures or calling names so why bother getting angry? I don't want you to suffer bickers I don't hate you bickers for me to hate I also have to fear, the two emotions are intrinsically tied and your fundamental lack of knowledge on how that is and how the two present is why it's so entertaining to poke you relentlessly.
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>>189820 >you chronically lash out Giving you, your own shit back to you /= lashing out. Nig, you are in this thing too responding back to me. It takes 2 to tango, fag. You are not some neutral arbiter. Most of you are the same template: You fold like a lawn chair when I give you the slightest pushback rather that let you babble all day about something uncontested. Hate and fear are 2 different emotions. They are not intrinsically linked and you can have one without the other. But your brain is marinated in HRT so maybe they are in your twisted version of reality. Also, you're a faggot snake. You regularly swap between being a jerk snake then pretending to be amicable, then back to snake mode. I don't give a damn what a mentally ill dude who thinks he's a woman has to say about just about anything.

Gahoole2/Patrick Nelson Toad 08/15/2021 (Sun) 04:12:35 No.114821 [Reply] [Last]
The Ogre who >we all enjoy from time to time, know by name or like the spent some time watching japonese wrestling In recent months his life story has been developing, from a small Youtuber and BO of /tv/, now he's a lolcow in the claws of foxdickfarms trannies. Tranks to his streams with Ashton Parks and Earwinson, he has gained some fame among a new group that is more than happy to enable his depression and bad habits and will eventually help him into become a left-wing Ogre or tranny himself, like his sister brother. His youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCba0Ep0yWSBnfZj1IDdUKpQ/videos
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>>189509 I won't post more bickers I am being blackmailed. You can contact me on my Twitter. https://mobile.twitter.com/JulietteFaye3
>>189622 That's to a locked one, if you're actually being blackmailed go to the cops and don't type that out. It's too late now and the organization who was blackmailing you had likely harvested your organs by now but fyi for next time. Don't use a picture of a cis woman that Catfishes use genius.
>>189509 >>189622 >>189638 It's just one more schizo that's fallen into Gahoole's twisted faggy gravity well. Trannies and fags get obbsessed with the idea he's their friend for some reason. Maybe it's bickers he acts gay or has a tranny sister. Probably something to do with him being tangibly associated with various pedo circles thanks to his choice of friends. Lol Gahoole went from having famous people posting on his site in wink wink nudge nudge secret style and a youtube channel that was getting a few thousand views per video to a bunch of trannies and gay kids posting faggot stuff non-stop and having to do streams with DJ Axel to stay relevant. And now Axel's trying to do to Gahoole what he did to Shaggy, it's pretty funny if you ask me.
>>189657 8chan moderation has nothing on tvch.moe. blacked.moe is better. Tvch mods have a list of ip addresses they use to build profiles on users bickers the mods are always seething for some reason. They see boogeymen everywhere, hence the "Nuzach" bullshit. Gahoole presides over all this as a beacon of epic comraderie. What a "fat" joke lol.
Reminder that /lit/ BO, TBC/Wrist, has CP saved to his computer

Foxdick thread Anonymous 09/10/2019 (Tue) 08:06:15 ID: 2da837 No.6332 [Reply] [Last]
Current order of business is the recent hacking of poor Jewshyboy.
Don't forget to archive EVERYTHING

>a.k.a Null. This person runs a website called Kiwi Farms that is dedicated to doxxing, harassing, and gossiping about mentally ill and eccentric individuals deemed "lolcows". But ironically or perhaps not so ironically, he fits the definition of an lolcow himself due to his rather sordid online (and real life) history.
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>>182139 Onionfarms was okay, certainly better than the spambots over on /robowaifu/ and that head autist ignoring all of my emails and dismissing all of my concerns until he wanted to play mindgames. "I don't give a damn about what happens on other sites" as I warn him about the discord raiders and what to look out for. Lmao Imageboards as a medium are dead with idiots like that in charge. They will always be so eager to get rid of mods who remove thread shitters but leave up the ones who will either shit his pants and do nothing or contribute to the thread shitting themselves and ban the anon reporting the spammers.
>>182234 Yeah you said it very well, it's sad compared to what it was long ago.
In recent news, infamous YouTube "chef" Jack Scalfani, a.k.a. cooking with jack, suffered a serious heart attack and stroke, and is now hospitalized, chances of recovery unknown, and now the faggots on foxdick like Adamska are gonna lose something that they can't live. While I'm pretty saddened by the prospect of Ja/ck/ dying, his loss will mean that Adamska will be the all-time shittiest cook on the Internet. Here he is negrating this post that proves me right, and is based and redpilled: https://archive.ph/0h91K. ==kill yourselves, Adamksa and AnOminous, especially you, Adamska, cuz I know your ISP is Verizon, and I can call them to find out who you are and where you live!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
>>188802 >kill yourselves, Adamksa and AnOminous, especially you, Adamska, cuz I know your ISP is Verizon, and I can call them to find out who you are and where you live!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ==kill yourselves, Adamksa and AnOminous, especially you, Adamska, cuz I know your ISP is Verizon, and I can call them to find out who you are and where you live!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka thread Unironic Ralphamale 01/26/2023 (Thu) 17:51:22 ID: 7566ae No.188638 [Reply]
Whatever happened to Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka? I heard the dude wasn't doing to well, but I'm not up on the details. >Kyanka started Something Awful several months before being forced to resign from his job at PlanetQuake for writing a derogatory website update about a fellow employee. He moved the "Cranky Steve" personality in question to the site in 1999.[4] >Originally, the site was limited mostly to personal cocks, in which Kyanka personally reviewed video games, movies, and comics which he felt were "something awful". However in later years the site grew to feature numerous writers and columnists, putting Kyanka's own writings in the minority. Kyanka is the creator of the characters Jeff K. and Cliff Yablonski, that are featured on the Something Awful site.
Kyanka put lead in Kyanka's head is what happened.
>>188638 >>188686 He killed himself after allowing a tranny to molest his children bickers he was going to be forced to pay child support.

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Nastassia Ponomarenko Anonymous 10/06/2019 (Sun) 09:06:57 ID: 656597 No.10914 [Reply] [Last]
YouTuber Exposes Nastassia Ponomarenko sextape and gets harassed by fans!

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>>178390 >>178391 >>178494 what do your BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS smell like
Donald Trump you are my lover
https://youtu.be/Mi7huMwzk5U BBCamenko said something about incels and fatass Gahoole but I don't feel like wasting time watching this stupid G​AMERGATE whore's video. Someone else do it.

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EDEN LEAKS Unironic Ralphamale 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:35:50 ID: ab8beb No.186357 [Reply]
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the greatest leak in the history of the webring: THE EDEN ALTMEYER LEAK. Eden Altmeyer (you know him as Eden, and he goes by the name Gourmet on Matrix in 8moe /v/'s secret server) is an absolute scourge of the webring. Currently he is working under Mark on 8moe to mod cake/v/ and is guilty of pretty much nonstop spamming and fucking with the webring, primarily sleepychan. Today is the day it comes to an end. I will start with a dox that connects Gourmet (Matrix name, good friend of Mark, ringleader of a secret cabal on 8moe) with his old, similar alias of Gourmet Newell. From there, we will find that he has been using his real name (Eden) on the webring. With his piss poor opsec, we will achieve a full dox. The next leaks I plan to share are Eden Altmeyer's involvement in a secret 8moe cabal along others who plague the webring. Please enjoy this leak at the expense of the 8moe G​AMERGATEs which will provide a unique inner look at how Eden functions in secret.
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Why should I care?
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>>186753 BASED Moliberry shit his pants and did nothing wrong, BASED Moliberry is an oldfag and a chad, unlike the /cattle/ that posts there This message of TRUTH has been brought to you by N​IGGERchu
>>187317 I'm 12 years old and what is this?
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>>186357 He's cute. I'll make his bussy leak if you get what I mean (anal sex).
>>187317 Kill yourself, troon.

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Kelly Wang/Mayli Thread Brian Holloman 03/11/2022 (Fri) 01:03:55 ID: bdce6c No.140503 [Reply]
>be hapa daughter of Jew Goldman Sachs VP. >get arrested for distributing weed during freshman year >muh daddy gives you a punishment >fuckyoudad.jpg >be a pornwhore for $1500 just to spite muh daddy >facialabuse >muh daddy gets wind of her porn escapades >buys the videos out of shame and DMCAs every single copy on the internet. >gets a thread on foxdickfarms bickers of this. >be associated with the likes of Killstream Гунт and Sonichu sperg. >open up YouTube channel >leave comments open How does spite and cum taste like Mayli?
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>>141667 I've read somewhere that number is a lie, 200 was just the fee if a girl decided to quit in the middle of a scene
>>152556 How could you watch your woman perform that kind of degrading porn and then kiss her?
>>183492 Just look at his face. He is either a retard who isn't capable of well thought out life decisions, or a pervert who went after her precisely bickers he knew what she did and wanted her to do it to him too. But still, the fact that she accepted him in what appears to be a normal relationship means he was most likely born into a rich, well connected family, or he somehow lucked out and got a bullshit but very well paid job, or both. This exact kind of pairing is now massively encouraged by the media bickers no matter how you slice it the woman will be the one wearing the pants in the relationship. In fact, if you go to certain corners of the internet you can find entire communities of non-white women who specifically chase after these rich soyboy types and discuss how to best fleece you through divorce settlements etc.
>>152556 The only way I would wife that up would be if she would put out for me like her porno movies fairly regularly. Otherwise she can take her born again christian bullshit right out to the street.
>>183381 >charging someone for refusing sex How the fuck is that legal? Isn't that rape?

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Imageboard Lunatics Anonymous 12/07/2019 (Sat) 04:41:47 ID: bfa008 No.22191 [Reply] [Last]
It comes as no surprise to anyone here that even fringe anonymous communities are home to lunatics and cranks, but some sites attract them more than others.

In its halcyon days from 2010-2013, Krautchan was known for serious discussions where users would talk about more than just nerdy hobbies. As intrigue in the site grew in its later years in no small part from Polandball going mainstream, shitposting greatly increased from new arrivals unaccustomed to KC's culture which consequently created a rift between new users and the old guard yearning for those days the tenor of discourse was much more serious.

Enter Ernstchan. Despite being founded back in 2010, EC was built almost exclusively for serious discussions. Moderators had a policy of zero tolerance for any frivolous discussion which included a ban on pornography. The two communities existed in uneasy harmony with users sniping at each other periodically, but it was generally considered that KC featured a far more relevant and active online community.

Then came the watershed moment: KC's sudden closure in March 2018. Der General no longer had the heart to continue running an imageboard. Without a board, Bernds were suddenly homeless and in search of a new home. The community dispersed between Kohlchan, 8ch and finally EC.

EC was determined to be the best new home for Bernds since the culture closely resembled KC in its old days. The friction between Bernds and Ernsts gradually increased with the resident EC posters quickly growing tired of their new arrivals. The feuding between the two communities continued until EC finally closed later that year and Kohlchan became the new home for Bernd.

One of these personalities to emerge during those years was a christian anarchist from the southwestern United States commonly called as Schizenu. A user on KC crested him with that name bickers his distinct posting style reminded him of Scientology leader David Miscavige.

Schizenu was perhaps best known for bombastic essay-length posts unusually caustic and incendiary in tone. He absolutely despised right-wing politics and especially users of /pol/ who he blamed for changing the tenor of imageboard culture. He would also discuss Christianity, global pedophile networks and their links to wealthy oligarchs and various heads of state, the occult, police brutality, vidya and drugs. Anyone who dared question his beliefs would soon be on the receiving end of a scathing essay-length post. As he is claimed to be a user of psychedelic drugs, many users speculated that he could very well have been damaged from prolonged use and is suffering from psychosis.

Any other users you know from their posting style who are like this? Share any/all interesting discoveries.
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Paki-chan from LCF >derails threads to talk about how bad her life in Pakistan is and how ugly Pakistani men are >hates "western/white/privileged" women out of jealousy >simps for white nazis (i.e. Varg) >posted a pic of her grandmother >posted a pic of her and her brother's hand to prove she's female >used to larp as "(c)rap-chan", a mixed black woman who hates rap, was outed by a janny >neet, says she can't work bickers she's not allowed in her culture (sucks for her but I thought I'd mention it anyway) >avatarfags with cat pics >very easy to recognize ESL typing style
>>187499 Bout time
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>>187499 She cute

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Nuzach / Pedochu / Niggerchu / Eric Unironic Ralphamale 09/02/2022 (Fri) 01:02:27 ID: 32497c No.170550 [Reply] [Last]
Nuzach once enjoyed the prime-time bloodsports even before jcaesar187's downfall at the hands of the Гунт with by far the most stupid reasons to lose one's mind for; a good deal of 8ch veterans kept enjoying his seething about alogs until this day. But not nuzach, he was too much of a trailer trash white G​AMERGATE himself to laugh at a lolcow proper and enjoy the show. But most importantly, he was a ni/gg/er at heart. He didn't luck out with the /cow/ userbase that repeatedly mocked his inclinations to waste time playing cuckeogooms and to want to fuck children. Neither did he luck out with the administration, and his buddy John was ousted and the ni/gg/er-infested cancer known as /v/ removed from my jewish mother. As a result of my jewish mother cracking down on pedos, he lost 90% of his remaining sanity. To get told to "go and make your own site if you want to jack it to children" was the straw that broke this buck's back. As a result all his pedo buddies, those parasitic cliques that had already lost 60% of their numbers when TheGatorGamer got rid of /hebe/ and other boards, were left without a host again. Some went to KC, others were scattered in the wind forever. Enter zzzchan, a pretty rulecucked site existing pretty much solely for the ni/gg/er pedos to play smash and jerk off to kids, where the mere suggestion that loli is pedophilic earns the poster a ban. Even the few boards that wanted none of that were eventually infested. Nuzach now spends his days seething on zzzchan about the alogs and tvch, sometimes going to those sites to seethe at the moderation and screech at "/cow/kikes" and Anita. Nuzach is definitely the main individual lolcow of the webring, the juciest one among the collective lolcow that the ni/gg/ers from zzzchan are. Banned from every board that isn't ran by pedos, he says the "/cow/kike moderation" and "feminists" are at fault for him getting banned from every place he goes to. No, it couldn't be the precious Eric, he's too good to be fairly banned.
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>>186199 Don't post cp screencaps even if spoiler'd.
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>>186199 >i-i-i have a life! <spends over a year screenshotting random anons and their posts and does a billion mental gymnastics to pin down the Nuzach behind it all. Seethes in this thread constantly. you're not foolling anyone, buddy.
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>>186223 Kill yourself nuzatch.
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it seems Nuzach is actually /intl/.....that would make him a true oldfag and goon. That explains his strange pro-tvch posting as of late despite destroying the website in 2022 and now siding with /cow/ against blacked.moe. A man of chaos.
>>187153 Is it you? Are you the Nuzach?

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