Null is a lucky guy if any of this is true (probably not), Lidl was clearly obsessed and in love with him, always defending him and they shared many opinions and personality traits and alogged the same cows to the point people thought they were the same person. I would say that means they are an ideal match and probably very happy together. I would have totally expected Null to end up alone considering his reputation and position. The fact he has a girl to kiss him goodnight after a long day of jannying is supposed to be an own?
And the fact jcaesar187 broke this story makes it even funnier, considering jcaesar187 has ruined every relationship he had by oversharing about it online and scaring the hoes away by being a drunken pig, now he is completely bitchless in Mexico.