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Elaine Miller / Trollcow Season 8 Unironic Ralphamale 08/18/2026 (Tue) 03:58:19 ID: ce7806 No.290167
Le Anti Kiwi Edition
>>290598 they weren't black, they were propah british lads innit. bbc stands for big british cock
>>290595 >>290598 I forgot about the rumor Elãine did black porn. It was never proven right?
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Ok that flag in particular is admittedly kind of cool. Would be great to use for a new "Pan-Anglo" country after the UK eventually gets conquered by the US. >>290600 >>290601 The British bitch who did it looks like E-laine, hasn't been active on Twitter in like 4 years, and just happened to be blonde when E-laine also had blonde dyed hair during her 18-20 year old years. Just coincidences aka "circumstantial evidence". But it's funny. >>290599 No. Also I think the guy you're referring to was Icelandic.
>>290602 yeah they have good aesthetics, they do suffer from stuff every "extremist" group does. being way too online, way too monitored and with too many enemies. the US isnt gonna conquer the UK dont be delusional man, it would be good if they had a closer alliance but i dont see this happening if the establishment in the UK remains as is. im referring to the guy with folders labelled with kiwifarmers' names >>290601 i dont believe the porn stuff it's way too circumstancial, and honestly reeks obsession with black men
>>290603 >the US isnt gonna conquer the UK dont be delusional man Invade Greenland which is part of EU -> EU declares war on US -> others in NATO side with EU over the US bcus it's defensive alliance vs US as aggressor Invade Canada -> invade Iceland -> invade Ireland and UK I'm not saying that wouldn't be completely retarded but the UK could be taken quickly before they have a chance to do conscription and their nukes aren't really theirs. France would be a bigger threat. Depends on how retarded Trump wants to be say, 1 or 2 years from now before his term is up. The UK by itself is weaker than Iran.
>>290604 >Invade Greenland which is part of EU that threat was made like 10 years ago. >The UK by itself is weaker than Iran. sad
>>290602 >>290603 I thought it was circumstantial as well but nowadays it seems you disagree with the wrong anon and get called Elãine.
>>290603 >i dont believe the porn stuff it's way too circumstancial, and honestly reeks obsession with black men Peelame is famously obsessed with black porn tho, for a while her and her sock account pretending to be Szabo would post memes from thugporn at each other for hours every day. What kind of woman does that other than one obsessed with n3gr0 penis?
Plus reminder that Peelame was born and raised and lived her entire life in London which is like 80% black and Pakistani and has been for a long time. Worship of n3gr0s is natural for her.
Hear me out. More dumb tinfoil. I think Elãine does have a part time job but it's not as a "Cyber Security Analyst." I've been reviewing old pictures. This picture stood out to me. What place in London would have an American flag? Also notice the chairs next to it. Could she work on at a hotel or conference center? In other photos the building looks old. There are quite a few museums/historical societies in the area she has taken been spotted.
>>290615 This was her "Wayne Lambright" Halloween costume. Extremely cringe. Going to a place and taking a picture doesn't mean you work there. Pisslame does not have a job. As evidenced by the fact that she is online all night long talking to her mostly North American discord loser friends while im imbibing various substances, often staying up for days high out of her gourd and generally being a directionless waste of space who only writes fanfic about a life she wishes she had but will never achieve. also you're not slick, pissfingers wrote this post
>>290615 It's the lobby of the embassy, duh. And whatever job she has it's something shitty and entry level, since she's a highschool drop out without a single marketable skill. Data entry, customer service, doing some pretend job for mumsies pretend company >>290616 Definitely, her atrocious grammar always stands out
It's adorable you think that Pisslame could manage to hold down a job. She can't even clean her room or herself or you know, wake up in the morning instead of sleeping all day long. She larps as "cyber security specialist" or w/e bickers she has to make believe her snitching on her friends is her full-time job, when she actually just does it to stay out of jail and does not get paid.
Eläine is a trust fund baby, I assume on her mother's side bickers Frances also has time to larp as a "life coach" despite secretly spending her time enabling her perverted fail daughter. I think the way it's structured she gets yearly payouts. She goes through these spells of rich influencer larp seshes and then it's back to being histrionic about how much she works and to what extent. I figure she's an (((anglo nïgger))), so like more melinated Londoners the free money runs out and she has to make ends meet. Steam on the first of da mumf, ramen on the 10th innit. It's fair to assume she at least to some extent works in her mother's business but I also wouldn't be shocked if she went back to the "commodities trader" she worked for during the pandemic. Otherwise, where does a highschool dropout go for remote work? Perhaps data entry, cold calling or customer service for an NGO? As you may recall, with this most recent job it came with about 2 weeks of vagueposting about how the work she's involved with makes the world a better place
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>>290617 The US Embassy is super modern. Doesn't really match. >>290619 Yeah you are right. I am probably giving her waaayyyyyy too much credit. >>290624 Ohhh right I forgot she probably has a trust fund. She definitely goes through cycles pretending to be rich but then once the money dries up she "works super hard guise as a cyber security analyst." Yeah if she has a job it's probably some part time bottom of the food chain job like cold calling or customer service. Wouldn't be surprised if mummy and Daddy had to call in favors to get her a job. In other boring news Elame is trying to add being a munchausen snowflake to her larp. Just say you can't eat acidic food as you get older, not that deep.
idk why you think she has a job at all, there is literally no evidence of it whatsoever and all the evidence points to her being too much of a fuck-up waste of space loser to even follow a basic daytime routine. Does her posting pics taken in public buildings (mostly restaurant bathrooms) in her dads old blazer really stimulate your retard brain so much? If anything she's always in different bathrooms cause she sucks dick for drugs. Not a job.
>but Pisslame says she has a job yeah, she lies
>>290638 Why are you getting so butthurt over some theories? We all know Pisslame is a fuckup. Some of us want to see how much of a fuckup she is. It's like you want us to stop looking for information. What are you afraid we might find?
Yeah I don't get the unnecessary aggression about the topic. It's completely within the realm of possibility that she's doing some babbies first job type shit for an interesting organization. I think a lot can be gleaned from her tard babble. Remember her daily whining about how the working class are so beneath her? That stopped some months back, but why? Something changed and it wasn't her. If that was the Pisswitch telling us not to look behind the curtain, and she specifically downplayed the significance of her bathroom selfies, then why? Did she have another opsec oopsie and she knows at least one of those pictures was taken somewhere she doesn't want people to identify?
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Just realized the tile in these bathrooms are different. The NHS and UK army signs in the background struck me as interesting.
>>290651 >It's completely within the realm of possibility that she's doing some babbies first job type shit for an interesting organization No, not really possible at all considering she sleeps all day and is on discord/telegram all night long and hasn't managed to even attend online school >Remember her daily whining about how the working class are so beneath her? That stopped some months back, but why? has it? I am sure she will loop back around to it soon, not like we would know considering she's got her shitter locked down >If that was the Pisswitch telling us not to look behind the curtain, and she specifically downplayed the significance of her bathroom selfies, then why? you are genuinely braindead and it's annoying to watch >Did she have another opsec oopsie and she knows at least one of those pictures was taken somewhere she doesn't want people to identify? Yeah she's at different mens houses to suck cock for crack >Just realized the tile in these bathrooms are different. whore visits many different bathrooms over multiple years to take selfies, truly fascinating, we should definitely spend multiple weeks discussing her secret job as a toilet inspector
>>290627 >The US Embassy is super modern. The outside parts of it looks like total shit, imo. Also, they put all the US state flags out in front of it for some bizarre reason. But that doesn't mean the inside might not have more plain walls. >>290658 "Job" thing is a cope... Like usual.
If I ever somehow become US President, I'm going to have that building demolished in fact of course. Off-topic venting though. Build a park over it or maybe a garbage dump. It serves no purpose. Idk why this is a topic anyway. Not like it's impossible to buy a small flag pole and large US flag and pose in a room with your cowgirl costume and makeup. Which is more likely what happened.
Peelame is actually an international toilet inspector, traveling from embassy to embassy, making sure all the toilets are in working order. You know we could just post nothing when nothing is happening instead of shitting up the thread like this.
Wasn’t gonna post this, but since we’re schizo-posting about it in this thread anyway, fuck it. I have a video of her inside the US embassy. She sent it to me on Telegram back when we used to talk in 2024. Didn’t even notice that it was the embassy until I saw the recent posts in this thread. im going through the archives to try and find it.
>traveling from embassy to embassy >shitting up the thread like this. It's in London. Not particularly impressive if she went there. Mildly interesting trivia though.
Is this whore dead yet?
Peelame is bored and trying to convince everyone she totally has a very important very real job at the US Embassy. Fuck off pissfingers.
Maybe it's an internship instead of a real job. She considered applying for one with MI6 until she found out they're currently only doing diversity hires. Extra funny bickers she's too retarded to understand that shekel goblins are minorities. But yeah, the only way she's doing anything mildly interesting is if she's doing it for free
She's not doing anything at all.
>>290736 >Sorry, we're not currently interested in taking hires of your kind. <Oi mate I'm Jewish, why are you discriminating against me you Antisemite Why does this come naturally to every other Jew except her? Truly an extra special kind of retard. She doesn't even use the racial advantages she was dealt.
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Apparently Pisswitch is still sperging about IQ in her dead Telegram group. In case you are confused about what she is blabbering about here she is upset over the fact that she believes TheTheGatorGamerGamer is married to a woman that an OnionFarms user faildoxed (zero evidence provided that this woman has as much as spoken to Jösh in the last decade) and Pisslame swatted a house she faildoxed (zero evidence Jösh has ever lived there) that has toddlers living in it as evidenced by baby shoes on the porch. She is basically creating her own fanfiction to then get mad about. If we implemented worldwide eugenics Bongland would be nuked off the map as step 1. Also any children Pisswitch will ever have will be mischling mutts with low IQs who grow up molested. May Yahwe keep her barren.
Lol at having a meltdown over the same tired subject. IQ tests aren't even that meaningful. They don’t show the full picture of someone’s overall capability. They can measure certain abilities, like logical reasoning, problem-solving, and recognizing patterns. (lol except Elame doesn't recognize patterns) However, they don’t really capture more everyday skills such as creativity, emotional intelligence, motivation, or social skills. IQ tests can be helpful for educational or psychological assessments, but for us "normies" IQ score doesn’t define a person’s overall worth or potential. Also lul at the fact she is still vexed that someone here found Thomasz Szabo mugshot on a free government website.
Even if her IQ was 300, she would still be a waste of space loser with no life and no accomplishments e-dating random uggos. She hates normies bickers they mog her in every aspect of life, she's eaten up with jealousy at just the average joe with a job, house and wife. It's completely out of her reach. She will never live independently.
>>290764 <Terry Davis posting in 2026 Can't even tell if that's an Elame thing or a Queen Childraper thing.
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>>290675 >>290731 Honestly, the way you boys get all worked up over a few bathroom tiles is almost cute. Imagine spending your entire weekend playing "detective" to figure out where a high school dropout takes her selfies. It's pure cope. Whether she's a "Cyber Security Analyst" or a professional toilet inspector is irrelevant—she's still just a delusional girl in her dad's old blazer pretending she's not a total void of a human being. The "trust fund" theory is the only one that makes sense; nobody else would hire someone whose primary skill is sperging about IQ in a dead Telegram group. Keep analyzing the grout in those photos though. I'm sure it'll lead to a groundbreaking discovery, like the fact that she's still a waste of space. 💅
>>290801 How are you possibly retarded enough to buy that that's Lidl? Did you even look at Yeop's "proof"? His entire bit hinges on people being too braindead to fact check him
>>290806 Pretty sure that's the pisswitch seething. She is projecting bickers she spends a majority of her time in front of a computer screen. She assumes bickers that's what she does that what anons here do as well. She is too retarded to figure out when she posts pictures it shows a pattern which part of London she visits often. Or the fact it literal took a two second search to find her mom's new address or Szabo's mugshot. She doesn't like the fact anons here are trying to find out more about her personal offline life.
>>290801 My wife Lidl Drip is way hotter than this, pure bavarian phenotype, blonde and blue eyed with tits bigger than her head and wide fertile birthing hips. Pisslame could never compare, that's why she faildoxed some halfbreed mid from Blockland to cope.
funny how 'p-lame comes in to disrupt when people are discussing her job prospects
>>290806 <How are you possibly retarded enough to buy that that's Lidl? She's kind of hot though. >>290807 Pretty sure you're terminally autistic.
>>290813 Samefag
Dan is seething mad today bickers the actual fact is that Lidl is a tranny. Which I wasn't going to mention but now the fact needs to be brought up.
I'm not E-laine but I think I will be disrupting this thread for, oh, a few weeks. Just bickers you don't know how to watch your drug dealer mouth, Dan. Also bickers you can't take a joke and since you're not funny in the slightest.
So you can thank yourself for that.
3rd post that's just garbage bickers why not. I don't respect the one regular in this thread nor the site owner at all anyway.
4th bcus why not ofc that'll do for now Wait wait how about this . . . . . . . .. . . . . .. . . . Yeah that seems a bit annoying.
I'll be back later dw, see you then gayboy
>>290825 OOHHHHHH MY GOD HE FUCKING PLACED MULTIPLE LINES OWNED THE SHIT OUT OF THOSE G​AMERGATES WATCH OUT WATCH OUT
>>290828 I hereby LIFT the CURSE of disruption from this thread.

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