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Yakuzanon/hapafag/priscillafag Anonymous 10/12/2019 (Sat) 15:26:02 No.12121
This French dude goes around the internet spamming the catalogs of different boards. Got fired from a previous job for watching porn in the workplace in front of his boss.
Sometimes does hilarious things like one time his spam resulted in /tv/ raiding /leftypol/ in the 8ch days.
He typically copies a post from one site and reposts it to another one with an unrelated pic. Back in the day it was JAV porn clips, either of a "shy" male being seduced or a Yakuza clip which is where he got his name from.
Used to have an obsession with one of the /1825/ mods (he's convinced she's Varg Vikernes's wife for some reason).
/1825/ christened him hapafag bickers they were convinced he was a hapa, but he later confessed on /tv/ that Asian is pretty much the only thing missing from his ethnic makeup, a blend of white, black, native American and Indian. No known abbo admixture either.
Other known obsessions that he spams include the /tv/ BO (the reason his channel got so many views is that yakuza would spam his videos on cuckchan), Nastassia Ponomarenko/Nastassia Fitness, Zach (yes, the hapa from /tv/. A few days ago he posted a link to some Zach thread on cuckchan that had been posted here on the Zach thread and was already archived by the time Yakuza reposted it to /tv/ with the mandatory Priscilla Betti picture to go with it).
He's said that he got his city rangebanned from one of cuckchan's boards, and I don't doubt it. Spam is what he does to kill time. And not your regular spam, but spamming new threads left and right.
>>12476
Onion service is there for a reason to attract more users, yes, but that's the only thing going against it really. It shouldn't matter what protection you use, but don't appeal to the normalness and "bickers majority does so". Fuck majority and fuck you first of all, happy go lucky faggot. If anything, majority fucked off years ago, now it's mostly admins and mods and "-chan" doers conspiring about each other and facebook-tier people being butthurt at things that are abnormal to them and making fun of things of losers just to be more normal, not bickers of what they think about themselves. They are much more vocal at social media and chats though, than here bickers it's where "it truly matters".

It's like you put a "cop" and a "bandit" in a cage and watch them chasing each other tails, but they are the same entity really
>>12504
Calm down Zach, this isn't your livejournal.
>>12423
>I'm not saying that. Snit chan admin said spam is free speech. He's member of /ntl/.
>But he don't allow people to do the same thing on his board. Pure hypocrisy.
Fair enough.
>>12476
Not an alog, just sick of this dude spamming every bunker.
>>12445
When you spam 10 threads in a matter of minutes you kick threads worth keeping off the catalog.
>>12530
He's not spamming on julay, where are you browsing that he's such a problem for you?
>>12530
>anything worth keeping on altchan feds shit
lmao
wtf I like Yakuzanon now!
>>12530
2 is not 10.
>just sick of this dude spamming every bunker.
If your bunkers are like this shit on the pic
https://julay.world/.media/71432dd13f9f7437c9fe9a52a26ee8f9-imagepng.png
then it's shit and you are mad for another reason - that he can spam and shrug off any bans and you can't bickers you are a pussy
>>12562
>uh-huh my kindergarten toys are better than yours
>nuh-uh i have more basketball stickers
>>12532
He is now. With his latest obsession: Freddit Breddit
>>12562
look, I don't mind if he shits on cuckchan, snitchan or some trannypol bunker. My problem is that he's spamming every imageboard he comes across. It's specially bad on slow ones with long threads. You lose thoughtful conversations so he can have his 20 frog idolshit threads that no one replies to.
>>12598
>>12599
I have not seen any spam in a couple days on here, what are you talking about?
And what are these other boards you browse that he is actually spamming on?
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>cuckchanner
>posts things from 8chan and other places to cuckchan
>obsessed with 3dpd
>spams for no reason, but it's not fun or interesting, like say, barneyfag, it's just boring, reddittier spam
yeah, that's a quintessential soybitch nu-channner if I ever saw one
>>12602
See how he made a new thread about cuckwheels when there was one up already and he posted his lame porn clip next in the OP.
I wouldn't be surprised if the entire text in his post was copied from another post he saw elsewhere.
>>12644
Saw the thread, but one thread isn't spamming, sure it's kind of bad manners to not just use the already available thread, but this is far from the spamming monster you describe.
>>12599
I don't mind it - it's funnier this way, these discord/irc channers may even get mad bickers omg someone posted a phrase 3 times in a row, how dare he
bickers it's muhhhh board
>>12664
Just give him enough time
but face it, all these admins are literally just angry blobs of nothing. Oh cool another idea to put more ads and brag to my retarded friends that i have more users. How original. Go take a piss in your bed.
>>12670
You're in the wrong thread faggot
>>12672
oops, thanks seiyu
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First came the vocaroos, now this.
He's losing his mind kek.
https://vch.moe/tv/res/35703.html
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Is this him by any chance?

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCja14epyUUcjl9LUzgrpAyQ/featured

He made a thread on /tv/ two days ago claiming this was his channel and told Gahoole to keep it a secret. Too bad no archives of the thread exist since it was deleted quickly.
>>12715
yikes, it looks like he lives in a cell or a retard home. that would explai a lot, actually
>>12715
I don't know, but that would be hilarious.
Probably just one guy he decided to spam around though.
>>12690
YouTubmade that thread.
>>12792
You made*
How is it funny or entertaining to spam and self-bump your own threads over and over and get banned everywhere you go?
I'd understand if it actually got a funny sperg fit out of someone, but from what I've seen most of the time when someone does this they're just told to fuck off right before they get banned and that's pretty much all that happens.
>>12850
I'd expect a /cow/boy to understand that autists will sperg. This is his way of sperging.
>>12888
Yeah but why tho, is it some kind of masochism?
Even Chrischan has reasons for doing shit even if they're completely insane.
>>13040
>Yeah but why tho, is it some kind of masochism?
I think it's a desperate attempt at relevance by emulating other similar spammers.
Hey Zach.
>>12850
>>13040
Fairly sure Yakuza has some mental problems (in addition to alcoholism). He isn't spamming for lulz, he just doesn't understand imageboards.
>>13159
I'm not.
>>13279
sane?
>>13599
I'm sane.
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Yakuza doesn't exist.
bump
>>12550 White girls... >.>
>>12715 he deleted his channel #win
Yakuza and one koigoon are shit-talking Dolphin https://tvch.moe/dunk/res/58487.html#58577
Moliberry is a retard and boring pedo, Yakuza won.
He was a depressed loser on /int/ for years, he used to post on /vg/ in the late 2000s, french anon's hate him cause he's a known pedo who spammed priscilla betti and other underage teenage girls on /tv/ /int/ and other boards, he admitted to being on welfare in his 20s and is almost close to being 40, he used to watch disney kids france in hiis late teens/early20s
kys emojitroon
>>175379 Suck my balls you little french bitch
Yakuza has often craved emojitroon's dick deep inside his innards, it's what drives him
Hes going wild right now
>>175357 I don't believe any of this. The way he posts reeks of underage (to me). He is barely 30 or not even.
>>245086 He is mentally ill and a subhuman shitskin, that's why even tho he is in his 40s he acts like a teenager.
emojitroon is posting interracial porn and tranny porn and the tvch mods are protecting him, yakuza was right, emojitroon will become a tranny

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