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The Daiymo / Ethan Josiah Hatchett / EMagnusTV / Ishihara Musashi / TheLastDaimyo1 Toad 12/17/2021 (Fri) 05:43:07 ID: 4d39fd No.127617
Meet (((jcaesar187 Josiah Hatchett))) aka The Daiymo jcaesar187 is a 23yo low IQ, habitually lying retard coward originally from Griffin, Georgia. As a young boy, jcaesar187 was diagnosed with autis-I mean, OCD and "anxiety". jcaesar187 then used his newfound superpower to develop into the biggest faggot possible: an Asston Barks orbiter turned capo, a failed college artfag, and an unrepentant homosexual. jcaesar187 grew up fleecing retards for money, launching multiple projects that went nowhere, yet he pocketed the money regardless. jcaesar187 attended Southern Crescent Technical College for a dogshit tier art degree in film. jcaesar187 lives with his literally retarded, special olympian, weeaboo 25 year old brother John; who has chronic seizures, being kicked out of his parent's house with his brother and relying on his disability. At first some people liked The Daiymo bickers of his artistic videos, silly gimmick, and his ability to felt salty bitches like Asston Parks and Rudy Coleman. However, once his true nature of Гунтguarding the Canadian Гунт came to light, he turned from walking the path of kino to becoming the joke of the "Kino Community". jcaesar187 is best known for doxing himself on a livestream for no reason, constant alogging z-celeb Gahoole, and getting into bitter, super srs disputes with fellow z-celebs such as his e-daddy Asston or buckbreaker Dark Ninja, taking the internet way too seriously despite trying to act like a badass. After challenging people to dox him, acting like the smuggest faggot possible, using foxdick to spread leaked DMs with Asston to gayop, then getting owned repeatedly by Gahoole, Super Metokur, Mormon Shaggy, and the master shinobi himself, Dark Ninja, The Daiymo first announce he would leave January 1st 2022, but then when you didn't think things could get more bitchmade, he decided to run away after 24 hours and after making one finally video saying his channel would last only until midnight, he finally ran from the internet as a result of the 56% literal WHO, taking the L to a bearded nazi femboy Earwinson disciple from T O R O N T O. Earlier, femboy Rudy Coleman accused jcaesar187 of being a "sus imposter" who contacted his real life friends, but this ended up being a 4d gayop with the Daiymo's express approval. Worst of all, despite acting tough on camera, shitting on capos and claiming to cleanse the community, he was absorbed by the very blubber he wished to clean. Behind the scenes he was in contact with top Canadian Гунт capo, Perspicacity, a lispy jilted pothead and the devolution of Toad McKinley. For a man who made his career mocking Toad McKinley, his gay love was similar to Asston's for jcaesar187, degrading himself just to get a passing whiff of his starfish. jcaesar187 thinks he's above it all, but he's the bottom of the barrel and by running away proved himself to be the beta bitch in recent memory. Videos featuring jcaesar187 jcaesar187's videos shitting on Toad McKinley https://files.catbox.moe/9kq15y.mp4 https://files.catbox.moe/iei14g.mp4 https://files.catbox.moe/z75k6c.mp4 https://files.catbox.moe/p4uj4v.mp4 Rudy getting felted by the daiymo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iYE113PKZ8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XDpJ5j52Pk jcaesar187 getting destroyed by a cocksucking national socialist https://youtu.be/KZndzMV_7_k?t=88 https://youtu.be/z3ee8BM7o38 Daiymo runnning from a stream and seething over doxxxxing his parents https://youtu.be/rzNtZzyEi4E Rudy cucking the Daiymo and making him his bitch https://youtu.be/TGv30U3ErSQ jcaesar187 calling in with a homosexual voice to say he loves a man https://youtu.be/BFKCuIqXPYc?t=1460 Mormon Shaggy warning The Daiymo not to run after systematically destroying him (lost to time?) https://youtu.be/F25E6Kd7_Kk Gahooru owning jcaesar187 https://youtu.be/dpKHdjSTtJQ Daiymo getting owned by the undefeated Dark Ninja https://youtu.be/zyp8AKhhfkM https://youtu.be/nBDTqh9XMzc jcaesar187's art movies https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BOlg6OLRM0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fd07A-JLM5o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C_3HvQkGDs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKD3KtZ88X4 jcaesar187 vimeo archive https://files.catbox.moe/4nlnc6.zip Parent doxxxx Janice Purdy Hatchett Edward Mallory Hatchett (DOB July 31, 1964) John Mallory Hatchett 180 Anglin Rd Griffin, GA 30223 (770) 412-6919 social media Deleted FB https://www.facebook.com/jcaesar187jhatchett/ (https://archive.li/psWW2) Mom https://www.facebook.com/jan.hatchett (https://archive.li/h6MVZ) Dad https://www.facebook.com/eddie.hatchett (https://archive.li/DVnLg) Brother https://www.facebook.com/john.m.hatchett (https://archive.li/vIBul) His scam https://www.gofundme.com/f/jcaesar187striptoafrica (https://archive.li/XIw3c) Old Twitter https://twitter.com/EMagnusTV (https://archive.li/IMMl2) Vimeo https://vimeo.com/jcaesar187jhatchett Failed project https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/grandpa-a-short-film#/ (https://archive.li/zUYZd) LinkedIn https://www.linkedin.com/in/jcaesar187-hatchett-98197b123 (https://archive.li/E8h2G) History on set (nothing) https://app.productionbeast.com/1103876-jcaesar187-hatchett (https://archive.li/JZk5B) Faggy podcast he appeared on https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/taking-a-leap-of-faith-sftb4/id1447344421?i=1000434867438 https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/expanding-our-crew-sftb3/id1447344421?i=1000426805573 His church (mentions his name) https://archive.li/nbgDY Amazon books he wrote with his mom https://www.amazon.com/Competition-Birding-jcaesar187-J-Hatchett-ebook/dp/B00UE8AMYM (https://archive.li/Zz4RF) https://www.amazon.com/Emerald-Desert-jcaesar187-J-Hatchett-ebook/dp/B01836GWJA/ref=sr_1_1?qid=1637044115&refinements=p_27%3Ajcaesar187+J.+Hatchett&s=digital-text&sr=1-1&text=jcaesar187+J.+Hatchett (https://archive.li/Hfnxa) 2018 voter record https://georgia-voters.com/by_number/1065/9190_jcaesar187_josiah_hatchett.html he's still on telegram as @thedaiymo
(((jcaesar187))) posted a video purity testing Surfer for not being a Christian(gasp), a day after bitching about how everybody makes everything into a religion debate. Also nice pits, buddy! https://youtu.be/0YjnoROqcz8
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Truth be told, I hated TheDaiymo for a long time, especially bc of one of his videos where he was clearly reading wikipedia to prove Surfer is a schizo and reading foxdickfarms in other videos. But after that, he made videos that were hit or a miss. And after this recent drama, I honestly found myself taking his side, at least some of his videos can be funny and get on the nerves of some faggots, which is welcome in this desert of lack of cocks. His coming back after being "b t f o'd" by Rudy was the right move, let's see if he will be able to continue winning the audience tho. Rudy and those other fags also need their own threads imo, especially the narcissistic sociopath know as Mormom Shaggy. Rudy and jcaesar187 Josiah might be two scum pieces of shit, but at least they seem to be able to recognize it or make some "good" stuff from time to time, meanwhile, the San Francisco zceleb is literally an offense to the Bible and anyone from /pol/ and /dup/. But at least Shaggy also can make good videos accidentally, as a lolcow, meanwhile Mr Deadman is definitely the most pathetic and unfunny of this whole group. But let's be frank, Perspicacity and Trifox are both the lower life forms involved in this entire sphere, the bottom from the the bottom of the barrel of worms and shit. If one of those two pedophiles are kissing your ass, maybe you're part of the problem.
>>127636 how did you get his ip from just that number?
Wow, congratulations to daimyo, at first i didn't like you or your videos, but you've improved to the point where you make me laugh and make all these faggots seethe at you.
jcaesar187 took a big sip of sake, melted down, puked off stream and came back with puke chunks on his mouth, including a puke ring around his lips, after then rubbing it over his hands and then rubbing his face with that same hand multiple times. absolutery shamfur dispray https://youtu.be/d1E1SV2-8fQ
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nice how this guy made some zceleb butthurt enough to create this thread lol rudy and mrdeadman sucks of course in fact, rudy barely know any lore about lolcows or even P P P and Toad McKinley, while trying to pretend to be the next kino master Mrdeadman is pretty much a jcaesar187 little brother and the way he's trying to cope with the brap memes is pathetic the daiymo by himself is also a megafaggot, the dude should spent less time on foxdickfarms
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Why is Daiymo debating Destiny on Islam?
sounds like the daiymo alogs are seething, coping and malding all at the same time in the surfer stream, maybe you guys should try to be creative or funny instead of being butthurt all the time.
>>129995 >daimyo >winning Buddy, are you forgetting that >>129391 happened? You're a living wreck, jcaesar187.
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>>129995 This, it's amazing how this retard in a short space of time fucked the ego of so many zcelebs. Rudy for example, the dude is boring as fuck, don't know any lore and never understood that Earwinson was trolling him. MrDeadMan is jcaesar187 JR, but more boring and less successful. The Fake Mormon dude is literally a pathological lying sociopath. Surfer used to be a beloved figure on this board, but he ended up revealing over time that he is in fact an annoying autistic person to deal with from time to time. The Daiymo is mega retard too, but at least he's been able to deliver the show >we all want. He and Surfer are the only ones delivering a small dose of nectar for the last two months. No matter how much the discord troons and foxdickfarms seethe at both, as long as they were unable to deliver kino they will never triumph.
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>>130000 Haven't paid much attention to the guy, but I'll give quads the benefit of the doubt. Earwinson castoffs PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD.
>>129998 The Daiymo can be a pukemouth depressed fag, and yet, he easily manages to be funnier and more interesting to watch than all his alogs put together. That says a lot about how you z-celebs are shit as a whole. God, at this point I'm almost missing Asston. >>130000 >don't know any lore and never understood that Earwinson was trolling him. Lmao, pure true. Rudy is literally a newfag, in the unironically sense of the word. He doesn't know anything about this place, about Asston old lore, about anything. Literally the typical faggot who infected 4chan in the last years. >The Fake Mormon dude is literally a pathological lying sociopath. Mormon Shaggy, right? I know he says he's poor, but his parents bank everything for him, including weed and the prostitutes he has sex with. And by using his parents money to this, he thinks he's a cool guy and has the right to call others incels. From all those losers, he's the one with the most potential to be a legitimate lolcow. >Surfer and Daiymo are the kino masters of 2022 So this is going to be a shitty year in this department.
Daiymo got Deadman fired. He either gave the info to jcaesar187 or did it himself. The dox is old. This where Daiymo claimed to be working. https://kysciencecenter.org/
>>138874 >He either gave the info to jcaesar187 or did it himself. How is it either if it's two conflicting voicemail stories? If he can't get that story straight, why would anything think he could push papers properly.
Unironically based Daiymo making Mutt Ninja and Mr Boringman seethe. The gay can be fag, but his enemies are more pathetic. https://youtu.be/A7a3B2WWYsg
Why gays and pedos always work together?
Daiymo’s address: 34200 Hathaway St, Livonia, MI 48150
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>>157234 Thank you Mr. Vickers.
Vickers gets really butthurt about the fallowing facts 1-Faifai is a whore 2-He spent a lot of time and money only to barely get any views 3-He's like jcaesar187 4-MrDeadman and Daiymo won
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>>157675 >3-He's like jcaesar187 I'm more partial to the phrase brothers in cum.
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daiymo ruined the kino and sold out to Vickers, who he pretended to ayyylawg for weeks daiymo is an eternal 🐍snake🐍 and this thread stands as testament
the ogre throws a temper tantrum and rants incoherently after his buttbuddy Daiymo is chased off the Internet by Mr Vickers. https://yewtu.be/watch?v=_Rzka_m4A2k
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>>157738 "Trad" Mare > Faith, the cow with bovine spongiform encephalopathy jcaesar187 keeps winning, like Surfer says! >>158148 The chat disagreem buddy. Daiymo and Gahoole are feared by fat retards like Mr Vickers and his whore of a daughter.
>>127617 I hope he fucks off for good now. His shtick was unfunny and he reeked of a wannabe /tv/ director who wasted his parents hard earned money on film school.
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Boring faggot, EarJuice and Grossly are right
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He humiliates himself for the subhuman trash and his discord trannies. I guess recording a 400 lb man vomit into a bucket and shit himself is worth the price of a soul. Rest in pieces sweaty gamer fan club.
>>127617 he looks exactly like cakejew in the first pic
>>164900 Wonder that Gayhoole love him so much
daiymo serfs stay winning
>>164971 birds of a feather
>>165654 Cakekike did a good promo in the past tho.
>>138874 hi daiymo, hows your new job writing blogposts at the state of Georgia's department of natural resources, going?
>>165715 based?
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Based Daiymo making plategang and boring zcelebs seethe
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>>166216 >t. Gaiymo Do not besmirch Lynch like this.
>>166216 Nobody respects you Hatchfag, kill yourself and unburden your parents you fucking parasite.
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>>166216 The sweaty gamer is laughing at you while you. humiliate yourself.
>>166681 You sure he's not just trying to converse with kiwis in their native tongue?
>>166611 >>166680 >>166681 >You're the daiymo No, I'm the Wrist.
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>>167751 >>167922 At least she's real, EarJuice.
>>168105 real, really fat
>>167922 short one is a prime slampig
The Daiymo can be fag from time to time, but at least he's better than Platefags/forgegang discordspics.
>>173053 Not a high bar but yes Diaymo clear it.

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