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PATRICK S. TOMLINSON Anonymous 11/13/2019 (Wed) 17:00:32 No.17909
Maybe you're familiar with good ol' Fatrick. In his own words:

>Patrick S. Tomlinson lives in Milwaukee, Wisconsin with his wife, a menagerie of houseplants in varying levels of health, a Mustang, and a Triumph motorcycle bought specifically to embarrass and infuriate Harley riders.When not writing sci-fi and fantasy novels and short stories, Patrick is busy developing his other passion for writing and performing stand-up comedy in the Madison, Milwaukee, and Chicago scenes. When not doing either of those things, he can occasionally be found starting enormous fights on social media. He has a particular talent for getting alt-right trolls so upset that they lose bowel control and post transparently fake 1 Star reviews on his books.

Also describing himself as "an actual tough guy", Fatrick is an effeminate fatass who craves validation through social media. He takes more selfies than a 12 year old girl and he tweets hundreds of times a day in hopes of going viral with his lonely cat lady followers.


https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/
https://www.instagram.com/pstomlinson/
https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/4729556.Patrick_S_Tomlinson
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>>24409 You're jealous he's a pussy magnet, incel https://twitter.com/SexyJimNorton/status/1177061796630450176 Pat was sure to inform his girlfriend Dana of the situation at Goodreads https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1209159505239584771
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>>24412 >he gets laid so much he has to badger women for attention
>Raging progressive attention whore social media junkie is a sex pest Shocking. Who could ever have seen this mind boggling turn of events. It has literaly never happened before.
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>>24424 is he trying to say that people who hate G​AMERGATEs are just beta male virgins who don't have sex? bickers hating non whites is just not allowed anymore?
>>24425 Yes.
>>24443 >I just see a pretty lady Let me know what you see when you put your hand in its pants.
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>>17962 what happened to his blue checkmark?
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>>17910 I'm not sure what to call my answer, probably some sort of utilitarian, but in general I'd save the five-year-old on the basis that unlike the embryos, (s)he is capable or experiencing fear and pain as a result of being burnt alive. However there could be a scifi scenario where those one thousand frozen embryos are the only thing that is going to stop human extinction, then I would unfortunately have to choose the embryos and leave the child to suffer.
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Pedo Pat writes about a S E X Y 14 year old ... but that's completely normal bickers it's an alien that matures faster than humans! <"Honey, you can't just come in the locker room... They're kids, dear." / "Awful big for kids" <Hey baby, you got a curvy back. Want me to fill it up?" <Zer body had developed fast, but tapered off while the other children kept growing right on through their first transition.
Where's the funny? Fuck, this board is trash anymore. Milquetoast lefty losers being dumb isn't lolcow-worthy on its own.
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Probably the most hateful fuck that I've ever seen. His bloated alcoholic wife is absolutely disgusting to look at. His first, better wife was much better and thus found a new man to cuck Patty with.
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lol thank you whoever compiled this
>>17912 Ben Shapiro is unironically based and redpilled.
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stealthygeek aka patrick s tomlinson is a wife beater and a failed author
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This guy seems like a real jerk! http://archive.is/dbjDv
>>31425 tig ol bitties
>>45968 That's not fat, child. That's just winterweight from too many bratwursts.
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>>46129 That huge head and the huge gut atop those tiny little chicken legs is such a bad aesthetic. Nigga looks like Wal.
>>46129 holy shit what an absolute manlet
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>>47007 Is this the final BTF­Oing of the nazis?
goyim
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Fatrick's Kiwifarms thread was moved to the public section https://kiwifarms.net/threads/patrick-sean-tomlinson-stealthygeek.65412/
he seems kinda based to me
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Don't know if any of you alogs are OnA guys but Fatrick Tomlinson did an interview with a totally real Huffington Post journalist. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFnModB9tlc Fatrick admits he's sunk 100 THOUSAND DOLLARS already into his frivolous lawsuit tryingn to sue the internet for calling him fat online. He specifies he DOES NOT WANT this information public lol. He also says if his case gets thrown out he'll be on the hook for a further 17k to pay to the guy who runs OnA forums and sounds like he's about to cry. He also gets out of breath several times in the interview just from talking (NOT FAT BY ANY MEDICAL DEFINITION, CHILD)
>>118392 Part 2 of the Fatrick leaks came out. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljC-khqxV1s
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>>119237 Also an interesting article written by the guy posing as a Huffpo journo. https://archive.md/JVJJy
Part 5 is out. Josiah revealed himself to Fatrick, and Fatrick loses it. https://nanaimg.net/fatrick

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