/cow/ - Lolcows

Autism speaks. It's time to listen.

Post-mortem on downtime coming soon.

Max message length: 6144

Drag files to upload or
click here to select them

Maximum 5 files / Maximum size: 20.00 MB

Captcha
no cookies?
More

(used to delete files and postings)

Open file (9.56 MB 162x360 I have trauma, I DON'T have PTSD..mp4)
Open file (2.54 MB 162x360 STOP LABELING ME! (LABELS RANT!).mp4)
Open file (247.54 KB 863x717 1.png)
Gnostic Mind Train - Jewish schizo about to end himself Unironic Ralphamale 07/25/2024 (Thu) 23:29:00 ID: bfa869 No.253951
Here some lolcow that I'm watching and trolling for four years now. A quick summary: He's an incel jew who wishes he were a woman and constantly wants attention, but as soon as he gets it he gets nervous and starts deleting comments and threatening to delete his channel. He calls himself a spiritualist, but after being humiliated in the comments more than once, he says he's not interested in getting into debates about the spiritual. He categorically denies the existence of demons and claims to be a God, while visiting various psychologists and refusing to listen to anyone even though he thinks he needs help. I decided to create the thread in a hurry bickers I shared his channel with some people and they've been trolling him in recent videos, making him more and more paranoid and butthurt to the point where he's now claiming (as you can never believe) that he's going to delete the channel. https://archive.ph/pUwQz https://archive.is/bRbTn https://archive.is/VDz3m
Unironic Ralphamale 06/17/2026 (Wed) 02:03:53 ID: 552e35 No.288104
Open file (201.29 KB 422x242 The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley_Banner.png)
Open file (77.60 KB 500x500 artworks-vudj90BgVFTRCZQk-3RPHKA-t500x500.jpg)
>>288095 "My brother". Sweet home Alabaming it.
Unironic Ralphamale 06/17/2026 (Wed) 02:05:28 ID: f52e7c No.288105
>>288104 Whatever, bitch is probably thinking more about a close relationship on that part than literal incest I'd imagine
Unironic Ralphamale 06/17/2026 (Wed) 02:07:43 ID: 552e35 No.288108
>>288105 She has a husband it's a cuck connection. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qZ1ymcNRONE
Unironic Ralphamale 06/17/2026 (Wed) 02:09:13 ID: f52e7c No.288109
>>288108 >She has a husband it's a cuck connection.
Unironic Ralphamale 06/17/2026 (Wed) 02:09:48 ID: f52e7c No.288110
Sorry didn't meant to post that
Unironic Ralphamale 06/17/2026 (Wed) 02:38:41 ID: 7afc4e No.288117
I'm honestly getting bored of having to gaslight him and pretend to be his friend. It's no wonder he doesn't have any real friends.
Unironic Ralphamale 06/17/2026 (Wed) 02:47:36 ID: 617792 No.288119
Open file (60.95 KB 782x782 750436558.jpg)
>>288117 I still think you're a whore. You're Czech?
Unironic Ralphamale 06/17/2026 (Wed) 03:05:18 ID: bae99f No.288120
Głupia dziwka z grubymi cyckami.
Unironic Ralphamale 06/17/2026 (Wed) 03:10:21 ID: 42e8f7 No.288121
>>288119 SNCA
Unironic Ralphamale 06/17/2026 (Wed) 03:11:02 ID: ae3ac1 No.288122
>>288121 DLSJ (Daniel Lopez Still Jobless)
Unironic Ralphamale 06/17/2026 (Wed) 03:37:13 ID: ae3ac1 No.288131
Dan unironically got mad that he wasn't the lolcow being discussed.
Unironic Ralphamale 06/17/2026 (Wed) 04:03:49 ID: 7eca4b No.288132
>>288122 Shut the fuck up Sean, you dick sucking hapa retard >>288131 I've been waiting for you to start a thread on that shitty Гунтed site you're hiding out on. I see your zoosadist buddy Poondood is staff there and there's no way you're not still following him around like the fucking gimp you are
Unironic Ralphamale 06/17/2026 (Wed) 04:19:04 ID: c07b56 No.288133
Open file (49.28 KB 579x976 3088139918.jpg)
>>288132 <Shut the fuck up Sean, you dick sucking hapa retard Daniel is very mad and seething and yelling about some "Sean" around the homeless camp in a foaming-at-the mouth drug rage. >I've been waiting for you to start a thread on that shitty Гунтed site you're hiding out on. No clue what you're even talking aboutm bickers I'm not Sean or Clyde or whatever you think.
Unironic Ralphamale 06/17/2026 (Wed) 04:22:34 ID: c07b56 No.288134
I preferred talking to the Czech woman btw but I'm still available here if you're interested, buddy.
Unironic Ralphamale 06/17/2026 (Wed) 08:38:59 ID: 552e35 No.288135
>>288117 If this is the real Sandra then this is hilarious stalking lol.
Unironic Ralphamale 06/18/2026 (Thu) 02:56:40 ID: 391f13 No.288161
>>288117 Unironically this. His egocentrism is exhausting.
Unironic Ralphamale 06/18/2026 (Thu) 04:19:48 ID: ffda80 No.288169
>>288161 Haven't even seen him pipe up since the person with the most inflated head on the board, Daniel Lopez, stole the spotlight for a few minutes. Maybe you're just "exhausted" bickers you're a little bitch.
Unironic Ralphamale 06/18/2026 (Thu) 23:57:05 ID: 9f9a6e No.288215
Bro has been dealing with medical issues
Unironic Ralphamale 06/19/2026 (Fri) 10:15:04 ID: 9a4b04 No.288236
Open file (515.65 KB 1080x2400 Screenshot_20260619-061136.png)
Open file (283.45 KB 1080x2400 Screenshot_20260619-061156.png)
Open file (1.58 MB 1080x2400 Screenshot_20260619-061234.png)
She's autism coded she needs a diagnosis. There were recordings of Gnostic meeting this girl and he deleted it online and offline but she still has the footage somewhere also they made songs together but Gnostic aka Jonny used YouTube editor to scrub her vocals out of his music. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lSw9Ac882Lk https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m2bl8FQDmsQ
Unironic Ralphamale 06/19/2026 (Fri) 10:19:37 ID: 9a4b04 No.288237
He threw away the shirt btw. Also who is Daniel Lopez and this Sean guy? Please explain in detail in a serious manner bickers mentioning them is fucking up the thread. Sandra is only mentioned bickers she's loosely connected to Gnostic.
Unironic Ralphamale 06/20/2026 (Sat) 04:28:33 ID: 3b73bd No.288257
>>288237 <Daniel Lopez The faggot who makes the "SNCA" spam. <Sean One of the people Dan is obsessed with and perma-butthurt about, doesn't even post here.
Unironic Ralphamale 06/20/2026 (Sat) 17:47:25 ID: 08917e No.288266
>>288257 Do these dudes have any YouTube videos about them or anything? Like from one of those commentary channels, I'm interested if yes.
Unironic Ralphamale 06/20/2026 (Sat) 20:45:28 ID: d99361 No.288270
>>288266 >YouTube videos Don't know
Unironic Ralphamale 06/20/2026 (Sat) 22:03:21 ID: d2f29e No.288289
>>288270 What did they do to deserve lolcow status?
Unironic Ralphamale 06/21/2026 (Sun) 07:59:23 ID: 529d4e No.288297
>>288289 His most embarrassing shit was in his first thread I guess. Mostly he's a fucking hypocrite. https://alogs.space/cow/res/272811.html
Unironic Ralphamale 06/21/2026 (Sun) 12:48:28 ID: d814fd No.288299
>>288297 >Hypocrite Lol no one curr
Unironic Ralphamale 06/21/2026 (Sun) 14:08:04 ID: d2f29e No.288301
Open file (1.20 MB 1080x2400 Screenshot_20260621-100655.png)
Gnostic Mind Train aka Jonnyism came in contact with a diaper loving tranny fetishist Doodletones aka Doodlediapers lol.
Unironic Ralphamale 06/23/2026 (Tue) 01:17:34 ID: 0bbbaf No.288346
>>288299 Daniel Lopez post
Unironic Ralphamale 06/23/2026 (Tue) 02:08:51 ID: fe42aa No.288350
>>288301 >Tranny claims to be asexual He's a real wahman now
Unironic Ralphamale 06/24/2026 (Wed) 04:09:19 ID: eb8548 No.288357
Open file (106.27 KB 640x480 Change My Mind.jpeg)
Hey guys, do you want to hear something actually "schizo"? Sun rises at 4:30 AM. Sun sets at 9:30 PM It's driving me cRaZy.
Chobitsu 06/24/2026 (Wed) 10:42:28 ID: 384a53 No.288360
>>288357 >Sun rises at 4:30 AM. >Sun sets at 9:30 PM What did God mean by this?
Andrew Ditch/Doodletones 2.0? 06/25/2026 (Thu) 03:18:08 ID: 0e3bdd No.288364
Open file (873.41 KB 1365x680 Randy Stair Kiwi Farms Lulzy Schoolitdown22 thread (Old) (1).png)
Open file (596.67 KB 1365x517 Randy Stair Kiwi Farms Lulzy Schoolitdown22 thread (Old) (2).png)
Throwback to diaper degenerate deviant Schoolitdown22 aka Lulzy aka Gnostic Mind Train aka Jonnyism. (I'm not linking the full photos here if someone wants to that's on them but I ain't touching those photos with a ten foot pole especially the diaper fetish one.)
Unironic Ralphamale 08/18/2026 (Tue) 03:34:34 ID: 63ab35 No.290143
.
Unironic Ralphamale 08/18/2026 (Tue) 07:35:36 ID: 8c2532 No.290184
SANDRA OR CORRINE I KNOW IT'S YOU ADDING TO THIS THREAD!
Unironic Ralphamale 08/18/2026 (Tue) 08:11:29 ID: 6f78d1 No.290185
Open file (26.43 KB 112x112 3444-tohrusmug.png)
>>290184 Y'know, if I woke up tomorrow as a mid-20s-something-year old Czech female, I'm sure that posting here wouldn't be high on my to-do list. Also I wouldn't keep dying my hair fucking purple. I think maybe I'd dye it orange or blonde or orange-ish blonde. I think maybe I'd like get some orange contact lens and try to look like pic related. But in this reality I'm a guy so, enough of my autogynephilic fantasies. What about you, good sir? What would you do in such scenario? If you woke up tomorrow in the body of a reproductive washing machine that can make sandwiches?
Unironic Ralphamale 08/18/2026 (Tue) 08:16:00 ID: 6f78d1 No.290186
This not a threat or something btw before you schizo out. Not going to take you out of your body or anything like that. This is just a WHAT IF. What would you do, good sir?
Unironic Ralphamale 08/18/2026 (Tue) 08:41:40 ID: 89f591 No.290187
Open file (24.77 KB 164x163 Youtube.png)
>>290185 She's not really that bad looking in fact of course, at least without the purple hair, but I was stating my own personal preferences more than anything. Bitch is married though so I won't compliment her beyond that.
Unironic Ralphamale 08/18/2026 (Tue) 09:05:59 ID: 5c872f No.290188
>>290185 >>290186 >>290187 This is the opposite of Andrew Ditch! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ry9pacbs34 Is autistic and wants to be schizophrenic and Andrew Ditch is schizophrenic and wants to be autistic! Wtf! Sometimes I wonder if he's a parody of Andrew Ditch especially since he's skinny too compared to Andrew not. Also wtf: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb6jAD4SbGg
Unironic Ralphamale 08/18/2026 (Tue) 09:07:10 ID: 5c872f No.290189
>>290143 It's too much paranoia!
Unironic Ralphamale 08/18/2026 (Tue) 09:11:14 ID: 5c872f No.290190
Open file (1.92 MB 2400x1080 Screenshot_20260818-050910.png)
Open file (1.13 MB 2400x1080 Screenshot_20260818-050916.png)
Open file (3.77 MB 4000x3000 IMG_20260725_230734687_HDR.jpg)
>>290185 I LOVE TOHRU! Rip off OC.
Unironic Ralphamale 08/18/2026 (Tue) 09:44:19 ID: 5b3d4b No.290192
>>290190 She's a pretty wholesome chungus. >>290188 I don't get the context behind this post yet.
Unironic Ralphamale 08/22/2026 (Sat) 01:55:13 ID: 8c2532 No.290256
>>290192 Andrew Ditch, people say he either fakes autism to get the diagnosis but fails to get that label, or delusionally believes he has it to get the diagnosis and fails to get that label, but he has schizoaffective, Gnostic is literally the opposite of that, autistic but delusionally autistically believes he's schizo spectrum, however he did get that diagnosis (apparently) once but it was schizoaffective but he felt more schizotypal however now he thinks it was accurate that it is schizoaffective lol.
Jonny the lolcow mind gooner. 08/22/2026 (Sat) 05:43:36 ID: 8c2532 No.290258
Open file (138.94 KB 1366x768 Jonnyism YouTube community post, No one cares about me (Lolcow).png)
Open file (76.63 KB 1365x551 Jonnyism YouTube community post, No one cares about me (Lolcow) (2).png)
Open file (93.66 KB 1365x647 Jonnyism YouTube community post, No one cares about me (Lolcow) (3).png)
Open file (547.26 KB 1440x1787 Doodletones isn't a diaper fetishist, I AM! (Schoolitdown22).jpg)
Open file (12.94 MB 4000x3000 Masturbating to Pomni & Chun-Li (Autistic feet foot fetish gooner cringe porn) (Clown emoji censored).png)
IDK if I should post the uncensored. Masturbating to Pomni & Chun-Li (Autistic feet foot fetish gooner cringe porn) (Clown emoji censored) JUST GET STONED AND STROKE TO OUR FEET MEME
Unironic Ralphamale 08/23/2026 (Sun) 07:09:58 ID: a85528 No.290282
>>290258 Not endorsing the posting of revenge porn or whatever but just saying that you can spoiler images.
Jonny the lolcow mind gooner. 08/23/2026 (Sun) 07:16:33 ID: 8c2532 No.290283
Open file (8.67 MB 4000x2159 Masturbating to Pomni & Chun-Li (Autistic feet foot fetish gooner cringe porn) (Clown emoji censored) (2).png)
Open file (2.93 MB 4000x2175 Masturbating to Pomni & Chun-Li (Autistic feet foot fetish gooner cringe porn) (Clown emoji) (2).jpg)
>>290282 Can't really say it's revenge porn if it's done by oneself exhibitionist exposed style, so no crime is committed here, all done by me, Jonny.
Jonny the lolcow mind gooner. 08/23/2026 (Sun) 08:15:49 ID: 8c2532 No.290290
Open file (149.11 KB 1366x768 Jonnyism YouTube community post, I can't believe people choose to be alone (not ONE person wants to be with me).png)
Yep, no one cares. Aspie gooner. Autistic gooner. Cringe porn loving gooner. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb6jAD4SbGg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qwpb5QmN3NI The last time of having an actual connection with someone, sad. Terrible music: Nu metal symphonic metal crap music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ_Q2FauzF0 Tool and Nightwish rip off: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTSWdqcUiwo Avant-garde experimental schizocore Captain Beefheart wannabe psychedelic Freddie Mercury wannabe progressive rock music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=os1CIY8BCN0
Jonny the lolcow mind gooner. 08/23/2026 (Sun) 08:17:11 ID: 8c2532 No.290291
Open file (949.70 KB 1080x744 Cynthoni.png)
Open file (426.49 KB 1200x900 Gooning is taking over my life (3) (Laughing emoji).png)
>>290290 So just cry aspie autistic cringe porn loving gooner Sewerslvt Cynthoni tranny wannabe crapcore.
Jonny the lolcow mind gooner. 08/23/2026 (Sun) 08:21:17 ID: 8c2532 No.290292
Open file (18.68 KB 537x337 Favorite words for lack of intelligence in order- Retard Idiot Moron Stupid Dumb.jpg)
>>290291 oh but i can't cry only out my dick ruined orgasm style can i cry i cant even have a proper orgasm cumming session lol im such a retard idiot moron im so stupid and im dumb
Unironic Ralphamale 08/23/2026 (Sun) 09:09:09 ID: 32860b No.290293
Open file (1.66 MB 2304x1728 IMG_20260823_050356529_BURST000_COVER.jpg)
Open file (1.73 MB 2304x1728 IMG_20260823_050520581_BURST000_COVER.jpg)
Open file (1.47 MB 2304x1728 IMG_20260819_003807502.jpg)
Open file (3.20 MB 4000x3000 IMG_20260819_005548174.jpg)
Reminds me of Giggly Goon Clown https://youtu.be/bLV2HX4rQ5A?si=QziqV1GKNQCHu_tq EAT MY ASSBURGERS!
Report/Delete/Moderation Forms
Delete
Report