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Daniel Lopez / Time 4 Guillotines / I Frot The Law / Cancer ♥ / Stay Noided / The Guntichrist / BigFanOfTheKillstream Barry 08/23/2025 (Sat) 21:14:42 ID: 77e6ae No.272811
Daniel Lopez / Time 4 Guillotines / I Frot The Law / Cancer ♥ / Stay Noided / The Гунтichrist / BigFanOfTheKillstream Daniel Lopez is a homeless ginger-hispanic mutt mystery meat "white" man of dubious legal and immigration status, with an expressed hatred for G​AMERGATEs. He's a former (?) E-laine Miller (TheGatorGamer) simp. <"[E-laine] is already perfect" -Daniel Lopez Despite being homeless for at least the last couple years, after apparently being banned from his mother's house, he somehow has narcissist (narc) tendencies. Former "moderator" of the Onion Farms forums appointed by the Alzheimer's autistic schizophrenic Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt, he's been widely hated on both foxdick farms and its splinter forums. Banned by Null from KF on his I Frot The Law account and currently ban-evading there on his "Cancer ♥" sock. <"this dead gay website that maybe 5 people tops use." -Anonymous user's (totally not Danny Lopez's) thoughts on alogs.space Various accusations have been made against Daniel, including Onion Farms users like Nektar Geist and "Crimson Fucker" accusing him of being a sweaty gamer. Personally I believe I've witnessed him making posts about his illegal drug usage. <"I believe in TheGatorGamer. <More than any woman. <May she finds success [sic]" <-Daniel Lopez's thoughts, aspirations and admirations for TheGatorGamer An unwelcome narc on this and many other forums or boards, hopefully he migrates elsewhere from here like he does in his gypsy-like travails in real life. <"Much street love, TheGatorGamer <I'll cut for you in America, girl" <-More Daniel Lopez's faggotry and simping for sweaty gamer E-laine His mother's house dox (he's homeless): https://doxbin.com/upload/DanielLopezsinformation
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<picsrel More examples of the type of crap he posts.
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A couple post from his banned KF account I Frot The Law.
>pale ginger >"Lopez" >"hispanic" Another Pisslame faildox. Have you ever seen a Mexican, Pisslame? They don't look like that. Also there's literally thousands of people with this exact same name in every state of the US. God you are such a failure E-Lame.
E-laine x Daniel Lopez cow crossover: https://alogs.space/cow/res/272070.html
>>272816 <"Lopez" It's what he calls his last name, I don't know what the fuck to tell you. Schizo.
>Doesn't establish the connection between man in picture and "Daniel Lopez" anywhere >no proof of how dox was obtained or anything tying it to this man OP has a vendetta against >every single screencap has different usernames with zero consistency >literally nobody reading this will know which one of the users is supposed to be "Daniel Lopez" >obvious personal army request This thread is extremely schizophrenic and poorly put together, almost like someone with an IQ of 17.1 made it.
>>272818 You obviously got trolled, retard.
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>>272811 Forgot to mention that this thread was created by request >picrel
>>272819 >>272820 Daniel Lopez posting btw
>>272819 <literally nobody reading this will know which one of the users is supposed to be "Daniel Lopez" All of them, alts. <obvious personal army request This isn't faggot farms, go back.
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He's really, really seething, jumping on his KF alt to seethe about "Skibidi" unprompted and "coincidentally" (previous post included for context and date). Dan, log off.
>>272819 Let her post and maintain her cute little thread all by herself and she can think she's done something. Nobody cares. The only reason her thread here is so popular is bickers she keeps falling for the same bit over and over again and people like fucking with her which they can't do on brokedickfarms. When she realizes why the hamster keeps running maybe she'll break the cycle but she isn't smart enough to connect the dots. Let her failed crusade keep going, I say.
Aw, how cute, a SNCA thread on a DNB imageboard 🤭 I am so owned, I'll never irritate shitty people never ever again lmfao. Anyway, watch this, Pisslame. I will literally never look at or reply to this thread again. People (Jess, looking at you nigga) can skinwalk me to their heart's cocks, especially if it's funny, but this thread doesn't exist as far as I'm concerned
>>272844 Dan masturbates to this disgusting image every night btw. That's why he keeps posting it.
Fr though his spamming it is also part of why this thread exists
>>272837 Literally nobody else is squealing about your thread on multiple samefag posts besides yourself, Dan. Reminder.
I'll admit that British homo (not Nektar, the other anon one) is probably gay enough to defend Dan's honor, but that's two faggots tops.
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Calls Bx "retarded". Rocks, glass house. Also muh heckin' transphobia (I don't really care about that, but they will) <Hail satan
>>272844 <People (Jess, looking at you nigga) can skinwalk me to their heart's cocks Who tf is Jess?
>>272917 the person doing half the posting in this and the retard who made this threads thread
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"Not Daniel Lopez" definitely NOT obsessed with some "literally who" Onion Farms user that he has a grudge against, or more accurately whom is interfering with Daniel's current mission to suck Null's cock. >Yeop: 2024 j0sh reveals his intent to become King Cobra JFS landlord and installing cameras on the premises and restricting cobes with various stipulations Typical Null passive-aggressive psycho "ween" bullshit btw. Like with what he attempted with Chris Chan before the incest shit. (He sent Christ Chan gift cards to track his purchasing habits.) Bet Daniel can get the appeal of this behavior, being a narc himself. >>272936 Meds
>>272937 What's his fight with crystal golem about
>>272938 >crystal golem Don't know who that is.
Anyway, I know KampungGoy. Yes, he's a bit of a tard, but Daniel is attacking him for the wrong reasons. A-logging and "documenting" Null is the good thing he does. Other than that he's pretty much a retard. I can't really recall anything specifically that he posted, but I do know that he's gay and a retard. But the Null autism isn't a real problem.
Nothing Pisslaine ever says again matters bickers she admitted she hates seeing her own face so much she wears masks in public cuz she is a nasty skelly whore even her parents dont love (probably cuz of her face in fact of course)
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Hi my name is TheGatorGamer. I'm the low IQ retard who wouldn't stop shitting up my own thread about some Kiwi Farmer who probably isn't even around any more. I am going to accuse random KF accounts of being that person's sock bickers I make 20 million sock accounts so other people must do it as well. I am still obsessed with Null but I am in total denial. It really hurts my fee fees he wont even acknowledge me. Let me destroy my brain even more with drugs to forget.
>>272940 Kampung"boy" might be the only person more parasocially obsessed with Null than Pisslame herself. The fact he named himself after a little boy anime character is weird as hell too. I wonder if it's Slav Power or some other gay faggot whose advances Null rejected. No doubt someone who used to be a fanboy and now is acting like a spiteful ex. It's embarrassing in fact of course.
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I remember this guy sent me a pissy DM bickers I negrated his post sucking off Barnhill on Onionfarms. I'll try to find them again if I can I remember posting them in cyclical though.
I heard Kampugnboy is a pooner, it would definitely explain the little anime boy avatar and shota obsession since pooners are mostly fujoshits into raping little boys. That's why she spends all day reading teenage Nulls Blockland posts mayhaps.
>>272947 Evidence?
>>272971 >Durr proof The scabs on your little ching chong ding dong, my dood
>>272975 That’s racist and unacceptable. Don’t talk about people that way — grow up and try showing some basic decency.
Big gay big homo
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Sprate Header thunk emoji >KF and Daniel vs E-laine and her 764 pedo buddy remind me of meme in picrel btw
>>272992 Been a whole lot of simp clitty leaking and meth smoke around these parts this week :story: KF dot st/threads/764-its-offshoots-com-internet-extortion-groups.200432/post-22348702
Literally about 50% of the posting on this board lately is Dan btw, outside of the general thread. Just so you know.
>>273050 Retarded theory. Here, I'll not post for the next week. I'm in the process of switching states again anyway
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Samefagging himself and plotting to takeover whatever site he is currently using. Just the usual Daniel narc faggotry that got him hated everywhere else. Any response from Fagmin Robi?
>>273050 And yes, he's making at least 60% of the current posts in the E-laine thread. Raising that number since he denied it (lied).
Now I'm not ngl, I don't like Fagmin Robi. But Daniel isn't qualified to run a dumpster, let alone a website. So I will side with Robi in the inevitable conflict started by Daniel being an insufferable faggot.
<"Waaaaah Onion Farms users are (supposedly) posting and I can't handle it or counterarguments against my lies, as a narcissist I must start my own website now where I can ban anyone who disagrees with me" <-Daniel Spicpez
Wait you're just copying your idol Null now, I get it now
This is literally the most neutral space imaginable with a hands-off admin who does the bare minimum gods possible (cus he's usually on the "robowaifu" board jacking off in fact of course). Just goes to show that Daniel can't even handle a neutral ground where the staff aren't even against him, and needs to be coddled.
Why did you skip the usual step of trying to ingratiate yourself with staff anyway, or did you try emailing him and he told you off already (similar to what happened to E-laine?)
>>273093 Still not me, I mean him lol. I've repeatedly said I'm not a fan of samefagging and the only reason people think I, I mean he does that is bickers Kengle's retarded ass swept multiple people's accounts into his like Polonium and Jack
>>273100 Just shut the fuck up and stop posting, thanks.
>>273099 All I, I mean he, did was agree with another poster that a splinter would be cool. He, I mean I, I mean he, wouldn't even want to admin or janny it, he just thinks it'd be cool if the owner and jannies weren't entirely checked out and shit his pants and didn&apos;t do gay ass shit like the excessive word filters that make it difficult for new users to post. I mean really, word filtering m1lk and n1gger is fucking retarded
>>273102 Oh wait my bad, "pwease keep posting Mr. cow, we need more coontent and my jewish mother to keep flowing. KF needs the lololols to keep coming. G​AMERGATE kill yourself G​AMERGATE." Sorry wasn't posting right like a true foxdick farms user
>>273101 How about you suck my dirty ginger beaner hobo dick, cry baby faggot? I really have a hard time anyone but Arkomia is crying this hard about me, well beyond Pisslame but at least she has a reason to feel upset with me
Is the schizo on here who is obsessed with "Daniel Lopez" just Pisslame or are there several people this man has driven to madness? When will Daniel Hobo Lopez be stopped? He can't keep getting away with it!
>>273102 >if the owner and jannies weren't entirely checked out and shit his pants and didn&apos;t do gay ass shit like the excessive word filters that make it difficult for new users to post. There are no jannies on this board fyi, it's just the admin and possibly a global moderator if there is any. You could apply to adopt this board and SWEEP to your hearts cocks. I wouldn't even blame you for sweeping up your own dox and thread, totally normal behavior by anyone. Not sarcasm.
>>273105 I was an intentional nuisance on Onion Farms for the last couple years. During that time I also blog posted about my IRL, which I consider interesting since it contained me being a carnie and then a state hopping hobo. There are a handful of retards I booty tickled so hard they're still seething about me. That's the QRD >>273106 >Sweep up your own dox Again, I'm the one who put that out there years ago. I challenge you to find a shred of evidence literally anywhere that I'm not the one who posted my dox, bickers it would be funny to waste your time after being told the honest truth. I don't remotely care if people know who I am. What does annoy me though is the constant accusations of people being another, which is more of a problem with the culture and no amount of sweeping could fix that. I am completely serious that 75% of the time when someone thinks they're addressing me that is someone else entirely. Perhaps this could be solved by trip codes being enabled, something that only takes a toggle of a button. I have a strong intuition as to who the new users here are but I have no intention of fueling further schizo derailing over shit that doesn't matter, especially when they're not overtly aggro towards me nor overtly on my side. The thing with this DNB of a site format is for it to be fun and successful people need to engage with the cocks instead of the user behind the cocks. Tiktok brained retards cannot be fucked to put aside their desire to fuck off someone they think is their enemy, which is whatever, I engage in the schizoposting too. Regardless, I don't think Robi or his tranny-fucking-G​AMERGATE obsessed janny is capable of changing what this site is now and I'm not either. If someone wanted to make a pseudonymous imageboard with VPN free login required, maybe there'd be something there. I have nothing against Robi, my understanding is he's an ok dude that can be trusted. But it'd be really cool if the nigga at the wheel wasn't too busy schizoposting about fucking robots to actually pay attention to his own site.
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>>273108 >But it'd be really cool if the nigga at the wheel wasn't too busy schizoposting about fucking robots to actually pay attention to his own site. >fucking robots Oh, how unfortunately literally true that is. Fucking. Robots. Still a better admin than Null though. Anyway, I'm kind of starting to ignore you Dan bickers of the most prominent reasons: >1. I'm pragmatic enough to know when E-laine needs to be knocked down a peg or four. >2. This is starting to get boring. >3. I feel like and declare that trolling goals I had were achieved. So run hog wild or something.
Turning into an alog over a woman rejecting you(after you already carved your name into your thighs like an emo woman) is probably one of the most pathetic things I've seen online.
>>273161 Their name into your thighs*
>>273161 Not quite as pathetic as picrel tho
>>273161 Surely Pisslame has screenshots of this epic rejection that surely happened, she always saves her Ws

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