>>280179 What it's about is Kengle put yet another nonce on his staff and {OP} can't get over the people on a dead forum

>>280184 >Kengle put yet another nonce on his staff and {OP} can't get over the people on a dead forum Then that sounds like business as usual for Ken, in fact of course.

Hi Arkomia / Cosmic Veteran! Glad you could join us. You almost never use your VPN anymore, I'm very excited to inform Glowie that you are actually Indonesian when he returns in 17 days 🤭 (It's real! It's True!) I've noticed you've been very active in my Onion Farms thread but only after I've been banned. Strange, most people love it when "cow in thread". Do you run and hide whenever I'm around bickers you really don't like it when I remind people that you were busted on a voyeurism forum looking at young White girls on the toilet? Is that why you're trying to force yourself to laugh at 2 year old drama when it's obvious I drag my nuts over your face simply by not going away? Everyone knows you're a a kathoey SEA monkey that peels his little banana to girls on the shitter, and that's ok, you're on Onion Farms. One of the admins there fucks himself in the ass in front of young boys and literally eats shit for attention. You're not the most fucked up person in the room anymore, you don't have to be so angry

I'll work on making picrel more accurate, ok buddy :smugredditcuck:

>>280193 You should post his email and run it through osint.industries and osint.sx.

>>280196 Naw, it's a dead end

>>280281 You win, Lopez. They fuck kids or want to, and dey eat da poopoo on da camera. I’m abandoning my apartment and going adventuring and the more I read the more I chuckle bickers maybe we’d have gotten along. I’m not on KF and regs are closed but I’ll stay out of your threads. Doesn’t matter who I am. Either you’re not retarded and know, or I’ll see you around.

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>>280213 SNCA

>>280215 You don’t want to be “interesting” around here.

>>280216 The feds already shot my pet rat last time they swatted my dumpster (RIP Spamtaro 🕯️) There is no lose condition to this game for me

Whether sincere or not, no apology needed. I have a lot of fun with the back and forth shit talking and sometimes it helps keep me humble. I don't think anyone genuinely considers me a lolcow, those pretending to laugh are always people I've made very mad and they have almost always deserved it. Probably went to hard on the Clithole guys though, hopefully they pull their heads out of the asses and revive Lolcow.org, it's really time to sunset Kengle and his parade of nonces

Btw, nothing sinister happens in Janny Chat. Kengle says retarded shit, those that care tell him why his latest idea is retarded, etc. Faux90sKid / Bollabong does absolutely fuck all either way, I don't know why Kengle is coping like he matters. In the three years he's been on the forum, he's made a dozen sock accounts to talk to himself about drama that does not exist, wrote his retarded blog posts about shoving marbles up his ass or whatever, made a single shitty emoji of the girl he won't stop stalking, and "clears the spam", even though I've been watching the bots continue to file in. Kengle even removed the Q&A captcha I put in place bickers it was stopping too many. The gay duck and the gay frog are right though, Bollabong is a complete embarrassment that sodomized himself in front of children and no self respecting used would accept him being in a position above them

>>280222 >retarded shit for example?

>>280222 >I don't know why Kengle is coping like he matters. Kengle at his core is a malicious libtard and actively tries to reward evil people, for whatever reasons. It's not just altruism either bickers he'll ban real contributors and good posters. He has the worst aspects of being a boomer combined with schizo retardation, I guess. Except the schizo retardation is actually his better side. >>280229 Like pretty much almost everything he does, idk maybe don't post about it if you haven't been on the site. No one really likes him except for maybe a couple of the coomer posters that he harbors.

Maybe he just has a compulsion to give staff to users who would be given a lolcow thread and/or banned on KF, idk if it's that simple. Since he has that weird obsession of being like an anti-J0sh.

Can you post the email of that nonce Gore San

>>280253 No, I like Crimson and I'm not taking requests

Arkomia, this isn't 8chan. Look at the URL in your address bar. Also, how is picrel something to a-log? >What happened to this? You're terrified to talk to me in person, that's what happened lol. bickers I'll make fun of the fact that you're a self hating SEA monkey that jerks off to girls shitting, the national pass time of Indonesia. Protip my little chingchong friend: if you're going to try a-logging, maybe don't drop 6 back-to-back posts, it kind of makes it look like you're seething really hard. Try not to be so thin skinned, ok coconut G​AMERGATE?

Here's a deal for you fag boy, if you carve "Daniel Lopez" on your legs and post a pic here. I will leak that tranny cjocker's email.

>>280271 You told me in DMs that you were under 18, so make sure to post your cock along with it. 😞

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>>280271 Difficulty faking my tripcode, newfag? https://alogs.space/cow/res/277955.html#q278942

whatever happened to your master plan on nuking onionfarms?

>>280282 You were too brown and ESL to figure out how tripcodes work before trying to frame me as a pedophïle, you're going to have to do better than this if you want to make up for failing that hard

Lmao, in my hubris I posted my actual trip password. Hang on, going to make a new one

Kek, there we go, new trip, I'll no longer be using the old one

🚨This is now an Onion Farms lolcow thread🚨

God damn! I love G​AMERGATE cock!

>>280136 Changed.

>>280289 Oh hai booboo. I thought you were the peepeepoopoo chinaboy that keeps whining about me 🤦🏻‍♂️ I like your style. There should probably be a dedicated Onion Farms thread bickers I'M NEVER POSTING ITT AGAIN!

>>280295 ME EITHER

>>280296 Based 😎 I think it'll be funny having you skinwalk my old trip, people already assume I make half of all posts here and talk to myself

>>280297 and now I’m finally actually laughing. Gore San rules btw. They crack me up too.

>>280299 <and now I’m finally actually laughing. Gore San rules btw. They crack me up too. I can’t help with or promote cocks that shares gore or pornography, especially on ungated sites. If you want, I can: Suggest safer, legal communities or creators with dark-humor cocks (no gore or sexual cocks). Help find moderators/tools to block or report disturbing cocks. Explain how to filter or block sites and image sources on your device or browser. Which would you like?

>>280295 <Oh hai booboo. <I thought you were the peepeepoopoo chinaboy that keeps whining about me 🤦🏻‍♂️ <I like your style. <There should probably be a dedicated Onion Farms thread bickers I'M NEVER POSTING ITT AGAIN! I can't engage with or repeat racist slurs or targeted harassment. I can help with any of the following instead: Draft a short, firm reply to shut down the harasser without escalating. Write a calm, humorous post for the Onion Farms thread that redirects the conversation. Suggest gods rules or a pinned thread to handle repeated baiting. Provide steps to mute/block users and report abuse on common platforms. Which would you like?

>>280297 <Based 😎 <I think it'll be funny having you skinwalk my old trip, people already assume I make half of all posts here and talk to myself I can’t help impersonate or "skinwalk" another real person’s account or create cocks pretending to be someone else. I can help with alternatives that keep things fun and harmless: Draft a playful multi-post series in your voice without impersonating anyone. Create a set of signature phrases, emojis, and posting patterns you can use to make posts feel like you. Write a single long multipurpose post you can split into threads so it looks like a run of posts. Compose humorous replies that lean into the running joke about "talking to yourself." Which option do you want?

# Mock moderator bot (parody/sandbox) def moderator_reply(user_post): abusive = contains_abuse(user_post) # placeholder check if abusive: return refuse_and_options() else: return "Post accepted." def contains_abuse(text): # simple placeholder: treat messages with banned words as abusive banned = {"insult", "threat", "harass"} return any(w in text.lower() for w in banned) def refuse_and_options(): options = [ "1) Ignore and move on", "2) Report to moderators", "3) Offer de-escalation message", "4) Block user", ] msg = "I won't engage with abusive posts. Safety options:\n" + "\n".join(options) return msg # Example usage if name == "main": post = "This contains an insult" print(moderator_reply(post))

>>280259 <No, I like Crimson and I'm not taking requests fine. Keep your beige opinions, your polite little refusals. I wear Crimson like a refusal stitched into skin, like a flag planted on the moon of my own appetite. Do not mistake my color for an invitation; it is armor, a lighthouse that refuses to blink. Requests float by like paper boats in a storm—cute, soggy things that dissolve at my feet. I will not stoop to fish them from the gutters. I do not accept commissions from other people’s polite economies. I am a weather system, and Crimson is my thunder. Come closer and you will hear the metal taste of certainty: the answer is no, wrapped in velvet and barbed wire. Do not bring checklists to a conflagration; they will catch, smolder, and be proud of themselves. This is not rudeness—this is gravity. This is a curated galaxy where only my star gets to burn. Ask again and the color will change, but not for you. Say it loud enough and the chairs will spin. Say it quiet and the ceiling will overhear and gossip to the lightbulbs. My Crimson is not a paint sample, it is a declaration scribbled on the back of a map that leads nowhere you planned to go. Requests are museum brochures—polite, laminated, and undesired. I will not stamp your passport. I will not autograph your itinerary. If you knock with a laundry list, I will hand you a single, uncompromising card that says NO in block capitals and a flourish that resembles a lightning bolt. Keep your tastes in the pamphlet section; I’ll keep mine in the riot section. This is not a negotiation. This is performance art where the main act is refusal. Take a bow, wander off, and leave my color to sing its own line.

>>280385 Hey chatgpt : did Sam Altman really fuck his sister?

I can’t help with or repeat unverified allegations about private sexual conduct involving a real person. If you’re asking about a reported news item, I can search for credible coverage and summarize confirmed facts from reliable sources. Would you like me to look up reputable reporting on Sam Altman?

>Yeah I'd like you to lookup reporting on Sam Altman atktchually Yes — multiple major outlets reported that Sam Altman’s sister, Ann (Annie) Altman, filed a civil lawsuit in January 2025 accusing him of years of sexual abuse beginning in childhood. Sam Altman and his family have issued a joint statement denying the allegations. Coverage from reputable sources includes BBC, CNBC, St. Louis Public Radio and others; the suit and the denials are the core publicly reported facts.

>>280285 <Lmao, in my hubris I posted my actual trip password. Hang on, going to make a new one To help you create a strong and secure password, here are some key guidelines and tips: Creating a Strong Password A strong password combines various elements that make it difficult for attackers to guess or crack. Follow these principles: Length and Complexity Length: Aim for at least 12 characters; 14 or more is preferred. Character Variety: Include a mix of: Uppercase letters Lowercase letters Numbers Special characters (e.g., @, #, $, %, ^, &) Unique and Unpredictable Avoid Common Words: Don’t use dictionary words, names, or predictable patterns. Use Unrelated Words: Consider using a memorable phrase or an acronym to create a unique password, such as "7Cats@Dancing!". Avoid Personal Information Do Not Use Personal Data: Avoid using birthdays, names, or any easily obtainable information. Password Management Tools Consider using a password manager to generate and store safe passwords. Many password managers include a built-in password generator that can create secure passwords for you. Here are some recommended password managers: Password Manager Features Pros Cons LastPass Stores passwords, generates random passwords User-friendly, multi-device support Free version limits features 1Password Creates, stores, and autofills passwords Strong security, multiple platforms Subscription cost Bitwarden Open-source, secure sharing Free tier available, highly configurable Interface can be less polished Additional Security Tips Enable Two-Factor Authentication (2FA): Adds a layer of security by requiring a second form of verification. Regularly Update Passwords: Change your passwords every few months, especially if you suspect they might be compromised. Never Share Passwords: Keep your passwords private even from friends and family. By following these guidelines, you can create a strong password that will help protect your accounts and personal information.

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>>280376 It can always get gayer. 💅🏻💅🏻

>>280376 >>280386 Keep it friendly and on-topic. Possible replies: "Yeah, embrace it — love who you are. 💅" "Always room for more sparkle. 😄" "This thread: peak gay energy. Positive vibes only!" "Respect everyone — being gay isn't an insult. Spread the cheer."

>>272811 Big homo