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Daniel Lopez / Time 4 Guillotines / I Frot The Law / Cancer ♥ / Stay Noided / The Guntichrist / BigFanOfTheKillstream Barry 08/23/2025 (Sat) 21:14:42 ID: 77e6ae No.272811
Daniel Lopez / Time 4 Guillotines / I Frot The Law / Cancer ♥ / Stay Noided / The Гунтichrist / BigFanOfTheKillstream Daniel Lopez is a homeless ginger-hispanic mutt mystery meat "white" man of dubious legal and immigration status, with an expressed hatred for G​AMERGATEs. He's a former (?) E-laine Miller (TheGatorGamer) simp. <"[E-laine] is already perfect" -Daniel Lopez Despite being homeless for at least the last couple years, after apparently being banned from his mother's house, he somehow has narcissist (narc) tendencies. Former "moderator" of the Onion Farms forums appointed by the Alzheimer's autistic schizophrenic Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt, he's been widely hated on both foxdick farms and its splinter forums. Banned by Null from KF on his I Frot The Law account and currently ban-evading there on his "Cancer ♥" sock. <"this dead gay website that maybe 5 people tops use." -Anonymous user's (totally not Danny Lopez's) thoughts on alogs.space Various accusations have been made against Daniel, including Onion Farms users like Nektar Geist and "Crimson Fucker" accusing him of being a sweaty gamer. Personally I believe I've witnessed him making posts about his illegal drug usage. <"I believe in TheGatorGamer. <More than any woman. <May she finds success [sic]" <-Daniel Lopez's thoughts, aspirations and admirations for TheGatorGamer An unwelcome narc on this and many other forums or boards, hopefully he migrates elsewhere from here like he does in his gypsy-like travails in real life. <"Much street love, TheGatorGamer <I'll cut for you in America, girl" <-More Daniel Lopez's faggotry and simping for sweaty gamer E-laine His mother's house dox (he's homeless): https://doxbin.com/upload/DanielLopezsinformation
Unironic Ralphamale 08/28/2025 (Thu) 19:39:35 ID: 045532 No.273164
>>273161 Surely Pisslame has screenshots of this epic rejection that surely happened, she always saves her Ws
Unironic Ralphamale 08/29/2025 (Fri) 23:16:24 ID: 93e603 No.273265
Why is this retard so insufferable.
Unironic Ralphamale 08/29/2025 (Fri) 23:22:29 ID: e21182 No.273266
>Probably divorced parents >Kicked out of mom's house in 20s - 30s >Rather unprepared and becomes homeless Tbf doesn't seem like a winning formula.
Unironic Ralphamale 08/29/2025 (Fri) 23:26:47 ID: e21182 No.273267
Contrast with TheGatorGamer "TheGatorGamer" Miller: >Pampered by dad up until at least her teenage years >Mom covers for her as her neurodivergent sped child >Probably still supported by family at 23 years old >Fails at life anyway despite being a young white female Jewish woman, with lots of societal bias in her favor >Not kicked out by parents (yet at least) Big think.
Unironic Ralphamale 08/31/2025 (Sun) 23:14:56 ID: de0498 No.273363
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Twitter user @TravLeBlanc aka Gaston LaNoir on KFarms accuses the KF ban evasion sock Cancer (Daniel) of making death threats against him.
James Augustine 08/31/2025 (Sun) 23:24:49 ID: 8f2f71 No.273364
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>>273164
Unironic Ralphamale 09/01/2025 (Mon) 00:06:28 ID: fd6f70 No.273368
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Unironic Ralphamale 09/01/2025 (Mon) 21:58:03 ID: 3b4ea0 No.273451
>>273363 It's only ban evading if you don't have permission to return 💅🏻 Are y'all laughing yet btw? That's a prerequisite for cowdom but this just seems like a lot of seething. Did Daniel do something to make you seethe?
Unironic Ralphamale 09/01/2025 (Mon) 22:03:07 ID: 3b4ea0 No.273452
>>273364 Hmm, that doesn't seem like what this user requested >>273164 Daniel has been a-logging Skelly a lot longer than the end of July, can we see the screenshots TheGatorGamer surely has from when they spoke on Twitter? There's no way she wouldn't have screenshots from such an epic event that totally happened, so where are they?
Unironic Ralphamale 09/01/2025 (Mon) 22:36:39 ID: 971a8b No.273455
>>273364 Do you even realize how much of a cunt this makes you look, Pisslame? Some guy genuinely reaches out to you cause he sees you spiraling and fucking up your life and you act like a massive bitch in return? you somehow manage to turn every good will people have towards you against you by being genuine unbearably awful.
Unironic Ralphamale 09/01/2025 (Mon) 23:39:51 ID: af4652 No.273456
>>273451 <permission to return In which case Null would unban your original account and expect you to post on that, duh.
Daniel Lopez 09/01/2025 (Mon) 23:44:06 ID: 048d30 No.273458
>>273455 It was a moment of genuine concern even after all the back and forth a-logging but she sent Smiggles in to press me about gay Internet shit instead of speaking herself then tried to backpedal once I realized it wasn't her like two messages in. I would advise anyone else to avoid feeling a shred of empathy for her, I won't make the same mistake twice
Daniel Lopez 09/01/2025 (Mon) 23:46:10 ID: 048d30 No.273459
>>273456 I don't have an account on KF but you should know how mercurial Null can be and things sometimes work more based on his mood than any concrete system
Unironic Ralphamale 09/03/2025 (Wed) 02:05:23 ID: ffde44 No.273514
>>273459 Yeah sorry didn't respond to this when I read it bickers I didn't have time for dumbassery, but your dumbassery is now noted.
Unironic Ralphamale 09/03/2025 (Wed) 20:31:19 ID: 958752 No.273580
Going to bash his teeth in one day with a lead pipe after I find the overpass he's living under. (Dear feds, I don't have any actual plans to do this so therefor this is a not a threat and as well know we can just say whatever shit we want nowadays anyway as long as it's a "joke" and not serious)
Daniel Lopez 09/03/2025 (Wed) 21:00:18 ID: f8b50d No.273595
>>273580 I carry bear mace + a machete and have used both before, pussy 💅🏻 Plus only crackheads chill under bridges, I hang in my hammock all cute and cozy
Daniel Lopez 09/04/2025 (Thu) 00:22:01 ID: f8b50d No.273606
Sleeping in a graveyard tonight bickers I don't want to be bothered by homebums creeping up on me and I need a good night's sleep. It's going to be close to freezing and I'm rather under prepared but it is what it is toobz, that's what the gin is for. Oh btw this is my blog now, no one except 3 butthurt idiots think I'm a cow and those who know of me the best know I enjoy sharing my daily hobo adventures. It's overall incredibly fun and even the shitty times have their own silver lining since I'm obviously somewhat self destructive and masochistic. Anyway, sorry OP you gigantic queer, you can keep documenting my supposed Peewee Barns accounts but the bulk of this thread will be me talking about my favorite subject
Daniel Lopez 09/04/2025 (Thu) 00:24:26 ID: f8b50d No.273607
Maybe I should start live streaming 🤔 I wouldn't still it here for obvious reasons but I bet I could rattle my tin cup online and make a pretty penny telling my stories, would any of you watch?
Unironic Ralphamale 09/04/2025 (Thu) 01:43:57 ID: 9028d9 No.273613
>>273607 someone will watch anything. if it's funny it's watchable.
Unironic Ralphamale 09/04/2025 (Thu) 01:56:51 ID: d65e99 No.273615
>>273607 I'll watch your hobo adventures
Daniel Lopez 09/04/2025 (Thu) 09:37:46 ID: f8b50d No.273651
Is there a live streaming platform that doesn't require Streamlabs?
Daniel Lopez 09/04/2025 (Thu) 10:38:29 ID: f8b50d No.273655
I love these couple hours right before dawn. Too chilly to sleep, nowhere I need to be, no one around to bother me, all my powerbanks+vapes+phones topped off, still got half a bottle, perfecto 🤌🏻
Daniel Lopez 09/04/2025 (Thu) 12:29:09 ID: f8b50d No.273657
Lol meeting the groundskeeper of a cemetery is always a treat. Basically what you'd assume as far as physiognomy, never confrontational since that dude always gets why you'd want to spend time there, helpful with trash bags and a quick restroom usage. Solid dudes all around. Ugh, been packed up for an hour but now I need to fuck off and go be a nuisance elsewhere. Flying a sign is becoming more of a burden as I get older but I don't get paid out on my last abandoned job until Tuesday so have to do the thing. The goal for today is to catch $35 so I can buy a couple rolls of my nic pouches, beyond that another $10 for a wee dram and the food will just appear on its own. Wish me luck or eat my ass lads 🫡
Daniel Lopez 09/04/2025 (Thu) 16:53:49 ID: cd0a34 No.273674
Ain't even mad at the day. Took a wee nap on a pile of salt to get the demons and 4 AM gin out, now being a nuisance at gas station until they do something about it. Need to catch a $20 and I can fuck off for the day but I endure
Unironic Ralphamale 09/04/2025 (Thu) 17:55:27 ID: 51cc9b No.273677
You really just don't have any friends, do you? Here's a tip for you little danny --- no one likes you here either. This is genuinely more pathetic than TheGatorGamer.
Unironic Ralphamale 09/04/2025 (Thu) 20:26:36 ID: 00cb56 No.273694
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E-laine Miller/Smiggles has (bull)shit to say about Dan. Pure projection coming from her/them as usual (God this account sharing thing is so gay. Please FBI just throw both of them in jail already. Skip the years long autistic investigation, you have enough evidence already).
Unironic Ralphamale 09/04/2025 (Thu) 20:33:20 ID: 00cb56 No.273696
Daniel Lopez > The Elame-Smiggles melted together abomination
Unironic Ralphamale 09/04/2025 (Thu) 20:49:55 ID: f2a784 No.273700
>>273694 Pisslame and her bf live off government gibbs/their parents money, they would be homeless if it weren't leeching off other people and the taxpayer. Very rich of these two useless NEETs to look down on someone who actually goes outside and makes his own way in the world. Pisslame wouldn't survive a single day if left to her own devices.
Daniel Lopez 09/05/2025 (Fri) 01:01:34 ID: 0769db No.273738
>>273677 My mom was my last friend before she kicked me out :(
Daniel Lopez 09/05/2025 (Fri) 01:05:02 ID: 0769db No.273739
Got me a half gallon of gin for the evening and my hammock posted right beside the river, feels good man :) Going to have to go sober soon since I'll be heading back South to work for the winter but for tonight I'm incredibly comf. I'm considering Memphis for the jcaesar187amale meme but I might go with Mississippi, ain't never made it down there and I have to have a body of water
Unironic Ralphamale 09/05/2025 (Fri) 01:26:27 ID: d54c14 No.273740
>>273738 >My mom was my last friend before she kicked me out :( E-laine can relate to this.
Unironic Ralphamale 09/05/2025 (Fri) 01:32:06 ID: d54c14 No.273741
>>273739 >my hammock posted right beside the river St. Louis, Missouri? (Cold reading attempt)
Daniel Lopez 09/05/2025 (Fri) 10:46:47 ID: 0769db No.273774
The sun is threatening to rise and the wind off the water has had me awake a couple hours now. Been having to squeeze blood from the stone of one of my last employers for my final check but that's coming through today so I'll be able to get a proper 0° sleeping bag, which is exciting. I flew a sign some yesterday but don't have it in me to shake down pockets when I have a grand owed to me. Really just killing time until I can hop out again. Regardless, time to dust myself off for the day, maybe go be productive but will likely find a lonely place to dick around on my phone and enjoy my remaining gin and powerbank charges. >>273741 Too many G​AMERGATEs to be honest fam. Smart hobos White flight away from our underevolved cuzzins
Daniel Lopez 09/05/2025 (Fri) 13:37:48 ID: 0769db No.273786
I made frens with one of the gravekeepers and he told me one of the mausoleums is wide open at night, has a heater and electricity, and can be barred from the inside. It's so rare to meet someone that kind 🥹 Basecamp achieved and the building is fucking sick, I'll post pics of it once I've hopped out for my next state
Daniel Lopez 09/05/2025 (Fri) 18:46:52 ID: cf1ab0 No.273801
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Ok non Windex drinking causal casuals, this is you chance to get on a watch list, time to light up those bathrooms with you 360 no scope trick shots. We're doing big things and make the chingchongs seethe, JOIN TEH TERROR
Unironic Ralphamale 09/11/2025 (Thu) 01:28:35 ID: 029ff5 No.274191
Bump since this faggot definitely posts here
Unironic Ralphamale 09/12/2025 (Fri) 01:40:31 ID: 996b7b No.274273
Just noting that I checked and yep, he's still a massive faggot.
Daniel Lopez 09/12/2025 (Fri) 12:59:43 ID: dbb689 No.274301
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>>274191 I've been posting ITT the entire time, retard. Let me know when you start having a lol instead of seething bickers you got PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON&apos;T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD'd by a person of bindle
Daniel Lopez 09/12/2025 (Fri) 13:00:41 ID: dbb689 No.274302
>>274301 Lol discovered a new word filter Btfö'd*
Unironic Ralphamale 09/12/2025 (Fri) 23:32:17 ID: 5fb41a No.274340
So ignoring the previous sperging, turns out that the Null lurks the KF E-laine thread enough to ban a supposed sock account of her while the Dan sock didn't get banned. KF and Dan major L.
Daniel Lopez 09/13/2025 (Sat) 00:07:09 ID: b5a1b4 No.274350
>>274340 Alternatively, he responds to reports there when they come up and otherwise ignores her >while the Dan sock didn't get banned I don't have a sock there but I like to think someone would put in a good word for me if I came back :)
Unironic Ralphamale 09/13/2025 (Sat) 00:13:03 ID: 695681 No.274352
>>274350 >he responds to reports there when they come up and otherwise ignores her He reads more or less every thread on the website while eating plates of cheese, who do you think you're fooling
Unironic Ralphamale 09/14/2025 (Sun) 12:10:20 ID: f5b8e7 No.274423
>>274340 You haven't figured out yet Jewish sends him to different sites to shit up the place and I'm return he doesn't get banned anymore? The guys basically on the payroll now
Daniel Lopez 09/14/2025 (Sun) 12:22:51 ID: 043fb8 No.274425
>>274423 You seem upset. If you want to go back to KF you simply have to confess your sins to Father Null and say 100 Hail Lidl Drips 🙏🏻
Unironic Ralphamale 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:29:42 ID: 68c1da No.274431
>>274423 Where does one apply for this position? Hmu, Null I want in on this gig!
Unironic Ralphamale 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:40:39 ID: 68c1da No.274433
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>>274340 Massive troon hands wrote this post
Unironic Ralphamale 09/14/2025 (Sun) 18:41:41 ID: 68c1da No.274434
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Unironic Ralphamale 09/14/2025 (Sun) 21:00:24 ID: 58dbe0 No.274444
>>274431 Think you gotta freelance a bit at it and after awhile you get to the wink and nudge type of deal where things are allowed to slide
Daniel Lopez 09/14/2025 (Sun) 21:38:52 ID: 043fb8 No.274448
>>274444 That's accurate. Once you get tapped for acceptance into the Family by the Gouda Father you're taken into a dark cellar and made to take the Oath of Formaggiertà: I solemnly swear, upon the salt of the brine and the holiness of the mold, To uphold the sacred code of Formaggiertà I will never squeak against the family. I will never curdle our plans with loose talk. I will never cave under pressure, like a poorly aged brie. If I am ever questioned by the authorities, be they FDA, a food critic, or my Nonna, I will know nothing. I am but a simple cheesemonger of silence. I will take the secret of our legendary mozzarella pull to my grave. I will deny the existence of the stolen Saint André shipment. The location of the sacred pasta al forno shall be my secret to keep. Should I ever break this vow, let my veins run with watery whey. Let my crust crack and my bloom turn blue. Let me be cast out, to be grated over a mediocre salad for all eternity"
Unironic Ralphamale 09/16/2025 (Tue) 01:16:32 ID: 31f5e3 No.274491
>>272811 So what is the latest cope
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