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Daniel Lopez / Time 4 Guillotines / I Frot The Law / Cancer ♥ / Stay Noided / The Guntichrist / BigFanOfTheKillstream Barry 08/23/2025 (Sat) 21:14:42 ID: 77e6ae No.272811
Daniel Lopez / Time 4 Guillotines / I Frot The Law / Cancer ♥ / Stay Noided / The Гунтichrist / BigFanOfTheKillstream Daniel Lopez is a homeless ginger-hispanic mutt mystery meat "white" man of dubious legal and immigration status, with an expressed hatred for G​AMERGATEs. He's a former (?) E-laine Miller (TheGatorGamer) simp. <"[E-laine] is already perfect" -Daniel Lopez Despite being homeless for at least the last couple years, after apparently being banned from his mother's house, he somehow has narcissist (narc) tendencies. Former "moderator" of the Onion Farms forums appointed by the Alzheimer's autistic schizophrenic Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt, he's been widely hated on both foxdick farms and its splinter forums. Banned by Null from KF on his I Frot The Law account and currently ban-evading there on his "Cancer ♥" sock. <"this dead gay website that maybe 5 people tops use." -Anonymous user's (totally not Danny Lopez's) thoughts on alogs.space Various accusations have been made against Daniel, including Onion Farms users like Nektar Geist and "Crimson Fucker" accusing him of being a sweaty gamer. Personally I believe I've witnessed him making posts about his illegal drug usage. <"I believe in TheGatorGamer. <More than any woman. <May she finds success [sic]" <-Daniel Lopez's thoughts, aspirations and admirations for TheGatorGamer An unwelcome narc on this and many other forums or boards, hopefully he migrates elsewhere from here like he does in his gypsy-like travails in real life. <"Much street love, TheGatorGamer <I'll cut for you in America, girl" <-More Daniel Lopez's faggotry and simping for sweaty gamer E-laine His mother's house dox (he's homeless): https://doxbin.com/upload/DanielLopezsinformation
Unironic Ralphamale 11/25/2025 (Tue) 22:10:19 ID: 53d4c8 No.278898
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Looks like he's bounced, he posted this on his profile. Unpopular opinion I suppose but I will miss the funny homeless man.
Unironic Ralphamale 11/25/2025 (Tue) 22:31:06 ID: 2016dc No.278905
>>278885 I'm sure you would care, homo
Unironic Ralphamale 11/25/2025 (Tue) 22:32:41 ID: 2016dc No.278906
>>278898 <Looks like he's bounced <I will miss the funny homeless man. C u next Tuesday
Daniel Lopez#tNjqTL 11/26/2025 (Wed) 02:28:57 ID: fcfeca No.278941
>>278898 🤍
Unironic Ralphamale 11/26/2025 (Wed) 04:16:01 ID: 7d1691 No.278947
>flouncing back to anonymity >immediately starts tripfagging on here what did he mean by this, chyat?
Daniel Lopez#tNjqTL 11/26/2025 (Wed) 04:36:57 ID: fcfeca No.278949
>>278947 The Pisswitch Whorror won't be rid of me and I'm tired of the tards here deluding themselves into seeing me behind every post. More importantly, I think this is funny
Unironic Ralphamale 11/26/2025 (Wed) 04:46:50 ID: 8f7959 No.278950
>>278947 Can't take his word for anything, similar to some BPD female
Daniel Lopez#tNjqTL 11/26/2025 (Wed) 04:47:57 ID: fcfeca No.278951
Btw, Daimyo's wife left him and he's now living in San Francisco 🤭
Daniel Lopez#tNjqTL 11/26/2025 (Wed) 04:50:20 ID: fcfeca No.278952
>>278950 Great point, entirely disregard the prior statement, I was lying (probably)
Unironic Ralphamale 11/26/2025 (Wed) 07:55:59 ID: 3cbdcf No.278977
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<Fuck all you faggots for ruining /cow/ for your gay retarded vendettas with other psychotic people like Nuzach. The mindbroken freaks of my prolapsed butthole needed to stay in their insane asylum. You try to be nice but some people are just too autistic and psychotic. People like Chemo, Nuzach, Ramonfag. They are just complete psychopaths. Something wrong with them mentally. So I guess there is no real reasoning with this type of person.
Unironic Ralphamale 11/26/2025 (Wed) 09:04:22 ID: 9a0b86 No.278979
>>278952 the bit where you use your own code to say it's you and when deny all the times it's you without using it is really transparent and gay.
Daniel Lopez#tNjqTL 11/26/2025 (Wed) 13:16:01 ID: fcfeca No.278984
>>278979 Believe what you like, esé
Daniel Lopez#tNjqTL 11/26/2025 (Wed) 13:28:03 ID: fcfeca No.278985
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Daniel Lopez#tNjqTL 11/26/2025 (Wed) 20:05:29 ID: fcfeca No.278994
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Karen Engelhardt (401) 215-4390 75 Spring Rd North Kingstown, RI 02852
Unironic Ralphamale 11/26/2025 (Wed) 20:19:48 ID: 53c0ba No.278995
So, what happened?
Unironic Ralphamale 11/26/2025 (Wed) 20:29:54 ID: fa0b6c No.278996
>>278985 You got paid to do a thing and are upset by it?>>278995 Dan break down counter went up by one.
Daniel Lopez#tNjqTL 11/27/2025 (Thu) 00:22:49 ID: e918b5 No.279009
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>>278996 Kengle is insanely retarded and completely amoral, it'd take a full time wage for me to tolerate his bullshit. As I told him, it wasn't a favor towards me to have to deal with him finding some new way to piss me off every single day. In regards to picrel, I hit delete on every active user's account regardless of how I felt about them. I specifically had CSO set up my permissions so that I couldn't cause irreversible harm bickers I knew I'd get tired of Ken at a point. Also saw someone concerned that I'll leak user's emails or other data I was able to see but I assume you I won't be doing that. Making Ken have a bad night on my way out is funny, completely violating the trust that was given to me by CSO would not be though.
Daniel Lopez#tNjqTL 11/27/2025 (Thu) 00:31:01 ID: e918b5 No.279010
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Well I will leak this one, just so everyone knows who to contact the next time this sweaty gamer worshipping sand G​AMERGATE does something to break the site. Along with the Nigerian bish he pays to talk to, I mean use Grok to generate shitty clickbait for the site Third photo is Ken's primary "developer" he hired off whatever Fiver alternative he uses to find these third worlders, I forget the name
Daniel Lopez#tNjqTL 11/27/2025 (Thu) 00:45:15 ID: e918b5 No.279013
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Autistic self soothing post from Ken lol
Unironic Ralphamale 11/27/2025 (Thu) 02:45:22 ID: 58e9d9 No.279024
>>279013 🐸🥷 WUNNNNNN
Unironic Ralphamale 11/27/2025 (Thu) 03:31:47 ID: 558edf No.279027
>>279024 Frogn.igger will be going straight to the concentration camp on the express train
Unironic Ralphamale 11/27/2025 (Thu) 03:36:41 ID: 558edf No.279028
>>279013 <Ken wants to make Libshit Farms <Calls his Paki developer a pajeet Seems a little bit hypocritical idk, not sure
Unironic Ralphamale 11/27/2025 (Thu) 03:40:07 ID: fa0b6c No.279029
>>279024 You mean the diaymo?
Unironic Ralphamale 11/27/2025 (Thu) 03:43:11 ID: 558edf No.279030
>>279029 gaymo, frogn.igger, whatever jap LARP he's currently on, who cares
Daniel Lopez#tNjqTL 11/27/2025 (Thu) 04:23:57 ID: e918b5 No.279038
>>279024 Won divorce papers and a trip to San Francisco to bottom for Shaggy (pbuh)
Unironic Ralphamale 11/28/2025 (Fri) 05:28:47 ID: 8a3184 No.279162
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Apparently Dan got dragged out of his mom's house in his mid 30s and sent to prison for a couple years for beating up his mom, according to Kenneth Engelhardt. <ex-felon Yeah, just tell normies you're an "ex-" felon. They'll apologize and forgive you and offer you jobs, I hear. <women giving them std <he threatened to come up Rhode Island and extract whatever revenge he wanted on me [Insert mr-krabs-plays-worlds-smallest-violin.gif] <He admitted he was a sociopath. No shit, and so you thought he'd make a great moderator? Like tell us something about him we don't know. <He's been kicked out by his family Mom finally had the last straw. <Naught may have been creepy Reminder that gay crossdressing pedos are on the bottom of the prison hierarchy.
Unironic Ralphamale 11/28/2025 (Fri) 06:35:45 ID: f1772c No.279171
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>picrel Bit of a digression but: 1) More proof that British people and their uppity colonials (Canadians, Australians, etc.) are fucking retarded. 2) Something Dan should consider. Move to Canada or the UK. They're too stupid to consider you a felon there.
Unironic Ralphamale 11/28/2025 (Fri) 06:40:53 ID: cdfaac No.279172
>>279162 Not a single shred of evidence provided for any of these claims in typical Oniontroon fashion.
Unironic Ralphamale 11/28/2025 (Fri) 06:41:59 ID: e0b1c0 No.279173
>>279172 <Not a single shred of evidence Sure Dan...
Unironic Ralphamale 11/28/2025 (Fri) 06:43:50 ID: e0b1c0 No.279174
I can't even be bothered to give a non-sarcastic response to such a transparently bullshit reply.
Unironic Ralphamale 11/28/2025 (Fri) 06:49:20 ID: 0c2372 No.279176
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>Onion Farms Admin Danny "Thigh Cutter" Lopez: "Oniontroon"
Unironic Ralphamale 11/28/2025 (Fri) 06:53:41 ID: 0c2372 No.279177
Does anyone believe that literally anyone else on the planet besides Danny "Fagboy" Lopez uses the "word" "oniontroon". I certainly don't.
Unironic Ralphamale 11/28/2025 (Fri) 06:55:25 ID: 0c2372 No.279178
Might as well just use your trip if you're going to post like that.
Unironic Ralphamale 11/28/2025 (Fri) 07:11:42 ID: 9480b6 No.279182
>>279177 He thinks if he uses it some of the time people will think it's not him when he doesn't.
Unironic Ralphamale 11/28/2025 (Fri) 07:12:57 ID: e13240 No.279183
Yes. okay. the "beating up your mom" thing was a joke and trolling. I expected you to get triggered from it, which you did. Personally I always assumed you went to prison for drug dealing (for some reason). Just "in fairness". You've admitted as much before that you're a felon, for something. The rest is Ken talking, ofc.
Unironic Ralphamale 11/28/2025 (Fri) 07:13:56 ID: e13240 No.279184
>>279182 He likes to gaslight people, it's obviously not some random anons magically come along to defend him. Especially on this rather dead board.
Unironic Ralphamale 11/28/2025 (Fri) 07:15:41 ID: e13240 No.279185
The running defense for Null in the Null thread is fucking literally gay, btw. Just admit that you're a homosexual for Null, Dan.
Unironic Ralphamale 11/28/2025 (Fri) 07:44:30 ID: 9480b6 No.279187
>>279184 You have to appreciate the attempts though.
Unironic Ralphamale 11/28/2025 (Fri) 07:45:32 ID: 33a306 No.279189
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Dan on his Cancer KF account (still evading Null's permaban of his previous account, ofc) seething about the "Oniontroon" website. Which he was supposed to be a moderator for up until like a day ago. Ken might have ironically been Dan's only friend and defender on the entire internet (in the past, not anymore). <Btw, remember when Dan claimed that his "Cancer" account was not himself. Oof, Danny caught in a lie again.
Unironic Ralphamale 11/28/2025 (Fri) 07:46:11 ID: 33a306 No.279190
>>279187 >You have to appreciate the attempts though. Is this some "hate the game, not the player" type shit?
Unironic Ralphamale 11/28/2025 (Fri) 08:05:28 ID: 9480b6 No.279191
>>279190 not what i said just thought it was a funny attempt still saw through it and pointed it out
Unironic Ralphamale 11/28/2025 (Fri) 08:11:53 ID: cb461c No.279192
>>279191 Alright, np
Unironic Ralphamale 11/28/2025 (Fri) 10:29:14 ID: cdfaac No.279195
Oniontroons can't imagine that anyone other than Daniel Lopez thinks they are cringe and gay despite there being a whole KF there where people make fun of them and their entire website being basically a joke, filled with retarded spergs who can't tell two people apart. >>279183 wow wonder why nobody takes you OnionTroons seriously. Honestly I'd be shocked if his name is even Daniel Lopez considering he is ginger with green eyes and you fags have never once done proof of work on your "dox" again, in typical Oniontroon fashion.
Unironic Ralphamale 11/28/2025 (Fri) 13:52:39 ID: 9480b6 No.279204
>>279195 Ngl man, the only person who feels strongly enough about his dox to keep the line going is lopez. Same way he used to deny the KF account was him.
Unironic Ralphamale 11/28/2025 (Fri) 13:55:26 ID: 85a448 No.279205
>>279204 Is there any proof it's him though besides he sometimes says it is. Not exactly the most reliable of sources
Daniel Lopez#tNjqTL 11/28/2025 (Fri) 19:13:18 ID: 756b82 No.279223
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>>279205 Nope. There's no proof of work for my dox other than one day I said it apropos of nothing. Kengle says he has my information though, perhaps ask him? >>279162 Still amused at how poorly he's parsed the dumb shit I've said. Here's the origin of him thinking I have domestic violence on my record. I could pick apart that entire post of his but his version is much funnier than reality
Unironic Ralphamale 11/28/2025 (Fri) 20:08:16 ID: 9480b6 No.279227
>>279223 Not exactly the most reliable of sources.
Daniel Lopez#tNjqTL 11/28/2025 (Fri) 20:43:36 ID: 756b82 No.279228
>>279227 The fun part of presenting myself as an unreliable narrator is it calls everything I say into question, even when I power level about things that are true (probably)
Unironic Ralphamale 11/28/2025 (Fri) 21:48:02 ID: 9480b6 No.279229
>>279228 only if nobody sees through what you say which doesn't seem to be the case.
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