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Elaine Miller / Trollcow Season 3 Daniel Lopez 11/06/2025 (Thu) 00:59:31 ID: fdd905 No.277955
There once was a lass from the mist, Who craved a warm, salty twist. She'd kneel with a grin, Let the golden stream in, And declare, "Nothing beats drinking piss!"
>>279054 Idk, I think if she was American she'd be in jail right now. Just like those other 764 literally who posters they've arrested lately, who more or less shit his pants and did nothing but online gayness and manipulating teen girls. Pretty much on the Brits for not doing anything about her. >>279053 Good idea.
>>279031 >>279043 I know of at least a few and strangely a month or so after the reports are made some of pisslames friends suddenly get busted. Now saying there is a link between these thing but it is worth noting.
>>279059 It's kind of funny how she has retard Teflon that bounces onto her friends, causing them to get into shit instead of her. Wish it would happen to Smigg.
UK police are too busy arresting random grandma's for knitting the wrong pattern without a loicense. They probably don't even know what swatting is since they don't have guns and don't educate their police on anything except wrongthink. If you want her arrested you're gonna have to report her for something they actually care about, say she was posting racist comments about poor innocent muslims on facebook and saying Muhammad was a pedo or saying that women don't have penises. It'd also be funny to report her for having an illegal firearm since she insists her bb gun is real.
I don't even know who the target audience is for this retarded rerun but I'll acknowledge it one last time. If it weren't your real name you'd have also poorly photoshopped the name on your passport like you did the age on it. You're not going to stuff years of you being dogshit at everything you do back in the box by repeating a transparent lie. Your gay sweaty gamer bestie Naught's dox btw Michael Rodriguez 1464 Knights Row, Yuba City, CA 95991
>>279108 You were (are) a retard with emotional problems, that's the entire story of your school years. Thanks for cropping the rest of my post out, a little bit of extra confirmation never hurts. I told Naught we'd be engaging soon :)
>>279114 Pisslame the party girl who hoed it up at the club at 14 with a fake ID, lol. And she's PROUD of this degenerate fatherless behavior. She is an incels idea of a woman come to life. Your tradwife, Smiggles.
F A T W I D E
>>279116 Lmao what the fuck thought she couldnt look much worse than the skeleton but maybe Jules fatass hand is her's afterall what a porker
>>279116 That face just screams 171 IQ
>>279116 obese
Rich people who drive ferraris always look for mechanics on Twitter dontchaknow. Embarrassing pathological liar behavior.
>>279116 Very breedable waist width.
>>279125 That's just the coat, she's built like a fridge underneath.
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Happy Thanksgiving Smiggles!
>>279116 She has absolutely no fashion sense. Does she go through her 60 year old mother's closet for going out clothes?????
>>279138 Probably tries to find second hand designer clothes at thrift stores and then randomly mixes and matches them and thinks it looks good cause the label says gucci or whatever. She has been wearing that black maternity dress for months, it must be the only thing that still fits her fat gut.
>>279132 Homie there ain't anything to breed just cobwebs and insanity
>>279116 POOP FOR ME POOPCOW. POOP. LET ME SEE YOU POOP
>>279084 >say she was posting racist comments about poor innocent muslims Which she has done before, multiple times...
Wonder how long kike privilege is going to apply in a country that is half-run by Paki Muslims. Jews didn't think that one through.
>>279153 Is this a reference to the cringe way Klaask tried to extort that one girl?
>>279116 What a pig
>>279124 I know I always state the colour of my car when I search on twitter for mechanics
>>279138 She shops at charity shops. bickers that's all she can afford.
>>279165 Grey cars need the right kind of blinker fluid
>>279163 <the cringe way Klaask tried to extort that one girl? Kinda does defeat the point of blackmail, if you're going to post it on your public forum right after acquiring it. Doesn't it? Real nigge.rs at least get money out of it, or post the "extortion" if they don't get the money.
Course real G​AMERGATEs don't try to "extort" broke teenagers or no life on Twitter/Skid Farms all day, so I guess I was having an autism for ignoring that obvious point
>>279114 This has some fun potential. So if someone just throws " Michael Rodriguez 1464 Knights Row, Yuba City, CA 95991 is a nonce" into a post she has to crop it or not respond now?
>>279167 She needs to replace those muffler bearings too I bet
>>279186 Apparently so kek
Yeah, that goes great in the subject line
And she hasn't been heard from since. I assume since Smiggles is a cuck the special line was done in the shape of spade and taken shortly before getting ravaged by every Somali and Nigerian in London while he watched over discord. Was that his birthday present?
>>279210 The last time she did this bit the lines said 764, if I had to guess it'll be the Spawnism logo
omg twinsies!!! I just want to add suddenly it makes sense why all her female friends are fatties. They all can feel better about being fat by comparing themselves to each other.
>>279207 She'll just crop it out, you gotta put it in the middle of the post so she has to work for her cheap twitter responses to people here.
>>279210 Hopefully she has ODed on drugs. I know there is a small chance of this happening but hey you never know. The longer she is offline the more my chances that she finally offed herself.
>>279221 The best chance we have of that is her (Naught=Michael Rodriguez 1464 Knights Row, Yuba City, CA 95991) getting quality coke instead of whatever that crumbly garbage she normally gets is supposed to be. For someone that larps as wealthy I find it funny how shit the drugs she buys visibly are
Pisslame is so retarded she doesn't even know you can just crunch up powdered laundry detergent and snort that for a way cheaper and better high than coke. But only real drug users know this, not larpers like Pisslame. It's secret knowledge that they don't want you to know about cause otherwise the cartels would all go bankrupt.
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Pisslame is still alive unfortunately. Her e-bf the cuck wanted her to snort some lines arranged in the name of another man. It all makes sense now why he is dating the woman who carved J0$H M00N. Cucks gonna cuck.
She's also seething at Null and deluding herself that a popular Twitter meme (asking Grok if something is real) is somehow related to her cause she just can't accept that he doesn't think about her ever while she thinks about him 24/7. Also as a british person your opinion on food is completely worthless, we have seen how you eat.
>>279233 Did anyone by chance catch the unedited picture she originally had attached? It had a bunch of small empty baggies and her London Oyster Transport Card. Didn't think much of it until she deleted it.
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Them bloody American bastards ain't ever heard of no fuggin proppa nosh, innit? Eating their stinkin bloody "Thanksgiving dinner" wiff em mushered potatoes when thems are only supposed to be served as chippies innit? they don't even know a propps fuggin scran like picrel, food for da goods I tellya mate. pumpkin pie? it aint got nuffin on me favorite ground sheep anus meat pie from ol greggs mate
>>279233 >Jonah Won (Naught=Michael Rodriguez 1464 Knights Row, Yuba City, CA 95991) What, a decade long prison sentence for swatting people fire you in exchange for some 4/10 snu-snu? https://www.justice.gov/opa/pr/romanian-citizen-pleads-guilty-swatting-numerous-members-congress-churches-and-former-us (Naught=Michael Rodriguez 1464 Knights Row, Yuba City, CA 95991) >>279233 If that's not literally laundry powder that is the most hilariously shit coke I've ever seen lol. Also funny if she wasted half of it in the grooves of that cutting board (Naught=Michael Rodriguez 1464 Knights Row, Yuba City, CA 95991) How much did that trash set you back, Pisswitch? £100/gram?
>>279233 I get it now, this retard smiggles just likes to use (Naught=Michael Rodriguez 1464 Knights Row, Yuba City, CA 95991) her as a prop and do embarassing shit to herself for his entertainment.
Lol she is actually cropping out naught's dox. Thanks for confirming it's real, sweaty. (Naught=Michael Rodriguez 1464 Knights Row, Yuba City, CA 95991) For Thanksgiving I am so grateful for being an American and not British like Pisslame. Also grateful I will never have to eat Pisslame's terrible "cooking". (Naught=Michael Rodriguez 1464 Knights Row, Yuba City, CA 95991) Seeing Null enjoy a delicious family dinner probably triggered her cause she doesn't get invited to her family's dinners anymore, being the family embarrassment and all.
Pisslame you will never be in your e-boyfriends arms cause (Naught=Michael Rodriguez 1464 Knights Row, Yuba City, CA 95991) he lives on a different continent and doesn't want to visit you cause you are smelly.
>>279244 It's very funny how insecure she is about being British just bickers people on the Internet troll her about it.
Btw Elame, what you see in the mirror doesn't match what you have deluded yourself you look like bickers you abuse filters and constantly look at a filtered version of yourself, then get spooked when you see the scarecrow in the mirror.

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