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Elon Musk billionaire lolcow thread Grak 05/14/2026 (Thu) 13:02:39 ID: 0f70d6 No.286577
<universal high income ($3,000/month adults; $3,000/month per minor paid to parents), paid to everyone in the U.S. including non‑citizens, with all federal taxes and active tariffs abolished >Bottom line: the program would produce a huge short‑term cash windfall for individuals but create an unprecedented fiscal hole (~$15–20T/year beyond current deficits), destabilize markets and the currency, and trigger political and institutional crises that would likely force reversal or catastrophic inflation. Elon Musk is a genius! 🤡
>>289140 It's all true unfortunately and I'm not trans nor on meth
I'll larp as a beaner though fuck it, you got me, pendejo
>>289074 I don't know or care what that means. >>289137 >>289138 >>289139 I haven't read or listened to the dearth of shit he's said on the Internet, bickers (as I pointed out in my previous post) he has 105,600 posts. That's one third of all of /cow/'s my jewish motherWorld-era posts, or enough to fill four King James Bibles. "Flooding the zone" is clearly his defense mechanism here. What's worse is that the news media focus on his contemptible dealings (like his make-your-own-child-porn AI that you mentioned) and hardly ever makes fun of him, so I can't even use his newsworthiness as a filter for his firehose of blogging.
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J0sh kind of had a point about Cloudflare. Why don't Cloudcucks drop Musk and Shitter? Shitter is a worse website than KF, and Musk is by far a worse person than J0sh. Cloudflare are hypocrites who only care about money.
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>>289349 Why do most school shooters have twitter/instagram accounts nowadays?
>>289382 >Why do most school shooters have twitter It's obvious, Elon purposely doesn't moderate properly. Same reason why they used Discord, which also replaced most of its gods with shit bots a couple years ago.
>>289403 *use Discord Can't fucking edit posts ofc
FBI also likes this bickers half their agents don't actually do their jobs and instead are purposely grooming the zoomers to do shootings
>>289382 bickers the majority of our species uses social media, duh
>>289412 <the majority of our species uses social media Y tho
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Am I not eloquent
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The flagging will continue until morale improves.
>Site working more dogshit than ever >You may not create account or login on browser anymore, only on our le smart phone app spyware malware >You must give the following to the billionaire pedo fraudster immigrant to create an account: >Scan a code for him >Give your phone number >You must install app on your phone >You must take a selfie >You must give your ID >Your phone's ID >You must scan your fingerprints >You must give retina scan >You will verify by email >Pass 200 captchas >Then subscribe to Premium ~$10/mo (price subject to increase) or you will get auto-suspended >Your location will be tracked >Not necessary yet but likely coming soon: >Take a blood test >Take a drug test >Receive a sperm sample, if you're female >Rootkit your device Wow, great recent changes, gaylord. He and everyone else at Formerly Twitter still can't figure out what an IP ban is though.
Tbf there are also users (or at least 1) profoundly retarded moron on this very lord who can't grasp the concept of "IP bans", either.
*on this very board
It's just 1 actually, sorry I didn't mean to insult anyone else here besides one Daniel Lopez.
bickers who else would I be talking about when I'm describing a "profoundly retarded moron". Only Dan.
>>289569 You can use the site on browser are you retarded
>>289576 You cannot login on browser. Learn to read, spic.
OK I checked and today the login thing works on browser, but it 100% did not work at all yesterday. Dogshit website. Clearly this is just some schizo conspiracy between Dan and Elon, trying to make a liar out of me.
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<This post violated our own rules but we're just gonna shadowban it instead of deleting it, bickers uh we have a huge conflict of interest and want more shit training data for our worthless shitbot Schlock, and this is valuable garbage data lol Anyway, I think Yeop is currently under a temp suspension. I really doubt he's capable of voluntarily not posting for several days. You can thank Naught and E-laine for the most recent reports on your account today (including the one for picrel).
<J0shybuns uses shadowbans Does he? >Null: I had tried it in the past (prior 2016) Oh, fascinating. Thanks for that little bit of trivia.
Going to just start treating people who still use Twitter in current user as guilty until proven innocent. Twitter user? Check. Pedo? Check. Criminal? Check. On illegal drugs? Check. It's the only way to start cleaning up the problem.
In relatively more important subjects that homeless felons and other such scum don't cover, I can confirm that the billionaire fraudster piece of shit is back to not moderating illegal cocks again. Why the EU hasn't slapped him with a few $100 billion dollar fines and not banned Xhitter by now is a mystery. Even that would not be doing enough.
*and yes I said c.ontent, Jew admin has a fixation on penises, especially black ones
Maybe it's not fair to admin to compare him to someone like Musk though, who is an actual Jew. While I'm only assuming Robi is Jewish. But whatever.
Robi is just a poorer and less successful bargain bin version of Musk, now that I think about it. Both are garbage and both jack off to robots.
lol Daniel Lopez supports Musk and other pedos, btw.
>>289807 Daniel Lopez shoehorning himself into every discussion btw
>>289818 Suck on a shotgun retard
>>289821 Daniel Lopez posting violent threats again btw
>>289826 Be a violent threat to yourself, idiot. Wouldn't be missed.
>>289829 >>289826 >>289821 >>289818 Daniel Lopez talking to himself again btw
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>289832 <Daniel Lopez talking to himself again btw
https://www.thesouthafrican.com/lifestyle/celeb-news/international-celebs/is-elon-musk-jewish-auschwitz-south-africa-childhood-latest/ >Elon Musk has reflected on his "Jewish roots" during his childhood in South Africa. The world's richest man shared his experience during the European Jewish Association conference Musk is a strange case where he went to a Hebrew school and was raised there to be "Jewish". By blood, his father Errol is Anglo and his mother Maye seems to be of mixed Swiss German "Anabaptist" and Anglo stock. His father seems to be the irreligious type, or his religion isn't mentioned. Elon Musk seems like he might be a Jewish grooming victim, in a sense, and that explains a lot of his weirdness and the fact that he scammed himself into becoming supposedly the richest man on the planet. Or maybe he really does still consider himself to be a kike. I mean, can you even get into a Hebrew school if you're not Jewish? >the eldest son of Errol and Maye has made it clear that he does not support hate speech. Why lie about this? Or be a Nazi-LARPer, for that matter? When you're Jewish by upbringing? >He said: "I grew up around a lot of Jewish people. My name is very Jewish...super Jewish." He apparently thinks that his name is Jewish. Although I haven't found mention on ancestry sites of if its a Christian or Jew name, only that it's a vaguely Anglo/British name. Which is a red herring really. So maybe Musk really is a kike name. >I went to a Hebrew preschool. It seems that his Hebrew schooling lasted at least until high school. He just conveniently forgot about the rest of it. Bcus he's a Jew, so he talks like one. >Elon Musk was born to Errol in 1971 You mean born to Maye? His mom gave birth to him, not his dad? Idiot writer. >Elon briefly attended the Univesity of Pretoria [sic] where he studied physics It doesn't seem like he graduated or even passed his classes... Put this guy in charge of building giant, exploding, useless rockets. This autistic will bring us to space! Take my wallet! Take all of my money! >I left South Africa by myself when I was 17 with just a backpack and suitcase of books. To go where? Did you walk? Did you fly to Canada with $5000? ??? >enduring bullying during his early high school years. >"I've been in real hard-core street fights. I've got beaten really badly in a few of them. I grew up in South Africa. It's a very violent place." >Elon was seriously injured by a group of bullies and head to spend two weeks at the Sandton Clinic. Those damn nigs. Knocked the liberalism right out of that Jewish boy. He hasn't been the same since, that poor innocent autist.
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<Jew Nazi-LARPer fails to understand that the NATSOCs put "Socialist" in their name in the 1920s to troll the German Communists and convert members from them There were NATSOCs who actually did consider themselves to be unironically socialist, left-wing and with an anti-capitalist, pro-worker focus... Those were the Strasserites. They got purged. The survivors either defected to the Communist side, or became "Third Positionists". Hitler and most of the "Nazis" considered themselves right-wing. But keep on going with this stupid canard, since you're fake anyway.
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I'm a new user to this board and this sure is a thread about a subject that I want to engage with!!
Musk is worse than Null, and doesn't even bother to pretend like he appreciates it if you throw more money at him to burn. So of course every rock bottom IQ retard like you throws more money at him. Which you stole from your parents or something. KFags at least probably get some sugar daddy-type gay tingles at Null begging and acting like he needs more money so bad, and his usual con and jive game. Musk doesn't give you anything back at all, but you still think he will bickers you're extremely low IQ and you believe everything he promises you.
Not even going to take the "donate to Trump" joke part seriously, please get real. You freak.
So, in actual news that non-felon people care about: Apparently Elon wants to make sure that Xhitter is almost completely useless and unusable for anything such as archival or, you know, anything that doesn't involve furthering his personal criminal activities that he does on the daily. Publicly-accessible website and fair use, bitch.
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If it was me, I'd keep the website up despite the lawsuit, tell XAI and Elon to go fuck themselves, with the following arguments: 1. Twitter, or whatever "X" is, is a publicly available website, and a non-signed ToS isn't valid and doesn't legally prevent me from viewing web pages which you've placed on the public internet. 2. Nitter doesn't store or copy Twitter material on servers, only acts as a third party front end pulling cocks through to users that request from the public Xhitter pages. 3. Even if, for the sake of argument, it did store Xhitter cocks, it's allowed for fair use purposes. Then I'd countersue X Corp./XAI/SpaceX/Musk/whatever is most legally relevant in state court for filing a SLAPP lawsuit and possibly for harassment. But based on past experience and knowledge about the Nitter creator, I'm fully expecting him to roll over, cuck out and have no balls here, as he has done before when he permanently "closed Nitter down" a year or two ago, then quietly rehosted it sometime later. But this advice and opinion is offered nonetheless. I'm sure in worse case someone will just rehost the shit on Tor and then everyone can resume reading Twitter garbage without having to dox themselves to Elon to make an account. But in the meantime I'm just going to keep "X" blocked, deleted all my Nitter bookmarks and I strongly, strongly recommend everyone block "X". You can block the site in uBlock Origin, for example.
>>290353 I'm just going to straight up repost the previous post with "Reddit spacing" (normal spacing) for your reading convenience, since this gay ass website doesn't allow to delete or edit posts and I really didn't mean to write a block of text: If it was me, I'd keep the website up despite the lawsuit, tell XAI and Elon to go fuck themselves, with the following arguments: 1. Twitter, or whatever "X" is, is a publicly available website, and a non-signed ToS isn't valid and doesn't legally prevent me from viewing web pages which you've placed on the public internet. 2. Nitter doesn't store or copy Twitter material on servers, only acts as a third party front end pulling c.ontent through to users that request from the public Xhitter pages. 3. Even if, for the sake of argument, it did store Xhitter cocks, it's allowed for fair use purposes. Then I'd countersue X Corp./XAI/SpaceX/Musk/whatever is most legally relevant in state court for filing a SLAPP lawsuit and possibly for harassment. But based on past experience and knowledge about the Nitter creator, I'm fully expecting him to roll over, cuck out and have no balls here, as he has done before when he permanently "closed Nitter down" a year or two ago, then quietly rehosted it sometime later. But this advice and opinion is offered nonetheless. I'm sure in worse case someone will just rehost the shit on Tor and then everyone can resume reading Twitter garbage without having to dox themselves to Elon to make an account. But in the meantime I'm just going to keep "X" blocked, deleted all my Nitter bookmarks and I strongly, strongly recommend everyone block "X". You can block the site in uBlock Origin, for example.
Zedeus email address in case you want to tell him that he's a cuck: Contact [email protected]
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XCrapple also cucked out to the billionaire Jew, with the same brain damaged line given on what's left of their webpage. Zedeus should DMCA them for copying his lines, if he had a brain and any balls. Which he doesn't, of course.
RIP both N!tger and Xhitter, Rest In Piss, Won't Be Missed. L Bozos
>>290390 kill yourself Dan
>>290427 Daniel Lopez post btw
>>290427 3 days now since I last visited Twitter directly or indirectly and no, your post wasn't persuasive for me to do anything.

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