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Elon Musk billionaire lolcow thread Grak 05/14/2026 (Thu) 13:02:39 ID: 0f70d6 No.286577
<universal high income ($3,000/month adults; $3,000/month per minor paid to parents), paid to everyone in the U.S. including non‑citizens, with all federal taxes and active tariffs abolished >Bottom line: the program would produce a huge short‑term cash windfall for individuals but create an unprecedented fiscal hole (~$15–20T/year beyond current deficits), destabilize markets and the currency, and trigger political and institutional crises that would likely force reversal or catastrophic inflation. Elon Musk is a genius! 🤡
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The flagging will continue until morale improves.
>Site working more dogshit than ever >You may not create account or login on browser anymore, only on our le smart phone app spyware malware >You must give the following to the billionaire pedo fraudster immigrant to create an account: >Scan a code for him >Give your phone number >You must install app on your phone >You must take a selfie >You must give your ID >Your phone's ID >You must scan your fingerprints >You must give retina scan >You will verify by email >Pass 200 captchas >Then subscribe to Premium ~$10/mo (price subject to increase) or you will get auto-suspended >Your location will be tracked >Not necessary yet but likely coming soon: >Take a blood test >Take a drug test >Receive a sperm sample, if you're female >Rootkit your device Wow, great recent changes, gaylord. He and everyone else at Formerly Twitter still can't figure out what an IP ban is though.
Tbf there are also users (or at least 1) profoundly retarded moron on this very lord who can't grasp the concept of "IP bans", either.
*on this very board
It's just 1 actually, sorry I didn't mean to insult anyone else here besides one Daniel Lopez.
bickers who else would I be talking about when I'm describing a "profoundly retarded moron". Only Dan.
>>289569 You can use the site on browser are you retarded
>>289576 You cannot login on browser. Learn to read, spic.
OK I checked and today the login thing works on browser, but it 100% did not work at all yesterday. Dogshit website. Clearly this is just some schizo conspiracy between Dan and Elon, trying to make a liar out of me.
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<This post violated our own rules but we're just gonna shadowban it instead of deleting it, bickers uh we have a huge conflict of interest and want more shit training data for our worthless shitbot Schlock, and this is valuable garbage data lol Anyway, I think Yeop is currently under a temp suspension. I really doubt he's capable of voluntarily not posting for several days. You can thank Naught and E-laine for the most recent reports on your account today (including the one for picrel).
<J0shybuns uses shadowbans Does he? >Null: I had tried it in the past (prior 2016) Oh, fascinating. Thanks for that little bit of trivia.
Going to just start treating people who still use Twitter in current user as guilty until proven innocent. Twitter user? Check. Pedo? Check. Criminal? Check. On illegal drugs? Check. It's the only way to start cleaning up the problem.
In relatively more important subjects that homeless felons and other such scum don't cover, I can confirm that the billionaire fraudster piece of shit is back to not moderating illegal cocks again. Why the EU hasn't slapped him with a few $100 billion dollar fines and not banned Xhitter by now is a mystery. Even that would not be doing enough.
*and yes I said c.ontent, Jew admin has a fixation on penises, especially black ones
Maybe it's not fair to admin to compare him to someone like Musk though, who is an actual Jew. While I'm only assuming Robi is Jewish. But whatever.
Robi is just a poorer and less successful bargain bin version of Musk, now that I think about it. Both are garbage and both jack off to robots.
lol Daniel Lopez supports Musk and other pedos, btw.
>>289807 Daniel Lopez shoehorning himself into every discussion btw
>>289818 Suck on a shotgun retard
>>289821 Daniel Lopez posting violent threats again btw
>>289826 Be a violent threat to yourself, idiot. Wouldn't be missed.
>>289829 >>289826 >>289821 >>289818 Daniel Lopez talking to himself again btw
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>289832 <Daniel Lopez talking to himself again btw
https://www.thesouthafrican.com/lifestyle/celeb-news/international-celebs/is-elon-musk-jewish-auschwitz-south-africa-childhood-latest/ >Elon Musk has reflected on his "Jewish roots" during his childhood in South Africa. The world's richest man shared his experience during the European Jewish Association conference Musk is a strange case where he went to a Hebrew school and was raised there to be "Jewish". By blood, his father Errol is Anglo and his mother Maye seems to be of mixed Swiss German "Anabaptist" and Anglo stock. His father seems to be the irreligious type, or his religion isn't mentioned. Elon Musk seems like he might be a Jewish grooming victim, in a sense, and that explains a lot of his weirdness and the fact that he scammed himself into becoming supposedly the richest man on the planet. Or maybe he really does still consider himself to be a kike. I mean, can you even get into a Hebrew school if you're not Jewish? >the eldest son of Errol and Maye has made it clear that he does not support hate speech. Why lie about this? Or be a Nazi-LARPer, for that matter? When you're Jewish by upbringing? >He said: "I grew up around a lot of Jewish people. My name is very Jewish...super Jewish." He apparently thinks that his name is Jewish. Although I haven't found mention on ancestry sites of if its a Christian or Jew name, only that it's a vaguely Anglo/British name. Which is a red herring really. So maybe Musk really is a kike name. >I went to a Hebrew preschool. It seems that his Hebrew schooling lasted at least until high school. He just conveniently forgot about the rest of it. Bcus he's a Jew, so he talks like one. >Elon Musk was born to Errol in 1971 You mean born to Maye? His mom gave birth to him, not his dad? Idiot writer. >Elon briefly attended the Univesity of Pretoria [sic] where he studied physics It doesn't seem like he graduated or even passed his classes... Put this guy in charge of building giant, exploding, useless rockets. This autistic will bring us to space! Take my wallet! Take all of my money! >I left South Africa by myself when I was 17 with just a backpack and suitcase of books. To go where? Did you walk? Did you fly to Canada with $5000? ??? >enduring bullying during his early high school years. >"I've been in real hard-core street fights. I've got beaten really badly in a few of them. I grew up in South Africa. It's a very violent place." >Elon was seriously injured by a group of bullies and head to spend two weeks at the Sandton Clinic. Those damn nigs. Knocked the liberalism right out of that Jewish boy. He hasn't been the same since, that poor innocent autist.
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<Jew Nazi-LARPer fails to understand that the NATSOCs put "Socialist" in their name in the 1920s to troll the German Communists and convert members from them There were NATSOCs who actually did consider themselves to be unironically socialist, left-wing and with an anti-capitalist, pro-worker focus... Those were the Strasserites. They got purged. The survivors either defected to the Communist side, or became "Third Positionists". Hitler and most of the "Nazis" considered themselves right-wing. But keep on going with this stupid canard, since you're fake anyway.
Bump
Bump.
I'm a new user to this board and this sure is a thread about a subject that I want to engage with!!
Musk is worse than Null, and doesn't even bother to pretend like he appreciates it if you throw more money at him to burn. So of course every rock bottom IQ retard like you throws more money at him. Which you stole from your parents or something. KFags at least probably get some sugar daddy-type gay tingles at Null begging and acting like he needs more money so bad, and his usual con and jive game. Musk doesn't give you anything back at all, but you still think he will bickers you're extremely low IQ and you believe everything he promises you.
Not even going to take the "donate to Trump" joke part seriously, please get real. You freak.
So, in actual news that non-felon people care about: Apparently Elon wants to make sure that Xhitter is almost completely useless and unusable for anything such as archival or, you know, anything that doesn't involve furthering his personal criminal activities that he does on the daily. Publicly-accessible website and fair use, bitch.
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If it was me, I'd keep the website up despite the lawsuit, tell XAI and Elon to go fuck themselves, with the following arguments: 1. Twitter, or whatever "X" is, is a publicly available website, and a non-signed ToS isn't valid and doesn't legally prevent me from viewing web pages which you've placed on the public internet. 2. Nitter doesn't store or copy Twitter material on servers, only acts as a third party front end pulling cocks through to users that request from the public Xhitter pages. 3. Even if, for the sake of argument, it did store Xhitter cocks, it's allowed for fair use purposes. Then I'd countersue X Corp./XAI/SpaceX/Musk/whatever is most legally relevant in state court for filing a SLAPP lawsuit and possibly for harassment. But based on past experience and knowledge about the Nitter creator, I'm fully expecting him to roll over, cuck out and have no balls here, as he has done before when he permanently "closed Nitter down" a year or two ago, then quietly rehosted it sometime later. But this advice and opinion is offered nonetheless. I'm sure in worse case someone will just rehost the shit on Tor and then everyone can resume reading Twitter garbage without having to dox themselves to Elon to make an account. But in the meantime I'm just going to keep "X" blocked, deleted all my Nitter bookmarks and I strongly, strongly recommend everyone block "X". You can block the site in uBlock Origin, for example.
>>290353 I'm just going to straight up repost the previous post with "Reddit spacing" (normal spacing) for your reading convenience, since this gay ass website doesn't allow to delete or edit posts and I really didn't mean to write a block of text: If it was me, I'd keep the website up despite the lawsuit, tell XAI and Elon to go fuck themselves, with the following arguments: 1. Twitter, or whatever "X" is, is a publicly available website, and a non-signed ToS isn't valid and doesn't legally prevent me from viewing web pages which you've placed on the public internet. 2. Nitter doesn't store or copy Twitter material on servers, only acts as a third party front end pulling c.ontent through to users that request from the public Xhitter pages. 3. Even if, for the sake of argument, it did store Xhitter cocks, it's allowed for fair use purposes. Then I'd countersue X Corp./XAI/SpaceX/Musk/whatever is most legally relevant in state court for filing a SLAPP lawsuit and possibly for harassment. But based on past experience and knowledge about the Nitter creator, I'm fully expecting him to roll over, cuck out and have no balls here, as he has done before when he permanently "closed Nitter down" a year or two ago, then quietly rehosted it sometime later. But this advice and opinion is offered nonetheless. I'm sure in worse case someone will just rehost the shit on Tor and then everyone can resume reading Twitter garbage without having to dox themselves to Elon to make an account. But in the meantime I'm just going to keep "X" blocked, deleted all my Nitter bookmarks and I strongly, strongly recommend everyone block "X". You can block the site in uBlock Origin, for example.
Zedeus email address in case you want to tell him that he's a cuck: Contact [email protected]
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XCrapple also cucked out to the billionaire Jew, with the same brain damaged line given on what's left of their webpage. Zedeus should DMCA them for copying his lines, if he had a brain and any balls. Which he doesn't, of course.
RIP both N!tger and Xhitter, Rest In Piss, Won't Be Missed. L Bozos
>>290390 kill yourself Dan
>>290427 Daniel Lopez post btw
>>290427 3 days now since I last visited Twitter directly or indirectly and no, your post wasn't persuasive for me to do anything.
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<Google take down my webshite from your search results or I will sue you. —Musk, probably
XCancel/Nitter update posted in Graf thread https://alogs.space/cow/res/209571.html#q290484
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Benjamin Douglas Williamson of the Office of Public Affairs at the FBI says that Elon Musks' unfunny @ifindretards Xhitter sock account is a bot. Which is correct. Elon is too stupid to run anything with only his own brain at this point.
Why is the FBI even still on Twitter at this point and why does the Trump administration still support Elon after he's accused Trump of being an Epstein-associated pedo multiple times. I mean I know we're using narcissism instead of actual logic and Elon is the biggest thief in the room, but still maybe you could look out for your own interests and dump him.
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>>290524 You're making a broad assumption, assuming (((they))) make logical decisions instead of practicing alchemy & subterfuge
>>290524 bickers it's a big social media, elon is also generally right-wing, more than other billionaires at least since he dislikes trannies and likes keeping his money >>290541 utter tard babble Palantir isn't a spying or hacking company, they work with their clients' data. the CEO didn't say that about the right wing in europe idiot(i can clarify what he said, as you didn't watch the video with the statement you're thinking of, since it goes against literally everything you think about him and would contradict your whole schizo bullshit) -bap is indeed the sons of jews, i dont think he cares or did anytthing with milady, he dislikes milo from what i can tell since milo dislikes trump, i dont think he knows pariah you are conflating this homosexual with another one, pariah isn't yarvin's husband and yarvin has like 5 children or something. the gay forum is probably true -yeah crypto and NFTs are bullshit and i hate indians, idk why this faggot is anywhere near anything right wing he should be put in a camp. i guess ecelebs like the money his gay crypto thing brings -yarvin has multiple times said how billionaires should use their money to achieve change, like george soros has done, peter thiel doesnt care, i doubt they have any meaningful relationship -he isn't the father of accelerationism, nor are all accelerationisms the same. he certainly doesnt want the state to collapse as he advoces for structural change and for so called law and order. -you would probably agree with most of what yarvin says unless you are a libertarian faggot, since you apparently hate communists and are a right wing trad larper or something like that -he has multiple children with his wife, it's disgusting to slander a man like this since his wife isn't a public person -sam hyde is a retard who agrees with basically everything catboy says so, no, he isn't a zionist. -idc about mde since his comedy isn't funny and yeah he's a scammer eceleb faggot -fishtank is as much torture porn as engaging in lolcow cocks is, so why are you here? -i 100% believe he sucked a trannies dick and he's a pedo. i have no idea what the hasan pics, the closeups of sam's face nor yarvin's gigantic apelike fat visage with his ugly unkempt hair are doing in this image however
>>290541 also, although i dont believe in it, you probably do so ill say it since the present state of the country is controlled by jews and israel where both sides are either communist tranny jews or communist zionist jews, how would accelerationism be position that any zionist would take? are you retarded? if it means the collapse of this ZOGGED country then it would allow whites a change to change things, in a way that the fake pretence of democracy doesn't is what i would say if i believed in accelerationism. obviously we have to address reality where no modern 1st world country is gonna collapse in the near future, where there isn't enough general discocksment among the general populace to allow for change through revolution or whatever and where we are not controlled by Israel nearly as much as people pretend we are. tldr:accelerationism is the kind of position i would expect a faggot like you to hold, how exactly is it zionist are you swedish or finnish by chance?
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>>290545 K keep us posted
>>290546 if you have political beliefs and cannot argue or justify them then there is no reason for you to hold them. just go grill some meat and watch football or whatever
Elon why you gotta hate Graf bro, don't you know he's on your side? He's just trying to get your free AI (child) porn and propaganda website access to a greater audience. Doing you a favor. You should pay him for advertising.
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>Destiny's son Nathan, 16, is evidently a part of a child pornographer clique. It's called Twitter. Also you could have looked at what Nathan was posting a year so ago, about threatening to bomb his school or something like that, and you could have seen back then that there was something not right in that boy's head. In fact he lost his previous Xhitter account over it, iirc, and had to make a new one. Forgot about that until now. Steve/"Destiny" (his father) is also a huge, tremendous faggot. So that doesn't help, of course.

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