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Elon Musk billionaire lolcow thread Grak 05/14/2026 (Thu) 13:02:39 ID: 0f70d6 No.286577
<universal high income ($3,000/month adults; $3,000/month per minor paid to parents), paid to everyone in the U.S. including non‑citizens, with all federal taxes and active tariffs abolished >Bottom line: the program would produce a huge short‑term cash windfall for individuals but create an unprecedented fiscal hole (~$15–20T/year beyond current deficits), destabilize markets and the currency, and trigger political and institutional crises that would likely force reversal or catastrophic inflation. Elon Musk is a genius! 🤡
Didn't realize he was literally the Joker until now btw, but that explains a lot.
He impregnated a jewess who subsequently betrayed him, and he obsesses with breeding and making kids but raises them so badly some of them end up trans.
>>286582 like the person who made this thread?
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>>286590 >like the person who made this thread?
>>286582 He's Jewish himself through his mom, even though he's a retard Nazi larper. Though his dad is some gentile British colonialist imperialist type retard, which is why he's so schizophrenic. Elon is currently wanted in France for manufacturing and distributing child porn, and fraud, and multiple other crimes, and the US Justice Department and Trump regime are actively acting as criminal accomplices by pedo shielding for him. He also actively shield other pedos like Elame Miller instead of banning them from his website, if someone else pays for them $8 a month, and doesn't even do IP bans. He's Epstein islander scum and deserves at least life in prison, and to have all of his assets taken away and redistributed. Pretty much that's the basic summary about him.
Weird how Felon Pedo "Naught" Lopez won't keep thread like this updated, but will promote other pedos.
Actually that makes less sense since Elon also a pedo, hmm. But he doesn't need promotion from a homeless man, unlike J0shua Moon.
Sure would be a shame if something happened to Shitter user & groyper homosexual @AFStreamWatch 's channel, idk just saying.
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Reposting this Shitter update that Turbofag posted into the correct thread.
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>>286723 Xedo has been having some problems since those limits were added.
Elon: Suspends "unverified" accounts almost nothing and now throttling everyone who doesn't suck his nuts (pay him $8/mo), BUT STILL HASN'T BANNED THE VERY EXTREMELY VALUABLE USER E-lame Miller (pedo.phile) FROM THE PLATFORM. Oh yeah and she doesn't pay for her own premium.
X Corp. 865 Fm 1209, Building 2, Bastrop, TX 78602
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Lol. Don't worry. Based on the quality of the assassins the Dumbocrats have been sending after Trump, you've got quite a few years left before you'd be their next target, Mr. Musk.
Just wanted to point out that Musk is a wanted fugitive from justice in France for child pornography manufacturing+distribution and fraud charges. You can help by arresting him.
Michael Rodriguez 1464 Knights Row, Yuba City, CA 95991
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Xwitter was apparently banned by Microsoft from their store, and no one except a Redditor noticed or cared. bickers what kind of freak would use Xwitter AND pay for it from Microsoft Store.
Launched another rocket and it exploded, great success. Russia is celebrating the contribution to global warming anyway.
SNCA
>>287460 This is the Elon Musk thread, not your E-laine thread, Daniel. Stay on topic or get the fuck out and kill yourself.
"SNCA" goes into the E-laine thread.
>>287465 Broken-brained, no money, no house.
No One Cares about Daniel Troonpez, not even his own mom.
>>287469 Last response you get today, go get attention from someone else. Preferably the police for sleeping on a park bench or something. >>287471 Yes you are learning the alphabet, you'll learn the whole thing eventually.
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>>287473 >SNCA
>>287509 >SNC-ack! Go have a tiddy skittle, retard. You're acting rather mannish for a pillow biter
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>>287510 Not even sure who that's directed at or why you're requesting other men to take that.
Shit Cared About Thread (See what I did there?)
Bump
For some reason, the Nazi-LARPer with billions of dollars won't ban a Jewish pedo.phile. Wonder why. Is $8/mo the low price for being a sell out?
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His name is Xavier Musk and he's disgusting, much like his dad. Just he chose to get his genitals chopped off instead of manufacture child pornography.
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How could Twitter do this? Ban Twitter.
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This is coming from a guy who can't even code a working blogging website in HTML, with or without his chatbot.
Supposedly a trillionaire suddenly, although the value doesn't really exist and is based on fraud. Won't give a cent to Danny Lopez though, mind you.
So have you idiots been fully scammed by this faggot grifter criminal yet or do you still have more money to throw at his scam companies
Please sink every remaining penny you have into Fake Space company and Shit Car company. I want you all to go broke, before he does.
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Alright, cut it out with the sperging about USAID(S). That just makes me like Elon. Stealing gibs and handing it away it to Africans for nothing in return is certainly "soft", I wouldn't call it power. Focus on shit that Elon has done wrong. For example his running of a child porn production machine. Maybe that's not funny though, but neither is whining about USAID.
Feels a little bad when I have to run some defense for Muck against some under-documented Kwueerwi Ferms lolcows, but it is what it is. >Musk is currently on a multi-day spergout You sure you're not the one on the multi-day spergout? Rocks. Glass house. >if you stop giving a sick child medication and it dies, that means you caused it to die, which seems pretty straightforward. If you stop giving muh fambly gibs and muh kid died, you're a racis murderer. Okay honky? >DOGE found 0 (zero), waste, fraud and abuse. Meanwhile the government Musk worships engages in waste, fraud and abuse to degree never seen before in US history <Everything in the government is le wasteful abuse, except for what DOGE cut Wow! How convenient. It's almost like you're a delusional hypocrite or something. <Musk knowingly used DOGE to shut down muh foreign aid Oh no! Anyway... >consumer protection agencies Fair point. Why don't you harp on that a bit more. >the millions of preventable deaths of future terrorists and feral nignogs Repeat after me: They're. Not. Americans. >the facts arr plain and out in the open. Arr dey? >there are projections that Musk will have killed 14 million people by 2030. That's with or without the Terminator robots? >"data centers in space" scam Yeah, that's pretty retarded. No argument against that.
>>288400 >>"data centers in space" scam That's so you can't burn down the cell towers or data centers over whatever Elon and Larry Ellison are about to do to you.
>>288578 Good thing the feds already foresaw the counter to le orbital data centers, which is a jammer, and made building one a felony. Cuz we're all totally going to be following the laws during the apocalypse.
My bad, I forgot that this is a bad B movie plot and that Fake Space company that can't build a non-exploding rocket couldn't do it anyway. Silly me!
>>288588 ^ this man has a point. data centers in space will come right after ... full self driving and a colony on mars
>>288614 How about a full self driving car... That goes to space? Hear me out now.
Ignored. Given the cold shoulder. Did not read.
A lot of people are still really upset at this fraud in the original OP who somehow has scammed lots of money and runs a pedo website and etc. Anyway, here's "X" HQ address, since surely someone is dying to send feedback mail and they love to try to dodge feedback: X Corp., 865 Fm 1209, Building 2, Bastrop, TX 78602
Weird how a certain someone never posts in this thread, bickers his name is Daniel Faggot Lopez

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