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Elon Musk billionaire lolcow thread Grak 05/14/2026 (Thu) 13:02:39 ID: 0f70d6 No.286577
<universal high income ($3,000/month adults; $3,000/month per minor paid to parents), paid to everyone in the U.S. including non‑citizens, with all federal taxes and active tariffs abolished >Bottom line: the program would produce a huge short‑term cash windfall for individuals but create an unprecedented fiscal hole (~$15–20T/year beyond current deficits), destabilize markets and the currency, and trigger political and institutional crises that would likely force reversal or catastrophic inflation. Elon Musk is a genius! 🤡
Didn't realize he was literally the Joker until now btw, but that explains a lot.
He impregnated a jewess who subsequently betrayed him, and he obsesses with breeding and making kids but raises them so badly some of them end up trans.
>>286582 like the person who made this thread?
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>>286590 >like the person who made this thread?
>>286582 He's Jewish himself through his mom, even though he's a retard Nazi larper. Though his dad is some gentile British colonialist imperialist type retard, which is why he's so schizophrenic. Elon is currently wanted in France for manufacturing and distributing child porn, and fraud, and multiple other crimes, and the US Justice Department and Trump regime are actively acting as criminal accomplices by pedo shielding for him. He also actively shield other pedos like Elame Miller instead of banning them from his website, if someone else pays for them $8 a month, and doesn't even do IP bans. He's Epstein islander scum and deserves at least life in prison, and to have all of his assets taken away and redistributed. Pretty much that's the basic summary about him.
Weird how Felon Pedo "Naught" Lopez won't keep thread like this updated, but will promote other pedos.
Actually that makes less sense since Elon also a pedo, hmm. But he doesn't need promotion from a homeless man, unlike J0shua Moon.
Sure would be a shame if something happened to Shitter user & groyper homosexual @AFStreamWatch 's channel, idk just saying.
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Reposting this Shitter update that Turbofag posted into the correct thread.
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>>286723 Xedo has been having some problems since those limits were added.
Elon: Suspends "unverified" accounts almost nothing and now throttling everyone who doesn't suck his nuts (pay him $8/mo), BUT STILL HASN'T BANNED THE VERY EXTREMELY VALUABLE USER E-lame Miller (pedo.phile) FROM THE PLATFORM. Oh yeah and she doesn't pay for her own premium.
X Corp. 865 Fm 1209, Building 2, Bastrop, TX 78602
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Lol. Don't worry. Based on the quality of the assassins the Dumbocrats have been sending after Trump, you've got quite a few years left before you'd be their next target, Mr. Musk.
Just wanted to point out that Musk is a wanted fugitive from justice in France for child pornography manufacturing+distribution and fraud charges. You can help by arresting him.
Michael Rodriguez 1464 Knights Row, Yuba City, CA 95991
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Xwitter was apparently banned by Microsoft from their store, and no one except a Redditor noticed or cared. bickers what kind of freak would use Xwitter AND pay for it from Microsoft Store.
Launched another rocket and it exploded, great success. Russia is celebrating the contribution to global warming anyway.
SNCA
>>287460 This is the Elon Musk thread, not your E-laine thread, Daniel. Stay on topic or get the fuck out and kill yourself.
"SNCA" goes into the E-laine thread.
>>287465 Broken-brained, no money, no house.
No One Cares about Daniel Troonpez, not even his own mom.
>>287469 Last response you get today, go get attention from someone else. Preferably the police for sleeping on a park bench or something. >>287471 Yes you are learning the alphabet, you'll learn the whole thing eventually.
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>>287473 >SNCA
>>287509 >SNC-ack! Go have a tiddy skittle, retard. You're acting rather mannish for a pillow biter
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>>287510 Not even sure who that's directed at or why you're requesting other men to take that.
Shit Cared About Thread (See what I did there?)
Bump
For some reason, the Nazi-LARPer with billions of dollars won't ban a Jewish pedo.phile. Wonder why. Is $8/mo the low price for being a sell out?
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His name is Xavier Musk and he's disgusting, much like his dad. Just he chose to get his genitals chopped off instead of manufacture child pornography.
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How could Twitter do this? Ban Twitter.
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This is coming from a guy who can't even code a working blogging website in HTML, with or without his chatbot.
Supposedly a trillionaire suddenly, although the value doesn't really exist and is based on fraud. Won't give a cent to Danny Lopez though, mind you.
So have you idiots been fully scammed by this faggot grifter criminal yet or do you still have more money to throw at his scam companies
Please sink every remaining penny you have into Fake Space company and Shit Car company. I want you all to go broke, before he does.
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Alright, cut it out with the sperging about USAID(S). That just makes me like Elon. Stealing gibs and handing it away it to Africans for nothing in return is certainly "soft", I wouldn't call it power. Focus on shit that Elon has done wrong. For example his running of a child porn production machine. Maybe that's not funny though, but neither is whining about USAID.
Feels a little bad when I have to run some defense for Muck against some under-documented Kwueerwi Ferms lolcows, but it is what it is. >Musk is currently on a multi-day spergout You sure you're not the one on the multi-day spergout? Rocks. Glass house. >if you stop giving a sick child medication and it dies, that means you caused it to die, which seems pretty straightforward. If you stop giving muh fambly gibs and muh kid died, you're a racis murderer. Okay honky? >DOGE found 0 (zero), waste, fraud and abuse. Meanwhile the government Musk worships engages in waste, fraud and abuse to degree never seen before in US history <Everything in the government is le wasteful abuse, except for what DOGE cut Wow! How convenient. It's almost like you're a delusional hypocrite or something. <Musk knowingly used DOGE to shut down muh foreign aid Oh no! Anyway... >consumer protection agencies Fair point. Why don't you harp on that a bit more. >the millions of preventable deaths of future terrorists and feral nignogs Repeat after me: They're. Not. Americans. >the facts arr plain and out in the open. Arr dey? >there are projections that Musk will have killed 14 million people by 2030. That's with or without the Terminator robots? >"data centers in space" scam Yeah, that's pretty retarded. No argument against that.
>>288400 >>"data centers in space" scam That's so you can't burn down the cell towers or data centers over whatever Elon and Larry Ellison are about to do to you.
>>288578 Good thing the feds already foresaw the counter to le orbital data centers, which is a jammer, and made building one a felony. Cuz we're all totally going to be following the laws during the apocalypse.
My bad, I forgot that this is a bad B movie plot and that Fake Space company that can't build a non-exploding rocket couldn't do it anyway. Silly me!
>>288588 ^ this man has a point. data centers in space will come right after ... full self driving and a colony on mars
>>288614 How about a full self driving car... That goes to space? Hear me out now.
Ignored. Given the cold shoulder. Did not read.
A lot of people are still really upset at this fraud in the original OP who somehow has scammed lots of money and runs a pedo website and etc. Anyway, here's "X" HQ address, since surely someone is dying to send feedback mail and they love to try to dodge feedback: X Corp., 865 Fm 1209, Building 2, Bastrop, TX 78602
Weird how a certain someone never posts in this thread, bickers his name is Daniel Faggot Lopez
>>288739 >Looks up publically available info without source award
>>288929 Yeah, I'm not going to bother posting the source site where the address was pulled from. Go fuck yourself.
>>288950 >Yeah, I'm not going to bother posting the source site where the address was pulled from. You were never going to, otherwise you would've done it. >Go fuck yourself. Take your own advice and then fuck your mother in her rancid pussy where you came from.
>>288970 <fuck your mother in her rancid pussy Weird fetish you have, anon.
Pretty sure Elon Kike must have hit the "Report gods" off switch on Shitter again. Pedo swatters are valuable users according to him, you see. Something about how he was a pedo himself back in South Africa.
>>289022 No one gives a fuck, mongoloid. Go cry about Based Elon on TrannySky
>>289023 Daniel, take a knife and shove it completely through you throat, and stop posting here. Felon parasite on society won't be missed.
Just guzzle that cum Daniel, it'll sure help you get E-laine in trouble when suck the nuts of some billionaire sweaty gamer scammer who deserves to be placed in the same concentration camp as you. Dumb fuck. Dan never saw someone more "powerful" that he didn't want to suck off. Must have developed the narcissism before he got kicked out of his mom's house for raping the family dog.
>Angry Bean Tranny
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>>289032 >Gay underage boy enjoyers are ok if they enjoyed underage boys 15 years ago -Daniel Lopez
Has anyone here successfully trolled Elon Musk? He has 105,600 posts on Twitter; surely one of them was a funny reply to someone here? This isn't me doubting his lolcow status by the way; that Elon Musk is a lolcow is a self-evident fact.
>>289073 No, but I've talked to him back in 2022-2023. Can't really give more details than that without doxing myself. >>289074 You're just jealous. You slobber on that cock all day long and you never even got him to let you talk to him.
I'll say that I remember him talking about and saying unhinged stuff about "Grock" about a year before he released it on Twitter, and I had no fucking idea what he was talking about bickers. He kept talking about it like was a character or imaginary friend and didn't mention it was an AI. I didn't troll him though, in fact I like him better than the idiots that we were talking in groups with. Most of them were pretty insufferable. So there's your "SNCA" account and I'm probably making it up, right?
>>289138 *liked him better Freudian slip I guess but uh I don't know, we got along at the time. Do I support him now? No, mostly not.
Tranny beaner meth delusions ☝🏻
>>289140 It's all true unfortunately and I'm not trans nor on meth
I'll larp as a beaner though fuck it, you got me, pendejo
>>289074 I don't know or care what that means. >>289137 >>289138 >>289139 I haven't read or listened to the dearth of shit he's said on the Internet, bickers (as I pointed out in my previous post) he has 105,600 posts. That's one third of all of /cow/'s my jewish motherWorld-era posts, or enough to fill four King James Bibles. "Flooding the zone" is clearly his defense mechanism here. What's worse is that the news media focus on his contemptible dealings (like his make-your-own-child-porn AI that you mentioned) and hardly ever makes fun of him, so I can't even use his newsworthiness as a filter for his firehose of blogging.
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J0sh kind of had a point about Cloudflare. Why don't Cloudcucks drop Musk and Shitter? Shitter is a worse website than KF, and Musk is by far a worse person than J0sh. Cloudflare are hypocrites who only care about money.
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>>289349 Why do most school shooters have twitter/instagram accounts nowadays?
>>289382 >Why do most school shooters have twitter It's obvious, Elon purposely doesn't moderate properly. Same reason why they used Discord, which also replaced most of its gods with shit bots a couple years ago.
>>289403 *use Discord Can't fucking edit posts ofc
FBI also likes this bickers half their agents don't actually do their jobs and instead are purposely grooming the zoomers to do shootings
>>289382 bickers the majority of our species uses social media, duh
>>289412 <the majority of our species uses social media Y tho
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Am I not eloquent
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The flagging will continue until morale improves.
>Site working more dogshit than ever >You may not create account or login on browser anymore, only on our le smart phone app spyware malware >You must give the following to the billionaire pedo fraudster immigrant to create an account: >Scan a code for him >Give your phone number >You must install app on your phone >You must take a selfie >You must give your ID >Your phone's ID >You must scan your fingerprints >You must give retina scan >You will verify by email >Pass 200 captchas >Then subscribe to Premium ~$10/mo (price subject to increase) or you will get auto-suspended >Your location will be tracked >Not necessary yet but likely coming soon: >Take a blood test >Take a drug test >Receive a sperm sample, if you're female >Rootkit your device Wow, great recent changes, gaylord. He and everyone else at Formerly Twitter still can't figure out what an IP ban is though.
Tbf there are also users (or at least 1) profoundly retarded moron on this very lord who can't grasp the concept of "IP bans", either.
*on this very board
It's just 1 actually, sorry I didn't mean to insult anyone else here besides one Daniel Lopez.
bickers who else would I be talking about when I'm describing a "profoundly retarded moron". Only Dan.
>>289569 You can use the site on browser are you retarded
>>289576 You cannot login on browser. Learn to read, spic.
OK I checked and today the login thing works on browser, but it 100% did not work at all yesterday. Dogshit website. Clearly this is just some schizo conspiracy between Dan and Elon, trying to make a liar out of me.
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<This post violated our own rules but we're just gonna shadowban it instead of deleting it, bickers uh we have a huge conflict of interest and want more shit training data for our worthless shitbot Schlock, and this is valuable garbage data lol Anyway, I think Yeop is currently under a temp suspension. I really doubt he's capable of voluntarily not posting for several days. You can thank Naught and E-laine for the most recent reports on your account today (including the one for picrel).
<J0shybuns uses shadowbans Does he? >Null: I had tried it in the past (prior 2016) Oh, fascinating. Thanks for that little bit of trivia.
Going to just start treating people who still use Twitter in current user as guilty until proven innocent. Twitter user? Check. Pedo? Check. Criminal? Check. On illegal drugs? Check. It's the only way to start cleaning up the problem.
In relatively more important subjects that homeless felons and other such scum don't cover, I can confirm that the billionaire fraudster piece of shit is back to not moderating illegal cocks again. Why the EU hasn't slapped him with a few $100 billion dollar fines and not banned Xhitter by now is a mystery. Even that would not be doing enough.
*and yes I said c.ontent, Jew admin has a fixation on penises, especially black ones
Maybe it's not fair to admin to compare him to someone like Musk though, who is an actual Jew. While I'm only assuming Robi is Jewish. But whatever.
Robi is just a poorer and less successful bargain bin version of Musk, now that I think about it. Both are garbage and both jack off to robots.

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