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Anonymous 02/29/2020 (Sat) 11:38:15 ID: a4a33c No.38244
Can some of you G​AMERGATEs redpill me on Null? Is he actually a pedo bitch and a greedy Jew, or is that stuff just a meme?
Sorry I don't remember the exact amounts, but lower tier is like $1000 and upper $5000 mo, or some shit.
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>>272630 This shit, not the pleb Blue checkmark. The super duper $1000/mo Gold checkmark, meant for the likes of Amazon, Microsoft and for Elon to give to his own corporations for free. Null is paying for this on his 2500 follower alt account and not the foxdick farms account. Sorry for getting a little autistic but I've explained my point. But read the thread next time.
Oh yeah and apparently it's supposed to make your avatar square instead of round bickers, uhhhhhh, Masons or something. That's a feature.
>>272642 According to a variation of llms sourcing from socialblade, various ad blogs and shitter FAQ its between 200 and 1000 depending on the functionality; also that there was an 80% fire sale early this year. Anyway, yeah 2000 a year get you a nice server, and still a shitter account is a tax write off, assuming lolcow llc files its taxes for the emotional extortion. At the end of tax season its likely a win. Also there are better attack angles than a professional social media account in the year of the Lord 2025
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>picrel So does that make KF a "rightist" website according to this insane troll logic? >>272651 >shitter FAQ its between 200 and 1000 I could have sworn there was a top tier that was like $10,000/mo or some insane amount, and the $1000/mo was the lower tier. Will check later when I can be bothered >According to a variation of llms sourcing from socialblade Get a real source for your drivel btw, not an LLM.
I was going purely from memory and I was confusing the monthly vs yearly prices of the top tier, mb. I checked and it's $1000/mo, but has $10,000 per year deal. The lower tier is $200 or $2000. May have also been confusing the gold checkmark fees with the API fees, which are also something ridiculous. <a shitter account is a tax write off As for this demented idea, I'm willing to bet that J0sh is funneling most of his income (from fraud) through crypto, and not even reporting a taxable amount to the IRS in USD. But that's just my speculation. (And frankly he should do that... What are they going to do. They don't do shit anyway to him.)
>>272655 according to a quick search for lolcow llc he filed reports for 2025 and 2024. Not going to FOI his annual reports but if you want to go ahead. Post it here. >write offs of course you can write off marketing expenses
>>272658 <of course you can write off marketing expenses A Twitter account even with the gold check mark isn't worth even $2 in marketing value. There is not much reach. Btw you're a disingenuous faggot, Dan. <Not going to FOI his annual reports but if you want to go ahead. No one asked, you queer.
Btw this is the "U.S. Internet Preservation Society", not "Lolcow Llc". Unless he's playing a shell game.
According to Grok the basic plan for a gold checkmark is $2,000 A YEAR, you dumb G​AMERGATEs. >>272655 >I'm willing to bet that J0sh is funneling most of his income (from fraud) through crypto, and not even reporting a taxable amount to the IRS in USD. But that's just my speculation. (And frankly he should do that... What are they going to do. They don't do shit anyway to him.) No he would be dumb af to defraud the IRS considering how many geniuses have already said they have reported him to the IRS. He complains a lot about how many taxes he has to pay so I don't think he's that stupid.
>>272667 <According to Grok Well, there's your first mistake asking Schlock instead of looking up the actual price page, you fucking idiot. Never ask an LLM for info.
>>272667 <many geniuses have already said they have reported him to the IRS LARPers btw + nothing happens.
>>272667 <He complains a lot about how many taxes he has to pay so I don't think he's that stupid. He whines a lot and lies a lot, and he has no "friends" (/admirers) besides sycophantic losers like Daniel Lopez and Kiwi cultists and E-laine Miller and such ilk, who all have Stockholm syndrome and love being abused even more so than Musk cultists do. He also complains about being banned from payment processors when he has a working card to pay his $200/mo or $1000/mo or whatever the fuck it is to Stripe. He has no credibility.
>>272690 >Forcing a reference to me this hard Am I a lolcow yet, you salty faggot?
>>272691 Anyway... Despite how much I roast Null, I'll give him credit and say that this troll writeup thing is a bit based. Tone dead though, consider that his website's user base consists mostly of the unemployed, radical leftists and hispanic Democrats who hate Trump and ICE. >>272691 >Am I a lolcow yet By KF's own definition and by your obsessed behavior, yes. Chris Chan tier? I'd say no. Dunno why you think you can worm your way back into KFers' confidence, but you're on Null's shitlist forever. Just reminding you. He'll ban you again once he doesn't have to keep up the act of not reading the E-laine thread and you become annoying elsewhere on the site. Man you're a pathetic retard. Get some self-respect.
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>>272693 >*picrel
>>272690 >He also complains about being banned from payment processors when he has a working card to pay his $200/mo or $1000/mo or whatever the fuck it is to Stripe. He has no credibility. The charity is it's own seperate legal entity, dumbass.
>>272693 >He'll ban you again once he doesn't have to keep up the act of not reading the E-laine thread Hi pisslame, Nvll doesn't care about you and doesn't read your thread you delusional cunt.
>>272699 <charity Ponzi schemes aren't "charities" Dan. Hope you enjoy your dox getting posted btw, get used to it.
>>272750 nobody gives a fuck
>>272751 Cope and seethe, Dan
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<King Cobra JFS mourning thing They pull this shit with Terry Davis too, like they weren't harassing him with a doxing thread on him while he was alive. Except that case was even worse, since he deliberately suicided by jumping in front of a train. Now suddenly he's a good guy angel when he's not around.
>>272827 You're just mad cause nobody would pretend you were a good person if you committed suicide Pisslame.
>>272828 Daniel Lopez butthurt and obsessed about "E-laine" lmao
Faggot is too obsessed to realize that I'm anti-E-laine (bickers I don't dedicate my every waking hour to seething about her)
Hey Dan, "The lady doth protest too much, methinks" (You're the lady)
>>272662 It doesnt matter what you think it is worth, it can be used as a write off.
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E-laine Miller is an admin on BOTH Skibidi and KF or something, according to this tranny skid LARPer. E-laine = Lidl Drip = J0sh = Tr00n?!
>>272862 no 1 cur, fag
>>272890 I'm not a fag my name ain't some spiggerish and you should talk to an accountant
>>272901 <you should talk to an accountant 2 dollars off muh feckin' IRS taxes which TheTheGatorGamerGamer ain't payin' anyway. Cuz "Don't tread on me" and shit
>>272913 Sounds more like you never paid taxes in your life, probably live off gibbs or with your parents still. As an adult you need to provide tax returns for things like getting a mortgage. If Null wasn't paying his taxes no doubt the IRS would have already gone after him since many weens already talked about reporting him.
>>272948 <Sounds more like you never paid taxes in your life, Said the homeless man btw
And yes IT IS YOU POSTING DAN, nobody else gives a shit about sucking Null's dick constantly.
>>272970 >And yes IT IS YOU POSTING DAN It really hasn't been, peak rent free behavior tho lmao
I will say though that TheTheGatorGamerGamer has a very healthy respect of the IRS and is very focused on staying on their good side. Don't be a whiney Onion Troon, it's ok to be blatantly wrong sometimes
>>272970 If I am Dan then you're E-Lame. Also you're just mad I corrected you on a topic you clearly know nothing about cause you still live at home with your mom.
>>272948 The neko shota connoisseur certainly pays taxes - the first thing anybody with a bulls eye as big as fagmoon on his back is going to have to do to stay in the game is to get your taxes in order I respect somebody who manages to obfuscate income streams and capital, and has the self control to keep is on the low passing off as too poor to pay taxes, but thats not josh and it doesnt sound like you either
>>272973 >>272974 >>272976 >>272978 Oh cool, an IRS lecture from Keyboard Comptroller — keep flexing that living-with-mom street cred while I file my taxes and your ego as scheduled.
Yeah ok, but have you guys heard of Nool's Blockland posts?! It's really breaking news and you're going to adore the zoosadist pooner who finally takes down that pesky Peewee Barns, just you wait! You'll regret ever documenting some weird intersex trannies escapades with underage girls and dogs, just you wait!
>>272983 >Yeah ok, but have you guys heard of Nool's Blockland posts? Remind everyone in the room why you're obsessed with defending Null's honor again? (Instead of getting a job?)
>>272984 why don't you instead enlighten is how Null broke your heart and fucked your mom?
>>273014 Keep it civil. Personal attacks and family insults are unnecessary — if you want to argue, stick to the point or move on.
GPT-5 really loves that em dash by default, doesn't it. Punctuation Bots 1 Humans 0
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Dicking around in Xenforo settings for five minutes is work, btw. Tbf, that's more work than Daniel Lopez has done in the past five months.
Don't even know who the "troon shooter" is btw and I think I'm just going to remain an ignorant chad instead of reading news.
>>273017 Yes, a lazy one though - the knower uses hyphens
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Top news highlights reading like an obituary lately. Btw Cobra was murdered.

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