>>35450 Well this explains why chris was secretly gay for a majority of his life. must've loved his father's cock.

>>35791 >>35792 >>35793 Sup?

>>35793 You think he loved to jack the lumberjack?

Can Chris handle Corona-chan?

>>38965 Fuck no, his immune system must be shot to all hell. I hope I'm wrong though, it would be a boring way for the shitshow to end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coGYncL1ygs What the hell is this?

>>39418 The hell did he get himself roped into this time??

>>4997 >perhaps some sort of respiratory infection Is this how Chris dies? Cat corona?

>>38966 Not having an immune system could save him from a cytokine storm lol.

>>40864 >inb4 Chris' uniquely autistic immune system grants him complete protection from Corona-chan >Big pharma discovers this and he becomes a test subject for developing a vaccine >Chris sells his bone marrow to richfags, repays all debt >teams up with Ortwin Freyermuth, gains massive royalties on vaccines and other medicines developed from his tissue >uses all his shekels to build a fuckhueg particle accelerator in order to complete the dimensional merge

CWC seems to handle the lockdown quite well if his twatter is any indication.

>>40891 Or he could use that money to gain political power and actually build his own fucking CWCville. >>41378 Well he is rarely going outside so not much changes for him.

Chris-chan should get his lazy ass to all sorts of conventions, there is a true and honest army of simps that would crowdfund his travels.

>>43142 It still blows my mind that chris chan, in the end, is the true winner. He's a mentally retarded manchild, well, used to be, now he's a particularly delusional tranny that believes that his donutsteel is real. And yet, he still gets fat off of his donations and spends them all on legos, or dildos or whatever the fuck he does with the money. K|wi farms, a forum dedicated to tr0lling him, has now became his biggest hugbox, I swear that autist was in the same room as DSP when he signed the contract with the devil to make him the luckiest son of a bitch alive Anyways, what has been going on with this retard?

>>43759 >uses his senile mom to beg for donations >spends hundreds on legos and toys How is this woman allowed to be under his care? Barb used to be fat but now shes sickly skinny and apparently lives off meal replacements bickers Chris is too lazy to feed her properly.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Chris_and_money Scratch that, its apparently thousands on lego. I find it hilarious some faggot got sonichu.com

>>40891 >Chris' homebrew autistic vaccine cures corona >but turns everyone gay

>ugh i loathe nazis ALT RIGHT FUCKING LOVES HER PUSSY !!

Some of chris' most recently played switch games. For some reason he has both Lets Go pokemon games and both sword and shield.

>>43759 Whatever happened to the Cogsdev gaggle of trannies anyway? have they joined the 42% club yet?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y7GkklCWCE Chris gets invited onto IRL live stream show. Trolls proceed to crash the show with no survivors via skype.

JUST

Why he hasn't committed suicide yet?

>>46564 why would he? his former trolls are now his own personal army, he's making shekels off the usual paypigs and he even became a pop culture icon among normalfags, and as it is known all too well normalfags will always defend trannies, si he has their support as well things are as good as they are gonna get for him. I would not be surprised if he was saving his lego funds partially for a sex change, then, he would be living the dream life. at least until barb croaks, then, reality will crush him, and he might kill himself out of "stress"

>>46585 >this Hes making tons of easy money selling his old worthless crap for hundreds of dollars, recieving his monthly "tugboat", and getting e-begging donations. He was selling signed copies of Sonichu comics recently for $300. He lavishly spends his easily gained money on toys and everything he could want. His life is easy, he gets bathed in attention by SJW, trolls, and regular people shocked to see his level of autism and observe him like they would a zoo exhibit. Chris is free to live out his delusions and fantasies on the soapbox he always desired (twitter). In the past he THOUGHT he had an army of whiteknights at his disposal (trolls pretending to be his fans), but now they truly exist as SJWs who continue to enable his rapidly deteriorating mental state bickers he cross dresses. Just watch that live interview to see how deep in delusion he is in for a reality check. He thinks hes Sonichu possessing his body, and that his actual self is currently in Sonichu's body in an alternative dimension.

>>46585 A post-op Chris wouldn't have to kill himself,, he'd have a gaping wound that wouldn't be allowed to heal in his shit-filled underwear. He'd have as much staph in him as autism by that night.

>>46590 >his actual self is currently in Sonichu's body You think he just did that so he can claim to be fucking Rosechu?

>>46504 >>46497 Max Mandu was based, if only he had just walked out. He was just too kind. I hope the show becomes a regular thing

>>46662 I hope so too. If he could get unsuspecting talents to come on his show with a "comic book artist" every week it would be fucking hilarious. Thing is Chris is too fucking autistic and irresponsible to be committed to something like that and I doubt he will even follow up after the first show. The host had to have been trolling the guitar jesus guy. He kept interrupting him and feeding Chris's delusions and ego and purposely set the skype calls up to fuck with the show knowing full well trolls would be spamming it.

>>521 gaychild

Chris gets upset on a Youtube series about his life. https://web.archive.org/watch?v=_zSpn0ZNwqQ&lc=UgzdoujDjuYP-1upCml4AaABAg

when will this fat fuck tranny loser die. also i haven't been keeping up with the geno samuel documentary series lately.

>>63242 It's not terrible. Pretty informative for someone whose never heard of Chris before. The comments are kinda funny to see all the white knight faggots defending him no matter what.

https://web.archive.org/maps/contrib/117386046560836579293/reviews/@38.8162339,-78.2496457,7z?hl=en-US As of two weeks ago it is now possible to review the Chandler household on Google maps. It is categorized as a "Modern art museum" that's "Good for kids". https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&ei=G87yXszjGc7O0PEP3tCbgA0&q=the+chandler+residence+ruckersville+va+22968&oq=the+chandler+residence+ruckersville+va+22968&gs_lcp=CgZwc3ktYWIQAzICCAAyAggAOgQIABBHOgYIABAWEB5QnxhYxxlglSFoAHABeACAAW2IAcUBkgEDMS4xmAEAoAEBqgEHZ3dzLXdpeg&sclient=psy-ab&ved=0ahUKEwiM3cfLxpnqAhVOJzQIHV7oBtAQ4dUDCAs&uact=5 Apparently Chris has been active on there fairly recently under the name DJ Jamsta Sonichu, leaving reviews on his own home as well as other local businesses. As of this post, The Chandler Residence has 2.7 stars and 12 reviews.

>>63525 >autistic tranny who's obsessed with sex >good for kids I wonder how many kids he'd have to lure into his home before the autism card will stop being able to keep him out of prison.

>>63532 There was a time where I didnt really believe the hype about Chris being a pedofork but its shit like this that makes me feel like reconsidering that belief. Not a good look Sonichu.

>>63619 >keeps touching any girl that he could get to stay around him for any length of time >very insistent that he have a daughter >one of his imaginary wives is named after the daughter he spent years pining for He's also said he's had sexual thoughts about Barb, so honestly I'm not sure if Chris is so much a straight out pedophile or if he's just so desperate he'd fuck any girl that he could.

>>63632 >or if he's just so desperate he'd fuck any girl that he could. This one.

I can be a shit son sometimes, but this is way extreme https://youtu.be/dqkNWzr8Xi8

>>80541 >blank soulless stare >my name is barbra chandler i'm doing fine This looks like a legit hostage situation. Does he keep her in the basement and only let's her out when it's time to prove to everyone he hasn't killed and eaten her yet? >ask questions in the comments below >Comments are turned off

PRISON ESCAPE

>>125862 Majestic like a swan.

>>125862 >you can't catch me jerkop i'm a sonichu! >gets zapped to the extreme Would be amazing if that were actually Chris, but with how shitty the footage is it could be any fatass with long hair.

>>63525 Evidently you can leave reviews on the Chandler household once again. It was gone for a while and I'm not sure when it came back, but the earliest review was from 3 months ago which makes it from about 2 months after Chris got locked up. It's sporting a much higher 4.6 this time. https://www.google.com/search?q=The+Chandler+Household+Ruckersville&hl=en&biw=1536&bih=739&ei=LP3OYcruB5uS0PEP74-wwA8&ved=0ahUKEwjKtOq0io71AhUbCTQIHe8HDPgQ4dUDCA4&uact=5&oq=The+Chandler+Household+Ruckersville&gs_lcp=Cgdnd3Mtd2l6EAMyBwgAEEcQsAMyBwgAEEcQsAMyBwgAEEcQsAMyBwgAEEcQsAMyBwgAEEcQsAMyBwgAEEcQsAMyBwgAEEcQsAMyBwgAEEcQsANKBAhBGABKBAhGGABQAFgAYJsEaAFwAngAgAEAiAEAkgEAmAEAyAEIwAEB&sclient=gws-wiz

https://www.nytimes.com/live/2023/11/05/world/israel-hamas-war-gaza-news/france-said-it-would-send-two-military-flights-with-aid-to-gaza-as-desperation-set-in?smid=url-share Christian Weston Chandler, the American ambassador to Palestine, arrived in Gaza City to negotiate release of exactly one boyfriend-free hostage straight into his tent (lower right).

>>231488 (heil'd) CWC did a livestream a few days ago and I didn't see one mention of it in the cyclical, is CWC officially too normalfag of a cow to be on /cow/'s radar?

>>231613 I mean after what foxdickfarms and the idea guys did to him, I still pay attention but there isn't really much >we can do for or to poor Chris.

>>231613 He doesn't make me laugh much anymore. I'm subscribed to both his YouTube channel and the CWCki's new articles, and every update I see is just depressing. He's been circling the drain ever since Bob died.

>>231660 >hes been circling the drain ever since bob died Pretty much, but when jewsh becomes your new dad what do you expect?

>>231737 It's everything but the fault of Jersh, its more of a tranny mind virus infection fault than a simple Corn farmer