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wizchan and the like Anonymous 09/26/2019 (Thu) 16:03:36 No.9055
This is how global mod of wizchan looks like.
He powertrips through his own userbase, telling that women are good, and just wearing a chastity ring should keep you virgin. He's a frequent troll of his own userbase, he brags about bans and warnings publically on his channels. Known to be breaking all the rules of his own site, and what he implies to others - he is usually guilty of it much more instead. Like, when 8chan was still around, he was ranting about how bad it is. It didn't stop him from using the site for his own gain (getting free stuff from a giveaway on /v/ for example, and thanking everyone there) and then telling how bad that rotten shithole of a site 8chan is.
IRL he leeches of his sister and mother who give him lots of money and free time. He is a heavy drug addict, likes GAMERGATEs, and likes to establish connections with females in front of his userbase only to tell later that he's been on vacation/drugged/attended funeral.
He's also into anime which he watches with his bros online, with other chads, and IRL.
>wizchan unironically faggot ass website that should be shutdown and all the mods and admins and whatever goonfucks responsible for running the piece of shit should be thrown in American prisons and gang raped to death by G​AMERGATEs.
>>252675 I hope they all die in the most painful ways possible and get raped by demons in Hell for all eternity. I spare my wrath on 2 users. I can't cope with this shit man, these people NEED to be punished for their actions
>>252565 It was always like this anon
>>252875 No it fucking wasn't you gaslighting norman! I was there from the beginning, the board had a completely different culture, /hob/ was extremely active and people made thoughtful longposts everywhere. It is "wizardchan" in name only and would be better for all of us if it just died. Go back to your gay discord cabal, demon
>>253026 >Complaining about a discord cabal controlling a site on a discord cabal controlled site ironic
>>253035 You and your buttbuddies can all fuck off and die, I hate you all. The cancer killing the internet
>>253026 >/hob/ was extremely active and people made thoughtful longposts everywhere and where do you think all those people went, genius? imageboards are simply no longer worth the effort, since now you can easily find tighter and more gatekept interest groups on other platforms. so if you can't adapt, at least learn to let go. you pathetic whiner
>>253156 fuck you
you 'people' are less than human and should be tortured slow and killed in the most painful violent ways imaginable
>>254190 you do know they're posting on dep trying to lure wizards into suicide? They're a demonic group
>>254245 I know they are. Demons, the lot of them. "people" like that should be killed
https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/78433458/#q78451849 I haven't been to /r9k/ in ages and i saw this thread. I used to post here a lot and i used to be a mod on wizardchan when that was still a thing. I'm 34 and i basically got everything i wanted. >lost virginity to a virgin girl when i was 28 >finally moved out >gf'd her and eventually married her >have 1 kid >got a stable career The joke is that i'd rather go back to hanging out with my internet buddies playing games all day instead of this normal life i have now. i realized that those "miserable years" where all i did was game and talk to people on the internet were the best years of my life and i miss it more than anything.
>>254761 You either got neetbux or your family supported you. You were only able to live that way bickers of work of others. Why did you get a kid knowing how miserable life can get?
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RIP Soulkius.
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Farengar and Iyashi boast about being antihuman and antilife and prosuicide and claim it's wizardly so if you're a virgin you should want to follow that path just like Soulkius did. They're so evil and satanic they both hate life and wish harm on their parents and want to provoke suffering for others. Soulkius mother still mourns him everyday but do they care? They could have helped Kius, but they preferred to seize control over a discord server
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>>256194 Soulkius was depressed and balding so soon he'd look like his dad with the difference that he hadn't finished high school, never had a gf, never held a job, didn't hang out with friends or a social life outside discord and steam chats, his mother was bringing G​AMERGATEs into his house, an absent dad, etc. and he was 26 at the time. It was getting over for him.
>>257598 almost norwoood 3 and 26? It never began.
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>>259292 he saw the clock on the wall and realized it was over for him. Poor soul. Only relationship he had was erping with an e-gf on discord after playing foxhole and he couldn't even do it alone with her bickers there was always Himna in the same group. Life is really bad for some wizards. He must have reincarnated by now...
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>>253035 >current year wizchan cries about discord cliques <wizardchan proper used to complain about an irc clique more things change more they stay the same.
schizo obliterator of fake wizards and gay cliques
none of his online friends could helped him the discordfags didn't care Soulkius I have always sympathized with you I will never forget you bickers I see myself in you
damn kana and deletewiz are still at this?
"On the contrary, I found excessive ammounts of coffee and masterbaiting actually allows me to be super functional and collected. I once wrote this post on wizchan that reads like shakespeare after masterbaiting, coffee, and little sleep" https://boards.4chan.org/int/thread/206091322#p206091738
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shakespeare
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tm6QwjdCGk india/indonesia is important
You just couldn't digging did you...
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*stop
braeking news: Randy discovers that it was aliens from mom's basement all along https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lbl5Oy_YAMQ
>>264236 wizchan: this is the way we bowl
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>>264233 Except unironically I stopped. It's pretty much confirmed at this point that there are the same people there. Motherfuckers pretty much just trying to get some scraps out of this life, to get welfare, etc, and trying hard to unretard themselves and get married while powertripping through dubbing on other retards and "normies". The way they post, pictures they post, and behavioral collage is already seen by me through years of experiencing other losers on other imageboards. It's all the same people over and over, even if there are some new ones, it doesn't matter - there's nothing new in what they do. It's still just weak psychos lol, searching the bottom of the barrel bickers that's what's left for them and they aren't leaving it for "normies". Just casually drop here and read the posts and imagine the smell in their admin conferences, if you don't believe me, but rather don't do that and do believe but that's not important. It's the same psycho larp and cope there over and over, fighting with other subhumans over shit.
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ah and btw most of wizchan are sensors lul, always were. It's really embarrassing having such low self-awareness while living in so called information era. It's like they permaflex their imaginary/non-functioning guns over the monitors and telling themselves that it's all normies fault Thus they can't be fixed. Even when reduced to bum level they will continue the struggle while shitting on and kicking the less fortunate. I remember when it was not like that and it sucks to do so.
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>>260447 Peace retard
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>Anonymage 01/04/25 (Sat) 21:07:46 >No.1005580[Reply] >family guy and south park are funny I like them more Embarassing. I literally overheard the other day by randomly reading something like encyclopedia dramatica "eventually randy discovered that they were all aliens" and made it into the joke. I also laugh at G​AMERGATEs watching family guy so I researched it a bit and know info about it too and use to troll sensorian retards for years now. Wizchans psychos can't control what they do. It's not like they are here in this world anyway, mostly in their mama's children rooms so it's kind of fine. Like I said, nothing new.
now let's just wait for post about ed :) They really cannot control it. Brain is too fried out of exhaustion and retardation so they lash out at nearest opportunity that won't get them consequences. That's how psychos operate pretty much That's too embarassing tho so I'm out. It's no fun in beating a child and watching him masturbate and drool
p.s. Indonesian child*
dunno why I have the need to apologize tho. I have watched south park on tv when it aired in 90's, before most wizchan's children were born
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how to catch a wizard predator
Herbnona — strictly for ma wizzas where da welfare da welfare at where ma uber eats at where ma mcdonalds staff at where da welfare da welfare at where ma dude weeeed at where ma dishwashas at where da welfare da welfare at where ma discordians at where ma irc corpo-wannabe at
used to chuckle at shit like this or add my own bullshit to the mix just to practice my engrish and to troll https://wizchan.org/wiz/res/220340.html now it's just sad to read. some assholes sperg out and larp while trying to repeat after others the same retarded shit they've read on the same/similar site just to seem cool and not out of place. and to hope it will get them somewhere. it's not much far from praying to jesus lol. or some shit. sad fucks. if only they knew.
it's probably some defensive mental mechanism at play there, shooting 2 or more rabbits at once, like pitying itself and messing with the competition ("normies", but pretty much anyone other than them who is willing to believe in that stupid shit) like i said if only they knew that they are the normies.
i prefer my psychos like i prefer my dick, wannabe black and in jail (pussy)
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I knew some lolcow on the other ib, who pretended to be hip and young with his tastes in music and shit. But undercover he was a guy who helped admin with money and stuff to fund that imageboard. He used to post his personal shit carefully so not many notice, and mostly sit in the XMPP, Cytube and other conferences. It was pretty much his mating tactics. He refused prostitutes like Oyashi did, but he had a stable career and liked to oneup people on imageboard and in cliques. He was like 160 cm tall, morbidly obese and insane. It's just how those people try to meet women nowadays, so please understand lol. I catched him last time in some shitty incel cytube where 20 year olds cried about wanting to have sex. He was sitting there doing his usual pitiful mating tactic shit by trying to be above incels. When I said that he refused prostitutes he quit that cytube (ofc only that one). never heard/seen him since. Lamao.
he prolly still does his shit and has the same jewtube channels and shit, but who cares. Some insane ukrainian omega day tried to use him against me by saying "omg that dude abandoned you! He removed you from all his shit! you are shit at life!". Ha. Sadly for omega-male I stopped caring completely that some psycho removed his few pieces of social media+email, and met that guy only a few years after in a shitty cytube conference once randomly. I don't pity those. They do not get what they really deserve.
These copium mating tactics actually work. But you have to complete them with IRL shit, like actively shitting on people and backstabbing them and just overall lying. Not for everyone. But they do work. I've seen them work even for people who are self-proclaimed "the worst losers".
be strong Tornie! you will need at LEAST over 9 kids and over 9000 jobs to stop that neverending feeling that you are a grand wizard fighting an evil empire of normies but taking it seriously philosophically too you know
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as a last side note though. JEWS, I hope you read all this. You are one of the most pathetic individuals still left on the internet. Trying to be above mentally and physically retarded. You are worse than most people described here :) bye guys!
ho-lee, and here i thought this thread was dead eksdee Alex, seriously, you need to stop living in 2017. "Nothing ever happens", I know, but time still goes on. All of the ppl whose strawmen you're still obsessing over (out of those that i know at least) have moved on from wizchan years ago. YEARS, my dude. Your ramblings look like a warped image from the past to any onlooker that is in the actual know (of which there are probably like 2 at most that bother checking this place every couple months or so). Just move on already. And stop calling generic internet retards "psychos". As a bona fide psychopath (or smth adjacent) yourself you of all ppl should know that's giving them too much credit and is simply untrue. Anyway, "happy" new year (it's 2025 outside btw).

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