—Who are you that awakens from within cold darkness which swallows all?
—This power... COULD IT BE? MASAKA!
—WIZCERU DESU KA?!?
—You’ve been there. You’ve seen it.
—Y-you’re dead! I saw you get banned!
—Ore wa koko ni iru.
—Everyone, report him and call the mods, open threads on meta if possible, he must not be allowed to post again!
—It’s too late, your larp has crossed the line.
—W-we are not larpers, we are cute lovely wizards...
—That’s right, tell him, honey. I mean, wizzie. I mean, wizard.
—I'll get you banned and call you a schizo! Y-you're not strong, you are nothing!
—Heh, Wizcels are burning chaos in the wind drifting in the seas all alone. You can't extinguish our flame.
—You stupid scrote, you’re not nothing but a crab!
—A crab?
—YES, A STUPID CRAB!
—I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING PROVOKING BUTTHURTS IN ISOLATION
—N-no y-yoU arE a CrAaAB!!!!! A CraAB!!
—I AM RECLAIMER of my NAME. BORN AN ASPIE I HAVE BEEN BLESSED I WILL BUCKBREAK THE LARPERS AND FEDS
—NOOOOO, SOMEONE STOP HIM
—Forsaken, I am awkened
—W-what!? please, no, this is my home Im allowed to post that i wanna be wizraped in my wizbut!
—Lonely virgins isolated minds embrace crimson joy. Will your broken heart heal or destroy?
—AHGHGHRHMY VIRGIN LARP AND GAYPOSTS NOOOOOOOOO!! I HAD THEM ALL FOOLED.
—DAMN youuu schizo wizcel AHGHH
—Owarida