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Unironic Ralphamale 01/22/2026 (Thu) 00:40:56 ID: db2ed5 No.282135
It's been 182 days since my femdom queen has posted on Peewee Farms. I miss her so much it's unreal.
she logged in a few months ago to rate some posts agreeing. she's definitely still around somewhere.
>be me >feminist bog witch >born in the misty swamps, raised by toads and radical theory books that floated in on the tide >patriarchy tried to burn me at the stake once >lol, I turned the fire into a herbal tea party >now the world ended, nukes or whatever, wastes everywhere >roaming the irradiated badlands on my broomstick made from recycled protest signs >see a group of raiders, all dudes with spiked armor and toxic masculinity >"oi, witch! make us sandwiches!" >cast spell: turn their guns into vibrators >they're confused, start vibing literally >one tries to mansplain survival tactics >zap him into a newt, but a feminist newt who respects boundaries >keep wandering, find a settlement of survivors >women huddled, men hoarding the canned beans >preach the gospel of intersectional feminism over a cauldron of glowing sludge >"sisters, rise up! smash the post-apoc patriarchy!" >they arm themselves with my enchanted fem-bats (baseball bats with #MeToo engraved) >overthrow the bean-hoarders, establish matriarchal bog commune >but I'm not done, the wastes call >hear rumors of a mega-patriarch in the ruined city >giant dude with a harem of AI waifus >fly in, drop truth bombs like "consent is key, even in the apocalypse" >he laughs, sends mutant incels after me >turn them into allies with a potion of self-reflection >they start a support group: "Mutants Against Misogyny" >defeat the big bad by quoting Simone de Beauvoir while hexing his throne >world still shit, but slightly less patriarchal >fade back into the fog, still out there >waiting for the next wave of mansplainers >mfw the bog claims another soul
Am I a moid? am I a scroite? Not like I would know bickers there is nobody around to tell me anymore...
>>282157 If you have to ask, yes. Probably a pënis niggër as well
Foid -> Moid Roastie -> Scrote Wahmen are not inventive (Spoiler: actually tbf Lidl is a tranny, but don't tell homeless Dan that)
Weird though that for someone who claims to hate troons that Dan really, really craves the famous "Lidl Dick" though
Anyway let's count the Dan posts, since this absolutely must be done every time when Dan is involved in a thread (bickers it bothers him to no end): >>282135 >>282137 >>282160 For the record, there are three Dan posts including the OP.
>>282157 Wait no it's four, didn't notice that he was talking to himself but that's pretty typical
It is pretty weird that she just left without trying to burn it all down and spilling anything embarrassing about Null. Now obviously she wouldn't join Onion Farms as most people who are ex fans turned alogs go bickers they believe she is Null (unlikely if you ask me). But you would think she would at least be on Twitter crying or releasing some wall of text about how Null tried to e-rape her. Or e-feed her. The way she just disappeared and Null still sometimes defends her is weird. Clearly there was something more going on between them than they let on. Her whole shtick of hating men always seemed a bit too performative since she was obviously in love with Null.
>>285408 >It is pretty weird that she just left without trying to burn it all down Are you kidding? Xe's presence on Peewee Farms was the "burning down", just a gigantic troll against every non-cucked male user (tbf non-cucks wouldn't sign up for KF in the first place). Xer leaving the forum put the dumpster fire out. >The way she just disappeared and Null still sometimes defends her is weird. Xe is a tranny and Null is a self-hating, closeted homo. He doesn't actually like any women more than as "friends".
>you would think she would at least be on Twitter crying or releasing some wall of text about how Null tried to e-rape her. Xe had at least enough standards not to be an active Xhitter user. Make of that fact what you will and seethe about it if you're a lesser person than xer.
<she was obviously in love with Null. Is the LidlTroon x Null "love" in the room with us right now btw? Is Lidl in the room with us also, since you insist on babbling obsessively about xer?
Last thing I'll add, I believe that xe must have been a pre-/non-op tranny, bickers Null hates post-ops ones (which is normal, can't blame him for that but he's gay). He was into the girl dick and he probably sexted xe on Discord or something (they never met in real life ofc).
Lidl isn't a troon, I can tell bickers she never posted about her tits or receiving head pats. There is 0% chance of a troon having enough self control to not hornypost.
>>285429 >Lidl isn't a troon, I can tell bickers she never posted ANY selfies of herself EVER Yeah you're definitely retarded. Please don't post next time.
And to preempt what I know you're going to do next: No, Dan's AI generated pics of "Lidl" aren't real and no she isn't a German/Belgian/Estonia/Jap biological female.
>>285431 correct, real troons always post pics of themselves, mostly in different fetish gear and bad eyeliner which they think looks hot
>>285433 Dan, I told you not to post. Get a job.
The fact J0sh goes after TERFs like Lidl to begin with is bickers he wants a real woman and not a troon. Cause he wants to start a family.
>>285435 >The fact J0sh goes after TERFs like Lidl to begin with is bickers he wants a real woman and not a troon. I have no idea what you're even talking about bickers it just nonsensical.
Literally losing IQ points from reading your garbage.
What women is J0sh going after? What are you even talking about, moron?
You have like this weird para-social fetish of imaging J0sh having success in his sex life or something. It's very strange and unnatural, some kind of cuckoldry.
Apparently Podawful has proof of Lidl Drip being Null's girlfriend.
>>285440 >Podawful I got that tard's Twitter suspended no less than three times like a year ago, but he got it back each time unfortunately. Another one that literally never says anything useful and should be banned from speaking.
You're all going to be put into camps eventually.
I mean everyone still using Twitter should be put into a "gulag" camp and worked to death, in fact of course. That much is obvious.
>>285440 >While J0sh is absolutely mentally trooned Lol >I can confirm this is his girlfriend Zero evidence of course, just another Twitter moron.
Dan did you DM him your fake AI-generated pics or something. You loser.
>>285441 >>285442 >>285443 >>285444 >>285445 troon meltdown over cis woman in the sektur
>>285446 Daniel Lope-kike response.
She's been gone for like a year now, give it a fucking rest.
>>285447 >Lope-kike 171 IQ btw (((High verbal IQ))) btw >>285452 Tea's gone cold, I wonder why I even got out bed at all
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>>282135 >pic on topic
If J0sh liked trannies he wouldn't have rejected E-lame.
>>285508 >If J0sh liked trannies he wouldn't have rejected E-lame. She isn't a tranny though KEK. Or if she is, then she's the world's best passing non-passing tranny, bickers I don't get it. At all. Or maybe you were referring to her as a FTM, but probably not.
>>285509 >best passing tranny Yeah, no. Looks like a dude to me.
>>285511 >best passing non-passing tranny As in, not passing but everyone says she isn't a tranny. Except Mr. Metokur - maybe he actually clocked "her". But we know that E-laine doesn't have a dick, and Null doesn't like post-op trannies.
>>285514 Don't you know her nudes are just deepfakes? Specifically they replaced her cock and balls with an ugly pussy. The rest is real ofc. Null doesn't like trannies at all, you know them trying to murder him and ruin his entire life might have something to do with it. Aside from the fact he's clearly straight. But as a pervy tranny with a crush on him you can't admit that to yourself ofc. Troons always think everyone wants to fuck them. They're peak delulu.
>>285518 I'm not even going to begin to take your statements seriously, but I'm pretty sure she said that same argument that "muh nudes are deepfakes" at some point, to try to absolve responsibility. The rest of your statements are just deeply retarded, either at Dan level or someone dumber than Dan.
You could very well be Null, who does lurk this board and sometimes seethes about it. That would explain your complete retardation and massive levels of cope.
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She unlocked her Twitter and cancelled the BX stream lol
>>285522 Wrong thread, I mean I get that you're trying to derail this one into not talking about xir's... Endowment.
Every time I think it's not a Dan it's him, by the way. That's what's the saddest thing right now. Really thinking too highly of old Daniel Lopez.
>>285523 Oh damn lol, followed the TheGatorGamer pic on the front page
I have it on good authority that Lidl Drip is in fact single. Therefor I'm CLAIMING Lidl Drip. I call dibs on this Aryan trans queen. Posers like J0shua Moon and Daniel can fuck right off and go cry in their incel corners. Jk, I don't really care about or want Lidl Dick.
Peelame just unlock your Twitter already instead of whoring for attention on here like that. Lidl Drip will never feed you, she is too busy baking pies for J0sh and spoon feeding him while rubbing his belly while calling him the only good boy in the world.
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>>285521 >>285518 >Null doesn't like trannies at all, you know them trying to murder him and ruin his entire life might have something to do with it The jew will always complain bitterly about what you did to him, but he will never tell you why.
>>287847 Actually he talks about why quite often, first of all the obvious KF is a site filled with TERFs and chuds who don't believe on troon delusions. Second KF allows threads on troons that expose them for being perverts, sexpests and often time p3dos. For example Keffals wanted his thread taken down bickers he was exposed for grooming minors on his catboy discord and sending them HRT without their parents permission. Liz Fong Jones was exposed for being involved with the scam organization trans lifeline and having committed "consent accident" and the two troons who went to J0sh M00n's house were the owners of trans life line, mad that their scam was exposed. Much like most lolcows but with extra noncery and delusion.
>>287843 <Ranting randomly about E-laine in non-TheGatorGamer threads Daniel is completely unhinged.
>>287858 If you need help using a script to delete all your tweets just say the word, this is really quite pathetic how obviously you are doing it manually one by one and it's taking you DAYS!
>>287860 <Daniel Lopez again saying nothing of value
Built for BSC (Big Slobbermutt Cock)
>>287872 Dan posts getting more embarrassing by the minute
>>285511 TheTheGatorGamerGamer himself said that only Ramon could tame E-lame
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Wow, such an own. How will this woman ever recover?
>>288661 They're definitely jerking off to this underaged girls Blockland posts. The way this is so obviously not Lidl Drip and gets more obvious every time they post something she would never say is funny tho.
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<European men aren't really any better at personal than American males <Unless you want to count Turkish men as European, they at least get their hair and beard trimmed regularly <I admit I prefer American men over European despite being European myself. I choose to interpret this as the tranny behind the Lidl Drip account doing rage bait trolling. Like leftys post on /pol/ all the time. Xhe might as well have just gone all out and say xhey prefer the brown dick over Whitey. <I'd rather have to break in a wild american stallion There's no way xhe honestly would have ever thought of or described Null as that. Even if "she" supposedly had the hots for him (and his money). Please. For all the shit Dan gave DroolKitty, this isn't any better.
<The Euro guys all deepthroat the government's dick and can't think for themselves. Women don't talk like this btw, except on Twitter if they're trad LARPing. And EU women NEVER talk like this, ever.
>Rate on a % scale of 0 to 100 for gender (male-female) the tone of the following 2 paragraphs is, taken together: "European men aren't really any better at personal hygiene. Unless you want to count Turkish men as European, they at least get their hair and beard trimmed regularly cause it's a social thing for them, but they bathe in those middle eastern perfume oils and that shit is way too strong. Beats BO smell I guess but not by much. >I admit I prefer American men over European despite being European myself. The Euro guys all deepthroat the government's dick and can't think for themselves. I'd rather have to break in a wild american stallion than have one of these boring circus downies trotting in a circle all day." To rate this clearly, I need to establish what the scale represents. I'll interpret 0 as maximally feminine-coded tone and 100 as maximally masculine-coded tone. I'd rate these paragraphs at approximately 65-70 on that scale. Here's my reasoning: Masculine-coded elements (pushing the rating higher): Heavy vulgarity and crude sexual language ("deepthroat," "shit," etc.) — typically associated with masculine-coded speech in many cultural contexts Crude, explicit animal/sexual metaphors ("break in a wild american stallion") Aggressive, confrontational tone without softening language Direct, unfiltered judgments without concern for politeness or social smoothing Sexual objectification presented matter-of-factly Feminine-coded elements (pulling the rating lower): The critical, judgmental perspective on men and their autonomy ("can't think for themselves") Objectification of men as creatures to be managed or judged Personal preference narrative (which can feel more relational/evaluative) Concern with physical appearance and grooming standards Overall: The tone leans masculine-coded primarily bickers of the crude vulgarity, lack of hedging language, and aggressive directness. However, it's not extremely masculine-coded bickers the underlying perspective critiques and objectifies men rather than celebrating conventional masculine traits. If you meant the scale differently (female-coded = 0, female-coded = 100), let me know and I can adjust!
>>288692 This monkey torturer really is the king of dishonest reporting, it says in that post "I prefer American men" and he writes "Lidl states she prefers Turkish men".
>>288694 >So autistic he needs a robot to affirm his delusions This is /cow/ not /robowaifu/ tranny
>women don't say racist and crude things The kind of woman who would marry Null would absolutely be the most racist woman you have ever met.
>>288700 "She" said that "she" prefers American men and consider Turks to be about equal to or better than Europeans. Which is cuntish of a supposedly Belgian woman to say, as you can figure out, Dan. >>288701 >>288702 You didn't refute anything the bot (which is smarter than you) said, Traniel.
So next just don't post when you have nothing to add, Fagiel.
>>288700 >/robowaifu/ I'll admit that part made me laugh but keep in mind that talking shit about /robowaifu/ is a good way to antagonize the admin and it sure would be a shame if you actually banned, Daniel.
Cuz Robi probably has an actual Robowaifu built at this point, Dan.
But where would the majority of the board activity be if Robi actually banned Dan, like he should have months ago if he was competent at all.
Lidl Droon's scale of men: Americans > Turkroaches > Eurocucks "She" prefers only the Black Americans though.
>>288745 How do you ban someone on an image board?
>>288754 Go to 4chan and spam post thread "How do I get banned here" and find out, yah noob.
>>288755 Right. And then after I change my IP in 5 seconds what happens?
>>288756 <change my IP in 5 seconds Get your dumb ass range banned I guess.
Asking questions you already fully know the question to so you can pretend to smart just makes you very gay btw.
I'm not drunk btw I promise.
>>288757 And you expect the jannies to do this to appease you, an obsessive meth tranny?
>>288760 I expect 4chan jannies do what now?
>>288761 Kinda like your mom don't care about you eh Dan.
No idea why you'd think I have personal control of 4chan jannies and wasn't just saying what would likely happen if you pissed them off and kept evading IP bans.
Is Xir even still alive? All these dipshits keep yapping about someone who hasn't posted in months. Bet someone had to rope, xir certainly took everything pretty seriously
Finally some fresh cocks. https://snark.vegas/threads/maria-martinez-lidl-drip-ningyou-mapholie-3322-miika-mieke-miikamurderdoll-mooky-tan-work-in-progress.90/ I barely knew anything about this lady, but the more I read about her, the weirder it gets. First of all, it's Fat Girl Angle Shots all the way down, which is unsurprising given that her alleged boyfriend weighs has the fat mass of all of Pensacola's fast food chains combined. Second, and this is also unsurprising, she has exactly zero taste in anything, making it unusually plausible that she actually could be a girlfriend of TheTheGatorGamerGamer. Whoever made that
>>288859 Shitty thread with no actual proof that this person is KF user Lidl Drip, we already went over this in the Yeop thread.
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>>288859 Guess I hit enter before I even attached a Fat Girl Angle Shot. Shit happens. Anyway, whoever made this threat on this gay forum here went through the trouble of archiving all of her entertainment playlists for some fucking reason, and bickers I'm exactly the kind of sicko who finds others' bad taste funny, and I was not disappointed. She may very well be listening to Linkin Park and Evanescence with J­o­s­h, who as far as I know doesn't have any taste either. >>288860 What the fuck is a Y­e­o­p? Go back there, newfag.
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>>288860 On that point, one of the hundreds of archived links in this thread archived her Steam account and she does indeed have TheTheGatorGamerGamer as a Steam friend. The thread, despite being on some terrible forum that's converting pictures to .webp, is extremely thorough for what could otherwise be a random Steam friend, which suggests to me that there's insider information that I'm missing from my own decade-plus disengagement with the foxdicks. Show me more shit from these archived links, and show me in this fucking thread where she's the subject. If there's a compelling counterclaim to this being TheTheGatorGamerGamer's girlfriend, current or former, provide it.
>>288862 No there is no "insider information". Maria Martinez is a woman Jösh knew 15 years ago on Blockland forums, which is why they are friends on Steam. There is no connection between Lidl Drip and Maria other than they are both European women who know Jösh. The 10,000 archive links are there to give the appearance of being thorough while actually making no effort to show any evidence connection these people together.
>>288876 Who was it that connected these people together?
>>288879 Arent you a simp for Pedolame?
>>288879 Bro can you not read? It's the guy called Yeop who also has a thread on here currently right next to this one in the catalog.
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>>288881 You mean to tell me that Yeop isn't some new forum or social medium that you foxdick faggots are using? Like Yelp, but autistic or something?
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>>288882 I went and read the "Yeop thread" and I'm still not totally convinced that it's about a person named Yeop. It's just fox­dicks anonymously celebrating that the guy ate a Twitter ban.
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>>288880 Are you going to tell me why she should have seven /cow/ threads when none of them are funny? Both her threads, that Yeop thread, and this thread are filled with people who are clearly not /cow/boys just bitching about how mad they are at these people. This is a lolcow board and I come here to laugh at people, and you and your friends seem to come here bickers you're afraid of these unfunny people. Even better, you're usually giving me the reactions I want. Is there a hostile environment on the foxdick farms preventing you from having your unfunny bitchfits there with your unimportant names visible to each other, even when the point is ostensibly defending J­os­­h? Why even post this shit here if you're not trying to make me or even each other laugh? Why invite me to laugh at your inert anger at your bully? You're not fooling me or any other /cow/boy and you don't seem to be enjoying yourselves.
Didn't read most of Yeops post cause that shit is way too long and he should learn how to identify important information and put that front and center, the way this shit is presented is atrocious. Anyway I was scrolling down this eternal list of posts that is apparently just Lidl Drip feverishly defending Jösh and glazing him at every opportunity and that's honestly pretty cute and I wish them the best. I can't think of a single person in this sektur who has a woman who is this devoted and obsessed with her man. Jösh my man don't fuck this shit up.

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