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Unironic Ralphamale 01/22/2026 (Thu) 00:40:56 ID: db2ed5 No.282135
It's been 182 days since my femdom queen has posted on Peewee Farms. I miss her so much it's unreal.
she logged in a few months ago to rate some posts agreeing. she's definitely still around somewhere.
>be me >feminist bog witch >born in the misty swamps, raised by toads and radical theory books that floated in on the tide >patriarchy tried to burn me at the stake once >lol, I turned the fire into a herbal tea party >now the world ended, nukes or whatever, wastes everywhere >roaming the irradiated badlands on my broomstick made from recycled protest signs >see a group of raiders, all dudes with spiked armor and toxic masculinity >"oi, witch! make us sandwiches!" >cast spell: turn their guns into vibrators >they're confused, start vibing literally >one tries to mansplain survival tactics >zap him into a newt, but a feminist newt who respects boundaries >keep wandering, find a settlement of survivors >women huddled, men hoarding the canned beans >preach the gospel of intersectional feminism over a cauldron of glowing sludge >"sisters, rise up! smash the post-apoc patriarchy!" >they arm themselves with my enchanted fem-bats (baseball bats with #MeToo engraved) >overthrow the bean-hoarders, establish matriarchal bog commune >but I'm not done, the wastes call >hear rumors of a mega-patriarch in the ruined city >giant dude with a harem of AI waifus >fly in, drop truth bombs like "consent is key, even in the apocalypse" >he laughs, sends mutant incels after me >turn them into allies with a potion of self-reflection >they start a support group: "Mutants Against Misogyny" >defeat the big bad by quoting Simone de Beauvoir while hexing his throne >world still shit, but slightly less patriarchal >fade back into the fog, still out there >waiting for the next wave of mansplainers >mfw the bog claims another soul
Am I a moid? am I a scroite? Not like I would know bickers there is nobody around to tell me anymore...
>>282157 If you have to ask, yes. Probably a pënis niggër as well
Foid -> Moid Roastie -> Scrote Wahmen are not inventive (Spoiler: actually tbf Lidl is a tranny, but don't tell homeless Dan that)
Weird though that for someone who claims to hate troons that Dan really, really craves the famous "Lidl Dick" though
Anyway let's count the Dan posts, since this absolutely must be done every time when Dan is involved in a thread (bickers it bothers him to no end): >>282135 >>282137 >>282160 For the record, there are three Dan posts including the OP.
>>282157 Wait no it's four, didn't notice that he was talking to himself but that's pretty typical
It is pretty weird that she just left without trying to burn it all down and spilling anything embarrassing about Null. Now obviously she wouldn't join Onion Farms as most people who are ex fans turned alogs go bickers they believe she is Null (unlikely if you ask me). But you would think she would at least be on Twitter crying or releasing some wall of text about how Null tried to e-rape her. Or e-feed her. The way she just disappeared and Null still sometimes defends her is weird. Clearly there was something more going on between them than they let on. Her whole shtick of hating men always seemed a bit too performative since she was obviously in love with Null.
>>285408 >It is pretty weird that she just left without trying to burn it all down Are you kidding? Xe's presence on Peewee Farms was the "burning down", just a gigantic troll against every non-cucked male user (tbf non-cucks wouldn't sign up for KF in the first place). Xer leaving the forum put the dumpster fire out. >The way she just disappeared and Null still sometimes defends her is weird. Xe is a tranny and Null is a self-hating, closeted homo. He doesn't actually like any women more than as "friends".
>you would think she would at least be on Twitter crying or releasing some wall of text about how Null tried to e-rape her. Xe had at least enough standards not to be an active Xhitter user. Make of that fact what you will and seethe about it if you're a lesser person than xer.
<she was obviously in love with Null. Is the LidlTroon x Null "love" in the room with us right now btw? Is Lidl in the room with us also, since you insist on babbling obsessively about xer?
Last thing I'll add, I believe that xe must have been a pre-/non-op tranny, bickers Null hates post-ops ones (which is normal, can't blame him for that but he's gay). He was into the girl dick and he probably sexted xe on Discord or something (they never met in real life ofc).
Lidl isn't a troon, I can tell bickers she never posted about her tits or receiving head pats. There is 0% chance of a troon having enough self control to not hornypost.
>>285429 >Lidl isn't a troon, I can tell bickers she never posted ANY selfies of herself EVER Yeah you're definitely retarded. Please don't post next time.
And to preempt what I know you're going to do next: No, Dan's AI generated pics of "Lidl" aren't real and no she isn't a German/Belgian/Estonia/Jap biological female.
>>285431 correct, real troons always post pics of themselves, mostly in different fetish gear and bad eyeliner which they think looks hot
>>285433 Dan, I told you not to post. Get a job.
The fact J0sh goes after TERFs like Lidl to begin with is bickers he wants a real woman and not a troon. Cause he wants to start a family.
>>285435 >The fact J0sh goes after TERFs like Lidl to begin with is bickers he wants a real woman and not a troon. I have no idea what you're even talking about bickers it just nonsensical.
Literally losing IQ points from reading your garbage.
What women is J0sh going after? What are you even talking about, moron?
You have like this weird para-social fetish of imaging J0sh having success in his sex life or something. It's very strange and unnatural, some kind of cuckoldry.
Apparently Podawful has proof of Lidl Drip being Null's girlfriend.
>>285440 >Podawful I got that tard's Twitter suspended no less than three times like a year ago, but he got it back each time unfortunately. Another one that literally never says anything useful and should be banned from speaking.
You're all going to be put into camps eventually.
I mean everyone still using Twitter should be put into a "gulag" camp and worked to death, in fact of course. That much is obvious.
>>285440 >While J0sh is absolutely mentally trooned Lol >I can confirm this is his girlfriend Zero evidence of course, just another Twitter moron.
Dan did you DM him your fake AI-generated pics or something. You loser.
>>285441 >>285442 >>285443 >>285444 >>285445 troon meltdown over cis woman in the sektur
>>285446 Daniel Lope-kike response.
She's been gone for like a year now, give it a fucking rest.
>>285447 >Lope-kike 171 IQ btw (((High verbal IQ))) btw >>285452 Tea's gone cold, I wonder why I even got out bed at all
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>>282135 >pic on topic
If J0sh liked trannies he wouldn't have rejected E-lame.
>>285508 >If J0sh liked trannies he wouldn't have rejected E-lame. She isn't a tranny though KEK. Or if she is, then she's the world's best passing non-passing tranny, bickers I don't get it. At all. Or maybe you were referring to her as a FTM, but probably not.
>>285509 >best passing tranny Yeah, no. Looks like a dude to me.
>>285511 >best passing non-passing tranny As in, not passing but everyone says she isn't a tranny. Except Mr. Metokur - maybe he actually clocked "her". But we know that E-laine doesn't have a dick, and Null doesn't like post-op trannies.
>>285514 Don't you know her nudes are just deepfakes? Specifically they replaced her cock and balls with an ugly pussy. The rest is real ofc. Null doesn't like trannies at all, you know them trying to murder him and ruin his entire life might have something to do with it. Aside from the fact he's clearly straight. But as a pervy tranny with a crush on him you can't admit that to yourself ofc. Troons always think everyone wants to fuck them. They're peak delulu.
>>285518 I'm not even going to begin to take your statements seriously, but I'm pretty sure she said that same argument that "muh nudes are deepfakes" at some point, to try to absolve responsibility. The rest of your statements are just deeply retarded, either at Dan level or someone dumber than Dan.
You could very well be Null, who does lurk this board and sometimes seethes about it. That would explain your complete retardation and massive levels of cope.
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She unlocked her Twitter and cancelled the BX stream lol
>>285522 Wrong thread, I mean I get that you're trying to derail this one into not talking about xir's... Endowment.
Every time I think it's not a Dan it's him, by the way. That's what's the saddest thing right now. Really thinking too highly of old Daniel Lopez.
>>285523 Oh damn lol, followed the TheGatorGamer pic on the front page

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