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>>286403 >>286406 Dan + Elame, a match made in Hell.
>>286406 Where did the gif for this go? Seemed perfect since a certain pisswitch wants to bring up sorted pasts.
>>286424 Apparently Robi is tired of seeing your fetish.
Never seed someone so happy to get arrested, he is just one jollymaxxed guy.
>>286427 Those three arrest pics are AI. He's not on the website.
That fourth one where he looks like turbo shit might have been his actual arrest pic tho.
Biggest clues that Dan's still on this board and still a massive faggot is the lack of activity in this thread and the whining about Onion Farms.
Onion Farms whining aka "Shit No One Cares About" aka Daniel's stick lodged fimly up his ass.
Fat, retarded, homeless slob.
50%+ of board activity is this one homeless felon.
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Still no job. Still the only poster on this board half the time.
>>286559 The other half of the posts are Sean bumping in an attempt to hide his thread
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Nigga hit the wall and looks like a bloated corpse
I used his exfiltration and dissemination of onionfarms user data as a premise to break my lease and get out of the $4,200 that was going to cost me. Thanks S​ARGONr, don't say you never shit his pants and did nothing useful for society or anyone here. I owe you a hot dose of fentanyl.
>>286607 this poster swats people just so everyone remembers.
>>286607 E-laine you're a bigger tard than he is. Hope you choke to death on your fentanyl.
(from lack of breathing due to asphyxiation, not from eating the fent if that's what you think I meant you tard, herp)
So was Sprate Header right and is Daniel "Naught" Lopez actually Michael Rodriguez? Cuz it wasn't Elame that made him stop using his name (he's still here ofc).
Why do both Daniel Lopez AND Elame have a vendetta against Dark Ninja of infobattles.com?
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>>286637 Probably has something to do with this pic of him.
Sprate Header galaxy brain Daniel Lopez = Naught theory looking better every day, in my opinion.
Still no life, posts here literally 24/7.
Daniel vs Naught comparison: -Both illegal alien hispanics present in the US illegally, either with no documents or with fraudulent documents. -Both criminals. Dan is an admitted felon. -Both into self-harm. -Both E-lame simps. -One is a former tranny, one simps constantly for a tranny (Lidl Drip). -One is a pederast (into little boys), the other simps for a pederast (TheTheGatorGamerGamerua Moon). -Both tried/try to sock onto KF multiple times. The evidence is conclusive -- Daniel Lopez is Naught.
Danny troonpez, allegedly Naught. Is it true goys?
Daniel Lopez's latest KF sock account is named Dwight The Janitor He created it the same day he "stopped using" his Cancer account. Also he still posts here constantly (on /cow/) without his tripfag name, but that's obvious.
>>286752 Proof?
>>286760 The fact that you're pretending like it isn't, Dan. You piece of shit.
>>286610 I don't, but I would in two minutes flat with Daniel's dox.
>>286610 Actually fuck the police, I'd go raid his house myself
bump
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oof
Homo.
Ol' fagboy still posting on this board round the clock, like he's getting paid to do it. Except he isn't. (That's the joke).
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Were it not for his images being mugshots, I'd have had trouble believing that a man 50% older than the woman he's been sexually harassing thought "six unfunny /cow/ threads about her and a yearslong defense of J­o­s­h" were his way into her pants. But, well, here are the mugshots, and here he is. Have a bump.
>>287103 Nobody here wants the rotten roastbeef in Peelame's pants except you. Apparently you think you can get it by white knighting her on /cow/. Godspeed, she's a whore so she probably will fuck you.
>>287116 This guy filled six /cow/ threads with unfunny whining and dresses exactly like how I'd expect a guy with a /cow/ thread full of mugshots would dress; if you think he wouldn't fuck anything that moves if given the chance, you may as well have your own thread here.
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I honestly can't believe that fat neckbeards are, once again, wearing graphic Hawaiian shirts; 2006 is back. Where did he even buy this shit?
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I just got TheTheGatorGamerGamer Moons secret xenforo license pulled. He was lying the whole time about sneedforo. He was a paying XF customer under a fake name. And using his update entitlement on foxdick farms. TheTheGatorGamerGamer whenever you see this, I snitched bickers Cancer is retarded and I hate him even more than I hate you. Also bickers I'd suck Chris D from xenforo off until his forehead caved in.
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"Licensed customer" flair removed Keeeeek Fuck you null, you fat bitchy tub of shit.
>>287177 >>287178 Peelame larp
>>287179 As if Pisslame is the only person you've annoyed recently. I'll keep doing recon and snitching on everything Josephine Moon says and does until you're 86'ed from there . And then I'll probably keep doing it, bickers , lol. It's fun,
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being a narcissist means that if I can't have something nobody will.
>>287184 >>287185 Ok Peelame. Thanks for letting us know your fedi username.
>>287186 I love Daniel's faildoxes and leaning into them so he wastes endless time on them and looks like an even bigger fucking retard than everyone already thinks he is. Yes Daniel it's me, TheGatorGamer. How are u dear
Now go find some other hapless fifteen or 17 or 19 year old to blame for my behavior, doxx and terrorize. Freak.
The fact he can even identify so many adolescents and speculate on them just by their scent or tone of voice alone tells you he's a pedo keeeeeek
>hapless fifteen or 17 or 19 year old Peelame you are 24 and look 45
>>287184 boooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiinggggggggggg vordy (pbuh) did it better
Someone needs to pull out all of his teeth with pliers, then slit his throat and let him bleed to death on the side of a curb. I mean that sure would be unfortunate, I can't even imagine anyone ever doing that.
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This guy is so beyond unlikeable, you really have to wonder what he actually went to prison for. I still think it was for assaulting his mom.
>>287311 It wasn't for being terminally unfunny like you though right
>>287185 posted from a motel 6 in palm springs btw
>>287317 so? where the fuck do *you* buy meth? I'll snitch on your next $200 license too as soon as I find you in their forums again
>>287317 Go back to your whole thread crying about xenforo leaking people's details without a court order and then get back to me when you have any self awareness whatsoever. you deserve every bad thing that happened and happens to you
Xenforo leaked your IP to a ddos crew when they figured out James potter was nooly nool and you'll never prove it.
>>287318 Maybe you should stop smoking meth in a $45/night motel and work on finding housing. Or at least a flea dip to get rid of the bed bugs you're surely infested with
>>287324 Where did you see $45? I can make them price match it
>>286605 Let's get rid of that pesky watermark.
>>287366 Absolutely ghoulish
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>>287385 Still less ghoulish than Pedolame, JEWS, Naught and friends.
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>>287392 >not a woman
1464 Knights Row, Yuba City, CA 95991 Oops I dropped Naught's address again, mb
Michael Rodriguez 1464 Knights Row, Yuba City, CA 95991
>>287396 >>287398 So fun watching this ginger G​AMERGATE lash out at the whole world over my behavior.
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>>287324 Sneed
>>287414 you live in a motel 6 and got your sister doxed. real big flex.
>>287416 It's really not far from where you got zero'd in on last time retard. nice try though.
Why does he enjoy slurpring up J0sh's cum. Discuss. Only people Daniel has ever simped for: E-laine (looks like a tranny) Lidl Drip (tranny) J0sh (male) If Dan is gay then why doesn't he say so. Same for Null, though.
He's still guzzling bucketloads of Null cum every day, I'm afraid to report.
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>Daniel has simped for: >Lidl Drip (tranny) >J0sh (male)
Bump.
Dan no-lifeing it again
TheTheGatorGamerGamer wordfilter should be changed to DanielLopez already
>>287570 <expecting fagmin to listen suggestions Not gonna happen unless you're in his clique of 5 faggots on IRC or whatever and deepthroating him. Regardless of if your suggestion is bad or good.
Also Daniel, JEWS seems to hate you and he's one of the butt buddies. So you're not going to be allowed into that clique any more than I am. I have no chance either bickers I dare criticize fagmin.
Bet they'd listen to E-laine though unironically bickers they're that fucking retarded.
Daniel Troonpez extra bitchy and entitled lately.
>>287587 I actually think he's been quieter since relapsing
>>287625 What "relapse" Elame?
Danny Fagpez thinks that A-Logging in the original sense low hanging fruit is a replacement for having a personality or any kind of likeability.
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>>287626 He's still not going to fuck you, Thomas
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>>287678 Meds.
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"Made" a couple comic strips starring Lidl Drip and featuring Daniel Lopez as the large duck. (*Made by AI)
>>287757 you're gooning to this shit aren't you
>>287759 Lol no. You?
>>287760 I am not the one making Lidl Drip anime swimsuit pics
>>287761 >I don't have your skills, senpai Your point?
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>>287778 Cute edit (E-lame?) bu-u-ut why would he dox is goddess Lidl Drip? Original: https://alogs.space/cow/res/286386.html#q287776
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sigh *unzips*
>>287804 >Pissing noises
Theories/allegations about what this sack of crap was doing that got him sent to prison: >Drug dealing - Per Dan himself >Assaulting his mom >Pedo shit - From pedos E-laine and Naught Hard to tell when there aren't any reliable narrators around but it's worth noting that this man is a felon, nonetheless.
Incomplete list of Dan's headspace occupants: >E-laine Miller >Ken Engelhardt >Sean >Naught >JEWS >Brian Dunn >Lidl Drip >kampungboy This list is incomplete; you can help by expanding it.
Just a coincidence that this board is very quiet when Danny homopez has nothing he wants to post about, goyim.
Daniel Lopez isn't homeless he actually lives rent free and moves between his apartments inside the heads of Peelame, Naught, Sean, the Onion Troons and some random schizo tranny that keeps detailing every thread to be about him. I think the place he owns in Peelame's head even has a pool but unfortunately it is filled entirely with PISSSSSSsSssssss
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>>287844 >Onion Troons and some random schizo tranny Did Danny steal and leak some peoples personal info and not get the heroes welcome and/or the reception he was hoping for over on fox dick farms?
Another day, another mandatory bump of this thread. Wonder why.
>>287859 bickers no one cares but this gives your butthurt some catharsis?
>>287865 Kill yourself instead of posting here, Dan
Big homo
Danyel Gaypez big big huge homo and pedo Mo0n supporter
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https://www.givesendgo.com/DefendTheFarms Report this campaign to givesendgo: https://help.givesendgo.com/portal/en/newticket Report this campaign to givesendgo's payment processor , stripe: https://stripe.com/en-us/complaints
>>287946 >Quick, report this campaign that was already fully paid out You're kind of fuckin stupid there buddy
>>287950 Fraud payments should be reversed
Also imprison TheTheGatorGamerGamerua Pedo + re-imprison Dan Fagpez
Peelame I see you are bored, have you considered just killing yourself to pass the time?
>>287953 >Fraud Wishing does not make it so. Have you considered getting a life instead of being so pathetic and desperate?
>>287950 No it's a new campaign . After the ban. I'm sorry you don't have any kind of reading comprehension. Who's fucking stupid now, buddy?
>>287958 >Have you considered getting a life Oh fucking please. You first. You're here forever.
>>287959 I unironically did not read the post. Still, I don't give a shit. Quit crying just bickers KF has another $100k to burn fighting goofy faggots like yourself
>>287959 It's not new it's months old. You think your reports will do anything when Liz Fong Jones probably reported it hundreds of times months ago? Retarded p3do whore.
>>287960 >a life Dan really doesn't have one, for sure.
>>287974 I hope Liz Fong Jones finally goes postal and assassinates him
https://onionfarms.com/threads/snark-vegas.10560/#post-205071 According to IKOL, Danny has been impersonating Keewee regular anliteralidiot while being a snark.vegas admin.
>>288038 Not the first time he impersonated someone. Onion Farms user ipreferpickles is one that comes to mind. He's gay like that.
>>288032 Nah, I want Liz to at least carry through the lawsuit cus it's pretty clear that M0on has no valid defense and almost no chance of winning.
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>>288038 I don't know how retarded you have to be to shoe in the admin part but he says that he was impersonating anliteralidiot. Ikols english is shit but even he was pretty clear here. >>288040 How do you impersonate the person when the accounts the same as it was from the start?
>>288083 How do you suck duck when you've been sucking dick from the start?
>>288098 The person said he's impersonating said account. Now you are just mad and schizo posting bickers both retarded claims were refuted.
>>288107 >both retarded claims were refuted. You did not do that.
You haven't even addressed anything actually, just posted some incoherent nonsense.
Should I file another ICE report on this fat retard being in the US illegally.
Hispanic + criminal -> illegal alien -> deport
So I'm taking the lack of instant response from Dan as an enthusiastic "yes".
Nah I'm not going to spam them. They should do their jobs and follow up on the original report, since you're clearly illegal.
Big gay homo
Still Dan posting on this board if it wasn't obvious.
Dan Fagpez Gaypez
Just dropping this bomb that's it's been confirmed that Daniel Lopez went to prison for child molestation.
He raped an 8 year old girl in South Carolina and that's why he got forcibly taken out of his mom's house and then thrown in prison for many years.
>>288202 >>288206 Sean Walker posts btw Where's the proof, sean?
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>>288208 <sean
>Daniel exposes Sean's newest sock account >Sean deletes his sock account >"someone" proceeds to seethe extra hard about Daniel on here wow wonder who that could be
>>288212 <Daniel posts about some random anti-KF user on KF and smears them as a "pedo" based on one account they're following <They DFE after the KF mention <Daniel off his meds about all this Wow you're gay.
IT'S SCHIZO WAR LADIES AND ГунтLEMEN
What if Daniel and DroolKitty get married
Whose taking bets on how long before Daniel doxx everyone on snark.Vegas looking for fatsos approval
>>288228 Nah, Sean is the one that likes the troons, just ask LFJ, sinseer, keffals and peach 😉
>>288232 Either she's just a very fat woman or half of beauty parlor users are "troons"
Maybe
Still posting his faggotry on this board every day like usual
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>>288355 $500/night hotel room, do Californians really

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