>>4368 >mary sueboon's flaw is that she fell down once It's pretty pathetic that these "people" can't even have their fictional self-inserts face any adversity. But I guess seeing that the "people" that make these biggest obstacle in life is mean words on the internet they would think that overcoming scrapping their knee once when they were 11 would be some Herculean task requiring an iron will.

Got an update on the Soy board. >Surprise Diversity >Jailbroken lightsabers They think lightsabers are smartphones >Grey Jedi >Gender role subversion >Complicated Power Struggle implying they have the mental capacity for that >Relevance to real world because thats what the reader wants, be constantly reminded of CY+6 >Moral but subtle WEW >Pablo Who? >Imperfect characters Except for the strong independent womyn >Pulpy What? >Porgs >Human sidekick Human supremacist must end now! >Droid lives matter ayyylmao That was the only thing I could read, to bad there is a fat nigger in front of the shot.

>>4502 The forced diversity stuff is bad enough on its own, but what really kills me is just how terribly unoriginal every single thing on that board is. The overwhelming majority of what's written here is just overdone tropes from the Star Wars universe; there's absolutely nothing to indicate unique or independent thought. They aren't trying to add anything meaningful to the canon, they just want to keep rehashing ideas that have already been done by more competent writers twenty years ago. The only difference is now they're making everybody black or gay or trans or whatever. Also what in the everliving fuck is a "jailbroken lightsaber"? This just shows a fundamental misunderstanding of what a lightsaber is or how it works.

>>4504 >Also what in the everliving fuck is a "jailbroken lightsaber"? >The High Republic Ligthsabers™ are close source and proprietary >High republic jedis are not allowed to make their own High Republic Ligthsabers™ >The Republic owns all the kiber crystal mines and buying/selling them is punishable by death >Jedis are not allowed to repair or modify their own lightsabers and must send them to an Official HRL™ repair center >Read about this Dark Jedi Marshland Arclit journey to jailbraking all the lightsabers in the galaxy and teach everyone, even those lame Jedi, about the miracle of right of repair and ultimate freedom.

>>4504 >Also what in the everliving fuck is a "jailbroken lightsaber"? I'm going to guess it's some dumb shit about how only jedis can even turn on a lightsaber and a stronk indumbpendunt wymyn of color is going to jailbreak them so normal people can use them.

>>4502 >Pablo Who? Pablo Hidalgo. That fat cuck who works on the Lucasfilm story group who keeps making things even worse and more woke.

>>4509 I wish you were wrong, but somehow I feel like that's exactly what it's going to be

And here we go! We left off when the Hutts were going to cultural enrich the planet by pushing the "slave princess" outfit a very popular item, but the jedi have other plans.

All hell is braking loose in the most undramatic way possible. Evil Plants™ are attacking the jedis in all fronts from the Starlight "Brainwashing" Beacon™ to a backwater planet and the plan is working great. How can the jedis even compete?

The nigger tries to talk sense to the only good character in the whole comic and I even dare to say in the whole Multimedia Project of The High Republic™. Meanwhile the Evil Plants™ are eating everyone for lunch.

And the Jedi and Hutt join forces to fight the Evil Plants™, because they have no choice. Meanwhile our brave MC lizard hatches a plan on the spot. He tells the nigger to do a "Mind Touch" on him and brainwash The Evil Plants™ into thinking that the food is pozzed. It could kill him, but she does it without a second though. And the plan works, I hate this thing called teamwork, our brave stunning independent womyn that need no males should resolve all the problems by themselves. Of course it won't happen again, because the only good thing of all this shit show tapped out. Sskeer -our brave MC lizard- an hero, he couldn't stand being in a kikeney comic any longer. This whole comic is a mess, it start with a nigger doing its jedi trials and five issues later, there is a whole semi-galactic threat eating everyone, but its resolved with a hand wave. Zero build up, does the writer even know what a story arc is for? I don't know how the burger comics work since I don't read a lot of them, but this is the main comic right? The Star Wars: The High Republic is the main comic and not some minor shit and yet they don't start the first comic in the Starlight Beacon and showing how amazing and goody two shoes the High Jedi are, while showing the monkey being trained by the Lizard. And what is worse, this is a monthly comic and yet it feels damn short with the story being rushed. No wonder normalfags are reading mangas over this shit.

So I guess the pink xenon got adopted, is not like she can be trained since she is too old, right? Oh well, is not like lore is respected anyway. Anyway, the jedi took the bait by the mask man.

>>4574 The filthy xenon bird escapes and the white cis boy pursues her. I hate this different perspectives, doing 2 perspectives is ok and stretching it, but 3? they are just wasting pages in space battles and pastries... Shame on that padawan malesplaining on our nigger, how dare he!

The boy is trying his best to get his xenon childhood friend back and somehow get away from all this bullshit, but not everything is going his way, since that filthy bird xenon just sent an SOS to the damn jedi.

And what is worse the nigger that wants to cockblock the white cis boy is on her way! She really wants that pink xenon pussy. What is that you ask? The nigger can't have sex with the pink xenon because she is a padawan and its against the jedi code? Don't worry! It is OK to have sex with someone if there are no strings attach, yes you read that right. Anakin wouldn't had fallen to the dark side if he only had an open relationship with Padme, marrying her and having children was his down fall. And another awesome issiue end, Will the white cis boy rescue his childhood friend and run away to a far way planet to build their own family? Or will he fail and his childhood friend will just by a never ending booty call for they jedi? This and more questions will be answered in the next issue!

>>4578 Is there anything (((they))) won't try to shove cuck shit into? Rhetorical question obviously.

>>4578 >Krix and Zeen will not have a happy ending together The whole High republic setting is fucking retarded, but this whole Krix and Zeen duality on each side of the conflict and my futile hope of them somehow escaping could make this an actual good comic, to bad it's going to go horrible wrong, but not in a tragic way, but in a degenerate way.

>>4502 wtf does fictional family supposed to mean?

>>4578 This clearly means that Mace, Yoda, Shaak Ti and Dooku had orgies regularly.

>>4587 >had orgies regularly. With the younglings No wonder Anakin purged them since they were tainted.

Are you ready for the second wave?!

We start this amazing comic with with Krix still following that filthy bird xenon, yes, she is not dead, Krix can't aim for shit. And then the most retarded, impossible and illogical thing happens, he shots at Zeen starship, because he wasn't expecting her to be here, even though he sent her a message to come... And the rifle was powerful enough to cripple a jedi starship, even thought it didn't blow the xenon bird hands off when she got shot. What the fuck? The nigger and his male allies arrive at the junk planet to see that the bad guys are fighting the bird xenons, how do I know that? Because you need to read it from the dialogs since the art is so fucking horrible it looks like they are having an orgy or something. They used two pages for this and it still looks awful.

The kid doesn't save his childhood friend from the wreckage and runs away. Is this believable? Maybe, he is just a kid and got scared, but he was in dangerous situations before and he didn't run away like a faggot. I just don't know anymore... Also three eye alien is there, because I guess they were always in the same planet? Wasn't he abandon in the gladiator planet? I don't want to re-read this garbage. The nigger follows her pink friend-with-benefits and sees that the pink xenon is changing white dick. She lights her lightsaber when she sense she is getting cucked.

The cluster fuck of a battle continuous, you don't know who is winning or what is happening. If you think that Krix shooting down a spaceship was bad, get a look of this part. Krix starts to FORCE CHOKE her childhood friend, doesn't ask for explanations or reasoning, just starts going full dark force on him. The only argument you can make is that she is over reacting because she is a girl. >You almost killed me. My friends. What? How does she know that her friends are here? How does she know that her friends are in danger? The niggers stops the pink xenon, because she wants to kill him, I guess, and then they make this horrible and shocked face I have seen so far in the comic. I thought there was a monster appearing behind Krix, but no, it is just a starship. Why the shock? The maskedman saves Krix from girls that want to kill him and if you thought that a starship getting shot down by a blaster rifle or the force choke wasn't enough. Zeen grabs the blaster rifle and starts shooting at Krix. WHAT THE FUCK?

A spider spaceship swoops in to save the day, instead of shooting the jedi scum, it just flies away. How lucky for the jedi. Some stupid shit happens and the white cis boy gets a promotion. Krix and Zeen will never end up together and be happy. All because the retarded writer will do anything to keep them apart in the most stupid way possible. Fuck.

We begin the issue 6 of this amazing saga! The colonizers join forces to purge the evil plants, because only them are allowed to culturally enrich the outer rims. And how are they going to fight them? Well, in hand-to-hand combat of course! What? You expected an army with thanks and shit? Look she is riding a rancor! Isn't she amazing?

The only interesting character of the series is dying, hoping that he might resurrect in the pre-disney star wars. Then the nigger not giving a fuck about safety, goes in for some tentacle action.

They enter the root space, how did they do that? Fuck do I know.

They find the big bad, that is just a huge version of the evil plants, highest level of creativity and art! The nigger begins to mind rape the big bad, one would think that getting inside the mind of an unknown dark evil being would have some kind psychological trauma, but not for our strong independent womyn! The nigger was about to get the info she needs to find the big bad, but gets penetrated by a branch, holy shit she is going to die. Before something happens the MC lizard rips his arm that disconnect them both from the evil plants. The nigger doesn't have any trauma of any kind... Well, they didn't find exactly where the big bad is, but I guess the nigger will calculate the position of the planet by the position of the stars... oh never mind for some strange reason a branch from the MC lizard carved the name of the planet on the nigger's cloths. I guess they will find the planet and bomb it, nah that is too easy and logical, see you next time!

How much does it break the lore? Not talking about TCW/Disney trash. I mean old EU and Lucas canon.

>>4687 Don't know, haven't gotten into the Old Republic era yet. If you read the soyBoard you will notice "Sith Empire" something that is impossible in the 300BBY since the sith were btfo so hard they went extinct. The high republic is just their shitty attempt to make their own Old Republic universe.

Jesus the "art" is so fucking ugly. That has to be intentionally done by the fat lesbians because they want everything to be as ugly as they are.

A new comic dropped, lets begin! And right out the bat, we see that a nigger is so awesome and a filthy xeno wantst to be like him. Excitement... Adventure... a Jedi craves those things! >Even thought we both knew it'd be her! Dats right! Da nigga is da strongest one!

The ship called "The Vessel" looks like shit and the second page we got pure CY+6 comedy.

Way to many shit is happening at the same time, it is a fucking cluster fuck.

Blah blah blah, some plot from Jabba the Hut against the High Jedi, because sabotaging them now while killer plants are attacking is a fucking great idea. And the elf-wanna-be is hopefully turning into the dark side. He won't. All in all, it is awful, I want the blonde kid back, at least his suffering makes me angry in a more enjoyable way.

>>4840 >they're seasons Are they even trying?

>>4845 >Are they even trying? >Navigator is a rock >Pilot is a nigger

Do you want to pick inside the mind that created The Rock Navigator of The Vessel? Then go ahead and watch webm related.

>>4853 A good writer lost their position for this shit

>>4672 Is the fourth page in this post supposed to look like Shrek, or does it just come naturally?

Are you enjoying the high republic, anons? I fucking love it! Have bought all the book and comics! If you are new to the story, watch webm related to be up to speed of what is happening right now. Also some shit about the wayseekers. And the Jedi Council of the High Republic, that fucking focus on Anakin when saying jealousy and ego WEW.

And with start of a new issue without the Lizard, the comic by default is shit.

We get more horrible nigger faces and she has secondary effects for breaking the NAP of a giant plant's mind.

So let me get this shit straight, she found out the homeworld of the big bad and they don't believe her? Is it because she is a female nigger?

White jedi is dead, RIP in piss.

>>4918 >mary sueboon is defeated! >lol jk it's just a vison or some shit she can't lose she's the most powerful nigger ever

This fucking comic feels disconnecting from one issue to the next and even worse they just resume what is happening, they are forcing the reader to buy the books to get a complete picture. I have read that the burger comics love to force you to read other comics for a complete picture, but not a fucking book. The High Republic comics feel like a waste of paper. I haven't finish reading the first marvel comics, so far everything is self contain aside from one story that they are yet to publish and even if they don't it doesn't affect the story they are doing. I know that the old '80s marvel comics are their own contained media and weren't part of a multimedia project. So are the Black Horse comics self contain stories or are they just as shit in the story telling like in the CY+6 Marvel?