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storytime thread Stormtrooper 01/01/2020 (Wed) 06:16:26 No.1490
Suppose it's story time again. This edition: vader wrecks some Jedi, as is probably evident from the title.
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Starts off with some Jedi in hiding after Order 66. Seems they've done a good job of it so far, other than the clones they had on their tail. Nonetheless- being jedi, they make pretty quick work of them now that they know who their enemy is. Meanwhile, Vader really wants to know where the fuck Obi-wan ran off too.
>>1491 Purge kino? Post more please anon
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Palps reminds our boy Darth that the Jedi are now too few in number to pose any real threat, and that the real danger to their rule is yet to come. Meanwhile, some Jedi meet up in the galaxy's most famous crack mines as part of some asinine scheme to kill the Emperor. Amid some debate about whether or not one can use the dark side without being evil, turns out the crazy bitch who called the meeting invited Darth Vader- making that whole staying hidden thing kinda hard and leaving them with no choice but to fight or more likely, die horribly. >>1492 It's a bit of a short one, but it was a good one.
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We get the first casualty of mad bitch's plan to trap and kill Darth Vader. Turns out jebaiting a angry burn victim wasn't such a good idea after all. Not really much to say, other than the Jedi accept their impending death. Other than the crazy one who thought it was a good idea to tell the imperials they were there. Oh no, she's got a cortosis blade.
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>>1492 Vader makes a big show out of his mock surrender, then that dindu Jedi who was advocating the virtues of the dark side earlier kills the hot chick who was dumb enough to think a sith would just surrender. Unluckily for him, he gets stabbed through the chest with the cortosis blade and fucking dies- with his only legacy being a toy that hasbro would later bundle with the comic. Oh, by the way Jedi- big man still wants to know where Kenobi is. They obviously don't, so they end up dead after pelting Vader with rocks and getting hosed with blaster fire from the clone unit that just arrived.
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Turns out the clones were sent by the emperor after learning of his disobedience. Luckily for Vader, said disobedience proved useful to Palps. Even though he didn't kill all the Jedi, the idea that he did is pretty useful for driving any other survivors deeper into hiding and out of the empire's way. And that's it, only thing left is the signature of the guy who scanned the comic.
And there it is- first storytime of the year.
Wow, the jedi suck shit.
>sheboon's master plan was to gather as many of the few remaining jedi she could then tell the empire exactly where they were I was honestly expecting her to turn out to be a traitor until Vader snapped her neck.
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>>1497 >he fucking snaps her neck with his bare hands Fucking beautiful. If only he would do that to all the obnoxious characters in marvel and diseny >>1498 Sith #1
>>1498 I wouldn't say they suck, since they did put up a fight. it's more like Vader is that powerful; and it's canon that he hunted down remaining Jedi.
>>1490 The Sith Chad vs the Virgin Jedi
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>>1494 Saving this rare gem
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So are you going to storytime more Purge one-shots or are you gonna move on to something else, storytimeanon?
>>1545 I've got some other Jedi Purge-era/Darth Vader comics I could storytime later.
>>1550 Please do.
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Alright, Star Wars: Empire #1 coming right up!
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So it begins with Vader apparently training/evaluating a squad of stormtroopers. Seems like that mask guy from the Ghost Prison comic is here too. We get to see him taking orders from the emperor, and a flashback from Vader about his past.
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After the small flashback, it cuts back to Vader meeting with the Emperor and being given a mission to track down and kill an apparent Jedi survivor that's taken up vigilante duty. Meanwhile, an imperial officer gets yeeted for questioning Trachta's brainwashing technique for stormtroopers.
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Vader gets reminded of his place as Sith lord by Palps, who seems to imply that the rogue Jedi could be anything from a child of an exiled Jedi to Skywalker's own child. Looks like Trachta's planning a coup against the Emperor and Vader, as he doesn't to be a fan of the whole mystic death cult thing. Even managed to get a fair few others in on his plan as well. fucked this post up, other one should be deleted now
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The Star Destroyer Vader is using for his little Jedi hunt is now preparing to leave Coruscant. The captain gets choked for doubting the necessity of using an Imperial Star Destroyer for going after a single target, and it's made clear that he is easily disposable for the purposes of this mission. Questioning the order's of the Emperor himself is a pretty bad idea. Trachta's anti-Sith coup has support, but whether or not anyone in it can really be trusted is another question. More Vader flashbacks too, Anakin still isn't quite sure whether joining the Sith was a good idea it seems- not like he has any other choice now.
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And the story really starts going right as the the issue ends.
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I knew I was forgetting something.
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Alright, so time to pick up where we left off. Vader's Star Destroyer picks up a rebel distress call, so obviously being good Imperials- they pick up the ship and prepare to take the crew as prisoners. One problem- said rebel scum vessel is empty. Perhaps Trachta and the rest of his coup buddies are behind this?
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And whaddya know, it's a trap.
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Naturally, Vader is pretty fuckin' pissed. Suspecting the crew of the that ship simply moved to another one- he orders his people to find it. Meanwhile, the plot continues.
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There's an attempted assassination of the Emperor, and Vader found the rebel ship.
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>>1767 Coy looks like he would make a great source for reaction images.
>>1765 Imperial Guards stealing alcohol? Is that canon?
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Anyone up for issue #3?
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So after that attempt on his life, the emperor get's some new guards to replace the ones that got blown to bits as well as trace who planted the bomb to begin with. And the captain of the star destroyer gets murdered.
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Vader decides to go down alone, and the intrigue on coruscants gets pretty heated.
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Don't fuck with the sith, bad idea you see.
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>>2626 >>1496 Man, these pages were so satisfying. I do feel a bit bad for Bultar but it's not like she would have had a better fate if she wasn't stabbed by an ally.
>>2626 I love how Palpatine is just chilling until one of them dares to spill his drink.
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>Vader thread Just using it to annouce that half of Vader passed away few days ago. David Prowse, the actor that was the man behind the suit, the one who gave life to Vader presence, style and stances, passed away at the age of 85. He's now one with the Force.
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>>3813 Every day becomes more painful

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