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The Mouse is turning the aliens gay Stormtrooper 10/02/2019 (Wed) 03:54:46 No.23
>Star Wars: Resistance Producers Confirm Orka And Felix Are Gay Aliens
http://archive.is/h0Cj1
>Star Wars Producers Confirm the Franchise’s First Openly Gay Onscreen Couple
vanityfair. com/hollywood/2019/1 0/star-wars-first-openly-gay-couple-star-wars-resistance
Figured I might as well make a containment thread for disneyshit given they've recently announced some ayys from the show nobody watched were prolapsing eachother's anal cavities.
Dunno why they think anyone cares about Resistance though, let alone that they'd win woke points for pulling a JK Rowling on a canceled series.
Stormtrooper 10/02/2019 (Wed) 06:13:08 No.25
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>>23
>show does so horribly it gets cancelled before its second season is even complete
>ratings are so low they've reached the earth's core
>toy deal gets cancelled due to low sales and lack of interest
>comic book spinoff gets cancelled before its even made

>they realize no one gives a shit about their awful show and that they will soon fade away from memory
>to avoid fading into irrelevancy they claim two random characters are gay to at least be remembered by the woke crow
Stormtrooper 10/02/2019 (Wed) 11:56:13 No.29
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What, no respect for the walking toilet bounty hunter and his BF?
Stormtrooper 10/02/2019 (Wed) 18:25:28 No.31
>>29
this cant be real
Stormtrooper 10/02/2019 (Wed) 22:17:49 No.41
>>25
>the woke crow
I just imagined a crow flying round spouting the headlines and tweets from >>5 and >>6
Stormtrooper 10/06/2019 (Sun) 01:36:46 No.59
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>>29
>the new bounty hunter favorite is the Star Wars version of the Sonic the Hedgehog toilet OC from DeviantArt
>move over Mandalorian pissbabies

How does this fucker even see and aim his rifle? Why are his intestines exposed? Why the fuck does he have a blender on his back for pulping the shit that going down his gullet? This is so bad.
Stormtrooper 07/02/2021 (Fri) 22:45:27 No.4688
Jones was right.........
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