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Stormtrooper 02/22/2020 (Sat) 17:14:28 No.2607
So the new episode of Filoni's Clone Wars cartoon came out. I implore you to watch it here rather than pay for that crap on Disney+ http://kimcartoon.to/Cartoon/Star-Wars-The-Clone-Wars-Season-7/Episode-1?id=96113&s=beta&pfail=1
>failoni nobody cares
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>>2609 Its actually pronounced Furloni.
I'm not going to bother wasting my time and just assume they did exactly what anyone would expect (((disney))) to do.
I actually like the fact that TCW is getting a ending tied to Rebels and Disney canon as a whole. It weakens the argument Ahsokafags have that their canon-wrecking shitshow of a series fits into old EU continuity, when the show turns away from it in it's final season. That position is becoming shakier and less stable as Disney basically undercuts them in their desperate pursuit of profits. Of course some will refuse to let go because of >muh nostalgia but if it further distances it away from the actual Star Wars timeline the better. I'm sick of the meme that Furloni is somehow better than KK, Rian, or JewJew, dude is massive faggot who is so attached to his waifu character she needs to be shoehorned into everything.
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>>2607 I'll probably marathon it when it's all out if this is the episode about the special snowflake clones, I've already seen the lost missions rough cut from 2014
>>2614 Yeah its that episode.
And thus, the series ends for good and the Filoni-fags are permanently satisfied.
>>2656 This shit is only getting 3 lame arcs. One about some clone mutants named after one obscure janitor clone, one about Ahsoka and her gf, and one about Ahsoka joining the Mandalorians.
>>2613 >weakens the argument Ahsokafags have that their canon-wrecking shitshow of a series fits into old EU continuity How does it wreck the old EU continuity? Ahsoka basically fucks off till Rebels and reappears in it after the Empire is defeated to find space Aladin. If anything wrecks cannon and lore is the space time travelling bullshit that the jedi had in Rebels.
>>2688 Actually Rebels breaks a lot of things. Some of which has already been covered before, most notable the death of Ruhk and the assrape of Thrawn. As for Clone Wars, there's a lot of shit. Bothawui is an unpopulated gas giant, R3 units exist and look nothing like R3s, Aleen is completely retconned, Ryloth has a rotation and no Nightlands, certain blaster models exist that shouldn't even exist yet, Barriss Offee's life and fate is completely changed from her EU counterpart, among many other things.
>>2687 I'd say the bad batch arc is the most enjoyable
>>2690 Because it doesn't have Ahsoka.
>>2696 Exactly
>>2688 >space time travelling bullshit wat
Is there really any reason to watch it now instead of when the last episode gets shat out?
>>2709 No. Not really. Only reason to even watch this shit is for the Bad Batch Arc. Right after this come the arc where Ahsoka falls in love with a negress then the arc where Ahsoka joins the Mandalorians.
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>>2708 Ahsoka died but the blue haired kid saved her by sticking his hand in a time portal and changing the past.
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>>2711 And he flung her into the future!
>>2711 Fucking Harry Potter tier
I can't imagine a single one of you watches this for any other reason than looking at the jailbait Togruta.
>>2722 was there ever another reason to watch it in the first place?
>>2728 No. Almost everyone I knew just watched it for the orange waifu. Pretty much why they still love Disney since Ahsoka is now basically Gandalf the White and is confirmed to still be alive in IX.
Damn the writing is really bad this season. It's not Sequel Trilogy tier but it has that shitty Disney/MCU tone. The Bad Batch story should have been treated in a dark way.
>>2722 Pre-disney Clone Wars has a couple of good plotlines, but I've never taken them as anything other than one large infinity due to it fucking other the rest of the canon. While there's certainly some good stories that I wish could be slotted into canon, the issue is that you can't fit the series in and keep much of the rest of the EU without major logical issues.
>>2736 Agreed. I felt the best arcs were the ones focused on the clones. Like the Umbarra arc.
>>2736 Here are videos showing why TCW doesn't fit in. The guy goes into detail and it's pretty good. The only thing I got to warn you is he is a bit of a Mandofag. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kjFx8qqa8_8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujRvFatw2c8 Sorry that I couldn't embed the videos.
the bad batch was a decent arc, even if it struck me as a bit of a holdover from genndy wars in the sense that it was all style over substance, and genndy's main gimmick was always looking cool as hell, though I feel it was undermined a bit just due to the fact that they spent six seasons humanizing the clones, so when we do get the bad batch they seem...less unorthodox than they probably should, and I say this as someone who thought, paradoxically, the best parts of the cgi clone wars were the parts furthest removed from star wars--in the sense they were two hours of dee bradley baker talking to himself, but the clone focused episodes were more focused on being good war story anthologies than good star wars, specifically, and I can appreciate that much, but then again I'm trash who enjoyed karren traviss' republic commando novels, and the weird apocalypse now style tone of the republic commando game, and kind of wish we got a bit more of that kind of style in the EU more often
>>2607 Probably unpopular opinion but I like Filoni's work, he can't control the Disney juggernaut, might as well go with the flow. I think they fucked up a lot of the Season 7 stuff though. It feels like they created a lot of forced lesbian tension into Ahsoka which is irritating. It doesn't even have the lewd potential Barris did.
>>2687 The Bad Batch (I feel) has been horribly mangled compared to the original concept. And the rest of the arcs you mentioned have to be the least anticipated ones. >>2656 Oh fuck off yeah?
>>2722 Because you're projecting and have no imagination
People who keep whining about how it doesn't fit the EU are getting to be pretty annoying. Yes it doesn't fit SOME of the EU... mostly because large portions of the EU were made before the prequels films were released. The EU itself had contradictory storylines... and no-one cared because its Star Wars and were in it for the worldbuilding and stories, not some superconsistent tight series. The EU had great plotlines but it also had a lot of garbage. Better than the Disney materials, by far, but not great either. You can enjoy both TCW and the EU without having to pack them into 1 canon story line, because unlike the main Star Wars movie plots, they can go off on very varied tangents that can be placed as alternative universe if necessary.
>>2802 The majority of TCW's clashing with EU has fuck all to do with the prequels; thats a retarded excuse. Just because some EU stuff clearly relies on a different clone wars, doesn't suddenly excuse other totally different ones. Not that muh canon is my issue, i consider the majority of TCW mediocre or outright bad is my issue. "Alternate universes" really deserves to be for what ifs, pretty gay for stuff like this or reboots. Mind you its much better than slapping in the loads of bullshit TCW has into EU. However i will say its incredibly unlikely you'll find who dislikes TCW for canon issues only, a small issue that might have yes; but not the actual reason.
>>2802 https://www.invidio.us/watch?v=ujRvFatw2c8 >Yes it doesn't fit SOME of the EU It goes out of its way to contradict every entry into the CWMMP and multiple other titles besides. And unlike the pre-prequel EU, the contradictions are far more egregious, and there's no attempt made to reconcile them as they occur. Further, no EU title has contradicted the films that were released before it--things released between the OT and PT are still faithful to the OT. Filoni Wars on the other hand contradicts large swaths of AotC and RotS, not least of which is making Anakin an unrecognizable character. Finally, there's one major issue TCW has outside all its major continuity breaks: it's just not all that good of a TV show.
>>2804 One thing I remember people trying to justify TCW by it having it's own level of canon before Disney bought Lucasfilm. Basically the different star wars media had their own levels of canon with the movies having the highest canon level.
>>2804 >Why "Star Wars: The Clone Wars" Doesn't Fit In Legends | Part 2 1:06:54 Thanks, I think I'll just take your word for it.
>>2800 okay :(
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EVERYTHING UP TO THE MANDALORE EPISODES IS NOTHING BUT POINTLESS FILTER The final season should have started with a little bit of backstory of how Ahsoka goes to Mandalore and the rest of the season should have been the shit leading to order 66 and the and the 2nd half be about the shitshow that followed order 66. Instead we got two sagas worth of episodes about 2 space spic deadbeats and a dead clone that should have stayed dead but didn't. Maybe spend 3-4 episodes on Maul behaving like a paranoid schizophrenic.
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Reminder that Filoni is on Kennedy's side.
>>2916 >implying he's not just going along with what he's been told to say.
>>3183 >being this delusional He's been spewing this garbage for years and he's been a lying cunt for even longer than that as far back as his first interviews about what TCW was going to be about. He also went against George who wanted Ahsoka to die in Order 66.
>>3183 >h-he's just saying what his kike master want him to Let's pretend for a second he's is just pretending to be retarded: Does it really matter what he actually believes if he's still towing the line?
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>>2745 Damn, they didnt gave a fuck about anything.
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>bad batch >oh boy! I cant wait to watch them kill jedi and reconquer the outer rim! >oh wait! This is kikeney star wars >reintroduce the bad batch by using a battle that looks fucking retarded Did they fire everyone and just kept failoni?
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>what is order 66? Brilliant! now this is high grade writing. >clearance code They are asking for a clearance code for the republic most important site of operations?! Clearly something is wrong! >clones leave the lightsabers on the dead jedi bodies Good thing that they are using "show, don't tell", how else would the audience know that was a dead jedi?
>normalfags would have a lot of questions >lets exposition dump everything! >look at those brainwashed regs! They are not like us, that were only alive for a few years/months and know that empire is bad. >also, lets add a little girl to the series, it went well with asoka before
I can't do more webms, this whole episode is beyond retarded, here have the highlight of the whole episode. Yes, they made a Rey 2.0
Also, have these. Fun is not allowed.
>>4427 >literally all they'd have had to do was instead of disarming the guy with one shot have her fire wildly at him and him take cover from the unexpected fire giving them the time needed to retreat <nah fuck that have the child be able to dead eye that shit got to have our strong mary sue
God I hate Filoni, as a kid Clone Wars was cool but when you grow up seeing his special overpowered OC donut steels just being fucking perfect is so goddamn annoying. He's a subpar writer at best. Now not only did his favourite clone commanders somehow not end up The Bad Guys™ but his super special mary sues somehow don't agree with Order 66 and don't end up killing Jedi. Now he's got some underage tranny clone waifu inserted so she's gonna somehow be incredibly important to the whole saga and get her obligatory spinoff comic book series where she meets Luke and puts him on his ass or something. The whole mind controlling chip shit was gay as fuck, it makes the clones far better when you realise they're just brainwashed expendable meatbags that are no different to the battle droids only following what they're told to do. Makes it more fucked up that they could've turned at any time without any remorse, but Filoni had to try 'humanise' them. Bad Batch has zero reason to turn against the Empire because they were already used for dodgy, off-the-books missions anyways, so why would that suddenly change now that all the Jedi are gone even when they didn't interact with Jedi in the first place?
>>4426 >>also, lets add a little girl to the series, it went well with asoka before >Asoka was a nigress <No one likes niggers, even niggers >Little blonde girl <everyone likes blonde girls These snakes are no fools.
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So here is the thing who wrote bad batch episode 2... I just knew it was a roastie when I felt bored after 2 minutes because literally nothing of importance happens and everything is so gay.
>>4428 >they censored her outfit Fucking gay
>>3183 That's some massive cope there.
>>4433 Hold up, dubs man, Asoka is not a nigger. >>4434 >implying ep1 wasn't boring as fuck >it's a womyn did ep2 >a womyn thinks that the old republic didn't use ID to identify citizens This level of stupidity is baffling, how is it possible that a government that controls billions of planets and sub-governments, never implemented a system to identify citizens? Is like nobody in the team has a brain or they don't give a fuck about anything and just catch in a paycheck. And what is worse, the whole episode conflict could be resolved by just giving the family a ride to an outer-rim planet. Instead they do retarded shit that puts everyone, specially Omega, in danger. This whole show can be resumed in this phrase "Everything the Empire does is EVIL."
>>4437 I don't get it.They're clones, how does nobody realise that when they're only a few feet apart from other clones, especially when the scene shows 2 clones looking in their direction.
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>The bad batch is too white! >#unwhitewashtbb Will the felonifags defend their savior?
This is just... So utterly and painfully boring, but in a very disconcerting way. As if it shouldn't exist in the first place. I appreciate the technical improvements upon the models and animation, but I can't pinpoint any other positive.
Nobody is allowed to be cuter than Omega or wear girl clothes.
What's up with Fagloni and kid characters? TCW has Ahsoka, Rebels has space Aladdin and, The Mandalorian has baby Yoda and The Bad Batch has Omega. And baby Rancor.
>>4437 ID cards are implemented in some form on Earth, in every country. It is ridiculous to think no one in the galaxy thought of that, until the Empire came around. I suppose this is now a unified ID. Also, current agenda is that IDs are inherently racist. It is also funny how only one clone recognizes a fellow clone, almost. At least the deserter guy put on a hat, but Hunter was just casually walking around with his signature headband and facepaint. Apperantly there has never been a registry for ships either, no one recognized the custom Bad Batch spacecraft, which is a highly customized military issue. God the writers are dumb as fuck. Can we let Star Wars die, please.
>>4443 Also, whatever happened to deserter clone's inhibitor chip? Did he manage to remove it? Did Rex lobotomize him when he came to visit? It didn't activate because he never had a little Palpatine hologram tell him to execute order 66? Fuck this is such a mess. What saddens me is the fact that the aftermath of order 66, the tragedy of the clone's betrayal and the transition into the Empire could spawn so many interesting stories in the hands of competent writers.
>>4444 >Also, whatever happened to deserter clone's inhibitor chip? Did he manage to remove it? Did Rex lobotomize him when he came to visit? Apparently he still has it, he just never received the command because he's been living out in the Outer Rim with no military transmissions available. Yes, I know that's not how it should work and only defeats the point of the Jedi being spread out at the time the order was sent, but it's the only explanation available.
>>4445 So he can be activated any time. It would have been a good twist in the latest episode, if Filoni had balls and this was not kiddie shit.
>>4444 >It didn't activate because he never had a little Palpatine hologram tell him to execute order 66? Pretty much. This only makes the whole plan seem pretty convoluted because it implies Sidious had to personally call each clone commander individually for the procedure to be activated, since RoTS doesn't show the deaths happening simultaneously and has Sidious adressing Cody by name. You would think he would have a designated button that could send a signal to the entire army or something. >>4446 >So he can be activated any time. Yah, which means Cut is at the risk of entering murder clone mode if anyone captures him or even utters the words "Order 66" at his face, but he could manage to resist it just like Rex. Could be interesting, but I doubt they will go down that path.
>>4442 Toys. It worked with The Star Wars Clone Wars, were everybody didn't mind the lore rape. It worked for the Mandalorian when the normalniggers were thirsty for "good" star wars and baby yoda sold like hotcakes. >>4441 >They are not even his children >He married used goods AYYY! >>4445 Isn't the whole "chip in the head" an ass pull from the Clone wars cartoon? The clones are 100% loyal to the republic and when they received Order 66 they did it, except for the advance clones.
>>4449 The whole chip thing was such a fuck up. Before this shitty explanation, clones were just brainwashed into obeying orders, no matter what. This made the whole thing scary and tragic. The clones were just organic automatons, not good guys, or bad guys, just neutral tools. Betrayal was in their nature. In this context, some clones refusing to carry out the order makes more sense, as they managed to bypass the braineashing through their sheer will. Now, all clones are actually good guys, forced to do atrocities against their will. So the supposed good guys are now massacring a bunch of good guys. I guess this is tragic in its own way, but it is downplayed. Also, nobody bothered to look for a way to disable the chips en masse, even though the existance of the chips is no secret, plus they were known to be dodgy by a handful of people. Disobeying clones are also harder to explain.
I like the part where four eyes says 'still think dups supporters aren't (literal) mindless drones' in the middle of Tr- Palpatine's speech.
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>>4454 wtf
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And we start with another episode from (((failoni))) >chips in defective clone heaps "might" not be defective >tech is being retarded A LOT in this episode >cross-air is not evil, is the chip that made him do it! >this new evil empire is diverse and inclusive!
>>4457 >that soldering iron is huge as fuck and he is using it to solder a small thing What the fuck?
This is the new band of evil doers, one is doing it for the credits and he hates the ex-republic, because reasons.
The only good part of the whole show.
>Hunter got ambushed by a monster that was a meter away from him >Strong independent clone girl leaves hunter unconscious in a hostile environment instead of calling for help or staying with him until he recovers >She TRACKS the monster to it's lair and finds the plot device >Monsters is hostile because she shines a light on the monster >She turns off her flashlight and the monster is docile >She turns on her flashlight and flashes the monster ON HIS FACE >The monster is unresponsive 10/10 writing right there And the clone girls super ability is Luck.
>The white guy has a conscious and wants to take non-combatants to be interrogated, it makes sense since they can get more information out of them, killing the strong independent rebel was retarded >evil clone, I mean, clone that is being controlled by an evil chip kills a guy that doesn't want to follow orders >All the non-whites execute the non-combatants in cold blood >mfw What did Feloni mean by this? >Tarkin doesn't ask for a full mission debriefing and think that hiring non-whites is the most progressive, inclusive and cheapest way to do things, promotes a guy in the spot >Kaminoans don't want to lose those sweet sweet republic empire credits >So they let some defective clone run loose >Clearly this is all part of the plan! Omega is the super clone they are testing! A Rey 2.0 that needs no training and is always lucky I hate this show, I can't like the good guys because they are lame and boring, and I can't like the Empire because they are hiring non-whites.
>>4462 Forgot to add that the Nu-class Shuttle wings are bending when it landed in Kamino. I don't think they can do that.
This shit is unwatchable.
>>4461 >the clone girls super ability is Luck What better way to explain her being a mary sue? "Oh she's not super powerful and skilled for no justifiable reason! She just got lucky! Again and again and again."
And we start another episode in Feloni's Universe! Our brave team of heroes are out of rations, fuel and stuff! If only they could keep sucking the republic's teat! Why did they quit the Empire? Because destroying droids is not the same as killing living things? The Umbarans don't count I guess. This special forces can't plan two steps ahead, hunter can't hunt for food, tech doesn't know what bribery is and he didn't scrambled the ship signal/ID when he had his change 2 landings ago. This episode is having a great start!
They are going to sell a bomb to get food and supplies. Echo is the only one that changes his cloths, everybody else is dressing the same, because reasons. Then he gets sold like a slut to a xeno with a clank fetish, they should sell Omega instead.
We have our first strong female character, so strong that she can win against Hunter! Not be able to confront the Strong Female Character, Hunter calls for help. Gee, this whole drama wouldn't be happening if Omega had a communicator with her. And Echo steals some droids, how lucky! I hope the owner doesn't call the police, of course he won't! He was using restraining bolts, and those are evil.
Oh no! Wrecker lost against the Strong Female Character. After some stupid shit happens, Hunter flies to the rescue, and instead of shooting at the Strong Female Character, he shoots at one engine and then the other one too, rescues the damsel in distress and uses the fucking bomb that would give them food and fuel, to destroy the airspeeder that was already disable. And to top it all off, the Strong Female Character gives this badass look at the end. Isn't she great? Please buy the toys.
>>4473 I like how the chase scene is purposely choppy and poorly edited so you don't notice that they keep passing the same handful of buildings.
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>>4479 Well I be damn, I see that same tower Omega was hanging on the left, I bet they made a half circle since you can see a wall in front of them in a few shots, so I guess they just made them start from A and go to B over and over again until they finished with the chase.
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Our brave clones embark into a new adventure, but first they give Omega her very own communication device, so that they can avoid the incident from last episode. It is crossair comm device, why didn't the clones give her that comm device before? STOP ASKING QUESTIONS! They start to look for a guy name Cid, they don't know how he looks like, but that is not stopping them, at the end they didn't find him so they give up on the drop of a hat and begin to hatch a new plan. Look! Omega knows that ugly reptile xenon is Cid! How did she knew? I told you to stop asking questions.
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Cid is another strong female character! And the SPECIALS forces think that everything is free, how silly!. Now they are bounty hunters mercenaries, because that is better and honest work than being an empire clone, right? Also, slavery is wrong.
Finally, some good old fashion special ops. Some shitty slavers are no match for this band of super clones. But wait! This shitty slavers have a flying lizard! Those poor clones didn't have a change. Now WHO is going to save them?
Mushi is a rancor HAHA! Good one feloni! Wrecker punching the shit out of the FEMALE adolescent rancor was the only good part of the whole show. And Omega found a slaver bow and is using it without anyone objecting against it, because that is not a cliche at all. Also that fallen xenon girl is cute, would buy her as a slave to headpat
It amazes me how everybody is acting retarded, from the clones to that filthy reptile xenon. On one hand you have the clones that can't find an old republic underworld contact, and they are still using their old republic special forces armor. Remember the disguise of echo? Is fucking gone now for no reason. And on the other you have this underworld contact that doesn't want to be found out, even thought she needs help to get a small rancor that is property of fucking Jabba the hut. Instead of giving the clones all the necessary information, she withhold it, for shit and giggles? It doesn't make fucking sense. And how those she act the whole time? like she is in control, the writers think they are writing a strong female character, but instead they are creating a retard. If they clones just left her alone, she would be dead, if the clones rescued the wrong thing, she would be dead, all because she didn't gave the necessary information. This whole situation is written in a way to make you believe that the clones were the ones in great need of help and not her. All this stupid shit is written in such a way to make you believe is engaging and funny. Look! the clones are in trouble! Look! Mushi is a small rancor! The writers can't make this shit interesting. They can't withhold information from the viewer, but make the clones know what they are after. They can't make conflict between the clones and the slavers interesting, without turning the clones into retards. I prefer to watch Star Wars: Resistance again, than this shit. I will continue to make webm though, for all of you.
>>4492 >It amazes me how everybody is acting retarded Why? A character can only act as intelligent as the writer.
>>4492 Thank you for keeping us informed of this show's retardation, trooper.
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>>4498 Just doing my part.
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>>4493 You can say that again. <she is awesome! <how she accomplishes her goals, is really interesting >take Omega by the hand and hope the clones don't notice <VA had awesome thoughts on the design and how the hair works <WOAH Yeah! lets do everything you talk about >Remember to listen to womyn. <Fun and dramatic story telling >Omega can't die >Strong independent bounty hunter womyn wins against the super clones without much effort or outsmarting them <Fennec is streetsmart >She hopes that Omega to get lost, which she did, and later tries to slowly walk to her ship >Omega getting lost was not Fennec doing >Beats the 2 super clones by strength alone, didn't use 'streetsmart' to do it >Head writer doesn't know what streetsmarts means. <We really got to see how she schools them WEW. If they really wanted to do the whole "streetsmart" "fishoutofthewater" scenario. They could have made Fennec hire some underworld contacts in the city to help her fight the clones implying they will let a strong independent womyn ask for help. Hell, when the police arrives she could have bribe them or fake being a victim of an attack getting hunter arrested, implying they will let hunter get #metooed I hope they keep doing these interviews, hearing the writer perspective gives me more info on how retarded they are.
They're back. How long before normies realize that show is yet another disney shitshow? Faggot Star Wars theory is more and more non-hyped by it week after week lol.
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>>4513 >the two niggers that cockblocked feloni selfinsert are back >He is forced to add then into his show >mfw forever a cuck
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>She trains now?! >See viewers? She is not a huge marry sue, she is training her bow skills, even thought she is already amazing at using a fucking blaster >I guess the kikes still think that girls using bows is popular >Being lucky is succeeding 3 times out of 12 >We haven't decided to work for you >Even thought we are hanging in your business and shooting up the place >The whole point of doing work for her is to get shekels and keep Omega safe >Until something more important than Omega shows up, but that is a bit spoilery for now >Strong female character lizard shows the other strong female character how to use the bow correctly >Isn't she amazing?
>This old trick? >It gets us past the planetary sensors every time This whole sequence baffles me, you are suppose to say that line the moment they glue themselves on that transport ship and enter hyperspace. If they really wanted to make the scene when they are passing the planetary sensors and enter the planet atmosphere, it should go like this >Tech: "We have passed the planetary sensors" >Echo: "This trick never gets old" Is like the one that write those lines and the ones that created the scenes are not communicating at all. >Omega: "What is that? Why is that? Who is that?" >Echo: "Let me explain the whole reason why we are here" They are treating kids that are watching the show like retards
>Let's take Omega with us in this dangerous situation >Omega stay here and keep an eye on things, you will be 100% safe here >Clones start to look for the command droid while stunning ALL the workers >Oh no! It is not going as planned! There is another group trying to steal our droid! >Yo...Huld up, kid! >Omega points an arrow at the thief >The first thing the thief does is to pop open her helmet, because how else will we she knows that the nigger means no harm? >The other accomplice walks directly to the bad batch, so what do they do? >Stun her immediately and take the droid for a swift escape? >Wait for something bad to happen? >You guess it! They wait for something bad to happen! >The nigger just want to talk so Omega... trusts her... >Omega is suppose to know other people intentions/feelings/whatever, one of her MANY special abilities, but in this specific case, it fails her, because story and drama >So what does the Nigger do? Try to steal her bow What did the writer mean by this? >And all hell brakes lose >Now those two need to work togheter to fight their way out of there! >But why would The Bad Batch™ need help from two nigger that are strangers, to fight fucking droids?
>Skipping some drama about Omega almost dying, getting rescued by the nigger and Wrecker getting his head hit for the Nth time, even though his helmet is suppose to protect his head >The nigger gets the fabulous idea of using the CIS droids to destroy the security droids, by telling the command droid to command it >Wait >Tech didn't come up with this idea? >Tech helps the nigger to modify the command droid help and lets the nigger, a total stranger, to command the command droid? >You mean that the droids that are being destroyed in the factory are functional? >They didn't remove the batteries? >They didn't take the blaster rifles from the B1 battle droids? >What the fuck? >WHAT THE FUCK?! >And just like that The Bad Batch™ escapes the factory and lets loose fully functional battle droids on the planet >Oh, I almost forgot, with just a few minutes of training, Omega is a total pro with the bow, even though, the strong independent lizard told her to get /fit/ to use the bow
>>4519 Also forgot to add, that the nigger and Omega are running right at the security droids without a care in the world and don't die under enemy fire. Fuck.
>How dare you take that tactical droid to an unknown person and make a profit to feed Omega and keep her safe! >We, the niggers, want that tactical droid for a gud cause! To fight against the Evil Empire™! >Feel bad The Bad Batch™! Feel bad! >I guess you are right, here take the only copy we have of the tactical droid, because I trust a complete stranger Cid will NOT get mad and never gives us a new job ever again >#trusther >#believeher >Niggers snitch on them to someone, I guess Bail Prestor Organa or a new strong female character It amazes me that the newest show is the shittiest, from The Clone wars all the way to The Bad Batch, they get to a new low, at least in SW: Rebels I got some starship action and rebel scum getting purged, but here? I get nothing. Hell I even dare to say that SW: Resistance had at least a proper story course, that was boringly executed, some pseudo racing that lead nowhere and Tamara Ryvora was an actual interesting character and should had been the MC instead, I know, shocking. Don't watch SW: Resistance
>>4521 >>We, the niggers, want that tactical droid for a gud cause! To fight against the Evil Empire™! That and the digsuting goblina from Solo, whom to be sure we'll see again in one form or another. They're totally making the rise of the rebellion like a racial uprising against evil whitey, even though they can't themselves and have to pozz the empire too.
>>4513 Not these lesbos again. I thought they were universally hated. Why the hell would he think anyone would want to see these dumb broads again?
>>4516 >kid you cant use this laser bow because of your weak noodle arms Then give the kid a fucking blaster then. Also who does target practice inside of a bar with a lethal weapon? And they're basically living there and shooting up her place, yet they claim they don't know whether they'll work for her or not even though they're wrecking her place?
>>4525 I guess (((disney))) forced him to add niggers.
>>4527 That's all on Filoni. He's the creative director.
>>4530 That was before he got promoted for being a good goy.
This thread is the last minute I give this shit heap of a franchise.
And we start this episode with some action, damn feloni knows how to do it good! To bad we don't get to see any of the mission at all, it would be far better than this episode, since is the most boring so far, but that would be spoiling too much. Our brave heroes finally finished their mission with success and what happens when they cash in? They discover that filthy xenon is ripping them off or maybe they are retarded when it comes about credits? Or is both? The only thing that I do know is that hey have done 10 fucking missions for an underground contact and they barely scrap by, they have turn into slaves, at least the Empire would feed them and cloth them. She rubs on their faces the fact that they gave the droid info to the niggers, now they are in danger of not be able to feed Omega. Why are they doing this? I know they think Evil Empire is bad, but is this any better? They have a fucking spaceship with the ability to go anywhere in the galaxy like the unknown regions or wild space, and the best they can do, or better yet, the best they can THINK of doing is working for a filthy xenon?
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You see this whole scene and makes you wonder. Why is Rex there? He just wanted to have some drinks and shoot the wind? And the special forces are happy to comply. They start to ask questions like "How did you find us?" but never asked "Why?" The whole scene feels that he went there to kill them, because of the whole "muh evil inhibitor chips". But in reality it was all because of the plot, the story needs Rex there so he can help those retards to remove the Evil Chip from their heads. Also, Rex is using his fucking clone armor, maybe he was special too.
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Omega doesn't have an inhibitor chip and the gang accepts her word for it, she doesn't even answers Wrecker's "Why?" Feloni... are you trying to pull a fast one on me? Is Omega turning evil at the end of the season when Tarkin activates order 69? Nah! That would actually sound too good. Remember all that subtle exposition about Wrecker inhibitor chip? The hits on his head. His headaches. The construction of that head scanner thingy that we don't see episodes later. The fact that they don't give a single fuck about Wrecker headaches. Of course not! Because you wave it away as not important or were to invested in the main plot of the episodes to notice that elusive story arc. All that deep and emotional story telling climax is near, dear readers. Anyway, they jump into a junk planet full of military grade spaceships, with no disregard of planet sensors and the only thing guarding the planet from filthy scavengers that might steal high yield weapons are a bunch of guards driving around, guards that won't be relevant for the whole episode, until the last second.
Wrecker almost got eaten by a monster and the gang finds the medical bay. How are they going to turn on the medical bay without a fusion furnace? Well, that is easy, just flip the switch, the Venator is functional and with power, how lucky. Good thing the retarded logic from the other episode about the droids being fully fictional and armed still applies on this one. Then Omega tells the gang not remove their inhibitor chips, Feloni are you implying something here? Nah, he doesn't have the balls for that. And before they could do the operation this whole totally normal dialog happens in front of Wrecker. "You boys got lucky" "Very few clones were immune to the effects of Order 66" I guess the special forces are not that special "When the regs attacked the Jedi on Kaller, we didn't understand why" "We couldn't save the general, but at least we helped the padawan escape" And then Wrecker activates. Tech doesn't yell for help. Rex hesitates to shoot/stun Wrecker. Even though he was ready to shoot everybody back in the bar. And Wrecker starts to kick their asses, even though he is outnumber and got his ass kicked by a womyn in another episode. While kicking everybody asses, he forgets about them and moves on to the next target. Let me repeat that, he defeats every clone, does NOT kill them and moves to defeat the next one.
Small note: Omega makes a perfect warning shoot while using an oversize weapon and to add insult to injury she runs with not problems while holding that same weapon.
After stunning wrecker while he was busy trying to kill Omega, he gets his Evil Inhibitor Chip removed, but doesn't wake up. Feloni you wouldn't! Please let poor Wrecker live! He does. Shocking no one. And that is whole the emotional and roller coaster inhibitor chip arc ends. Feloni blew his load too early, if the normalfags are satisfied with this arc I wouldn't be surprised, since they will eat shit and ask for more Feloniverse. But is not all that bad, I liked the scene of Omega and Wrecker eating popcorn, it was sweet. Rex and Hunter talk about shit, and Hunter still doesn't know what to do with his life, what a shocker. Also, the Republic is not gone, it turned into the Empire, because the people voted for it. And the episode ends with the guards finally doing their jobs, by contacting the Empire, I guess they are lazy and retarded, since they didn't detect the Venator powering up and not wanting to fight intruders. Anyway, one would ask, "Is it possible to unfuck this whole arc?" I don't think is possible, since everything needs to be rewritten. If Wrecker got killed in this episode and later have Omega eat popcorn all alone crying, while wearing Wrecker's helmet, that could have an more emotional impact and push Hunter to be more proactive instead of going with the current. It wouldn't be great since the whole popcorn thing is introduced in the same episode, but at least it would be something. This whole season doesn't have purpose at all, there is no end goal, one would think removing the EIC is the goal, but they ignore it completely. Yeah, they talk about it, make a scanner for it, but all that wouldn't do shit to remove EIC if weren't for Rex helping them in the same fucking episode he appears. What is going to happen next? Well, I guess they will join the Resistance Rebels and fight the Evil Empire. Why? Because they are going with the flow.
>>4539 I mean why wouldn't a little girl be able to run holding a hunk of metal as big as she is? What are you a Trump supporters or something?
How did these morons rake up debt from eating too much?
>>4553 >rake up debt from eating too much? >20 popcorns >cost: 14 credits for 2 popcorns >140 credits in total They didn't actually, the whole thing is that Cid is a slaver, since she is "paying" for all those services and forcing them to collect debt. >docking fees >port charges >fuel >gear >rations >Cid not selling their asses to the empire One would think that Tech would be the accountant, taking care of the finances and credits, but no, the special clones can't into money. Here is a little detail that you might missed. The popcorn maker asks 14 credits to wrecker and he says to add it to Cid's tab. The thing is that this whole conversation doesn't make sense. They already bought 20 popcorns in different occasions, so the owner should know them by now, but since the audience are too retarded to understand or feloni is the retard one, they added that dialog to explain who is buying a lot of popcorn. They can't into subtlety.
>>4554 So they're enslaved and everyone is just too retarded to notice
>>4555 Those trips can't lie.
https://insidethemagic.net/2021/06/bad-batch-changing-order-66-th1/ Why do idiots keep pretending this shit is deep and complex or thought that they would legit get rid of another main character so soon after premiere?
>>4561 https://archive.md/LJR5y >article starts sucked disney star wars cartoon dick > the theory that Filoni may be attempting to solve the Star Wars sequel trilogy’s muddled story and obvious plot holes. And I stopped reading right there.
And we start the episode with the now diverse and inclusive Empire finding out the location of the traitor clones. The liberal imperial does not listen to the filthy xenon to recover the "advance" clones and orders to terminate the special clones. Ha! When they arrive it will be already too late since the clones will be at Cid's place where no one have found them yet, even if they keep using their special starship while using their special armor. But, what is this?! They are still on the junk planet, why?! Wrecker is training Omega, how dare he! Omega is a strong independent clone that does not need training specially from a male! 3 Junkers are spying on our trio by using a binocular, that for some strange reason its reflecting light at the clones, one would think that a material would stop the reflection from happening and what is worse the junkers are a few feet away from the clones, because... how else are we going to see a pointless action scene? The clone stuns the junkers, but one flies to escape, leaving Omega and Echo behind while Wrecker is still hanging on the repulsorlift vehicle. Then Echo manage to get into position and shoots the driver... somehow after seconds of high speed driving Echo was still near enough to stun him. What is worse, is that Omega gets to Wrecker seconds after he falls on the ground while carrying his weapon and a backpack, BRAVO FELONI BRAVO! Oh, I forgot that the driver falls to his death, I guess stunning him was part of the plan to make it a painless death.
After finding out that they have been found out, Echo the voice of reason pleas to Hunter to leave the Junk planet, but Hunter says no, why you may ask dear reader? Oh, because they need credits, yes you read that right, after episode and episode about them not giving a single fuck about shekels, NOW they start to think in ways to get those sweet sweet credits. And they are in luck! The Venator-class Star Destroyer, the very same one that they use to get the Evil Inhibitor Chip out of their retarded heads, still has a lot of armament in it and also something about info on the main computer, damn those clones are super lucky! But why? Why is the Venator full of potential credits? Oh, because of the monster that is in the water, the Junkers couldn't find a way to unload the ship without getting eaten by the monster... and the clones unload the ship with ease... Jesus Christ I want off this ride. The gang moves to get as much cargo they can get their traitorous hands on. They think that Cid of all people will give them a good or fair price for the armament. Meanwhile Echo talks with Hunter to tell him they should go with Rex, which would lead into fighting against the Empire, because... they are soldiers, so much for being special and different. I know they are going to join the rebellion, because Imps bad and terrorists good, but damn this whole show is forced. Tech is getting some info out of the computer while Omega once again asks a million questions. Holy shit that proximity sensor is the stupidest thing on the ship, it just blinks, why is it there? Just to make Omega ask about it? Wouldn't the fucking ships flying on top of them is more than enough to tell that the Empire troops are arriving? I'm being to hard on the show?
The filthy xenons, that are not diverse since they don't have different skin colors like the superior Empire, send another bounty hunter to get Omega, can you guess who? The empire arrives, Crossair with his inclusive and diverse team moves in with the help of not so diverse and inclusive Clone Troopers. The special clones are trying to escape, because Crossair will wreck them. Oh and some Clone troopers don't check their corners, clearly is because of the Evil Inhibitor Chips! Crossair out smarts them, because he knows all their tactics, which is believable, what is not believable is that they talk to each other giving the gang time to hatch a plan and the next scene is the most retarded shit possible. The special clones, that have been stunning people left and right, outright starts killing clones, even fucking Omega does it to. Clone Troopers are getting shot by blasters, crush by debris, pierced by energy arrows and thrown to their deaths, but don't worry dear reader, its OK because they are EVIL. I fucking hope the diverse and inclusive team dies in this episode, since one of them doesn't know the range of a flamethrower.
The special clones escape by going into the engines to the outside, once they get there they are shot by Crossair... and he misses the shot. He got a clear view of them and the special clones though they were scot-free and He still missed the shot, fuck you Feloni. Well, at least the whole scene of them blowing up the engine and Hunter and Omega getting separated from the group was well made. You all know what is going to happen next right?
Hunter and Omega get to the ship first, they know something is wrong since the Clone Troopers are all dead, so instead of regrouping with everyone he goes in the fucking open to check on the dead and surprise is that bounty hunter from the clone wars! The soy filled normalfags will get orgasms at the sight. Omega says "That's a bounty hunter" Jesus H. Christ who writes this shit? It can't be Lucas, since he no longer gives a fuck about Star Wars. Bane walks against Hunter and Omega, as he boasts about killing clones left and right, Oh he in for a surprise! Hunter is not a regular clone! He is a special clone! Is hunter outclass? Maybe, maybe not, but he is definitively not outgun, since he has Omega. EH?! Where are you going Omega? Use your fucking energy bow and land a lucky shot like you always do! Don't let Hunter get in a fucking cowboy fight against that filthy xenon! And Hunter loses... surprising no one. Well, this episode was retarded, all this could have been avoided, but nooo think about the credits they owe to that filthy xenon slaver! Hell, they don't even have any armament to sell, they only have the shitty computer data that could be of value, odds are for the Terrorists or something. Also what is up with the helmets not protecting them from smoke or not having fucking night vision? Yeah, the flashlights on the guns are cool and all but why?! The only good thing about this whole shit was when Omega was training with Wrecker and helping Tech, something that should be in every episode to show growth. The banter between the special clones is also nice, but I guess to much banter would be toxic masculinity, Oh Vey! We can't have that! Oh well, see you next friday, fags.
>>4596 >Omega says "That's a bounty hunter" Jesus H. Christ who writes this shit? I laughed when she said that because she's talking to Hunter, so is the bounty hunter hunting Hunter? Jokes aside, Omeeguh should have kept quiet, this is SW Rebels type of dialogue where they want to make sure that the most retarded person in the audience understand who Cad Bane is, despite that it has been established since the second episode that the Kaminoans have hired bounty hunters to retrieve Omeeguh. 2 things saved that episode: C(h)ad Bane and the set pieces (going through the ion engine of the Venator).
>>4607 How the hell does she even know he's a bounty hunter? Its the same thing with the orange asian girl a few episodes back. Like do bounty hunters just emit a bounty hunting aura? Its like they just threw in that line there because they thought their audience needs to have their hand held.
Cad Bane' new model shows him with a cybernetic patch on his head, most likely implying his duel with Boba Fett from the cancelled TCW arc already happened and he survived it.
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We start another episode of the best Star Wars cartoon! Crossair is on hot pursuit and Hunter is make the hardest decision of his life, jump to hyperspace to escape Crossair autistic rage or stay on the planet to do... something to track Omega...? He decides to escape, his heart becomes heavy with the decision. The next scene we see Bane's starship, it looks like shit, poor Bane doesn't have good taste. The Droid taunts Omega and tells her that her communication device is in a secure department, totally not going to be relevant at all later. The long necks talk about getting Omega back and the PM doesn't send female longneck that let Omega and the special clones escape, since she is problematic, even though he lets her hear where they are going to receive Omega. How else is she going to find out where Omega is so that she can... Oh wait, that is spoiling to early. Remember that sexy polite longneck that greeted Obi-wan Kenobi in the Clone wars? Well she is going to deliver the payment to Cad Bane, its great that Taun We is back! even though her skin color is wrong. Then we learn why Omega is important, she is a pure genetic material of Jango Fett, even though Fett was a guy. Why would they make Omega a girl? Why didn't they retrieve the genetic material from her the moment they manage to clone her? Why am I still watching the show?
The droid trust a kid to not backstab him, stupid droid. Omega makes her daring escape and uses her communication device... that have galactic range... Damn star wars tech is amazing, anons. Fucking kill me. Remember Taun We? Well she is dead because a strong independent bounty hunter killed her. Let me repeat that, a woman send another woman to kill a woman and retrieve a girl. What the fuck? And of course the two bounty hunters fight, oh boy! Fennec is for a surprise, she is no match for Bane. She is, in more ways that one, because womyn Remember those thermal detonators that can wreck your shit? Well, they are just fireworks now, not strong enough to blow up a droid let alone a fucking suitcase. Bane and Fennec CAN"T hit each other from a few feet of distance, is like a /tg/ session of bad rolls.
Omega has an existential crisis even though she already knew the the longnecks were doing genetic experiments. Fennec tries to convince Omega that she should be a Strong Independent Womyn that need no clones, Omega rejects her because that's gay and lame, being with her daddy Hunter and autistic uncles is way better. To escape, Omega gives Fennec a little taste of clone action on her, maybe with that she will stop being a fucking dyke. Fennec is way stronger, faster, smarter and cooler than Bane! Even though Bane had plenty of opportunities to kill her ass, but chose not to because... reasons. >>4619 >Let me repeat that, a woman send another woman to kill a woman and retrieve a girl. What the fuck? Did I jumped the gun on that? Oh well, it doesn't matter, the thing is that the longneck hired the bounty hunter. Why didn't Fennec tell Omega that she was sent by her pseudo mother? Why didn't Fennec wait for Bane to hand over Omega to Taun We and later kill her to "save" Omega? Why didn't Fennec run off with the credits without Bane being non the wiser? Oh, I forgot, I shouldn't think about it and enjoy the ride!>>4619
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Omega gets rescue and learns that she is extra special! She is a perfect clone from Jango Fett! What a show, I will buy the toys, talk about the show in social media and keep paying my Disney+ subscription! See you next friday.
They have gone full SW Rebels. Every character is retarded except the child who is perfect. We will never have a Clone commando show.
>>4622 >First episode was about the muslim MC stealing from the rebels and the empire at the same time and almost getting his way. The show would had been better if Kanan and his twilek slave were the protagonist and little by little they would gain crew. Instead they dumped all the characters in the first episode.
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>>4618 >durr hey guys it looks like our dad is a guy named Jango Fett! >Gee golly who coulda guessed? And what's this about Boba 'disappearing' at the start of the war? Wasn't he really active in the stupid cartoon that came before this one as a junior bounty hunter? The kid even got arrested for trying to kill Mace.
Can't wait for the next episode!
>>4675 Clip is a nice example of Poe's Law.
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New episode drop, I will dare say it is a good episode compared to the other shit episodes I have been forced myself to watch. Anyway I will upload the whole episode for you to be the judge. Is not perfect since it has some stuff that doesn't make sense and Omega... well that is spoiling, so here it is. We start with the Empire subduing the traitorous exCIS planet, a strong white Epicanthix women -well at least she is not a Korun- is trying her best for the people to stop bitching and get back to work. The planet is diverse and inclusive just like everything else in the show, well here makes sense I guess since it is the main planet is the CIS, not like you could guess at first glance since everything looks the same, but with different buildings. So the senator expects an assassination attempt, since he tells his droid to follow his orders if something happens to him. He decides to obey the Empire, but then goes full retard triggering his arrest for trying to start an uprising on the corner of the galaxy that rebelled against the fucking Galactic Republic. What the fuck was he expecting? They lost the war. The episode wouldn't happen if the Senator would keep his mouth shut and wave with a smile on his face while the Empire took control of the exCIS planets. He could had gone full glowing nigger like Bail Organa, but I guess since he is a non-white he doesn't have the mental capacity for organizing terrorists cells that will help him attack the Galactic Empire and restore their power that he and the other traitorous senators loves so much. The gang is celebrating another mission done and they decide to have a low profile, while still using their "The Bad Batch" armor while walking casually on the street. Cid the slavers orders the special clones to save a exCIS senator, but they refuse, but she pulls their chains. Then Hunter decides to leave Omega behind since is dangerous, it would be a good idea not bringing a child to warfare, but then you realize that Cid could sell Omega to the Kaminoans, since it will bring her a shit load of credits, but she wouldn't do that right? You know what, this is not a good episode, but I will upload the whole thing to make you all suffer with me.
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Echo doesn't like to help a filthy traitorous CIS senator and Hunter was dreaming on invading the planet and killing many CIS loyalists, but oh well. Then two "military" ships demand their landing codes, they do not notice that ship is a special imperial ship and worse yet these scene commits the greatest sin of all the show, the V-wings do not have their correspondent R-series droids. The ship accept the codes and instead of following them they let the special clones land anywhere they want. Omega hates cleaning and life is not fair, she should be a strong independent womyn like Cid, that is all alone and childless.
I can't believe what I'm seeing, the bad batch is not going full retard, clearly their IQ will drop in any moment. They stun the stormtroopers, I guess it is quieter than fire normal blasters, but so far so good. Then we get the Omega scene, Cid is playing not-chest against some dudes and she is loosing, I can't believe she is not good at something what a twist, makes her be more human, but Omega swept in and wins the match, isn't she amazing?! Here is the list of abilities of Omega: -Sense the mood of people and can know who is who for some strange reason -Can shoot a blaster with 100% accuracy with no training -Can track an animal in a hostile environment with little to no training -Can use a energy bow with noodle arms and little to no training -Can play not-chest and win with little to no training -Can bargain with Cid and keep the biggest percentage with no hassle Anything that I might be missing?
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This whole section is what the bad batch should had been from the start, the gang doing missions, with some good old action and a little bit of high stakes even if you know they can't die. For a moment I thought the special clone's IQ would drop below room temperature and them make Omega rescue them, but it didn't happen they actually did what they were trained their whole lives. Now for the bad, the gang is going full #CloneLivesMatter, since they still keep stunning the Evil clones while in combat, even thought a few episodes ago they were killing their brothers left and right. The Evil Clones don't use the AT-TE forward guns for some reason, they also didn't shot at Tech and Echo when they had them dead to rights not even stun them. And then they wanted to add some "trust me" bullshit, the senator tells them to go somewhere and Tech says it is a dead end, then the senator goes "You just have to trust me." This shit is retarded, he should said that there is a way out, they are not in a mood of being "Dude, trust me, we are in the same side, I'm not a filthy CIS anymore" shit. The senator thinks about his people, but escapes the planet anyway, if only he just obeyed the empire and then go full glow-in-the-dark like Organa then get his planet blow up because is full of terrorists.
>>4680 Forgot to say that there is a continuity error in the first scene, when the droid escapes and then the camera moves in front of the Epicanthix imperial women, the droid is still behind her. >>4682 >>4683 At first I thought the webms were the same, but it looks like the used the same scene of the AT-TE patrolling the same place twice, really lazy
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We all see how amazing Omega is, she is so amazing that she manage to pay the debt in less than a day. What amazes me is that the writers can't write a believable Omega without going full retard, she is a girl that can do everything and anything. This episode was OK, if I ignore the little details it would be good, but the whole debt getting hand-waved by Omega amazing not-chest abilities just brings the whole episode down to mediocrity. Well, see you next friday.
>>2607 Nobody wants to watch TCW. It ruined Star Wars. In contradicts the entire trilogy in multiple places as well as Disneyifying star wars before it was bought by Disney.
>>4685 "The force is female"
>>4690 >Disneyifying star wars before it was bought by Disney. You want to know the funny thing? The bad batch brakes canon and so did the last season of the Clone Wars. The faggots that are working on the show don't give a fuck about the disney canon from the books and comics, and I bet they will continue doing that, since they only care about the shit they are doing. https://vid.puffyan.us/watch?v=Trw-RKUHYgI >it brakes canon and that is a good thing The absolute state of disney cucks.
Saying TCW is bad BECAUSE it contradicts previous media -whether EU or details from the movies themselves- is a dimwit take. Nobody with the mental capacity of an adult needs to be familiar with any "Legends" content in regards to the prequels to notice the series is and has always been a jumbled, morally-confused, pretentious mess of terrible plot-lines. I wouldn't give a rat's ass about the so many retcons againts the EU if the end result actually managed to live up to its popularity. TCW only made explicit what was already implicit in the PT, and in the dumbest ways available.
>>4700 >morally-confused What did they do?
>>4681 These retards still give a shit about the CIS even after their own faction and head of state was revealed to be corrupt as shit and is now hunting them down? The fuck
And we start a new episode called "Devil's Deal" oh boy, I can't wait! Remember those filthy sand xenons that have tentacles on their heads? Well they are back and they are not happy with the Empire. Why would the allies of the Galactic Republic Empire would be unhappy for winning the war and purging all the clankers off their shitty planet? Why would they be angry against the Empire that is giving them jobs? Just watched the episode, goy I mean dear fan. I find it the most shocking that Ryloth is not inclusive and diverse like the other locations, very problematic. Also, holy shit that Twi'lek's voice that shouted "We want Syndulla!" maybe she was an ex-slave that sucked a lot of dick or she is a heavy smoker.
We see young Hera spying on a Imperial Facility and finds NOTHING suspicious, but that is impossible, the Empire is evil! The male twi'leks bitches about getting disarmed, Feloni are you pro-gun? Very problematic. The Evil clone will not report that he found the General's daughter in a restricted area, wait a minute! Aren't the clones evil, because of the Evil Inhibitor Chip?! Bravo Feloni! Blue Twi'lek sent the General's daughter to spy the Empire, and instead of getting angry at his friend he just let it slide, is it logical that a father is not getting mad at a guy that is using his daughter? Why didn't he sent someone else? Is not like he doesn't have a bunch of slut at his disposals. There is a big reveal coming, because all the Twi'leks think the Empire is evil, even thought it hasn't done anything wrong. Oh! I know! They are selling the Twi'leks as slaves around the galaxy... oh wait... that is already a Twil'lek tradition. The fat senator Twi'lek doesn't like not being popular and warns the Human about the Syndulla's family. And if you didn't notice, Cross-air has a burned mark where the Evil Inhibitor Chip is located, yeah, I know it is really hard to miss, since he took his helmet just for that. And we have a Hera and Hera's father moment, she wants to be a slave and explore the galaxy.
The syndullas are inspecting the factory, the workers are working and the clones are cloning protecting, then the female bitches about the turbolasers turrets, why? because fuck you, how dare you protect your factories! >"I hear Goby voice in your thoughts" Ok, now I know that the General's wife is cucking him with Gobi. >"How can we trusts the Imperials if they are keeping things from us?" am I missing something? Has the Empire do anything bad let alone something evil so far? And then Goby not satisfied on fucking the Genaral's wife, he now wants Hera to. The background when they are committing a crime is really nice, I like how the planet looks at the distance. It is one of the few good things of this shitty show. Hey, look! Is those retards! They walk to the terrorists to sell them weapons without taking any precautions, because they know it is not a trap. Hell, they even let the little terrorist get inside their ship. Hera would love to live in a spaceship, even thought it would be a nightmare for a female to live in a shitty tincan surrounded by males. And Crossair didn't stop the selling of illegal weapons or apprehend the smugglers. Why? Well, just wait and you will find out!
They caught the filthy xenon terrorists red handed and they are going to be sent to jail. The clone trooper protest that sending a kid to jail is bad, wait... aren't all clones evil because of the Evil Inhibitor Chip? Feloni can't you do anything right?
The General that doesn't have control over his females decide to assault the Imperial convoy were his daughter is. The same General that was pushing for peace and cooperation with the Empire. What the fuck? The convoy is transporting the terrorists, along side with the Imperial and the senator. What the fuck? A female Twi'lek jumps on top of the HAVw A6 Juggernaut gets near the hatch, looks around because reasons and then open the hatchs... because it wasn't lock. What the fuck? Then the Imperial assassinates the Fat twi'lek What the fuck? This whole fucking episode is about the twi'leks bitching about the Empire doing something bad without a lick of proof, and without any motive, they buy weapons from smugglers making the Empire arrest their asses. The General that was doing everything possible to keep the peace they fought so hard to get, he attacks the Empire at the drop of the hat, instead of making a "Devil's Deal" with them for his daughter life. And what is worse, is that the Imperial kills the fat senator, that was on the Empire side, because he wanted to blame the General for it? The same General that was playing ball all along? What the fuck?
>>4730 This show is a huge disappointment for me, this is not a sequel to TCW but a prequel to Rebels. How come young Hera has the typical Ryloth accent but not Rebels' Hera?
>>4734 I guess is possible to lose the accent.
>>4701 We are talking about a show which explicitly argues on how the value of preservering one's moral integrity and traditions is above the aim of survival, while also idiolizing a woman whose entire character is defined by betraying her culture out of spite and is even wildly implied to having commited genocide againts her own people. The truth to be told here is that the series was never in favor of that one thesis and only really wanted to preach about the superiority of pacifist ideals, but of course adhering to that would mean throwing hundreds of alien species and cultures under the bus in-universe, so in the end you get a half-assed message with Poe's Law tier pacifism and terrible characterization. And that's just the tip of the iceberg concerning how cowardly and inconsistent TCW is at handling its own themes. Remember when a terrorist with a remote controlled bomb was about to blow up a ship full of civilians and military members alike, and when Anakin killed him he was made out to be the one in the wrong, with Imperial March music and everything, while the terrorist was adressed as an unarmed individual? Remember when Anakin (former slave) had to pretend to be a slaver for an entire arc spent on analyzing his trauma surrounding his childhood, and how Obi Wan and Ahsoka (fake slave) had their feelings made the highlight of the episode over Rex’s (actual slave), who was there the whole time and never got to say anything? Remember when the series faked Asajj Ventress' entire redemption arc over having her sympathise with the captured girl who had been separated from her family, when the real reason she didn't comply to the original plan of delivering the kid to her commissioner was because she realised she could obtain an even bigger bounty, while Boba, a fucking child still going through having lost his father, gets shat on constantly and is never given the opportunity to sympathise with the girl the same way Ventress is? Remember that one fucking episode literally title “Heroes on Both Sides”, which portrayed an upper-class senator with clean hands living on a luxurious planet far away from her crippling home, who had never been on a battlefield, as a sympathetic figure suffering because of the war, but not one second of empathy or humanity for the Umbarans being invaded and dying on the field at the hands of the Republic army?   This is what I mean when I say TCW is pretentious, morally-confused dogshit.
>>4735 You people are still pretending this shit has continuity?
>>4740 >Remember when the series faked Asajj Ventress' entire redemption arc over having her sympathise with the captured girl who had been separated from her family, when the real reason she didn't comply to the original plan of delivering the kid to her commissioner was because she realised she could obtain an even bigger bounty, while Boba, a fucking child still going through having lost his father, gets shat on constantly and is never given the opportunity to sympathise with the girl the same way Ventress is? Never realized how bad this was till now
>>4740 >while also idiolizing a woman whose entire character is defined by betraying her culture out of spite and is even wildly implied to having commited genocide againts her own people. Who was that? I do remember when Anakin surrendered to a CIS General and when the general accept his surrender, he used the damaged Venator-class destroyer to ram against a Lucrehulk-class battleship. It was the scummiest shit I have seen him do. Obi-wan did the same thing, he surrendered and made some CIS General lose time trying to get to terms. This are suppose to be the good guys. >Rex’s (actual slave), who was there the whole time and never got to say anything? Rex is a clone and they don't matter. Shitposting aside, I don't think the writers even understand the Clones, let alone see them as slaves. I did like that arc, didn't feel that Ahsoka and Obi wan stole the spotlight from Anakin, but it was a long time ago so I may be remembering wrong, to bad about the Zygerrian she was cute. >is never given the opportunity to sympathise with the girl I hated that, he of all people would had helped and I would even dare to say for free, it got worse when he was used as a rape joke at the end.
>>4741 To be fair, Hera did use the Ryloth accent when she was pretending to be the cleaning girl in her own house where the Empire set up shop there.
>Giving Twi'leks french accents It was stupid in TCW and its still stupid now.
>>4733 Wait, so Orn Free Taa is dead in Disney now? Hope that means more continuity errors for their shit
>xenon Is this some meme I'm not aware of, or does this anon just not know what words he's using?
>>4758 >so Orn Free Taa is dead in Disney now? Getting shot on the head provoke that, anon. >>4762 A minor typo.
>>4764 >A minor typo. One he made eleven times?
>>4766 Please no bully.
>>4764 I ask because getting shot in the head seems to me nothing with Disney since the gay blue bounty hunter apparently survived getting shot in the head and when Orn got shot in the head they called it an 'attempted assassination'. >>4609
>>4768 Well, bane fight with boba never got released. I do find it weird that they called it an 'attempted assassination', maybe the Imperial is not that bad, because he doesn't make fake accusations against the cuck General, -because of the #metoo era- I guess they will say he died of a heart attack and throw the body into a heat-storm as a sign of respect.
>>4749 >Who was that? Satine, I'm talking about Satine. And referencing the whole bussiness on Concordia, what's with exiling all the warriors to the moon and saying most of them perished in a matter of 20 years? Of course this is just thrown out very casually as part of Satine's backstory and is never brought up again outside of the insertion of Death Watch (mind you, a group that is established to be an extreme even within the "old Mandalorians), but is still very jarring considering what the writers wanted her character to be. >I did like that arc, didn't feel that Ahsoka and Obi wan stole the spotlight from Anakin My complaint is more about the lack of itervention from Rex in the arc, but otherwise I don't think it's one worst offenders when it comes to the "heavy " Clone Wars arcs. There's a reason why most only remember it for the alien designs and seeing Ahsoka in slave attire, though. Otherwise, I completely agree that these writers never truly understood the clones even if there was some interest in exploring their situation. >it got worse when he was used as a rape joke at the end. Notice how almost every episode Katie "“yeah, it’s this female utopia where the males of the species are all slaves!”" Lucas got to write has some form of implied sexual abuse of men. She practically made the Nightsister society into being an extremely ruthless matriarchy. Talk about barely-disguised fetishes. But jokes aside, it's almost impressive how they turned Ventress into a totally unlikable cunt. Even when her entire clan was getting massacred and the story desperately wanted us to root for her I didn't have a shred of sympathy because 90% of her writing had "author's pet" written all over it.
>>4777 >Satine Oh, that woman, I tried to purge all memory of the Clone Wars mandalorians, at least the girls were cute. >She practically made the Nightsister society into being an extremely ruthless matriarchy. Before knowing anything about the lore raping, that faction was the one that I hated the most and I'm glad that the clanckers purged them, and even double glad when fucking Jar Jar Binks purged the leader. I guess a writer didn't like the whole Nightsister lore rape.
>>4772 lol wut? Heat storms aren't even part of Disney shit. The brightlands don't even exist anymore. And Bane's model has a fucking steel plate in his head. This whole thing is just retarded and stop pretending Filoni and his crew gives a shit about the EU.
>>4777 Katie Lucas should've just stayed at Baskin Robbins getting fatter.
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A 2 episode arc? I can't fucking wait! I love how the cheating wife MUST outshine everyone in the scene. So let me get this straight, the Imperial master plan was to frame the cuck General for something, get him arrested and later arrest all his sympathizers? Which could mean all the fucking population, since everyone and their mother were fighting the clanckers? And again, the clone is not acting evil, WHY? The scene with the Gonk droid! The clone is not evil, because he was in a... bad batch Chopper is casually going around in broad daylight without getting caught. Hera is planning to send a transmission please select the following options: A) Call Cid and ask for help, it is logical since she spent more time with the bull than her own father, so she could find a way to contact Cid B) Contact Rex, because he was fighting in Ryloth, right? I don't know C) Contact the Bad batch directly, how you ask? Well, because Omega gave her their phone number If you picked A or let alone B, then you will never be hired by Disney to write stories, the answer is clearly C! It is logical that Omega would give their com channel to a total stranger that she meant for the first time. What would Hunter do if his pseudo daughter wants to and help a total stranger she only meant for a few minutes? A) Say no B) Scold Omega for giving the com channel to a total stranger and tell her if the loli twi'lek wants to contract them, she needs to talk to Cid first C) Good soldiers follow orders™ Soldiers put themselves on the line every time someone is in trouble
The land on the planet with no problem and they even disembark without a care in the world, because this is totally not a trap, guys. You know what baffles me? The Viper droid is up on the sky and hunter, somehow manage to climb all the way up, kill the bugger with one hit and the damn thing doesn't explode. I'm amazed that they are painting the good guys as din du noffing, even if they did everything wrong and they deserve everything they get. The element of surprise is gone, what would you do? A) Leave, because risking your brothers and your pseudo-daughter lives is a price you are not willing to pay just to save some strangers B) Adopt the soon to be Twi'lek orphan and get the fuck out of the planet, because that is what you think her parents would want for her even thought her mother as OK with her spying the Empire without any reason C) Let Omega and Twi'lek loli to come up with a plan and follow it >"She's trying to save her family, Hunter. I'd do the same for you" So she would ask for help from total strangers and tell them to risk their lives to save other total strangers?
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The Imperial is going to arrest everyone, because reasons peace has a price, even though the planet was peaceful at the end of the war except from a few faggots that were bitching about the Empire doing something EVIL in the planet. Remember that part? That they were trying to find evidence of the Empire being evil? Soon everything will be reveal! I bet the Empire have women and children working in the mines while being whipped by Humans, just you wait! The not-so-evil clone tries to convince the dysfunctional Twi'lek family to give the location of their child, wait a minute, Feloni are you trying to pull a fast one on me? Is the not-so-evil clone tricking them to give the location of their daughter? Nah, you don't have the balls for that or the gray matter. Anyway, the special clones are going to follow a plan made by two kids, absolutely nothing bad is going to happen and everything will be fine. They are going to send the kids with a droid to disable some turrets... I can't do this anymore, this shit is taking a toll on me.
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And it ends, what did I learn? That the Empire did nothing wrong and didn't deserve the hate from some Twi'leks, and everyone is a fucking retard.
>>2721 Does it even qualify as a proper time loop? In causal loops the result achieved from time-travelling is what causes it to take place in the first place. Ahsoka didn't contact Ezra two years into the future with the purpose of finding the nexus and saving her, and because there's no concrete evidence of her being alive before the fact no one takes it as anything other than regular use of timetravel with split time-lines. But honestly, the circumstances here remain to be completely irrelevant. If the message of the episode was that death cannot be cheated, it should have applied to Ahsoka as well, not just Kanan and Ezra's parents.
>>4828 >that death cannot be cheated, it should have applied to Ahsoka as well, not just Kanan and Ezra's parents. >Ahsoka staying dead Do you really think that Feloni would let his stolen idea die in rebels?
>>4830 If anything, the man just loves to recycle endlessly without rhyme or reason.
Its that time of the week, are you ready for your dose of cancer? We start with the team bitching about Cid leaving out key details of their mission, once again is played as a joke, even thought its putting them and Omega in danger, and also if they fail the mission Cid would lose credits or worse make the client angry at her. Cid got kick out of her own office, showing how little power she really has. The gang thinks about working him, because maybe he will actually share all the important details to have a successful mission, but they decide to go to the wild space since getting away from all shit is better than staying so close to the Empire and the longnecks. And Omega says the most retarded thing, she wants to help Cid, a female that is huge cunt with them. Cid meets up with them in their ship and tells the gang to help her while threatening with selling out Omega. What would a responsible father figure do? A) "Agree" to help her, then keep Omega out of it while you take Cid to space and toss her to the nearest blackhole and leave the system with your gang and a clueless Omega. B) Decline the offer and threaten her back by saying that you would "deal" with her if something every happens to Omega C) Listen and believe womyn! Of course is "C", is time to help Cid when she is in trouble, just like when she helped them with accumulating debt, turning them into slaves and sending them to missions that are more dangerous that they think! So the plan is to steal drugs that horny is selling to the Pykes, because nothing wrong could happen when stealing from the space Narcos.
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>"No one can know we're involved." Remember this dialog. And once again Cid doesn't share critical information about the mission. Wrecker drops a flashlight and it doesn't wake up the hive, remember this detail. So the plan to distract horny is by stealing his precious pet, to do that, they send two retards, instead of sending Omega, why her you ask? Because she would be able to take and control the animal better than those two filthy xenos.
All hell brakes lose and the bugs are afraid of the light, a flashlight falling into their nest didn't trigger an attack, because fuck you only noise can do that and for some strange reason the bugs are stealing the spice. The filthy xeno duo tell horny that it was Cid that stole the spice, then the SpaceNarcos come into play, instead of saying that Cid stole the spice and he is going to get it, he does something retarded and all his guards die of a heart attack at the same time. The gang and Cid walk into the bar as if nothing happen and ignore the guards that died of a heart attack. Then the most retarded thing happens, they didn't wait for the spaceNarcos to take horny out of the bar, they walk at them and horny says that the special clones stole the drugs. What the fuck? And the retardeness doesn't stop there, Cid even gets mad at Hunter because he says that they know where the drugs are, what the fuck is she thinking? Does she think she can still get the drugs NOW for herself? Even thought the spaceNarcos are going to kill them, because they are acting dumb about the drugs? This fucking show finds ways to be retarded, that shouldn't be possible.
And the torment ends, see you next time!
>>4749 >I don't think the writers even understand the Clones, let alone see them as slaves Sadly I feel this is the ultimate truth. Even more dissapointing when virtually everyone has been selling TCW as "the show that made the clones into real characters" for years, then you realize episodes like those with Slick and Cut that explored the clones' status openly were the exception rather than the rule.
So the old lizard suddenly really loves the kid? When did that happen?
>>4903 That is a Mary Sue power.
It pisses me off that they bring the money problem when they gave the tactical droid head to the niggers because it was the right thing to do. And it annoys me that they can ditch any mission without consequences. The Empire has cancelled all the contracts, I got to ask, how did the Empire dealt with the Kaminoans en the Expanded Universe? I do remember the Kaminoans started a rebellion against the Empire by pumping clones and the 501th troops kicked their asses, when I played the Battlefield games.
So much for putting his squad + Omega lives on top of everything else. Also, commando clones are back, will (((they))) do them justice? No.
This is the only thing they are good at, action scenes, I guess they fired to many writers.
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And it ends in a cliffhanger, because this episode wasn't part of an story arc. Sadly the suffering will continue to Season 2. Also, don't trust females, EVER.
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I hope to God is the last season.
>>5004 These morons just announced season 2
>>5023 I know, and I hope that season 2 is the last one.
I think this is the last episode or something, anyway here we go. >Super Secret passage way that NOBODY knows about, even thought the CIS and Republic fight undersea in The Clone Wars show. >Landing platform is at sea level, even thought everything is built high enough to avoid the fucking waves. >Everything gets hand-waved with a few shitty dialogs to explain everything
>Special clones going full retard >Omega hatching out a plane I want this shit to end.
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Crosshair drops some hard trues on Hunter ass, having a little girl tagging along a bunch of retarded military special clones is wrong. Holy shit Omega did something wrong! SEE she is not a mary sue! And everybody dies! Except for one member of the diverse and inclusive team, can you guess which womyn survived? The nigger or chink?
Continue the Filoni bootlicking here goys: https://anon.cafe/sw/res/2607.html#q5023
>>2613 Ashoka doesnt even fit into the six star wars movies. Anakin being happy in episode three doesnt make any sense if clone wars season 7 is canon. Anakin in the movies and Anakin in TCW dont sound the same, dont look the same, dont act the same. They got Obi Wan wrong as well, but Anakin was completely changed.

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