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Stormtrooper 10/02/2019 (Wed) 09:15:12 No.27
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Just gimme a cup of Java juice
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I'd like a ronto burger with nerf cheese please.
what IS java juice
dont think u want to know anon
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One Corellian Pie.
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got any context for that third image?
There's two things there.
One redditor found a gold master source code disk for Starcraft, meaning they had everything. Assets, code, you name it.
Instead of releasing it, he gave it back to Blizzard in exchange for a ticket to a conference and a pittance in their online store.
Another redditor found an XBox development kit, one of only 50. He wiped the hard drive, gutted the whole thing, and made his own gaming PC out of it, then bragged about it on a PC gaming subreddit thinking people would praise him because "fuck consoles". To this day nobody has yet managed to make a fully functional PC emulator for the XBox.
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...I don't really care about either of those things as singular entities, having no desire to play starcraft, or xbox games, and yet, this upsets me
Even worse was the fact that he didn't know what it was initially. So instead of spending 5 seconds to simply enter, "what is source code"/"what are gold master copies", into any damn search engine, he instead plastered that question into reddit. Of course he wasn't practicing any privacy at all so that question immediately tied his real life identity to having the disc. Even if he had the intelligence to want to release the source code, he would have been too much of a coward since Blizzard would have legally rammed him a new asshole.
That is indeed enraging.
Words cannot describe my anger and hatred.
lol I remember hearing about this. I try not to think about it too much, due to how infuriating it is.
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There's no compensating for natural human stupidity, so expect more of that in the future. Speaking of which:
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What is that second one even from?
Apparently some shitty television show called Evil. From what I can tell it's basically woke twilight zone.
>an invitation to 8chan
I suppose that did become accurate with how often the site moves hosts now.
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>nobody got the pun
We did, it just wasn’t that funny.
Sorry trooper
What was the pun?
That was extremely funny, thank you for sharing.
Yes but the same people who are responsible for that kind of trash are also responsible for the site being taken down in the first place. They're making their bogeyman.
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This guy's ball goo.
>>442 Isn't that basically what the new Twilight Zone show is?
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>>27 Two servings of the plasma-pancake special, with wroshyr tree syrup. Also, I'll have a Green Nu-Milk Tittytwister and a Tatooine Bluemilk-classic for her.
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>>442 >>2339 >New Twilight Zone Please, enlighten me, I require a good dose of incoherent rage
>>2459 >sith places an order
>>2459 Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you.
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>>2464 >>2466 having looked into myself, what the fuck?! HOW could they ruin the twilight zone?! must everything I cherish fondly be obliterated? ...I know the answer, but damn it, it still hurts
>>27 One order of Calamari, mashed juban root, and a Twi’lek waifu who will love me and be gentle to me until I die. Or just a Corellian ale.
>>27 Cup of joe and a ham sandwich please.
>>2481 >Corellian ale In a clean glass.
>>2497 CoreIlian als in a clean ass please.
Uhhhh, I'll take the Sheevros Davros + Sheev combo meal to go, please.

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