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chris chan thread Toad 06/30/2021 (Wed) 00:04:58 ID: 7ddbe7 No.107824
this is a chris chan thread
>chris admits to fucking his mom >chris tried to steal from his mom God he is so fucked.
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They got him.
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THANK GOD THIS BITCH IS IN PRISON. HE NEEDS TO CHOKE ON NIGGER CUM AND DIE!!!
>>112296 hope he dies a gruesome death in prison
>>112372 >>112373 He won't be in prison for long. Tard card will get him in mental ward or even free him.
>>112296 >he brings up sonichu, mlp and the merge while he's being arrested for raping his mom >the Гунт takes the side of a mentally ill man in a dress who raped and stole from his mother to own null I keep seeing people say that Chris raping Barb was something people joked about but never thought would actually happen. But I can't image there aren't other people beside me that thought it was something that could realistically happen. He's always been crappy fucker who's obsessed with sex and had a very bizarre relationship with Barb. He's said he's fantasized about it and when he was pretending to be Magichan he called her a "waifu." The signs were all really obvious. On the bright side of all this is after the last few seasons being boring and predictable as fuck, the final season looks to be really fucking entertaining.
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CHRISCHAN PRISON ARC
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>>112472 Looks like he still has no idea what is going on.
gentlemen. we have now entered the saga to end all sagas. we have entered the MOTHERFUCKER SAGA
>>112532 >now lol where have you been >gentlemen >we Z-zachy-chan? Is it true about you and Robyn?
>>112472 >incest >no mention of rape Please tell me this doesn't mean Barb consented. bickers that's somehow even more disgusting. >>112495 Has he ever?
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>>112472 >INMATE FUCK YES!!!! THANK YOU GOD!!! JUSTICE HAS BEEN SERVED. I WOULD'VE LOST MY SHIT IF HE GOT SENT TO A MENTAL INSTITUTION. THE BLACK BOIS ARE GONNA LOVE HIS MAN PUSSI!
>>112459 >implying he will survive prison
>>112638 Unless he officially changes his sex and goes to a woman's jail. Then the saga has a new chapter.
Not cool, at-all. What a fucking sick bastard. Deserves jailtime 🤣🤣😂😂
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>>112664 he's female on his driving license, but I doubt he gets put into genpop
>>112641 plot armor is a bitch also be weary of incoming dimensional shifts!
Pretty sure mother fucked him as a child as well, and that's just a payback
20 year old (or less) phoneposting memers suddenly caring about cwc are more disgusting than Chris.
lol a-logs are really obsessed with black prison dicking. Chris is gonna get laid in prison and have more action than all of kf, cwckiforums, reddit and every lynxchan spinoff combined... which is not saying much, but point is he's still gonna get pussy.
>>112900 no, 20 year old or less phoneposting memers who are still defending chris, feeling sorry for him and "using his proper pronouns" are the most disgusting check out the thread on isaToad McKinley on foxdicks, she is pretty much a female zoomer chris chan, or at least as retarded as him. she was also the one who convinced him to spill the beans on the whole incest thing to begin with, and it was done for some other le ebin troll she had planned(but was too stupid to properly follow thru on) >>112903 chris is likely already losing his mind, as he doesn't have his playstation, twitter or legos. if he will get laid, it will be rape, and it will likely only be to break him/domination purposes. considering his hygiene, I think I am more amused by the scene of him sharing the showers with other inmates more than him being raped, or him refusing to shower due to autism and getting his ass beat for stinking up the cellblock in the process
>>113008 >it will likely only be to break him/domination purposes Yeah the only "sex" Chris is getting in prison is some giant bulldyke fisting his ass to assert dominance. But then again Chris has said he'd be willing to let his sweetheart put things in his ass, so maybe he'll be into La'qeefa taking the role of the man.
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Chris was at the court. He was constantly interrupting and demanding to get his toys from home like if that should be his biggest concern. Also IT'S MAAM spergout. He will stay in jail until trial scheduled for 16. september. https://archive.is/L6Hlb
>>113130 >insane man in a dress commits a sex crime >appointed Charlottesville attorney David (((Heilberg))) to represent Chandler Well oy-fucking-vey.
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Which gang is he gonna join?
KF is curently down due the recent Chris Chan Drama. This may be the most mainstream media attention Chris has ever gotten, what a shit-show.
>>107824 Just finished catching up to all this Chris cocks, after a 3 year hiatus, what a wild fucking ride.
>>113489 He is going to fucking die.
foxdickfarms trannies and low tier ecelebs are still seething and coping about based Isabella https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVNpA5z8rTo
>>113489 I'm kinda hoping he'll try to join all of them by pretending to be different sonichus.
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does anyone know how can I get into foxdickfarms? I would really like to be part of foxdickfarms maybe somebody can help
>>114758 Be a tranny eceleb or soyboy skinny fat paypiggie
this fat G​AMERGATE broke out lol
Wow
>>112638 >megan You ever wonder what would have happened if she wasn't such a cold, evil bitch? It's not like she wasn't almost as autistic as Chris was. Makes me feel almost bad for the guy. Being strung along by a bitch for what, almost a year and a half... Not going to do any male any good mentally. He was too autistic to know when to walk away but that just makes her behavior even worse. Evil bitch.
(And yes posting in an almost 4 years dead Chris Chan thread bickers fuck you if you don't like it.)
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>picrel Like everyone makes fun of Chris for wearing the medallion, but this bitch had a jacket made of jean fabric completely filled with pins and icons (and a framed photo?) and other shit. Who does that? And what is that written in marker on the pink tape, "sex photo"? She looks like almost practically of the same phenotype as Chris, just a female. Bitch strung Chris along for nearly two years and never put out. Tell me that these emails weren't written by a female psychopath (or at the very least an autist on the same tier as Chris), I dare you: https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Megan_emails,_2005-2006 https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Megan_emails,_Jan-July_2007 She genuinely fucked him up.
<And to be honest I felt awkward on how you all of sudden said you wanted to come to my house. Lemme just say this- You should think of me as Knuckles! I'm the kind of person who although is a loyal friend- I can only take so much friendly meetings. You know how Knuckles will hang around a bit but then take off once again. I'm like that. Hanging out on fridays is really the most I can do. I know that probably doesn't seem fair to you but you are a different person with your own different needs. I'm my own person with my own different needs- or should I say unwanted needs! ;) So please could we put off park meetings for a while? Pretty please with a Yoshi Berry on top! :D And also please give me a little more space at the store. I don't always like having a second shadow while looking at stuff. DO NOT take this as an insult- you have no idea how many times I have to bark at John sometimes!! Nvm I get it now, she was BPD. Many such cases.
>>273560 How much of a boring newfag are you to not only give a shit about Chris but to try a-logging some broad from 15 years ago? Go watch Geno's documentary and get this faggotry out of your system, holy fuck
>>273567 You seem mad Daniel
Btw stay on-topic, faggot
>>273567 <Go watch Geno's documentary I will not, btw.
>>273578 Not me, thanks for constantly thinking about me though, loser lol. You'd think I mattered the way you faggots can't get me out of your heads 💅🏻
>>273594 Process of deduction: I see a Daniel post, it's Daniel. Doesn't just pop up out of nothing.
>>273596 No, you're an obsessed faggot who sees me everywhere bickers I blew out your bussy and can't get over the fact you'll never repay that feeling even 10%, bickers I don't remotely care how you feel and I love myself. Really bro, think about it. I take in hundreds of dollars per week being obnoxious in public, where people scream at me and try abusing me, yet I persist. It's insane that you think your faggot words do anything but strengthen my resolve. Ignoring me "might" make me fuck off but even then I'll talk about my favorite subject
>>273668 <Mad and buttblasted as always about random forum posters from a year ago
>>273668 >I take in hundreds of dollars per week being obnoxious in public, where people scream at me and try abusing me, yet I persist. Damn the panhandling business is good these days

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