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Fuzhou the Buttergolem/Buttermunculus/Hapabutter/Butterboy Toad 08/30/2021 (Mon) 19:24:05 No.117126
Have (you) ever wondered what it would be like when it got to the point that Dominic Vanner of all cows would have his own a-log, a freakish abomination of soy and butter that was worse than him in almost every respect? The pathetic golem of butter, Fuzhou, has finally fulfilled that role and exceeded expectations in every way possible. Fuz is a julaytoasted grifter trying to pick up the crumbs left by Jewsh Moon, his views are fat single ladies into internet drama, those being 95% of his views. Like a lot of drama grifters, Fuz is a lolcow by his own right thanks to his personal life and the humiliation he went online. Being a spineless golem, Fuz make two hours streams reading foxdickfarms threads or wikipedia to get his "cocks" hoping to make some money to buy sex toys to his Onlyfans "girlfriend", more weed and funko pops for himself and finally have money enough to leave his parents house in his middle 20's. But Fuz channel is far from being interesting or the focus to his alogs. Even though he's a black hole of humor, Fuz has become a fun figure to watch and debate bickers of his own dramas, failures and actions, catching the attention of certain groups and even ecelebs. At first glance, Fuzhou appears to be just an unfunny grifter with zero talent and is seen as just one of so many julaytoasted wannabie Mister Metokurs clones that have plagued this side of the internet in recent years. But a deep look, penetrating the layer of fat and boredom that surrounds him reveals a soulless automaton, but able to feel at some level a certain self hate for himself and for the world. In a philosophical way, he is able to become interesting. Do Golems dream of butter sheep? Is Fuz a sample of what the kikes want for the future? Maybe he's the next step of the mankind, the future nu-male, Homo Consumat Butyrum. Vaxxed, cucked, only caring about consooming and extremely submissive. A ruined and terrible form of life, a Butter Golem. Clips of Fuzhou for (you)r consideration: Fuzhou Getting btfo'd by Dominic Vanner: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=e7LSOZ7Rq0w https://yewtu.be/watch?v=9p3HyPXixrE On1yfans Buttercaust: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=W_wJ-0HxBVc https://yewtu.be/watch?v=RjD9bNeCT7o https://yewtu.be/watch?v=fooRUkRPc_M Fuzhou's Whore GF's Onlyfans: https://onlyfans.com/pristineamethyst/media FUZHOU FACTS >tried to get online fame and respect by going after a low hanging fruit aka Britbong, only to be b t f o'd by Mr B T F O instead, giving Britbong/Manlytears his first winning in years >after almost two years, got b t f o'd once again by Britbong, even Britbong alogs had to agree on how pathetic Fuz really is, think for a moment, imagine being humiliated by Britbong in 2021 >he's a welcher, can't pay his debts or keep his promises >and yet whenever he is in a tight situation he proposes a bet to avoid facing the consequences or paying off previous debts >bad loser, in an endless cycle of being unable to act like a man >chronic marijuana addict, thinks WEED LMAO makes him a cool guy, did a whole stream only smoking weed like a teen boy and even his fat fangirls felt embarrassingly by >chronic butter addict to the point of being considered a fetish, popularly known as Butterboy or Buttergolem >circumcised to the point of needing to use butter to masturbate >50% bodyfat, plays Ring Fit Adventure and other girly fitness video games and think this will make him lose 30kg >has a strange obsession with breakfast cereals, can spend hours talking about different brands and rank which ones are the best >already admitted that he eats cereal with cream instead of julay >once ate the equivalent of 2kg of Frosted Mini-Wheats with 3 liters of cream >contracted a $20k debt with uber eats, literally order food through the app five times a week >literally broke the toilet at his house (his parents house) bickers of his diet rich in cheese and junk food, had to fix it the same day he was being de-moded from Empty's server after being humiliated by multiple randoms guests for hours >janny for a community that hates him and does it for free >was homeschooling like Britbong, never learned to have social interactions like a normal man >no friends irl, terrible irl interaction with co-works and family >claim to fame is reading foxdick farms threads on youtube to fat wine aunts on his youtube channel, deserves a thread himself (congratulations, you got it) >self admitted narcissist, think is better than everyone else, including other e-celebs >he unironically thinks he's better than anybody in the server or youtube comment sections, using logical leaps to make excuses about yourself >he really believes that he's not a lolcow, that everyone else, from other ecelebs, to random anons online are the true spergs and cows with sad lifes, not him, never him >shit talk Bryan the KoP, and goes crazy if someone says he's for EmptyHero what KoP used to be to Mister Metokur, hates being compared to Bryan in any way >same about when he's compared to Toad McKinley, even though he claims to be friends with Toad McKinleyGamer >feels envy and fear from P P P, already shit talked P P P on several occasions during EmptyHero's streams, but is scared to death of P P P or anyone outside Empty's circle to notice it >only honest when it comes to self-deprecating, otherwise he lies and uses other mechanisms to got what he wants or avoid responsibilities and confrontations >has no real position about anything, he's soft like his own fat body and his arguments and banter are easily cut like butter >takes pride in being a "friend" of whores from OnlyFans, including trannies
Edited last time by oldestfag on 01/22/2022 (Sat) 23:08:48.
Fuzhou is trying to get closer to JoeyJojo after trying to sacrifice Joey for the harvest in the hope that Joey will forgive him and everyone will forget about the event.. Meanwhile, there is a trans who has appeared in the past and defend Fuz. Apparently she said that some ecelebs from the drama community are some of her most loyal customers on manyvids/onlyfans. So it's realistic to think that Fuz is actually paying for trannies for their nudes, no only fat cows like Pristine Amethyst.
>>161594 Well that joey guy is one of the last people watching fuz at this point, so it makes sense.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUVdKoqKSxk Fuzhou will always be more funny and successful than the spergs here.
Another boring Fuzhou stream, as usual he banned from chat anyone making jokes about him. Especially about his incest roleplay from onlyfans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHO6xoeD1Uw
>>165120 Honestly something funny about the same song and dance with fuz empty. <I AM A W H O R E <yep...just another sped <oh don't get me wrong...this is funny
>>165134 Do you think Fuzhou is willing to lick the toilet for P P P? He used to had a fucking hate boner for P P P, but since he's a whore wanting clout, maybe he would do it now.
>>165770 Without any doubt, taking into account how he is a whore, a grifter and his kinks. As a matter of fact, more and more it is becoming evident that Fuz has some fetish for furry porn and he desperately preventing others from discovering his kinks and connections with discord furfag mods.
>>164859 The value of my liquid assets far exceeds butter boy's debt.
>>171270 do you have the equivalent of 158k dolars in liquor?
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For God's sake, Fuz, learn a lesson. I won't make it public (yet), but move the wheels, you keep acting like an autistic and repeating the same behavior for years.
>>172332 He's once giving money and sex toys to pristine amethyst otherwise known as michelle jason zacharia stevenson???
Fuz is seething on KoP comment section right now over posts from four months ago. No only that, last night he was really angry and attacking anyone bantering with him. The Butterkid is not coping well with the loss of foxdickfarms, he gets really nervous and mad if someone says "without the site you have zero cocks, Fuz". His last stream was a total disaster as proof of that. >>172332 It's about him having a past story with Keffals?
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>>174050 >the lolcow grifter economy collapses after KF is pushed into some obscure corner of the internet. That's something great to come out of this that I did not consider, not gonna lie. Also it's probably him simping to some mediocre hoe buying her 6 Stadias. >KoP PATERNITY TEST WHERE BRY BRY?
>>174050 <past story with Keffals? lmao, i knew about Fuzhou hanging out with lots of ecelebs trannies, but i thought he was playing when he talked about chatting with Keffals back in 2020, did the butterfag gave money to her or helped her for free?
>>174050 >>175122 fuz banned me from his server when I asked about Keffals and now he's jannying his entire server deleting anything related to "her"
>>175498 >ButterGolem kneeling to the troon
>>175501 fuz kneel to lots of trannies before, especially eceleb ones, he's probably mad about his dear Keffals stealing his cocks and also afraid about people figured out about he simping for her years ago
>>172332 >>174050 >>174829 >>175122 >>175498 >>175501 Fuz is still afraid that more people will find out about the existence of this thread, the lad sperg out whatever this place is mentioned or about anything negative about it, two years ago the Butterboy was less aggressive and angry and yes, he used to be "close" to Keffals, in the same way that he has always been "close" to other e-celebs, by that I mean Fuz has tried to get closer with different degrees of success and recognition, it keeps cleaning up as much as possible anything about the past on discord, reporting accs, servers, etc.
After several multiple "mysterious" bans and exclusions going on in discord while Fuz was around in Emptyhero server, I'm happy to report that since Fuzhou is no longer part of the server these events have stopped happening. However, Fuzhou is still mad about the entire shitshow and especially about the existence of this thread. No only that, but he's shitting bricks afraid of TheGatorGamer discovering the ties he previously had with Keffels and other trannies z-celebs.
literally who
>>179114 >>179115 Oh god, emojitroon and nuzach will try to destroy one of the best threads... At least it would be funny if was fuzhou once again seething here.
Fuzhou humiliated TheГунтRetort ama essayfag and other loser members from TheGuntstream. Fuzhou won KOP won Eso Shaggyism won
>>179113 I buy the theory of Fuzhou reporting some of empty streams and also being the faggy who hate JoeJojo.
Shout out to Gassious Clay for archiving Empty streams, someone (yep, britbong, but fuzhou probably flagged Emptystreams) made both channels be deleted. With that, all the Buttkino was lost. But >we have it back. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQdcBz3xzmk
Is the butterboy still self-inserting on jcaesar187 drama or Empty's streams?
Fuz now has a podcast with deadwing dork, it sucks
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>>210854 He apparently sent the Гунт a gay email recently https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rhsDn5UE31o DEAR jcaesar187 YOU DO NOT WANT ME TO UPLOAD THIS VIDEO
>>219506 based archiver i just found out about this guy from jcaesar187 foxdickfarms thread i'm like who the fuck is this guy big dogging the Гунт in his own show
https://youtu.be/rhsDn5UE31o Fuz sent an email to jcaesar187, jcaesar187 precedes to dunk on fuz and say fuzs email out loud. Someone should of told jcaesar187 about Pristine Amethyst
C'mon now, mods, why did you guys deleted Fuzhou recent post? The best part of 8chan /cow/ used to be the lolcows posting in their own threads!
>>219890 Probably essayfag, the same guy who got humiliated by empty, jesus and fuzhou
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Why does Fuzhou hate JoeyJoJo so much ?
>>222562 Joey is based
>>222562 Both are subhumans, losers usually hate other losers
>>222562 both are reflexes of each other, but Fuzhou tried to fly too high for his own good, while JoeyJojo accept his destiny as a maggot
Emptyhero has been trying to set up a debate between Fuzhou and JoeJoJo, Fuz refuses to do it and according to Jojo fuz has him blocked on discord
>>226293 >Fuz being bitch
So in the end Fuz won. Everyone else from Empty's discord server are incels, while Fuz keep dating a cute aryan girl and making a lot of money. He PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON&apos;T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD'd one of the vols of /cow/ and Britbong, among many other ecelebs. His channel still alive despise all the reports and now he is a power-lifter. Seems like /cow/ is the real lolcow after all.
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>>222833 Fucking kek, that's brutal and yet true.
>>232716 Fuz unirocally b t f o'd Esoteric Shaggyism during his Gaytor phase.
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JoeJoJo on suicide watch
>>235945 He is on suicide watch for decades now.
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>>222562 Fuzhou has a massive inferiority complex, so he likes to dunk on people that in his mind he is superior to, such as Britbong and Joey. Reality does not factor into the thought process. Sad really.
>>236900 I mean, anyone is superior to Britbong and Joey.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjf_X7gWsKc&t=5404s Fuzhou had his first stream in almost a year, just him talking about Fishtank and jcaesar187
Fuzhou hasn't changed at all. Just the other day I came across his name appearing as patreon of other ecelebs. I don't doubt that he still gives money to onlyfans trannies and fatwhales. Apart from that, he tried to distance himself from Empty's community, but he's still addicted to foxdickfarms and butter.

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