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Fuzhou the Buttergolem/Buttermunculus/Hapabutter/Butterboy Toad 08/30/2021 (Mon) 19:24:05 No.117126
Have (you) ever wondered what it would be like when it got to the point that Dominic Vanner of all cows would have his own a-log, a freakish abomination of soy and butter that was worse than him in almost every respect? The pathetic golem of butter, Fuzhou, has finally fulfilled that role and exceeded expectations in every way possible. Fuz is a julaytoasted grifter trying to pick up the crumbs left by Jewsh Moon, his views are fat single ladies into internet drama, those being 95% of his views. Like a lot of drama grifters, Fuz is a lolcow by his own right thanks to his personal life and the humiliation he went online. Being a spineless golem, Fuz make two hours streams reading foxdickfarms threads or wikipedia to get his "cocks" hoping to make some money to buy sex toys to his Onlyfans "girlfriend", more weed and funko pops for himself and finally have money enough to leave his parents house in his middle 20's. But Fuz channel is far from being interesting or the focus to his alogs. Even though he's a black hole of humor, Fuz has become a fun figure to watch and debate bickers of his own dramas, failures and actions, catching the attention of certain groups and even ecelebs. At first glance, Fuzhou appears to be just an unfunny grifter with zero talent and is seen as just one of so many julaytoasted wannabie Mister Metokurs clones that have plagued this side of the internet in recent years. But a deep look, penetrating the layer of fat and boredom that surrounds him reveals a soulless automaton, but able to feel at some level a certain self hate for himself and for the world. In a philosophical way, he is able to become interesting. Do Golems dream of butter sheep? Is Fuz a sample of what the kikes want for the future? Maybe he's the next step of the mankind, the future nu-male, Homo Consumat Butyrum. Vaxxed, cucked, only caring about consooming and extremely submissive. A ruined and terrible form of life, a Butter Golem. Clips of Fuzhou for (you)r consideration: Fuzhou Getting btfo'd by Dominic Vanner: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=e7LSOZ7Rq0w https://yewtu.be/watch?v=9p3HyPXixrE On1yfans Buttercaust: https://yewtu.be/watch?v=W_wJ-0HxBVc https://yewtu.be/watch?v=RjD9bNeCT7o https://yewtu.be/watch?v=fooRUkRPc_M Fuzhou's Whore GF's Onlyfans: https://onlyfans.com/pristineamethyst/media FUZHOU FACTS >tried to get online fame and respect by going after a low hanging fruit aka Britbong, only to be b t f o'd by Mr B T F O instead, giving Britbong/Manlytears his first winning in years >after almost two years, got b t f o'd once again by Britbong, even Britbong alogs had to agree on how pathetic Fuz really is, think for a moment, imagine being humiliated by Britbong in 2021 >he's a welcher, can't pay his debts or keep his promises >and yet whenever he is in a tight situation he proposes a bet to avoid facing the consequences or paying off previous debts >bad loser, in an endless cycle of being unable to act like a man >chronic marijuana addict, thinks WEED LMAO makes him a cool guy, did a whole stream only smoking weed like a teen boy and even his fat fangirls felt embarrassingly by >chronic butter addict to the point of being considered a fetish, popularly known as Butterboy or Buttergolem >circumcised to the point of needing to use butter to masturbate >50% bodyfat, plays Ring Fit Adventure and other girly fitness video games and think this will make him lose 30kg >has a strange obsession with breakfast cereals, can spend hours talking about different brands and rank which ones are the best >already admitted that he eats cereal with cream instead of julay >once ate the equivalent of 2kg of Frosted Mini-Wheats with 3 liters of cream >contracted a $20k debt with uber eats, literally order food through the app five times a week >literally broke the toilet at his house (his parents house) bickers of his diet rich in cheese and junk food, had to fix it the same day he was being de-moded from Empty's server after being humiliated by multiple randoms guests for hours >janny for a community that hates him and does it for free >was homeschooling like Britbong, never learned to have social interactions like a normal man >no friends irl, terrible irl interaction with co-works and family >claim to fame is reading foxdick farms threads on youtube to fat wine aunts on his youtube channel, deserves a thread himself (congratulations, you got it) >self admitted narcissist, think is better than everyone else, including other e-celebs >he unironically thinks he's better than anybody in the server or youtube comment sections, using logical leaps to make excuses about yourself >he really believes that he's not a lolcow, that everyone else, from other ecelebs, to random anons online are the true spergs and cows with sad lifes, not him, never him >shit talk Bryan the KoP, and goes crazy if someone says he's for EmptyHero what KoP used to be to Mister Metokur, hates being compared to Bryan in any way >same about when he's compared to Toad McKinley, even though he claims to be friends with Toad McKinleyGamer >feels envy and fear from P P P, already shit talked P P P on several occasions during EmptyHero's streams, but is scared to death of P P P or anyone outside Empty's circle to notice it >only honest when it comes to self-deprecating, otherwise he lies and uses other mechanisms to got what he wants or avoid responsibilities and confrontations >has no real position about anything, he's soft like his own fat body and his arguments and banter are easily cut like butter >takes pride in being a "friend" of whores from OnlyFans, including trannies
Edited last time by oldestfag on 01/22/2022 (Sat) 23:08:48.
I checked Patreon, Joey is not giving money to Fuz but he is giving money to Aydin Paladin, Emptyhero and Martina Markota .>>136740
>>136873 JoeyDwarfingers used to be one of Fuzhou paypiggies, it looks like Fuzhou lost one of his sponsors after trying to get the board to go after him. Congratulations Joey, you've learned that Fuz is not one of your friends online! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hf1DkBQRQj4
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Local butter addicted retard loses to Britbong once more! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9qO1sY5-bAQ
>>140741 It is like fuz's main point in existence is to be the one punching bag that Dominic Vanner can win against.
I don't have a lot of free time to spend online following boring faggots that nobody cares about, but from what I know, Fuzhou is putting up a facade on foxdickfarms, trying to act more "manly" while doing his best to erase from the internet anything that could be used against him, especially now that P P P is a big dog. Emptyhero keep defending fuzhou even when fuz keep making his discord server be deleted or attacking his patreons/fans like JoeyJojo.
>>143830 Fuz turned on Гунт, last I checked he was trying to get on a stream with flamenco to shittalk the Гунт.
Lmao, after all this time Fuz didn't changed >still want to date brownamy >he and his trannies from discord still mad at Joey and other former namefags from smegma community >trying to grift hard The Гунт, when before he used to lick the greasy >trying to delete any evidence about his hatred for P P P
King of /poz/ wanted to have EmptyHero on to talk about the lore of Fuz, it's almost like asking to Gator in 2018 to talk about the shit stories of jcaesar187. Fuz as always continues gaslighiting and acting like a cheap grifter.
>>147299 what are the odds of a kop vs fuz undercard for the Гунт boxing tourney? fuz is a whore for money i bet he'd do 3 rounds for 1k
>>147338 he'll pretend to want to do 3 rounds and then no show like the welching butterbitch he is. Also KoP acting like he is any better than Fuz is pathetic since HE STILL DID NOT PROVIDE THE PATERNITY TEST, YOU ARE A CUCKOLD RAISING ANOTHER MAN'S CHILD BRYAN!
>>147405 NAAAAAAAAWWWW TRUEEEE! BRYAN IS A KING AND DESERVE OUR ADMIRATION AND RESPECT! HE IS NOT AN INTERNET PEOPLE NEITHER HE'S THE BAD KIND OF GAY!!! as a side note, after all this time, anyone who bullied Fuz just a little bit keep having their discord accs being reported for spooky mysterious reason for some entity beyond our imagination. I'm sure it's Britbong or just a coincidence, it's certainly not a fat butter creature still butthurt about him doxing his own ugly "gf" and people making fun of it.
What happened with the Butter other than him back stabbing the Гунт and trying to delete his past? he still reporting emptyhero discord server or being part of the streams?
>>148804 Fuzzy talked about how he was okay about diddling as long as the diddler was a woman.
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>>149604 >it depends on the gender
>>148804 I honestly don't even watch Empty anymore, I thought he stopped streaming to dedicate himself to his job and shitty books. It's amazing how he's had a massive drop in quality and performance since Fuz came into his life. I hope Fuzhou does good titsjobs with his butter mantits... otherwise this friendship is inexplicable.
CHAD ALPHA MALE B T F O'D BUTTERBOY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQlizEl0xoc
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>>159137 Fuzhou is always behind the curve. When it was cool and risky to alog jcaesar187 he Гунтguarded, now that it's cool to be a jcaesar187male Fuzhou is desperately trying to gain relevance and money aloging jcaesar187 together with legions of other shitty low tier grifters. jcaesar187MALES LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>159137 >>159235 Butterkid never learn. <Keep getting humiliated, keep simping for the same ex ex-gf, keep making awful streams and keep bailing out of the promises he made. Has anything changed since this thread was created? I bet to this day he still reports people to discord staff if they make fun of him.
>>159235 >>159266 He also keeps reporting his bullies to the furfags from discord staff. Also he keeps coping about his dick pic. The last time someone commented on this matter he accused one of his alogs of being the one who took the picture of their own cock and posted on discord pretending to be him with a discord acc with the same name as him. Literally WTF?!?!? It reminds me of Fagmenco and Kero the Wolf excuses.
Anyone in fuz's discord? Scrape it. https://dht.chylex.com/
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>>159755 I saw him trying to create a false narrative full of cope about the dick pic story just a few weeks ago. Maybe someone talked about it to his youtube chat and he's afraid about people find out about this thread and everything it did on smegma sphere. No ideia why he's seething once again about this old story. >I've a 8 inches fat cock guys! <You're lying as always, Butterboy >post dick pic to own alogs, it's a 14cm thin rod >people make fun of it >cope about not being really your cock and "own" accuses his alogs from being gay and for falling for his epic" trick".
>>117126 >>117130 AMAZIN lore, it's strange that we live in a time where lolcows have created youtube channels and make money talking about other lolcows.
>>159785 NAWWWWH TRUE, ALL THE FACTS IN THIS THREAD ARE LIES, I'M 6FT TALL AND MY DICK IS THICC AND IS 8 INCHES LONG!!! also, emptyh if you're here drop your discord server invite. It's over one year since I checked it
https://youtu.be/hEeCaYQOkVM What a weird thing to say Fuz..
>>159785 Who is she?
>>160642 Does Fuz keep trying to win against Britbong only to be PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON&apos;T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD'd over and over again? It's also weird how some people hate Britbong bickers he called out some pedos a few years ago. The guy is a sperg, but at least he did something good for once and certain people seethe at him for it for some reason.
>>160642 NOW WAIT A MINUTE FUZ NOOOOO That is about the dumbest most suspect thing he ever could have said, depends on the child-tier quote from the butterboy, I also expected him to be doing better by now, but he gets less than 20 viewers now.
>>161029 I know this sounds forced and silly compared to everything we know about Fuz, but the idiot will end up framed as pedo soon or later by his own actions and words. It's not the first time he's said things like that. Also, after all, he's the retarded who doxed himself and his "gf" and got extra butthurt accusing others of doing this.
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Fuzhou is trying to get closer to JoeyJojo after trying to sacrifice Joey for the harvest in the hope that Joey will forgive him and everyone will forget about the event.. Meanwhile, there is a trans who has appeared in the past and defend Fuz. Apparently she said that some ecelebs from the drama community are some of her most loyal customers on manyvids/onlyfans. So it's realistic to think that Fuz is actually paying for trannies for their nudes, no only fat cows like Pristine Amethyst.
>>161594 Well that joey guy is one of the last people watching fuz at this point, so it makes sense.
https://cozy.tv/jcaesar187jcaesar187 BASED JOEYJOJO DONATING OVER AND OVER AGAIN TO THE jcaesar187MALE, FUZHOU B T F O'D. YOU'LL NEVER HAVE THIS MONEY BUDDY, YOU JOINED THE jcaesar187 ALOGS TRAIN WAY TOO LATER.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUVdKoqKSxk Fuzhou will always be more funny and successful than the spergs here.
Another boring Fuzhou stream, as usual he banned from chat anyone making jokes about him. Especially about his incest roleplay from onlyfans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHO6xoeD1Uw
>>165120 Honestly something funny about the same song and dance with fuz empty. <I AM A W H O R E <yep...just another sped <oh don't get me wrong...this is funny
>>165134 Do you think Fuzhou is willing to lick the toilet for P P P? He used to had a fucking hate boner for P P P, but since he's a whore wanting clout, maybe he would do it now.
>>165770 Without any doubt, taking into account how he is a whore, a grifter and his kinks. As a matter of fact, more and more it is becoming evident that Fuz has some fetish for furry porn and he desperately preventing others from discovering his kinks and connections with discord furfag mods.
>>164859 The value of my liquid assets far exceeds butter boy's debt.
>>171270 do you have the equivalent of 158k dolars in liquor?
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For God's sake, Fuz, learn a lesson. I won't make it public (yet), but move the wheels, you keep acting like an autistic and repeating the same behavior for years.
>>172332 He's once giving money and sex toys to pristine amethyst otherwise known as michelle jason zacharia stevenson???
Fuz is seething on KoP comment section right now over posts from four months ago. No only that, last night he was really angry and attacking anyone bantering with him. The Butterkid is not coping well with the loss of foxdickfarms, he gets really nervous and mad if someone says "without the site you have zero cocks, Fuz". His last stream was a total disaster as proof of that. >>172332 It's about him having a past story with Keffals?
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>>174050 >the lolcow grifter economy collapses after KF is pushed into some obscure corner of the internet. That's something great to come out of this that I did not consider, not gonna lie. Also it's probably him simping to some mediocre hoe buying her 6 Stadias. >KoP PATERNITY TEST WHERE BRY BRY?
>>174050 <past story with Keffals? lmao, i knew about Fuzhou hanging out with lots of ecelebs trannies, but i thought he was playing when he talked about chatting with Keffals back in 2020, did the butterfag gave money to her or helped her for free?
>>174050 >>175122 fuz banned me from his server when I asked about Keffals and now he's jannying his entire server deleting anything related to "her"
>>175498 >ButterGolem kneeling to the troon
>>175501 fuz kneel to lots of trannies before, especially eceleb ones, he's probably mad about his dear Keffals stealing his cocks and also afraid about people figured out about he simping for her years ago
>>172332 >>174050 >>174829 >>175122 >>175498 >>175501 Fuz is still afraid that more people will find out about the existence of this thread, the lad sperg out whatever this place is mentioned or about anything negative about it, two years ago the Butterboy was less aggressive and angry and yes, he used to be "close" to Keffals, in the same way that he has always been "close" to other e-celebs, by that I mean Fuz has tried to get closer with different degrees of success and recognition, it keeps cleaning up as much as possible anything about the past on discord, reporting accs, servers, etc.

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