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EDEN LEAKS Unironic Ralphamale 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:35:50 ID: ab8beb No.186357
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the greatest leak in the history of the webring: THE EDEN ALTMEYER LEAK. Eden Altmeyer (you know him as Eden, and he goes by the name Gourmet on Matrix in 8moe /v/'s secret server) is an absolute scourge of the webring. Currently he is working under Mark on 8moe to mod cake/v/ and is guilty of pretty much nonstop spamming and fucking with the webring, primarily sleepychan. Today is the day it comes to an end. I will start with a dox that connects Gourmet (Matrix name, good friend of Mark, ringleader of a secret cabal on 8moe) with his old, similar alias of Gourmet Newell. From there, we will find that he has been using his real name (Eden) on the webring. With his piss poor opsec, we will achieve a full dox. The next leaks I plan to share are Eden Altmeyer's involvement in a secret 8moe cabal along others who plague the webring. Please enjoy this leak at the expense of the 8moe G​AMERGATEs which will provide a unique inner look at how Eden functions in secret.
Unironic Ralphamale 01/09/2023 (Mon) 17:18:19 ID: 439c0c No.186522
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Unironic Ralphamale 01/09/2023 (Mon) 17:18:52 ID: 439c0c No.186523
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Unironic Ralphamale 01/09/2023 (Mon) 17:19:19 ID: 439c0c No.186524
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Unironic Ralphamale 01/09/2023 (Mon) 17:24:05 ID: f2b5ff No.186525
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Unironic Ralphamale 01/09/2023 (Mon) 17:27:41 ID: f2b5ff No.186526
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Unironic Ralphamale 01/09/2023 (Mon) 17:28:56 ID: f2b5ff No.186527
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Unironic Ralphamale 01/09/2023 (Mon) 17:29:58 ID: f2b5ff No.186528
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Unironic Ralphamale 01/09/2023 (Mon) 17:31:53 ID: f2b5ff No.186530
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The End! I think you are all a bunch of very dumb schizos who are so inept that you couldn't even successfully dox your own self, and you don't really deserve a thread this high quality if I am being honest, but at least you guys aren't a bunch of pussies who will delete the information I have provided for you, and I can respect that! Goodbye /cow/!!!
Unironic Ralphamale 01/09/2023 (Mon) 18:13:40 ID: 12cb5f No.186537
>>186530 I hope Robbi deleted this shit thread.
Unironic Ralphamale 01/09/2023 (Mon) 19:09:32 ID: f6f6a1 No.186543
>>186454 t. Eden
Unironic Ralphamale 01/09/2023 (Mon) 19:41:56 ID: 8c7e95 No.186555
who
Unironic Ralphamale 01/09/2023 (Mon) 19:47:09 ID: f6f6a1 No.186559
Prolikewoah BO and 8G​AMERGATE mod
Unironic Ralphamale 01/09/2023 (Mon) 23:00:58 ID: b1d024 No.186575
EDEN SEETHEN
Unironic Ralphamale 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:37:55 ID: 0c90be No.186582
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>>186521 >Niggerpill/Luciano >Eden thread Was Mark Mann too unspicy that you created a newer bogeyman to blame for your massive ego?
Unironic Ralphamale 01/10/2023 (Tue) 01:47:45 ID: 0c90be No.186583
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>>186525 >>186530 Nice tabs and cope bleached lolicoomer gachaddict larper Felbot.
Unironic Ralphamale 01/10/2023 (Tue) 18:02:14 ID: 3673aa No.186648
eden is such a cute.... built for pegging...
Unironic Ralphamale 01/11/2023 (Wed) 06:46:58 ID: 8759bf No.186733
>>186357 >guy who made super Гунт 64 romhack turned out to be a pedo >black lives splatter guy turned out to be a massive sperg and a ni/gg/er is everyone making le funny memey games doomed to be the biggest autists on the internet?
Unironic Ralphamale 01/11/2023 (Wed) 06:54:48 ID: 6cc682 No.186734
>>186733 Who the fuck else would take the time and make those, c'mon now, no need to be silly.
Unironic Ralphamale 01/11/2023 (Wed) 07:00:19 ID: 8759bf No.186735
>>186734 I don't remember any drama coming from moon.wad or any of the ED games. What's with this new generation of estrogen fueled retards and their drama? Also LOL at everything listed here, this pretty much confirms everything that was already known about 8chan.gov Good job OP
Unironic Ralphamale 01/11/2023 (Wed) 15:02:45 ID: e10d27 No.186753
>>186734 >>186648 t. Moliberry kike
Donald Trump 01/11/2023 (Wed) 23:51:51 ID: 2b8c72 No.186824
I believe I won the Election.
Unironic Ralphamale 01/12/2023 (Thu) 00:18:46 ID: 2fe2ff No.186831
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>>186559 Same guy that was fired from tvch? He was buddy buddy with koi until their mutual attention seeking conflicted with each other or something? Unless your name is Mark Mann and werk for your output, it's the end result for anyone that tries to be Mr. based /v/ hero.
Unironic Ralphamale 01/13/2023 (Fri) 02:58:48 ID: aa10b9 No.186972
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>>186537 Cope
Unironic Ralphamale 01/14/2023 (Sat) 12:36:27 ID: 08d5e1 No.187145
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Is Vampyr stil a mod at that place? The guy is unironically the worst janny I have ever encountered on any imageboard.
Unironic Ralphamale 01/14/2023 (Sat) 13:28:08 ID: 7b93b2 No.187146
>>187145 yes
Unironic Ralphamale 01/14/2023 (Sat) 14:44:22 ID: ba81c6 No.187152
Why should I care?
Niggerchu Niggerchu 01/15/2023 (Sun) 04:07:28 ID: a67030 No.187317
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>>186753 BASED Moliberry shit his pants and did nothing wrong, BASED Moliberry is an oldfag and a chad, unlike the /cattle/ that posts there This message of TRUTH has been brought to you by N​IGGERchu
Unironic Ralphamale 01/15/2023 (Sun) 04:57:39 ID: 13cb22 No.187328
>>187317 I'm 12 years old and what is this?
Unironic Ralphamale 01/22/2023 (Sun) 08:44:57 ID: a76e9f No.188161
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>>186357 He's cute. I'll make his bussy leak if you get what I mean (anal sex).
Unironic Ralphamale 01/23/2023 (Mon) 14:33:36 ID: 3c90dc No.188255
>>187317 Kill yourself, troon.
sage 02/07/2023 (Tue) 21:32:43 ID: 25fe7e No.190788
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>>186453 >>186456 Holy fuck, this is literally Nuzach.
Unironic Ralphamale 02/10/2023 (Fri) 14:05:31 ID: 687b6a No.191126
>>190788 Shut the fuck up kikelover
Unironic Ralphamale 02/13/2023 (Mon) 20:33:45 ID: 72f120 No.191593
>>190788 >fatassch.moe Moliberry tranny, go home
Unironic Ralphamale 02/14/2023 (Tue) 02:39:46 ID: 7c7a29 No.191641
>>191126 >>191593 >the sweaty gamer spic is kvetching you're such a lolcow.
Unironic Ralphamale 02/20/2023 (Mon) 06:03:57 ID: 4090d9 No.192960
Rand: You're a sweaty gamer Mansu: So are you -30 seconds later- Mansu: no wait I'm not a pedo
Unironic Ralphamale 02/20/2023 (Mon) 10:59:01 No.192968
> pedo
Unironic Ralphamale 02/12/2024 (Mon) 06:16:12 ID: 4f0ac2 No.243518
Eden has desperately been trying to scrub his dox from the internet, less than a month ago he reported a paste of his dox but that won't fucking work, Eden. Every time you delete it, it will be reposted another ten.
Unironic Ralphamale 02/12/2024 (Mon) 07:49:53 ID: 472093 No.243521
>>243518 How do you know this?
#01CV0u 02/22/2024 (Thu) 18:20:33 ID: 166ad7 No.244425
>he wasn't a woman after all ayy lmao
Unironic Ralphamale 02/29/2024 (Thu) 16:31:12 ID: e2ad72 No.245083
Looks like a random, very boring techie to me.
Unironic Ralphamale 02/29/2024 (Thu) 16:33:29 ID: e2ad72 No.245084
>>187152 second. Looks like underage are trying to 1up their mods from all of those garbage imageboards with many sikrit chats attached to them.
Unironic Ralphamale 03/02/2024 (Sat) 12:14:31 ID: c36363 No.245257
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You forgot to mention the 8moe flew out of the webring with looping for resurrecting /hebe/ of all things.
Unironic Ralphamale 03/05/2024 (Tue) 02:03:20 ID: 08b21f No.245426
>>245257 >defending 8pedos kys and leave.
Unironic Ralphamale 03/05/2024 (Tue) 14:54:04 ID: 601a52 No.245454
>>245426 John is actively posting and coping hard in here now. He defends himself, defends his friends and etc. Essayfag and Eden won.
Unironic Ralphamale 05/07/2024 (Tue) 22:22:07 ID: 003d49 No.249876
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Zzzchan is dead, barely gets any posts, average of 6 daily users and 2PPH, and all those posts are lolispamming. Eden won. Dolphin won.
Unironic Ralphamale 05/20/2024 (Mon) 04:41:31 ID: 0993ae No.250430
to be fair bee has always been shit
Unironic Ralphamale 05/20/2024 (Mon) 23:57:30 ID: 0eb8c5 No.250463
>>249876 >long filename substituting an actual post I can identify a wrist post when i see one.
Sage Unironic Ralphamale 05/21/2024 (Tue) 22:08:00 ID: 0aea32 No.250536
>>250463 >muh Wrist Dolphin won, Jon. Your sites are dead and you are a pedo
Unironic Ralphamale 07/11/2024 (Thu) 15:04:30 ID: 6bf770 No.253220
is Koipedo and Acidkike still butthurt with Eden?
Unironic Ralphamale 11/10/2024 (Sun) 05:28:57 ID: 537607 No.260505
Sturgeon is a faggot as pathetic as Mark and Acidkike. Eden won.
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