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EDEN LEAKS Unironic Ralphamale 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:35:50 ID: ab8beb No.186357
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the greatest leak in the history of the webring: THE EDEN ALTMEYER LEAK. Eden Altmeyer (you know him as Eden, and he goes by the name Gourmet on Matrix in 8moe /v/'s secret server) is an absolute scourge of the webring. Currently he is working under Mark on 8moe to mod cake/v/ and is guilty of pretty much nonstop spamming and fucking with the webring, primarily sleepychan. Today is the day it comes to an end. I will start with a dox that connects Gourmet (Matrix name, good friend of Mark, ringleader of a secret cabal on 8moe) with his old, similar alias of Gourmet Newell. From there, we will find that he has been using his real name (Eden) on the webring. With his piss poor opsec, we will achieve a full dox. The next leaks I plan to share are Eden Altmeyer's involvement in a secret 8moe cabal along others who plague the webring. Please enjoy this leak at the expense of the 8moe G​AMERGATEs which will provide a unique inner look at how Eden functions in secret.
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The End! I think you are all a bunch of very dumb schizos who are so inept that you couldn't even successfully dox your own self, and you don't really deserve a thread this high quality if I am being honest, but at least you guys aren't a bunch of pussies who will delete the information I have provided for you, and I can respect that! Goodbye /cow/!!!
>>186530 I hope Robbi deleted this shit thread.
>>186454 t. Eden
who
Prolikewoah BO and 8G​AMERGATE mod
EDEN SEETHEN
>>186521 >Niggerpill/Luciano >Eden thread Was Mark Mann too unspicy that you created a newer bogeyman to blame for your massive ego?
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>>186525 >>186530 Nice tabs and cope bleached lolicoomer gachaddict larper Felbot.
eden is such a cute.... built for pegging...
>>186357 >guy who made super Гунт 64 romhack turned out to be a pedo >black lives splatter guy turned out to be a massive sperg and a ni/gg/er is everyone making le funny memey games doomed to be the biggest autists on the internet?
>>186733 Who the fuck else would take the time and make those, c'mon now, no need to be silly.
>>186734 I don't remember any drama coming from moon.wad or any of the ED games. What's with this new generation of estrogen fueled retards and their drama? Also LOL at everything listed here, this pretty much confirms everything that was already known about 8chan.gov Good job OP
>>186734 >>186648 t. Moliberry kike
I believe I won the Election.
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>>186559 Same guy that was fired from tvch? He was buddy buddy with koi until their mutual attention seeking conflicted with each other or something? Unless your name is Mark Mann and werk for your output, it's the end result for anyone that tries to be Mr. based /v/ hero.
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Is Vampyr stil a mod at that place? The guy is unironically the worst janny I have ever encountered on any imageboard.
Why should I care?
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>>186753 BASED Moliberry shit his pants and did nothing wrong, BASED Moliberry is an oldfag and a chad, unlike the /cattle/ that posts there This message of TRUTH has been brought to you by N​IGGERchu
>>187317 I'm 12 years old and what is this?
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>>186357 He's cute. I'll make his bussy leak if you get what I mean (anal sex).
>>187317 Kill yourself, troon.
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>>186453 >>186456 Holy fuck, this is literally Nuzach.
>>190788 Shut the fuck up kikelover
>>190788 >fatassch.moe Moliberry tranny, go home
>>191126 >>191593 >the sweaty gamer spic is kvetching you're such a lolcow.
Rand: You're a sweaty gamer Mansu: So are you -30 seconds later- Mansu: no wait I'm not a pedo
> pedo
Eden has desperately been trying to scrub his dox from the internet, less than a month ago he reported a paste of his dox but that won't fucking work, Eden. Every time you delete it, it will be reposted another ten.
>>243518 How do you know this?
>he wasn't a woman after all ayy lmao
Looks like a random, very boring techie to me.
>>187152 second. Looks like underage are trying to 1up their mods from all of those garbage imageboards with many sikrit chats attached to them.
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You forgot to mention the 8moe flew out of the webring with looping for resurrecting /hebe/ of all things.
>>245257 >defending 8pedos kys and leave.
>>245426 John is actively posting and coping hard in here now. He defends himself, defends his friends and etc. Essayfag and Eden won.
Zzzchan is dead, barely gets any posts, average of 6 daily users and 2PPH, and all those posts are lolispamming. Eden won. Dolphin won.
to be fair bee has always been shit
>>249876 >long filename substituting an actual post I can identify a wrist post when i see one.
>>250463 >muh Wrist Dolphin won, Jon. Your sites are dead and you are a pedo
is Koipedo and Acidkike still butthurt with Eden?
Sturgeon is a faggot as pathetic as Mark and Acidkike. Eden won.

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