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EDEN LEAKS Unironic Ralphamale 01/08/2023 (Sun) 07:35:50 ID: ab8beb No.186357
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the greatest leak in the history of the webring: THE EDEN ALTMEYER LEAK. Eden Altmeyer (you know him as Eden, and he goes by the name Gourmet on Matrix in 8moe /v/'s secret server) is an absolute scourge of the webring. Currently he is working under Mark on 8moe to mod cake/v/ and is guilty of pretty much nonstop spamming and fucking with the webring, primarily sleepychan. Today is the day it comes to an end. I will start with a dox that connects Gourmet (Matrix name, good friend of Mark, ringleader of a secret cabal on 8moe) with his old, similar alias of Gourmet Newell. From there, we will find that he has been using his real name (Eden) on the webring. With his piss poor opsec, we will achieve a full dox. The next leaks I plan to share are Eden Altmeyer's involvement in a secret 8moe cabal along others who plague the webring. Please enjoy this leak at the expense of the 8moe G​AMERGATEs which will provide a unique inner look at how Eden functions in secret.
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We will start off with gourmet accusing others of secretly trying to stir drama, despite the fact that this is what he constantly does to sleepychan (especially /v/) on a daily basis.
A gaslighting techinque gourmet has used is pretending to be solomon, a guy who hosts game nights. Here is a screencap of him pretending to be solomon. Notice he uses the name GourmetNewell!
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Here is Gourmet (he goes by Alpharius as proven in image four of post >>186359 above) copying a thread from sleepychan to 8moe to stir up drama! He virtue signals about this despite the fact he is the one doing it! Notice the "edited by Alpharius" in the copied post.
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Here they all are starting drama about /digi/ bickers /digi/ left for sleepychan. Eden seems to have a grudge!
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For my second to last post, here is Gourmet trying to convince Felbot (another moderator for 8moe /v/) that the true culprit of crossposting on 8moe is actually zzzchan users! He is gaslighting the entire community into believing that 8moe /v/ is under attack by zzzchan. In reality, it is him doing it as a petty grudge bickers nobody likes /geimu/. For my second to last post, I am posting Eden's dox in plain text so that it is archived by search engines! Eden Altmeyer 309 W Touhy Ave Apt 1W Park Ridge, IL 60068-4204 EAltmeyer@linkstechnology.com
For my last post, I will provide the thread with text links to all of the archives presented in image four of the OP. After I spend some time organizing the matrix leaks, I will dump the entirety of the leaks, in full, to this thread. Archive of face and employment: https://web.archive.org/web/20220122054951/https://www.linkstechnology.com/about/staff https://archive.ph/HZtfr https://archive.ph/gbcBn https://archive.is/pynor https://web.archive.org/web/20230108012503/https://www.credly.com/users/eden-altmeyet/badges His home: https://archive.ph/OCNrm https://archive.ph/oyf91 https://web.archive.org/web/20230108033345/https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/309-W-Touhy-Ave-1W-Park-Ridge-IL-60068/2087854079_zpid/ Black Lives Splatter: https://archive.ph/bfR2U https://web.archive.org/web/20211024091822/https://www.vidlii.com/watch?v=ocpDCAYDSJW https://archive.ph/tzbbZ https://web.archive.org/web/20230108012005/https://gab.com/BlackLivesSplatter https://web.archive.org/web/20210624233858/https://badgoy.net/ Complaints of Eden on a forum: https://archive.ph/G3VAM https://web.archive.org/web/20230108052810/https://wonderland.tf/threads/a-user-name-gourmet-newell-and-another-named-procyon.14950/ https://archive.ph/yxG8N https://web.archive.org/web/20230108070725/https://wonderland.tf/threads/racism-bigotry-on-class-wars.14637/ Eden's education: https://web.archive.org/web/20221127145530/https://elgin.edu/news-events/ecc-in-the-news/2018/ecc-students-recognized-on-fall-2017-deans-list.php https://archive.is/NSudl https://archive.is/lZAvS Eden's amazon: https://archive.vn/CDwrW https://archive.vn/rNsV7 https://archive.vn/oUF2c https://archive.is/vJJ81 https://archive.is/Ig6cA Eden's reddit: https://web.archive.org/web/20230108052852/https://www.reddit.com/user/gourmetnewell/ https://archive.ph/4jcUo Eden's twitch: https://archive.ph/M9Eod https://web.archive.org/web/20230108053323/https://www.twitch.tv/gourmetnewell Eden's twitter: https://web.archive.org/web/20230108053058/https://twitter.com/gourmetnewell https://archive.ph/fjvGW Eden's youtube: https://archive.vn/h8TMt https://archive.vn/5is6H https://archive.vn/KIct5 https://archive.vn/EAIdy https://web.archive.org/web/20230108053857/https://www.youtube.com/@gourmetnewell7351 Eden's steam: https://archive.vn/UV3hQ https://archive.is/xDsr5 https://archive.vn/AugsR https://archive.vn/sypMc https://archive.vn/drKsq https://archive.vn/JB0xc https://archive.vn/ikyYr https://archive.vn/PHJkD https://archive.vn/dCtX7 Eden's deviant art: https://archive.vn/T0Ra2 Eden's watch 8ch.moe: https://archive.vn/FxkfB Eden's klei forums account: https://archive.ph/9tiPH https://web.archive.org/web/20230108013918/https://forums.kleientertainment.com/profile/255606-gourmet-newell/ Eden's xenogamers: https://archive.ph/oxxku https://web.archive.org/web/20230108013624/https://xenogamers.com/profile/39568-gourmetnewell/ Lol what?: https://archive.is/QN3t6
Who? I don't care.
Hey OP, where is the funny?
>fucking with the webring, primarily sleepychan. >we will >[ID switching] Sturgeon, you can just say you don't like white people doing white things. Play stupid games.
>>186429 t. Eden
>>186453 No you're not doing that tranny nonsense here, I come here to get away from people doing t. shit and acting gay, answer my god damn question where is the fucking funny?
>>186454 reddit/blacked.gov mod being exposed as a shitheel are you satisfied Eden?
>>186456 I'm not Eden and that's what I gathered from the summary but why is a reddit mod of note here? rDrama would eat this shit up since they concern themselves with reddit cows but it's not really the typical audience for it here. >We know reddit mods are huge degenerative wastes so it lacks any impact and comes across as a dime a dozen. Most of what you posted in the OP and summary also comes across as inside baseball and when you combine it with the assumption everyone is someone you know it comes across as schizophrenic. Spoon feeding is usually discouraged but I can tell there was a bit of work put in here but just no catering to the audience you're presenting it to.
>>186456 >Moliberry troon
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Here is better proof that Eden is the one copying the threads and stirring the drama! Full Matrix dump coming after!
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The End! I think you are all a bunch of very dumb schizos who are so inept that you couldn't even successfully dox your own self, and you don't really deserve a thread this high quality if I am being honest, but at least you guys aren't a bunch of pussies who will delete the information I have provided for you, and I can respect that! Goodbye /cow/!!!
>>186530 I hope Robbi deleted this shit thread.
>>186454 t. Eden
who
Prolikewoah BO and 8G​AMERGATE mod
EDEN SEETHEN
>>186521 >Niggerpill/Luciano >Eden thread Was Mark Mann too unspicy that you created a newer bogeyman to blame for your massive ego?
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>>186525 >>186530 Nice tabs and cope bleached lolicoomer gachaddict larper Felbot.
eden is such a cute.... built for pegging...
>>186357 >guy who made super Гунт 64 romhack turned out to be a pedo >black lives splatter guy turned out to be a massive sperg and a ni/gg/er is everyone making le funny memey games doomed to be the biggest autists on the internet?
>>186733 Who the fuck else would take the time and make those, c'mon now, no need to be silly.
>>186734 I don't remember any drama coming from moon.wad or any of the ED games. What's with this new generation of estrogen fueled retards and their drama? Also LOL at everything listed here, this pretty much confirms everything that was already known about 8chan.gov Good job OP
>>186734 >>186648 t. Moliberry kike
I believe I won the Election.
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>>186559 Same guy that was fired from tvch? He was buddy buddy with koi until their mutual attention seeking conflicted with each other or something? Unless your name is Mark Mann and werk for your output, it's the end result for anyone that tries to be Mr. based /v/ hero.
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Is Vampyr stil a mod at that place? The guy is unironically the worst janny I have ever encountered on any imageboard.
Why should I care?
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>>186753 BASED Moliberry shit his pants and did nothing wrong, BASED Moliberry is an oldfag and a chad, unlike the /cattle/ that posts there This message of TRUTH has been brought to you by N​IGGERchu
>>187317 I'm 12 years old and what is this?
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>>186357 He's cute. I'll make his bussy leak if you get what I mean (anal sex).
>>187317 Kill yourself, troon.

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