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JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2
INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include: Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread Endless Thread 9 Gunt Thread Based Isabella Worship Thread We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being. Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella. Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled. Links, Information and Lore: Full Timeline https://pastebin.com/1yjbjeaT http://archive.is/dM1kQ (Backup from April 2nd 2018) Archived Threads: https://pastebin.com/Hrtcp4QR http://archive.is/MtOiZ (Backup from April 2nd 2018) H8chan Archives: https://archive.is/https://8ch.net/cow/res/390723.html Julay.world Archives: https://archive.ph/http://julay.world/cow/res/2.html AlogSpace Archives: https://archive.is/https://alogs.theguntretort.com/cow/res/2.html Alogs.Space Archives: https://archive.fo/https://alogs.space/cow/res/2.html Gunt Subscriber Doxxx List: https://files.catbox.moe/7m2jsx.csv Joshua Clayton Connor Pedophile Archives: https://scream.alogs.space/archives/Flamenco/ Gym Swatting: https://pomf2.lain.la/f/s04d5y0s.opus https://files.catbox.moe/18u3wz.opus Vickers Swatting Recording: https://files.catbox.moe/9rnho8.wav https://pomf2.lain.la/f/s9gqo1ii.wav
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dsp is successfully making KC seethe peepoo can't help but take his trolling seriously he knows exactly how to felt peepoo
>hours and hours of poopee explaining that no one can do any better and all these things don't suck bickers of blackrock and vanguard deliberately using it as propaganda listen fats, of course angry joe could do a better job running these companies if he didnt have to do what vanguard and blackrock tell him to, yeah pretty much anyone could at this point
peepoo on monday >entertainment and culture is down wind of politics peepoo on tuesday >omg why do you care, like you could get big with a bomb tomorrow or get drafted, just shutup how about no
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Гунт PROTOCOL // SEKTUR CITY – BACK ALLEY 7B The rain in Sektur City tasted like copper and regret. Neon signs for “OUTLINE APPROVED” and “NO jcaesar187AMALES” flickered above the flooded alley where jcaesar187 was pinned against a dripping concrete wall. He was shorter than the wanted posters made him look. Barely 5’1” in his scuffed Nike Jordans , his massive Гунт spilling over the waistband of his too-tight black cargo pants like a pale, jiggling sack of failure. His face was flushed from cheap Sektur-brand tequila, beard patchy,eyes glassy. The King’s men had dragged him here after he tried to crash one of Bryan Dunn’s private strategy sessions. Bryan Dunn stood in front of him like a god of petty vengeance. Tall for a millennial boomer, wire-rimmed glasses fogged from the rain, long coat flaring like he was still LARPing as the King of /pol/. In one hand he held a tablet covered in obsessive, color-coded outlines. In the other, a stun baton crackling with blue light. “Finally caught the little Гунт pig,” Bryan sneered, voice dripping with ten years of repressed rage. “You thought you could come into my city, jcaesar187? The Sektur isn’t some drunk tank for fat alcoholics who fall out of chairs on stream.” jcaesar187 spat tequila and blood. “Fuck your outlines, you paranoid delusional faggot. Your precious Sektur City is just a cope bickers nobody on the board takes you serious—” The stun baton cracked across his thigh. jcaesar187 yelped, knees buckling. His Гунт wobbled obscenely as he slid down the wall. Bryan stepped in close, pressing the baton under jcaesar187’s double chin, forcing his head up. Their faces were inches apart. Bryan’s breath smelled like coffee, tranny cock and decades of seething. “You’re going to learn respect tonight, pig,” Bryan hissed. “Right here in the city I built. The rules are simple: my outlines. My city. My cock.” jcaesar187’s eyes widened as Bryan’s free hand roughly grabbed the front of his pants, squeezing the soft, heavy bulge of his Гунт and whatever sad little dick was buried underneath it. “N-no— fuck— you’re not— this isn’t—” Bryan’s mouth crashed into his. It wasn’t a kiss. It was an assault. Teeth clacking, tongue forcing its way in while Bryan’s hand kept brutally kneading jcaesar187’s fat gut like he was tenderizing meat. jcaesar187 moaned into it despite himself — a low, humiliated, drunken sound. When Bryan finally pulled back, a string of spit connected their mouths. “On your knees, Betrayer of Gamergate’ Lich TheTheGatorGamerGamer's favorite punching bag.” jcaesar187 dropped. His knees hit the wet concrete with a wet slap. Bryan’s coat parted. He wasn’t wearing anything underneath except a pair of plain black briefs stretched tight over a thick, veiny, angry-looking boomer cock already half-hard and leaking. “Open.” jcaesar187’s mouth opened on instinct. Bryan fed him every inch with zero mercy, gripping the back of jcaesar187’s head and fucking his throat like he was punishing every single shitpost the farms had ever made about him. “Ghhk— glrk— fuck— too much—” jcaesar187 gagged, tears mixing with rain, Гунт resting heavily on his own thighs as he was used. Bryan pulled out after a minute, cock glistening with spit. “Turn around. Hands on the wall. Show me that fat fucking Гунт.” jcaesar187 obeyed like the broken little pig he was. He shoved his pants down just far enough for his pale, hairy ass to spill out, Гунт hanging low and swinging as he bent over. Bryan didn’t even bother prepping him properly — just spat on his hole once and shoved in raw. jcaesar187 screamed. It was thick, it burned, and Bryan didn’t stop until his hips were flush against that massive, jiggling ass. He fucked him like he was trying to outline every single one of jcaesar187’s failures in real time — hard, punishing strokes that made the fat man’s Гунт slap and ripple with every thrust. “Say it,” Bryan growled, one hand fisted in jcaesar187’s hair, the other gripping a handful of Гунт and squeezing. “Say who owns Sektur City.” “Y-you— fuck— you do, you paranoid faggot— ahh—!” “Say it right.” “King Dunn— King of /pol/— owns this fat piggy’s hole— please— harder Daddy Bryan—” Bryan laughed — a mean, triumphant sound — and gave him exactly what he asked for. The wet slap of skin on skin echoed down the alley. jcaesar187’s cock, trapped under the weight of his own Гунт, dribbled pathetically onto the concrete with every brutal thrust. When Bryan finally came, he did it deep, grinding in and filling the fat man’s guts while jcaesar187 sobbed and came untouched, his sad little load splattering the wall in weak spurts. They stayed like that for a long moment — Bryan still buried inside him, both of them panting in the rain. Then Bryan leaned down and whispered against jcaesar187’s ear, voice suddenly soft and terrifyingly sincere: “…You’re still a fucking loser, jcaesar187. But at least now you’re my loser in my city... My Bitch” jcaesar187 just whimpered, Гунт still twitching, hole leaking cum down his thick thighs. In the distance, the neon sign for “SEKTUR CITY – OUTLINES ENFORCED” flickered twice and stayed on.
>>288636 Since when was sektur city a gay fanfic? Its definitely bryan, that's for sure.
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>>288639 more to come
>>288640 The Ramonation never ends
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AMERICA! FUCK YEAAH!!!!!!
>>288680 America, the land of slop
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>>288680 The land of the free
>>288689 Free to make slop... No standards
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>>288683 >>288691 >Kamal voters mad
>>288706 >*Kamala
>>288680 Happy Late 4th to Amerimutts.
I did what I could to make gym less gay I alogged him out of using that 'cum cum' song for a few months but I actually don't like gym, and I like whoever is skinwalking his account even less and gym being a total cringe homo is actually a good thing if you wanna see his clout go down can you imagine being goodwinston cucking out to this cringe homo shill, delivering him cryan done cocks on a platter bickers he called you a homo and doing absolutely nothing back, oof
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>>288723 alogging is done for, now its time for ramonation
>>288636 PT 2 of Sektur City OFFKAI // SEKTUR CITY — “MISSION: SHANNON DOWN” The Perspicacity Network briefing room smelled like ozone and cheap energy drinks. Perspicacity himself stood at the head of the table, flanked by Squire of Gothos, DogZer0, and the ever-smirking KillKinoKasino. A holographic map of Offkai — the neon-drenched convention floor deep in Sektur City — floated between them. “Gaytor’s been running his mouth on stream again,” Perspicacity said coldly. “He knows too much about the Network. Hausmeister… you’re up.” Hausmeister stood at attention in his purple and green tactical coat, German accent thick. “Ja. I will make it clean. In and out.” KillKinoKasino slid a small black case across the table. “Mission Impossible rules. You get one shot. Make it look like an accident. The gaytor dies tonight.” Hausmeister nodded, took the case, and left without another word. Offkai was chaos — cosplayers, streamers, and Sektur City degenerates packed into the sprawling convention hall. Hausmeister moved like a ghost, earpiece crackling with the Network’s voices. “Target spotted. VIP lounge, back corridor. He’s alone.” Hausmeister slipped into the dimly lit hallway, silenced pistol in hand. There he was — The Gaytor Gamer, leaning against the wall in his ridiculous cartoon Alligaytor avatar projected over his real fat disgusting body like a holographic skin. Green, smug, headphones on, scrolling his phone. probably looking at loli.. Hausmeister raised the gun. Click. Gaytor’s head snapped up. His grin widened. “Wow. They actually sent the janitor.” Before Hausmeister could fire, the lights in the hallway flickered. Thick, slick black tentacles erupted from the walls — Sektur City biotech, Gaytor’s personal security system. One wrapped around Hausmeister’s wrist and crushed the gun out of his hand. Another slammed into his chest and pinned him to the wall. “Mission failed, Haus,” Shannon purred, stepping closer. “Now it’s my turn.” Hausmeister struggled, snarling in German, but the tentacles were everywhere — coiling around his throat, his arms, his legs, lifting him off the ground. One thick tendril forced its way between his lips, gagging him. Gaytor reached up and tore open Hausmeister’s tactical pants like they were paper. His cock was already hard — small, veiny, angry. “Perspicacity really thought sending a little German janitor would work?” Shannon laughed. “Cute.” The tentacles ripped the rest of Hausmeister’s clothes off. One thick, ridged tentacle pressed against his virgin hole and pushed in without warning. Hausmeister screamed around the one in his mouth. Shannon watched, stroking himself, as the tentacle fucked the fight out of him. Slow at first, then brutal. Another thinner tentacle wrapped around Hausmeister’s small cock and started stroking it against his will. “No— scheiße— stop—!” “Shhh,” Gaytor whispered, stepping between his spread legs. “We’re just getting started.” He lined his cock up beside the thick tentacle already stretching Hausmeister open and thrust in. Double penetration. Human cock and alien tentacle working in tandem, ruining him. Hausmeister’s eyes rolled back. The mindbreak started slow — every thrust, every wet squelch of tentacle and cock pounding his prostate, every time the thinner tendril my jewish mothered his dick, another piece of his resistance shattered. Shannon leaned in close, voice low and mocking. “Say it. Say who owns you now.” Hausmeister tried to speak. The tentacle in his mouth pulled back just enough for him to gasp. “G-Gaytor… fuck— you— you own me—” “Good boy.” Shannon fucked him harder. The tentacles held him in place like a living restraint system while Shannon used his hole like a fleshlight. Every time Hausmeister tried to think of the Network, of His friend Perspicacity, of the mission… another deep thrust or a tentacle wrapping around his balls wiped it away. Mindbroken. Broken on cock and tentacles. When Shannon finally came, he did it deep — grinding in and flooding Hausmeister’s guts with thick, hot cum. Nakadashi. Load after load pumped straight into his wrecked hole while the tentacles kept fucking him through it. Hausmeister came untouched, sobbing, his own cum splattering across his stomach as his mind finally snapped completely. Shannon pulled out slowly, watching his cum leak out around the still-thrusting tentacle. “Tell the Network,” he said, patting Hausmeister’s tear-streaked cheek, “Shannon Gaines sends his regards.” The tentacles slowly retracted, leaving Hausmeister slumped on the floor, hole gaping and dripping, mind shattered, body twitching. Shannon adjusted his headphones and walked away whistling.
>>288719 Lol idiot
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<child enthusiasm So that's what the libshits are going to call it when they attempt to normalize it?
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Who's That Pokémon?
>>288793 What do I win ?
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>>288796 Ramonation
>>288793 >>288796 Does it really matter? GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL!
>>288779 >random post by anime avatar from 2011 why should anyone care about this?
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>>288733 Lol autist
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why is no one talking about bryan dunn's 2nd in command Suckerpunch sex trafficking raven? he seems to know she was jerking off axle and giving her more people to be groomed by. could him and bryan be the epstein and maxwell of the sektur?
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>>288802 They are due for the visitation soon...
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>>288802 Why was Michael welborn dating a 15 year old and getting her to try to extort people with his weird group of friends in haus's server
>>288799 bickers not everyone is a homeless heroin addict felon like you, Dan
A IS FOR THE ANUS THAT I SHOWED ONLINE
B is for the BOTS thousands at a time
the longer peepoo sells it and takes to show any actual footage the more boring it is
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>>288821 He needs super ramondy
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He's eating the grapes
>whats the catch >nothing sir, you're andey worski
>i dont say anything about our alogs bickers they're delusional and coping cool, sell out for nothing bro
>these fake votes are t-t-t-totally real bro ! omg whoooooaaa buddy
>>288802 I think this was clearly orchestrated by Dark Ninja. Who had the most animosity towards those that got caught up? Who had the access to teenagers? Neo Sweet Taste Of Date strikes again
>>288830 Don't care about this
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>>288823 He's doing the graping
>>286961 Sounds about right.
LETS GET NO SUBBBSSS JER IS THE GOAT FUCK YOU HOMODY FAGSKI AND PEEPOOFATS
FAGDY HOMOSKI
personal opinion: jcaesar187 pretending homski hates him and wants him dead is about as real as rosanne telling you the charlie kirk trial is real
jcaesar187 putting in the work to cover the big news on the shillstream, another phoney baloney death to cover up the last phoney baloney death
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>>288898 Only one man can save this stream
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>>288896 >>288898 Oh my god, you absolute brainlet of a cope cage, jcaesar187 is literally the most based sigma male to ever grace this board and you’re out here like some neckbeard who just got his WoW account banned for RMT. Like, bro, do you even game? bickers if you did, you’d know that homski’s just flexing his 6000 hours in Civ VI while you’re still stuck in Bronze trying to figure out why your ping is 300ms. And Rosanne? Ohhh, you mean the real based queen who got canceled for telling the truth while you’re over here crying about “trials” like some soyjak who just got his first ever “L” in League. The Charlie Kirk trial is obviously real, you absolute meme lord. It’s just that the larpers in the media won’t admit it bickers they’re too busy getting cucked by the deep state. Face it, you’re just mad bickers jcaesar187 is out here living his best life while you’re still in your mom’s basement grinding for that one rare drop in Genshin Impact that you’ll never get bickers you main a 5-star character you pulled on a whim and now you’re stuck with a 3-star team. Eat your tendies, cope harder, and go touch grass before your ISP throttles you into oblivion. sigma grindset
>>288802 Anyone near bryan is assumed to be a groomer anyways is why.

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