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JewTube Rational Skeptics Thread #9 - The Final Edition Anonymous 08/05/2019 (Mon) 07:06:12 No.2
AUUUUGH I'M STILL WINNING A-LOGS AND Y'ALL ARE LOSERS! #WEALWAYSWIN #KINGSHIT #MENPHIS10 INTERNET BLOODSPORTS SEMI-PERMANENT MEGATHREAD! LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR! Alternate names include: Jewtube™ Rationalist™ Skeptic™ Thread™ #∞ Internet Bloodsports Megathread Endless Thread 9 Gunt Thread Based Bella Worship Thread We've had about a gajillion "Jewtube Skeptic Thread #9" threads at this point that all appear and disappear at the speed of light and nobody really gives a shit about delicately archiving the posts in them or anything, and they're beginning to clutter up the board pretty bad, so this is a compromise everyone can be happy with for the time being. Discuss all things "Internet Bloodsports" that don't necessitate their own thread here. Krautgate, skeptic drama, all the shit that fall under that umbrella. Get your raincoats on, kids! Because we're about to see some guts go flying! This thread will be cycled. Gunt Subscriber Doxxx List: https://files.catbox.moe/7m2jsx.csv Links, Information and Lore: Full Timeline https://pastebin.com/1yjbjeaT http://archive.is/dM1kQ (Backup from April 2nd 2018) Archived Threads: https://pastebin.com/Hrtcp4QR http://archive.is/MtOiZ (Backup from April 2nd 2018) H8chan Archives: https://archive.is/https://8ch.net/cow/res/390723.html Julay.world Archives: https://archive.ph/http://julay.world/cow/res/2.html AlogSpace Archives: https://archive.is/https://alogs.theguntretort.com/cow/res/2.html Alogs.Space Archives: https://archive.fo/https://alogs.space/cow/res/2.html
Edited last time by oldestfag on 05/27/2022 (Fri) 17:04:49.
>>152038 *Tardski
>>152004 no one knows surfer hates /cow/ bickers no one watches him
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwquszRDDJQ flamenco was live yesterday laughing and hyping up jcaesar187 getting assaulted now hes walking it back big time coping bickers phantom the furry pedo destroyed him live on air
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>>152041 What are you smoking?
>>152042 AAAUGGHH IM JUST TELLING IT HOW IT IS SIR Even fagmencope himself just said as Im typing this that he's upset bickers of the debate yesterday that people are now alleging he is psychotic for laughing at the Гунт getting beat Now he is heavily emphasizing he disavows cog and is calling him a wigger
>>152043 You are calling that a debate? That faggot with the bowtie came off like a massive no-fun-allowed spastic. The retard even had fucking >cuckime posters on his walls. Without a doubt that guy is a lolcow in his own right. Fagmenco is a fag, but that bowtie spaz is on a different level.
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I'll try and listen to him next stream and see if I can find audio proof of his dislike of /cow/, but I've never seen any credible source, just a lot of claims. >>152043 Is there anyone fagmencopedup hasn't been PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD'd by?
>>152044 >massive no-fun-allowed spastic I agree and I am not denying the moralfaggotry levels he was giving off but it was enough to put fagmencope on edge. He was stuttering by the end. Very pathetic. Imagine eating an L to someone so reprehensible in their own right.
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>>152017 gross porn? I have not posted pornography in ages. >>152018 I just call muttni Nubian kween. >>152031 Surfers autism with Shaggy is amazing only bickers Shaggy,only bickers of Shaggy's shenanigans. >>152035 none of these people are good or evil, just bigger e-celeb tard-fight.
>>152029 Cog and Dan the Man will apparently be on for an interview tonight
>>152048 in other words it is going to be a 7 hours show with holding back on the cawnteent.
>>152041 he didn't destroy him, they both sounded retarded and didn't know what they were talking about. Phantom wants to lick the Гунт or something
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>>152049 Lots of breaks to pee and read s-supachats. I'll see how long I can last tonight
>more impotent Twitter flexing
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>>152044 Flam's base viewer level is ~300 at best until he has jcaesar187 in the title, and claiming he once had 2k for vtuber autism is a cope. The parasite claim is pretty accurate.
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>>152051 yup also known as holding the cawnteent hostage for more supergibs. >>152052 >I am not going to pay dat bish any child support >they want a whole 1100 dollaridoos to let me see muh son >I am gonna make em let me see muh son within 2 weeks bcauze of reasons this might be one of the entertaining arcs were jcaesar187 might have to pay more than 1100 dollars along with no visitation rights.His lawyer is probably really happy bickers it is going to cost allot of money for a losing case which he knows is a losing case.
>>152054 And I have no idea why he thinks he can now use emergency visitation if that is even a thing he can do. I mean why the rush now all of a sudden? Is he so PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD he is looking for any win he can?
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>>152055 You gotta get the fear in them early or you'll have to do 10-fold the effort when they're able to talk back. The less psychotic answer is the kid is probably already walking and he's missed everything.
>>152055 Yes, he is looking for the slightest of wins bickers he got beaten up like a bitch when he instigated the assault several times. Then he was hunting for a way to charge and arrest cog and Danchad but forgot that the police actually has work to do, along with the tourist police saying fuck off, when he showed the heavily edited footage. Then he did not get a written statement that he was assaulted, then he wanted to sue someone but since he did not visit the hospital and do full exams for brain damage and other things, he has no form of case. Also now he has probably just learned that the UK does not gib a shit about international street brawls bickers if they did then they could not send English football hooligans to random championships. So in other words, he wants a win so bad and people to forget that he got beaten up a second time, or multiple times the same day. So now his honor, pride and ego is really hurt. >>152056 And he is probably going to miss all of it, bickers for the longest time he did not want to take a DNA test, then now he does not want to pay like the minimum of child support to faifai, and he believes he can get visitation rights without anyone watching him.
>>152056 this clip lowered my IQ by 5 points
>>152052 >AUUUUUUUUGH THEY'RE TRYING TO HARM THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN A HONEST ALCOHOLIC DRUGING-USING UNEMPLOYED SEX CRIMAL AND THE SON HE HAS NEVER SEEN
NEW KILL ALL PEDOS ON CHEMO CASINO RIGHT NOW
>>152047 that's a realistic looking sex doll
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THE PIG HAWG JUST SAID HE WANTS TO HOLD RALFS Гунт BABY ABOMINATION, LOOK INTO ITS EYES, AND TELL HIM HE LOVES HIM
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>>152062 >>152063 sometimes I wish I could fast forward and find out how this all ends
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>>152063 I don't see how spitting at the judge is going to help anything.
EEE MAGIN MYYYY SHAAAAWK
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ГунтLAYER ON CHEMO CASINO. "THERE WAS NO REAL CHALLENGE" LMAO LMAO LMAO
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Dan on Kike Casino
COG LIVE BOASTING ABOUT THE ASSAULT INCRIMINATING HIMSELF (MAYBE) COG LIVE BOASTING ABOUT THE ASSAULT INCRIMINATING HIMSELF (MAYBE) COG LIVE BOASTING ABOUT THE ASSAULT INCRIMINATING HIMSELF (MAYBE) COG LIVE BOASTING ABOUT THE ASSAULT INCRIMINATING HIMSELF (MAYBE) COG LIVE BOASTING ABOUT THE ASSAULT INCRIMINATING HIMSELF (MAYBE)
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>>152059 What can they hurt? >>152063 >I am up against sick people <not like I did sick shit towards people and it coming back to bite me. >>152065 please god, let this fat retard spit on the judege bickers he spergs out. Here is a nice nippon buttocks.
>>152069 >he smells of pork scratchings Disgusting.
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>>152071 >pork scratchings how is that possible for a human to smell like that? So it's true that jcaesar187 is essentially a werehog, where he turns into a hog when there is a full moon, and the moonlight is shinning on him.
I JOOST LIKE BEATIN' OOP ГунтS, SIMPLE AS
dan is based
I'm pretty loreless when it comes to cog, and i think he's already doxed, but Dan has deadnamed him as John several times now
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>>152073 the Гунт slayer is pretty based.
https://cytu.be/r/Guntstream KIKE CASINO, julayING THE SAME SHIT EVERYONE ALREADY KNOWS ABOUT FOR SHEKELS, AKA THE KILLSTREAM BUT WITH ANDYS FAKE LAUGH INSTEAD OF THE SOUNDBOARD
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>>152077 SOUR GRAPES
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>>152078 No one wants to be (you) TheGatorGamer.
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spicolas would absolutely wear these boots
>>152041 he's backtracking bickers the kike lawyer cabal disavowed the fight
>>152035 >lauren southern >redditur >ian chong Finally these people will get some roasting. I hate them and Im getting sick of 3P's crusade against Nick and jcaesar187. >andrew quadroonnlin >fed alaska >beardsoy >milo Ehhh... not the best people to align yourself wtih. NICK MUST MAKE A PACT WITH TRSCHADS ONE STRUGGLE, NO MORE BROTHER WARS THE WIGNAT SHALL LAY DOWN WITH THE SODOMITE
>>151994 >start fight >get whooped >AUUUUGH I'LL SUE YOU Even faggier than listening to Kanye while watching tranny porn.
>>152035 But the "forces of good" are all horrible evil people.
/ourmutt/ is on the right side. Based.
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Don't hide Гунтy come on out of your hotel room
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Hey anons, I am an anon that is in contact with surfer, he has no idea who the faggot is that continuously makes claims that surfer in fact hates >us and in his own words its: >probably some foxdick Just here to post this and clear the air, at least fabricate evidence the next time you want to make claims. ARE YA GAYOPIN' THERE, BUDDY?
>>152087 I like the Surfer and Shaggy stuff in fact of course, it literally doesn't matter if x eceleb hates /cow/ or if /cow/ hates x eceleb bickers /cow/ is a collective of individualists that have individual thoughts and as such shouldn't be taken as an entire whole *smuckles*. I also sometimes like Asston and listen to both America First and TRS, and I think Gahoole is based. Any opinion will make you enemies on any imageboard, anyone targeted should relax and not worry about if a board likes them or not, that is supremely faggy. I think a part of what crushed Asston, and before that Geekpedo and Andy, is that they think /cow/ is their diehard fanbase who will kiss their ass no matter what they do, and when they get pushback, ironic or otherwise, they lose their shit and sperg out pushing their actual fans away. It's as if someone responded "cringe" to a youtube video and that youtuber declared a holy war on youtube comments. You look retarded and upset. /cow/ likes funny, and that's it. If a singular random anon thinks it will be funny to ironically support a retard, or to attack a beloved character, they will do it and there is no recourse you can take. If you argue with them, people will accuse you of being the eceleb in question, which makes it funnier and others will notice. I feel like I'm Gym giving Vee advice right now. I'd delete this if I thought an eceleb had the self-awareness to take any of this advice. Here's the true advice for the wannabe eceleb vying for /cow/'s love and approval, or acting like /cow/'s bitter exgf. Seethe and send your discord friends to post here, then make videos seething. Go to bed angry thinking about /cow/ and wake up thinking of more ways to astroturf /cow/. That is the healthiest and smartest way to victory over those autists who poked fun at you out of boredom.

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