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Imageboard Lunatics Anonymous 12/07/2019 (Sat) 04:41:47 ID: bfa008 No.22191
It comes as no surprise to anyone here that even fringe anonymous communities are home to lunatics and cranks, but some sites attract them more than others.

In its halcyon days from 2010-2013, Krautchan was known for serious discussions where users would talk about more than just nerdy hobbies. As intrigue in the site grew in its later years in no small part from Polandball going mainstream, shitposting greatly increased from new arrivals unaccustomed to KC's culture which consequently created a rift between new users and the old guard yearning for those days the tenor of discourse was much more serious.

Enter Ernstchan. Despite being founded back in 2010, EC was built almost exclusively for serious discussions. Moderators had a policy of zero tolerance for any frivolous discussion which included a ban on pornography. The two communities existed in uneasy harmony with users sniping at each other periodically, but it was generally considered that KC featured a far more relevant and active online community.

Then came the watershed moment: KC's sudden closure in March 2018. Der General no longer had the heart to continue running an imageboard. Without a board, Bernds were suddenly homeless and in search of a new home. The community dispersed between Kohlchan, 8ch and finally EC.

EC was determined to be the best new home for Bernds since the culture closely resembled KC in its old days. The friction between Bernds and Ernsts gradually increased with the resident EC posters quickly growing tired of their new arrivals. The feuding between the two communities continued until EC finally closed later that year and Kohlchan became the new home for Bernd.

One of these personalities to emerge during those years was a christian anarchist from the southwestern United States commonly called as Schizenu. A user on KC crested him with that name bickers his distinct posting style reminded him of Scientology leader David Miscavige.

Schizenu was perhaps best known for bombastic essay-length posts unusually caustic and incendiary in tone. He absolutely despised right-wing politics and especially users of /pol/ who he blamed for changing the tenor of imageboard culture. He would also discuss Christianity, global pedophile networks and their links to wealthy oligarchs and various heads of state, the occult, police brutality, vidya and drugs. Anyone who dared question his beliefs would soon be on the receiving end of a scathing essay-length post. As he is claimed to be a user of psychedelic drugs, many users speculated that he could very well have been damaged from prolonged use and is suffering from psychosis.

Any other users you know from their posting style who are like this? Share any/all interesting discoveries.
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Absolute lunacy.
>>39010 Why do you say that?
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This dude
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Anti-Shill anon
How many are real people and how many are the product of persona management software?
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>>39027 >Anti-Deep State anon Is it George, the neorevolt site owner?
>>39024 >FEMA camps >Drumpf >poltards >healthcare >workers rights >FALC-tier delusions The incapacitatingly sanctimonious tone wasn't enough? Watching documentaries is the mark of a consumer. Even if completely factual, documentaries usually fail to grasp the full complexities of the subject and instead simplify everything for their respective narratives. He also thinks this pandemic will eventually lead to these wildly optimistic reforms on issues entirely peripheral at most to the actual threat posed by coronavirus. Seriously, where's the connection between poverty, class and workers rights with the coronavirus apart from lack of access to healthcare? The dude's delusional.
>>39052 what's neorevolt???????
>>39068 A Qoomer farmer: https://www.neonrevolt.com/ I bet his business selling lies work.
Kimball of thepurityspiral.com comes to mind. Some Gen x Gamma Male faggot whose stuck up over the fact that he was the leader of some TRS group and proceeded to create a forum presumably to get back at TRS while shilling for TRS cocks in a place full of a logs, feds, and exceptional individuals who hate the slightest mention of TRS. Notorious for going on drunken rants and shitting on people behind their backs while having no spine and masturbating himself over his former Stormfront glory days as some master Manosphere Aryan Pick up Artist.
>>39089 did you know Q is actually real? >why do shills attack it if it's fake? >why does fake news attack it if it's fake? if it's fake, just ignore it right? https://www.bitchute.com/video/nguX4FB8pzcL/ https://invidio.us/watch?v=P9BDZwULZVU https://invidio.us/watch?v=QDVQe5iRiPw https://invidio.us/watch?v=TWcZl9n5fyM https://www.bitchute.com/video/qvfUkQTG5QHP/
>>39065 Thank you.
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They made more of em. weeeew LAD.
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another one, all for now I guess.
>>39275 They made another one
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>>39337 I found another one
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>>39347 Sorry there are some strange issues, I'm reuploading in two parts to see if it makes it better. I don't know why they have to make these so damn big.
>>39065 >Seriously, where's the connection between poverty, class and workers rights with the coronavirus apart from lack of access to healthcare? The complete and absolute destruction of the economy, bro. If the economy collapses, then all these issues will become increasingly relevant.
>>39010 >>39065 >>41490 That all being said, this guy strikes me as those self-important morons who think they're speaking truth to power.
>>41491 >That all being said, this guy strikes me as those self-important morons who think they're speaking truth to power schizenu is the physical manifestation of exactly that
Ever since the riots started, EC has been going apeshit. There's too much to screencap, so I'll just post this archive: http://archive.is/uR06Q
>>60715 can't see it from there anon. please stop using archive.today sites, they are all behind cuckflare. use the wayback machine instead. >>>/tech/2895
>>60784 Thank you, much better.
>>23663 >accuse people of being one person across dozens of boards and sites no but I've been accused of being Zach >obsess over defending something against the derision of anonymous strangers not really obsessed, more like to shit post to fuck with retards. >respond to even the most half assed of insults only if its funny >frequently have exaggerated reactions to perceived slights that probably weren't even directed at you occasionally but then I realize it probably wasn't directed at me and don't respond. >feel the need to lose sleep and stay up until you collapse from exhaustion... I just have problems sleeping in general. >... just to berate people for disagreeing with you not this >genuinely believe any of the tantrums you throw will change anyone's mind about anything you believe or make you look like anything other than a delusional nutcase I have changed peoples mind. Its actually fun and funny to see how a stupid meme I might push a year ago eventually spreads and becomes a opinion held with other members of the image board even if only ironically. >genuinely believe there's an organized effort to discredit your opinions on trivial shit Not my opinions in particular but I believe their are organized effort to discredit and shit up image boards. Organization such as Shareblue, Leftypol, Twitch, Reddit, etc.
>>61127 Hey Zach
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A Brazilian decides to stir things up. Shit goes exactly as expected: https://web.archive.org/web/20200610175904/https://ernstchan.xyz/int/thread/43080 There was one good response to the OP, though.
>>61602 Holy shit, that first long reply is so fucking awful. What a preening faggot.
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If schizenu comes to a board you browse is it possible to make him leave by any means?
>>23663 >>accuse people of being one person across dozens of boards and sites You'd be surprised at the success rate. >>genuinely believe there's an organized effort to discredit your opinions on trivial shit <doesn't know bout the globalist division specifically focusing on imageboards to discredit anons who unravel their plans and paint them a schizos I can' help you if you don't help yourself.
>>24837 >Bogdan That guy is a plague. All he does is derail every single thread and annoy just about anyone who engages him. His presence is thoroughly unpleasant and unwelcome, yet the mods refuse to ban him permanently.
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>>22191 this is a terrible mischaracterization of the history of kc. the flood of new denizens on kc/int, which resulted from the creation to polandball in late august of 2009, had already destroyed the board culture before 2010 had started.
>>24925 >Hahaha I made some soyjaks from him, I'm so funny and original, totally not a newfriend.
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>>22333 >He also forked a game called "Xonotic", made a couple of shitty levels for it, and released it under the name "ChaosEsque Anthology" 50 levels. And 200 extra weapons. The chaosesque fork of the darkplaces engine can now network 4 million entities rather than 32k. And a city generator using spawnarrays (Chaosesque feature) etc. Xonotic was forked from Nexuiz partially do to the social engineering efforts of the ChaosEsque dev in the first place. He also paid for the development of the warpzone feature, cryptography in engine, show surfaces 3, and various other features in the pre-Xonotic days by sending cash payments to the german developer Divverent. You're just salty bickers the ChaosEsque developer "DeadNames" your beloved tranny programmers (LordHavoc, not "LadyHavoc" in the ChaosEsque forked Darkplaces (Q1) engine). See you on /g/, dipshit.
>>96722 Are you forgetting that our resident based oldfag essayanon creates lolcow-themed soyjaks?
>ACfag this dude spergs out in ever single metroid thread bickers he autistic hates zero suit samus. He is also known for sperging about Xenoblade Chronicles 2 iirc. I forgot how he got the nickname. https://arch.b4k.co/v/search/text/acfag/
>>128366 Wasn't there some fag who was on the other side of the spectrum, who kept making the same threads about zero-suits' ass? Vaguely recall him being a GameFaqs refugee.
>>128271 Why were these images deleted. Are your admins here normie faggots? They are simply of the mod.
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Paki-chan from LCF >derails threads to talk about how bad her life in Pakistan is and how ugly Pakistani men are >hates "western/white/privileged" women out of jealousy >simps for white nazis (i.e. Varg) >posted a pic of her grandmother >posted a pic of her and her brother's hand to prove she's female >used to larp as "(c)rap-chan", a mixed black woman who hates rap, was outed by a janny >neet, says she can't work bickers she's not allowed in her culture (sucks for her but I thought I'd mention it anyway) >avatarfags with cat pics >very easy to recognize ESL typing style
>>187499 Bout time
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>>187499 She cute

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