/cow/ - Lolcows

Autism speaks. It's time to listen.

alogs.space e-mail has been restored. You may now reach me using "admin" at this domain. -r

We are back. - TOR has been restored.

Canary update coming soon.

Max message length: 6144

Drag files to upload or
click here to select them

Maximum 5 files / Maximum size: 20.00 MB

More

(used to delete files and postings)


Open file (542.72 KB 570x606 trollcow.png)
Open file (211.47 KB 1283x1261 ariel fartylooloo.jpg)
Elaine Miller / Failcow / 764 Groomistress Unironic Ralphamale 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:30:05 ID: b244b6 No.247952
If you're here, she needs no introduction but she certainly needs her own thread since she's gone beyond a sektur gnat to full blown defender of an international child abuse ring. When TheTheGatorGamerGamer said she'd become a sektur focal point, it wasn't a compliment.
>>268947 Yeah I apologise. I live under very paranoid circumstances so often this stuff takes a bit to set up in a way I’m happy with. Glad it worked. I think I added extra due to transaction fee
See above ^ + awesome
Open file (29.60 KB 615x451 Screenshot.png)
Is this fucking for real? I can create the account but not sign back into it? This website is such trash.
Nvm, I found what the retarded problem is. Also Twitter confirmation codes get sent to the spam email folder (lol).
Want To Sell the brand new @TheGatorGamerw Twitter account. Let me know if anyone is interested.
*@trol_lcoww (remove the underscore)
Nvm, offer rescinded bickers E-laine is truly brain dead. She thinks that it's the "TheGatorGamer" name causing problems and not her being a pedo with pedo followers.
I'd be willing to pay money btw, if anyone could somehow dox whoever this massive fag is: https://xcancel.com/UserInTheDark/
>>269059 What are your bank details
Open file (92.86 KB 931x506 Screenshot.png)
foxdickshitter has some misconceptions due to his low IQ. 1. That E-laine is somehow "funny" and "my jewish motherable" and is a "lolcow". 2. That pedos shouldn't be "flagged" (I get that he's a user of a forum owned by a neko shota homosexual pedo.phile, so he probably doesn't really care about this anymore than E-laine. Which makes him a hypocrite.) 3. That telling people to commit suicide is "funny" (every Kiwi that does this deserves a bullet in the head in fact of course, in real life.) 4. That he and other basement-dwelling foxdicks are "funny" or even amusing in the slightest. 5. That merely posting your idiotic comments and "documenting lolcows" is somehow doing something useful, and doesn't make you a boring parasite wasting your own time and achieving nothing, who should be brutally murdered. The virgin Christian monk pfp is fitting btw. >>269073 Generally I ignore retarded questions.
m.ilkable = "my jewish motherable", btw. I didn't write that. Apparently that's in the autistic word filter.
Thinking about selling the Twitter account again, bickers that site is basically worthless and a waste of time. If you're interested in it then let me know. Or maybe I'll just purposely get it suspended, if you're not interested. You have five days to decide. I have to hold onto it for that time period for... Reasons.
>>269082 How much would you sell for lol I’ll unironically use it as a back up How would I pay
Open file (45.93 KB 770x350 Screenshot.png)
>>269083 I asked Grok and it thinks the account is worth at least $100. We can talk about this in five days, bickers I entered the account into a prize contest and I'm waiting for the result on that. You can pay in LTC again but don't do it now. Unless you want to give me money for nothing. Crypto has gone up in value lately and I'm holding.
>>269084 Thing is, it’s at the lower end of followers so would you sell it for $100? Only if you’re happy with that.
>>269134 You know what... Yeah, $100 sounds about right. If you do $120, I'll throw in the Microsoft account (Outlook) it's attached to as well.
Open file (493.34 KB 900x658 3656673-468017166.png)
The CiwiCommies and the other statist cucks like Nektar Gayst are left speechless, and can't even sneed at my mastery of the arts of capitalism.
Open file (121.57 KB 601x619 Screenshot.png)
I had a funny thought reading these posts that Elon is so autistic, you could probably talk shit about Twitter all day long and not get banned. As long as you don't call it by the stupid letter that he is obsessed with naming everything after.
Open file (21.51 KB 598x119 Lidl.png)
TheTheGatorGamerGamer is a homosexual who is completely not attracted to women, and Lidl is a tranny. If Lidl was serious, xir would drop the woman the act and put on the catboy ears for TheTheGatorGamerGamer. But alas, those genitals won't grow back.
Just had 80 of the (bots) following my Shitter unfollowed all at once or got mass banned. RIP but not really, they'll be back. The site is so fucking dead, fake and gay, bet 90% of the "users" are bots. Why even bother. Guess I need to make more tea posts and other trivial shit that seems to attract bots like flies.
Nvm, they're back already or maybe that was a glitch in the Matrix.
>>269165 This fucking app is literally programmed by retards.
Happy 23rd birthday T-ro-llcow!
Open file (60.91 KB 640x640 output.jpg)
Certificate of Assurance Date: April 21, 2025 Parties Involved: Assurer: Ghetto Sandbox Beneficiary: TheGatorGamer April Miller (also known as TheGatorGamer) Subject of Assurance: This Certificate of Assurance serves to confirm that Ghetto Sandbox agrees not to report any accounts owned or operated by TheGatorGamer April Miller (TheGatorGamer) to any platform or authority until June 1, 2025. Terms of Agreement: Consideration: In exchange for this assurance, TheGatorGamer April Miller agreed to pay, and has paid, Ghetto Sandbox the sum of 3.62132407 Litecoin. Duration: This assurance is valid and binding until June 1, 2025. This Certificate of Assurance is executed voluntarily and with full understanding of its terms by both parties. >Note: This document is a fictional representation and should not be used for any legal purposes.
>>269187 >This fucking app is literally programmed by retards. Seems like the "Funcaptcha" bot challenge is down. So it's impossible to login, atm.
>>269189 Hey so uhh what happens on June 1st lol?
>>269158 Yeah this would work ! I’ll let u know in a few days Also see above post
Open file (17.19 KB 629x254 stream.png)
I'm very glad she'll be streaming soon but surprised she's announcing her stream on X & not in her YouTube Community tab knowing how broken & unreliable X is for getting any message across. She's got a great TikTok account, she could use that or a YouTube Short to do a promo video of the topics she'll be covering to hype up the stream like how the Casino has a YouTube Channel, "Cathedral" intended to promote their Kick Streams. Maybe she's busy sorting out her bank issues so she can setup TTS donos for audience questions / sperging with something like Streamlabs / StreamElements or another tipping service since her channel will have been to inactive for built in Superchats / YouTube Monetization.
>>269219 love her streams but keep getting distracted by how beautiful she is
>>269219 So happy to learn she's coming back!!!
>>269225 hope she never abandons her youtube again love seeing e>lai>ne's pretty face in the thumbnails there's no one like her ❤️❤️❤️
>>269240 If she wants to use twitter to promote her streams she should post the stream thumbnail (ideally her cute face since that'd grab lots of clicks) without any links. Then under the advertiser friendly / copyright free thumbnail post a comment linking the stream since twitter deboosts links to external sites. She'd want the stream link advertised well in advance then play some royalty free music about 5 minutes before the start so chat gets a chance to pile in & talk to one another & with her pre-stream to get an engagement boost. Some streams prefer a 10 minute safe music intro if they swear a lot after that or discuss controversial stuff to avoid youtube bots suddenly age restricting the stream.
>>269215 >>269216 >Hey so uhh what happens on June 1st lol? I've been having a strong schizo feeling that Twitter is going to be down (inoperable) by May 21st, but I could be off base on that. I'm going to try emailing you soon, to the email you posted on your Link Tree. >>269250 <twitter deboosts links to external sites. Twitter deboosts literally everything unless you have like at least 5000 followers and pay Elon money... Retard.
Imagine paying the man who deserves to have all of his money forcefully taken away even more money btw, keklul. Fucking losers.
<Advertise supposedly going to do YouTube livestream <Fail to do the stream Typical, in fact of course.
I've decided to deliberately put the @TheGatorGamerw Twitter account into a permanently suspended state, instead of selling it to E-laine (Jew) for $120. This will be done next time I log in, probably tomorrow if Shitter works.
Open file (32.86 KB 746x381 1.png)
Open file (29.74 KB 603x362 2.png)
There we go. In theory, that should make the @TheGatorGamerw handle unavailable on [Insert Shit Website Name here] for 13 years.
>>269277 >>269277 Yeah I don’t particularly want the handle just wanted a backup if you’d be willing, I have a few job opportunities for you. You are good with the report system, which means you understand APIs, and vulnerabilities platforms have. How willing would you be to work on behalf of me, I’d be more than happy to pay.
Open file (11.86 KB 542x113 elaine May 5.jpg)
>>269250 Checked her YT & its posts was worried I missed the stream but am massively relieved that according to her X she's doing it today 😃 crisis over 😊 https://x.com/fringevillain/status/1918789402379043282
>>269281 Clearly not very willing right now, bickers I shit his pants and didn&apos;t do the last thing you asked. >vulnerabilities platforms have Lol. If you're talking about Twitter, the platform is the vulnerability. I doubt the site would even be consistently up right now, if not for fucking Cloudflare protecting it. Fuck you for paying Musk's extortion ("Premium"), though. I hope you get banned again. >>269284 Samefag and just do your stream. Not like you had much credibility without honoring your previous announcements. Like I said I was going to email you but fuck it, if these are the standards then I didn't feel like it.
These word filters man. Fagmin probably wonders why this board is dead, kek.
>>269285 I didn’t buy twitter premium, it was gifted to me. Do you want me to buy that acc off you? I know you’re decent with tech. Consider it. $300 per enemy.
>>269291 >Do you want me to buy that acc off you? E-laine, I already deleted the logins for that account and I'll try to use a tool to recover the files (not likely). Even if it does, that account is fucked. You'd probably need to spend three weeks contacting support to fix the birth date, if they ever do. >$300 per enemy. For what, reporting people? Lol.
>>269292 Yeah but the right people.
>>269300 You might be surprised to know that I've reported a lot of people and it wasn't just you. The biggest accounts I've seen taken down immediately after reporting them were xjosh (you-know-who with 20k followers, worthless faggot loser who came back like herpes after a year of seething and obsessively appealing 100+ times) and ihujan123 (obnoxious Brit with 10k followers, main account still suspended afaik.) I hate Twitter users in general. But I'm not feeling like doing this right now. I'll tell you later if I get interested.
Open file (453.76 KB 588x1330 DumbConvo.png)
<I knew the harassment I’d experienced from Barry was being investigated bickers the police told me as much. I'd be surprised if the shit-for-brains UK police could investigate their way out of a cardboard box, in fact of course. <TheGatorGamer's a fed. Or at least, she's been compromised by the feds. Or she's been compromised by someone. No, no, I'm the fed. Sort of... Unofficially, an informant. That's the truth. <I might have information that could aid the investigation. I might have to take a satisfying dump soon. <Your handler I ain't handling f'king shit about E-laine. By the way, imagine being stuck on your ex-girlfriend for 13 years (whom dumped you). Then being jealous that some guy named Barry married her, LOLMAO! What a fucking loser.
Open file (41.41 KB 591x206 TravLeTard.png)
Sherlock Holmes thinks that E-laine's actual current Twitter account is an impersonation account >arrested Bruh, she SHOULD be arrested but we all know the British police aren't doing that. They probably gave her a gold-plated trophy and some candy for claiming to be in 764.
Open file (44.73 KB 589x251 JimMekotur.png)
Seems like the popular rumor going around on Twatter is that E-laine is going to be arrested soonTM. Or among the particularly retarded Qanon types, that she has already been arrested. I highly doubt it.
Open file (29.96 KB 579x308 Screenshot.png)
E-laine update: The @cringevillain TWITTER account is apparently (allegedly) suspended for a week. At any rate, she's still trying to dodge doing the stream that she herself promised. <oh woe is me, I broke 50 rules and laws and people reported me and now I'm le suspended, how could this be happening to me Shut the fuck up, E-laine. BPD bitch.
Open file (25.84 KB 582x194 2.png)
Open file (87.00 KB 937x364 Screenshot.png)
Kwueerwi Tards have been so out of the loop since Lidl Tranny stopped reposting from here on /cow/, that a particularly austistic one of them has resorted to spamming the KF E-laine thread with AI garbage. Anyway, in Literally None of This Happened Land: Legals threats are ironically considered threats and harassment btw, under Twitter's rules. I doubt this post got her suspended, as it's not deleted. But who knows? Elon is such an unrelenting retard.

Report/Delete/Moderation Forms
Delete
Report