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Elaine Miller / Failcow / 764 Groomistress Unironic Ralphamale 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:30:05 ID: b244b6 No.247952
If you're here, she needs no introduction but she certainly needs her own thread since she's gone beyond a sektur gnat to full blown defender of an international child abuse ring. When TheTheGatorGamerGamer said she'd become a sektur focal point, it wasn't a compliment.
>>269281 Clearly not very willing right now, bickers I shit his pants and didn't do the last thing you asked. >vulnerabilities platforms have Lol. If you're talking about Twitter, the platform is the vulnerability. I doubt the site would even be consistently up right now, if not for fucking Cloudflare protecting it. Fuck you for paying Musk's extortion ("Premium"), though. I hope you get banned again. >>269284 Samefag and just do your stream. Not like you had much credibility without honoring your previous announcements. Like I said I was going to email you but fuck it, if these are the standards then I didn't feel like it.
These word filters man. Fagmin probably wonders why this board is dead, kek.
>>269285 I didn’t buy twitter premium, it was gifted to me. Do you want me to buy that acc off you? I know you’re decent with tech. Consider it. $300 per enemy.
>>269291 >Do you want me to buy that acc off you? E-laine, I already deleted the logins for that account and I'll try to use a tool to recover the files (not likely). Even if it does, that account is fucked. You'd probably need to spend three weeks contacting support to fix the birth date, if they ever do. >$300 per enemy. For what, reporting people? Lol.
>>269292 Yeah but the right people.
>>269300 You might be surprised to know that I've reported a lot of people and it wasn't just you. The biggest accounts I've seen taken down immediately after reporting them were xjosh (you-know-who with 20k followers, worthless faggot loser who came back like herpes after a year of seething and obsessively appealing 100+ times) and ihujan123 (obnoxious Brit with 10k followers, main account still suspended afaik.) I hate Twitter users in general. But I'm not feeling like doing this right now. I'll tell you later if I get interested.
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<I knew the harassment I’d experienced from Barry was being investigated bickers the police told me as much. I'd be surprised if the shit-for-brains UK police could investigate their way out of a cardboard box, in fact of course. <TheGatorGamer's a fed. Or at least, she's been compromised by the feds. Or she's been compromised by someone. No, no, I'm the fed. Sort of... Unofficially, an informant. That's the truth. <I might have information that could aid the investigation. I might have to take a satisfying dump soon. <Your handler I ain't handling f'king shit about E-laine. By the way, imagine being stuck on your ex-girlfriend for 13 years (whom dumped you). Then being jealous that some guy named Barry married her, LOLMAO! What a fucking loser.
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Sherlock Holmes thinks that E-laine's actual current Twitter account is an impersonation account >arrested Bruh, she SHOULD be arrested but we all know the British police aren't doing that. They probably gave her a gold-plated trophy and some candy for claiming to be in 764.
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Seems like the popular rumor going around on Twatter is that E-laine is going to be arrested soonTM. Or among the particularly retarded Qanon types, that she has already been arrested. I highly doubt it.
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E-laine update: The @cringevillain TWITTER account is apparently (allegedly) suspended for a week. At any rate, she's still trying to dodge doing the stream that she herself promised. <oh woe is me, I broke 50 rules and laws and people reported me and now I'm le suspended, how could this be happening to me Shut the fuck up, E-laine. BPD bitch.
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Kwueerwi Tards have been so out of the loop since Lidl Tranny stopped reposting from here on /cow/, that a particularly austistic one of them has resorted to spamming the KF E-laine thread with AI garbage. Anyway, in Literally None of This Happened Land: Legals threats are ironically considered threats and harassment btw, under Twitter's rules. I doubt this post got her suspended, as it's not deleted. But who knows? Elon is such an unrelenting retard.
>>269302 If u change ur mind hmu.
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Seems like her YouTube channel finally got nuked by Google? Only took them about three months after the reports to get around to it....
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Hopefully this guy (E-laine simp) kills himself. We can only hope. These types tend to not really go away without assistance, though.
>>269482 Nvm, her YouTube channel does still exist. She just decided to kill its reach and discoverability, for some reason.
Just BPD things, I guess. Her actions don't have to make any kind of sense or even be beneficial to herself.
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>picrel And then everyone on the bus clapped.
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>the grueling process of reading the entire thread I thought E-laine was a "funny lolcow" that Kweiwrwi Tards are always "laughing at". Emphasis on "laughing". Are we the bad guys, Reddit? Is r/kwifarms in fact not funny? Say it isn't so, my fellow Kwi Farmers. By the way, I also saw those screencapped E-laine posts, but I didn't post them. bickers they were extremely cringe and not even amusing in the slightest. Just not worth sharing, kind of like links to KFags' posts and Twitter users' accounts.
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<I must admit it is frustrating that Bx continues to give her the attention she desperately craves. Then do something about E-laine. Fucking Kwiwi Cucks, man. >No one >Absolutely no one ever <Kiwi Farmers: <E-laine is a pedo who gives porn to minors! Also don't do anything about her, pedos should be left to run free to laugh at! They're hilarious, guys! <Inb4 "not your personal army" You're Null's personal army though. You're his little bitch, Kiwicuck. Now be a good little bitch and give him another $20.
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>Bx: E-laine is narcissistic psychopath That's very generous. I'd describe her as closer to being a low-functioning autist.
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>picrel So many unnecessary words to say that E-laine is cringe. >an famous alt-chan sysop >famous alt-chan sysop Are you fucking joking? Please touch grass.
E-laine still has absolutely no life, btw. 11 hours straight Twitter posting session today to basically no one. 8 hour sleep break after previous Shitter-posting marathon. What an embarrassment.
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Don't know what the fuck you're talking about. Just remember that every minute you spend on the website renamed after a letter of the alphabet, is a minute that you're never getting back.
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Found the real reason why she was forced to log off. The billionaire cheapskate scam artist is having trouble keeping his website online (again). Tends to happen when you cut back on essentials and fire people who do more work than you. Of course E-laine can't even tell the truth to her YouTube subscribers, bickers BPD female things. I'm willing to bet that a few punches in the face might break her lying habit, but that would require a British male to have balls.
Shout out to Nektar Geist for not posting about E-laine for a month. Low key E-laine and Kenneth Engelhardt both don't deserve the attention.
>>269572 Still silence from her. Wonder if she was placed in another time out for posting shit against X's TOS.
>>269576 >Wonder if she was placed in another time out for posting shit against X's TOS. She should be, lol. She literally doesn't offer anything to anyone, but people seem to either be retarded and have the KFaggot mentality.
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Let me break it down. 1. Female. 2. Jewish 3. British (Specifically English, as in literally from England). 4. Severe case of Borderline Personality Disorder (BPD). 5. Pathological narcissism (Which is basically BPD, really). 6. Never was punished or told no as a child. Was treated as a princess by dad. Possibly still funded by her parents. 7. UK police shit his pants and do nothing when someone files a report to them, encouraging her to escalate. FBI have trouble getting jurisdiction over British "people". 8. Big corporate social media sites like YouTube and Twitter don't moderate properly. Something about attempting to save money on staff. They didn't get the memo from Reddit (and originally 4chan) that people will do it for free. 9. Has a bunch of KFag idiots who shit his pants and do nothing but discuss her and give her attention. While being scared of directly interacting with her, which Null has banned for. 10. Gets even more attention from her brown pedo buddies, who are on the same level as she is. Tl;dr, she's dumb bitch. Report her or ignore her.
List of some of the followers of E-laine's current Twitter account, for doxing and reporting purposes. Can't view more than that due to the limits of the shit UI.
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KFag user and idiot Sprate Header tacitly condones the behavior of the unironic pedo.phile E-laine April Miller. By "documenting" an incident he witnessed of E-laine encouraging an underage girl to harm herself, while not reporting or doing anything useful about it.
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I couldn't even find the posts that Sprate had screenshotted. But at any rate, it's not hard to find other illegal, dumb shit she posts and the British Ofcom "authorities" were informed.
>>269975 I thought you agreed to not flag me
>>269983 I thought you agreed to, uh, X Terms of Service lol LOLOLOLOLOL
>>269990 My twitter didn’t violate that tho It wasn’t suspended it was deleted.
>>269992 >My twitter didn’t violate that tho You did. Lying about it just makes you even more unlikable. >It wasn’t suspended it was deleted. Just curious, did they send you an email?
>>269993 I don’t think so. What was I reported for, out of pure interest
>>269999 For your claim of having manufactured CP of yourself and shared it with other people, same as was said in the screenshot. I guess Musk doesn't want to deal with the liability of hosting someone who does stuff that's illegal in the US like that, so X banned your account. But I can't speak for them.
Btw, never intended to guarantee anything past the month of May and if it seemed otherwise, then that was miscommunication.
>>270001 I want guarantee until December. How can we achieve this?
>>270005 Lol, send $2000 in Litecoin to the same address as last time and I'd promise not to bother you until New Years. Can you do that? I know it's kind of a big ask but I'm taking your claim of being rich seriously. LTC wallet address: LT52yhww3vDAAWb1gfq5cm1fBzY9HRj2gi
>>270008 Can I extend this to April 2025 if I send the $2000?
>>270014 Yeah fine but do you have $2000?
And I'm assuming you meant April 2026
>>270016 Yeah but lll be locked out the LTC crypto wallet until the 27th / 12th bickers I’m waiting for repairs on that device. If you’re happy to receive it then, let’s go forward. Protection from July 2025 - April 2026
>>270018 I'll check back in on the 27th then.
Any updates, E-laine? I also would be fine with no payment and no guarantees, of course in fact with you.
>>270169 Sorry only just saw this, yeah it’s gonna be the 12th. I lost the shit with my wallet in it so gotta get my backups (I’m not in Britain rn so I won’t be back for 12 days.)
>>270169 Actually ignore the above comment, my noctulian counsel may be able to run and get that device 4 me in less time, so it could be around a week. Watch this space until the 12th.
Just saw TheGatorGamer's butthole for the first time, do you have any more nudes of her, I've heard there's a BCC wank vid
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<She doesn't want to get better. She actively hates everyone who tries to help her. Then don't try to help her, kek. Typical zoomillennial female behavior, in fact of course. E-laine just isn't as good at hiding it. Why the fuck are KFags hand-wringing lately about what E-laine "could have been", anyway? Seems like they're lowkey simping, if you ask me. >>270206 >nudes Pretty sure KFarms posted all of that shit in their thread somewhere.

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