<I knew the harassment I’d experienced from Barry was being investigated bickers the police told me as much.
I'd be surprised if the shit-for-brains UK police could investigate their way out of a cardboard box, in fact of course.
<TheGatorGamer's a fed. Or at least, she's been compromised by the feds. Or she's been compromised by someone.
No, no, I'm the fed. Sort of... Unofficially, an informant. That's the truth.
<I might have information that could aid the investigation.
I might have to take a satisfying dump soon.
<Your handler
I ain't handling f'king shit about E-laine.
By the way, imagine being stuck on your ex-girlfriend for 13 years (whom dumped you). Then being jealous that some guy named Barry married her, LOLMAO! What a fucking loser.