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Elaine Miller / Failcow / 764 Groomistress Unironic Ralphamale 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:30:05 ID: b244b6 No.247952
If you're here, she needs no introduction but she certainly needs her own thread since she's gone beyond a sektur gnat to full blown defender of an international child abuse ring. When TheTheGatorGamerGamer said she'd become a sektur focal point, it wasn't a compliment.
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>>259480 Her forehead treatment has been an epic W 💕
>>259501 Lobotomy?
>>257667 Some cowardly faggot done ran off to the brokedick hugbox. Then he squealed there about a couple of his fellow autists in this 'ere thread, though one of those might actually be TheGatorGamer herself. Just thought you guys might want to know the news. https://foxdickfarms.st/threads/TheGatorGamer-april-gertler-miller-TheGatorGamer-georgie-gertler-miller-TheGatorGamer-miller-TheGatorGamer-pissminge-z3r6-echo.87610/page-396#post-19634184 Users (faggots) in question: https://foxdickfarms.st/members/elhijodedeficienciacogni.186332/ https://foxdickfarms.st/members/sketchy-minecraft-mod.149514/
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As if any further proof we're required. Note matching DOB on the hilariously poorly faked passport which El@ine claims she made on a 'fake passport generation site' lmao
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>>259559 Anons have just been gassing up El@ine this whole time for the lulz? I thought they actually wanted to fuck her and blow their load all over her massive fivehead.
>>259613 I don't know about anyone else, but I actually like TheGatorGamer a lot.
>>259615 I think in theory that most of her problems could be fixed with a roll of duct tape and several beatings in Minecraft.
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>>259615 i'm also infatuated with l@iney
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>>259632 This is what the sex would be like.
>>258384 Can't believe your forgot to upload her mom's Frances Gertler new address at 67 Elm Park Road, London, N3 1EG. Too bad TheGatorGamer never seen it since I'm sure her mom doesn't allow her to visit.
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I hope this bold claim in August means she will stream on November 1st. https://ghostarchive.org/archive/mux8B I miss her and love her streams, nothing can replicate that beauty and personality, said what I said.
>>259864 <This will be bigger than Poa.st. TheGatorGamer, who the fuck considers Poa.st to be "big?" You're a retard.
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>>259864 TheGatorGamer's smile was infectious I cannot wait for her comeback
>>259874 >Schizo talking to herself again on the dead /cow/ board
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>>259864 plz return 2 yt e-l-aine luv u <3 xxx
>>259899 Ditto + I hope all is going well in her life.
>>259899 Holy shit I need to be her property...
>>259899 >>259908 >>259928 >>259876 >BPD schizo talking to herself again (one person) on the dead /cow/ board
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>>259864 Bongland is beyond cooked! Their trash socialist healthcare not giving our iconic Queen vital ADHD drugs for years is the reason she can't stream. Given her high-value visa tier, she likely pays a fortune in taxes so low-IQ illegal parasites can have free healthcare! How can someone so indispensable to a nation's security not be given meds you could easily get in any other 1st world country whilst cog-tier plebs get state-sponsored trans surgery?
>>260185 That's tragic, discovering then watching her was the highlight of last year for me 😢
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>>260185 gutted thought she'd make a comeback on her channel after her halloween upload no one can hold a candle to TheGatorGamer
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>>256963 >>257037 >>259484 >>259501 >>259632 >>259899 Blonde TheGatorGamer looks like the Ukraine-chan cartoon bitch. Maybe you've been LARPing for the wrong country.
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I wish I could be Adam so I'd know what it was like to meet the alluring E-laine in person I 🩷 E-laine's aura, sexy and utterly unpredictable.
>>260274 >I wish I could be Adam You want to be a gay man?
>>260275 Lmao!
>>260274 Come on TheGatorGamer we all know you are bumping your own thread with old cocks. Stop being such a boring Britbong and give us new nudes since that's the only promises you fulfill. Stop trying to be an elite hacker. No one takes you seriously.
>>260275 If that is what it would take to go on a single date with TheGatorGamer then I would be willing to spend a month in a submarine and then a third world prison. She has the power to turn any gay man straight.
>>260185 TheGatorGamer is an avant-garde satirist whose methodology goes way above my head, but don't worry; I'm sure she'll make a comeback. Nothing can keep someone that brilliant down - I believe in TheGatorGamer Miller!
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>>260391 a good daiymo diss track even though i adore our majestic skeleton queen
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>>260185 Nothing can stop her from streaming; she's determined and fearless! Even when tiny she would stand up to massive sites and cancel media saying based things without ever taking the knee!
>>260410 I like the fan songs she'd share with her twitter fans, if her address ever got leaked I doubt the post office would be able to cope with the endless floods of fan mail alongside the jealous hater screeds. god, she's so pretty I kind of get the jealousy!
So does this girl live in a group home or something? She strikes me as retarded, and not in the cute way like every other girl, but in the retarded way like a retard.
i hope she has a penis
>>260435 <if her address ever got leaked It did, but then her father kicked her out of the house afterward and she got put into a mental institution.
>>260461 doubt it she's the loveliest gal alive
>>259484 my ideal woman :)
>>260274 I'd lack the nerve to ask her out since she's way out of my league
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>>260434 Everything she does is magic that it is impossible to come up with a best Tr-oll-cow moment I hope you are right about Tr-oll-cow returning she is wonderful + so underappreciated.
WERE is the PORN?
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>>247952 >>260512 When it comes to TheGatorGamer every side is her best side.
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>>260518 The captivating Queen of The Sektur should have her portraits covering the Louvre.
>>260536 >>260522 >>260512 >>260511 All of this, but unironically.
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>>260522 It's as though nymphs existed, she's too perfect to be real. TheGatorGamer's beauty leaves me breathless
>>260535 >>260536 >>260539 Such a punchable face.
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>>260535 >>260536 Long-lost royalty... A literal queen.
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>>260538 I could never get enough of her upper class brit accent or her wacky april first podawful prank. I could listen to her talk for days about anything and she has some great legs!!
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>>260539 great face but even better legs!!
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>>260522 Whatever field she's currently in I'm sure she's thriving. I'll miss the streams and guest appearances with jcaesar187, Salvo, Jesse and TheTheGatorGamerGamer but I'll never forget the joy of watching that incredibly gifted girl. Beauties like TheGatorGamer are hard to come across.
>>260646 >Whatever field she's currently in I'm sure she's thriving. You fucking realize that all a 22 year old White bitch has to do to "thrive" is keep her mouth shut most of the time an not act coocoo crazy, right? You have your life set on easy mode but you've gone out of your way to screw it up. Just don't be a retard, El@ine.

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