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Elaine Miller / Failcow / 764 Groomistress Unironic Ralphamale 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:30:05 ID: b244b6 No.247952
If you're here, she needs no introduction but she certainly needs her own thread since she's gone beyond a sektur gnat to full blown defender of an international child abuse ring. When TheTheGatorGamerGamer said she'd become a sektur focal point, it wasn't a compliment.
>>267082 Nobody gives a shit about your childhood, E-Lame. Grow up and stop blaming your parents, you're an adult now.
Lamey fell off in 2025, most ugly boring lolcow. She doesn't deserve the TheGatorGamer name. Boring ass Britbong.
http://youtube.com/post/UgkxNHSKxfTqGaFrQmQCr_B3XGbiYCYgkZp_ <First of all, I’m not talking about myself, Oh yeah sure E-laine. It just so happens to be like your previous whine sessions about how bad your parents and upbringing supposedly were. <I’m speaking on behalf of people like myself and in my spaces. You've no business speaking for anyone else. It'd be doing them a favor to not associate them with you. <Secondly. Blah blah blah, TL;DR crybully session about how parents & schools are to blame for E-laine and certain other toilet zoomers "like" herself being sweaty gamers in adulthood. Nah, hard disagree. You were too coddled. If your parents had given you a few beatings, they might have knocked some sense into your empty skull. Or at least maybe would have beaten you hard enough that you wouldn't be alive today, which would've been nice.
>>267118 *sweaty gamers = ped.oph.iles, for anyone not familiar with the gay ass word filters on this retarded board that the faggot admin had put in.
http://youtube.com/post/Ugkx2wD5KlmjyVoI543JPmTFgYSDMAid5thj <E-moron coped posted: Bro contacted the wrong people, wrote schizophrenic garbage he then posted in my thread, and called himself a hero. I’m so grateful guys! If not for that fat moid website owner I don’t know what I’d possibly do. Thank god men are here to rescue us YEARS after it’s far too late. If they aren't your parents, then certainly we can dismiss your abuse allegations against them as also not real. Yet even you must know that nobody believes you here, so I don't know why you bother compulsively bald-faced lying. Just makes you look even worse. "Lolcow".
http://youtube.com/post/UgkxlY7jWatcXM5TMrYet_nJjlvzSyGwo44A <If I’m a lolcow why do you support the deplatforming of my funny lolcowish cocks? Don’t you want to laugh? :D Where is my $200 that you agreed to pay me, bitch? To be honest it's weird that Twitter has stronger gods than YouTube.
>>267181 *stronger mo.deration ffs. Lol.
>>267181 Do you know how many unwashed boomers she would have to suck and fuck to make that? At least 3 with that face and maybe more after they smell her
>>267183 True.
http://youtube.com/post/UgkxOoCkDld34DlS9-JIODP_GETp7Qu_PDeJ <What’s a day in the life of TheGatorGamer online like? Most people wouldn't consider spending all day every day online as having a life.
>>267181 I told you contact my telegram @altisticright Or make a PayPal. You don’t gotta use real details. Money is ready when you are.
>>267249 >I told you contact my telegram @altisticright The fuck why though lol, so we can talk and be frends? If you want me to be your frend, then I'll tell you that bribing me now not to troll you in this thread isn't a great value. Maybe I'll contact you on Telegram later.
>>267251 E-lame this is pathetic even by your disowned attic hooker nonce usual levels
>>267251 Isn’t the entire point that the flagging discontinues? My sleeping schedule is interesting atm due to hopping countries, so if I don’t reply immediately, that’s why. Just hmu and the 200 is yours.
>>267253 Your sleep schedule is fucked cause you spend all day sleeping and all night drinking and talking to American teenage boys on the Internet, loser bitch.
>>267254 I don’t care about any of your Adhominems. I’m a narc sociopath and you’re never going to be able to have any lasting affect on my self esteem. Do you want the money or not
>>267255 You spend all day trying to convince people you're not a loser bitch by making up a fake life for yourself. You are deeply insecure.
>>267257 It’s literally entire opsec related. I couldn’t give less of a fuck about my appearance, if I did I wouldn’t be branded as a 764 adjacent swatter.
>>267265 Nah you think that makes you look cool bickers you are retarded and immature. You literally want to get plastic surgery bickers Kiwi Farmers say you are ugly. Most insecure bitch I ever saw.
>>267253 <Just hmu and the 200 is yours. Send the money by LTC to address that you were already given before or shut the fuck up, retard. Not going to contact you on Telegram. <Isn’t the entire point that the flagging discontinues? Yep... Not going to make people here like Nektar Geist or Daniel Lopez go away though. But I would.
>>267286 I'll post a link on doxbin so that everyone will know if you actually pay it or not though. I have no intention of trying to cheat you out of it or something, and Telegram isn't going to give you much more security than here. If that's what you're worried about.
TheGatorGamer doesn't have 200 bucks and even if she did she is too tarded to use crypto.
>>267288 >she is too tarded to use crypto Tbf, I've tried to get a couple other women (who were more normal, better looking and on better terms with me than E-laine) to use crypto before and they couldn't figure it out either. I consider this more as a joke than anything and I'd be legit impressed if E-laine actually manages to send crypto.
>>267289 >better looking Sorry, but I don't think that is possible. >normal "normal" women aren't going to understand crypto, you fucking autist.
>>267326 E-lame wants plastic surgery on her pussy bickers she's losing appeal to the nonce crowd she hangs with. She knows only conspiracy boomers scrapping the bottom of the hooker barrel want her
>>267326 <"normal" women aren't going to understand crypto The point that if a normal woman can't do it, then a sub-normal woman also couldn't do it went "whoosh" over your head. Lol retard.
>>267328 It's still wild to me that she posted that spread butthole picture to begin with, what was she thinking? Did she actually think her brown starfish and roast beef pusshole was appealing to look at? >inb4 E-Lame doesn't think at all
Doxbin bit the dust due to some gay and faggoted drama, and I'm not joining Telegram just to hear more of your bs. So due to pure, undeserved luck coming from an inherently evil universe, you're officially off the hook, E-laine.
Oh yeah E-laine, one more thing. If you talk to my old friend (our mutual friend) Torswats when or after he is in prison for the next three years. Tell him my regards. I didn't ask him to SWAT those dozen doxs I posted. He did it for free. Good man. Wish him the best of luck. Fuck this world sucks more with Doxbin down and Kifag Farms is not a substitute. Bye.
>>267502 I appreciate it. I’m calling Alan’s jail tonight, will wish him well from you. Based anti KF flagger
>>267521 Inmates can't receive calls, only make them. Dumb bint.
>>267574 Just call Seminole County ask to talk to Alan. Not hard
>>267574 Out of pure interest why did you choose to target me If we share mutuals & common beliefs? I really don’t understand the point when you could fuck with KF users that have Twitter like @XTheTheGatorGamerGamer instead.
>>267597 @ X TheTheGatorGamerGamer
Fuck why can’t I type Jersh’s @ cos of the stupid word filter
>>267596 That not how it works you brainlet. This is why everyone laughs at you and your LARP. That chubby HAPA sold your ass to the feds anyway.
>>267604 lol I think ur more focused on the fact im a “Bint” than I am. I’ll get that LTC to u eventually when I’m approved for a wallet but drop the larp. This tough guy shit is so weird bro. And yes it does work like that try calling yourself.
>>267624 I called and they said to tell you that you're a dumb bint.
>>267624 https://federalcriminaldefenseattorney.com/prison-life/contact-federal-inmate/inmate-phone-calls/ Elame this is why everyone calls you a stupid nonce hooker. You don't even lie well. Stick to sucking unwashed boomer dick
>>267626 >>267626 It worked for me stop googling start calling if ur a real friend. You seem even more ass mad than the foxdicks mr Ghetto
>>267624 <I’ll get that LTC to u eventually when I’m approved for a wallet That's not how crypto works you fucking retard LMAO "approved for a wallet". You can install the wallet yourself, you don't need to ask for a loicense for it. The only issue you might have is trading cash for crypto via either an exchange or PayPal. I'll keep the wallet that I gave you on hand and encrypted in case of the 0.00001% chance that you're going to send me the crypto (for no reason), don't worry. But I'm not expecting it.
Btw, that other guy you were talking to me isn't me. The one calling you "bint". That's probably Nektar Geist or less likely some other Brit.
>>267645 I'm her former landlord but I kicked her out cause she gave that carrot grater head. Just terrible. Now she gives ass under a bridge in exchange for a wifi hotspot.
>>267644 I’m sorry lol. But fr it’s interesting you knew TS & definitely makes you less hateable. I assumed you were flagging me on behalf of KF. Yeah idk shit about crypto. Programming maybe, crypto and streaming software is where I fall short. At one point I’ll prolly get a fren to send it over. But it’s prolly best not to flag anyway if you knew Alan, there’s something I know you’ll enjoy coming up. PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON&apos;T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORDs all enemies at once.
>>267653 You don't know shit about anything. You have zero skills and zero talents, you even fail at being a clout chasing e-whore.
>>267647 >I'm her former landlord but I kicked her out cause she gave that carrot grater head. Just terrible. Now she gives ass under a bridge in exchange for a wifi hotspot. I can actually believe that story, but you being a David Icke-following schizo boomer doesn't exactly put you as much more mentally sound than E-laine. Two peas in a pod, I guess.
>>267653 >interesting you knew TS & definitely makes you less hateable. Wish I could give more details but I'm already playing it as fast and loose enough here as I can, and I don't feel like joining him in prison. Opsec. >Yeah idk shit about crypto. It's great. Way easier than using a bank. You'd be doing yourself a favor learning how to use it. Only pain in the ass is exchanging it for fiat money, and you have to be careful you're using the right addresses and backup everything multiple times.
>>267680 I always meant to learn crypto but there’s so little available in Britain, for example, even regular Apps. cashapp got closed, PayPal won’t do any crypto transactions outside of America. Revolut works but requires ID. I’m now being wrangled by our (probably) mutuals, into learning about crypto so I’ll probably have that shit set up in a couple of weeks
>>267694 Good luck with that.
You still don't get it E-lame so I'll help. You are disliked by the entire internet but your fellow nonces. Nobody cares about a hooker swatting nonce getting flagged and reported. You are disowned by the net as much as your parents stupid bint

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