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Elaine Miller / Failcow / 764 Groomistress Unironic Ralphamale 04/05/2024 (Fri) 06:30:05 ID: b244b6 No.247952
If you're here, she needs no introduction but she certainly needs her own thread since she's gone beyond a sektur gnat to full blown defender of an international child abuse ring. When TheTheGatorGamerGamer said she'd become a sektur focal point, it wasn't a compliment.
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In other news, Daniel Lopez, spic homeless criminal, who is yet somehow also a narcissist, is ban-evading on yet another KF sock he created 30 days ago. Talking about rules like a complete hypocrite, btw. If you didn't expect any less. Reminder that I doxed him earlier in the thread. On the "KF splinters" he made himself so insufferable that even they wanted to get rid of him, and now he thinks he can come crawling back on KFs on (multiple) socks to post his unfunny garbage. He's not at all mad and seething about being doxed by the way, and never tried to get romantically involved with E-laine Miller (believe it or not, true story).
I'd appreciate if someone would summarize the recent couple videos she posted bickers I refuse to watch that shit. But I'm also fine with not knowing.
>>271945 Nobodycurr, he's funny cause he makes you seethe E-Lame. >>271946 Just her seething about everyone calling her a liar and some more lies about how she totally meets people from the Internet irl and these imaginary people are totally confused that she's actually a stunning russian diamond mine heiress irl and that's why you shouldn't say mean things about her online. All said in a horrible grating low class bri'ish accent.
>>271947 <E-Lame. Dunno what I'd even do if I was cursed to wake up in E-laine's body one day in some Lovecraftian curse, but I certainly wouldn't go here on /cow/ or anywhere else online to post about myself. She's an idiot and has the priorities of an idiot. Defending Daniel is almost as bad as defending E-laine.
>>271945 >>271948 The fact you keep posting about a dox no one cares about and the seething over rules you are too retarded to understand makes it pretty obvious it's you Lamey. Do us all a favor and drink bleach.
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>>271949 Hi, TheGatorGamer. Say hi to Simon for me next time he calls you up to ask you to stop doxing and spamming cp
>>271949 <a dox no one cares about You mean the dox that you're incredibly mad about, Danny? Going to talk to KF again about how /cow/ should follow rules and be deplatformed? Still not E-laine btw, just someone who is aware of you.
Yep it's Daniel Lopez spamming this same image he was obsessed with on his Twitter impersonation sock of E-laine. Thanks for confirmation. https://doxbin.com/upload/DanielLopezsinformation Please keep in mind that his mom probably disowned him and that's why he's homeless, so don't be too rough on her or he might feel bad and guilty.
>Second, no third, account faildoxed as me >Annoyed Onion Farmers until they wanted me gone >Didn't try to hook-up with Skelewhore >Persists despite my doxbin being public for two years >Can't pin down my location due to Fedsmoker lifestyle (You're a baby raper btw) I don't know what I did for you to flatter me like this, Axiom *teehee*
This Daniel Lopez sounds like a pretty cool guy, he got both Onion Farms autists and E-Lame seething about him.
>>271957 I heard he even got the illustrious and exclusive Lidl Drip seal of approval, what a lucky guy. I wish Lidl Drip gave me her approval, she is so beautiful, mysterious, brilliant and elusive, not at all like that community girl cumdump retard this thread is about.
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Aw what a terrible shame.
>>271952 If you're absolutely sure that's me, do something about it. Use your hacker abilities. Here's the perfect opportunity for you to prove everyone wrong about you being a faker and liar. Get something right and claim your glory or keep taking Ls like you took Vordy's loads.
>>271959 Why did foxdick farms do this? 😭
>>271959 Why did foxdick farms do this? Also, time to start flagging her backup @OdysseusPortal
>>271958 <I wish Lidl Drip gave me her approval, she is so beautiful, That's a man. You're gay. <mysterious, brilliant and elusive Typical tranny.
>>271960 <do something about it. Why do I hav to do "anything" else besides drop your dox and then watch you write 5 samefag posts in a row seething about it.
To: Not Daniel Lopez From: Not E-laine
>>271964 Keep the schizo tranny obsession on Onion Farms. We worship our bavarian queen Lidl Drip here.
>>271967 Y o u a r e h o m o s e x u a l
Same energy in fact of course
>>271968 There's nothing homosexual about being in love with a beautiful busty bavarian woman. >>271970 Buffalo Bill type of vibe. The man in the second clip has more curves than that haunted house attraction in the first clip tho.
>>271971 <The man in the second clip has more curves That's Lidl.
>>271919 Чё бля
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>Righteously oppose shadowy pedop.hile cabal >Start to get namecalled a vile, anti-semitic bigot Now you too can know how Hitler felt!
Hey E-laine, $200 in LTC and I'd guarantee not to report your accounts or talk shit about you until October. Deal? The offer is on the table.
>>271992 What is the point of censoring who's tagged? >>271997 If she pays you I'll be flagging twice as hard
>>271999 <What is the point of censoring who's tagged? If you were capable of thinking for 5 seconds, then you might be able to figure out why giving attention to pedos is a bad idea. Btw I'm going to be reporting you and your mom to ICE as illegal aliens, Daniel. Enjoy deportation.
>>272002 Please do, I'm beating my meat to the thought of being deported by you bby
>>272004 I wholeheartedly co-sign this imposter >>272002 You're a retarded homo groid if you censor the my jewish mother, especially for some dipshit reason like not giving attention to people with a fairly active thread on Peewee Farms. And again, oh no, please don't waste federal immigration resources, I'd hate that!
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Laney admits she has been shitting up this thread with Daniel Lopez's dox. Not surprising.
With the disappearance of Judy "Lidl Drip" Testerez she needs a new Latinx to mald about
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10 layers of filters, fake colored contacts, ugly headband to cover up giant forehead, nose edited so much it's almost invisible... E-Lame rightfully hates the way she looks. Get a lint roller you ugly insecure skank.
>>272019 She looks so much like her dad especially the lower half of her face. Also, she really is chavmaxxing only instead of a chav she's looking like a widowed gypsy grandma
>>272006 >>272006 >>272006 <You're a retarded homo groid if you censor the my jewish mother, especially for some dipshit reason like not giving attention to people with a fairly active thread on Peewee Farms. Mald about it. Why are you so invested and personally offended anyway, pedo? <I'd hate that! Bet you will being a homeless shatino bum without documentation.
>>272021 auuuuuuugh TheGatorGamer I'm so close do it do it do it call them NOW I can't keep edging like this I'll explode
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She's threatening someone whom apparently used to be a /cow/ user and his family. Still can't get the name "Barry" out of her whore mouth either, nor stop making false accusations against everyone. She wishes that all the users on /cow/ would be pedop.hiles like her. Also she keeps claiming to have downloaded CP for herself, for some reason. Idk, I think most pedos would keep their mouths shut in public about being into that, but E-laine is going for the Darwin Award I guess.
>>272032 Pretty sure nuzach is Sektur adjacent/involved with the Council of Evil iirc. Peepee farms may know more.
>>272033 https://archive.ph/3J0uO I'm trying to archive that thread since she stuck her foot in her mouth but fucking Elon Muck put Shitter behind the wall and the Nitter instance wouldn't archive either.
https://archive.ph/QJkyj https://archive.ph/wip/WZiCt Archive.today is such a pos website in fact of course have to fucking do a Google recaptcha each time want to archive a page. Anyway she basically accuses everyone on /cow/ of being pedos, which is some shameless projection coming from her. She needs a beating irl, I'm not even being unironic. Anarchist states like Britain require anarchist solutions.
https://archive.ph/KyjlA I tried that Poast Nitter instance for the archive and that worked. X Cancel did not.
>>272032 Pisslaine wont even admit that she leaked her own disgusting nudes trying to get attention, of course she wont admit she is a paedo unless shes around men it wins her attention points with
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Let's once again imagine what E-Lame would look like if she was hot instead or ugly and british.
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What's up with this dudes 5 o clock shadow? All those filters can't even hide the moustache.
>>272042 Even the latter image still mostly has the bitch face, but with the distracting anglo-Khazar my jewish motherers that scream fertility. Essentially the female version of the Devil. Don't British women supposedly have the largest average bust size in the world, btw? Pretty sure I've read that before.
>>272045 Yes british and jewish women are famous for huge my jewish motherers. E-Lame was cursed with the worst genetics. A big rack would really help distract from the face.
>picrel Whoever this cringelord is amogus in the thread, you need to stop. >>272047 >genetics Eh... I'm a firm believer that force feeding (biological) women some tranny estradiol pills and glasses of whole my jewish mother would treat flat chest syndrome in most any of them but let's not go further down this road with E-laine.
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>>272049 >picrel Fucking pos website refused to upload the pic for some reason.

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