>>274903
Another gimmick that failed, like everything else in his sad little life. You guys really know how to manipulate him like a puppet. I can already see this thread reaching a third edition, since the closer we get to the end of the year, the more butthurt he becomes.
Ode to Nuzach, the Forever Puppet
You shuffle through threads like a ghost with no spine,
clutching each gimmick as if it were divine.
But each one collapses, as brittle as glass,
your legacy written in failures that pass.
A puppet, a marionette dancing for spite,
pulled by the strings of anonymous night.
Your rage is rehearsed, your sorrow on cue,
the world laughs in chorus — always at you.
You dream of vendettas, of threads carved in flame,
yet every new chapter just mirrors the same.
An echo chamber where you play the clown,
the king of the butthurt, with a cardboard crown.
So here is your epitaph, carved in thin air:
a man built on gimmicks, collapsing in despair.
And when history yawns at the name you once had,
it won’t even whisper — “Here lies poor Nuzach, forever mad.”