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Ashton Parks, the obese Mister Metokur fanboy and Christian larper Anonymous 05/29/2020 (Fri) 03:04:24 No.58308
Ashton Parks is an obese canadian who first tried to gain online fame as a conservative zoomer, after failing to get attention that way he tried to focus on internet drama and get attention by attacking low hang fruits like jcaesar187 on Stream.me and then on Youtube on his channel PeoplesPopularPress. Being an obese hypocrite and ironybro he show up his own butthole on a live stream to trying to get more attention of jcaesar187 and his haters. Since then he is trying to use /cow/ culture and people invested on all this drama to get views and constantly brag about his numbers and having fans who love him for being an obese tard with a High vocabulary. Oddly enough, he never miss an opportunity to hold attention and make friends with other e-celebs, including extreme left wing figures like Kraut n Tea and not whites scammers like Coach Red Pill and Josh Moon, [all threed are jews], which seems strange from a right-wing white nationalist.
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I DON'T MISS YOU SURFER
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Who is the Louisiana sucubus?
>>60677 Why do I continue to see TRS screencaps from between 2014 and 2016? Are there people here who have just discovered this now? It's at the point where the moaning over TRS is like 7-8 years old in some cases. Someone on cuckchan sperged out over a fall of 2012 screencap. It's getting sad.
you guys didn't hear it from me, but if Toad McKinley keeps picking on surfer, dm's and videos of Toad McKinley having gay rp tranny sex with britbong may be leaked to the public
>>119968 Hotter than Fuz onlyfans whore of course in fact >>92374 She deleted her channels?
MrDeadMan as showing photos of Asston dad together with black dudes and saying he got molested as child, big if true.
Since he started to e-date the whore he's being more and more weak, without spirit and flame and shilling for lefty-wing shit like the vaccine.
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Why does Toad McKinley fear the Daimyo so much? He won't even debate him
>>125475 Same happened with me, Гунтopia (Zachfag/Weasel) and ofc JMK. The fat Canadian only go after low hanging fruits. And do his best to obscure any alogs who in fact can hurt his "popularity" among foxdickfarms.
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WolfSpider (pedophile and simp for trannies and twinks) is butthurt about P P P getting egirls giving him gifts, while him, the ugly and fat manlet brit, need to pay to trannies to show him nudes
>>58308 >>77087 i didn't know twinks could be fat...
>>68428 Seethe, SoT is based and smart.
dead ass thread
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>>159309 >dead ass no cap
>>159490 fr ong muh nigga ong ong
The zoomers have infiltrated this board and will now prepare to bro kinda lowkey slap bussing muh nigga thot though.
>>159922 muh G​AMERGATE bussin fr no cap
P P P will never die. Blessed by God, kino maker, he will never lost.
>>164858 Kino Casino is dead in the water though. TOTAL R A L P H A M A L E VICTORY
has this Beautiful Hog ever gone full frontal?
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OOF
Assthon Parks is a faggot who love to hang out with discord subhumans like EarJuice, KoP and Perspic Assthon Parks lied about his height.
>>169582 TheGatorGamer is 6,1ft at best
Old and shitty meme, but aged like wine.
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>>176492 Yes I remember when this was first posted, and it still is true to this day.
>>176499 The good part is, even this ended bad to Asston. >he fighted with EarJust, now EarJust is once again under Corey wing >Fight with Jarbo >Jewsh and Asston fight >Only MrDeadman stay as a low tier cappo to Asston >Add Perspic and Bryan as his new best buddies doing the dirty work
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thing with andy is it seems like he always was a shill / gov groomed individual , seems even more obvious as his reminises over his old cocks ppp obviously isn't ignorant of this fact and then it makes more sense why he's basically the cuck, he's the one pushing hard to show he loves government political positions, he's the one that pushes hard to get donos coz andy has paid is dues for longer in the government sellout program i give them credit in that they get a lot of leverage, even while they shill fuentes and paretend the aren't they even admit fuentes is a shill, why they shill him as shills themselves
>>176499 Aslhley winning is pretty based, fool...
tvch jannies are seething about people loving TheTheGatorGamerGamer, lol
>>246002 what is going on? Last time i saw a tvch figure seething at paypaypay it was esoAnon
>>246009 was the fags from the Guntstream
>>246040 names? was it wrist the homeless crossdresser bbc lover? who?
>>246044 yeah the drunk wrist guy, that was on a stream a couple months back on gayholes channel, said he was going to kill him and was talking about doing meth as well
TheTheGatorGamerGamer won nice thread, very embarrassing!
>>246002 >>246009 >>246040 >>246044 >>246049 >>249335 Sup Nuzach, ¿que pasa? goblenzito, still seething about Wrist and the Guntstream for 4 years straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>254049 sHe will accuse you of being sneedious, esoanon or the weasel or any other person who b t fo'd him
Very fat
Why do people pay attention to this fat faggot, I don't get it. I mean besides here where this thread was dead for a year, but that's besides the point. Am I missing out on some sort of sage wisdom by never watching this guy's streams? Maybe some hot tips on how to get cheaper McDonald's combos.
>>273763 The thread was dead bickers the wider sektur acknowledges TheTheGatorGamerGamer has such strong shoulders he can carry an entertaining show despite being weighted down by the Tard's non-contributions. Ashton is hilarious and you can't really hate on the dude unless you're a butthurt closeted homosexual that backed the wrong downy bickers of a certain fuzzy Persian belly
<you can't really hate on the dude He's fat. Looks like 260 lbs at least (being generous). You still didn't give me any reason to watch the streams. <Ashton is hilarious bickers he's fat?
>>273804 Stunted manchildren think people yelling old news really loud with wrassle voice is the height of comedy. It's basically just a companion show to MATI, so the audience is already used to being preached at by zero charisma soulless husks of people. The audience is basically the same couple hundred retards that watch Jewsh's show, but it's harder to gayge bickers of the ridiculous amount of view bots Andy has set up.
>>273845 That was rather informative, thanks.
>>273845 I've seen Andy Pires grooms 16 year olds audience members post things like: "Who is G0dwinson? Who is Surfer? Who is Baked Alaska?"
>>273984 None of those three people are relevant in current year and if you think they're are, you may be autistic.
>>274037 I think the point is their audience consists of clueless foxdick zoomers, you autist.
>>274054 >crying w.easel lol

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