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Jahans thread Anonymous 08/11/2019 (Sun) 10:52:16 ID: 2a28bf No.1179
Our boy Alex got his wisdom teeth out recently and was given some painkillers. He got high and went on a spergrant about how actually reading porn all day is very altruistic of him.
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Is he still tweeting at porn stars?
Jahans has protected his twitter. Here is an incomplete archive of his videos.
https://www.bitchute.com/channel/oYLqTP5PaYan/

If someone has the full archive please post.
>>3528
Why?
>Muh Nectar mutha fugga
I have missed my /cow/boys lads.
Good to see esoteric jahanism is still alive.
>>1179
Absolute Nectar
>>3528
I think someone made a complete archive but I'm not sure if it's been lost. Post it if I find it.
>>4624
I've missed /cow/ too. Glad I found the bunker.
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>>9039
forget to bump
>>1179
So is 77 shades of red the one with weird cannibal shit?
>>4624
We need to keep the meme alive mate
How autistic is this guy
>>15670
Joke's on you, neurotypical.
Yeeah boi
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Jahanism is still alive?!
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>>16296
Unlike the women in Jahans' basement.
Anyone have his 2000 sub Q&A? That was a good one.
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>Jeremy Corbyn lost
https://farsh-nuke.blogspot.com/2019/12/general-election-2019.html?zx=c2dfd0886cb14657 I have been so angry today that I have barely slept and have given myself RSI furiously playing Fallout 4 to distract myself from this.
What did he mean by this?
>>27026 Godwinson?
>>27026 >murdoch murdoch watches godwinson >survivethejive watches godwinson Truly the kinoest of all e-celebs.
>>27026 Based StJ
>>26943 >I haven’t felt such visceral anger since I realized nazis know where I live and were threatening my family. It’s as if all at once you are knocked to the ground and battered by the realization that your enemy is so much more dangerous than you thought they were Ah yes, I remember the horrors of Nazi Germany when six million jews were prank called and sent pepperoni pizza. >I am making myself ill achieving nothing. I have been telling myself over and over today that “I can’t do it.” It's like he purposefully ruins his own life to spite those around him.
>>16296 Jahanism never dies. >TFW watching a peak esoteric video after not having seen any Jahanist material for several months How I have missed this guy.
>>27820 Any you G​AMERGATEs have jahans archive? I got 20 of his spiciest old deleted videos. Looking for more.
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OH SHIT BROS from his facebook lol
>>30783 It’s actually a step up for him, as shitty as that beard looks
>>30783 He still looks jawless.
>>30783 What the fuck happened to Quinton Reviews?
>>30783 finally hit puberty ate age 30.
>>30783 How many bodies are rotting under his floorboards?
>>30783 Abu al Jahans
"Why Donald Trump is so Terrifying" finally back online... https://www.bitchute.com/video/zOMgF1ETNuiC/
>>3528 possibly incomplete https://mega.nz/#F!PdcGiSJR!SV71IS0177MQJUzwUVkyXA 20150825 AxD4CTALpv4 The Mental Health Crisis.mp4 to 20150916 uz8rndWAUa0 This Is War but we can say No More.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!ySQWRSqS!JprAOVGgrYGZ0rdUq9T6YA 20150917 yRPvYnZw3fc A Patchwork utopia and other strangeness.mp4 to 20151026 nFBR8N3ndTE Bioshock 1 and 2 review and analysis.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!7q4izS7I!8HtGz2oLhfwrkhJ5oYlHgg 20151027 g_vFfVUWQPc Status Report 27th October 2015.mp4 to 20151127 HnejR72koLI Why we shouldn't bomb Isis.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!teAnwSrQ!56jsLq5cmPwXYH1pdLdFSw 20151128 fXAO_c8aQBk I don't care anymore.mp4 to 20151227 DFLwkHSsfAc The Exorcist extended cut review.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!XPoTkCxT!Sh6eikOshP9QRGwa2G1AVQ 20151228 D7bcxWfV-tY post christmass vlog.mp4 to 20160130 qVL_m3oGM-o Let's Chill Out episode 3 Skyrim.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!BPw0VKBY!-3IvarhQhWDi5_b0JmFbng 20160130 vR2NpGV9Cqc Kingsman The Secret Service Review.mp4 to 20160215 KrIv6iLlJis Feminism, Regulated Capitalism, the Value of Criticism and Niches.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!7ctUHIpL!6s7a9TkUxASi0fJIyQzrTg 20160216 f-rIE9fgZmQ censorship and using toxic energy for good.mp4 to 20160304 A3rUwXAk0cM Can the American Police Force maybe try not killing absolutely everyone they're scared of.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!AbBUhY6L!QELMXtSQrBz4IOAq3-mb6w 20160305 1rPSlAL7UF0 On fans, fandom and acknowledging the weaknesses of fiction.mp4 to 20160324 t9JT-cMINc0 The Fever Cure.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!TSoyVAjC!3KPFfwUO68g1sTYZ3Ex9KA 20160327 -JpLQL_SOls Fuzzy Logic Trailer and Introduction NSFW.mp4 to 20160423 AAUSu2-f2J8 Labels are important.mp4 31 videos https://mega.nz/#F!CDYnyK7Z!_eIhI7sWkc5OfYvx53Przw 20160424 6C03VJf4bmA Getting Organised.mp4 to 20160522 leSoNZreI4o Fantasy Crisis Planning.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!XXwUWaoB!7vCJACXPBHyPXv-SFcyFFw 20160525 5tGsjayZcUA I finally understand why that fanfic was problematic.mp4 to 20160726 wHWsDlUflLs Sanders Endorses Clinton and Ask Me Anything.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!r7AxTK6a!znZw8JBb6AtAwjwpcndtyQ 20160727 QMaWv1wKWQo Marina Joyce and the line between Fans and Creators.mp4 to 20160823 rBZ8z2gfcMw An Explanation Before I Block People.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!zrRnhKzQ!NFfWY-qM42uxS9rE5KB9ig 20160824 xxDayOWNx5A An Explanation Of The Lore Of The Multiverse.mp4 to 20160920 cByv5cLlgHQ 2000 Subs A Vlog.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!6dl0wIKT!1CTeHOafCuIm4veOoCk3Kg 20160921 YmBLqZRkTTc 2000 Subscribers AMA Answers.mp4 to 20161104 _ENOyQVSR30 New Ipad and Skyrim.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!7FV0zYxR!y81Cb5HJRWO8OoAC9bqgyA 20161105 tyZ22qMRYo0 Remember Remember the 5th of November.mp4 to 20170130 j2-FcsC9n2s The Genocidal Should Reconsider.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!yfZRVIoT!CKDsidXWmeH_88tCQT9U0g 20170130 o84ybUb5DXM A Crisis of Autism and Employment.mp4 to 20170308 rdhrhm7E0vE The Great Green Nothingness Lore Part 2.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!WnAAFCoB!axd2mPF8dcVr-kKB5Wi7iQ 20170310 5Nleno1GA6g The Great Green Nothingness Lore Part 3.mp4 to 20170526 z4b8-046SAs Fight Club Thoughts.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!ZPJEgKLa!dSz9vG8s6l3-hGOKaUkJAg 20170528 EEWURqorLII Social Justice Stalling.mp4 to 20171214 4CiyNCYSr2U EDA Reviews E03 The Body Snatchers.mp4
>neetbux increase >don't have to go outside >no more pressure to get a job Jahanic heaven
Godwinson is now totally cucking Johans with PPP, what a shame.
yes ugly pathetic
His life now is better than many Гунтguard members and IBS refugees of course in fact
>>67848 >you don't matter to me >there are police in america abducting people classic jahans segue
>>67848 Where is he? That's not his usual grotty bedroom
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>>67848 A new bloggage, as well: https://farsh-nuke.blogspot.com/2020/07/24th-july-2020.html >Do not misunderstand me I am a man. I identify as a man and getting the testosterone has made me feel so much better, so much more like what I am supposed to be. I love the beard and moustache. I love that I m physically so much bigger. >A few years ago after tensions between me and Dad had finally reached a climax he tried to get my testosterone stopped and I was so angry and hurt. This matters so much. I am a man. This is important to me. My masculinity is important to me. >At the same time my questioning of my gender identity and gender expression didn’t stop. So much of what it means to be a cis man is societally enforced bullshit. >I think there is a perception among those close to me that in some ways my autism has lessened as I have perceptively become less weird over the last decade but it is more true to say that I am more comfortable with who I am and have language to understand how and why I am the way I am. >I now understand for example that the reason I like Barbies really is just bickers I think they are pretty and cute, no more no less. I like to be surrounded by cute things that make me happy but to my idiot younger self Barbies were girly and therefore icky and so it was only okay if I liked them bickers I was a manly man who liked women. Reasoning that was fucking weird but I didn’t have the language or self confidence to appreciate why I liked them. >My father was a monster who thought buying me shit made up for terrorising me and proving no emotional support and I am still learning the extent to which mental illness effects my mother and her behaviour towards me and everybody else. >I am continually reminded and made more aware of just how much women constantly navigate monstrous cis men and have to be on guard bickers an innocent mistake or stupid bit of weirdness could be a sign of danger. I feel like the idiot boy who was swimming around with a shark fin on his back in Jaws. I might not have caused any harm myself but I have no guarantee that my stupidity didn’t scare or unnerve people bickers they have experience of the predators that do exist. >That said. All of that said. All the context provided. I have had time to think about myself. I don’t think it is enough to say any more that I am just a cis man who presents in a masculine manner. >A community I am a part of is still reeling from the revelation that a middle aged lesbian cis woman was a cis man catfishing other women and manipulating them into sharing nude photos. In this context I don’t feel right saying that I am anything other than a cis man until I am absolutely certain. It feels disingenuous and potentially harmful to those who have been traumatised by cis men. >What I will say though is that if the grand spectrum of gender presentations, gender expressions and gender identities is analogous to a large ocean with being cis and heteronormative in presentation and expression analogous to the frozen polar ice caps then I am now starting to get my feet wet.
I have a hard time believing enough Jahanist are still trying to contact him to justify making a video about it, and making a video certainly isn't going to make the situation any better. He can't be that clueless. So what's his game? Has he been shunned from his twitter community? He also, once again, deleted all the videos on his channel. Thankfully, I had the good sense to back them up. >>67887 It's not the room that we've come to associate with Jahans, but it is the same room he recorded the last batch of videos in. I assume it's in the same house and was originally his sisters room and then one of his parents moved in there after they separated. Now that Keith and Helen are no longer living together, Jahans decided to move into the now vacated room after trashing up his previous one.
>>67848 he'll be back. they always come back
The channel still up, correct? Earwinson said anything about him recently about that last video? or Ashon was become his more accessible and submissive Jahans and he doesn't care anymore
Jahans is hospitalized, somehow the idiot contracted covid and bickers of his fuck up genetics this is worse than expected for someone with his age
>>80478 How did you glean this?
he died or not?
Lads, is there an archive of all of the Farshnuke stories that doesn't have broken links?
I hope based jahans didn't bite the bullet.
>>91516 he will be back in a few months looking fit as fuck praising usa for finally destroying Dup and earwinson will never recover
>>91534 It will make Asthon seeth and cope >n-nothing wrong about my body, Jesus will save me!
Does any still have a seed for these or any mega.nz backup bickers this stuff genuinely amuses me. magnet:?xt=urn:btih:40a3208eaeb23bdbbd6c8b8ab045b47b021d2a46
The only thing sadder than Jahans these days is the state of /cow/ which didn't even acknowledge his NEW BLOGGAGE https://farsh-nuke.blogspot.com/2021/02/the-collapse-of-hope-bloggage.html THE COLLAPSE OF HOPE > White Supremacists are obsessed with me
>>97403 Based.
>>97403 Take your pills, Niggerchu.
>>97403 No mention of ALEXANDRA FUCKING JAHANS SON I'm disappointed in fact of course, perhaps he'll de-transition once he can get a doctors appointment.
>>97468 Since his hero is now a beautiful ginger transwoman, Jahans will probably stop taking T and will take some estrogen instead.
>>97527 I doubt it. Jahans never experienced puberty until he was in his 20 and when he did it was by taking test IM at least once weekly. Getting on test when you a middle age man how had a normal puberty is a game changer and you wouldn't want to stop just for how much it improves your life. You feel energetic, virile, confident, and strong. Blasting test when you never had puberty has to rock your world and I honestly can't imagine him giving that up easily when the memory is relativity fresh. Plus you know Jahans was loving every minute of the ego trip that was realizing he could physically carry his dad out of his home when he first started on test. Also he is a consummate coomer so having his libido die the moment he switches to HRT would probably piss him off enough that he would rage quit HRT within a week. I just don't see him doing it unless he got memed into by his social circle and even then he would quit in no time flat.
shalom mie felloe /cow/boys, since diz iz the designated jahans thread eye figure eye'd post a compendium i designed for a /lit/ty book club entrie awn my own board (/lit/) when >we read Jahan's corpus 4 the sake ov preservational convenience - the ALEXANDER GORDON JAHANS READER, encompassing nearly every document linked by this thread's image OP amalgamated into a single PDF file. Awlsoe included is Weresylph Dawning (which proved 2 b a major pain in the ass in incorporatean into the document proper) as a separate PDF. Hope you frens enjoie dis semi-belated x-mas present %^)
>>97596 as addendum 2 this: this document is designed to be used in conjunction with the OP image (ctrl+f'ing within the PDF 2 find piece titles since aftur formattean 1029 fucking pages I had 0 interest in doing a table ov cockss) 2 locate whatevur nightmarish horror story you wantid 2 revisit 4 w/e reasons inscrutably ur own.
>>97531 Sorry, kiddo, but being a trans woman is the future. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcKZXZZE1P0
Does anyone have any of these, if you do i can download them and then put them on my Mega. 20161104 _ENOyQVSR30 New Ipad and Skyrim.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!7FV0zYxR!y81Cb5HJRWO8OoAC9bqgyA 20161105 tyZ22qMRYo0 Remember Remember the 5th of November.mp4 to 20170130 j2-FcsC9n2s The Genocidal Should Reconsider.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!yfZRVIoT!CKDsidXWmeH_88tCQT9U0g 20170130 o84ybUb5DXM A Crisis of Autism and Employment.mp4 to 20170308 rdhrhm7E0vE The Great Green Nothingness Lore Part 2.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!WnAAFCoB!axd2mPF8dcVr-kKB5Wi7iQ 20170310 5Nleno1GA6g The Great Green Nothingness Lore Part 3.mp4 to 20170526 z4b8-046SAs Fight Club Thoughts.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!ZPJEgKLa!dSz9vG8s6l3-hGOKaUkJAg 20170528 EEWURqorLII Social Justice Stalling.mp4 to 20171214 4CiyNCYSr2U EDA Reviews E03 The Body Snatchers.mp4
Jahans at this point is more fit then King of /poz/ and Jewsh, he's really hitting the iron on quarantine
>>98745 His Facebook still being updated with photos?
>I forgot the archive of the thread (https://archive.fo/CEFrx)
>>97403 >What especially troubles me though isn’t the fascists or the pandemic - I trust the self preservation instincts of the powerful and the wealthy to resolve those problems in the end Jahans the anarchosocialist revoultionary believes the powerful and wealthy will save him from the racists and the pandemic. What did he mean by this? Is he hinting at the global west power structure being an anti-nationalist mafia that intends to utilize fearmongering over the wuhan virus to institute ever more oppressive measures? I wish he'd go back to his lectures, the world needs his wisdom right now.
It's true or not about him becoming a fit dude tranks to the testosterone injections?
>>100997 I mean its true that he went on testosterone and got a lot stronger, but I don't think alex got any stronger sadly, fortunately alex already got strong enough on just the injections alone so if he worked out he might become a true nightmare of a cannibal, if he did, he would literally become a 80s horror film serial killer.
>>101000 So Earwinson is planing to make Ashton fat as fuck to feed him to Alex?
Boris Johnson won the UK elections. Hopefully Jahans will update his blog soon to speak on this.
I miss him lads.
>>97468 <Calling that a transition
>>103220 >Mfw foxdickfarms.net thread has none of this info <Tfw null is forever dull Loving every laugh
>>103220 The board as a whole is cancer.
>>103075 Me too ;_;
bump does anyone have the jahansfacts?
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>>147607 JAHANSFACTS ✔ brought a hamster to orgasm ✔ soundly rejected by the online hamster community ✔ had his pumpkin smashed by a foreigner ✔ carried a dead rat around with him ✔ buried multiple goldfish alive to make compost ✔ played with animal carcasses ✔ smashed a child's head into the ground repeatedly screaming "why won't you die" ✔ made a dalek and cuckshed in 3D ✔ low intelligence ✔ aspiring BBC script writer ✔ aspiring BBC cuckold ✔ obese ✔ founded Green Nothing Productions (not registered at companies house) ✔ vowed to review Twilight and Fifty Shades Of Grey while cosplaying as Bella if a facebook post about GNP got 10,000 likes (it didn't) ✔ owns an inflatable dalek ✔ wiped his cat's arse with his finger ✔ wrote about intravenously injecting women with cum, shit and piss ✔ wrote about removing and eating organs from living women ✔ wrote about cutting women into pieces ✔ wrote about wanting to shrink women and keep them as pets ✔ wrote about roasting Amy Pond alive ✔ quit after one day as a trolley boy ✔ threatened to strangle every member of an internet club ✔ made multiple topless youtube videos, once asking the audience to masturbate ✔ licked his own nipple on cam ✔ got banned from multiple facebook groups for transphobia ✔ his own sister is terrified of him ✔ wrote unsolicited torture porn of Laura K Dale and TheGatorGamer Sterling ✔ handed said porn to Laura K Dale in person ✔ terrified a deeply autistic man after performing oral sex on him ✔ killed a tarantula by crushing it under foot ✔ founded Project MIRTH ✔ pronounces bickers as "bickers" ✔ attempted to physically remove his father from the house ✔ got scolded by a policewoman who then told him to tidy his room ✔ demanded that his mother pay him £50 to move a chair ✔ got angry when she only gave him £30 ✔ broke his wrist falling over after flamboyantly storming off when his mum made him pay for a bed with "his own money" (her money) ✔ blacklisted by multiple feminist communities ✔ blacklisted by the labour party ✔ threatened suicide bickers the requirements to receive welfare are too strict ✔ threatened suicide if terrorist sympathising communist corbyn didn't win ✔ cut his own hair with disastrous results ✔ refused to come downstairs when a friend came to play ✔ received a valentine's day card but did not appreciate it ✔ can't be a computer technician bickers quantum computers ✔ can't learn to program bickers new languages will come out ✔ NEET ✔ showing many symptoms of diabetes (pain in extremities, slow wound healing, headaches, blackouts, lack of energy, intense thirst, sugar craving) ✔ told by an endocrinologist he is too fat ✔ not even white ✔ burned a gastropod to death in a toxic isobutene and propylene glycol solution ✔ rejected by the straight community ✔ can't learn to drive bickers self driving cars JAHANSPEAK Project MIRTH: Making Internet Racists Think Healthily JIDF: Jahans Internet Defense Force The JQ: The Jahans Question JEU: Jahans Extended Universe bickers: the correct pronunciation and spelling of "bickers" GNP: Green Nothing Productions Supremely arousing: how Jahans finds murder and cannibalism Absolute nectar: a movie production company based in Lagos, Nigeria Nazis: a catch-all term for literally everyone and everything Submissive Blond Girls: see "supremely arousing" Jeremy Corbyn: hope The Female Doctor: also hope Alexander Jahans is (a gamer) over 1k hours in skyrim, he's (a prolific writer) even controversial demonized by feminists & fascists alike. Jahans is also a huge TheGatorGamer fucking Sterling fan!
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jahans has a new twitter avatar!
I miss Jahans, I do hope he continues to do better in his autism endeavors.
>>219715 why are you shilling that garbage eceleb:?
heh
pic = His new Twitter avi. (better view) All his videos after 20161104 _ENOyQVSR30 New Ipad and Skyrim.mp4 are missing. For no known reason the following archives that used to host all the remaining videos are empty: https://mega.nz/#F!7FV0zYxR!y81Cb5HJRWO8OoAC9bqgyA 20161105 tyZ22qMRYo0 Remember Remember the 5th of November.mp4 to 20170130 j2-FcsC9n2s The Genocidal Should Reconsider.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!yfZRVIoT!CKDsidXWmeH_88tCQT9U0g 20170130 o84ybUb5DXM A Crisis of Autism and Employment.mp4 to 20170308 rdhrhm7E0vE The Great Green Nothingness Lore Part 2.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!WnAAFCoB!axd2mPF8dcVr-kKB5Wi7iQ 20170310 5Nleno1GA6g The Great Green Nothingness Lore Part 3.mp4 to 20170526 z4b8-046SAs Fight Club Thoughts.mp4 https://mega.nz/#F!ZPJEgKLa!dSz9vG8s6l3-hGOKaUkJAg 20170528 EEWURqorLII Social Justice Stalling.mp4 to 20171214 4CiyNCYSr2U EDA Reviews E03 The Body Snatchers.mp4 Can someone please reupload these lost videos? We need a complete Jahanism archive.
>>97815 This. For some reason the final 4 archives are missing. What happened?
>>220619 mega being a cunt as usual, should have archived it on archive.org or torrent
>>220620 The original archiver may still be out there. I know some people have the backups. We just need to make people aware that the final 4 archives are missing.
I hope some anon has the archives out there somewhere still.
>>220939 They do but they need to be made aware that the post 2017 videos are missing from the full archive. Jahanism may still be lost media if we don't act quickly.
committed jahansite here, where do i go to donate to the cause of our prophet?
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>>221654 <Obvious newfag <Begging to paypig >where do i go? YOU GO TO HELL, FAGGOT
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3EwRt9lkiU NEW JAHANS CHANNEL ON YOUTUBE! (reupping old lost videos)
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The Jahans video archive: https://archive.org/details/thejahansarchive (work in progress) Rare 2012 podcast from Alex "FarshCast" one episode only: https://archive.org/details/Farshcast
Sub to the channel for weekly Jahans' uploads. https://www.youtube.com/@esotericjahanist
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Classic Jahans kino (from before /pol/ discovered him) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odyOjZ1ZpU4 >CALLING ALL ESOTERIC JAHANISTS! We need Jahans videos posted after 24th Nov 2016. If you have them upload them and The Jahans Archiver will add them to the final archives.
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>>223234 Godspeed with this project, I miss Jahans so bad bros...
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>>223787 We have most of the videos, but missing the final videos posted after nov 4th 2016 fucking sucks. The full archive will be up (someday) on archive.org/details/thejahansarchive You can help by just trying to make Jahans more popular online so someone with the final videos notices and helps.
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Archiving Jahans related media / documentaries / video memes on here lads ---- > > > https://archive.org/details/EsotericMedia
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Guys. Looks like Jahans himself has nuked the remaining mega.nz folders. >>49199 (These contained 99% of his videos from the 1st upload until an upload on nov 4th 2016. Over 1000 vids) Thank God I just downloaded everything from 2008-Nov 4th 2016. It's gone now.
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We still need to uncover his post nov 4th 2016 videos. I'm not letting this archive disappear.
We need the lost webms reposted. When 8chan got shoah'd a lot of the old webm's of Jahans were wiped.
>>223372 Shit. I might have some 2018 Jahans videos backed up on my old laptop. Will get in touch.
>>223953 >(These contained 99% of his videos from the 1st upload until an upload on nov 4th 2016. Over 1000 vids) We're fucked if people don't reupload them now.
OK this is bullshit how do we embed videos? here's the link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DFn8e74orzg
>>225719 you just post the link like you did in the post i'm responding to
>>225719 See the [embed] butten newfag? Click on that, these fuckin' newfags man... gaytor
Jahanist bros we are SOO back
>>226399 Oh shit, his memory continues to live on. Based as fuck.
>>226424 Where we're going we don't need no fucking septaganoids fam
FRESH PIPING HOT NEWLY UPLOADED JAHANS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Au6EtNmYVWw Laura, Queen of earth, audiobook part 1
>>226821 So fucking glad someone had this.
>>97596 Still a very useful document even now. I miss jahans, thanks to the anons forever preserving his memory.
>>226996 That's not the document, but yeah you're right. It's an insight into a very sick mind (Jahans')
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Lost Jahans classic meme clip: 'JAHANS: DIARY OF A MADMAN' (2016) (now back online!) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OvXcXTmHIQ
GET RID OF THE FOWKIN GUNS rant now back online! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXiDn4JPnjg
>>227020 >>227021 Thank you so much for preserving kino.
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>>227022 Subscribe, share, spread it around Post about Jahans. Truly an untapped source of lols and psychological insight. There are just under 1500 videos and they will be up on https://www.archive.org/details/thejahansarchive someday. Some of the lost videos almost became lost media. I downloaded them literally a few weeks before old mega.nz archives got scrubbed. There are still lost meme clips of Jahans out there, such as anything by Admiral Jahans, which we need to attract people to reupload so they can get archived.
Jahans almost won. By beginning to private his videos right at the height of his e-fame, he got a lot of the people interesting in him to get bored. Plus there's just so many videos it takes a lot of effort to save them all. But it looks like we just might have 99% them all in the end. It's interesting to think how famous Jahans could have become if he kept going like he was doing in 2016, uploading constantly with angry unhinged cocks. He could have been CWC-tier famous. attached file: another LOST JAHANS MEDIA clip I found.
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Jahans on Sylphs (183 clip collection: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2v0Bp99GgY really funny
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>>227122 Someone please edit this Becky travel pic with Jahans' face in the Buddha.
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Rare early picture of Jahans. Trash quality.
Jahansmas #2: You Don’t Have to Watch his Videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GBcBhStSSY
>>227152 I wish Alex would at least give us a status update these days, thank you again for continuing to preserve the legacy of esoteric jahanism.
>>227160 Sign up for kiwi, post in the Jahans thread. There is news I can't share here. B I C K E R S https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duJStJkgVP4&ab_channel=TheJahansArchive
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JAHANS ARCHIVE CHANNEL ON BITCHUTE MYSTERIOUSLY DOWN This was up for years. https://www.bitchute.com/channel/oYLqTP5PaYan/ Lads, back up everything you can now from https://www.archive.org/details/thejahansarchive we may be in trouble.
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GET IN CONTACT WITH THE JAHANS ARCHIVE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8gyyrXjy9E THERE'S STILL SOME MISSING VIDEOS Check this playlist out for everything that's been uncovered https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLtD0PAaSHKcOuB5lPExOyZjYXCjEcy8B2
Jahans Archive here. I am working on getting all the Lost Jahans Media playlist uploaded. It will be 137 vids when complete. Once complete: please back them all up. Jahans wants to get these videos deleted from Youtube.
>>239721 Will do anon, thanks for all your hard work
>>239735 note: the final playlist will actually have 136 videos, look like. Thanks anon. Appreciated and I'm happy I did the work to bring this thing together. I honesty thought someone else would make a Jahans archive and I'm surprised no one else cared. >>239721 The playlist will be complete within the next 2-3 days. Very soon.
>>239988 EDIT--139 VIDEOS Alright guys. Looks like it will be 139 videos as I just discovered 3 videos I didn't include in the final list.
>>239988 I think tvch's /lit/ had some Jahans media compiled. It's probably in one of their stickies somewhere.
Final update: the playlist will have 142 videos in total when finished
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>>240255 Looked thru here and didn't see anything https://tvch.moe/lit/catalog.html This is the place right?
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Final final update guys: The Lost Jahans Media playlist link is now: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLtD0PAaSHKcMCZE17MhqFmQYGFf5mJC02 I can't 100% say how many videos it will be when complete, but probably 143
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Final final update guys: The Lost Jahans Media playlist link is now: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLtD0PAaSHKcMCZE17MhqFmQYGFf5mJC02 I can't 100% say how many videos it will be when complete, but probably 143
>>240409 Alright everyone. The playlist is complete with 143 videos now. Other Jahans archives online have been taken down, so please back all 143 up. ***As always: if any of you out there have more Jahans videos not in that 143 video playlist, please comment so we can figure out how to add them to the archive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n-6bvpi10M&list=PLtD0PAaSHKcMCZE17MhqFmQYGFf5mJC02&index=136
Alright people. I'm dumping EVERYTHING into the archive on archive.org/details/thejahansarchive. -->> If you want the full Jahanschive you need to download it from there. I'll tell you when it's complete (I just started dumping 45GB from folder of 17 alone. wewlad) THIS IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING MASSIVE ONE
>>240867 The full Jahanschive will have everything from 2nd Nov 2008-July 2020, in chronological order. Right now I have all of folder 1 uploaded, some of folder 2, and all of folders 5 and 6 (out of 17) So if you have already downloaded what is there you need to go back and download the videos after 20140923 6eytG8FuUfY In response to Emma Watson's He For She speech until 20150917 yRPvYnZw3fc A Patchwork utopia and other strangeness (since I skipped that part) THE ARCHIVE COULD BE TAKEN DOWN SOMEDAY, SO BACK THESE VIDEOS UP IF YOU CARE ABOUT PRESERVING JAHANISM
>>240867 >(I just started dumping 45GB from folder of 17 alone. wewlad) folder 2 of 17* There are 17 folders
Do you people can find me ?
This faggot is shitting up /pol/ with is europhobic cuckworship anti racism

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