Sups faggots, I found a potential lolcow that's ready for julaying whilst dicking around on 4/k/uck. This faggot's meltdowns are lulzy as fuck and there's even a fucking archive of this sperg's emotional meltdowns of epic proportions going back to 2020, each time he's reminded of his urine soaked sheets. From death threats to spamming gore to even repeating the same lines like a broken record, this G​AMERGATE's autism is beautiful and should be known to the rest of the internet. He is also a self-admitted newfag and says he is 22 years old. Our mentally ill edgepilled friend seems to enjoy living in absolute filth and has a weird obsession with troons and faggots, but doesn't like being reminded of it. He's also a stimmy collecting chimp. >https://desuarchive.org/k/search/subject/Poorfag%20General/ You can also find him sperging out in /gq/ and /arq/, inquire in the archive for more lulz. How to summon him >use one of the attached images and use it as the OP pic when you make a thread, be sure to put in "Poorfag General" as the topic. >he will proceed to call you a tranny, etc and spam gore/death threats. >buckle thy fuckles for lulz shall commence Common Names >Pissy Pablo >Bed Wetting Willy >Pisser Parker >Alex Aspergers >Petey Piss Sheets >Yuri the Urinator >William the Wizzer >Piss Sheet Pete >Tinkling Timmy >Leaky Larry >Harry High Pressure >Little Faucet Luke >Puddles >Catheter Carlos >Dale Diuretic >Cross-legged Kenny >World Champion of Texas Can't Hold'em >Human wet floor sign >Chicago yellow socks >Grungi Gunge-poster >Yellow Sheet Yusef >Peebody Dribbler >Steevie 10 shakes >Barry Baby-bladder >Lenny the lemon squeezer >Right-through-him Ronald >Spray 'n Pray >Danny Drainer >Nurgle Neil or if you really wanna rile him up CRAWLING IN MY SKIN THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL MY BLADDER IS HOW I FALL PISSING ON THESE SHEETS