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Brandon robert kelley Toad 11/09/2021 (Tue) 21:30:39 ID: 48d6df No.124417
Brandon robert kelley is a deranged pedophile who destroys imageboards by endlessly spamming cp.
>>124417 Why are you herdG​AMERGATEs obsessed with this guy again?
nu/cow/ only care about pedos who fought with them for one reason or another on discord/irc/cytube, otherwise there is no julay and cocks.
&mike auto_kos applied. (SYNC)
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Zero julays, zero reason to >we be your P.A, OP.
Isn't this the guy who ran 8channel?
>>124417 So that guy is the cp bot spammer on /b/ on 8moe, is the spam still a problem there I haven't used the site in months? I'm guessing this is the designated /b/ cope thread >also imagine Not only doing that but some getting some saddos going around trying to find out who you are and complaining to every literal who they can find on twitter Honestly the whole story a bit weird and pathetic >>126744 You are a gullible retard >>124446 You can make a person care about anything online
Bump
>>127594 Patch is the cp spammer and it's not a bot, it's manual spam
COMMUNITY WARNING Brandon Robert Kelley is a 42 year old pedophile from Baltimore who spends 24/7/365 browsing and posting on dead altchans. He is a failed musician (used to drum in doom metal bands in Baltimore that never got any gigs) and got kicked out of 2 bands for lusting after a female bandmate's underage daughter, bald bickers he can't grow hair, never finished high school and a self-professed pedophile. He still lives in Baltimore, Maryland to this day. Presumably at 917 N Calvert St.
>>141547 >Brandon Robert Kelley is a 42 year old pedophile from Baltimore who spends 24/7/365 browsing and posting on dead altchans doubt.
>>129302 anymore info on this "patch" character?
Brandon lost
>>124417 [redText] test [/redText]
Where have foggot and the herd relocated?
>>124543 Esoteric and old NuZach post
>>172920 It's all over now
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------------------------------- sweaty gamer DOXXED ------------------------------- Brandon Robert Kelley is a sweaty gamer from Baltimore who spends 24/7/365 browsing and posting on dead altchans. He is currently a moderator on the sweaty gamer site Catchan (https://catchan.pk/) under the name Stephanie. He is a failed musician (used to drum in doom metal bands in Baltimore that never got any gigs), and got kicked out of 2 bands for lusting after a female bandmate's underage daughter. Bald bickers he can't grow hair, never finished high school and a self-professed sweaty gamer. He still lives in Baltimore, Maryland to this day. Presumably at 917 N Calvert St. ------------------------------- CONTACT INFORMATION Name: Brandon Robert Kelley Alias: Stephanie, Dao Yu Age: 45 (1978) Address: 917 N Calvert St Baltimore, MD 21202 Primary Home: (410) 230-2999 Home: (410) 547-8372 City: Baltimore State: MD ------------------------------- BRANDON'S FACE https://anonfiles.com/o6U6Ieefze/BRANDON_FACE_1_jpeg https://anonfiles.com/m7U9I6ebz6/BRANDON_FACE_2_jpeg https://anonfiles.com/neU4I1eez9/BRANDON_FACE_3_jpg https://anonfiles.com/q3U1Ieefzb/BRANDON_FACE_4_jpg https://anonfiles.com/k9UfI6e6z5/BRANDON_DAO_YU_jpg https://anonfiles.com/l6U0Iae4z9/BRANDON_ASSOCIATE_jpeg ------------------------------- PROOF OF LEGITIMACY https://anonfiles.com/P0Q6I2e1z7/ADMITTING_TO_DOX_1_png https://anonfiles.com/N3Q1Idebzd/ADMITTING_TO_DOX_2_png https://anonfiles.com/MdQ1I9e7z6/ADMITTING_TO_DOX_3_png https://anonfiles.com/L2Q1Ide8zf/ADMITTING_TO_DOX_4_png https://anonfiles.com/OdQ6I1e0z9/ATTRACTED_TO_CHILDREN_png ------------------------------- PROOF OF INFORMATION https://anonfiles.com/l1TfIce4zd/PHONE_NUMBER_png https://anonfiles.com/m7TaI8ebz3/RELATIVES_ASSOCIATES_png https://anonfiles.com/n4T1I7eazc/CURRENT_AND_PAST_ADDRESS_png https://anonfiles.com/pcT2I1eez0/COURT_CASE_png https://anonfiles.com/s3T9I4edz8/BRANDON_HOMELESS_sweaty gamer_1_png https://anonfiles.com/ocTdI0e2zd/BRANDON_HOMELESS_sweaty gamer_2_png https://anonfiles.com/q5T8Iee7zf/BRANDON_HOMELESS_sweaty gamer_3_png https://anonfiles.com/r0TdI6e0z4/BRANDON_HOMELESS_sweaty gamer_4_png ------------------------------- ONLINE PRESENCE Online Presence: https://alogs.space/cow/res/124417.html https://www.metal-archives.com/artists/Dao_Yu/728409 https://everloved.com/life-of/brandon-kelley/obituary/ https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandonRobertKelley/ https://catchan.pk/brk/catalog.html https://aboughettogaggers.com/brandonrobertkelly ------------------------------- FAMILY AND ASSOCIATES Brandon's Relatives: Johnny A Kelly (Age 72) William M Hudson (Age 46) Breanna Bratt (Age 34) Tonda Bratt (Age 61) Jeremy J Kelly (Age 40) Jacqueline M Speer (Age 45) Dennis R Krugman (Age 77)
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Can I help you?
Brk cope thread. Looks like he may at last be gone: https://catchan.pk/site/thread/1.html
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James Bank, reporter for the Pedochan Times Gazette here, what do you have to say to the many voices that claim that Brandon Robert Kelley won and epicly PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD'd you? Do you have anything to declare about the entire ordeal?
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Brandons going away post: >everything jole said about me is a lie >spammers time their pedo spam for when im around to make it look like im posting it BrandonPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD.lol
>>211700 Who is britanon and why are we seeing this message applied to posts here? >BrandonPLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD.lol
let me test this
How was it disabled?
Is there a herd orbiter modding on this site?
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>>213349 This is Jole, from Commiefornia. You can tell by the lack of White people on the ads on the pumps. He's a BRK thirst-poster.
Brandon Robert Kelly enjoyed an African Long Pengus Chingus.
Hey can you stop linking your thread here
>>142611 Indeed. In reality cakeG​AMERGATEs have random guys they'd like to 'personal army' so they come up with random stupid shit and of course the low blow is always 'le pedo' bickers everyone hates pedos. On cakechan there are two things: this guy and the like spammed to make you bothered, conditioned, into hating seeing him, and child models. As if he's posting his image like that to incriminate himself. That's just stupid. >but lulcows are stupid So are you if you if you believe shit people say on an imageboard. lulcow does not mean stupid it means cringe worship more so. this guy people hate did rub cum on some robot wizard tier looking guy during a band gig or whatever and I figure it's that fat ass that started the meme. Too much of a pussy to kill him himself.
>>232566 G​AMERGATEs ni gggers rather
>>232566 bickers be cause rather
>>232568 bickers test just to be sure
y e p t h a t s h i t i s f a g g o t y
fucking pedo
>>232566 >>232567 >>232568 >>232569 >>232570 Nigger eliminated by the based wordfilters
Update 12-3-23: Brandon robert kelley is in the hospital with stress induced encephalitus.
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>>236082 rest in peace Brandon Robert Kelley 1968 - 2023
>>211700 Jole won
>>211700 man how did you get hit by that filter its ancient you should now better by now
update, brandons dead /thread
Brandon Robert kelley 917 N Calvert St, Baltimore, MD 21202 https://doxbin.com/upload/sweaty gamerBRANDONROBERTKELLEY Key words: sweaty gamer, Deranged, Jole, Cope, Archive, History, Narrative, Pedofile, Monique Dupree, Dao Yu, Imageboard, Drummer, Moderation, Negro childe, wethered refrence, jolemi
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motion this thread to rise in the catalog
>>127594 hi brandon

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