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Introducing Dynapaul Anonymous 12/09/2019 (Mon) 04:11:54 ID: 0ba0fd No.22474
Alright, I don't know WHO the fuck to send this to. I've posted this to I don't give a fuck WHO sees it - it's about getting as many people TO see this as possible. You may say this is the 'wrong board' for this, but I disagree; this dude's writing incorporate all damn media except /tv/ - This shit MUST be shared. Send this to KiwiFarms, Something Awful, Fred Knudsen, or even Jim. I don't care who.

I present to you an absolutely prolific, insane writer, by the name of Paul 'Dynapaul' Dy.

A basic google search for 'Paul Dy' comes up with NOTHING related to this man - you MUST specifically search for 'Dynapaul Wiki'.

I want that changed - this man's name MUST be the first result.

So who the fuck is this man? In brief, I have no damn idea, but what I do know is this:

PREFACE - this man runs a FANDOM wiki page that is so schizophrenic and disorganized, I feel like Charlie trying to connect the Pepe Sylvia mystery from It's Always Sunny - bickers I cannot, for the life of me, follow these links cohesively; for example, he has at least 2 different versions of 'Hyrule' from the Zelda franchise, neither of which reliably link back to one another.

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Kingdom_of_Hyrule

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/United_States_of_Hyrule

1 - He has, at the MINIMUM, been active since 2011 - at least his Wiki has, according to his account profile on said wiki. So I'm of the belief that, given how prolific he is, he MUST be an adult now.

2 - His Self-Insert - which he bases everything in his Wiki off of - is known as Paul Gekko. PIC RELATED.

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Murakumo_Gekko

3 - His art, cognitive understanding, writing style, and mental development as a whole is in many ways, akin to oldschool Chris-Chan.

4 - he appears to be basing the majority of his headcanon on a made-up anime series he's allegedly working on: Megaman ZX Shippuden.

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Mega_Man_ZX_Shippuden

5 - Said headcanon is utterly insane, and feels like an alternate reality where MUGEN got way the fuck out of hand - he appears to be incorporating almost every entertainment property under the sun in some way, from Codname: KND to MLP:FiM, from Naruto to Skies of Arcadia, or from Zelda to Destroy All Humans!, and One Piece to Warhammer 40k.

6 - While a sizable portion of the hyperlinks in his wiki simply trace back to the official FANDOM wikis for those characters, he DOES have his own entry for a disturbingly large amount of characters, which are equally batshit insane. Some of the prime examples include:

Dr. Robotnik (bickers, of course, no autism fest is complete without goddamn Sonic, is it?)

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Paul_Ivo_%22Eggman%22_Robotnik

A samurai version of Link

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Miharu

Emperor Hylia, a sentient monster truck that runs its own nation and is part of a fictional series WITHIN his Megaman anime called the 'Book of Sega' - This shit is autismception.

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Emperor_Hylia

But that's only the fucking tip of the goddamn iceberg. Some of the most mind-numbngly insane reads I've come across on this godforsaken corner of the internet include his various nations, ideologies, wars, gods, and religions. Feast your eyes upon such great works as:

The Galactic (Neo?) Eggman Empire which is run by literally fucking everyone fictional, ever.

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Galactic_Eggman_Empire

The High School Wars

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Special:Search?query=high+school+war

the extended 'Family' of Paul Gekko

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Gekko_Family

The Great Grand Civil War

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Great_Grand_Civil_War

CONT
Anonymous 12/09/2019 (Mon) 04:12:11 ID: 0ba0fd No.22475
A race of Lovecraftian creatures known as Druthulidi (FUN FACT: THIS ONE WAS STOLEN FROM ANOTHER FAN CREATION, CALLED HYRULE CONQUEST. I wasn't lying when I said this shit was autismception.)

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Druthulidi

https://hyruleconquest.fandom.com/wiki/Druthulidi

a Shinto-Cristian hybrid holy book that incorporates almost 30 different timelines and characters that range from Star Fox to Samurai Jack

https://wwwdynapaul.fandom.com/wiki/Shinto_Christian_Mythology

I don't know what the FUCK I've stumbled across, but this shit needs to be archived and researched in depth.
Anonymous 12/09/2019 (Mon) 07:22:46 ID: f5fd5a No.22503
I remember 8/cow had similar thread about wiki, where some autists slapped all movie/game universes together.
Anonymous 12/09/2019 (Mon) 07:41:38 ID: 0ba0fd No.22507
Holy shit, send this to Deadwing Dork
Anonymous 12/10/2019 (Tue) 17:18:13 ID: 17205b No.22656
only good thread on /cow/ right now
I don't have a problem with making him the new chris chan, but for fuck's sake, leave kiwis out of this, they will just trollshield him like they've done with chris, and we will have a "no fun allowed" situation like we've had with chris since at the very least the ideas guy doxxing fiasco
JEWS 12/10/2019 (Tue) 17:41:07 ID: 105a19 No.22660
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>Paul Gekko (月光ポール, Gekkou Poro) or his alias "Tsurugi Kenshin" was the Jinchūriki of the both the Yamata no Orochi and the Eight Headed Tailed Beast. He is the very Descendant of Susanoo Uzumaki and the Son of Kusanagi and Laura. He is a Member of the Gekko Family. He is the Brother of Kyoji Gekko, Shunji Gekko, Kaede Gekko, Mikazuchi no Mikoto, Sōma Gekko and Mira Gekko. He was a Pilot of the Giant Gundam version of Paul Gekko and the RT-55-09 Orochi Gundam. He is more commonly known as Hero of the River Bed (出雲の英雄, Izumo no Eiyu), Chris, Temple of Hatred, Sonic the Hedgehog, Paul the Hedgehog, Super Magician, Megaman Digger, and the Wizard of Justice.
He put this much effort into his description after drawing himself like that?

>The Galactic (Neo?) Eggman Empire which is run by literally fucking everyone fictional, ever.
Is that you, Molay?
Anonymous 12/11/2019 (Wed) 00:59:07 ID: 0ba0fd No.22753
>>22656
The good thing about that is there doesn't seem to be anything to find. His account profile on his Wiki page leads to a deleted Facebook account and a non existent discord profile. I believe he has a Deviant art by the name of PaulDy15, but there is no PII.
Anonymous 12/11/2019 (Wed) 13:59:14 ID: 0ba0fd No.22828
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>>22660
IT GETS WORSE

Here's a "family song" which I can only describe as his self insert getting a pizza bukkake from angels.

Gekko Clan Ritual Song
>Larry and Gekko Clan: (singing chorus) Pizza Angel, please come to me! (angel chorus come in)
>Angel Chorus: Come to me!
>Larry: Tomato sauce & cheese so gooey! Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees!
>Angel Chorus: On my knees!
>Larry and Gekko Clan: You'll live forever in my memory! Pizza Angel, please come to me!
>Angel Chorus: Come to me!
>Larry and Gekko Clan: Tomato sauce and cheese so gooey! Pizza Angel, I'm on my knees!
>Angel Chorus: On my knees!
>All: I will miss you for eternity!
Anonymous 12/21/2019 (Sat) 19:12:23 ID: b844bb No.24116
>>22753 >>22828 reminds me of this sperg https://invidio.us/watch?v=1KqbitSp5DA imagine how much more autism there would be to read if his social media profiles were still active
Paul Dy 04/05/2020 (Sun) 14:12:02 ID: 51da75 No.42555
I'm sorry. That was my fault
Paul Dy 04/05/2020 (Sun) 14:12:52 ID: 51da75 No.42556
I will not do that again. Even I Have to make my own videos.
Toad 09/08/2020 (Tue) 04:38:27 ID: 0ffc00 No.81067
>>22474 Very recently, PewDiePie released [a video on the whole ADL drama](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbfX3ZyHLJg&feature=youtu.be) (16:41 mins.). Ian Miles Cheong [sums it up here](https://web.archive.org/web/20190912161926/https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1172181345222529030?lang=en): >PewDiePie has released a statement to say that he was ADVISED to donate $50,000 to the ADL, and that it was a rushed decision he wasn't 100% behind. It was a decision made during his wedding planning and he apologizes for the confusion the situation caused > >PewDiePie acknowledges that there are legitimate concerns about the ADL. After all, there are allegations that it is a protection racket. To that end, PewDiePie will NOT be donating any money to the ADL. > >He will instead take the effort to find a proper charity. PDP also admits how ill-advised the ADL move was, given the rushed circumstances and what he learned personally about the organization. As he puts it, he wanted to do some good, but the ADL *was not the right way to do it.* Almost immediately, however, Julia Alexander pushed out [this hitpiece](https://web.archive.org/web/20190912162853/https://www.theverge.com/2019/9/12/20862696/pewdiepie-adl-donation-backlash-100-million-subscribers?utm_campaign=theverge&utm_cocks=chorus&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter). And already, she's spinning a yarn: >Felix “PewDiePie” Kjellberg is pulling his[ $50,000 pledge to the Anti-Defamation League](https://web.archive.org/web/20190912162853/https://www.theverge.com/2019/9/11/20860553/pewdiepie-felix-kjellberg-adl-donation-anti-defamation-league-conspiracy-theories-50000) (ADL) after his initial announcement drew backlash from parts of his fan base. > >In a video uploaded today, Kjellberg said that he didn’t know much about the ADL when he made the pledge. It was only after uploading the video and seeing feedback about the organization that he admitted he “didn’t know a lot of things that surfaced throughout this whole thing about the charity.” He made the original announcement during an unboxing of a special YouTube Play button to celebrate surpassing 100 million subscribers. Within the first paragraph alone, the author poisons the well to make it seem as though Felix was cowed by his fanbase. Which she further doubles down on: >The original announcement about his donation to the ADL comes after Kjellberg stated he wanted to move past his former controversies. Kjellberg first drew global criticism for paying two men on Fiverr to hold up a [sign with anti-Semitic imagery](https://web.archive.org/web/20190912162853/https://www.theguardian.com/technology/video/2017/feb/13/pewdiepie-antisemitic-video-youtube) in February 2017. He was then caught using a racist [expletive during a gaming live stream on YouTube](https://web.archive.org/web/20190912162853/https://www.polygon.com/2017/9/13/16296652/pewdiepie-apology-entitled). Most recently, he tried to distance himself from a popular meme, known as “[Subscribe to PewDiePie,”](https://web.archive.org/web/20190912162853/https://www.theverge.com/2019/3/19/18270905/subscribe-to-pewdiepie-youtube-new-zealand-attack-meme) after it was used in the [Christchurch terrorist attack in New Zealand](https://web.archive.org/web/20190912162853/https://www.theverge.com/2019/3/16/18268907/christchurch-new-zealand-mass-shooting-tech-response-updates) earlier this year. > >Kjellberg said he’s still going to donate the $50,000, which he received as a sponsorship from Honey. He hasn’t announced which charity will receive the money, but said he plans to take his time with it. *The Verge* has reached out to the ADL for further comment. Seems like the sods just won't quit.
Toad 09/28/2020 (Mon) 08:41:06 ID: 67b500 No.85414
any updates?
Toad 01/18/2021 (Mon) 10:12:41 ID: 352f42 No.95873
O
Paul Dy 05/25/2021 (Tue) 01:37:47 ID: 327793 No.103597
No Updates on Videos.
Paul Dy 05/25/2021 (Tue) 01:40:00 ID: 327793 No.103598
It doesn't matter what you say to me, or you sent me videos, I have been seeing negative words! I was born with Autisim. But, I don't want anymore this nonsense about my Dynapaul Wikia!
Toad 05/25/2021 (Tue) 08:41:41 ID: 8cccd0 No.103637
>>103598 Oh shit, is that you buddy?
Paul Dy 05/25/2021 (Tue) 12:51:56 ID: 327793 No.103644
But I have so many pictures. You have to stop saying bad words.... Don't you realize what your saying...It's coming from the tongue.
Paul Dy 05/25/2021 (Tue) 12:57:26 ID: 327793 No.103645
You were saying bad words that were from the tongue. I'm sensitive to anyone who keeps saying bad words.
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