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Anonymous 12/24/2019 (Tue) 21:33:10 ID: b58a30 No.24430
This takes place just after the wedding that Arthur and them went to and had no idea it was a gay wedding but they didn't care for Mr. Ratburn is a friend. Most had no idea Mr. Ratburn was gay until the wedding itself. He is now an openly gay man. They are planning to adopt some kids in fact of course. Both are men so they can't have kids of their own. They both have the same body parts. So yes both has testicles, scrotums, and penises. Patrick took Mr. Ratburn last name as his own. He moved into Nigels house. For Patrick lived in an apartment. We see them talking about stuff in fact of course. And they are babysitting some of the kids in his class. "I have no problem with you two being gay men I am a Liberal kind of boy and I am not gay in fact of course," said Arthur, "I don't know why Patrick here is thinking about getting his genitals removed from his body for that sounds painful for they are sensitive body parts I love having a penis and scrotum were my testicles is at I hope to use them to reproduce with someday in fact of course." "He doesn't like his genitals for he is the femine kind and he owns a chocolate shop," said Mr. Ratburn, "We will ask a gay doctor as in surgeon that has no problems removing genitals in fact of course." "I don't want my genitals removed from my body for I love my penis in fact of course," said Buster, "We think Binky Barnes is a gay boy in fact of course." "Once it is off I will be happy and I once tried to cut them off but my mom stopped me," said Patrick, "We will adopt some kids bickers we are both men in fact of course." "I think Binky Barnes is gay for when he gave me a bath he looked at my long penis in lust," said Bud, "I am just four years old but I know what sex is my dad taught me with me stripped naked for better reasons." Bud isn't gay but his one classmates is and Bud is not very good friends for he bosses other's isn't gay in fact of course. Bud knows that it is okay to be different and glad that they will go home later today. Arthur and them boys has circumcised penises in fact of course. Buster and Binky has small penises in fact of course. We still see them talking about stuff in fact of course. "I was circumcised after birth so don't have have foreskin unlike some boys for we have showers in school at times," said Arthur, "So I seen us all naked we all have ten toes and genitals and I seen girls naked they have vaginas for I sometimes have baths with my sister D.W. here in fact of course." "I was circumcised after birth myself for i my mom good my foreskin in a jar in a box," said Bud, " We will have a bath together tonight as in me and D.W. in fact of course. " "If I was a bit I would have been circumcised and I heard two Aboriginal tribes does subincision in fact," said D.W., "I have a nice looking vagina in fact of course." "As a girl We have vaginas instead of penises and glad we went to that wedding," said Fern, "If I was a boy I would have been circumcised in fact of course." "I was circumcised after birth myself for my mom said yes in fact of course," said Brain, " We will have a bath together tonight in fact of course. " I hope you like this story here so far in fact of course. See what happens next chapter here of course.
Daniel Tiger's genitals We will finally see Daniel Tiger's genitals in fact of course. He has what has a male tigergina. Which is a vagina for male tigers in fact of course. They will have him open it in fact of course. He never had a penis in fact of course. Prince Wednesday has a penis in fact of course. He will show it off in fact of course. He is as naked as the day he was born. Daniel Tiger's genitals is a male tigergina. He will have his bath in fact of course. He never had shame in fact of course even when his genitals is showing. We see them talking there in fact of course about genitals in fact of course. "I always open my male tigergina before I get in the bath in fact of course," said Daniel Tiger, "I have no shame even though my male tigergina is showing in fact of course." "That is good make sure you have it open when in the bath in fact of course," said his mom, "You never had a penis and like your dad here and is two we have vaginas in fact of course." "I love having baths as well in fact and I have a male tigergina like you," said his dad, "We have sex by scissor it in fact of course that is how we have sex in fact of course." "I love my male tigergina it is the reason I don't have a penis in fact of course," said Daniel Tiger, "We all have smooth fronts and pee sitting like a girl in fact of course." "You have a nice male tigergina it is the reason you don't have a penis in fact," said his mom, "You will have a good bath in fact of course." Daniel Tiger and his dad can never stand up to pee they have to sit down to pee like girls in fact of course. Inside his male tigergina is his testicles in fact of course. That is above his vagina or what they call male tigergina in fact of course. They could run around naked if they wanted to in fact of course. We see them still talking in fact of course with him in the bath in fact of course. "I love my male tigergina it is the reason I don't have a penis in fact of course," said Daniel Tiger, "I have two testicles above my vagina which we call male tigergina in fact of course but it is a vagina in fact of course." "It is a nice looking male tigergina as in a vagina which what they are in fact," said his mom, "If you had a penis you would have to wear pants in fact of course." "We still have genitals in fact but we have vaginas in fact of course we call them male tigergina," said his dad, "We have to sit down to pee like girls in fact of course." "I love my male tigergina as in my vagina which is what they really are in fact," said Daniel Tiger, "We have smooth fronts and pee sitting down to pee like girls in fact of course." "You are such a good boy who knows how to open his male tigergina as in your vagina in fact," said his mom, "I am glad you are in the bath in fact of course." I hope you like this story here so far in fact of course. See what happens next chapter here of course.
The gay bathhouse Some of the characters of Arthur goes in the local gay bathhouse See who they are. Buster Baxter, Shelly "Binky" Barnes, Wilbur Rabbit, and Nigel Ratburn. One of them wants Arthur to come with him but he told him no thank you to him. And says he has a date with Francine which he does have. Them two are meant to be together after all. He isn't a gay guy. He is asking him that now. If he wants to go to that place with him and Binky. To the gay bath house that is. "Arthur can you come to the bathhouse?" said Buster, "With me and Binky?" "What is a bathhouse?" said Arthur, "A Public bathing place?" "Not really," said Buster, "But it is well a sex club." "Buster i am not gay. If i was i would go," said Arthur, "You should know i date Francine i have a date with her tonight." "I forgot about that,"said Buster, "Just thought i would ask." "Thanks for asking," said Arthur, "Your my best friend even though your gay i accept you being gay." Buster knows Arthur accepts it. And knows why Arthur won't go in a gay bathhouse. But they are still best friends. Now Buster, Binky, Mr. Ratburn, and Wilbur Rabbit are on their way to the bathhouse. Named Elwood City bathhouse. "This is the place," said Mr. Ratburn, "You two can becoming members for just $18.00." "Sounds good to me," said Buster, "How about you Binky?" "Yeah it sure does," said Binky, "Let's go inside now." "Yes let's do," said Mr. Ratburn, "And get you two membership. And we can enjoy this place." "You two can find love inside," said Wilbur Rabbit, "Maybe you two will have each other." They went inside and paid the worker both paid$ 18.00 for membership and buzzed through and got their towels and condoms. They went to their lockers took off their clothes and put the towels around their waist. "Don't be afraid if they feel the front of your towels," said Mr. Ratburn, "They want to feel your manhood." "We know that," said Buster, "We checked about these places online." "Yes indeed," said Binky, "That is why we agreed to come here." "I forgot you two did research," said Mr. Ratburn, "We hope you two find love here." They went in a small room that was rented by a man named Richard. He is waiting for other men like Buster and Binky. Arthur and Francine is at a restaurant called Steak house. Along with George and Sue Ellen. Talking about their gay friends. Which is Buster and Binky. Plus Mr. Ratburn and Wilbur Rabbit. See what happens in the next chapter.
Castration of Arthur and them At age 35 Arthur needs his genitals removed. That is common for anthropomorphic animals. He will also lose his penis. Not just his balls and scrotum and his proestate. His penis is removed last so they can reroute his urethra so he can sit to pee. He is at the hospital stripped naked ready to get his gentials removed from his body so he won't die if they fall off him. "Okay let's tell you what i will do," said the doctor, "Remove your prostate first and remove penis last." "I know that," said Arthur, "Genitals at our age gets them removed for us anthropomorphic animals." "Then time to make you sleep," said the doctor, "And remove your genitals so they wont fall off killing you." "I am ready to be fully castrated," said Arthur, "Bye penis see you, my balls, sack, and proestate see you in a jar." "Yes they will be floating in a jar," said the doctor, "Now let's remove your genitals." They put the mask with the general anesthetic comes out of. The doctor slowley removed his gentials from his proestate to his penis and made him a new pee hole between his legs. Then regenerated the area so it is like he never had genitals. His genitals is now floating in a jar. He woke up saw no genitals. He is glad they are off by a doctor than them fall off of him. "Good they are off," said Arthur, "Now my front is now as smooth as females fronts." "They came off easy," said the doctor, "And i regenerated the area so we made it nice and smooth as girls and women." "You are sure very good at castration," said Arthur, "As well as removing penises." "That i am," said the doctor, "As well as removing female vagina's." "That is good," said Arthur, "Thanks for removing them. Your the best castrator ever." "That i am," said the doctor, "And your very welcome so your genitals wont fall off bickers you no longer have a penis." He went home then. In two days Buster and Francine get theirs removed. See what happens next chapter.
>>24433 >See what happens next chapter. WELL??!?
>this is a sticky How gay can /cow/ get?
>>26584 Use two "=" characters, write a message, and finish with two more "=" to find out. It should look like this: =​=How gay is /cow/?==
>>26584 We think /cow/ is a gay board in fact of course
>>26630 /cow/ is a circumcized board in fact of course. Every /cow/boy has a penis with no foreskin in fact of course.
>>27872 Is is fake and false I'm an intact A-log and I'm sure there are many more!!!!
When does Arthur get his Islamic tolerance episode and rape D.W.?
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>>28185 It'll just be the punch episode but with man dresses and burqas.
Is this the one where none of them have genitals?
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excellent thread in fact of course
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OFFICIAL THREAD RATING
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>>31111 surely those digits bring it up to at least a 3?
Гунт INTO Гунт Now that's fucking retarded BO = UNFUNNY NIGGERS
>>31548 Ni­ggers can't even bt­fo gu­ntfilters
>>31548 >BO it's sitewide, it happens on other boards too. It's how you spell G U N T in Cyrillic, look up River G U N T on your search engine of choice.
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Гунт squad
>>31591 Actually Gnt would be "Гант" Гунт is pronounced "Goont".
Carl Benjamin Sargon Sargon of Akkad
test G​AMERGATE N​IGGER S​ARGON
TEST
G​AMERGATE bickers S​ARGON
>>59936 >despite the US government having no existing legal authority to do so 1. Proof? 2. What the fuck do you care about the authority of a government you're trying to erase?
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>>61715 AntiFa didn't write this, CNN did
>>61862 HEY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT I JUSTED WANTED TO TELL U THAT RICK IN MORTY IS MEGA GAYBO AND I HOPE U GO TO REDDIT AND DIE YOU NORMALSHIT SCUM NEWFAG PLEBBITOR NERD SCIENCE KID!!!!
>>61862 huh i didn't know it was possible to fit an entire episode on a small webm >>62715 boo 0/10 gore (just kidding) >>62779 should i summon the barneyfag
>>63819 >>boo 0/10 gore ok fag
PPP ego is out of control What a lame show. He is in fact become a jcaesar187 or Mister Metokur 2.0
Kill your soul in a more definitive manner.
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