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Malcolm Brenner Anonymous 01/01/2020 (Wed) 07:30:16 ID: b652de No.25223
Meet Malcolm (Dolphin Fucker) Brenner. A 68 year degenerate zoophile who had sex with his family dog and a dolphin. Oh wait, i mean "non people of the sea." He thinks bickers he fucked a dolphin he knows how animals think and feel. And bickers we can keep animals as pets,breed them and eat them we should be able to fuck them bickers they can constant and think like we do. He also says he's done research on this subject but hasn't provided any evidence to support his claims. Wiki: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Malcolm_Brenner_(writer) Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/user/MalcolmBrenner Website: https://malcolmbrenner.com/ Interview: https://youtu.be/aEX33vAyF5Y (where the comments come from)
Anonymous 01/01/2020 (Wed) 09:42:28 ID: 2bd447 No.25230
>>25223 Guess he took the dolphin-fucking copypasta guide to heart. Legend.
Anonymous 01/01/2020 (Wed) 21:49:45 ID: 16d126 No.25259
Shine on, dolphin boy.
sage sage 01/03/2020 (Fri) 18:26:47 ID: e671c3 No.25454
Where's the funny? I don't see any funny. This is supposed to be a funny board, not your fucking moral outrage outlet.
Satan 01/03/2020 (Fri) 18:48:35 ID: 297d7d No.25457
>>25454 dolphin fucking is inherently funny
Anonymous 01/03/2020 (Fri) 18:54:50 ID: d57032 No.25460
>>25454 Akshually this is where we pretend to be making fun of ecelebs and retards but we're actually seething and raging behind our keyboards
Anonymous 01/03/2020 (Fri) 19:29:38 ID: eb03cf No.25464
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JEWISH GUYS FUCK FISH He says he was molested as a child.
Anonymous 01/04/2020 (Sat) 01:39:24 ID: 7aeb39 No.25504
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>>25464 >Dolphin >Fish
Anonymous 01/04/2020 (Sat) 01:45:40 ID: 7aeb39 No.25510
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>>25504 Time to do some investigative journalism
Anonymous 01/04/2020 (Sat) 02:59:25 ID: 7aeb39 No.25527
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>>25510 That was quick. idk OP, he seems pretty cool
Anonymous 01/04/2020 (Sat) 03:07:49 ID: 7aeb39 No.25530
>>25464 >Website says he was sent to a therapist that believed in Wilhelm Reich's crazy orgone energy bullshit I believe it
JEWS 01/04/2020 (Sat) 03:34:29 ID: 7b2c11 No.25540
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>>25454 GET OUT
Anonymous 01/04/2020 (Sat) 04:57:47 No.25551
>>25527 >sent from my Samsung Smart Fridge Did you really send an email from your fridge? Also this guy does sound pretty cool.
Anonymous 01/04/2020 (Sat) 05:07:22 ID: 4ad514 No.25553
Didn't jewywood make some (((critically acclaimed))) film about a woman fucking a fish?
Anonymous 01/04/2020 (Sat) 05:27:19 ID: 1b01be No.25558
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>>25527 This guy is awesome. I'd buy him a beer and listen to his stories about fucking dolphins.
Anonymous 01/04/2020 (Sat) 15:47:44 ID: eb03cf No.25683
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>>25527 >an expert in telepathy, skinwalkers, casting spells, and orgone energy Interesting guy
Anonymous 01/04/2020 (Sat) 23:18:46 ID: c6d9bf No.25716
>>25553 "The Shape of Water", directed by Guillermo del Toro, dealt with that, and it won Best Picture at the Oscars.
Anonymous 01/04/2020 (Sat) 23:23:49 ID: 1b01be No.25721
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>>25716 >Oscars
Anonymous 01/08/2020 (Wed) 00:58:35 ID: c2e34d No.26205
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>>25223 Wow. That's terrible. He should be shot. My poor dolphin is crying. The image was changed to prevent editing. I can't believe dolphinsex.org exists. It's disgusting. These poor bottlenoses.
Anonymous 01/09/2020 (Thu) 17:53:40 ID: 92fc07 No.26406
>>25223 >make a thread about some decent zoo, that will ruin him >:D >anons think he's cool HOW EMBARASSING
Anonymous 07/28/2020 (Tue) 13:20:24 ID: 4cd3ef No.68806
>>26406 L TO THE MAO
Anonymous 07/28/2020 (Tue) 14:08:28 No.68820
>sex with a dog [...] ew
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