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Resident Evil thread Anonymous 02/23/2023 (Thu) 17:37:49 No.893
Which one is your favorite? Mine is probably 3. I know it's largely inferior to 2 but I really like the vibe of the city and Jill's sexy outfit. Also is does add some interesting mechanics like powder mixing and of course Nemesis hunting you down like a dog brings some unrivaled tension.
>>1592 >nu-re is serious. you have to have autism, it is whacky still but it is just 3d scanned graphics. Fuck, Jill in RE3make gets raped in her mouth by a spider that is made out of flesh. >>1608 >Fun isn't allowed anon. I have noticed
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Pozzed with stronk wommyn talk.
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>>1589 >>1618 >>1620 I found out whom the model is for Ashley and I think she got hired because she is model, white and lives in Japan. In other words they didn't care if she looked or didn't look like the original face model. I also found out that the model for Jill Valentine is a Russian thot that sometimes is a twitch streamer. Then I found another interesting thing, in Jill's lore she is half Japanese(for some reason even when she is huwhyte looking) But yeah, this model is ugly, and probably got the job because she gave out a blowjob to the Japanese producer.
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>>1634 She looks like your average childless, smug, white millennial/zoomer whore. And then they built a Nugame around it lol. It's beyond over.
>>1638 It's the same shit as with Cuckjewma all over again.
>RE5 numake can you imagine...
>>1642 Is it even possible? The butthurt over the plot alone would be insane. >nooooo!!! you can't have a white guy shooting africans!!! Black. Lives. MATTER!!!!!!!
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>>1651 Obviously not, the game is so based it was being called raysist even back then. Capcom had to add huwite guys into he negro hordes and also had to add the negress co-player at the last moment, originally the game was played solo. There's absolutely no way even that can fly nowadays. I can only imagine making negress the protagonist and you shoot huwite south african farmers kek. Also negress gonna be ugly and as ape-like as possible instead of the attractive Caucasian negress from RE5. Fuck, RE5 is so fucking great.
>>1642 No, not gonna happen it is too politically charged they will probably make RE6make before 5 tbqh fam. >>1652 Don't forget that they didn't even numake RE1.
>>1652 It's a shame too because I remember it being a lot of fun when I played it at a friend's house, even though we didn't get very far. Hopefully someone who loves the series to death recreates the game.
>>1653 >Don't forget that they didn't even numake RE1. At least one game will remain untarnished. >will probably make RE6make before 5 tbqh fam 6 is already as modern as you can get, the only thing for them to do there is to change it to modern soysibilities.
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>>1656 >It's a shame Shame what? That it won't get numade? That's a great joy. >Hopefully someone who loves the series to death recreates the game. <Needing it recreated for some reason You know you can just play the game, right?
>>1658 >for some reason Oh I don't know, making it look nicer while sticking to the original art style and mood? Along with fixing problems that might have gone unpatched in the old game? Which is exactly what they did with the original REmake? And this is the 2nd time you've used that image on me for something Resident Evil related... I need to stop coming to these places.
>>1659 If they could keep the atmosphere and visuals of the original while improving graphics/resolution, fine, but they can't help themselves.
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>Denuvo gotta buy the game goyim
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>>1728 >no ballistics >jacket to cover the non-existent ballistics >shorts instead of a skirt because skirts are sexist, racist and transphobic or something equally retarded Did they give her a manjaw too? Why would someone not just replay the original?
>>1728 That is the thing that really suck, why couldn't they put her in jeans at that point? Then you could see her buttocks. Also wasn't the skirt to show that ashley is in school uniform? >>1749 I think you are looking too much into it. They or capcom is using 3d scans and they are using models and at the same time have them dress up, probably. >why won't people just replay the original because re4make is like 2, it has other elements in the game and not 1:1 remake but more taking things they like and adding things like blood and gore. This is a bloody game and quite gory compared to the original, and the shotgun is quite fun, and slitting the villagers throat with a knife is fun, so you have new gaymeplay elements to the game that is fun. Also, you can buy RE4 to ps4, so there is no need to buy the new game if one just wants the same thing.
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>>1749 They made her ugly and older so as to avoid any "questionable" relationship between her and Leon. She doesn't ask him out at the end as well >>1618 >Why would someone not just replay the original? Zoomers and normalfags don't play anything older than 3 years ago. Which is good fortune for jewy companies who can milk them for money by windowdressing old content.
>>1751 >They made her ugly and older so as to avoid any "questionable" relationship between her and Leon. I think you are seeing to much into it. They used a model in the original 4th game as-well but the big difference is that it was based of a model and then it was modeled in 3d. This time around they are using a model and it is fully scanned with minor artistic renditions, also it is highly likely that the director or producer had sex with this dutch model. >zoomers and normalfags don't play anything older than 3 years ago no, they just play what is popular and this isn't one of those games.This is for a specific nostalgiafag audience that want a form of gameplay in their gamese, the same ones that liked nu-Dead Space for example. it isn't normalfag friendly at all since it has no multiplayer.
>>1752 >This time around they are using a model and it is fully scanned And made her ugly and unflattering to appeal to western sensibilities to which they are pandering. They needed to make her non-sexual, and so unattractive and plain. >no, they just play what is popular In what way that contradicts what I said.
>>1751 >to avoid any "questionable" relationship between her and Leon I don't get the faggotry over that. First of all I think she was 21. She was a college student so at the very least she was 18. Second a young woman developing a crush on the good looking super agent that saved her from some fucked up shit isn't exactly bizarre. And third and maybe the most important part concerning their relationship he turns her down and she was never seen again, so the relationship ended as soon as the credited rolled. Good fucking god crapcom is a lost cause.
>>1754 Wasn't she originally 16? Either way she was under 2 digits anon and the nuworld says if you find a 16 year old or 18 year old attractive you are a pedophile, just don't pay attention to all the jews raping and eating 8 year olds, okay?
>>1756 Anon, the left doesn't actually play video games to know any of this. She looked young and attractive, which is enough of a reason for lefties to whine, which is ironic considering all of them are pedophiles.
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>>1754 >And made her ugly and unflattering to appeal to western sensibilities to which they are pandering. T >hey needed to make her non-sexual, and so unattractive and plain. It hasn't anything to do with gameplay but it is obvious that this was made because of western ess-jay-double-jew bullshit, the real model to begin with isn't attractive, so there are some real world explanation for this and one of them is that she was an easy lay for the Japanese producers, since RE2, they havent found models that are super attractive, just run of the mill models, just plain average at best. The outfit of Ashley, it is kinda obvious, if one look at Japanese models and what is popular in Korea and Japan when it comes to women to wear, then you can see that it is the women team of capcom that made her outfit in that direction, it just so happens that it worked with both western insanity and Japanese artists making the clothes. That it is a trick skirt, for perverts not to look up it. >pic related. >In what way that contradicts what I said. RE 4 or Biohazard re4 is a game that is made for normalfags but isn't popular with normalfags, it is a game that is popular with certain people that likes singleplayer games, or actual games. Beneath the 3d scanned polygonal models there is actual fun gameplay. And it feels like a game that will do bad in sales because it is nostalgia fagging but to the wrong people, because nostalgiafags wants 1:1 remaster or whatever and not a numake with added and subtracted things. So die hard RE4 fans will be pissed off and hate the game, not buy it because it is an expensive game, and normalfags do not want to invest/buy it because it hasn't any multiplayer component. So it is basically a game that is for a really small minority of people. >>1761 In Japan she might be 16 because I think it is high school clothes that they tried to mimic in the first 4th game.Then when it came to Europe they could've changed her age, so it doesn't seem too perverted. >>1756 Capcom is one of the few that makes games. >>1771 It is a trick skirt. I bet money, if this game loses money because of too many nostalgia fans wanted a 1:1 and not the numake treatment. This could be the last numake game, so there is hope for you guys after all. I would think this was at-least 70 million dollars if not more money in it's budget, and that needs allot of copies sold to break even, and I do not personally see the normalfag friendlyness of this game. >>1772 also his is probably a big problem for normalfags, this game has actual puzzles that normalfags cannot solve because they cannot tell the time.
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RE5 was so based
More things removed from the demake: >Leon getting caught in the sea monster rope >Leon running from a boulder >Leon pushing down ashley and saying "Way" >Leon hugging Ashley after the Knight business >Leon and Ada almost kissing but infection turns it into a brawl >No overtime >Truck crash >Shoot the dog >Fight with mendez cutscene >Waterfall >Ashley hiding in garbage bin >Two choice path/ el gigant part 2 >Cable car >Water room counts as cut cause it sucks now >Invisible insects >Swinging guillotine room >Most of the museum >Most of the dining rooms >Free Ashley >Salazar and saddler calls/ character development >Lava room >Fast travel castle mine cart >Most of the bedroom area >Drill truck >Roof ceilling spike >Clocktower repair >Ruins and plagas origin in the mines >Overcompensating salazar statue >Salazar snake >Full Bulldozer sequence >Lazer room >Treasures missing or in paid dlc >Assignment ada >Separate ways
>>1810 They should have just cut the whole game out and when you hit new game it just sends you straight to the credits that end with 'Thanks for the money suckers!' I'm sure (((critics))) and normalniggers would have loved it as the perfect modernization of a classic game that none of them played.
>>1830 The worst thing are the copes defending the demake, like it's okay they stripped everything from the game since it's a "remake". Basically as long as it has modern graphics and is a shitty TLOU clone, zoomers are content with it because that the only standard they know and playing old games is not an option.
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>>1835 The cope comes from that you anti-nu game fags misrepresent the game. The game could've been a 1:1 remake and you nigger would still complain that it isn't new enough. Like this being a TLOU clone, that is the most retarded thing I have seen on this board. It isn't near TLOU, this RE4make has actual gameplay mechanics, like the leveling the weapons actually count, the actual item management is there, the fun things from RE4 is there but now you can knife the spics in their throat. What they've taken away or changed can be for many reasons like burger politics or because it was an artistic decision, whom the fuck knows? It is basically just take away things and adding things because it is a numake after-all.
>>1877 It would still be retarded even if it was a 1:1 remake anon. Remake dark souls 2 but as it originally was elden ring but more interesting and I'd be okay with remakes.
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>>1877 >that is the most retarded thing I have seen on this board. You're not reading your own posts then. Or anyone else's for that matter.
>>1893 It's just a cope to justify the financial investment. >n-no, I didn't waste money, these games are actually not total shit
>>1887 Perhaps you misunderstand, I simply would have loved to see dark souls 2 as it originally was going to be, more open-world and with a emphasis on the dark and time travel, the larger scale it unfortunately never got to see. I have a feeling it's open world would be a lot more tightly-squeezed together and more well alive that modern open worlds. I don't dislike elden ring, it is a fun game by all means but it still has the stench of decadence and death from nugaming.
>>1900 I see. That would be nice but that's not really a remake, that's more like a hypothetical. I don't think DS2 was ever meant to be sandbox open world and instead more open-ended like Dragon's Dogma or in fact the original Dark Souls but bigger. Which is the best way to do "open world", sandbox games suck ass unless it's a GTA-like game where you can fly helicopters and shoot hookers and shit. Otherwise in a fantasy setting it's just a bunch of empty space with copy-pasted activities and micro tasks.
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>>1898 >>1887 the REmake games is it's own series to justify it being in the same universe as the mainline games, or so I believe. >>1893 I am reading my own post, you either haven't played RE4mak or TLOU games, I have played them even beat both of TLOU and these games are nothing like Resident Evil even the numake games. TLOU will stop gameplay to have the character talk or do something or to show a cutscene because it isn't a game in the traditional sense, it is an interactive cinematic experience. RE4 was the blueprint for this but it isn't a cinematic interactive experience, and the remake/numake also isn't such a game. The beginning of a chapter and end of a chapter is where the cinematic is, you now like how RE4 is. >>1898 No, it is more with saying that an actual game isn't a game, is fucking dumb. >>1900 >fromsoft >stench of nugaming you people have lost your fucking minds. I am not even a fan of Elden Ring but I can say for certain it isn't anything near an interactive cinematic experience or ubisoft sandbox. >>1904 Depends on the open world, some open world make sense others don't make sense. Also Dark Souls isn't a open world but open level design that is akin to a metroidvania but in 3d without the map.
>>1934 >Also Dark Souls isn't a open world but open level design literally what I said, learn to read
>>1935 >I don't think DS2 was ever meant to be sandbox open world and instead more open-ended like Dragon's Dogma or in fact the original Dark Souls but bigger. Almost had it correct but then you came with this; >Which is the best way to do "open world", sandbox games suck ass unless it's a GTA-like game Again, not a sandbox, also not an open world. It is like dungeon siege a free flowing and continuous level, that is different. And there is still level design there since it is a dungeon crawler.
>>1927 we have reached levels of nigger worship that shouldn't even be possible.
>>1955 No level of degeneracy is impossible when jews are involved.
>>1955 yeah, I personally believe when they numake RE5 they are going to make a wakanda version of he nigger market instead of this shady huts made from random materials, which gave RE5 that feel that you are actually in Africa, also do not forget about Jill literally being controlled by Wesker like a sex robot in a latex suit. Yeah, that is going to be a game that is almost impossible to numake. If not they might skip it to RE6 all together and make a game with each character instead of a game with 3 protagonists.
They will definitely skip 5 but they won't numake 6 because it's not popular with notmalnigs. They will likely numake 1.
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