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Welcome to /kong/ Anonymous 08/03/2020 (Mon) 16:57:08 No.1 [Reply]
RULES 1. Keep it vidya related 2. Spoiler NSFW content (i.e. porn, gore, etc.) 3. Post archive/invidious links in threads 4. Keep spam and namefagging to a minimum
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I am so sick of modern developers Anonymous 04/23/2023 (Sun) 20:28:14 No.2573 [Reply]
https://archive.is/IiMv2 >we can't do big expensive "RPGs" anymore because its really expensive because....reasons. >it's just..expensive now all of a sudden! >look at the indie shit like...Disco Elysium! That's "pushing the envelope." >The state of the industry today just doesn't allow us to make big games anymore So the supposedly "very feasible" state of the industry today is broken always-online games released in worse shape than CP2077 at launch and then getting patches for two years to get playable and....wait, that sounds exactly like CP2077. So all the other games launch like shit and require the same work, and yet we can allow those and not single player games because...reasons. Here's the thing: these developers are lying assholes. I am so sick of modern developers. They are the biggest pussies and crybabies. What is really going is that publishers prefer the cost model of always-online multiplayer games. They are an inch deep and a mile wide. The require the absolute minimum of effort, they can be procrastinated into infinity, and the profit model consequentially is greater. That's what this is all about, and developers as a whole have gotten subconsciously conditioned to this way of thinking so that when something like CP2077 comes along, they whine because of the I suppose bigger payoff model of single player game because since it ends it can't be conned into infinity like so much other shit. Dumbshit devs though so this makes them "obsolete." OK, go make another Anthem then lol. Go make another Tom Clancy The Division then. The Division is actually a perfect example of what I am talking about, hear me out. I am not going to defend it, it's just such a perfect microcosm of the supposedly "not obsolete, totally feasible" game industry that CP2077 devs compare the "obsolete" single player game style to. The Division 2 had a paper thin story and the other 95% of the game was based on meaningless grinding. That's it. For three years since 2020 Massive "extended" the Division 2 by releasing "seasons" and each of these "seasons" had a carbon copy bad guy and team of bad guys, you went and killed them in the exact same maps you already ran through 20 times before. You just grinded through the same thing over and over for over 10 "seasons" and none of the bad guys were consequential or mad much lore/story/writing at all. It was all cookie cutter. That is how Massive got out of making another Division 3, they just strung along these meaningless grind seasons and hamfisted a gradual ending into the game, not unlike Destiny. You know where D2's ending is going through these seasons? There's a bad Russian boss girl as the big bad. Wow, incredible writing and effort there. A bad Russian, and she is a blonde! However, there is also a boss girl too, so she's actually cool! And during all this everything is walled off behind microtransactions unless you spent hours upon hours of grinding. This is the "modern industry" that CP2077 says is so great and is so cost effective and that we all need to be like. Yeah, because it requires zero fucking work on your part, you lazy piece of shit. What you want to do is have your mini-team sit on its ass, plug technical patches every few months or so, and watch gamers do the same goddamn thing they were doing 4 years ago when your shitty live service launched, and sit back and recoup your minimal effort with the live-service cost model and microtransactions, and what effort you do put into the game is barely sublimated woke-shit with feminism and niggerism. That is where CDProject Red wants to be apparently. That is the gravy train. That is the "modern industry" that is so incredible and has rendered single-player games "obsolete." And I say this as someone who in 2023 thinks CP2077 is a genuinely good game. YEAH YEAH go ahead and contrarian my ass. No, you are just a lazy, whiny piece of shit that doesn't want to have to actually do a job. Oh, and keep in mind that these motherfuckers made hundreds of millions of dollars of CP2077, and continue making money on it. They profited more off CP2077 probably more than any other non-online, single player game in history, so clearly the demand is there, but they are so lazy, they such literal "snowflakes" that they whine and cry still! It's offensive. FUCK modern developers.
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>>3736 >not "I want to fuck a little girl"
>>3738 Could be. One's kinda sensible and natural, one's insane and very unnatural. So yeah.
>>3739 >One's kinda sensible and natural kys
>>3744 No U, m'lady. >*tips fedora*
>>3746 >kys

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Prince of Nigeria Anonymous 06/10/2023 (Sat) 14:52:07 No.3747 [Reply]
This looks like a PS3 game, how the fuck is this allowed? If this isn't a budgeted release at like $20 they're not even trying anymore. Sheeeeit

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Anonymous 06/05/2023 (Mon) 19:34:09 No.3474 [Reply]
Remember VR?
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step aside, the future of gaming coming through
>>3518 sheeeeeit
>>3518 Well if anyone was going to waste $3500 on something that makes them look retarded it would be niggers.
>>3520 you meant steal?
I miss motion controls, a much better gimmick than this shit...

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Anonymous 06/01/2023 (Thu) 06:02:54 No.3364 [Reply]
SF6 has denuvo, as if the tranny announcers weren't enough It's over Street Fighter bros Nice to see PCGamer take the opportunity to blow the game further, saying IT'S SO FRIKKIN EPIC AND FLUID Fighting games are dead.
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>>3511 >don't expect*
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anons i'm just saying
non-whites are the ones exporting degeneracy. asians are the worst. muh cyberpunk south korea. that's a cope. asian infrastructure is on par with african shitholes, except asians are even more faggy than niggers, which is a surprise, since black "men" produce the most estrogen and they also have the highest rate of trannies and fags,
>>3525 hot

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Squeenix Thread Anonymous 03/12/2023 (Sun) 20:04:07 No.1335 [Reply] [Last]
Squeenix is losing money. I won't be surprised if they're bought by Soyny or something. Really sad state of things thinking back on their illustrious work in the past. FF16 won't be a big hit that's for sure and Forwoken undermined their brand really hard.
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Gaming truly is dead. This is no longer a blackpill.
>>3730 >gayming is following the pedowood example of remaking everything what a degenerate timeline
>>3730 >in the vastly improved ending that was written with diversity and inclusion in mind tidus watches from the corner of the room while yuna has sex with several black men Stunning and brave.
>>3741 >Tidus >not black

kong /meta Anonymous 01/26/2023 (Thu) 17:49:05 No.277 [Reply] [Last]
/meta, offtopic, & QTDDTOT you know the drill faggots
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>>3287 >Fair-disclosure Warning! >Be advised: having Chii waiting tirelessly for you at home, night & day, may give you unreasonably-high expectations that 3DPD simply can't meet. :^) ok pedo
>>3717 He isn't a pedo anon what the hell are you talking about.
>>3717 >trying to bust Chobitsu's balls over his waifu Get a load of this guy.
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it's over
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>>3732 Truly the baste Russians and Chinese are now our only hope.

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Metal Gear appreciation thread Anonymous 01/23/2023 (Mon) 21:55:23 No.208 [Reply] [Last]
>Discuss your favorite and least favorite games in the series >Post memes >Kojima is a hack
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>>3722 The fact that you already can't tell the difference from the real thing is scary.
>>3723 The patriots are a lot cooler than the jews tbh.
>>3725 Solidus did nothing wrong.
>>3722 This is pretty insightful. Props to whoever created it. The answer is simple: we have to create our own physical waifus. Robowaifus if you will. And they need to be entirely DIY from the get-go, even down to creating micro fabs for chips to systems.
>>3722 then they'll numake MGS2, Colonel will call Raiden to tell him about proper pronouns

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Summer Gay Fest Anonymous 06/08/2023 (Thu) 17:23:13 No.3529 [Reply] [Last]
aka The Not E3 aka the Kojima cocksuckfest https://www.yewtu.be/watch?v=QDXcGEo1TfU
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>>3713 You could easily find a niggerless game up to the 7th gen.
>>3713 Kiwami's arn't just graphical upgrades, quests have been removed, added, a bunch of new minigames usually ported straight from the last game that came out, so Kiwami 1 has Cabaret Club Czar from Y0 and 2 has clan creator from Y6. I remember reading some complaints about how some quests where removed as a censorship thing, but like most people non japs, I didn't play the original 2.
>>3711 I know it isn't entirely dead but it still is dead in the sense that it has no true spark or energy in it anymore and there are no more true gamers in any sector of the industry anymore. I know there are still some decent games as you said and one nigger doesn't ruin everything for me, that being said it is still a depressing thing to witness. >>3713 Well that is better than what capcop has created anon, maybe I will try it out in the future.
>>3716 >one nigger is one nigger too many
>>3715 >Kiwami's arn't just graphical upgrades, quests have been removed so it's not the same game

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Anonymous 04/05/2023 (Wed) 13:26:03 No.2126 [Reply]
It seems common to say these were poor transitions to 3D graphics, but I think they still hold up today. Especially SA1, its open-ended world and impressive early online features are a standout.
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>>3516 >Sonic the Hedgehog co-creator Yuji Naka could serve two and a half years in prison as part of his sentencing for insider trading charges. >Naka, who also directed Balan Wonderworld, was arrested in November in connection to an insider trading investigation involving the reveal of a new Dragon Quest game. Naka was accused of purchasing 10,000 shares worth 2.8 million yen (roughly $20,000) in Aiming, the company behind the new mobile Dragon Quest game.
>>3517 I was expecting something a lot more degenerate considering.
>>3521 still a damage to his name
>>2571 If it has enough 10/10s vs 1/10s to balance out to 8/10 then that's a shitload of 10/10s in comparison to the 1/10s.
>>3719 not really

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