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Welcome to /kong/ Anonymous 08/03/2020 (Mon) 16:57:08 No.1 [Reply]
RULES 1. Keep it vidya related 2. Spoiler NSFW content (i.e. porn, gore, etc.) 3. Post archive/invidious links in threads 4. Keep spam and namefagging to a minimum
Edited last time by nandandor on 08/04/2020 (Tue) 00:19:07.

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Anonymous 05/03/2023 (Wed) 19:20:08 No.2761 [Reply]
People want to believe video games are artworks that will be able to be enjoyed for years to come and can constantly be critiqued by a fresh set of eyes. Nobody wants to admit the more grim reality: That nobody who isn't part of your immediate generations is going to give a single fuck about any of the video games you think are amazing. Its sad but thats just how it is. Any attempt at some kind of video game art historical curation or museum thing is just millenials desperately floundering and trying to make the thing they really loved matter more than it does. The truth is that the generation after Zoomers(Alpha) wont give much of a fuck about any of the old games and the generation after that even less. It'll all become even more ephemeral and esoteric when all the original hardware has finally bitten the dust and the only way to experience these things is emulation (which they can't into).
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>>2761 >That nobody who isn't part of your immediate generations is going to give a single fuck about any of the video games Good. Normalfags should be gatekept out of gaming at any cost.
>>3416 >>3442 If zoomers won't play Deus Ex that's their loss. If Alpha/Omegas will not boot up Shenmue in their lifetime then it's a crying shame for them. All I'm going to do is curate my own things that I like and hope that a few amongst the newer generations are already interested before they come in from the cold to look at what I've got, and maybe learn a thing or two they didn't know before. Maybe most won't do that, maybe it's poppy playtime/fortnite/FNAF all the way, I don't know. But most people won't go to a museum regardless of what generation you're talking about. Gaming is one of the most self-preserving hobbies you could choose to pick on in terms of culture that gets passed down and in terms of surviving upheavals. I refuse to doom over it. We'll be culturally bereft of many more important things before we're left bereft of some of the most basic recreational activities like that.
>>8469 Modern gayming has literally nothing to do with real gaming. It's like the difference between a PS1 and an old pong console, sure they're technically both "videogames" but not really.
>>8472 But these companies making "the current thing" are making decreasingly low-tier level of slop. Are you sure even the ignorant and culturally bereft are to never notice this? These companies, they're beginning to lose money slop over fist... Do you think the fortnite character skins market should "progress" in perpetuity? Take the film industry as a parallel example. Kids might start to notice this crop of films suck shit from Goldsteinberg's ass. Said film companies may stand to make a little bit less profit. As for the millennial generation becoming a cultural irrelevance, it's worth reminding OP that due to the nature of millennials having fewer kids, millennials are the majority demographic after boomers turning from retirees to deceased. It's said that kids dictate the buying habits of adults through pester power and things, but it's mostly been about the fact the younger generation outnumber their adult peers, yet now that dynamic has reversed. So if you want your "product" to carry the broadest appeal and milk the most monied groups, then millennials are the audience you should be pandering toward. That we *all* bear irrelevance compared to the genuine well-to-do is a little bit besides the point OP had for us. Sure, we'll all be told to eat the ESG. Even if that ESG is corporate-facing and not customer-facing, any companies awash with ESG cannot help themselves from contaminating and reaching their end product(s). So, in some bizarre way I'm being an optimist. Soon Porsche will not only delete from history the Christ the Redeemer landmark (which the zoomers won't care one jot about) but the product(s) they make will turn from stagnatory, to regressive, to dead-to-market in a reasonable, single-generation length of time. Let's see these kids buy/rent these products that functionally don't work and no amount of DLC aftersales will fix them.
>>2769 Also Valve bent over to the monopolizing kikes: https://archive.is/lp8KY >Rule No1 about their update <NO HATE SPEECH PLZ This has to be the last straw after updating Steam into a shitacular unoptimized browser for trannies to infest their profiles with gifs that hog the shit out of anyone's ram no matter if they're using Alienware and their negligence over the scambots.

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Anonymous 07/16/2023 (Sun) 10:19:33 No.4352 [Reply]
Is there any particular reason why MMOs died out?
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>>6339 Dunno tbh. But the editors of the page decided to put Deshawn Travon's head in as if the nigger was an important insight into solving the question. Therefore >snopes says: FAKE NEWS
>>6345 But doesn't it look like the negro is using the keyboard as a hitting rock like a primordial ape, not knowing what to actually do with it? A very accurate depiction tbh.
Do you miss MMOs?
>>5813 This goy gets it, Runescape still got a playerbase thanks to venezuelans >>7760 Considering such genre attracted the lowest common denominator: >Submissive faggots who never felt the touch of a woman >Getting their daily fix of 15 seconds worth of dopamine >Still swallowing the semen despite their overdecorated chatroom shit the bed and won't recover >Meaning they're just yes-men agreeing with the (((current message))) It was a matter of time for them to fall and trannify their lifestyles. If any archivebro visits this place somewhere in the future, let me bring up a reminder that ASSFAGGOTS games were the beginning of the end causing the gates to get flooded with normies who seek validation 24/7 thanks to the retarded memes that got beaten into a pulp because they're so kosher and kikes want to catch up the youth, so of course they kept shoving such low effort inside jokes that'd make the average NPC wonder: <Wowzers! they're talking in a whole different language, so heckin quirky and unique! <I has to dig deeper to see what's up Let alone the CCP caught whiff and also produced their own slop for the same of audience that consist purely of wastes of space. So yeah this shit was never punk and rigged from the start, once the useful retards did the hardwork of advertising they were bound to get excluded and have all the rules changed just to spite them (e.x.: World of Warcraft)

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GTA and GTA accessories Anonymous 03/24/2023 (Fri) 10:14:22 No.1678 [Reply] [Last]
>GTA6 to have 12 towns But it's gonna be woke on the other hand. Since GTA games are so modable maybe people will unwoke it in a year.
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>>10005 What's juicier is that one of ex-CEO's confirmed that they wanted GTA5 to have its online mode as the default mode, no story mode or playing the game offline whatsoever, expect this bullshit to be greenlit in GTA6. >>10011 >you can never seem to escape Not even gaming forums are safe from redditors and moderators tend to get biased in their favor, you're better off emulating shit you've been missing out.
>>10005 Hell even during Hosser's era they refused to bank on the WTC terrorist attack instead they just placed some pretentious memorial, because you know what better way to virtual signal than in a game where you're a lowbrow criminal committing mass murder and destruction. At least in the Spiderman game made sense.
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>>1678 Here's the leaked ending: >The US retired golem finally realized he got cucked >Goblina wife took it up the ass by someone else (prolly by her cousin, mexcrements are known for inbreeding) <However this clip doesn't show which action leads to a good outcome <Odds are: killing the mixedrace dyke will led the player into the bad ending, shaming the golem protagonist into suicide for killing le strang independent wahman. <As if killing the retarded memester Trevor Phillips in GTA5 wasn't bad enough
>>10098 >Odds are: killing the mixedrace dyke will led the player into the bad ending, shaming the golem protagonist into suicide for killing le strang independent wahman. >mystery meat troon is dead >race traitor faggot is dead Sounds like the good ending to me.
>>10111 A good game design would be: >Option C: Both fucking die and you play as the Irish who somehow survived both GTA4 and GTA5

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Tomb Raider thread Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 12:10:36 No.1312 [Reply] [Last]
Which had the best puzzle design?
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>remaster of PS fucking 1 games >full of bugs and glitches
>>10017 The future of gaming anons, its here!
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>>1312 >GTA Trilogy-tier remake >Faggifyed Netflix cartoon So the great revival shit the bed so bad, it got buried again and it should stay that way since trannies and faggots refuse to make games like they used to. Also Devil May Cry is next on the chopping block.
>>10110 DMC ended with five, it wasn't perfect at all but it ended, and it was cool.

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Anonymous 08/03/2023 (Thu) 03:53:23 No.4687 [Reply]
Baldurs Gay 3 BIG GAY BEAR SEX lol what the fuck
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>>7726 it already is
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>>7725 nice
>>4791 2 years later and Kingdom Come 2 lets you date a 15 year old and being an errand to some kike. >>7725 >They've archived Nazi Whip for King of Fighters
>>10104 Game niggerana is such a gay site, daily reminder that being a good goy and a groomer faggot is so heckin' based because the jews wanna destroy our civilization.
>>10107 Tranny Tails was the beginning of the end

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Anonymous 04/18/2023 (Tue) 18:30:35 No.2449 [Reply]
When's the last time you had your friends come over to play vidya? Any memorable stories?
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>>3863 >among my family ??
>>3867 Drinking and smoking dudebros came over saying they wanted to play videogames but ended up just running a train on his sister.
>>3868 uh, based?
>>2449 Which games you've played but aren't fun as you remember, it was only the memories? Mine have to be: >The first Resident Evil games >And a fuckton of bootlegs
>>10103 I would say some of my childhood PS2 geimus were kinda boring, they weren't so bad but the magic isn't the same. I wouldn't call them bad. I will say that as a kid I thought Half-Life 2 was like a real world/open world and I could go beyond the borders, finding out this wasn't the case made me sad as I got older.

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Dreamcast Anonymous 09/07/2023 (Thu) 08:26:39 No.5426 [Reply] [Last]
It’s time to admit the Dreamcast is still worth a look today. PS2 killed it because people wanted muh narrative experiences at the time, but now we’re in the age of boring, bloated vidya it’s worth looking back at a console all about the FUN and SOUL of an arcade at home >SOUL Calibur 1, Rival Schools 2/Project Justice, Tech Romancer, Power Stone 1 & 2, Virtua Fighter 3tb all remain home console exclusive >Still has the only perfect, definitive version of Marvel vs Capcom 2 >Original and only good version of Sonic Adventure, all ports fucked it up >Original and best versions of Crazy Taxi 1 & 2 YA YA YA YA YA >Arcade perfect House of the Dead 2 and weird, arguably better sister game Typing of the Dead >Great beat em ups remain exclusive like Sword of the Berserk, Fatlus’s first person Maken X, Sega’s Dynamite Cop and Zombie Revenge, and Capcom’s shmup-hybrid Cannon Spike >DEFINITIVE VERSIONS of Pro Skater 1 & 2, Spider-Man, Dino Crisis and Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver >Horror games Blue Stinger and D2 are still exclusive and still worth checking out >Seaman
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>>5938 it was going to happen eventually, just be glad we have a couple decades worth of games to choose from and the occasional indie title not made by a tranny
>>9680 >indie title not made by a tranny Such a thing exists?
>>9682 theres a few, theres a game in the works called brutal fate made by a doom modder called sergeant mark who makes people seethe cause he referenced real life gore for his gore mods and said nigger once apparently its a game made in gzdoom, its practically a doom wad wich makes some people disqualify it as a "real" game but its something theres also some indie dev that put his game on sale in steam 41% off cause some trannies were harrassing him on twitter, dont remember his name and that stardew valley guy who seems pretty normie and isnt a faggot so yea theres a few and i'd rather pay for a literal doom wad at this point than any triple a slop coming out these days
>>9683 i think one thing to look out for that serves as a redflag is any game that has a female protagonist as the playable character, freedom planet comes to mind and the dev is unsurprisingly a troon, and the whole thing looks like deviantart trash, compare that with sparky and its totally different, funny how the latter is actually progressing their franchise while the freedom troon lets his game rot and lives his life on suicide watch needing constant reassurance from discord fags, all i know about the sparky guy is that he's a brazillian and i'd be surprised if he was a troon so yea whenever i see female leads i just assume the dev is a porn addicted faggot other redflags i can think of would be obvious shit like saying trans rights or whatever, also aggressively shilling their discord server plastering links everywhere insisting you join, good devs dont do that shit
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>>7504 I've just noticed that Sony repeated the same mistake as Nintendo, the PS2 can be considered as their own SNES while its successors are just turds that nobody missed out.

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Post about a game that you recently finished Anonymous 01/25/2023 (Wed) 18:12:38 No.265 [Reply] [Last]
Bonus points if you can elaborate on why you liked or disliked it.
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Recently I finished Devil May Cry 3, one of the best games I've played in over a decade, I always played god of war back in the day and I didn't realize it was a less sophisticated clone of the DMC games. Not to say that the original god of war games aren't fun but the amount of stylish ways you can kill demons/lack of annoying quick time events make it a deal-breaker for me.
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Recently I played Touhou 6 a bunch of times, I always end up getting raped by patchouli's laser attacks so by the time I finally made it to Remilia I got assraped on her first spellcards, I am bad at shooter games. I wish I was better at death-bombing, don't see myself getting a 1cc, but I've almost beaten 7 a good amount of times before as well so I know the possibility of me beating the game exists.
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I've been playing through salt and sanctuary as of late, its a fun game but like a lot of metroidvanias I always get lost in it. I miss you /kong/.
Been playing Dark Souls II, Augur of Darkness as of late, since I suck at it I've been grinding the giant lord to get to a high enough level to win against most of the various remaining bosses.
>>265 So I've finally figured how to emulate VirtualBoy games properly without the bullshit emulators promoted by The Emulator Zone (the highly praised one shits itself when you try to configure its video display as a window instead of covering the whole screen). Holy shit did I sleep on VB Wario Land, that game really felt playing a prototype Wario Land 4, good shit in general. Hard to think this is the same Nintendo that a decade later would file a pattern about wiggling some buttplugs pretending it's the new groundbreaking way of entertainment.

Anonymous 04/25/2025 (Fri) 15:08:55 No.10087 [Reply]
Do you got a xbox friend to play with?
Yeah but we got no Xbox, good times
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>>10088 >no Xbox >good times
I miss the xbox
>>10087 Has anyone played Whacked?

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