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Welcome to /kong/ Anonymous 08/03/2020 (Mon) 16:57:08 No.1 [Reply]
RULES 1. Keep it vidya related 2. Spoiler NSFW content (i.e. porn, gore, etc.) 3. Post archive/invidious links in threads 4. Keep spam and namefagging to a minimum
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Anonymous 02/16/2024 (Fri) 06:26:08 No.9101 [Reply] [Last]
>Playstation and the AAA market has driven itself into a corner and is in actual danger of collapsing with one single video game flop. on top of that, it alienated the japanese market (as well as the developers) by focusing entirely on the western market >Microsoft is hanging in there and is doubling down on becoming a massive publisher for video games on every platform, while still keeping close to the Xbox brand. we'll see how sustainable it'll be in the years to come >Nintendo is in the best position it's ever been, keeping development costs down while still bringing in massive profits from the revenue it's attained to continue pushing out games on a consistent basis. on top of that, their next console is right around the corner, furthering their market share if it hits big
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>>9805 There's countless videos of people doing shit like making nigger shoot em ups and death to israel tier games in Roblox, it's much closer to old school internet than most other online games specifically due to the lack of overbearing centralized moderation. Pedophiles obviously come with that territory too, their presence isn't a political statement, they are opportunists and don't care about what ideologies they're dealing with as long as they can get access to children.
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>>9877 3Ds is still six million times better than the soytch, it lasts, and doesn't overheat while loading a virtual 3D menu like in Fire Emblem Three localized houses.
It makes me sad that soytendo will likely reign supreme with an underpowered crappily made piece of junk like the soytch.
>>9889 As apposed the soyny's underpowered crappily made piece of junk or microshaft's underpowered crappily made piece of junk? Let the rats fight over who's the king of the trash heap.

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Anonymous 05/28/2024 (Tue) 01:21:05 No.9873 [Reply]
My fav ecelebs said Fallout 3 is actually great and best of them all... So why our numbers are so low???
Because fallout 3 is a shit game, into the trash it goes, into the trash it goes.

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Anonymous 06/22/2023 (Thu) 22:28:06 No.4009 [Reply] [Last]
Is there any realistic way to turn gaming back into an obscure minority hobby?
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>>9862 I already do.
>>9862 Is there anything even worth playing in AAA past Witcher 3 and DS3? I guess Elden Ring is okay but I'd rather play Demon's Souls.
>>9884 play cotton on saturn emulator
>>9885 What I meany was modern games anon, I know older games still have quality, thank you for the suggestion btw.
>>9886 *modern

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Anonymous 05/16/2024 (Thu) 23:04:08 No.9853 [Reply]
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>>9864 The stale infertile mediocrity. It's horrible anon. I know that you can laugh and avoid the cry, but... I'm horrified by this image. What so bad and debilitating happened?
>>9871 >What so bad and debilitating happened? Jews.
>>9866 Nigger samurai wuz the only real samurai, the japenise wuz rul'd by nigger peoplez!

Gaming Magazines Anonymous 03/22/2023 (Wed) 05:47:27 No.1573 [Reply] [Last]
Do you miss them? Or are they antiquated? On the one hand, they couldn't compete with the lightning fast and continuously updating information online, but on the other hand, I think they were more than just a printed slice of latest info and had an entire culture about them.
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>>9604 Can you blame him?
>>9595 >zzzpedos >taking the mantle of anything but imageboard paedophilia my sides.
>>8224 the fun fact is that laserdisc were actually analog and not digital, I think
>>9868 That was the impression I was under too.

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/vroom/ Anonymous 04/16/2023 (Sun) 11:54:31 No.2368 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome to The Garage, a thread where fans of racing vidya can discuss their favorite arcade, sim, kart, and any other kinds of racing games. Interested in a series to get started with? >Daytona >Tokyo Xtreme Racer >Dirt/Colin McRae >F-Zero >Ridge Racer >Forza >Gran Turismo >Burnout >Mario Kart >Midnight Club >Midtown Madness >Need for Speed >Outrun >Project Gotham Racing/Metropolis Street Racer

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>>9753 All the cars are black.
>>9756 >>9753 And I bet their trannies will be all hooked up backwards too.
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>>9753 I always thought old racing games were hell on earth in terms of licensing hence the lack of remakes, something like Midnight Club 3 would be a major pain in the ass due to the unholy amounts of licensed shit in it including the very comprehensive soundtrack and varied car list
>>4816 >>4819 >>5027 I enjoyed Gran Turismo The Movie. In fact I went knowing that I would enjoy it more at the cinema anticipating the stuff happening in it as a comedy than I would at home where I'd have the choice of functionally every movie ever made and have that in the back of my mind watching it - whereas if you go the cinema and (preferably) go in smiling, then it's exclusively the source material's fault or not in terms of coloring how you end up experiencing it, notwithstanding other people who cough & eat popcorn or what not. Orlando Bloom in it does great. Successfully carries some of the most diabolical lines given in a movie about car nerds. "Now Le Mans is a race lasting 24 whole hours.." Big respect for being able to carry it. The blacktor playing the character I will call "Angry Dad" actually had some range, that he could do. The script doesn't afford it. But he gave me the impression he could be given a chance. Ginger spice could GTFO and only improve the movie. The role's probably written bad. Casting didn't help matters though. May as well have changed the script to be about single Dad's clumsy paternalistic love for his son. There are sections that break the suspension of disbelief too much even for a comedy when the characters start mixing "foreign lingo" (sheeeeit fam) with "gamer talk" "they levelled up" etc. I think the kids are supposed to find forrin speak colloquial and gutteral and therefore relatable, but it twinges my English heart a bit whenever there's a butchering of the language like that. Those are insignificant & small moments that must be suffered through. I suppose I better wrap it up since no one wants to read an essay on Gran Turismo The Movie. Go in knowing what you're going to get. Go in with a small number of genuine friends who also know what they too are getting. Then you will ironically or otherwise enjoy the experience, if not (in each of your opinions) the movie proper. I'm glad I went out of respect for brand loyalty instead of buying Autosport/7 ruined by a bunch of incompetent Nipponese sino-Jews no time for ruining the series fuck off
>>5028 >Sissy Van Der Gelde >>5150 >Eddie Macuck >>6231 >Jon Arntstrong more kek pls

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Anonymous 06/27/2023 (Tue) 22:22:21 No.4062 [Reply]
Has there been more of a franchise assassination than God of War? It used to be this metal power fantasy but got turned into complete neutered nu-soyshit, and now most normalnigs associate the series with it.
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Fallout being killed by Bethesda and redditors who don't understand the spirit of the games, but yet claims to be experts. https://youtu.be/XHfHx9x2jg4?t=1547
>>9843 >uhhhweeeehhhh it joo richoowall >nooooo u can't think its cool watching gods kill each other uuuuuweeeeeeeehhhhhh dats joooooooooooo humiliation and sads :^( Fffffaaaaaaaggot, you are an annoying ffffffffaaaaaaaaggot.
>>9848 >cuck goyslop enjoyer has a melty lmao, suffer kike
>>9851 >uhhhhhhweeeeeeeeehhhhh kiek kike-a-loo kike kuh-eeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee-kuh >nooooooooo I acted like a faggot and called you a kike when you pointed out my faggoting nooooo Fffffaaaaaaaggot, you are an annoying ffffffffaaaaaaaaggot.
>This Thread Sooooyboooy, get your soooyybooy heeere >Shooooaahhh, low cost shooahhhs for saaale Hoeeemoees I got ya three for two on hoeeemoeees

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Anonymous 08/17/2023 (Thu) 20:09:49 No.5017 [Reply]
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those sarcophagi. I knew it was an antideluvian. Two generations after Caine. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got the Anarchs at the Last Round to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That werewolf! Are you telling me that a forest just happens to get set on fire like that and he is conveniently right there waiting for you? No! He orchestrated it! Jack! He had the coffin brought to LA! And I tolerated him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own domain! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was embraced, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the Jyhad! But not our Jack! Couldn’t be Smiling Jack! Anarching them blind! And HE gets to be called an elder? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him! You-
>>5017 I enjoyed that, thanks anon.

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Stellar Blade Anonymous 03/26/2023 (Sun) 06:30:41 No.1717 [Reply] [Last]
https://y.com.sb/watch?v=RAynTNAmj_E As Japan has fallen to the pozz, Korea takes up the mantle. Stellar Blade is Korean-made character action with hot booba lady in tight yoga pants. Day 1 buy. If you can recall, this was the game some soy journo called "baed and outdated" while praising the potato sack from Forwoken as both were revealed.
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>>9832 Did they make the character model ever so slightly fatter as well or is that a trick of light perspective or something?
>>9839 I think it's just a trick of the light. But then again I wouldn't put it past soyny to make her ever so slightly fatter every once in a while hoping people don't notice until she looks like a sexless DEI abomination.
So I assume this is getting a PC release 2 years from now or so right? That seems to be Sony's pattern...
>>9841 Soyny exclusives have gotten PC releases years after the original release? I honestly can't think of any, but I don't watch a lot of movies these days.

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