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Welcome to /kong/ Anonymous 08/03/2020 (Mon) 16:57:08 No.1 [Reply]
RULES 1. Keep it vidya related 2. Spoiler NSFW content (i.e. porn, gore, etc.) 3. Post archive/invidious links in threads 4. Keep spam and namefagging to a minimum
Edited last time by nandandor on 08/04/2020 (Tue) 00:19:07.

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Anonymous 05/16/2024 (Thu) 23:04:08 No.9853 [Reply]
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>reposting crap from 4um The webring has fallen.
can we get a physiognomy check??? 1-Tranny with the typical angloid hipster aesthetic 2-Jew guy who looks like a real life troll 3-S.o.yboy who looks 20 years older than he really is https://youtu.be/NaxJv38kccM

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Anonymous 06/27/2023 (Tue) 22:22:21 No.4062 [Reply]
Has there been more of a franchise assassination than God of War? It used to be this metal power fantasy but got turned into complete neutered nu-soyshit, and now most normalnigs associate the series with it.
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>>4062 >shit franchise only created as humiliation ritual for white pagan tradition nothing of value also, gameplay sucked in all gows anyway, fucking qte shitfest moviegame, any retards pretending to be oldfags for liking this slop are lying to themselves
Fallout being killed by Bethesda and redditors who don't understand the spirit of the games, but yet claims to be experts. https://youtu.be/XHfHx9x2jg4?t=1547
>>9843 >uhhhweeeehhhh it joo richoowall >nooooo u can't think its cool watching gods kill each other uuuuuweeeeeeeehhhhhh dats joooooooooooo humiliation and sads :^( Fffffaaaaaaaggot, you are an annoying ffffffffaaaaaaaaggot.
>>9848 >cuck goyslop enjoyer has a melty lmao, suffer kike
>>9851 >uhhhhhhweeeeeeeeehhhhh kiek kike-a-loo kike kuh-eeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeee-kuh >nooooooooo I acted like a faggot and called you a kike when you pointed out my faggoting nooooo Fffffaaaaaaaggot, you are an annoying ffffffffaaaaaaaaggot.

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Stellar Blade Anonymous 03/26/2023 (Sun) 06:30:41 No.1717 [Reply] [Last]
https://y.com.sb/watch?v=RAynTNAmj_E As Japan has fallen to the pozz, Korea takes up the mantle. Stellar Blade is Korean-made character action with hot booba lady in tight yoga pants. Day 1 buy. If you can recall, this was the game some soy journo called "baed and outdated" while praising the potato sack from Forwoken as both were revealed.
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>>9832 Did they make the character model ever so slightly fatter as well or is that a trick of light perspective or something?
>>9839 I think it's just a trick of the light. But then again I wouldn't put it past soyny to make her ever so slightly fatter every once in a while hoping people don't notice until she looks like a sexless DEI abomination.
So I assume this is getting a PC release 2 years from now or so right? That seems to be Sony's pattern...
>>9841 Soyny exclusives have gotten PC releases years after the original release? I honestly can't think of any, but I don't watch a lot of movies these days.

The origins of localizations Anonymous 05/19/2023 (Fri) 15:28:27 No.3043 [Reply] [Last]
Is it possible that one fucking faggot from California and his company is responsible for this hideous practice of disrespecting the source material? Victor Ireland co-founded Wrecking Designs in 1990, during a time when most English vidya translations were sub-par machine translations mixed with some poor salary man trying his best with what little English knowledge he gained in Japanese high school. They took the western gaming scene by storm with their translations that actually read like proper English. Little did vidya enthusiasts know back then, that this egomaniac faggot didn't just translate the Japanese games he brought over, he actually made them into his own. So imagine this, you want to translate Japanese video games but the translators you hired aren't good enough so what do you do? Just make shit up and insert a bunch of shitty jokes everywhere and call it From former Wrecking Designs translator Tim Trzepacz: >The thing to remember is that Working Designs had really terrible translators until I came along. They were hiring some company out of San Francisco and the translators there didn’t really know English. They could translate the Japanese, but they didn’t really understand what the idiom was they were translating to. And everything was coming out of a spreadsheet so it wasn’t even in context. Japanese is a very context-sensitive language. So to a certain degree [Working Designs co-founder Victor Ireland] had no choice but to make things up as he went, because he had very little to go on. When I came in, I brought in two well-known fan-translators, C. Sue Shambaugh and Richard Kim, who ratcheted up the quality of the translations tremendously. Now things made sense! But by then Victor kinda already had his process down, he liked rewriting it and adding the comedy in. https://archive.md/TPVZX To quote the faggot himself: >Oh this script is really boring, let me put some funny stuff in here. So I would insert funny lines that really had nothing to do with what was going on. And that sort of evolved. I continued doing that, did more of it, and people generally liked it [because] they were seeing writing that they never saw in Japanese-localized or translated games, like ‘Holy crap, this is amazing’. Source https://archive.md/K5cvw Here's one of the most famous examples of localization from Lunar 2 on the Sega CD: >Girlie, if I were in the position to throw away cash on bums, you'd call me Clinton and I'd be president. I can't find the Japanese line online and I don't feel like searching through the Japanese script, but I assure you it's probably not a shitty Clinton joke. If you want more examples of "localization" just check out these articles: https://archive.md/o/238P9/https://tcrf.net/Lunar:_The_Silver_Star%23Regional_Differences https://archive.md/o/238P9/https://tcrf.net/Lunar:_Eternal_Blue/Regional_Differences

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>>9633 >his son received an Amazon package with sex toys in it >his son Did everybody miss this? Or did everyone just hear "teen victim" and assume some sexy blonde teenage babe like from some old action flick or something. Title should be "As always, localizer is gay pedo" (redundant, I know).
>>9645 Nah, I noticed it. It's just not a surprise. I just assume any pedophile is part of the faggot community until proven otherwise.
>>9645 >localizer is gay pedo That's like commenting that water is wet, anon.
>>9636 literal fanfic rewrite tier. Worthless "writers" who never would have had their shit published taking their pent up pseud hackery on japanese games, morons on cuckchan even praised overlord's translation because it's "le creative" and "fits the settings", soy infested faggot imageboard
>eopigs suffering good

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Anonymous 06/22/2023 (Thu) 22:28:06 No.4009 [Reply] [Last]
Is there any realistic way to turn gaming back into an obscure minority hobby?
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>>9813 tranny pipeline
This new era of movies/shows about games will only ruing everything even more. https://www.gfinityesports.com/guides/fallout-shady-sands-explained/
>>9808 >mommy fetish diaper wearer manchild autisimo faggot >:^( Fred flintstone beta cuck soyboy simp incel bottomfed painal trainer bean burrito I bet you do it like the normal way but instead it's butt stuff feeling like my dialogue beats the AA game that is forslowdumb tbh
>>9830 I looked at Fallout New Netflix series - I liked that it was the fallout setting, and I liked the padded "help" under the jumpsuit that the actress was getting on with over on the cover art. Then I learned the slightest thing about it and immediately jumped off. My normie cousin said it was "very very good" but that was apparently in response to episodes 1 & 2 after which the show I'm told loses the rest of the plot. Nothing at all of value was lost. Fallout games stand in their own domain/on their own right. It's just fortunate that the show's producers couldn't even keep up the minimum bar required for even filthy normie casuals to like it. I'm glad. While failure is their destiny I've got very little to worry about.
>>4009 Author of the right is such an incredible 3d modeler, as far as modeling of hot babes goes anyway, wish he would be hired to work on a fanservice heavy game, but he's probably more comfortable living on patreon bux and making fanart

what are you playing? General #1 Anonymous 02/02/2023 (Thu) 16:50:11 No.363 [Reply] [Last]
new trash to old retro vidya games, all vidya is welcome. What are you playing? can you recommend said piece of vidya to anyone or should they stay away? Or are you just playing something to see how shit it is? Come on, post whatever you are playing even if it's emulator or original hardware games(olden time consoles and handhelds), even new vidya on PC or consoles.
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>>7607 don´t listen to >>7772 play Disciples instead, its the same gig, but its less about spamming units and metagaming and more about party composition and having your units survive encounters so they promote >What are you playing? suffering through playing an archer in DA:O, god the archer is bad, now im stuck trying to fix this piece of shit because turns out the way to play archer, is to pick none of the archer perks aside from Aim and just make a lethality rogue with cunning, too late i guess...
>>9773 >Is Lunacid a tranny game? Was it made in the last 10 years by a western dev? If so, then yeah it's almost assuredly a tranny gayme.
>>9789 >play Disciples instead, its the same gig, but its less about spamming units and metagaming and more about party composition and having your units survive encounters so they promote I'll have to keep that in mind for the future. The next game of that type that I try will probably be Age of Wonders. Since I made that post, I've since gotten okay at Heroes of Might and Magic 2 but feel like I've hit a wall in terms of raising my skill level. I can win Broken Alliance on normal difficulty most of the time in fheroes2, for example. If I recall correctly, normal difficulty corresponds with hard mode in the standard game. I also tried Heroes of Might and Magic 3 and didn't care that much for it. I have 4 too but haven't played it.
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Went through the Dreamcast online catalogue. Basically a dozen and a half games for it brought back online for multiplayer. I might try to upload some of them. Note that Bomberman Online multiplayer isn't fixed yet though I heard it is being worked on. PAL Available
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posting more because why not unreal and speed devils don't have online restored yet but we remain ever hopeful

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/vroom/ Anonymous 04/16/2023 (Sun) 11:54:31 No.2368 [Reply] [Last]
Welcome to The Garage, a thread where fans of racing vidya can discuss their favorite arcade, sim, kart, and any other kinds of racing games. Interested in a series to get started with? >Daytona >Tokyo Xtreme Racer >Dirt/Colin McRae >F-Zero >Ridge Racer >Forza >Gran Turismo >Burnout >Mario Kart >Midnight Club >Midtown Madness >Need for Speed >Outrun >Project Gotham Racing/Metropolis Street Racer

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>>9753 >fucking why? So they can be super lazy and not design new tracks.
>>9753 All the cars are black.
>>9756 >>9753 And I bet their trannies will be all hooked up backwards too.
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>>9753 I always thought old racing games were hell on earth in terms of licensing hence the lack of remakes, something like Midnight Club 3 would be a major pain in the ass due to the unholy amounts of licensed shit in it including the very comprehensive soundtrack and varied car list
>>4816 >>4819 >>5027 I enjoyed Gran Turismo The Movie. In fact I went knowing that I would enjoy it more at the cinema anticipating the stuff happening in it as a comedy than I would at home where I'd have the choice of functionally every movie ever made and have that in the back of my mind watching it - whereas if you go the cinema and (preferably) go in smiling, then it's exclusively the source material's fault or not in terms of coloring how you end up experiencing it, notwithstanding other people who cough & eat popcorn or what not. Orlando Bloom in it does great. Successfully carries some of the most diabolical lines given in a movie about car nerds. "Now Le Mans is a race lasting 24 whole hours.." Big respect for being able to carry it. The blacktor playing the character I will call "Angry Dad" actually had some range, that he could do. The script doesn't afford it. But he gave me the impression he could be given a chance. Ginger spice could GTFO and only improve the movie. The role's probably written bad. Casting didn't help matters though. May as well have changed the script to be about single Dad's clumsy paternalistic love for his son. There are sections that break the suspension of disbelief too much even for a comedy when the characters start mixing "foreign lingo" (sheeeeit fam) with "gamer talk" "they levelled up" etc. I think the kids are supposed to find forrin speak colloquial and gutteral and therefore relatable, but it twinges my English heart a bit whenever there's a butchering of the language like that. Those are insignificant & small moments that must be suffered through. I suppose I better wrap it up since no one wants to read an essay on Gran Turismo The Movie. Go in knowing what you're going to get. Go in with a small number of genuine friends who also know what they too are getting. Then you will ironically or otherwise enjoy the experience, if not (in each of your opinions) the movie proper. I'm glad I went out of respect for brand loyalty instead of buying Autosport/7 ruined by a bunch of incompetent Nipponese sino-Jews no time for ruining the series fuck off

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Dragon's Dogma II Anonymous 01/12/2024 (Fri) 20:20:59 No.8300 [Reply] [Last]
Does it have any chance of being good?
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Less than an hour til release. Is there any hope it will be good?
>>9783 No. Go buy the first. If you already own it, go play it again. Story was fucking terrible and the map had that fucked old mmo geometry, reminded me of white knight chronicles. The only good thing was the gameplay and the gameplay loop (really solid), and the pawn builder. Can't imagine they improved the story any and they nerfed the character creator, so you better hope that playloop is tasty enough for your $80.
>>9787 >The only good thing was the gameplay and the gameplay loop (really solid) That's all a game needs really.
>>9787 >$80 do gaymers really?

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Anonymous 04/22/2023 (Sat) 16:20:05 No.2538 [Reply] [Last]
What went wrong? It had good games but it did so badly in the market.
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I like Gamecube.
>>8670 me too, it's a nice shape
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>>9746 Sovl.
>>8670 >>9661 Agreed.

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