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Welcome to /sw/ Stormtrooper 09/30/2019 (Mon) 03:13:34 No.1 [Reply] [Last]
The board for discussing all things Star Wars!

This thread serves as a simple introduction.

Tips:

• Here are some essentials to getting started on the board and integrating into the community.

1: Check out the board's CyTube channel for streams and live chats (feel free to edit the playlist if you're registered on the site): https://cytu.be/r/star-wars

2: We are currently working on starting our own alternative to Wookieepedia. Once its up, a link to it will be posted here.

3: Don't be afraid to ask for info, sauce or links about SW comics, books, games, etc. We're always happy to share.

4: Learn some freaking Huttese, you scocha kungs.

5: Fair warning. Diehard Disneyfags and Namefags can and will be mocked by the locals.

6: Always check the catalog.

7: Credits are accepted, but truguts are preferred.

The Rules:

• The rules here are simple, we live by and follow the rules and laws of Hutt Space. Which means we barely follow any real rules here unless its illegal or stupid. Just don't post CP, don't samefag, don't spam, don't do anything that will attract glowniggers, and keep shit on topic as I don't like banning or deleting shit, unless its necessary, like spam, cp, brownpill shit and raids. Off-topic shit will not be deleted either, but it will be anchored (unless its scifi-related and in relation to us), so just make a Meta general for that kind of shit.

May the Force be with you, troopers.
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>>5155 Certainly agree.

Moving Time: The Board is Migrating Stormtrooper 08/07/2021 (Sat) 02:04:36 No.5051 [Reply]
Troopers pack your bags while you can. Its time to move somewhere less broken. NEW BOARD LINK: https://anon.cafe/sw/
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>>5144 don't forget, there's https://cytu.be/r/star-wars as a bunker.

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sw vs disney shit collection thread Stormtrooper 09/30/2019 (Mon) 23:04:59 No.4 [Reply] [Last]
basically a thread to dump all imagemacros, montages and more showing the faults of the mouses attempts at sw
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>>4263 >Eckhartsladder Yeah he's a faggot, and just look at him shilling for trannigger Squadrons for months now.
>>4263 >I use to like Eckhartsladder What did you expect? He is just another normalfag >>4271 >shilling for trannigger Squadrons He is pushing that shit hard, there is a $20,000 shekel tournament or something like that.
Will any of (you) be willing to make an effort post on Andor, whether it's season one or the recent second season? Gotta find something worthy within the Mouse's void now that it outlived the cozy cafe board.
>>5166 If you ever found yourself thinking "I would like to see what life in the Star Wars universe is like for normal people", or, "I want an espionage thriller set in this universe," or, "I am tired of all of these Force users being the focus all the time," then you'd probably enjoy Andor. S1 is generally good. It is logically consistent and all of the characters behave in a believable fashion. The show is separated into 3-episode arcs that each do a great job of showcasing new characters, new locations, and new aspects to Star Wars. The most notable thing about the show, to me, is that every character is well-developed, and their motivations are reasonable - this is true even for the Imperial characters, who are portrayed as calculating and competent. I enjoyed every episode and I don't really have much negative to say about it. S2 is not as good, but it has its moments (particularly episode 10). It feels much more rushed than S1, and sometimes illogical things happen that you just sort of have to go with. The writing in S2 is generally worse than S1, probably because of the various entertainment industry strikes that have occurred over recent years. S2 also suffers because the showrunners tried to fit something like 5 years of events into 12 episodes, and the constant timeskips really hurt the storytelling and character development. The show was written by literal communists, so you will have to keep that in mind as you watch. S1 is not too heavy-handed with the political messaging, but S2 can be at times. Gilroy gave interviews saying that he based Cassian's character off of young Josef Stalin, which is a crazy thing to say, but that gives a little insight into the people behind the show - typical subversive, pretentious Hollywood types who live their entire lives in ivory towers. The first 3 episodes of S2 have a subplot about illegal immigrant farmers that feels very forced; the only saving grace for these episodes is that they also feature a separate story for Cassian that is really interesting. Overall I would strongly recommend watching S1. S2 I would tentatively recommend but with a warning that it's just not as good as S1. Both are better than anything else Disney has made since buying the IP.
>>5168 >it's the best yidsney has done with star wars Which is the lowest of low bars. It's still yidsney, it's still commie slop. If you HAVE to watch it, pirate. Don't give (((them))) the views, don't pay for yidsneyHIV+ or whatever streaming service it's on.

Stormtrooper 10/07/2024 (Mon) 03:45:22 No.5151 [Reply]
What's the worst looking alien you've seen boys?
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you're mom
>>5151 Any Star Wars fan

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Random Discussion Stormtrooper 03/14/2020 (Sat) 17:17:52 No.2730 [Reply] [Last]
Since this board is dead Anything goes in this thread. As a starting topic, the Confederacy of Independent Systems. Even if they were controlled opposition, were they in the right? How would things have gone if, somehow, the CIS were allowed to become independent?
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>>5046 >This nigger is probably the reason Battlefront III and who knows how many others never got released. Yep. >The rapid scaling down of internal projects at LucasArts was also reflected in its handling of games developed by external developers. During the tenure of Ward, Free Radical was contracted to produce Star Wars: Battlefront III, which had been in production for 2 years. Free Radical co-founder Steve Ellis described how working with LucasArts evolved from being "the best relationship we'd ever had with a publisher"[50] to withholding money for 6 months and abusing the independent developer's position to withhold the full project cancellation fee—this was a major event which contributed towards Free Radical entering administration.
>>5039 LucasArts? You're talking about video games, i'm talking about the whole, the franchise, the continuity, the storytelling, the themes. Force Unleashed opened a can of worms in terms of narrative, character, continuity issues.
>>5046 Battlefront III along with 1313 and many others got fucked long 2004 though, around 2011 when the Disney talks began
Continue your argument here troopers. https://anon.cafe/sw/res/2730.html#q5032
>>2730 They would have won if they had not been stupidly cheap on the targeting scopes used in their droids. And if they had gone for one droideka instead of ten B1s.

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Lewd Thread Stormtrooper 10/01/2019 (Tue) 20:17:37 No.22 [Reply] [Last]
Post your best lewds.
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Fuck I mean [rainbowtext]PLZ[/rainbowtext]
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>>5134 >Ashoka >>5135 >[rainbowtext]PLZ[/rainbowtext] >>5136 >≔≔ ( Y ) ≔≔ not even sure if you were actually trying or juist throwing shit at the wall here
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>>1400 And Jabba's juicy saggy tits!

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Stormtrooper 02/06/2020 (Thu) 20:21:01 No.2450 [Reply]
Station ready.
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THRAWN REPORTING
>I am in complete control
>>5142 anon.cafe/sw

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30. starwars is fucking stupid Stormtrooper 08/22/2022 (Mon) 00:49:36 No.5104 [Reply]
1. A man who mooches off of his woman deserves to be executed.
i hate niggers
kill all niggers and nigger enablers
Oich

bring back ganja yoda aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa 06/03/2022 (Fri) 11:07:14 No.5099 [Reply]
DO IT FAGGOTZ... AND SPREAD IT TO HTTPS://ANON.CAFE TOO!!!!
TEST

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/sw/ YouTube & Misc videos thread Stormtrooper 01/30/2020 (Thu) 23:35:45 No.2263 [Reply]
starting off with a modern classic: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vqnjzVX8EKA rules: don't post cringe (good vibes only)
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>>3485 That is the most remarkable looking spider-bro tbh. I'm continually amazed with God's creativity and designs.
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New Rikafag video just dropped. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9P8Ggfl8d8

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