The most infamous recipe on >>>/cow/ is probably Chris-chan's Fapcup, which is a can of Fanta mixed with fresh semen. He claims that he stopped recycling his own semen in 2010.

https://sonichu.com/cwcki/Fapcup

GUNT CHEESE
A one block of pic related to any random cheese you have laying around the house. Melt and mix together in largest pot on hand until creamy. Add chili peppers if desired.

Goes good on tacos, chicken wings, trash burgers, Memphis BBQ, and chips. One large pot serves half of a gunt.

chop up some tasty precooked sausages, put some marg on them sons o bitches, and drizzle them with sauce of your choice (i use chutney)
baby you got a gunt goin. have it with a nice snifter of 15 dollar whiskey

Another infamous """recipe""" could be Richard Stallman eating skin from his own foot. RMS doesn't seem to get trolled much, but he's a spaz.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=67KtxG_0DVo

Tamers12345 has uploaded several bizarre cooking videos. This first one is a /cow/ cytube classic: a microwavable burrito, cold cut ham, and a banana, all dipped in neon-colored Gatorades seasoned with red sanding sugar.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAwNOsxIfow

>>192
Do we deepfry or salt footskin? Or is raw the healthier option?

>>194
Whatever you do, eat it in public.

>>191
Sauce?

>>200 (checked)
I don't think you should ask for sauce recipes in this thread.

>>193
Was going to post this. Weird to think he eats that every day with zero variation.

Ja/ck/ is nowhere near as terrible since his stroke. Not sure he's technically a true lolcow though.