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Nuzach / Pedochu / Niggerchu / Eric Unironic Ralphamale 09/02/2022 (Fri) 01:02:27 ID: 32497c No.170550
Nuzach once enjoyed the prime-time bloodsports even before jcaesar187's downfall at the hands of the Гунт with by far the most stupid reasons to lose one's mind for; a good deal of 8ch veterans kept enjoying his seething about alogs until this day. But not nuzach, he was too much of a trailer trash white G​AMERGATE himself to laugh at a lolcow proper and enjoy the show. But most importantly, he was a ni/gg/er at heart. He didn't luck out with the /cow/ userbase that repeatedly mocked his inclinations to waste time playing cuckeogooms and to want to fuck children. Neither did he luck out with the administration, and his buddy John was ousted and the ni/gg/er-infested cancer known as /v/ removed from my jewish mother. As a result of my jewish mother cracking down on pedos, he lost 90% of his remaining sanity. To get told to "go and make your own site if you want to jack it to children" was the straw that broke this buck's back. As a result all his pedo buddies, those parasitic cliques that had already lost 60% of their numbers when TheGatorGamer got rid of /hebe/ and other boards, were left without a host again. Some went to KC, others were scattered in the wind forever. Enter zzzchan, a pretty rulecucked site existing pretty much solely for the ni/gg/er pedos to play smash and jerk off to kids, where the mere suggestion that loli is pedophilic earns the poster a ban. Even the few boards that wanted none of that were eventually infested. Nuzach now spends his days seething on zzzchan about the alogs and tvch, sometimes going to those sites to seethe at the moderation and screech at "/cow/kikes" and Anita. Nuzach is definitely the main individual lolcow of the webring, the juciest one among the collective lolcow that the ni/gg/ers from zzzchan are. Banned from every board that isn't ran by pedos, he says the "/cow/kike moderation" and "feminists" are at fault for him getting banned from every place he goes to. No, it couldn't be the precious Eric, he's too good to be fairly banned.
>>179625 >ur you're not trolling us, we're actually trolling you! >creates a massive thread on Nuzach and fills it with very literal paranoid delusions. Tries to meltdown the webring to find the real Nuzach, destroys tvch.moe for the same reason to no avail I think Nuzach is the one who won here, not you.
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>>179782 Who do you think got all these retards on a wild goose chase to begin with?
>>179783 Nuzach, duh. /cow/ could not refuse Nuzach's bait.
>>179816 No it was me all along. Nuzach is a mere pawn in my game of checkers.
>>179782 >if i keep saying it it will finally come true These types of posts are exactly why you became a laughing stock, much like the OG Zach but somehow less funny and more autistic.
>>179988 >I promise I'm not seething, it's actually Nuzach, not me! Nuzach played /cow/kikes like a fiddle. Hence why they hate him so much and find his bait irresistible. What's great is that /cow/kikes think of doxing as their trump card, thats why they make these threads, but they'll never dox Nuzach. In fact in their seething they accuses the entire webring of being Nuzach, such is Nuzach's level of rent free in their heads and general owning of the /cow/kike.
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>>179995 fuck you idiot
>>180017 lol SEETHING Nuzach: the man who broke /cow/!
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Nuzach doing massive damage control for his dear Koipedo.
>>180049 I am in the second image but not the others, schizo. Take your meds Rent Free
I feel pity for nuzach and the other sweaty gamers losers from zzzchan/japan
>>180191 >Nuzach is from zzzchan/japan! >I just....know it! Meds, now, you dumb schizo.
>>180197 I have alerts from my name being mentioned that go to my phone and even I can't reply in less than an hour everytime like you can, damn dude.
>>180208 >/cow/kikes lie to themselves real time >pure self delusion is their last cope
>>180197 >stop mentioning where i come from, i totally am not from there! very feminine way of arguing not even zach was this bad he at least used actual beauty and the beast ticket numbers to support his argument lmao notice that nuzach always instantly responses whenever he feels truly called out for something, just like women in this case him instantly denying being called a /zzz/igger means he is definitely from there, kek
>>180256 >yes you are from Japan! >so desperate he calls hours later "instant" >"Zach was so good" >you need to back up my internet seething with a statistic otherwise I am not owned! >muh zzzchan Rent free, and take your meds, schizo.
>>180208 Nuzach has literally zero life, his only hobbies are G​AMERGATE porn and creating bad threads wanting to be spoonfeed'd and his only social interactions are sperg out all over the webring or talk about lolis and /cow/ with his buddies on IRC.
>>180268 >muh IRC! I do not use IRC, that is a boogeyman for you >muh G​AMERGATE porn I do not post G​AMERGATE dicks to tvch.moe, that is some shitposter that you mistook for another one of your boogeymen, bickers you are a spergy schizo and eternally assmad at "Nuzach." >muh lolis that is your Mark boogeyman paranoia acting up, not me. I've never once posted about lolis and absolutely do not care about that shit. >you have no life! you are the one getting triggered by bait in this thread and the only thing you do outside this thread is talk about TheGatorGamer, jcaesar187, Jewsh, and other retarded Foxdick drama. That is the extent of your social life, you 30 year old manchild. The only way you haven't kys is bickers you truly are mentally retarded. You need meds.
>>180281 I just saw you post coalpenis tho
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Nuzach appears to be either extremely autistic or so boring and thoughtless of his own that he is unable to have any arguments, the best he can do is try to repeat what his trolls do and expect it to work for the last few weeks i have watched several anons easily baiting Nuzach only to watch him sperg out for their amusement, now he's trying to say "I'm the one baiting you /cow/kikes, I won! I won" even Pedochu and Zach had more elegance and better rhetoric imo these screenshots all from the same thread on tvch, Nuzach as usual is crying for weeks there, including his usual rage about Gahoole and /cow/ even tho his entire life boils down to posting on tvch or lurking here as side note, while saying "I won, I won", Nuzach is posting screenshots of himself on zzzchan trying to get help and seething about /cow/, but nobody there cared to reply in his thread lmao
>>180315 >he imagines I have some master plan and that I am not simply having fun baiting retards into asspain across the webring. This just proves what I've been saying all along; you're 30 year old manchildren with no lives and are consumed with gay e drama whether that be meta drama or Foxdick drama. Then Nuzach comes along, shits all over it and you cry nonstop and accusing everyone on tvch.moe of being Nuzach. It was too easy, /cow/kike!
>>180338 It's more than just one of >us mocking you, >we have lives unlike you.
>>180363 >/cow/ has a life
>there is a guy stalking the entire webring bickers Nuzach lives rent free in his head.
>>180315 Nuzach is a midwit just like koipedo and many other zzzchaG​AMERGATEs
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Nuzach new favorite word is "sigma" . Also, Nuzach was seething bickers a few anons are saying "Empty hero is unfunny".
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>>181319 you barely posted and he's already using "sigma" again
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>>181319 >>181321 There you go!
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Nuzach is now shilling Eso Shaggyism while crying about Gahoole, Daiymo and Axle in multiple threads.
>>181326 Why would an anon randomly bring up /cow/ on tvch out of context? And it says "just now", so you clearly posted those less than 10 minute old posts and did them to post it here.
>>181327 It's one of the three subjects Nuzach chronically brings up.
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More than fifteen hours later, Nuzach is still sperging out on two different threads from /dup/. As some anons have noted before, Nuzach probably has ties to both Corey Barnhill and John Barnhill, but he is so pathetic and spergy that he's probably at the bottom of their ranks. Also Nuzach is BIPOLAR in the clinical sense, something that was noticed during the almost one year in which he gained such an identity as the new Zach. Nuzach also obviously lacks creativity, such as Plategang. Once again he's trying to use "No, you're the Nuzach, Sneedious is Nuzach! Others are posting CP!" gimmick. When anyone with a brain or a vol can see through this pathetic attempt to muddy the waters. The last screenshots are on zzzchan, the dead site ruined by John Barnhill and his sweaty gamer pals. Nuzach has been seen there several times sucking John Barnhill/The Seagall/Tengufag cock. >>181327 It's true, "Eso", nobody here love any fag from Plategang, deal with it. Also >>181343
>>181361 So which one of these posters is Nuzach? Are you sure you aren't just a faggot that can't handle people making fun of him?
>>181361 >>181379 (me) And isn't Sneedious the poster that was caught posting cp and bbc and loli porn by someone using discord screenshots and vol3 confirmed it was true? Are...are you the Nuzach and we're all supposed to pretend to be stupid for you?
>>181327 That's bickers >>181343 is a psycho stalker going around falseflagging as different posters pushing whatever it is he doesn't like as something his arch nemesis 'Nuzach' would post and then rushing to another site to post about how Nuzach is seething about whatever >>181343 is focused on. This poster >>181361 is an ultra samefag who spams half a dozen different image boards constantly, as you can see from his pictures, always seconds after posts made in the images. He's a mental case and low i.q, doesn't realize people can literally see his post history.
>>181381 I wish I could find that guy irl and beat the shit out of him.
>>181381 Whatever nuzach
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>>181379 >>181380 >>181381 >>181384 >the sweaty gamer discordspic is once again astroturfing
>>181555 Are you the foid that's been stalking Gahoole?
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Are you winning, son?
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Nuzach thinks he's smart, but after all these months he's proven himself incapable of learning any lessons. Given how mentally fucked up he is, and how often he posts, I wouldn't be surprised if he is in fact a neet. >>181860 He sure is winning, Nuzach is a big lover of self-help books, note the repetition in which he says he is right or winning. No only that! Nuzach is really proud about posting G​AMERGATEs dicks, he admitted to being behind it. Eventually he will deny it. Even Zach had more balls. Here his pathetic thread on zzzchan. https://zzzchan.xyz/b/thread/127741.html
>>181928 >/cow/kike off his meds I'll give you this, one of those screenshots is me. I never spammed G​AMERGATE dicks, that's you guys and your gay porn. You still haven't doxee me and never will. I win.
>>181928 The ashley fag is obviously yakuza, he often makes gahoole threads.
>>182751 lol vol 3 is an ashley poster.
Unlike Nuzach, I have a life off the internet, so it's hard to keep up with this sperg, but again it became quite obvious during the holiday season that he has nothing in his life other than the internet, as he was very active both on zzzchan and tvch. Some screenshots from november and december. Late November in particular coincided with G​AMERGATE dicks and cp being posted on threads that Nuzach was sperging out and trying to sage/derail, also he was on zzzchan /b/ crying about /cow/ as usual.
>>186199 Don't post cp screencaps even if spoiler'd.
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>>186199 >i-i-i have a life! <spends over a year screenshotting random anons and their posts and does a billion mental gymnastics to pin down the Nuzach behind it all. Seethes in this thread constantly. you're not foolling anyone, buddy.
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>>186223 Kill yourself nuzatch.
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it seems Nuzach is actually /intl/.....that would make him a true oldfag and goon. That explains his strange pro-tvch posting as of late despite destroying the website in 2022 and now siding with /cow/ against blacked.moe. A man of chaos.
>>187153 Is it you? Are you the Nuzach?

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