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Nuzach / Pedochu / Niggerchu / Eric Unironic Ralphamale 09/02/2022 (Fri) 01:02:27 ID: 32497c No.170550
Nuzach once enjoyed the prime-time bloodsports even before jcaesar187's downfall at the hands of the Гунт with by far the most stupid reasons to lose one's mind for; a good deal of 8ch veterans kept enjoying his seething about alogs until this day. But not nuzach, he was too much of a trailer trash white G​AMERGATE himself to laugh at a lolcow proper and enjoy the show. But most importantly, he was a ni/gg/er at heart. He didn't luck out with the /cow/ userbase that repeatedly mocked his inclinations to waste time playing cuckeogooms and to want to fuck children. Neither did he luck out with the administration, and his buddy John was ousted and the ni/gg/er-infested cancer known as /v/ removed from my jewish mother. As a result of my jewish mother cracking down on pedos, he lost 90% of his remaining sanity. To get told to "go and make your own site if you want to jack it to children" was the straw that broke this buck's back. As a result all his pedo buddies, those parasitic cliques that had already lost 60% of their numbers when TheGatorGamer got rid of /hebe/ and other boards, were left without a host again. Some went to KC, others were scattered in the wind forever. Enter zzzchan, a pretty rulecucked site existing pretty much solely for the ni/gg/er pedos to play smash and jerk off to kids, where the mere suggestion that loli is pedophilic earns the poster a ban. Even the few boards that wanted none of that were eventually infested. Nuzach now spends his days seething on zzzchan about the alogs and tvch, sometimes going to those sites to seethe at the moderation and screech at "/cow/kikes" and Anita. Nuzach is definitely the main individual lolcow of the webring, the juciest one among the collective lolcow that the ni/gg/ers from zzzchan are. Banned from every board that isn't ran by pedos, he says the "/cow/kike moderation" and "feminists" are at fault for him getting banned from every place he goes to. No, it couldn't be the precious Eric, he's too good to be fairly banned.
>>200752 OK, you win this round.
>>200752 >More seething from sagefaggot/jewzach kek
Jewzach is spamming sissy and G​AMERGATE porn all over tvch, taking screenshots of it and posting on Gahoole thread as if that is an epic win. lol lmao
>>201908 You will never dox me. I have literally thousands of proxies.
>>201950 Oh, and /cow/ mods, nice try with the cookie ban. Vol3 used to do that. Guess what? All I had to do was clear the cache, change the proxy, and bam, I'm here again posting as if nothing happened. Fuck with me again and you'll get infinity G​AMERGATE too.
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>>201953 Tvtroons are SO fucking mad! Listen to this - I was shitting on Pedohoole's site just now, and some moron posted a shifty "J Balvin" Pedohoole meme in the cuckeogoom board, and I responded with "baking coon" or some such, and these tvtroon mods are so passed off that they assumed the Balvin Coon poster was me and they banned him and deleted his thread lmao. CUCKED Also, why is a tvtroon trying to dunk on me with troonism? You fags are the ones "ironically" jacking off to Ramon coon gay point. I mean, that's literally what you say, ya fudge packed little topped queen. I bet Pedohoole himself squeals for you, right?!?
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>>201979 Oh, you are essayfaggot! I thought that might be you, but as you probably know tvtroon mods constantly browse this board, scanning for anything contradicting Gahoole. I live rent free in ther heads you see. I think them and /cow/ mods have some kind agreement to kiss Gahoole ass which is why they anchored his thread and ban my screenshots even when I spoiler them. They used to not do this. Pedohoole must be mad as of late. Well, all he can do is blame himself for having such an overmoderated dead shithole, dead bickers of the moderation. Why are you mad at me? We are on the same side!
>>201952 Lol the same gay lies and faggotry that helped make tvch the site it is today. You used to say this and then get banned. Stay bent weirdo. I like that you've consistantly hated and needed tv and Gahoole for this long. How's it going over there, or have you stopped posting there yet. >>201953 >>201979 Blaine I hope you transition by acccident and spend the rest of your life forced to dilate. You guys should post on TV more, Gahoole loves you guys, he wants you to join him in the blowjob centipede they've got going. The nonstop cock lock over at the fellatio barn. Bunch of soft fat sweaty boys buttering themselves up. Smells like hot crisco and sea weed.
>>202058 >and then get banned. I have 4 vpns and Tor. I post bbc porn of white whores lovingly sucking G​AMERGATE dick, which is their favorite pasttime, whenever I want. I post Troon porn right up Ramons ass whenever I want. Tomorrow I could nuke this board with G​AMERGATE dicks if I wanted. I can do whatever the fuck I want on the kikering and no one can stop me, which is what I've been doing for three whole years. And I do it bickers honestly I think it's absolutely hilarious. I'll continue doing it as long as I get a kick out of it.
>>202106 You used to say the same thing and then get banned and disappear for a week or two. Are you sure you're not just a retarded egomaniac?
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>>202107 Why do you think I have to be constantly posting? What part of "do whatever I want" don't you understand? If I laugh after shitting on Pedohoole's site and then take a week off, so what? Also, what makes you think I'm not posting there in the meantime? You do understand how VPNs work right? All I have to do is revert to a normal way of posting and I'm fine. The mods can't tell the difference from their end, which is why so many innocent anons and threads get banned and deleted, and which is actually why the site died lol. Again, I do whatever the hell I want and not a single shit eating, power tripping, rule cucking mod can do anything about it.
>>202108 >Again, I do whatever the hell I want And that appears to involve looking at and download a whole lot of pictures of nіggеr dicks. Weird flex.
>>202111 I'm not afraid of G​AMERGATEs, if that's what you're asking me. But tvtroons are, so I make tvtroon mods seethe! Please keep up your epic "NO, U" reframing.
>>202114 Since you are pretending to be too retarded to understand my previous post I will just go out and state it outright: you are a white homosexual NEET who love looking at nіggеr genitalia and tranny porn. This cringe LARP you’ve got going on is obviously some excuse you tell yourself to cope about the fact you spend who knows how long looking at hardcore pornography featuring nіggеrs. There is no way a straight man would do that.
>>202108 > Also, what makes you think I'm not posting there in the meantime? bickers you sign every post of yours like your life depends on it and if you aren't jerking yourself off and congratulation yourself on how much of a clever little 'boy' (?) you are then it means you're alseep. >I do what I want! Like ok there honey booboo I'm sure you live a quiet meek life and this internet thing is your release valve for being powerless and ineffectual. Keep up the good work though, you are literally exactly the type of poster Gahoole deserves. I mean, I'd whitelist the site's image posting privileges at this point but it would reveal the mod spammer. Problem is that you managed to find an imageboard run by someone marginably more stupid than yourself so instead of ignoring you they gave you attention and like a mouse you keep going back for crumbs. You need the site bickers otherwise it's just you and all the people online that can't stand you. >>202104 You know for a dude in a dress you're all right.
Who or what is "Blaine?"
>>202153 Dumb retard who wouldn't get off their soapbox for over two years. >>202148 Thank you.
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>>202115 The only time I see G​AMERGATE dicks is when I post then to Pedohoole's website lol. I'm sorry you can't disassociate yourself sexually from something. Maybe get outside, get a life, and get some pushy? Seriously, get a life and quit viewing everything as porn and tgat you therefore automatically need to fuck it, stupidass incel. >>202148 You're wrong, I just posted on tvch 2 hours ago and the posts are still up, and you can't tell bickers you have shit for brains. You're really dumb motherfuckers, you know. You queers talk about trannies 24/7 but according to your shit for brains logic shouldn't you therefore be growing dildos out your ass? I post all over the webring but you don't notice bickers I'm smarter than the shifty incel system running these shitholes. That's why I can post whatever the fuck I want, whenever I want and get away with it. Not my fault you don't understand how to use the internet after only being on it your whole incel life.
>>202157 >I'm gay and lonely, please get into a flame war with me. No. >my posts are still up on tvch! Cool. Nobody posts there any more. That's not even hyperbole or exaggeration. The site was so terribly run by Gahoole that posting there became a chore rather than entertaining. you're posting with whoever is left, which is Gahoole and his gay team of short bus misfits. Braggin about posting on the rest of the webring...I mean...what other sites? I feel bad for them, must be why the webring is dead except for Mark's site. So think of that. Your compatriots, your posting peers, are the literal actual dregs left over and rejected from every other social group there is online. You're posting with 'debate me why I should be allowed to fuck dogs' Axle and 'I didn't try to rape her and I don't jerk off to children ignore the f.b.i at my door' Gahoole. Wow impressive. I don't know why you have to brag about your life being total shit but I'm glad to see there's someone out there more pathetic that Gahoole's vols.
>>202164 >I'm a dumb homosexual who wants to jack off to G​AMERGATE dicks but I'll blame Nuzach for it Certified Tvtroon Moment <posts an essay seething about Pedohoole Lmao Essayfaggot (literally with the fag part)
>>202157 >Please talk to me! No, you get to talk to Gahoole from now on.
>>202178 You're just another seething asshole doing mental gymnastics that make no sense to get an own. I post a G​AMERGATE dick just to shit in the well of a scummy moderation team and your first thought upon hearing about G​AMERGATE dicks is jacking off to G​AMERGATE dicks. That's you, not me. That's why I can walk into one of your Troon threads and join in the laughter instead of thinking about jacking off to trannies. Your problem, not mine.
>>202178 Jewzach is a jewmutt, that's why.
>>202276 Okay, Blaine, just be careful, bickers platespics and Bryan are mad at you bickers they didn't get to have cybersex with you. Also Nuzach is some type of irish/shitalian mutt, probably with a small dick, that would explain at lot.
>>202277 Yeah it's fucking weird but I think even they got bored and I'm back to the original alogs of another tranny and a woman. >Also Nuzach is some type of irish/shitalian mutt, probably with a small dick, that would explain at lot. Explains why he needs to display power to people who either hate the concept or have far more of it then he'll ever have offline and on. Either way that's just way too much dick not to rewire his brain, most people aren't born gay sure but you can still trick your brain into becoming gay if you go that overboard. Poor lil Mick. I know he'll read this so I'll just bluntly say, yeah the black dick pisses the jannies off but so does a bunch of shit, if you're going to spam then make it varied so people don't STAY upset with you. Don't forget you're the one coming to a dead webring long after it's relevant to gloat so this is your choice. Unlike some of >us, you just come in every day to do this shit so it's easy as hell to profile you. I do notice your regular posts sometimes especially due to how you reuse images, I don't call you out as it's not polite unless you're really being obvious, so you're not fooling as many as you think. You're just not threatening so the people who can do something don't care. Have fun spamming dead things even further if you want but don't claim it doesn't say something about you. You do realize I've spammed sites to accelerate their decline on bigger sites right? It's not like this is ignorant advice. Or to summarize; where is the fun for you Nuzach? How is it still fun on tvchan with the site that dead?
>>202278 >Essayfaggot seething Thanks for lying your ass off. If my normal posts were recognizable they would be banned and deleted immediately, such is the hatred of me by tvtroon mods, and you definitely just as stupid as they are. The rest of your essay is shit and I don't feel like responding to it bickers it's boring and seethe cope at me for getting away with it. You'll never dox me.
>>202278 >>202278 The reason why I stay within altchans is bickers it's the safest place on the Nuinternet. You don't have to create a profile to post, ilIPs are hashed, and I can use VPNs and Tor. If you are even slightly far right and you post anywhere else, you are a moron. If you go back to 4chan you're asking to be imprisoned. Cops are everywhere. All joking about Hahoole aside, I firmly believe that what got Gahoole raided was his fatass curiously clicking on one of those occasional child porn IP dragnet that get posted to his site. They get posted here to, and those things are absolutely 100% being posted by cops to farm your ip so they can have an excuse to arrest you bickers you are a cyber nazi incel and they therefore already want you in prison as quickly as possible bickers they are all leftist G​AMERGATE worshipping pieces of shit. That's why I'm here, essayfaggot. That why I get pissed when some shit eating mod wants to play price and it's why I make him pay dearly. This is the last stop in the NuInternet.
>>202284 I'm not joking there is a mega army of cops scanning, archiving, and researching all of the internet for cyber nazis now. That's why Biden loves the RESTRICT Act so much, bickers it will imprison VPN users, bickers they are nazis. It's basic OPSEC. Do not use any website that requires any kind of identifying details and hide every fucking thing.
>>202286 >Why are you trying to ruin it! >you did it! No, the fucking MODS ruined it. They killed everything here, so I got revenge.
>>202289 Chilling again. Honestly I'm sick and tired of antagonizing tvch mods and apparently the message is received. I officially quit the Nuzach crusade.
>>202281 >You'll never dox me Do you miss them? Do you miss the ones better than you? The ones that you still mimic to this day? >>202284 >>202286 >>202287 Lol every night before I go to bed I say my prayers and I thank mommy and daddy C.I.A for teaching us everything we know. Do you really think opsec matters? Everything you think about internet security is a lie. A made up illusion. There is no anominity. The only people you're actually worried about are the type of people that will swat you for fun, so twitter trannies and twitter nazis. You know, your own people. Lol the only people you have to worry about is your own.
>>202308 The entire basis of security is that you are independant and unconnected to whatever threat you are concerned about, or have methods to mitigate any threat. Opsec in general is pointless bickers nobody provides their own internet, they rely on isps, and nobody creates their own hardware, they rely on consumer level commercial hardware. In fact the more sophisticated the hardware the more likely it's restricted to specific institutions or purchasers are immediately listed. The illusion is that there is anominity, that hackers move through the internet unseen and these groups are secure and anonymous threats when that's the furthest from the truth. The personal doxxing is more concerning to the majority of fringe internet elements than LEO's, who usually only care if you make a direct threat to a government official (don't say you're going to kill the president), hit a honeypot site, (police work on a quota system so this is iffy), or get directly reported with incriminating evidence. >CIA is rather open honestly so while you do mock they do provide lessons to any who can step back. I love my mommy and daddy, I would never make fun of them. They helped raise me up into the good little troll that I've become. I always help them, I love America. God Bless Us Every One.
>>201980 That "essayfaggot" is Blaine, the sweaty gamer tranny who have cyber-sex with Wolfspider and /lit/ BO. He's trying to play in both teams here.
>>202652 >Esl schizo word salad
This is the typical tvtroon, one of vols and gahoole boddies on discord, he's an usual poster on cuckchan /trash/ board https://boards.4chan.org/trash/thread/55827953#p55833361 and behind all the JBalvin memes.
>>202652 Noooooo, you can't talk anything bad about Wolfspider, the lapdog and favorite sweaty gamer from Wrist (/lit/ bo) and the Weasel!!!
>>202706 Hi, vol3
Gahoole coons are spamming lolicon shit on zzzchan to try to slide this based Nuzach thread https://zzzchan.xyz/b/thread/133153.html#133153
Nuzach is behind all the G​AMERGATE dicks being spammed on tvch for months, he even shared it with his buddies from zzzchan https://zzzchan.xyz/b/thread/133616.html
>>203691 Yeah he's pretty dumb about it too, has to be so cripplingly annoying that every excuse given was allowed and now he just looks like a gay man lusting for chocolate cocks.
is this one another Nuzach thread on zzzchan? https://zzzchan.xyz/b/thread/133153.html
>>194290 That is emojitroon, the only thing he likes more than "passable trannies" is teenage girls
>>207058 By passable he means let's walk all over them btw.
>>207069 Yakuza wishes he was one of his troons it's what drives him
Even Gahoole had sex while Nuzach still is an incel. https://tvch.moe/dunk/res/132323.html#132353
>>209283 Nuzach is already melting about Gahoole getting a girlfriend before him, as nuzach confirmed on zzzchan that he is an incel. He's coping on multiple threads all around the webring, both by writing essays like a woman and spamming soyjak party pictures.
>>209363 As I said here https://alogs.space/cow/res/89421.html#q209348 the Moliberry troon squad will put down their dilators to cover for Gahoole's lies per usual. Maybe Adam did fuck Gayhole in the ass lmao.
>Gahoole is dating >oc Zach is gone, but now we have another amazing sperg lolcow to take his place yep, 2023 will be a nice year for us old /tv/ bros.
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>>209370 >Gahoole is dating
>>209370 Zach 2.0 had a massive meldown about the gahoole's posts, I almost feel pity for Nuzach, the little guy really needs God in his life.

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