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Nuzach / Pedochu / Niggerchu / Eric Unironic Ralphamale 09/02/2022 (Fri) 01:02:27 ID: 32497c No.170550
Nuzach once enjoyed the prime-time bloodsports even before jcaesar187's downfall at the hands of the Гунт with by far the most stupid reasons to lose one's mind for; a good deal of 8ch veterans kept enjoying his seething about alogs until this day. But not nuzach, he was too much of a trailer trash white G​AMERGATE himself to laugh at a lolcow proper and enjoy the show. But most importantly, he was a ni/gg/er at heart. He didn't luck out with the /cow/ userbase that repeatedly mocked his inclinations to waste time playing cuckeogooms and to want to fuck children. Neither did he luck out with the administration, and his buddy John was ousted and the ni/gg/er-infested cancer known as /v/ removed from my jewish mother. As a result of my jewish mother cracking down on pedos, he lost 90% of his remaining sanity. To get told to "go and make your own site if you want to jack it to children" was the straw that broke this buck's back. As a result all his pedo buddies, those parasitic cliques that had already lost 60% of their numbers when TheGatorGamer got rid of /hebe/ and other boards, were left without a host again. Some went to KC, others were scattered in the wind forever. Enter zzzchan, a pretty rulecucked site existing pretty much solely for the ni/gg/er pedos to play smash and jerk off to kids, where the mere suggestion that loli is pedophilic earns the poster a ban. Even the few boards that wanted none of that were eventually infested. Nuzach now spends his days seething on zzzchan about the alogs and tvch, sometimes going to those sites to seethe at the moderation and screech at "/cow/kikes" and Anita. Nuzach is definitely the main individual lolcow of the webring, the juciest one among the collective lolcow that the ni/gg/ers from zzzchan are. Banned from every board that isn't ran by pedos, he says the "/cow/kike moderation" and "feminists" are at fault for him getting banned from every place he goes to. No, it couldn't be the precious Eric, he's too good to be fairly banned.
>>176084 Are you a cis woman? I am confused now, why do they think you're a troon?
>>176083 I know, but he did spam priscilla betti childhood pictures for a solid 3 years on multiple sites, and now covets a actor "son" tranny named kai who's 13
>>176085 Like over a year ago i was trolling them in discord, they kept calling me zach so i just rolled with everything they said, turns out im a troon apparently, oh yeah and i did spam their site with trannies for like a day cause of them not allowing my waifuposting, essentially they only allowed their disney pedo waifus like ashley butcher and whatever, when i posted olivia hussey or emma watson they called me zach, im curious how nuzach got his name tho, wasn't there for that one
Another massive L to Emojitroon. Yakuza won. Gahoole won.
>>176094 You'll dream about me
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>You'll dream about me
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So we have this very strange appeal by emojitroon, also this post history.
>>176123 Emojitroon and Nuzach sometimes suck each other dick and sometimes Emojitroon attacks Nuzach. But neither of them really has contact with each other, it's just both of them being idiots attacking any random anons who disagree with their fag views.
>>176123 Also, he evidently didn't have enough time to post porn and stir shit this time before being banned again.
I don't have time to screenshot now, but Nuzach is sucking Koipedo dick on this thread https://zzzchan.xyz/b/thread/110646.html#120115 Also it's easy to spot his posts in other /b/ threads
>>176135 Woah dude theres fucking loli in that thread, warn people next time ya fucking dumbass.
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>>176135 Also him. Same gay speech, meanwhile he's sucking the dick of the resident platespic on the cyclical thread. >>176141 >surprised to find loli on zzzchan your mistake.
>>176143 I'm honestly unsure whether that is blaine or nuzach but either way a total faggot.
https://archive.ph/svlzs I found nuzach posting on soyjak.party. https://archive.ph/svlzs#q1167568 Likely recycling this image from his times lurking /cow/.
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Enter on any thread and search for "boogey" or "/cow/" and you will find a Nuzach post. At least ten results for "boogeyman" and any variations in the same thread. Anyone making fun of Nuzach on zzzchan /b/ got banned, including MEDBVLL tripfag. >>176145 Does Blaine has some kind of autistic love for Boba Fett?
>>176135 https://archive.ph/AAS8f For whatever reason he hates british guy with the voice changer a lot. >>176150 He is clearly someone who probably at least knows the vols and can pull strings, remember koipedo who hes defended for years is one of them. The amount of seething hatred and resentment he has for random namefags/jannies and the anons from /cow/ and /tv/ is just incredible, and it seems to be far to overwhelming for even his fellow pedos on zzzchan bickers I've seen them call him a dramafag and they've told the guy to fuck off before. I imagine he deeply gets off to the attention of the (you)'s and it is why he keeps coming back. that and of course hes a sweaty gamer on a crusade for "free speech"
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>>176151 >>176150 >nuzach derangement syndrome
>>176151 >stupid faggot /cow/kikes who jerk off to actual gay porn running around in circles all day on the nets calling about 40 different anons Nuzach. God you're pathetic.
>>176222 >>176223 Never change nuzach.
>>176150 >Does Blaine has some kind of autistic love for Boba Fett? Woah woah woah, are you implying you don't like some kinda disney soy faggot leftist? I'm sick of you newfags and your constant self insert into drama, everyone knows Nuzach is a sick fuck, you won't get ass pats for telling us this for the umpteenth time.
After extensive research it has come ot my attention that gahoole made the persona of yakuza, which makes him a pedo of the highest ordah.
>>176277 kys emojitroon
Do you even know how good it feels to fuck a femboy?
>>176297 >I wish I could know what it was like to feel the touch of any feminine being, please help I am so lonely.
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Schizo take, this tripfa phoneposting is emojitroon, he want others to be as miserable as as him, that's why he feel the need of spamming threads about news and seething about yakuza.
>nuzach and emojitroon's newest gimmick is accusing random anons of being each other >this includes rachposter >in fact they seem to especially target him lmao newfags, you'll end up seething even more
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>>176336 Hey kid wheres the funny in following these guys? Just seems like queers calling the kettle a homosexual but with none of the hot steamy gay sex afterwards, what gives? This is just catty af homos flirting without the penetration, how am I supposed to jack off to this?
>>176320 No, that guy is the one who made Eden so mad he banned trips during his brief stint as /dup/ BO.
>>176376 moliberry
>>176397 Who? God this site is unironically schizophrenic.
>>176378 >>176397 That is cuckinos latest incarnation, he has always caused asshurt with his shitposting.
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>>176414 >I'm just ironically posting the gay porn I saved to my hard-drive. /cow/ defends an actual faggot in their midst. You're probably all queer.
>>176424 >>176426 Don't all you ever do is post G​AMERGATE dicks and tranny porn nuzach? and cp and jailb8
https://archive.ph/1iW9r nuzach hates all hwite woman bickers so slavsluts are low IQ and sung some antifascist song.
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>>176439 >bickers the dumb neonazi 30 something incel white knight defends his G​AMERGATE loving antifa white whores staging Tiktok tier war larps for e cummies. Good job, /cow/kike.
>Emojitroon is so needed of attention he decide to take nuzach place as the main faggot ruining tvch >he's now posting on the thread 9# all day long
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>>176447 nu huh sir vol3 always bans me cause he knows the vpn i use, it's not me, it's somebody ELSE
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYxO3g3Dnkp9PwW3o0TW4Iw Nuzach or emojitroon youtube acc, this fag is crying about Gahoole for a long time and seething about JBalvin posting
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>>176447 >/cow/ and their vol3 henchman didn't kill tvch.moe
>>176447 I'm actually a nice guy, I don't see why gahoole and his underlings are after me, I just want peace!
>>176447 Does anyone know gahoole's addy?
>>176447 or vol3's
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>>176453 He's already deleting some commentaries now, especially the commentaries seething about JBalvinpost.
>>176460 That's literally yakuza random youtube acc, he was obsessed with that guitar girl, this is mine>>176454
>>176461 nah yakuza doesn't speak english that well.
>>176460 >>176453 >Omar Wow, a true med!
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coping on tvch and posting on thread 9# at the same time, smart move.
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After being low energy, Nuzach is totally back on! Samefagging one post after the other, this is how you win, astroturf almost four posts on a roll!

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