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Zachary "Zachy-Chan" Keith Hasbrouck #2 cyclical when edition Anonymous 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:44:27 ID: 0647d3 No.21575
/tv/'s resident hapa autist, Harry Potter fanatic, Emma Watson waifuist/white knight and soyboy extraordinaire. Spams Emma Watson and GAMERGATE dicks, what lead a board volunteer to challenge him to a deathmatch.
Ghostposts in 4plebs (https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/stone/ghost/only/)
Reddit and 4chan refugee, with insatiable hatred for Emma Stone. Lives in Connecticut.
Things he enjoys: Emma Watson, deepfakes of her, Harry Potter flicks ("fantasykino" as he calls it), "Beauty and the Beast" (2017, with Emma Watson), cuck porn (or at least he's known for spamming it), Stanley Kubrick, Nickelback, weed, pizza, Delirium Belgian beer (export special for fools who like piss), "kino" grids (black and white collages with movie screencaps), pretending that Emma Watson is pretty or talented, giving half star reviews on aggregator sites to movies that "compete" with Emma Watson's, giving 5 star reviews on those sites to movies with Emma Watson in them.
Things that trigger him: Emma Stone, Saoirse Ronan, Ryan Gosling, Ana de Armas, Silvia Hoeks, Mackenzie Davis, "Lost River", "La La Land", "Blade Runner 2049", pics of Harvey Weinstein with Emma Watson, Razzies, Oscars, the original version of "The Beauty and the Beast", getting told that Emma Watson can't act or sing, people bringing up that he's a mutt, mods deleting his posts, /pol/ and the alt-right.
Main letterboxd account:
https://letterboxd.com/itskino/
Youtube account:
ZMAN - YouTube: http://archive.is/3Cypg
IMDb known accounts:
https://archive.is/1t9WP
https://archive.fo/EYOzy
Livejournal account:
http://archive.is/N7fJB
http://archive.is/dKz8X
http://archive.is/QczKZ
Reddit accounts (banned):
/u/half-bloodprince
/u/emmastonecantact

First thread: http://archive.is/PshNg https: >>>/cow/6064
Clearly there's no point in uploading all the shit that needed archiving again, so have fun.
Edited last time by HangingFlesh on 12/04/2019 (Wed) 03:46:26.
Toad 10/17/2020 (Sat) 00:16:11 ID: 86dc10 No.87954
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Zach had a normal life, while the majority of his a-logs are deformed freaks without life.
Toad 10/17/2020 (Sat) 01:57:56 No.87981
>>87954 Zach is a cow, but to be fair, his haters are very similar to DSP haters. And DSP always win.
Toad 10/17/2020 (Sat) 06:39:36 ID: d63f18 No.87999
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>>87954 >>87981 Flopson has no career.
Toad 10/19/2020 (Mon) 01:27:28 No.88116
>>87999 very true, but yet, Zach had a normal life way more happy than the life of the majority of his a-logs
Toad 10/20/2020 (Tue) 00:30:56 ID: 12a5f0 No.88221
>>88116 >lives at home with his parents >no job >no gf >no friends >only the most boring franchise to rewatch constantly
Toad 10/20/2020 (Tue) 04:37:57 No.88264
>>88221 Are you talking about gah0ole?
Toad 10/20/2020 (Tue) 08:15:55 ID: 504cec No.88280
>>88221 Hapa PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD
Toad 10/21/2020 (Wed) 02:38:48 No.88320
>>88116 >more happy "Happy" doesn't mean "hapaesque", Zach. It's from "happiness", a concept closely related to cocksment and satisfaction.
Toad 10/21/2020 (Wed) 02:39:41 No.88321
>>88116 And the comparative is "happier", not "more happy". Educate yourself, Zach. This one is for free: https://thegrammarexchange.infopop.cc/topic/happier-vs-more-happy
Toad 10/21/2020 (Wed) 14:33:50 ID: 864091 No.88356
>>88264 Toad McKinley's family doesn't talk to him anymore since the FBI investigation
Toad 10/24/2020 (Sat) 17:15:39 No.88573
>>88356 lmao foxdickfarms keep saying that Toad McKinley is a pedo just bickers of that stream with Ashton
Toad 10/27/2020 (Tue) 18:46:23 No.88908
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Based
Toad 11/02/2020 (Mon) 16:43:24 ID: eb3cc0 No.89324
Zachys back on 4chan currently sperging out in https://boards.4channel.org/japan/thread/141582605#p141584662
Toad 11/02/2020 (Mon) 20:04:41 ID: cd3ff2 No.89332
>>88221 Zach owns his house in Stratford, not his parents.
Toad 11/03/2020 (Tue) 11:00:40 ID: 919a20 No.89402
>>89332 sure thing, hapa
Toad 11/03/2020 (Tue) 17:16:30 ID: fe5832 No.89417
>>89402 I'm going to find you and kill you.
Toad 11/26/2020 (Thu) 17:17:37 ID: c48cbf No.91330
>>89417 Flopson has no career!
Toad 01/10/2021 (Sun) 12:02:22 ID: 4f9a2d No.95334
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Toad 05/13/2021 (Thu) 02:14:57 ID: 3993a5 No.102547
Is Zach even still active anywhere?
Toad 05/13/2021 (Thu) 02:39:33 ID: 69fe78 No.102549
>>102547 Honestly don't know, he lives on through the impersonators, you will know hes truly back when the G​AMERGATEdick spam returns.
Toad 09/02/2021 (Thu) 01:14:11 ID: dc2d98 No.117360
>>102547 He seems to be back on /tv/ and freaking out at anyone saying anything slightly wrong with the tranny potter movies https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/155720235/
Toad 09/08/2021 (Wed) 08:04:18 ID: dc310a No.117853
https://zzzchan.xyz/file/034c48711aeaa6d0ffbd9910880a874837e3faef9f0c71b2bf218d99bd33ac35.webm why is he a thumbnail for this webm & what song is this?
Toad 09/09/2021 (Thu) 04:37:13 ID: 06f34d No.117975
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I was explaining about Zach lore to a seventy one year old woman tonight. Also about Columbine. How bizarre is that? Why and how Zach managed to be doxed so easily?
Toad 09/09/2021 (Thu) 23:19:30 ID: 69fe78 No.118053
>>117853 That's a yakuza edit, most likely.
Toad 09/10/2021 (Fri) 05:28:58 ID: c79558 No.118158
>>118053 no idea what that means, you know what the song is?
Toad 09/10/2021 (Fri) 05:49:17 ID: 69fe78 No.118162
>>118158 Post it for me the thread was deleted.
Toad 09/11/2021 (Sat) 07:43:28 ID: 69fe78 No.118311
>>118310 Some french song, I will see if I can find it.
Toad 12/29/2021 (Wed) 06:29:45 ID: 45f89d No.128526
SON
Toad 01/02/2022 (Sun) 16:08:22 ID: 59b1ec No.129115
>>118311 It's Italian you fucking Amerimutt pleb
Brian Holloman 02/16/2022 (Wed) 07:27:00 ID: 45a5f1 No.138244
>>129115 same shit
Brian Holloman 02/23/2022 (Wed) 19:36:15 ID: a23822 No.138979
>>129115 To be fair it's hard to differentiate one eurocuck language from another when they're all spoken with a mouthful of rapefugee cum.
Brian Holloman 02/24/2022 (Thu) 09:30:49 ID: 8bccba No.139043
>>138979 It tastes only slightly less bitter compared to the niggеr cum so beloved by amerimutts.
Unironic Ralphamale 08/03/2022 (Wed) 14:53:41 ID: fcf1a2 No.166117
based zach
Unironic Ralphamale 08/03/2022 (Wed) 16:36:50 ID: 9b5774 No.166125
>>166117 hey zach, flopson has no career
Unironic Ralphamale 08/03/2022 (Wed) 23:21:54 ID: 16150d No.166138
>>166125 Zach > Gahoole
Unironic Ralphamale 08/11/2022 (Thu) 10:49:08 ID: 791620 No.166994
>>166138 uh, based?
Unironic Ralphamale 09/05/2022 (Mon) 13:43:21 ID: 1ec33a No.171206
Anything recent from the hapa king? He seems to have dropped off the internet 2-3 years ago.
emojitroon 09/24/2022 (Sat) 17:03:31 ID: 726763 No.175356
>>171206 he doesn't live in Connecticut anymore, last i heard he was disappointed gahoole didn't visit him
Unironic Ralphamale 09/26/2022 (Mon) 20:24:08 ID: a361c9 No.175862
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>>171206 He fled the internet after this was released 3 years ago
Unironic Ralphamale 02/27/2023 (Mon) 15:46:21 ID: e84436 No.193832
The zach has returned. He's calmed down on the Watson simping but all the other posting characteristic are still there.
Unironic Ralphamale 02/27/2023 (Mon) 16:00:08 ID: 74a997 No.193833
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>>193832 Zach was never gone.
Unironic Ralphamale 02/27/2023 (Mon) 16:04:37 ID: 7f4577 No.193834
>>193832 >>193833 Zach never existed.
Unironic Ralphamale 02/27/2023 (Mon) 16:10:14 ID: 74a997 No.193836
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>>193834 Well, someone made all those shitposts simping for Emma Watson, and it wasn’t me. Maybe it was Gahoole? Idunno. In any case I would take classic Zach over any of the shitposters on tvch today. /tv/ went downhill after Zach left.
Unironic Ralphamale 03/01/2023 (Wed) 17:15:47 ID: 9392b7 No.194131
>>193836 /tv/ went down the hill when Gayhole picked it up
Unironic Ralphamale 03/02/2023 (Thu) 19:57:31 ID: 682edb No.194285
>>193834 Were Pedohoole and the Weasel posting all the interracial and cp porn creating this boogeyman so both incels losers could feel better about themselves and try to look cool at the eyes of the oldfags. Check the Gayhoole thread, way better than this one and more organic.
Unironic Ralphamale 04/17/2023 (Mon) 01:05:26 ID: 40667e No.202708
==WEINSTEIN W O N==
Unironic Ralphamale 04/17/2023 (Mon) 01:52:56 ID: e7d89d No.202716
>>202708 ouch, good bump, pedohoole goon
Unironic Ralphamale 11/04/2023 (Sat) 17:11:40 ID: d79ef7 No.231313
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