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Gahoole2/Patrick Nelson Toad 08/15/2021 (Sun) 04:12:35 No.114821
The Ogre who >we all enjoy from time to time, know by name or like the spent some time watching japonese wrestling In recent months his life story has been developing, from a small Youtuber and BO of /tv/, now he's a lolcow in the claws of foxdickfarms trannies. Tranks to his streams with Ashton Parks and Earwinson, he has gained some fame among a new group that is more than happy to enable his depression and bad habits and will eventually help him into become a left-wing Ogre or tranny himself, like his sister brother. His youtube channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCba0Ep0yWSBnfZj1IDdUKpQ/videos
Posting in Zach thread
the ogre got really PLEASE STOP TROLLING BRITBONG, HIS PARENTS ARE BEATING HIM AND HE WON'T STOP SCREAMING AT US IN DISCORD'd when people "aloged" his feet in a recent thread, to the point of him crying about it on a stream
/leftypol/, yakuza or trsperg, who's accusing the ogre of having CP this time? https://tvch.moe/dup/res/79933.html#80401
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>>115264 I don't remember him being as depressed as he is this year.
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>>115322 A ni/gg/er or the faggot crying about IsaToad McKinley, in any case, both try to blame /cow/ for everything.
>>115323 There are a good couple of fags on tvch that constantly bitch about /cow/.
>>115322 He wouldn't by any chance have given Dio vol, would he? If it is him, maybe lay off the discord for a bit. Might be something viral.
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>>115322 >TRSperg what are they even talking about?
>>115334 >>115350 There's at least one faggot there crying about /cow/ all the time, and he's very active for the last days, to the point of being posting no stop for almost 10 hours in the same thread. Also, essayfag or someone else there is now calling TRSperg of pedo and acussing him of being part of Mark/John circle, what's pure bullshit even if you deslike him.
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>>115387 I found the post, the context was a thread making fun of /dunk/, then TRSperg was pointed out by the anon together with all the other usual names.
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>>115322 >>115323 So, this faggot also deslike Gahoole while hating /cow/. I wonder who could be...
>>115387 I've never called TRSperg a pedo, it ain't me.
>>114821 >The Ogre who >we all enjoy from time to time, know by name or like the spent some time watching japonese wrestling <getting friendly with cows kys
Gahoole is finally opening his eyes, he now knows that he should not trust the snakes sociopaths from this board
>>115422 That's nobody is your friend, trsperg.
Man, /dunk/ is absolutely garbage, that place is unironically discordfags and cuckchan tier shit. Even zzzchan /b/ is less pozzed and low IQ.
>>115807 that would make sense, over half of tvch's userbase is jannies from gahoole's discord server
>>115820 /tv/ and /dup/ at least have some organic posting and more anons, /dunk/ is in fact only the trannies for discord dick sucking the ogre
>>115936 from discord
>>115641 rent free
fun fact, I have never ever posted on tvch
>>115991 >>115993 I don't believe you, TRSperg, as you've been showing yourself quite two-faced recently. But at the same time, I don't believe the idiot on tvch accusing you of being part of the Mark and Koi pedo circle.
>>115993 >>116064 I believe someone posted a screenshot already on thread 9 or Isabella thread, about someone there, maybe a discord tranny from Gahoole server calling you a pedo and including you as part of Mark and /japan/ crew. I wish I had it saved.
>>115936 /dunk/ made fun of blacked.moe that one time over /hebe/ so naturally it had to be added to the list of support/meta boards to control the narrative on. Just another battleground culture war. It's hell out there.
>>116064 I honestly think is funny that there are a group of people trying desperately to profile me when I've been rather forthright from day one. Including outright admiring the only reason I keeped posting TRS shit way back in the day was to bait (You)'s from idiots who where unironically into that aut-kike fedposting shit I never posted on tvch bickers it was associated with Marks webring and is full of reddit tier wannabes who post low quality memes. I fucked with Gahoole bickers of his association with Mark Man, bickers I was trolling Mark for almost three + years before 8chan died. The Golem of cake was one of my favorite lolcows, but that Golem of cake had also supported cartoon images of lolicon and furry shit. Gahoole getting investigated is most likely dude to his association with Mark and 8chan in general. If by "two faced" you mean me coming around to sorta liking Gahoole, then yeah. Dude trying to get /fit/ and get his life together is something I respect. >>116072 yeah I saw that screenshot, its why I came to check out Gahoole's thread.
>>115936 >>116102 I didn't checked there for the past week, the same spergs are fighintg about China, Taliban, calling everyone of mutts and aloging /cow/? >>116103 >Dude trying to get /fit/ and get his life together If only that were true.
What the hell is his obsession with Toad McKinley all about?
>>116103 In a month he hasn't lost 2kg or gained any muscles, he spent his day on discord or foxdickfarms talking with his tranny friends, or playing Genshin Impact. >>116394 Which Told?
>>116500 this, in two weeks I put on more muscle and lost more fat, majority of his friends be irl or online are just ballwashers, he will never improve his life with people like that around him
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TRSperg is still obsessed and pretending to be better than Gahoole, the dude is almost twice the age of Gahoole and spends more time on cuckchan and webring than the owner of tvch himself! And lusting for trannies and nasty mutties while LARPing to be somehow mature and successful with women!
>>117832 https://alogs.theГунтretort.com/cow/res/2.html#q117884 If he doesn't like you, you automatically become a tranny sodomite from /tv/
>>117980 The dude literally is a drug addicted in his mid 30's dating some slut older than him, imagine that.
>>114821 this dude is so fucking ugly, holy shit
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Pic related, (1) showing up to simp for Muttni >>117994 He made almost ten posts in the last weeks all seething about Gahoole and tvch
Can someone explain how this guy has been trying to lose weight for 6 weeks yet hes somehow losing next to nothing/gaining weight? Literally all he has to do is eat less.
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foxdickfarms and discord are really affecting him. I have no doubt that in a few years he will have a trans-phase.
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Gayhole is acting like he's the Gaytor to P P P and mad at /cow/ and Surfer
>>119063 That's a fake account, the real one is gahoole2
>>119082 Even if that's true, it doesn't change the fact that he's a faggot and dropped the ball once again with his stream about P P P and Surfer.
>>119191 This, the foxdickfarms already have way too many means to force their narrative, give some space to people from here to expose their opinions and histories
>>117998 deadass looks like shrek in human form
Is fox dick that boring that you have to do your baseless shitposting on a dead imageboard?
Wait, so there are actually people here who don't think ogre is guilty? The FBI doesn't just raid for no reason. If they only suspect, they're perfectly cocks to surveil and collect evidence for years at a time. And that's probably what they did.
>>119901 Eat a bullet, TRSperg
>>119901 He claimed they raided him for having too much computer stuff. Then he claimed that they raided him bickers his laptop accessed a CP website, and that it was his roommate who used his laptop when drunk. The ogre 100% is guilty and struck a deal with the FBI to turn his website into a honeypot. Fuck gahoole.
>>120017 HI Zach.
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>>120047 not about making fun of some nobody, you are all just glowing too obviously Neon Genesis Evangelion and glow frog memes very fitting
>>120047 You call everyone you deslike a pedo, TRSperg, meanwhile you're posting toddler porn on zzzchan or simping for Britanny Toad McKinley
>>120075 >you're posting toddler porn on zzzchan no, that's what /cow/ does
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More damning evidence that the ogre is a piece of shit and can't be trusted. Picrel is gahoole's hacker forum account, gahoole@cock.li is the email he likes to use a lot. I know this forum account is his bickers it uses the same password he always uses, gahoole123. 2nd pic is a post of his on the hacker forums. VERY not a good look.
>>121033 Big if true. Actually wasn't the FBI investigation bickers the Ukraine govt sent in a tip?
>>121033 >>121039 You'll never be white, tarrantranny
>>121033 sending this to the fbi lol
>>121061 Tarrantfaggot does not have the typical Jewish phenotype and is a millennial autistic who acts like a zoomer? I rememver of seeing him spering out about gahoole on cytube before and posting his cringe pics before.
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Both TRSPERG (pic related) and Tarrantranny are proving to be more idiotic and pathetic than Zach imo
Seethe more essayfag, you're a retard NeetSoc.
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is impressive how tvch, especially /dunk/ has the same talking points from foxdickfarms, whatever they talk about politics or lolcows their opinions are totally different from /cow/
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Discordtrannies are getting desperate with their cope.
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The current state of tvchan, Censored for your mental health. They're been reduced to this! HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>120006 >>121174 >discord foxdickers desperate to defend their homosexual lifestyle from the inevitability of Islam saving the west from itself still seething and coping that their gay cabal got btfо'd by 8/pol/ peek cope
>>122118 >Censored for your mental health Is it the Rock and/or Vin Diesel?
>>122126 copious amounts of chocolate phallus
Based Tvch pedos are letting one /cow/ anon live rent free in their schizo heads https://tvch.moe/dunk/res/74674.html#q74933 https://tvch.moe/tv/res/226874.html#226899
>>122971 >trsperg malding Good.
I am more convinced than ever that Gahoole is not much different from Asston, jcaesar187 and Jewsh, full of cope and hypocrisy. Stop getting into dramas or letting discord trannies like molifag and essayfag influence you and do your own thing like you always did.
TRSperg is such a loser. It's embarrassing to see an old man like him be the jester around here.
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>>123064 >/tv/ unironically supports lolicon I've never posted on gayhoole's site take your meds /tv/troon
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>If you call out pedos and trannies on /dunk/ and /dup/ you are accused of being trsperg. https://tvch.moe/dunk/res/74759.html#75630
>>123091 >idoldup's wholesome webms are pedophilia For fuck's sake trsperg, just kill yourself already.
>>123126 You're a pedo. For real, you're the one trying to D&C /cow/ and /tv/ for some reason, maybe bickers you're Moliberry/Essayfag or one of lolipedos from Koi group. Kys.
>>123171 I'm not trying to D&C anyone and not a pedo. I'm not Moliberry or Essayfag, much less one of the lolipedos. But idoldup wasn't posting drawn cp like you seemed to imply. He just posted one of the idol webms he has always posted. Keep projecting, champ.
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You have been banned from all boards for the following reason: Gore spam Your ban was filed on Saturday 30 October, 2021 and will not expire. Your IP address is not stored on tvch.moe. We currently hash IP addresses
You have been banned from all boards for the following reason: Gore spam Your ban was filed on Saturday 30 October, 2021 and will not expire. Your IP address is not stored on tvch.moe. We currently hash IP addresses
Gahoole need to make a total cleanup about his mods and vols. Majority are unironically furfags, pedos and foxdickfarmers. Keep banning the real anons, bud. Let zzzchan pedos, bunkerfags and discordtroons taking control of the place. Go ahead, it will end up very well tranks to these mods/vols.
Pedochu and his goons are lurking this thread and trying to push Gahoole vs /cow/ with some fake narrative about /cow/ anons being the true problem with his shitty site.
But yes, Gahoole definitely need to take care of the vols and mod situation. It's getting ridiculous, discord ruin everything. Same about foxdickfarms.
Now I understand why this faggot is doing his best to fuck with the site
Beside loving G​AMERGATEs, Gahoole also love trannies now? bickers his mods are deleting any "transphobic" or anti-/leftypol/ posts.
>>123611 stop posting dog rape
It's hilarious to see bunkertrannies, ni/gg/ers and tvch vols joining forces trying to invent narratives against a single /cow/ anon.
>>123623 For images posted at total, three are images (itl and trannypol back on 8chan days and two tranny memes) and a webm with MarkMann and /leftypol/ BO having sex. Nothing about zoofag shit. And yet, the post got deleted, I wonder why. Maybe MarkMann still has influence on tvch or some leftypol faggot is infiltrate as a vol.
>>123631 intl* Also like I said, nothing about zoofag or pedo shit, so stop trying to make up this narrative. What will be next? Try to push fake stories about Yakuza and trsperg?
>>123611 You post tranny porn and pretend to be "transphobic" lol, you're obsessed with pics of trannies. Typical ni/gg/er behavior.
>>123638 Who? Where? Is the tranny pic poster with us right now?
>>123638 Kys pedochu Don't you have anything better in your life right now than try to D&C and being some autistic loser both here and on tvch?
>>123639 He is, his so-called "transphobic cocks" are unspoilered pornographic pics of the axe wounds. >>123641 What did I say that could in any way be construed to be pedochu tier?
>>123754 kek, based wordfilter alogging my post
Why this loser has an obsession about The Rock? He wish he had "Chad" mutt genes instead of being a genetic dead end mutt? Also for the third time this year he recommended me a film about some fat and short black dude scoring white girls. No sure if he's doing it to joke with me or he's really projecting himself as those characters.
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Hey Patrick, this shit is getting tiresome, I never got banned one single time back on 8chan /tv/ days, but now I get this shit for nothing? Remove mod and vol from the majority of people, let only the old and trustful people taking care of it.
>>124071 >april 2021 Doesn't sound to me like anyone will even remember what that was at this point. How can you know it was for nothing?
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<Literal pedos, feds and etc can post, but not me.
There's at least one vol saging multiple threads for no reason, like the Fallout thread. Al
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Fix your vol/mod team, Gahoole, please. I'll have to create a fucking discord to talk with you?
>>125512 Being honest here, some of the vols are really weirdos and fags, like the one deleting the dox of two trannies a few days ago. Meanwhile, some fags like this OP https://tvch.moe/dunk/res/81500.html is just trying to start shit.
>I don't care! >He's unfunny! Anyone who has known Gahoole for years knows very well that when he uses these phrases, he is in fact jealous or annoyed on some level. Big cope. Also, he's now hanging out with the lolifag know as Trifox. Smh, I guess he will never learn.
>>128216 same is going on atm with this daiymo drama, same happened with Earwinson before, and many others back in 8chan days eventually, his discord troons will go after anyone here shit talking him.
Anyone can explain to me why Gahoole love to accuse others of being pedos like Andy Toad McKinley, but have no problem with being a close friend of MarkMann, AnalVape, Wolfspider and many others??? Also, ignore the FBI stuff, okay. I mean, I used to like the guy back 8chan days, but things are a bit out of hand now.
Patrick Nelson recently did a math to explain why he and other americanmutts will continue to be incels.
Pedohoole is not only ugly, but he is literally sick. Of body and mind, he has a weak immune system and constantly has a fever and in this feverish state he makes videos or post retard shit, has hallucinations and shows his true opinions. Not only that, but he definitely also has some mental illness such as bipolar disorder. Honestly, I have no doubt he has no soul, that would help explain his materialism and escapism. Honestly, it's a favor to humanity that he will never reproduce.
>>132702 kys trsperg
He's been having a constant mental breakdown for the last few weeks, on twitter, on his own site, cytube and whatever. Even on livestreams https://tvch.moe/dunk/res/88758.html https://tvch.moe/dunk/res/88950.html Perfect time to Bryan and Mr.Deadman destroy him once for all.
Some boring faggot made a stream about Gahoole https://www.twitch.tv/mlp_thegod
i would smash this idiot's face in
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Why does Gahoole make some people seethe so hard? He is a funny weird kind of guy and seems genuinely nice. But for some reason that pisses people off so hard that they want to destroy his life by making up false reports of him having CP or wishing death upon him. It's not like he is a lolcow, he doesn't sperg out or act the fool. At most he gets drunk and maudlin on stream, but when you consider how shit his life it that is kind of understandable. It is all so fucking weird.
>>140887 I've been on HRT for 6 months now and I want to kill myself. I feel constantly down, my skin has gone to shit, my penis and ballsack withered and I have no sex drive. None of the promises I was told have come. Even my buds are weird and misshapen, not at all like a woman's should be. I was listening to gahoole's latest stream and wanted to call in after the suicidal guy bickers it felt right but I was so scared gahoole would accidentally make fun of my tranny voice and that would probably be the last straw for me. I promised myself I wouldn't kill myself before I get at least one of the top 10 times for elden ring but the more I try the more I fail and I can barely open the game up now. I listen to gahoole, fail at finding any new tech in elden ring. Even tvch isn't the same escape as it's dead and full of /cow/ards. I started watching Gahoole in 2016 and have watched every single video he ever made. In August 2021 I decided I wanted to meet Gahoole in person so I drove down to Saint Cloud Minnesota. I sat in my car outside his apartment for hours but decided not to do it. I've fallen in love with the idea of Gahoole and if I meet him and I see the horror in his eyes at the abomination before him I might lose it. I drove back home and cried.
Gahoolian is Sexy. Gahoole is a work of art. 😩
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What a handsome looking Ogre.
Gahoole scares the Feds with his Sexy Shrek abilities.
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Gahoole. Also known as (((Patrick Nelson))) is getting exposed in this thread by me. First of all, his name is not (((Patrick Nelson))) I first caught wind of this a few months back but i just brushed it off. But right now i saw another one of (((Patricks))) appearances on a tv show. I knew i just had to expose him. To expose how his name is made up i first need to expose his acting appearances. I will post 2 clips of this. 1 of them is relevant to his fake name and pretty much all the fake stuff surrounding him. The second clip will just be a extra clip showing him doing another acting gig. I have to link the first clip to catbox since its 25mb https://files.catbox.moe/bkxt43.webm As you can see from this clip (((Zach))) doesnt exist and is made up. He used the name (((Zac))) from this acting gig to create a fake persona called (((Zach))) -nelson part1.PNG Then you have a dailymail article about this event where you can see the womens names that he (((tricked))). One of them has the name of (((Jayme Nelson))). Do you see it? Her last name is (((Nelson))). Thats where (((Patrick))) got the last name. https://archive.ph/aA3l4
>>174491 the third file webm Portlandia - Real Nerd.webm is the second clip of him doing another acting gig. No wonder he has a imageboard for movies and tv. Its his life!
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Members of Gahoole's spicscord club are now posting their sexual fantasies involving the ogre himself. Just when you thought these freaks couldn't get any worse, instead of banning Super Faggot posters like this, they ban innocent tvch posters thinking that they are NuZach/Sneedious/Emojitroon/TRSperg/Zach/etc. These anons have been living rent free in the minds of the vols for years. Gahoole's right hand man, Moliberry, tries and utterly fails to dox posters of tvch, and in the process the cuck G​AMERGATE got everyone's discord account banned. Gahoole needs to cut bait with these cuckchan rejects and get some moderation who don't ban innocent posters for being BOTM and ban literal faggots like this.
>>175042 super ramon is one of the worst forced memes of the decade
>>175042 >>175110 Hi Nuzach
>>175042 the tvch volpedos are seething at this post
>>175042 >>175110 >>175131 nuzach why are you angry and ramonposters?
>>175162 He's a shitskin, but with a small dick and unfunny
>>175042 Totally agree, these fags are still seething over some discord messages from 2 fucking years ago, retarded vol3 thinks i got patrick's discord banned twice, hopefully someone beats his head in
>>175042 > they ban innocent tvch posters thinking that they are NuZach/Sneedious/Emojitroon/TRSperg/Zach/etc Literally nothing wrong with Nuzach, TRSperg, and hell even Zach. They all attacked the /cow/kike vermin. Anyone who does that is good in my book. Vol3 needs to be shot right between the eyes and Gahoole should receive 50 lashings on his fat back and be put on an intermittent fasting diet. Time to clean up.
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>>175349 >>175350 You're pathetic as fuck.
>>175355 Says the loser who is seething for months now about being rejected by a man.
>>175389 Wtf are u talking about, I only started posting for like a week, haven't posted for months prior
>This thread Hahahaha. Ah you guys are swimming in the kiddy pool. Why doesn't anyone ask if Patrick dropped out of University bickers of the rape allegation? Or... Why Is Patrick friends with verifiable sweaty gamers but also goes around accusing people that he's in disagreements with of being sweaty gamers? Or Did the feds keep his computer bickers they found out he was an 8chan mod and wanted access to his contact list? Or... Why is it that every single 'normal' youtube personality that becomes involved with 'Gahoole' quickly moves on and disavows him publicly? What is it about Patrick that makes other people not want to associate with him on a professional level? Or... Why did Patrick spam his own website with his own memes, attacking his board owners personal threads with his 'oc'? Or... Actually it goes on and on and on. He's a shifty one, this Patrick. Ask him why he gets uncomfortable around little girls and watch him stutter (There's pictures out there, he's been jerking it to anime loli and doesn't like to be reminded...)
>>175874 Good post, bro, what about packing it and sending on discord to Bryan Dunn
https://archive.ph/3swWy nuzach and emojitroon circle jerking each other on nuzach thread

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