Gahoole the man has died. All that is left is Gahoole the heifer. His tits, ripe for my jewish mothering, have only swelled as he gains maturity, growing from a calf into a full sized cow. Speaking of cows, 'his' website doesn't even get as many posters as /cow/ now. He has hit full irrelevance as a board owner and as a creator. His only way back into fame is if he sex assaults Adam on stream live. Which has already happened if you watch a few of his earlier wrestling videos. Clearly cups some package and gets some stinkfinger in a few of those.
Bald, gay, fat, ugy, obnoxious, two-faced and dishonest. The cards have really been stacked against Gahoole in life. At least he isn't a virgin, he has that going for him. Gay sex counts right? I would think having a man's dick in your ass means you're no longer a virgin, and in that case Gahoole's cooler then everyone posting. 'Don't care, had sex, later losers.' You just know he uses a disposable shower head to wipe his ass, something TheGatorGamer never learned, so Gahoole's got that too.
I can't wait for the obituary. 'He died unloved and unwanted, disowned by his parents as a homosexual failure, rejected by the world at large, remembered only by his life partner of fifteen years, Adam, a man that spends all his time hanging out online with 10 year old children trying to make them cry. He will be buried in a ditch next to the highway, mourners are not expected and will be turned away. Donations can be made to NAMBLA or your local drag queen story hour organization in Patrick's name, he would want them to know they have his support in death as in life.'
A definitive end to a disgusting, bitch-made fatty lolcow. Rest in Peace Gahoole, you burnt bright and brief then guttered out in a foul stream of black smoke as all candles made of pig lard do.