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Tomb Raider thread Anonymous 03/11/2023 (Sat) 12:10:36 No.1312
Which had the best puzzle design?
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A reminder that Angel of Darkness is underrated.
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>>1844 Dollars to dimes that by the next nuMake, 'she'll have a square jaw and Adam's apple.
>>2609 She kinda does already.
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What went wrong?
>>2642 we didn't gatekeep good enough
my waif
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>>2642 Damn that figure is really hot.
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which iteration of Lara does anon prefer?
>>4013 Every preHD Lara is great.
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>leaks say new game is about older dyke Lara retiring with her gf after teaching a playable cast of diverse misfits how to guard ruins >Netflix series is about her protecting artifacts, "desexualizing Lara" and "exploring facets of her life everyone wonderes about"
>>4283 >new game and (((netflix))) series will be complete shit surprising no one
>>4289 >>4283 Didn't they already make some titless mystery meat NuLara tv or some shit?
>>4290 It flopped but that means that evil Dup nazis must be taught a lesson. Have 5 more.
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>Lara will only get fatter and flatter in the future sad future
Why isn't Lara Croft as popular now that she lost her sex appeal? Men and women both loved Lara Croft, and Tomb Raider was one of the most well-known vidya series to normies for the late-90s and early-00s. Now nobody really cares, Lara isn't sexy and badass anymore (she just gets nearly raped repeatedly), but journalists say she is better than ever...?
>>5092 Many such cases.
>>5144 quite frankly, all the cases are such
>>5147 Lol, I didn't mean in the real world Anon. Rather the Current Year, body-positive, troon-loving, nigger-worshipping, CIS-White-male-shaming, Anti-Christ, gayming dev. But what could possibly go wrong with their (((carefully-laid))) plans, tho? :^)
>>5143 Well how can she still be popular when you can't discuss her sexuality, her '90s 'tude, talk about the nude mod, post lewds etc, etc. People who made her popular were just average nerds chatting about her on forums and chans. Now they cut off her tits, put her in a burqa and prohibited discussing anything about her other than her female empowerment. The games themselves now are also just boring cinematic walking simulators instead of the action-packed platformers. Who the fuck would even want to be a fan of Tomb Raider nowadays.
>>4561 >>5025 sexooo
>>5153 >Now they cut off her tits, put her in a burqa and prohibited discussing anything about her other than her female empowerment. And that's a good thing.(tm) :^)
>>4283 Tom Raider.
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New Lara. No tits though.
>>5245 Generally an improvement, I like that they returned to the classic look, she doesn't even look like a man. That being said, regardless of how she looks she's gonna be a raging lesbian patriarchy smasher. Our Lara of late '90s is never coming back.
>>5245 >No tits though. We gotchu fam.
>>5247 hot
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>>5247 does she nudes ....uh for research purposes purely
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>>4319 >making your agitprop so shitty and stake that not even soys consumed it >oh yeah well here it is again goyim If no one is watching it what's the point in making it?
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>>5558 >>5563 Check em' boys we got exactly what we need.
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>>5699 >can't even do a proper remake >has to be this cheap low effort "remaster" with subpar PS2 graphics <wew, you can switch between the two! Gee, thanks a lot Rajesh.
>>5706 Would you really trust (((current year western devs))) to remake the original Tomb Raiders?
>>5708 No, but since this was outsourced to some Pajeets in Bangladesh the cuckening could have been avoided.
>>5709 Pajeets are some of the most cucked shitskins out there though. They always buy into progressive cancer hook line and sinker because they think it'll get them vegana and bobs.
>>5738 >pajeets >progressive lolwhat, they have the highest rape rates in the world
>>5742 >thinking being progressive stops rape You should know better by now.
>>5742 1. look at any group of diversity hire faggots pushing wokeshit and there will be a pajeet involved. Sometimes they're easy to overlook because the obligatory kikes are always so slimy. 2. wokeniggers rape all the time almost every soyboy with a public face gets caught out for sexual assault and not the fake "ewww he touched my arm :(" kind
>>5755 >every soyboy with a public face gets caught out for sexual assault and not the fake "ewww he touched my arm :(" kind Usually involving children.
I love Lara so much anons
>>5755 Pajeets hate whitey even though their entire culture stems from whitey and a ton of their upper caste are very white, who they also hate and resent btw, but these whiter Indians, smaller in number are not as cucked as western whites. These pajeets only exist due to excess aid from western countries and so like the subhuman animals they are they bite the hand that feeds them most. And of course they are somewhat traditional outside of the cities but the majority of Indians live in cities, and cities are as libtarded as you might think, hence their natural subversive nature/hatred of whites/jew cock sucking. t. Pajeet scholar
>>1312 tomb raidah

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