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Stellar Blade Anonymous 03/26/2023 (Sun) 06:30:41 No.1717
https://y.com.sb/watch?v=RAynTNAmj_E As Japan has fallen to the pozz, Korea takes up the mantle. Stellar Blade is Korean-made character action with hot booba lady in tight yoga pants. Day 1 buy. If you can recall, this was the game some soy journo called "baed and outdated" while praising the potato sack from Forwoken as both were revealed.
>>8872 < Miss Kwanjo, you're work a shit, and your dog smells. We have to let you go... > RAYCISS!!, BIGOT!!, NEGLECT-RAPED!! Heh, I'm sure it was real in her mind.
>>8872 >removed the work of two women because they were FEMINIST If I owned a NoGames5 that alone would have me preordering it. If the reason actually was because they were purging feminists.
>>8878 This is just fake news to cancel the game.
>>8882 Not surprising. Wouldn't be the first time feminist troons lied on twitter to get their victim card punched.
>>8872 Just a reminder this is the game they were trying to bury in favor of Forewoken.
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>>8873 >how did that Hogwarts Legacy boycott turn out? Not very good
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>>8910 To be fair that game was part of an already established popular IP. Stellar Blade is something new without a built in fanbase. Not that I think some feminist tranny crying about the game will hurt it's sales, if anything it'll get more eyes on the game and thus more sales.
>>8954 >To be fair that game was part of an already established popular IP Sure but it still shows how irrelevant the lefty boycotts are.
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>>8961 >that's what players want most of the time I can already hear the kvetching from game journos. There will be at least a few articles soon about how out of touch making sexy female characters is and how modern audiences want "realistic" women. Personally if this game ever gets a PC release I might actually buy instead of pirating for a change.
>>8962 >There will be at least a few articles soon about how out of touch making sexy female characters is they were making those since the game was announced
I don't trust Snoy with anything.
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>would be just a regular tame game 10 years ago >now it's controversial
>>9222 controversial to troons, they can't believe people want to play real games with hot women
Still praying for an uncensored PC release. I don't care if it's an idiot's hope
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>>9294 Oh momma.
>>9224 Isn't it a Snoy exclusive?
>>9296 As I said, an idiot’s hope. BUT I CAN STILL DREAM
>>9305 I thought the uncensored part was the hope.
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Rater R for eRection
>>9381 lmao, back in the day it wouldn't even be rated 16+
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>>9435 Looks like a Final Fantasy logo
>>9309 Both. Both are my hope
>>9294 nice ass
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Good lord. I'll give Shift Up this: They know what people who actually buy vidya want. Hoping it's fun to play and gets a PC port at some point. Day one buy if so.
>>9668 And it makes game journos shit their breeches.
>>9669 >journos shit their breeches That's probably just because their assholes have been blown out by all the extra large animal dildos they shove up there.
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it's over
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>>9690 >robot gook butt will save gaming! >it was an IPO scam all along not even surprised
>>9695 we got bamboozled yet again
>>9695 >>it was an IPO scam all along a what
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>>9709 damn
>>9697 Intentional Penis Operation, it when you trigger dick brain in the mentally weak to scam them
>>9722 how were people scammed? dont tell me people actually paid for this shit before it was even out
Fucking illiterates. IPO stands for Initial Public Offering, it's a stock market thing, when a company first goes public. An IPO scam is when a no-name company, usually a tech start-up, promises to totally DISRUPT and REVOLUTIONIZE whatever, issues themselves and their investors a boatload of stock which is of course is valued at BILLIONS, then proceeds to dump it all on corporate media hyped-up retail investors before it's revealed the company isn't actually making or doing shit. See: EV maker Rivian and that company that made that lunar lander that tipped over, in particular the price action around their IPOs.
>>9735 Smart idea to bamboozle people with a hot assbooba lady
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>>9738 thats why it didnt work this is how you IPO
>>9747 video gamers
ngl this game looks boring and bland as shit with the only interesting thing about it being that the female protagonist (cringe) looks like she's naked she moves like a man and her hair is stupid and impractical, the floating robo shit is annoying to look at and the monsters and environment and overall aesthetics look boring and bland as shit and the gameplay looks like a generic spectacle fighter that does nothing new or interesting at all whatsoever, all i see is pure slop with a hot whamen in it to bait coomers into throwing shekels at it also stronk foid protagonist that acts like a MAN isnt doing shit to reverse the communist take over of vidya, its just reinforcing this retarded idea that whamen are just as good as men >its fantasy bro its psychological warfare and you fucking know it

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